+Yagi Yes, that is the thing that's missing! Halva isn't Polish anyway, it's Turkish. Should have thrown that thing away or one of the crisp bags and put in a big ol' box of Wedel Ptasie Mleczo!
+Yagi its overall dissapointing, Wedel does some god like chocolate and they added tiki taki one, not that i dislike it but they should have gone with a bit more neutral one, Ptasie Mleczko is missing and thats a crime against humanity, also Delicje are missing (polish jaffa cakes, way supperior to uk ones)
I know TB thinks that these are super dumb, but I'm one of the weirdos who was sitting around and wishing for more installments. I'd just like to thank you both for filming and posting more of these.
I saw purple broccoli once in my life at a grocery store. I thought is was genetically modified to be purple at the time of spotting it. Then I learned it's actually naturally occurring and actually healthier than the green variant. The more you know!
I half expected Genna to reply to "You don't listen to anything I say. Ever." with "And that's why our marriage works." :D (And no, it's not a personal attack on anyone, don't get your knickers in a twist.)
TheYgeth What is wrong with you? If a cheap thing is popular with us, it means we're either poor or stingy with money. The fact that they're cheap everywhere has pretty much no meaning.
+John Grammaticus Yo, anyone on the Internet is, but if people watching this can understand what TB's talking, they should be educated anough to not be idiots ;)
+John Grammaticus I'm not sure if that kind of crowd watch TB (but it was also my first thought when I scrolled through comments), and he didn't said anything bad about God or only real Pope, two most famous Polish products.
Oh you just wait a couple of days, trust me. You might be surprised and mildly confused as half of the negative comments will be in polish and the other half in broken english. It's just what we do once the link spreads enough.
ragir "ej kurwa polacy lapka w gore xd" or something of that sort, I presume. I just google-translated that to english and the result is moderately amazing to be honest haha
As a Pole i am deeply offended not by the language butchering but how that package was actually lacking polish stuff. No "Delicje", "Ptasie Mleczko", "Torcik Wedlowski" and classic Wedel chocolate is a crime in my book, and the stuff that was actually in the package? The jello looked like a cheap replacement of a classic "Mieszanka Krakowska", "Prince Polo" would be okay if it was the classic gold one and when it comes to Wawel products, "Malaga" is a true winner. Only the "Prażynki", "Katarzynki", "Draże" and the "Krówka" were really fitting in there.
+Varcus Prażynki - Poorman's crisps, basically. Draże - I remember that they were pretty great, but the last time I've at least heard of them was about 10 years ago, when I was in elementary school...
Thanks Genna and TB for this awesome video, had a great laugh. Sorry for the sand cake, we actually kinda like it. TB, wow you fucking nailed the proper polish pronunciation ;P
+Commissar Iago Oh man, my husband loves paluszki. Reminds him of his childhood. I was actually surprised those weren't in the box. Why two things of potato chips and no pretzels? :|
Heh ... the crisps you started with is the cheapest shit, that maybe kids buy for the pennies they find on ground... The only realy polish things are the gingerbread (but texture realy varies, from stone-hard (no joke), to things which falls apart in hand), Prince Polo, 'Krówki", maybe draże.. and sadly the chałwa (no idea who likes this - you read 'CH' as H. its just polish gramar thing). I think they realy missed the breadsticks ('Paluszki") in all forms we have 0.o
TB trying to read Polish was *_hilarious_*! :) I'm glad to see you liked some of the other stuff! :) I think they missed a one or two things. For example, we have our own version of "Jaffa cakes" (called "Delicje" i.e. "delicious"). In Poland you can get them in many different flavours, other than orange - e.g. cherry, raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, lemon, green apple, apricot, white chocolate with vanilla (and I think there was one with advocaat too!). Also, as mentioned by other people - no "ptasie mleczko" (kind of non-chewy milky sponge, covered in chocolate of course), no "paluszki" (literarly - "fingers" - long thin pretzel-like things, sprinkled with either salt or poppy seeds, good with beer). Also, this "fudge" was clearly not particularly fresh - it is very chewy, like caramel, when it's fresh. (It has a picture of a cow on wrapped for a reason - it is supposed to stick to your teeth and gums and make you chew like a cow! ;) ) As for crisps - cheese and onion is not even that popular in Poland...
