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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW Рік тому +1402

    This is a former assassin who retired to being a farmer. He's waiting for the agency to find him and offer him one last job.

  • @Zachmxyzptlk
    @Zachmxyzptlk Рік тому +869

    Agent 47 disguised as a farmer.

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 Рік тому +13

    Nice to see Jacques here. I would love to see you check out more Permaculture stuff.

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 Рік тому +307

    That was a damn execution. Thats how you MAKE a vegetable not harvest one!

  • @trex2046
    @trex2046 Рік тому +676

    He snapped that lettuce’s neck smoother than butter he definitely on edge

  • @shamachelon
    @shamachelon Рік тому +5

    I like this guys content, he’s a great gardener!

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 Рік тому +31

    "No! Not my cabbages!"

  • @pancakes8816
    @pancakes8816 Рік тому +84

    "Well done 47, target eliminated"

  • @mizixy9624
    @mizixy9624 Рік тому +82

    Pretty damn sure that’s Jacque! He always seems so sweet and unthreatening in all the other videos of his I’ve watched.

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool Рік тому +3

    Omg I love their garden channel. 😂

  • @catfoodbob1
    @catfoodbob1 Рік тому +137

    ah yes, Farmers are on the list of people you dont mess with

  • @natoriousthehopeful2786
    @natoriousthehopeful2786 Рік тому +35

    I didn't know John Wick was a farmer on the side😂

  • @tetragaming6332
    @tetragaming6332 Рік тому +95

    They’re practicing mortal kombat finishers

  • @AndrewJ9673
    @AndrewJ9673 Рік тому +144

    Dude snapped that cabbage’s neck 😂

  • @thefonze93
    @thefonze93 3 місяці тому +1

    It's better to be a Warrior in a Garden than A Gardener in a War.

  • @Hannahsunshine-
    @Hannahsunshine- Рік тому +21

    When two people you watch come together. Jacques in the garden took that cabbage head OUT

  • @thebiglebowski8591
    @thebiglebowski8591 Рік тому +1

    Straight up hunk from Resident Evil 4

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega Рік тому +2

    Getting ready to get rid of those Cabbage Patch Kids once and for all!

  • @austinhill5550
    @austinhill5550 3 місяці тому +1

    Jacque in the garden just snapping necks.

  • @malawianalphawolf
    @malawianalphawolf Рік тому +4

    Now I'm starting to see why it's called a head of lettuce.

  • @matthewnewberry9843
    @matthewnewberry9843 Рік тому +2

    Lol. That guy has a great garden channel. He would probably find it hilarious that you made this

  • @bradleysimpson9819
    @bradleysimpson9819 Рік тому +8

    When all you wanna do is grow your vegetables, but you have the government breathing down your neck about it, a fella tends to feel a bit threatened and on edge.

  • @novared103gaming3
    @novared103gaming3 Рік тому +95

    mans a failed chiropractor on the run from the law for certain

  • @darknesswave100
    @darknesswave100 Рік тому +5

    Bro turned into Hunk from Re4 remake snapping them necks like that

  • @letherchick66
    @letherchick66 Рік тому +3

    Man brassica family tough. You gotta go hard or it's not coming up

  • @ladydread5838
    @ladydread5838 Рік тому +3

    After you have read that they have found some plants do indeed scream...it makes videos like these more interesting. They say they make a high pitched bubble wrap like sound...too high for the human ear to hear. Also other plants respond to these screams. The more you know 😅

  • @angeloreilly3173
    @angeloreilly3173 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂
    What about the Grow Your Own Mushrooms Guy?
    Creepy lookin dude, he might be on em too! 😂😂😂

  • @92Dragonx
    @92Dragonx Рік тому +10

    MY CABBAGES!

  • @HighlyGiftedGrowery
    @HighlyGiftedGrowery Рік тому +1

    Jaquese in the Garden! Omg 😲 😂

  • @unowno123
    @unowno123 Рік тому +2

    "Well done 47, now get of the farmland, we'll extract you with the helicopter."

  • @reagenlionel
    @reagenlionel Рік тому +5

    He spun that lettuce like a goddamn beyblade lol

  • @TheRealLeahBibi
    @TheRealLeahBibi Рік тому +1

    Oh, that was def personal 😂😂😂

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 Рік тому +3

    my man has killed someone, there’s no way you get a spin that perfect without being from naples or being an executioner, bonus points if your both

  • @vestaash680
    @vestaash680 Рік тому +1

    Dude was just trying to nab that Cabbage Patch Kid before it got him.

