WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE A SURFER?! | Pinch My Salt with Sterling Spencer | Ep 34

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @STERLINGSPENCER
    @STERLINGSPENCER  7 місяців тому +31

    PINCHY PINCHERS! What was your favorite part this week?! SUBSCRIBE!!!

    • @RobbieTolliver
      @RobbieTolliver 7 місяців тому +2

      Pink eye skating! Lol

    • @hencodewaal5461
      @hencodewaal5461 7 місяців тому +3

      your knowledge in magnetism 😂

    • @unkletonyahearns179
      @unkletonyahearns179 7 місяців тому +1

      I am enjoying the talk about Asians… As an Navy guy… I could actually tell a Korean… From a Filipino… From a China woman… Just by smell… Just saying

    • @mariarodionova4539
      @mariarodionova4539 7 місяців тому +2

      white sunglasses that made the judgmental guy dumb

    • @xisotopex
      @xisotopex 7 місяців тому

      you didnt forgive your Dad before he was gone? Just asking, I have the same issue, only my Dad is still alive, and its sort of a fear.

  • @xisotopex
    @xisotopex 7 місяців тому +30

    I met this guy last summer that would head to the beach with his wife and very young daughter, he would surf for an hour while she stayed on the beach with the kid, then he would go in and she would paddle out, and they got a rotation going. very cool, very idyllic.... you love surfing, you love your wife, you love hanging out with your baby daughter, this was just all mixed up in one good thing.

  • @dangadingdangading3205
    @dangadingdangading3205 7 місяців тому +20

    This podcast is so damn good. I watch a ton of comedy podcasts and this one is on the top of my list.❤

  • @themagikian4237
    @themagikian4237 7 місяців тому +16

    You make the Wave Mingle App. I mingle with all the local lads and tell them to meet me at one spot. Meanwhile, I'm at the better wave with no one out🤙

  • @anamelissa5549
    @anamelissa5549 7 місяців тому +20

    Hey Sterling, I’ve recently discovered your content and I just want to say I feel super inspired by you and your lifestyle. I’m a college student at UC Santa Cruz. I’m in my senior year and I’ve been feeling really lost and discouraged, not knowing what to do with my life and stressed about getting a job.. you have reminded me that there is so much more to life, and you can really do anything, even be the number one surfer! Anyways, thank you for spreading so much positivity and creativity, I truly feel inspired #noshalaunts

    • @bert_gimspon
      @bert_gimspon 7 місяців тому

      So lucky you get to watch the first episodes for the first time.. I would highly recommend starting at Ep 1.

    • @tyeauga
      @tyeauga 7 місяців тому

      Welcome to the party dude. The funniest podcast on the internet.

  • @werm3
    @werm3 7 місяців тому +15

    This is an instant like when I pull up a new episode! This podcast needs to blow up so we can get episodes weekly!!

  • @michaelcrossey3532
    @michaelcrossey3532 7 місяців тому +9

    Love the laughs but also the real moments towards the end.
    Best pod in the world. You know da rulez 🤙

  • @BackyardSwingset
    @BackyardSwingset 7 місяців тому +28

    When it starts off with a full belly laugh... I'm hooked in! Best surfing podcast in da werld!

  • @dustyhelm32
    @dustyhelm32 7 місяців тому +7

    I loved what you said about love and life and forgiveness so very important and you said it with no chalance

  • @SpaceGhostBrak
    @SpaceGhostBrak 7 місяців тому +7

    Totally Agree Sterling. I took have PTSD from the war and you explained it so correctly, it's like you relive the trauma through muscle memory. So proud that you are will to speak about this on your platform.

  • @5TA1KR
    @5TA1KR 7 місяців тому +35

    Cousin Ryan, stop promoting your wife, it's dangerous.😅

    • @jagz926
      @jagz926 7 місяців тому +7

      Cousin Ryan's Wife knows da rulez...with all due respect of course

    • @raff23able
      @raff23able 7 місяців тому +1

      What’s her @ 😉

  • @David-le7jy
    @David-le7jy 7 місяців тому +6

    I always stay till the end for a bit of man-flesh. I ❤ this channel!!

  • @juliakoltzoff6870
    @juliakoltzoff6870 7 місяців тому +4

    Brah- you guys had me Doubled over with laugh! Love it! Oh- and I’m a Libra- ❤️🤙🏝Aloha from Maui!