It was so funny for me to hear TB try to say the names of Polish snacks. In fact, I kinda want to hear more of it. By the way, in case anyone is interested, the sand cake thing that TB ate, "Chałwa", is pronounced like "how" for "Chał" part and "wa" is pronounced kinda of like orcs say "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" in Warhammer, except that we don't scream and we only say the "wa" part. Thanks for making TB eat stuff Genna. Keep these videos coming.
You are missing the most important sweet from Poland for some reason ... get "Ptasie Mleczko" somewhere (the company is "Wedel") I guarantee there will absolutely be NO peauts or any other kind of nuts at all. And it's awesome. :)
I didn't recognize some of the brands. I remember once someone wrote that the box had really obscure, cheap stuff, and frankly I'm inclined to believe it after this video. Sure Prince Polo is actualy preaty popular chocolate wafer in Poland. That plus everything from E.Wedel. But everything else was pretty much bottom shelf sweets. Some of those I haven't seen in shops for ages. I don't know how they got it. Oh and btw. to pronunc halva (chałwa) in polish you just add "va" to "how" how-va
since half of Poland now live in England and have erected Polish shops and districts in our cities I see Polish food often. the outrage of the food not being the best Poland has is how we felt seeing English box. now we can unite in hating the ignorance of universal yums
British citizen critiques other countries for their food :P A little bit funny when you think about it. Also while not Polish citizen, it is hilarious to hear TB read polish text :D
Listening to TB reading anything in my native language triggers my dormant polish guy xD we were invaded by nazis, but we do not speak nazi. We defeated them.
As a Polen I would say TB did better job at reading polish words from the top of his head than most people. I was impressed with "prażynki". Below some translation but you probably had some already. 1. Potato Crisps: cheese-onion taste. Name "Łapsy" not "Tapsy". "Ł" sounds like "w" in "word" [most of the time]. Also I don't know those crisps. 2. Prażynki aren't a name of a brand they are type of a snack like "crisps". That's why they taste different [styrophony] no matter the flavour. 3. At "draże" I realised that you have all translated somewhere so I will stop :P Also I didn't have panacota bar, haven't even seen it. But I will try to find it now. Princepolo that is a classic. I see that you like chałwa as much as me. Katarzynki - Kates [like the name] I don't know if you will see this but I enjoyed this video.
And so came the day when the box from my country arrived on TB's table. Jesus Christ the pronunciation of all those words is hilariously bad. I loved it.
if you ever saw a early plum , thair blue...Cheten alva aka sand kake is red with a C and the milka kows are everywhere it was a lie :D (btw im from Serbia)
Ha, these are great. :) I wouldn't mind seeing more of these, Genna. Seems like a lot of these boxes aren't all that faithful to the countries they "represent," though. In the Netherlands, there was a serious lack of licorice, and it seems like a lot of Polish people feel there are things missing from this one. Clearly we need a special bonus episode with specially imported foods that were missing from the boxes.. ;)
Cadbury's is made in Poland by Mondelez now who make Milka too. I think they even put Milka in Cadbury's like they seem to do with all their other products now.
If you want sand cake, look up "babka piaskowa" :) "Piasek" means sand. Btw, you'd probably get more "typically Polish" stuff in most Polish stores in the US, if you can find one; not to mention the UK.
+TheDeralte Well, Mondelez has a production plant in Poland. Still, almost all the Milka you can buy somewhere was made in Lörrach. Still, putting one of the most generic and internationally available brands in there is a bit dumb...
Especially when the reason they put it it was: "this particular product can only be found in Poland", when you can actually buy it in different countries as well.
It's funny how despite having gone through so many items that were hard to open, still nobody thought to bring a pair of scissors for these videos (or a fish knife).
Yeah, just as I thought this could not have been that brilliant. Our best snacks are basically homemade. Our cuisine is much, much better than our snacks. We have brilliant cakes and stuff, but snacks are pretty much renamed imports, or just straight up imports.
