TRUMP'S PECKER TROUBLE (FULL PODCAST) | Christopher Titus | Titus Podcast
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One felony conviction should keep him out of our Whitehouse.
And what do the American people get from Spanky45's 5+ felony convictions?
💯... THANK YOU!
Actually, I thought being convicted in the E. Jean Carroll case as a Sexual Aggressor would be the line where trump could not run
@babesimmons4017 me too but these people have a wharrped about it.
@@hitreset0291he's going to lose
Jesse Watters own mom called him on the the set telling him she loved him and was proud of him but she wished he would stop lying
Has she came back on since the first time? The first time was fucking hilarious and sad af. I feel bad for his momma i couldnt imagine watching my kid make an utter fool of himself.
@user-pz1fz5yt5j no I think it was only the one time
Jesse Watters has a mom?
This country is suffering from insurectile dysfunction.
haha that's brilliant
🤣🤣🤣great one 🎉
Electile Dysfunction
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
It was the poverty joke, "A guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, I am down on my luck and having financial troubles... is there anything you can do for me?' And I said, 'I am sorry, Donald, I can't help you'."
😂😂😂😂😂way to go Joe!
Titus, we had Patriot Front Nazis marching in my town of Charleston, WV yesterday!! The freaking Nazis are being allowed to march the streets in broad daylight with no police showing up! I'm horrified and disgusted! 🤬
They marched at the Wisconsin State Capitol a few months back. I am flabbergasted! And pissed off! Wtf is happening?
Pecker just couldn't stay firm on the stand. 😂
Is that some kind of a sick joke?
I hear there is a pill for that.
It was to hard for him."Don't get hard peter I was only playing with you."
You mean a Former American President is on trial.
FAP? 😂
You mean 'this' former and the only indicted US president?
In fact just an orange PINO! 😉
Once president always referred to as president
Lol the only people who would live through the apocalypse is Jimmy Carter and Keith Richards.
Vote Blue the whole way through the ballot until MAGA fades away.
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On the DeNiro front-- I figured early on from a few cues that Trump's favorite film had to be The Untouchables. Assuming that, I also figured his fave character would be Al Capone, played by DeNiro. Not long after, Trump started to mention Al Capone on a regular basis, supporting my theory. As for his reluctance to attack DeNiro, in Trump's syphilitic mind DeNiro is Capone. Add in a dose of Vito Corleone and DeNiro scares Trump into a new bout of poopie-pants.
he's not tho.
idk why Titus thinks he is, trump has attacked DeNiro several times.
I literally had a trump supporting co-worker tell me that he hates Biden because gas prices... I told him to vote for the next BP president
Remind him that the gas companies vote and pay the way for Republicans! 😮😊 vote 💙🌊
in 2020, trump strong armed OPEC into signing a deal drastically cutting oil production in order to raise oil prices.
that raised gas prices more than anything Joe did.
This has been the most complicated plot
a porn star has ever been involved in.
-Dulce Sloan @ the Daily show
I FINALLY SAW TITUS AND JIM CARREY ON SCREEN AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Dreams really do come true!!
REALLY?!? WHERE? 😮
@@user-rv8in6zy2p In this video... right near the beginning.
@@user-rv8in6zy2p thought the same thing bro
There is no news. We have opinion tv. I don’t want to know what SCOTU might do, tell me what they did when they do it.
I'm glad to hear about your sobriety. We need you to stay around for a while. We love you bro.
"DP" was definitely not a course correction from the pecker jokes😂
I guess I am not the only dirty mind in the comments 😅
The amount of Knowledge Trump has wouldn't fill a soda cap !!
Love your energy Captain Christopher!!.
This will be a great Saturday night. Grilling, beets, blunts and the Titus 3 way entertainment . Perfect evening. Thanks for the great content.
I first read that as grilling beets and thought "that sounds pretty good".
Funny 😅...but are you high right now ...I like pot too 😊...sounds good snl show 😋 🎉
I'm voting Titus for comedy
At this rate of decay, Trump won't make it through his third trial. And that's a damn shame.