  • @quinskii001
    @quinskii001 7 місяців тому +6

    That funky Kayak is called a Goat Boat in aus haha

    • @maxfish4770
      @maxfish4770 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol, the old goat boat, still see the odd one

  • @douglaherty8120
    @douglaherty8120 7 місяців тому +2

    I know nothing about surfing or surfboards but I sure do hate soft tops now.

  • @Sarg3e
    @Sarg3e 7 місяців тому +8

    Let’s go! Look forward to this every week. Thanks boys ✌🏼❤️🌊

  • @KP-561
    @KP-561 7 місяців тому +2

    As a Leo I am offended by this depiction - no Tea for you Sterling. 🫖🍵😤

  • @nagekram
    @nagekram 7 місяців тому +3

    Thanks to San Diego Surf Mamas (original meet up group) joined when I had a 4month old and 3 year old we took turns and watched each other’s kids chew on seaweed and eat sand crabs . Our preschool

  • @K4YR4Y
    @K4YR4Y 7 місяців тому +3

    Haven’t even watched it yet, but had to drop a like and a comment for the Spencer team 🤙

  • @elinormeadows837
    @elinormeadows837 7 місяців тому +3

    Thanks boys, I am surprising myself how much i enjoy your kick back, Hawaiian style “talk story” sessions. Some good deep dharma in there too. I never comment on anything but Ive commented three times on yours. We are trying to survive the times, and we are all the walking injured. Main goal as far as I can tell in my kupuna years is to be kind! ☮️🧘🏻🤙

  • @seasaturated
    @seasaturated 7 місяців тому +2

    lol literally watching this in the parking lot waiting for the tide to go out so I can maybe surf a 1 foot wave

  • @foamriders1738
    @foamriders1738 7 місяців тому +2

    At 27 minutes in: Surf ski's in Australia were a thing in the 80's referred to as "GOAT" Boats by Surfers. Goat used to be an insult!

  • @themasonjars267
    @themasonjars267 7 місяців тому +2

    Cousin Ryan,I love how platonic your relationship to surfing is. I hope one day, you find out about the back door 😘

  • @JordanParker
    @JordanParker 6 місяців тому +2

    “if you live you can lose” I felt that.

  • @tonyhussey3610
    @tonyhussey3610 7 місяців тому +4

    Best ever podcasts ever..

  • @matthewlee7673
    @matthewlee7673 7 місяців тому +1

    Can vouch! Get a wife that loves to sit on the beach and read a book! It's the best.. Unless the surf's flat.

  • @eleazargonzalez7011
    @eleazargonzalez7011 7 місяців тому +3

    Second time watching this episode! Love U Sterl and Ryan!

  • @mikeys5169
    @mikeys5169 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly wave mingle is a really good idea

  • @chrisdennis6834
    @chrisdennis6834 7 місяців тому +1

    Some powerful words about life and death sterling!love u guys

  • @beachmaster9042
    @beachmaster9042 7 місяців тому +1

    My dad was a legend and died youngish, and i had traumatic brain injury to, yay.stay busy i guess

  • @cdog77584
    @cdog77584 7 місяців тому +1

    Love the episode! I’m also with Ryan on backwards pull in parking is for Kooks! YOU KNOW THE RULES! Don’t be a kook.

  • @SurferDad-ip8ow
    @SurferDad-ip8ow 7 місяців тому +1

    love you guys...but Ryan hates me, LOL.....its easier to back in a truck as the steering radius is less than a car. It is easier going in reverse as the turning radius is greater than forward. YOU KNOW DA RULZ!

  • @SaltySoul92
    @SaltySoul92 7 місяців тому +4

    Wave mingle! You know Da rulezzz! 🤣

  • @supertroop211
    @supertroop211 7 місяців тому +2

    Here I was just walking along having an oat milk minding my business when an inner Virgo voice came to me, urging me to follow this channel… and shoosh am I glad I did!
    You two are a gift from the stars. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. 🧜🏼‍♂️🦘

  • @tommyhuizenga9080
    @tommyhuizenga9080 7 місяців тому +1

    Likes, Comments, Algarythm boosting!!!!!!!!!!!1 wahooooooo!!!!!!!