Jenna: This is tralopski mitriskniaki, and it's a pineapple gummi candy. TB: I hate pineapple. This is disgusting. Jenna: This is knifartmirak and it's a marzipan cookie. :) TB: I hate marzipan. I hate cookies. I hate this. I bet children love this. I hate children. I hate anyone who derives pleasure from eating anything. Jenna: This is gnrmflkmrnrl and it's like Nutella but with almonds instead of hazelnuts! ^_^ TB: I hate almonds. I hate hazelnuts. I hate chocolate. I hate spread. I hate the idea of spreading things onto other things in any context. I hate how that name doesn't have any vowels. I hate you for making me eat this garbage. I hate the entire country of Poland and everyone in it. Jenna: Uh... well... this is profminknau and it's a beer-flavored chip. TB: I hate beer. I hate chips. I hate crunchy food. I hate things that come in bags. I hate how you pronounced that name. You're bad at everything. You're incompetent. You're ugly. I hate you. I hate everyone in the world. I hate the human race for creating me and forcing me to exist in the same universe as peanut butter.
Poland excuses you, Genna.
Poland does not excuse adding *Swiss chocolate to the Polish box* and not adding Ptasie Mleczko for some weird reason.
+Yagi Yes, that is the thing that's missing! Halva isn't Polish anyway, it's Turkish. Should have thrown that thing away or one of the crisp bags and put in a big ol' box of Wedel Ptasie Mleczo!
ptaszie mleczko and krowka are the 2 biggest polish exports I know, and one of them is missing, the fuck?
+Yagi I agree no Ptasie Mleczko in that box is a crime.
+Yagi Ptasie Mleczko is shit tho.
+Yagi its overall dissapointing, Wedel does some god like chocolate and they added tiki taki one, not that i dislike it but they should have gone with a bit more neutral one, Ptasie Mleczko is missing and thats a crime against humanity, also Delicje are missing (polish jaffa cakes, way supperior to uk ones)
The way you read the polish words.....oh god.....i am dying and not from laughter.
Edit: Polish plums are blue-purple.
+Iraklis Pazios It's awful, I love it
+Iraklis Pazios Aren't all plums blue-purple?
+Iraklis Pazios What are you talking about, my sides are in stitches.
Пше-пше-пше-е-е-е-е
:D
+Creeper Jam No they turned blue and purple when they applied zyklon b
When are they actually going to live up to what they say or just keeping eating the country's food and NOT the country. Reported for misleading title.
Title says *taste* as long as one ingredient is from the country it counts.
+Miroslav Radev they could easily just send a package of dirt over for TB to eat.
+Cobey Smith TB doesn't have to eat any country. As lock as he starts licking them, it's all cool.
+Cobey Smith he can just lick the package.
+Cobey Smith From the description of Halva apparently they did
Thanks for sharing Genna. Also, if TB is misbehaving you should use *Sandcake* against him, it's super effective !
Just hide bits of it in his sandwiches or something, hahah.
+Sir Saber I think that salmiakki would be even more effective
Genna uses sandcake! Its super effective! TB flintched
+Eggdrasil Warthog Turkish Bieber!
+Ryudenki Nobody should mess with a man's sandwich. Those are sacred things.
TB's Polish sounds perfect. May be it's because I know absolutely nothing about the Polish language.
Yeah no it's awful XD
It's beyond awful. It's hilariously bad. xD
it's perfect in it's own way.
TB reading Polish stuff with British accent is funny as hell :D
when the pronunciation isn't even CLOSE!
+AdziPL Shut up its perfect ;)
+AdziPL Well obviously. It is what makes it funny. And I still heard people doing worse job of reading English, despite having learned the language...
Perzyn Finland in a nutshell.
Haha you thought that Prince Polo was big? Normally in Poland you buy the XXL variant which is about twice as big.
+7necromancer Double in length, I guess he said it was too wide.
even the XXL isn't all that big lol
+7necromancer Hazelnut and wafer bar? Can you send me one?
+Snorlax Man Also the hazelnut one is rarer than the classic flavour.
***** Either way it sounded nice. Mainly the word Nutella and anything means 10/10.
English people trying to read Polish never end to amuse me.
I know TB thinks that these are super dumb, but I'm one of the weirdos who was sitting around and wishing for more installments. I'd just like to thank you both for filming and posting more of these.
"I'd dip that in milk." - Totalbiscuit, 2016
At first glance I thought the title said Poundland hahaha! Where's Ashens when you need him?