  • @beatjuggernauts
    @beatjuggernauts Рік тому

    The rest of the vegetables started looking around for Mrs. MacDonald to come get PTSD Pete and tell him Nam been over for awhile! 😂

  • @dyelawnhotfire
    @dyelawnhotfire Рік тому +1

    "Agent 47, your next target is located in the tomato fields. I strongly suggest changing your gloves; it might get messy."

  • @lisapineapple
    @lisapineapple Рік тому +1

    Jacque is a former Bulgarian mobster.

  • @hotshotboi420
    @hotshotboi420 Рік тому +1

    I'm glad y'all finally understand farmers are highly dangerous lol

  • @09echols
    @09echols Рік тому +2

    That's Jaques and he would love that he's on this channel

  • @ironcannabis
    @ironcannabis Рік тому

    Epic gardening is the shit!

  • @branwhite4973
    @branwhite4973 3 місяці тому +1

    😂 leave Jaque alone. He's good at what he does.
    It's always personal

  • @aaronfaulkner2732
    @aaronfaulkner2732 Рік тому

    I'm with ya. He snapped that thing quick.

  • @markmcgoveran6811
    @markmcgoveran6811 Рік тому +8

    If you make that guy mad he'll twist your head off. He does it all day

  • @MASHkicksass
    @MASHkicksass Рік тому

    The pause he took in speaking while he killed it tho 😂😂😂😂

  • @wickedbasket8858
    @wickedbasket8858 Рік тому +1

    That guy is amazing lmao

  • @nihiloser
    @nihiloser Рік тому

    Something's up for sure!😂

  • @rickwelling9826
    @rickwelling9826 3 місяці тому

    Lol lol i love straight to the point and looking at it right yes lol lol 😂❤

  • @tigersmom77
    @tigersmom77 Рік тому +4

    Damn!! What did that cabbage do???

  • @RightJackAtYa
    @RightJackAtYa Рік тому

    Never seen someone peform a Halo assassination on a vegetable but here we are.

  • @Meredith126
    @Meredith126 Рік тому +1

    What's with all the aggression? That head of cabbage had pissed him off. Snatched it out of the ground like that head was so good head had to get it bk to the houz quick, b4 anyone else saw it?😮😊

  • @Milli2X
    @Milli2X Рік тому

    Snapping necks like Steven Seagal

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 Рік тому

    "Finish him" played a half second before he hit play

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku Рік тому

    *FLAWLESS VICTORY~FATALITY!!!*

  • @C_In_Outlaw3817
    @C_In_Outlaw3817 Рік тому +8

    Imagine that was bulbosaurs back

  • @yezzer13
    @yezzer13 Рік тому +1

    I know that I was looking at a garden. I know that the guy was harvesting. I know it was all very innocent. But, that movement looked like he was snapping a neck so I kinda almost thought I was watching a court case…

  • @branwhite4973
    @branwhite4973 3 місяці тому +1

    Should link his channel. It's useful content for a change

  • @ClaireBryher
    @ClaireBryher Рік тому

    It's like you playing those VR games 💪🏻😝

  • @DanteGrey
    @DanteGrey Рік тому

    I feel bad for the next rabbit that wanders into his cabbage patch

  • @mistyholt271
    @mistyholt271 Рік тому

    That was a lil slick for this Saturday morning.
    I feel dirty.

  • @krisfinley6706
    @krisfinley6706 Рік тому

    Didn't realize you have to snap their necks to harvest them 😂

  • @kenyaf581
    @kenyaf581 Рік тому

    ❤️ your content

  • @cannibalholiday
    @cannibalholiday 3 місяці тому

    Needed the "CRACK!" sound effect

  • @integrityinstall7860
    @integrityinstall7860 Рік тому

    Somethin he aint talkin about for sure

  • @detritus10001
    @detritus10001 Рік тому

    Surprisingly violent.