  • @calebsease6561
    @calebsease6561 7 місяців тому +2

    Time to learn da rulez

  • @adamreplogle2420
    @adamreplogle2420 7 місяців тому +2

    I’ve been crushing West Peaks too🤙

  • @amandambarkey
    @amandambarkey 7 місяців тому +1

    Hope this comment helps you get to the next dimension 🤙🏻

  • @NaomiShoesmith
    @NaomiShoesmith 7 місяців тому +1

    My surfy hubby told me about you guys and how funny you were. Iv subscribed and now let him know when you've uploaded. We always repeat things youv said like Ryan's impression of Wendy from hook. Poop pee poop poop pee poop. Also always go back and listen to the blue loo story which is amazing 😂 Love the giggles and the insights. Totally relating to the thoughts on comedians, learning boundaries of being compassionate, being afraid to live, sharting and I'm a reverse Parker because it's easier to reverse park in when everyone knows what your doing than reverse parking out of a space and accidently hitting a passer by which happens all the time 😅 love you guys and look forward to your vids ❤❤

  • @caspeo
    @caspeo 7 місяців тому +1

    Sterling and Ryan you guys are hilarious. I just found you guys and just want to say thank you for your wisdom and humor. I was a white kid who grew up surfing but also playing football and I wanted to be Emmitt Smith too! It's a small 12th dimension

  • @unkletonyahearns179
    @unkletonyahearns179 7 місяців тому +6

    Your number one fan is coming to see you soon

    • @unkletonyahearns179
      @unkletonyahearns179 7 місяців тому

      I can write a book on dating… When I get on the golden bachelor, I’m gonna wear your shirt… You know the rules

    • @Sarg3e
      @Sarg3e 7 місяців тому

      Are you cheating on Ben? You going to be Sterling’s inside man on his mission to rid surfing of all soft tops?

    • @unkletonyahearns179
      @unkletonyahearns179 7 місяців тому

      @@Sarg3e sterling help me get Off soft tops… Two months in rehab… But I’m still somewhat addicted to soft top videos… So hopefully those guys could perform an exorcism. Gravy doesn’t pay attention to what I do. He’s got better uncles.

    • @GamePumaAll
      @GamePumaAll 7 місяців тому +1

      No I’m not

  • @grantthomas5383
    @grantthomas5383 7 місяців тому +1

    Come surf with me in Oregon all
    My surf friends got sick of how shitty the waves are

  • @carbro92
    @carbro92 7 місяців тому +2

    shoutout from Vancouver, BC, Canada! you know da rulezzz

  • @richadsotad
    @richadsotad 7 місяців тому +1

    great episode! that guy on the kayak shreds! i think they're called a goat boats. My dad told me how there were tons where he used to surf, and he said that they used to snake everyone because they could paddle so fast.

  • @bert_gimspon
    @bert_gimspon 7 місяців тому +1

    Just realized Sterlings singing voice is like a mix between Neil Young, Daniel Johnston and Tom Delonge.

  • @danielmelon4913
    @danielmelon4913 7 місяців тому +1

    Geminis so believe in astrology.

  • @dmgodwin1
    @dmgodwin1 7 місяців тому +1

    Very cool + rad. Liking & commenting!

  • @Jcully3232
    @Jcully3232 7 місяців тому +1

    Sterling not knowing who Kainoa Mcgee is ??? Unreal brah!

  • @AlleyTrashBoards
    @AlleyTrashBoards 7 місяців тому +1

    I told my wife before we dated that the ocean came first. I tried to explain my surfing like another woman that I’d never leave. She was really ok with it, but 13 years later she still doesn’t really understand that surfing is who I am what I think and dream about and all I want to do. It’s a struggle sometimes, but she still puts up with me.

  • @cudavrage
    @cudavrage 7 місяців тому +1

    Salt Water Soulmates!

  • @filteredblair
    @filteredblair 7 місяців тому +1

    You should have a picture of their board in the dating app and winter surfing is a plus

    • @filteredblair
      @filteredblair 7 місяців тому

      Write a song about China surfboards

  • @jeremystevens6020
    @jeremystevens6020 7 місяців тому +1

    It’s just so funny and also there are things to learn here.

  • @catherinebagwell1217
    @catherinebagwell1217 7 місяців тому +1

    200th like 😤😤😤😤😤😤

  • @nelsonrgraphics2909
    @nelsonrgraphics2909 7 днів тому

    My uncle has one of those paddle boards, they are so gnarly and fun. He shreds it, a water lover who swims in the mid of winter in his budgie smugglers. Takes the paddle board out during summer beach sessions.