+Prox His couch has seen some shit, it's like casting couch tier
+Prox I would so watch that.
No "Ptasie mleczko"? :O Who made this box? :(
+LeniwaKreatura Swede here, those are great.
+LeniwaKreatura Haven't the Poles renounced all their Soviet heritage? :)
Thomas Vinci
We only keep the good parts :) I didn't know that "Ptasie mleczko" have somekind of Soviet heritage xD
+LeniwaKreatura It's based on Czechoslovakian whipped cream cake, and reinvented by the Vladivostok branch of RotFront in the 60s.
+LeniwaKreatura I know, they didn't even include nx9443onifd dzemtnio either.
TB butchering other languages is always the best part of the video
Omg i have never seen a plum that isnt blue
I have never seen a plum that is blue, I don't think we have blue ones in england.
+Son Goku I have seen plums that weren't blue, but they weren't ripe yet.
That actually blows my mind. I cannot connect the idea of a blue fruit being a plum. Like if I told you strawberries are purple.
I saw purple broccoli once in my life at a grocery store. I thought is was genetically modified to be purple at the time of spotting it. Then I learned it's actually naturally occurring and actually healthier than the green variant. The more you know!
I half expected Genna to reply to "You don't listen to anything I say. Ever." with "And that's why our marriage works." :D (And no, it's not a personal attack on anyone, don't get your knickers in a twist.)
Your polish is beautiful, TB. Do not let anybody tell you otherwise ;3
+Phire Wuffie Naaah, it's crap but at least TB is trying :)
Onion is the polish apple. I'm serious, I'm from poland.
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Pan Limak
Onions are cheap everywhere. Do you have a complex?
TheYgeth What is wrong with you? If a cheap thing is popular with us, it means we're either poor or stingy with money. The fact that they're cheap everywhere has pretty much no meaning.
Only kids use it as a slur.
Pan Limak
You might get outdated info, TB, WE DONT SPEAK GERMAN HERE
+M Gee (Stikkychaos) If what TB considers German is German, then we don't speak German here in Germany either... :D
+M Gee (Stikkychaos) Actually the EU is just not working fast enough, but that's what we get for working with italy once again...
+M Gee (Stikkychaos) Not yet
+M Gee (Stikkychaos) He did the same thing to Dutch. Anything European is German, apparently.
+Arjen And for some reason the British don't consider themselves to be European. They apparently don't believe in continental shelves.
So awesome to see TB and Genna just banter.TB looks like he's acting a bit, but you can see that they bounce back and forth REALLY well. ^_^
"Whoever invented cheese and onion is a foul beast" oh TB, as snarky as ever. Love from Spain ; )
KATARZYNKI! Those are amazing!
Very nice pronounciation, mate. Dying from laughter here.
I think TB actually likes doing these videos. He pretends he doesn't, but he really does.
I never thought that in my entire life i will hear someone speak polish in a way that it sounds like chinese.
I wonder how many people will be offended by this. My countrymen love to be outraged online whenever someone critiques anything remotely polish.
+John Grammaticus Yo, anyone on the Internet is, but if people watching this can understand what TB's talking, they should be educated anough to not be idiots ;)
+John Grammaticus I'm not sure if that kind of crowd watch TB (but it was also my first thought when I scrolled through comments), and he didn't said anything bad about God or only real Pope, two most famous Polish products.
Oh you just wait a couple of days, trust me. You might be surprised and mildly confused as half of the negative comments will be in polish and the other half in broken english. It's just what we do once the link spreads enough.
I really hope not :P
ragir
"ej kurwa polacy lapka w gore xd" or something of that sort, I presume.
I just google-translated that to english and the result is moderately amazing to be honest haha
As a Pole i am deeply offended not by the language butchering but how that package was actually lacking polish stuff. No "Delicje", "Ptasie Mleczko", "Torcik Wedlowski" and classic Wedel chocolate is a crime in my book, and the stuff that was actually in the package? The jello looked like a cheap replacement of a classic "Mieszanka Krakowska", "Prince Polo" would be okay if it was the classic gold one and when it comes to Wawel products, "Malaga" is a true winner. Only the "Prażynki", "Katarzynki", "Draże" and the "Krówka" were really fitting in there.
tb's sass levels are off the charts in this one.
most of these snacks ive actually never really heard of in poland, only really prince polo.