  • @angelolarsen8331
    @angelolarsen8331 Рік тому

    Inflation prices got farmers a lil angry 😂

  • @junkithuang
    @junkithuang 3 місяці тому

    From VeggieTales to Mortal Kombat Fatality…

  • @Abbywise32
    @Abbywise32 Рік тому

    Mercenary who gardens on the side

  • @reneejohnson4882
    @reneejohnson4882 3 місяці тому

    Military 🪖 training kicked in..damn special forces 💪

  • @elnegrouno9352
    @elnegrouno9352 Рік тому

    Oh nah after that the only thing I’m convinced he’s harvesting is souls.

  • @Mr_P0sTmAnn
    @Mr_P0sTmAnn Рік тому

    Rip Cabbage Patch Kid

  • @dustinwalker1137
    @dustinwalker1137 Рік тому

    That illicits a subscribe lol... Ol Neck breaker move lol

  • @forestxander
    @forestxander Рік тому +1

    Human on cabbage violence is nothing to scoff about, but the REAL issue is that cabbage on cabbage violence... this is just a distraction.

  • @beezzy11
    @beezzy11 Рік тому

    Cabbage lives matter too 😭😭

  • @johnwalker1058
    @johnwalker1058 Рік тому

    I guess that's why they call it "iceberg lettuce," 'cause the way he took it out like that was ice cold!

  • @the_chickenman
    @the_chickenman Рік тому

    My man had a grudge on that head of lettuce cuz Dam

  • @bospurgeon1039
    @bospurgeon1039 Рік тому +1

    SNAP!! that shit, then bon appetite while reflecting on the kill…

  • @rabidpepe
    @rabidpepe Рік тому

    I hope a baby doesn't cry around him.

  • @TerriLynn714
    @TerriLynn714 Рік тому

    Snappin necks or something 😂

  • @jasminemcelroy7717
    @jasminemcelroy7717 Рік тому

    Now I see how Ninjas practice while working 😂😅

  • @darlatidwell6255
    @darlatidwell6255 3 місяці тому

    That was probably quick-pick harvest technique, but at least we see what could be intended here and there a bit. TY for the clip.

  • @EnigmaticDiscipleOfChrist
    @EnigmaticDiscipleOfChrist Рік тому +1

    Veggie slayer...

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 Рік тому

    That was a-a clean twist there. 🌚

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

    Literally ripped a head(of cabbage) off in front of our eyes.

  • @salixalba6536
    @salixalba6536 Рік тому

    That's how you end a cabbage patch kid

  • @dalemaloney5803
    @dalemaloney5803 3 місяці тому

    Bro turned his cabbage into coleslaw, he ran that shit

  • @millernyne
    @millernyne Рік тому +1

    Hitman in Training

  • @michaelwebster3124
    @michaelwebster3124 Рік тому

    "I hear the screams of the vegetables"

  • @demonicgaminginc.4746
    @demonicgaminginc.4746 Рік тому

    This mans the son of JackTheRippers son. His names JackTheDripper(look up that name for a funny story). His MO is twisting heads off of poor little cabbage patch dolls.

  • @BlaecOleander
    @BlaecOleander Рік тому

    Vegans with vegetables after preaching about animal cruelty:

  • @MYSTERl0
    @MYSTERl0 Рік тому

    Nice work, 47 now on to the next target

  • @gintokiisakata
    @gintokiisakata Рік тому

    Obviously a sleeper agent

  • @davestafford7301
    @davestafford7301 Рік тому

    That is definitely a disgruntled ex employee of salad works envisioning his manager who fired him

  • @brangwynthedarkestdeity1210

    uhm... agent 47, you might get a new partner.

  • @CurseOrGame
    @CurseOrGame 3 місяці тому

    that cabbage was just minding its own buissness

  • @Pandabubba9
    @Pandabubba9 Рік тому +1

    Fatality……farmer wins

  • @Shortzee-z
    @Shortzee-z 3 місяці тому

    I swear I seen that same move in mortal Kombat

  • @aliensgotme
    @aliensgotme Рік тому

    Planned parenthood in the cabbage patch 😂

  • @Germangirl85
    @Germangirl85 Рік тому +1

    He decapitated that plant bc that's called a head of lettuce, cabbage, etc😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikail215
    @mikail215 Рік тому

    Bro, taking heads out there get it

  • @somniumvr5340
    @somniumvr5340 3 місяці тому

    john wick after the movies