  • @phineascaraway
    @phineascaraway 7 місяців тому +1

    Yet again another solid episode. This pod is evolving fast😊

  • @darrengray343
    @darrengray343 7 місяців тому +1

    Surf Ski boys

  • @BobBob-jn4ks
    @BobBob-jn4ks 7 місяців тому +2

    Platonic! ❤

    • @caseyfaust8998
      @caseyfaust8998 7 місяців тому

      Took years to realize when people talk about Plato, they weren’t talking about Play-Doh.🤔

  • @bwrightsurfart
    @bwrightsurfart 7 місяців тому +1

    Dude! I've also had dreams where I was surfing inside a classroom.

  • @shauncartwright6371
    @shauncartwright6371 7 місяців тому

    26mins. Very popular in the UK especially south Wales in the 80"s /90"s . Wave skis.Used to call them Goat boats./ Goatboaters.

  • @Flo-Joe
    @Flo-Joe 7 місяців тому

    Ryan should should try nutrition expert, big wave surfer, fashion model, action sports model, movie star, author, American Express spokes person, international fitness icon Laird Hamilton’s raw fish diet. I hear it’s pretty good for dropping some lbs.

  • @BurleyAmes
    @BurleyAmes 7 місяців тому

    I totally agree about the women making history for all women's sports! Everyone's obsessed with the WNBA but the WSL girls are out there absolutely dominating their sport!

  • @danimal818
    @danimal818 7 місяців тому +1

    young neil flip is sick

  • @a.m.tworeal4826
    @a.m.tworeal4826 7 місяців тому

    Coldezt' olah'z and Frio Techi Corezone'z here in Emerald sk8 park Heavenz!! 4 Evah' RoN!!

  • @EffortlessSwimming
    @EffortlessSwimming 7 місяців тому

    The bush fighting fart story 😂

  • @jtrealfunny
    @jtrealfunny 7 місяців тому

    Women rock climbers do it at pretty much the same level as the men; they take on the risk.
    1:07:00 SS getting really real and it's beautiful. He's talking about how he realized he gets a life to live and that he has the opportunity to 'love'. That's some real in the bones human shizzit. What else you got better than that? Your expensive car? Your bucket list? Take it from the man.

  • @GabrielAndrade-db6we
    @GabrielAndrade-db6we 15 днів тому

    Heyy I’m an iOS developer, I can make wave mingle become a reality! Lets colab!

  • @mariarodionova4539
    @mariarodionova4539 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm a Leo and it's all kinda true🥲 we just can't fight the need to be the center of attention, it's fckn above us

  • @deanstewart7377
    @deanstewart7377 7 місяців тому

    This is definitely the funniest most random self help group I'm apart of. Love the sharing guy's. ❤😂

  • @summthinspecial
    @summthinspecial 7 місяців тому +1

    Beautiful song at the beginning Donovan Taintenreiter.

  • @adriennewarg
    @adriennewarg 5 місяців тому

    I agree with Cousin Ryan about the backward parkers. When I waited tables, they were always the worst tippers!!

  • @GeraldMatthews-g8i
    @GeraldMatthews-g8i 7 місяців тому

    Full on backwards parker here. It's easier to thread the needle where no cars are when you're backing in vs backing out into cars going behind you. The fast getaway is legit too, lol.

  • @martinflett4900
    @martinflett4900 7 місяців тому

    Dont date into your hobbies. Skateboarding related, bro dated a chick that would linger around the local skatepark, next thing shes got more tattoos than he did and he was like "this chick is trying to out dude me bro"
    Long story short, she ended up looking like post malone.

  • @guymidnight434
    @guymidnight434 6 місяців тому

    This show is soooo good! I look forward to watching every episode. Love what Spencer had to say toward the end. Go life life and love. You know da rulz!!!!

  • @idewydewi1
    @idewydewi1 7 місяців тому

    love the 1st topic, i told my wife if you want to date me you need to know im a kitesurfer, and she was like what does that mean? it means not matter whos birthday or event im outty like a firemen when the surf is on. I need so many condtions planets stars and moon lining up to do my sport that when its on its on. Not only did she get IT she loves it! and lives to see so much joy in me when im doing it. No matter what your favorite activety a great partner wants you to do it bcus they understand what it does for you and makes you a better person. If they don't RUNNN

  • @thomasrandle2902
    @thomasrandle2902 7 місяців тому

    I had never heard of Man splain, but I looked it up, and it's not man splaning , it's man splain, not to be confused with man spreading , when your airing out the boys .