Most of them you can also find in Russia, too. Not that surprising actually
If you have never heard of Prażynki or Draże and you live in Poland then you live in a deep, deep forest.
+Varcus nah never heard of them, too bad they didnt have Zielona cebulka lays
+Varcus Prażynki - Poorman's crisps, basically.
Draże - I remember that they were pretty great, but the last time I've at least heard of them was about 10 years ago, when I was in elementary school...
+roolin the flavour of them can be only found in poland, id consider them a polish snack.
Thanks Genna and TB for this awesome video, had a great laugh. Sorry for the sand cake, we actually kinda like it. TB, wow you fucking nailed the proper polish pronunciation ;P
Why are you sorry Genna? I'm sitting here, laughing my ass off. TB's pronunciation is quite fabulous.
How about asking Fans around the globe to make some pakets for you guys with REAL traditional sweets of the country and sending them to you?
+Karakla08 that's actually a good idea :)
Oh no, the return of halva!
+Sephiroth1204 *Chałwa
+7necromancer Czalwa!
No "Ptasie mleczko"? Who the hell made this box? O_o
+IWoytaZI
IKR?
Also - no "paluszki"? :)
+IWoytaZI I know right? Shame.
+Commissar Iago Oh man, my husband loves paluszki. Reminds him of his childhood. I was actually surprised those weren't in the box. Why two things of potato chips and no pretzels? :|
No Pawełek or Mieszanka Krakowska. If I were to choose some snacks I'd also give some Mr. Snaki or Polskie Ziemniaczki instead of Prażynki.
I am not from Poland, but I agree fully. Your bird milk is really good!
Your hand wanting stuff always makes me chuckle
my favourite episode, i love how he said all the polish words, love this :3
Heh ... the crisps you started with is the cheapest shit, that maybe kids buy for the pennies they find on ground... The only realy polish things are the gingerbread (but texture realy varies, from stone-hard (no joke), to things which falls apart in hand), Prince Polo, 'Krówki", maybe draże.. and sadly the chałwa (no idea who likes this - you read 'CH' as H. its just polish gramar thing). I think they realy missed the breadsticks ('Paluszki") in all forms we have 0.o
TB went a bit Ron Jeremy with the beard here 😂 RIP man I love watching these.
TB trying to read Polish was *_hilarious_*! :) I'm glad to see you liked some of the other stuff! :)
I think they missed a one or two things. For example, we have our own version of "Jaffa cakes" (called "Delicje" i.e. "delicious"). In Poland you can get them in many different flavours, other than orange - e.g. cherry, raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, lemon, green apple, apricot, white chocolate with vanilla (and I think there was one with advocaat too!). Also, as mentioned by other people - no "ptasie mleczko" (kind of non-chewy milky sponge, covered in chocolate of course), no "paluszki" (literarly - "fingers" - long thin pretzel-like things, sprinkled with either salt or poppy seeds, good with beer). Also, this "fudge" was clearly not particularly fresh - it is very chewy, like caramel, when it's fresh. (It has a picture of a cow on wrapped for a reason - it is supposed to stick to your teeth and gums and make you chew like a cow! ;) ) As for crisps - cheese and onion is not even that popular in Poland...
I love the banter between you two; would love to see more of these videos more often if possible.
Maybe a show like the osbournes have....heee any one?
TB's reading Polish makes me laugh. We poles do love our corn chips.
I do :)
I love how TB butchers the Polish language in such an amazing way!
Ah TB, it's Wawel not Łałel, I mean errr, Vavel not Wawel, I mean... Ah nevermind, just eat the damn thing.
Man it's Wawel not Vavel.
There are variations of plum that are pretty much blue, the more bluish kinds are quite common in the northern parts of Europe.
I'm learning that TB is an incredibly picky eater.
I think he's picky about everything. It's probably what makes him a good critic.
im also very picky
random767612e As long as the options menu is 50 minutes long, he's pleased.
