THE DOKAPON ECLIPSE IS HERE
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- Опубліковано 10 гру 2024
- I am going to absolutely destroy this game.
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"Garbielle has been corrupted by a demon. The entire continent of Asiana has been taken over by monsters. Everyone is terrified and no towns are safe."
John, now barely ahead of Kathy : I see this as an absolute win.
The fact that johns biggest nemesis is someone named Kathy and screams her name like he's been at war with her his entire existence will never not send me XD
I am here EARLY!!
Dinkleberg…….
Despite her not being the one who became the darkling this episode she's absolutely his Griffith
@@TheDizzyDungeoneer Now imagine the Eclipse being initiated by, IDK, Corkus.
The Darkling really is the great equalizer but not in the Mario Party way of "Everyone meets in the middle" but rather the "Everyone meets at the bottom" way.
It's very "We all burn together" and "If I can't have it, no one can"
I just realized Kathy has so far been following the Hero's Journey. Refusal of the call (starts out stealing stuff left and right), completes trials (defeats monsters and saves villages), then reaches the "abyss" which is her lowest point. Gabrielle falls to darkness and the villages she saves are seized by monsters even more powerful than before.
If she continues to follow this path, she should experience a transformation next (maybe a literal one like into an acrobat for instance?) then reaches apotheosis (her most idealized self), after which she vanquishes evil in the final battle and does her victory lap.
To those just starting to watch the series and seeing this comment look away, contains spoilers for the very end
Funny how after watching the whole game this is basically exactly what happened lmao. She changed to a cleric, took to the faith, mastered it and eventually fighter to become a monk (her "most realized self") and even if she didn't kill the final boss she had done enough saving of the world to still come out in first (doing a victory lap as her toxic Yuri partner gabby killed the boss for her)
Kathy turning invisible the moment Godhand Gabrielle ascends has the energy of a new enemy showing up in an anime and scaring the unbeatable OP mentor character shitless
"John and Woolie are no longer friends"
It's business. 😂
_They never were._
Versus Wolves - FINAL
You have to love how John's "clickbait" thumbnails are literally just random moments from any given video, not actually clickbait.
The arrival of the Dark One being a purely positive for the Final Gamer is so perfect.
The Darkling was Mountain Dew all along 😂
John screaming in rage and frustration while cheerful music plays in the background will never not be funny.
I love this so much. The apocalypse kicks off, and it's actually let John have a chance at winning. Incredible.
That is the reason the Darkling exists, yes
@@colt1903 And it's incredible!
IS THIS THE CALL FOR DARKLING JOHN? *DARK JOHN, THE FALLEN GAMER* ?
Edit: The arrival of the Darkling is a lore event in which our protagonist, sadly, had no stake in for the time being
Indeed, so sad Kathy had no involvement. 😔
Real hero move, humiliating someone and belittling they are until pushed beyond to the brink and join your enemies.
Got real "WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!" energy here, it's making me fucking nervous
Kathy’s epic quest for capitalistic world domination continues! Is John going to continue to deny he is a side character? Is Steve going to achieve anything in his life? Am I going to remember the name of the green witch? Find out in this episode of DOKAPON KINGDOM!
How dare you forget 's name!
Yes, yes, you will probably after this episode
16:02 When the side characters in an anime get into a fight, and it's exciting cause you have no idea who would actually win.
Remember when he thought this was a simple fun game and didn't realize why Woolie challenged him
Man it’s so crazy that this minor character JOHN is being set up as the big villain in Kathy’s arc.
Edit: I really feel the Mangaka really jumped the shark with this issue, JOHN was always this pathetic little joke character, but they made him way to mean spirited this episode: having him beat up all the other characters, bullying poor Gabriel into super villainy by calling her fat, and having him suddenly win big at the slot machines uses the spinner tool? This manga is really going down hill, I can’t wait for Super Eye Patch to make a video on the Fall of Dokapon Kingdom.
You have to make the villain an asshole so it's satisfying when he loses, but first we have to survive the Darkling arc.
I'm glad Gabriella gets to be out sympathetic villain who will be redeemed while John is our unredeemable villain!
True. Johnpa the Rookie Crusher was a bit too much of a bully in this arc, and it was a bit of an asspull from the mangaka that he was able to beat the other three characters. You really expect me to believe that Johnpa could've taken on ALL THREE of the others, especially Kathy, at the same time? Absolute plot armor just to act as a setback for the heroes, this arc could've been a lot better. I personally can't wait to see if they adapt the "Steve's Hero License" arc from the web novel, though I'm not sure if they'll want to commit to that seeing as how much of a jobber this adaptation is trying to sell him as. I hope they do though, because Steve's rise from underdog to turning the tides upon becoming a Hero, really completes his whole arc.
@@Pompadourius to be fair John didn't actually beat any of them the three of them were fighting each other when John swooped in to take advantage of their exhausted state, and even then they surrendered without a fight.
While John accepted the first two surrenders with some degree of honor, he chose to humiliate the otherwise innocent Gabrielle. Poor Gabrielle was jumped by all three of them the humiliation was the final straw on her failing sanity.