  • @BronsonLivesHere209
    @BronsonLivesHere209 6 місяців тому

    I am watching from New Zealand. Best show in da world. It’s the only show I look forward to. 👍❤️

  • @soysoy2.0
    @soysoy2.0 7 місяців тому

    I love the part about having to go to your parking spot and check the waves even if it’s flat as hell. We all have our “lookout” spot. Never trust the cams or reports.

  • @jessecusimano9832
    @jessecusimano9832 7 місяців тому

    Sterling gets 12th dimensional powers and now he just loiters around in my brain all no chalance style. Sup with that dude?

  • @m.wander8638
    @m.wander8638 7 місяців тому

    Everyone needs Neil Young and Cousin Ryan! Twelfth D dating App.

  • @kyledexheimer6548
    @kyledexheimer6548 7 місяців тому

    An older surfer said what you want isn't. girl who surfs, but her dad or brothers do, so she gets it but you don't have to fight over who gets to go surfing. In short you want a partner who knows da rulez. I would agree with that assessment.

  • @lawrencekniser8555
    @lawrencekniser8555 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh no not another cool guy with creeper white shades

  • @phineascaraway
    @phineascaraway 7 місяців тому

    Cousin Ryan! Look into joke wrld podcast. Yall should do a collab. It'd be tight

  • @BenGreen-uu8jt
    @BenGreen-uu8jt 7 місяців тому

    You got me at meat grinders 🎉😂😂😂😂
    It's rare that a physically talented Hyman also has Witt 😢🎉🎉

  • @jerrydrosell
    @jerrydrosell 6 місяців тому

    So Sterling are you saying you are into floaters or aqua dumps…or aqua dump floaters while doing a floater…🤯

  • @isabellejaubert-fried1622
    @isabellejaubert-fried1622 7 місяців тому

    I think the environmental damage should be passed off to consumers using soft tops - just complete garbage

  • @matthewj9832
    @matthewj9832 26 днів тому

    My ex would follow me to the beach to surf the same god damn beach at the same life guard tower as me it was beyond annoying after year one

  • @robertoazeredo887
    @robertoazeredo887 7 місяців тому

    I would love if you started the episodes describing what you're wearing like an Oscar red carpet

  • @warrenwilson2572
    @warrenwilson2572 7 місяців тому

    Sterling, is there something wrong with me? Sometimes when I get emotional and it feels like a tear might come out it gives me a massive headache immediately like a brain freeze. Tell me what's going on?

  • @freshislandart
    @freshislandart 7 місяців тому

    Your guys “platonic” , “Bromance” is in challenged , Stay salty

  • @patrickbrady8515
    @patrickbrady8515 7 місяців тому

    Can we buy prints of the ai generated photo of
    Slater surfing really really aggressively?

  • @chaddimauro
    @chaddimauro 7 місяців тому

    I heard of a husband and wife who'd argue over who gets the glassy session in the morning while the other watches the kids.
    I guess there's a lot worse things you could argue about.

  • @mariarodionova4539
    @mariarodionova4539 7 місяців тому +1

    the magnet analogy is just brilliant. there is no better way to explain abusive relationships

  • @markanthonycruz
    @markanthonycruz 5 місяців тому

    Dude, I'm with Ryan on the backwards parking and the line texting. Just pull out, and send ur thoughts in one go. 😆

  • @Kahweekah2o2f
    @Kahweekah2o2f 7 місяців тому

    Who’s down to wax my longboard crossed out, surfboard crossed out, boogie board, sad face

  • @alexdex9439
    @alexdex9439 7 місяців тому +3

    Woooo! Finally a new ep!

  • @davidamato
    @davidamato 7 місяців тому

    Paddleski or waveski my bru, or in Ozzie slang Goatboat.

  • @AndrewHall-u7i
    @AndrewHall-u7i 7 місяців тому +1

    Better every episode❤

  • @paulsamson2481
    @paulsamson2481 2 місяці тому

    @sterlinspencer platonic is the word you are looking for Ryan.

  • @down_under_dad5758
    @down_under_dad5758 7 місяців тому

    Surf kayak. In Australia we call it a goat boat. Old goats do it when their knees are cactus

  • @SunnivavinnuS
    @SunnivavinnuS 7 місяців тому

    You're both ruled by mercury.. Gemini Air, Virgo Earth 😁