Democracy Now! On UA-cam has some great news coverage.
I had a landlord with the name Richard Less III. They passed that cruel name on for generations. And he did use "Dick" as his name of choice..
Will a white rubber room and a white jacket suffice?😅😮😢😂❤
Can we all take a moment of silence for the fallen camera...May it always record in heaven!🥲
WOW !!! NIIIIIICEEEEE !!!! Got it within the first minute !!!
And It's a Saturday night release !!!!!!
Thanks for making my weekend !!!
He can't have his Diet Coke!! All he can drink is water. Poor Dozey Donny😭
That's one thing I get. Diet Coke is pretty great. Probably one of the very few things I agree with him on.
RIP Grandma Jean. Your wisdom kindness and spirit live on through your granddaughter. Let's motor.
Thank you for using that clip of Jim Carrey from Liar Liar! I have been waiting so long for someone to use that when it comes to Trump. Because it is so fitting for him. He complains again and again that he is being treated unfairly; to which I reply with this exact movie quote. You guys are awesome, keep up the good work.
Putin >💵 NRA >💵 Republican Congress
PS - I’ve been using Harry’s blades since 2018 and they rock.
27:42 Harry's ad, I don't have an income and I have one debit card, and that trial deal for $3 was too good to pass up. 10 months ago. Considering ordering more cartridges and that shaving cream smells divine. Before Harry's, I had simply stopped shaving because of the price.
@@treeeva the blades last a long time. That’s one of the reasons I love them so much.
Mitt said it perfectly when he said well i can't imagine paying a woman 130 thousand dollars not to have sex with me.
What ever they say...... Don't ever change Titus
Trump's nickname for his little friend is David Pecker.....
Lol, Titus emphasizing the "load!" Great stuff, man, love the podcast.
You guys are so funny when I really need a smile or a belly laugh i will re-watch your videos
Great Show, thanks for the laughs I don't have to think about.
Thx again Sir Titus...Knight for Democracy!❤
what a wild place for supreme court to be stuck thinking about ... it's not just trump , immunity would mean those life long seats might come with dodging drones ...
Take a drink every time a close up of Hylanders left ear is shown.
😂
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!! You are one hell of a genius and very funny to boot.
There is only one Ken! Love this podcast. Makes me look forward to Fridays.
Hylander says "zone into this face... and camera dies😂
The biggest one was lock her up for what reason. Top secret emails, mean while he had actual top secret documents in his bathroom
This podcast deserves a like just for the name alone!
David Peckers just lucky his parents didn’t name him Richard😂
Mike Johnson is being trained by Mitch McConnell do not underestimate Mike Johnson.
We called our old neighbor Octoe Joe because he shot 2 toes off cleaning his gun lmfao he was 19yrs old.
When D. Pecker appeared in a newscast, a woman I know exclaimed, "Get that thing out of my face!".
This was really clever, Titus. You still got it.
I heard Mt Vernon, which is a town in Missouri I live close to. Then it was followed by Ohio... And I was like, dam.... Blue Room in Springfield I would perform for y'all in the green room and dance for the dancing 🙈🙉! 🕺
I love your work Titiyusss. Latina/roman🤣🤣🤣my favorite things🤣🤣🤣
At :47: That ketchup bottle looks like it has Peyronie's disease.
I had a subscription to weekly world news. I voted for Clinton because he was hanging out with aliens.
Lol❤❤lol deep breath lol
The polls keep saying rump is ahead but many are undecided and undecided always go more to Democrats😊
Funky Winkerbean!
5th! I love christopher titus comedy!!!!
Don't say DP. that means something TOATALY different.
I laughed at that and wondered how many folks know another meaning for those initials. ; )
Dr. Pepper 😉...
Pepper?
I don't even know 'er...
The Putin accents sound like Boris Badenoff and Natasha Fatale. Need to mention Moose and Squirrel for effect. LOL
Excellent show, Guys!
Last week i saw the national inquirer at Ralph's supermarket 'trump secretly has stage 3 cancer!' lol!