Honestly if John hadn't humiliated Gabby that way her fall into Darklingdom wouldn't have made any sense. It was just the thing to push her over the edge.
Meet Weber. He gives us Hot Demon Waifus that have a criminally small amount of fanart. No seriously, fanartists, it's time to get your heads out your asses, and start making more Darkling fanart.
30:22 John...let me put things in terms you will understand. In terms of power, the Darkling is Hisoka and you're Tonpa.
No, the Darkling is Cell.
He is Child Krillin.
That's wrong tho. The Darkling is an all-powerful being whose role is to make sure that everyone, including themselves, are wallowing in the mud.
In that case, the Darkling is Meruem the Ant King, but with the mindset of Tompa.
Gabrielle has abandoned her humanity Joho
Went from Lose10Pounds to LoseYourSoul real quick
@@BlackTestament Who would have thought the soul weighed so little.
I love the Darkling Mechanic because it actually allows anyone to make a comeback, no matter how badly behind you are (excluding the broken local item/Alchemist combo which you just have to house rule out).
Combos perfectly with the "beat a player, get exp to be their level" mechanic too.
John played super well in the latter half of the episode, was really fun (and tense when he got the acrobat job unlock item). Hopefully someone in chat informed him that it's best to finish maxing out a job first for the permanent extra stat each level up (I can't remember if he mastered his starting class or not)
He is lvl 5 fighter atm
It took the literal apocalypse, but John is finally the protagonist (for 5 minutes).
john is basically the doomsday prepper who turned out to be right
Hey, Jon got into first place, and all it took was someone else selling their soul and doing all the actual work
I'm routing for Gabby let's go Gabby
TOMORROW, VERSUS WOLVES WILL BE PRICELESS.
That episode is gonna carry me through work tomorrow.
Wait, is it actually tomorrow?
@@colt1903 Last Friday of the month, so most likely
John's gonna actually be at Woolie's house, it's gonna be a perfect recreation of that one scene in Face/Off, where Sean attempts to strangle Castor to death after the latter gloats about wearing Sean's face and living his life, while Sean rots in prison in his place. Complete with John shrieking *_"DiiiiiiiieeeeEEEE~~!!"_* in the goofiest way possible like Sean did.
This is so much fun. The systems make for such fun highs and lows (at least for me, as an audience member). Though I now understand why Woolie called this game "the marriage ender" a while back.
I was just thinking to myself that I could use some more Kathy content today.
It would be such an unbelievable flex for Wooly to recommend Dokapon Kingdom as his "nightmare game" and the the Final Gamer just destroys it and wins first try
SRY this edit actually had me in tears, ty for this 8:15
Okay I'm invested, I can no longer just chill and play this in the background XD
Kathy is the protagonist of this story, and Eyepatch is the crummy side character that keeps pestering the protagonist.
I'm honestly seeing come of the similarities between this game and Fear & Hunger. In both games you can craft some 10,000 IQ strat, only to have a random unforeseen coin-flip unexpectedly throw a wrench in the whole thing; and suddenly your entire run is toast.
I love that this carries the energy of Giant Bomb's Mario Party Party streams, but it's just John being tormented on his own.
Maybe John should get his suit and suitcase ready for next podcast.
I really want this to end with John finding his behelit, succumbing to the temptation, and throwing away his humanity to drag Kathy to hell with him.
I fear the next episode of Versus Wolves will contain Woolie's murder or an Omikron recommendation.
"I'm going to destroy the competition " famous last words
Partway through. Hope he stops collecting miniscule tax money from towns and starts investing soon.
See, here's the issue around the narrative with Dokapon Kingdom. Is the game evil and cruel? Yes. Absolutely.
But it's also GOOD. It's interesting and deep and complex and CRUNCHY in the best ways. It's tense and allows for moments of discovery and investment and emotion that you aren't going to get from a Mario party or anything like it.
Look at John come the end of this episode. That is elation. Genuine joy, all because Dokapon created a rising and falling action, a stress and release he could actually invest himself in.
It is a cold, cruel game. It does not care if you succeed or fail. It does not care if you understand what you did wrong. You will either learn, or die, broken and penniless. But the same could be said of Fear and Hunger. There is a reason there are not clones and -alikes of this, but they still gave it a re-release with online play. No other game is quite like Dokapon Kingdom. Maybe one day, someone will find that balance between crunch and randomness, the charming visuals and discovery and tension, and Dokapon will fade from its unique position. But For now, this is the feeling you can only get from Dokapon Kingdom.
Incredible how I see so many Kathy stans here yet no one talks about true Best girl Gabrielle
TEAM GABRIELLE LET'S GO GABBY
YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE 10 POUNDS YOU ARE PERFECT AS YOU ARE
@@PredictableEnigma she does need an actual spell though XD
Behelit in the thumbnail, this gonna be legendary
This is only a bump on the road for Kathy #kathysweep
Seeing as how she's the most active AI so far? Definitely.
This video really shows us Kathy's biggest L so far, since JOHN & L10P/Gabby decided to just maul her for 40 mins straight.
next episode of Versus Wolves John's gonna appear on camera with one eye closed and a black cape
I had not expected the mage to embrace the darkness. Kathy certainly plays like a thief. Picking her fights when she has a chance and running when at a disadvantage.