It was so funny for me to hear TB try to say the names of Polish snacks. In fact, I kinda want to hear more of it. By the way, in case anyone is interested, the sand cake thing that TB ate, "Chałwa", is pronounced like "how" for "Chał" part and "wa" is pronounced kinda of like orcs say "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" in Warhammer, except that we don't scream and we only say the "wa" part.
Thanks for making TB eat stuff Genna. Keep these videos coming.
+MrSquadallah Now I have an urge to start up business in sweets, just to start selling product named "chałWAAAAAAGH!"
Perzyn I'd love to see that happen.
RIP John, I miss you :(
It's great that Genna color coordinated her nailcolor with TBs hat :D
So glad to have more of these, and so close together too!
Thanks guys, hope you are both well!
Also, TB, that stache though :)
Laughed my butt off at this one. Made my day, thank you for posting this.
For the anecdote, you can also get those cow biscuits in France where Milka is also very popular.
This made me soo happy!
The way he wanted to pronounce stuff!HA! xD
The chocolate-covered jelly stuff is amazing
You are missing the most important sweet from Poland for some reason ... get "Ptasie Mleczko" somewhere (the company is "Wedel") I guarantee there will absolutely be NO peauts or any other kind of nuts at all. And it's awesome. :)
Peanuts is TB's kryptonite
Man, he always sounds german when he says something in a language other than English. That's actually amazing.
3 in a row? I've died and gone to UA-cam heaven
2:33 So you're telling me Poland is the ONLY place where chips are produced like this?
Makes me freaking proud!!1
''Poland covers everything in chocolate''
OOOOH mental image of Michal Szpak covered in chocolate :3, Thank you Genna!
TB trying to read Polish is the definite highlight of this episode.
I didn't recognize some of the brands. I remember once someone wrote that the box had really obscure, cheap stuff, and frankly I'm inclined to believe it after this video. Sure Prince Polo is actualy preaty popular chocolate wafer in Poland. That plus everything from E.Wedel. But everything else was pretty much bottom shelf sweets. Some of those I haven't seen in shops for ages. I don't know how they got it.
Oh and btw. to pronunc halva (chałwa) in polish you just add "va" to "how" how-va
Haha, I loved it:) Thirst crisps you got I was like - they are not really Polish, but then Chalwa, Prince Polo and I was like oh yea, my favourite!
since half of Poland now live in England and have erected Polish shops and districts in our cities I see Polish food often. the outrage of the food not being the best Poland has is how we felt seeing English box. now we can unite in hating the ignorance of universal yums
Neat fact - Damson plums, specifically, are blue - ironically mainly from Europe and is native from Ireland and Great Britain >.>
I saw these cows "you can only get in poland" quite a few times in german supermarkets.
Also onions are great!
+TheTokenlord I have never seen these cows in poland.
Hurray! Poland got its own box, I feel satiated :)
+A. Kmiec (Andrew) And my mouth is a waterfall. :|_
Thanks, Obama.
No "ptasie mleczko". I'm disappointed, not including it in this box should be a crime.
Finally... i love Polish snacks. Wish to go to Poland someday ;3
Haha, you absolutely nailed the pronunciation! Shame they didn't put Ptasie Mleczko or Frugo in the box.
lol, that ending was priceless.
TB butchering non-english languages is what makes this world worth living in.
British citizen critiques other countries for their food :P A little bit funny when you think about it.
Also while not Polish citizen, it is hilarious to hear TB read polish text :D
The very best Polish attempt I could have hoped for. Peed myself before he tasted first item, hahahaha lol
Listening to TB reading anything in my native language triggers my dormant polish guy xD we were invaded by nazis, but we do not speak nazi. We defeated them.
This has to be the most hilarious first try at reading Polish 😂😂
Some day someone will make a Halva like the one here and combine it with onion and licorice just to make TB´s head explode.
As a Polen I would say TB did better job at reading polish words from the top of his head than most people. I was impressed with "prażynki". Below some translation but you probably had some already.
1. Potato Crisps: cheese-onion taste. Name "Łapsy" not "Tapsy". "Ł" sounds like "w" in "word" [most of the time]. Also I don't know those crisps.
2. Prażynki aren't a name of a brand they are type of a snack like "crisps". That's why they taste different [styrophony] no matter the flavour.