Repealing the 19th Amendment would speed up elections.
There would be only half as many votes to count.
One funny movie mispronunciation I remember was in Ishtar Warren Beatty kept saying “smuck.”
How much will Donald "Sour Rump" stink up the court this week !
Normally, I listen to my podcast while I do my work with my earbuds however, you guys are also damn attractive. I’m an old 65-year-old woman who is a political junkie, but you guys are just too fun to look at love keep up the good work and I will always listen, and always will hit the button
Pecker could have changed his name to Parker, and no one would have even noticed.
his pucker is peckered
I COULD HAVE BEEN TURBO!!
you hit it on the f****** nail. Mobster 👍
Arggg! The supreme court just put a stay on the Stormy Daniels case until they rule on the immunity case that they are stalling.
BOOFIN' BLEACH
Grocery store billboards- you can’t help but see them.
Rump needs long johns with built in diaper to stay warm.
A couple things on the immunity issue.
First: The vast majority of his charges aren't covered even by the immunity the Supreme Court is deciding on. The alleged acts either took place outside of his presidency or were acts not related to presidential duties.
Second: Even if they gave Biden free range to eliminate his political rivals, he is a decent human being and wouldn't do that.
AG1 is like drinking a sand smoothie
Please explain amazing barn finds 😂
Hey, Tititus
If these people declared publicly that they were Napoleon, Bugs Bunny would call them a screw ball. So what's the difference between this and publicly declaring that you're the President or the Governor of Arizona, screw balls all-around
Chris Hayes has kept it together
Titus, did anyone ever tell you that you look like Jim Carrey and Matt Frewer collided in a particle accelerator?
Thanks for the video
The Enquirer published something that wasn't true? I dont know how to react that. Where am I going to go now for hard-hitting journalism!
A shield a sword and a quiver of arrows
Thanks again titus!!
Wish I could see you in New Mexico, been wanting to see a live show for years
You’re right Highlander we should ignore these losers or at least we should have a judge with balls to save in the moment. His court case comes up. You’re guilty. Pay this much jail time whatever it takes
judges with balls.
Todd McFarland action figure of Highlander I have that one too 😅
Ok , Hylinder , I need you to hold that sword so we can see the handle a little better...Only because from what I could see it looks like a " Highlander " replica sword that I have...And that would make the gift 100 times cooler....
Oh , I forgot , There can be only One...
We ALL should have known
Pecker never got beat up in middle school.
I guarantee it!
It is physically impossible to kick someone's a$$ while you are doubled over with laughter!
Hey, you! Come here! 😤
My name is Pecker! 🧐
Pfft - whaaat?!? 😃😆😂🤣🤣🤣
Tucker has been uber rich since birth he has literally probably never been in a grocery store in America in his life.
Google Tucker on Wikipedia.
He wasn't raised incredibly rich.
His biological mother abandoned the family when he was young and his father ( husband #3 in line) married into the Swanson family with Patrica Swanson.
And when his step mom died she left him nothing, it all went to her own biological children from her previous marriages.
look... ill be honest. I knew who you were vaguly... Knew the Titus name as it were... Saw some shows probably 20years ago.. IM BACK. dude... I didnt know you were this SMART, plugged into current events, AND had other hosts who take the piss out of you. Im glad to be back. edit: again when I knew who you were, I didnt know who I was at the time.. you know being probably 13.
Curious have Y'all discussed upon any topics in regards to what is going on in 🇵🇸 Gaza or Rafah🇵🇸
Goathaus dairy in Bryan has great options and peppermint summer soap!
DP isn’t any better! 😂😂
It's just that I have this sneaking suspicion that the whole MAGA really doesn't have anything to do with Trump, himself. I just can't quite pin it down.
OMG 😱
_FUNKY WINKERBEAN_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Highlander, I love you… I was saying the same thing when your lotion runs out don’t throw it away. Get something sharp. Don’t hurt yourself but cut the top off or whatever it takes pliers pull the thing apart. You probably have a months worth of stuff in there.
Sniffy sniff puffy sniff sniff