Not even when she's at a disadvantage. She was winning by so much that fighting the others gave her nothing.
John when will you learn? Use the spinners before Kathy takes them!
Kathy's Meteoric plummet is so fucking FUNNY to see, like, HOLY SHIT
I feel like John's biggest downfall in this game is his refusal to read the text on the screen followed by being surprised by information that was clearly available to him.
Man, I made a joke about cashing in a behelit last episode...
Oh John, it was never about winning the fight
Its about winning the war.
It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
Am I justified in being mad that John refuses to get rid of his town warp? Why would you want a random warp over crystals?
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Man, John really does seem to just be Kathy's "Team Rocket" - barely gets any wins and is really just a mild bump in the road for the true hero's adventure
Dang I miss playing this. I could never finish a full game with friends tho
its not that john is winning its just that john has brought them all down to his level
That's Dokapon baybeee
This months podcast is going to be amazing.
Oh snap Dokapon is $25 now with the steam summer sale...
Maybe it is too early to say, but I think John is legit having fun. I think the attack backfired.
"i did win against kathy on a 1v1" didn't john ambush kathy that was in a fight with a boss monster? 😅
#KATHYSWEEP
“And I pray one prayer--I repeat it till my tongue stiffens--Kathy, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you--haunt me, then!...Be with me always--take any form--drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!”
I was told there's Kathy fanart out in the wild; where perchance might someone find it? I wanna see what tributes people have whipped up for the game's protagonist!
Hero Kathy just conceded in order to prioritize the townspeople's safety, but even after that this 2 bit side character couldn't defeat the monster and Hero Kathy had to clean up after his failure.
wild that you got the rare acrobat class so quick
but will he get the robo knight and the fabled Hero class?
i recently started my own dokapon run and by sheer coincidence i also have a white color-palette NPC named Kathy who is my biggest challenge
Gabrielle did nothing wrong.
Man Dokopon is really the perfect streaming game, every streamer should be playing this.
so excited for these episodes.
Going surprisingly well!
I need more of this so bad
Shallow Eyepatch Crawfish is now becoming the Heel of this video game and now Kathy the true star of this game is going to have some problems with that no name J*hn. What a loser he is .... He doesn't do anything but copy the main character. I waiting for Kathy next video essay LoL
Edit: When I first watched this video, I used to believe that John could have won this game but as each episode went on, I realised that Kathy was playing the long game and was super smart in winning against the Villain Hobocrawfish. Hobocrawfish is just a evil man child that cheated on Shadowheart, who fancies a princess, who he meant to slay and now he is butt hurt about his Dokapon girlfriends Gabby and Kathy crush, he just becoming the worst person in the world of video games. Maybe woolie knew this all the long and was trying to stop him by giving him Dokapon Kingdom to save him from himself.
Anyway Jo*n sux and Vote for Kathy to win. Steve has to defeat the evil Jim "Eyepatch Shallow Crawfish Wolf" "The Fallen Gamer" and "Hobocrawfish" Walsh.
Edit: Jim = John
This is actually a pretty decent run, i am *shocked* he didn't end up being the Darkling.
I can't wait to see how it all goes wrong this time.
Dokapon is my favorite game I have not and will not ever play
John Rping as Ricken to just skip the Apocalypse.
That eye edit got me lol
John turning into Naofumi of the Band of the Hawk
Even if nothing truly does happen during the stream session this was recorded, something *will* happen. Dokapon comes for all.
John needs to play this with Woolie in the future.
Weber would fit right in with the rest of the Godhand.
I forgot how Peak Dokapon can be. Now im Rooting for John: Early Acrobat, Super spinners, Good ass play it's so good
Lmfao he called Steve "Mike" at the end there. I haven't watched the streams but I have a feeling that Steve will have his revenge somehow
That image of guts in a cave is so damn funny
Awesome! More of Kathy’s stream.
Of course John would get the Entertainer job class.
Kathy is Yujiro while John is Suedo.
anyone know how far behind the anime is compared to the manga? (these yt vids compared to the stream)
In the last stream John finished at level 34. So, a lot.
2 videos per stream, with 4 streams. So halfway.
Why is the video so crunchy at times?
Can't believe John would choose such a cruel name on purpose
I can’t wait to watch the true final gamer put John in his place, Kathy is our queen!👸
Steve has been on that grindset
now that I know more about wrestling cuz of John, the final gamer as a bit has become even more delightful. Also I am on darkling's side srry o3o
He is gonna lose the ticket, won't he?
I figured the game gave out a randomized name to keep the player from changing the name to something fucked up, but nope! Game gives Gabrielle the most fucked up name I've ever seen outside of fps handles.
Wanna see some magic???
Kathy was the vegeta the whole time
Took way to long to take your first town
It's kinda lame that they changed the name prank to a random selection.
Bro where are the VODS?
I just realized this. Is the fem warrior avatar showing underboob? I can just barely make out lines that look like underboob. That or it's some kind of stomach definition, which would be weird, but not impossible.