3. At "draże" I realised that you have all translated somewhere so I will stop :P
Also I didn't have panacota bar, haven't even seen it. But I will try to find it now.
Princepolo that is a classic.
I see that you like chałwa as much as me.
Katarzynki - Kates [like the name]
I don't know if you will see this but I enjoyed this video.
That cut mid-line. Obvious sign of quality.
I loved that sesame sandcake thing.
the sandcake monster retuuuuuurrrrnsss!
truly a fowl beast to behold
haha that cut at the end
And so came the day when the box from my country arrived on TB's table.
Jesus Christ the pronunciation of all those words is hilariously bad. I loved it.
if you ever saw a early plum , thair blue...Cheten alva aka sand kake is red with a C and the milka kows are everywhere it was a lie :D (btw im from Serbia)
That ending :D
"Turn this shit off. You obviously should've cu"
There are at least 3-4 amazing things missing in that box that most Polish folk would know.
Im Polish and i Love it! Nice suprise in my sub box!
I imagine that in Grumpy Cat's head there is a running commentary of the world as narrated by TB. :)
That's the best thing that happened today. Everything best from Poland.
Ha, these are great. :) I wouldn't mind seeing more of these, Genna.
Seems like a lot of these boxes aren't all that faithful to the countries they "represent," though. In the Netherlands, there was a serious lack of licorice, and it seems like a lot of Polish people feel there are things missing from this one.
Clearly we need a special bonus episode with specially imported foods that were missing from the boxes.. ;)
Cadbury's is made in Poland by Mondelez now who make Milka too. I think they even put Milka in Cadbury's like they seem to do with all their other products now.
If you want sand cake, look up "babka piaskowa" :) "Piasek" means sand.
Btw, you'd probably get more "typically Polish" stuff in most Polish stores in the US, if you can find one; not to mention the UK.
Chałwa is like dust with sugar and it's great.
Milka in a Polish box smh.
+TheDeralte Well, Mondelez has a production plant in Poland. Still, almost all the Milka you can buy somewhere was made in Lörrach. Still, putting one of the most generic and internationally available brands in there is a bit dumb...
Especially when the reason they put it it was: "this particular product can only be found in Poland", when you can actually buy it in different countries as well.
I mean, Ptasie mleczko and all Wedel is a South Korean Cadbury hybrid thing basically, so defining "Polish" is not so obvious, as anywhere else now.
@@gzzzt Wedel i 100% Polish man.
Plums I've seen come in a range of colours from purplish red through blue to black.
It's funny how despite having gone through so many items that were hard to open, still nobody thought to bring a pair of scissors for these videos (or a fish knife).
Yeah, just as I thought this could not have been that brilliant. Our best snacks are basically homemade. Our cuisine is much, much better than our snacks. We have brilliant cakes and stuff, but snacks are pretty much renamed imports, or just straight up imports.
There's plums available in many different colors and tastes. Red, yelllow, blue, purple etc.
Oh no, the onion drama is real.
Jenna: This is tralopski mitriskniaki, and it's a pineapple gummi candy.
TB: I hate pineapple. This is disgusting.
Jenna: This is knifartmirak and it's a marzipan cookie. :)
TB: I hate marzipan. I hate cookies. I hate this. I bet children love this. I hate children. I hate anyone who derives pleasure from eating anything.
Jenna: This is gnrmflkmrnrl and it's like Nutella but with almonds instead of hazelnuts! ^_^
TB: I hate almonds. I hate hazelnuts. I hate chocolate. I hate spread. I hate the idea of spreading things onto other things in any context. I hate how that name doesn't have any vowels. I hate you for making me eat this garbage. I hate the entire country of Poland and everyone in it.
Jenna: Uh... well... this is profminknau and it's a beer-flavored chip.
TB: I hate beer. I hate chips. I hate crunchy food. I hate things that come in bags. I hate how you pronounced that name. You're bad at everything. You're incompetent. You're ugly. I hate you. I hate everyone in the world. I hate the human race for creating me and forcing me to exist in the same universe as peanut butter.
...It's like the Swedish Chef is having an angry, British rant in quasi-Russian.
Oh my god I'm from Poland and this is hillarious! I beg you, Genna, make a "TB reads in Polish" video :D
RIP