The Most EVIL NPC
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- Опубліковано 20 чер 2024
- I despise what Woolie has made me.
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I liked it when the Kathy Mauler burst out of the Wall right before he could save Legarde
And then she slicked her hair back, took off her glasses, looked directly to the camera and told John "you're entire existence was part of my plan"
he's gonna become a darkling in real life after this
he's gonna go into shadow form
lowkey the one thing disappointing about his playthrough is that he didn't get to experience what it's like to become a darkling yourself before the podcast record date.
No one is ready for the Shadow Gamer
Can we all just take a moment to give our appreciation to Woolie, for making this happen.
The two winners of this series in the end will be Kathy and Woolie.
@@gmkgoat A tale as old as time😂
Woolie knew *_exactly_* what he was doing.
I dunno how Woolie did it, but somehow the soul of Pocketz lives on now in Kathy. That is no NPC, the soul of Pocketz has returned to bring salt and destruction
You right
Kathy is my new favourite video essayist from now on
Can't wait for the new SupereyepatchKat vid
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can't believe Kathy released a 4 hour video in which she details all the various ways in which John's incompetent and miserly management led to the disastrous downfall of his "immersive experiece" luxury hotel despite it being branded after one of the world's most profitable franchises
The hubris of John trying to defeat the warrior guy instead of delivering the bonbon, only for it to be taken from him immediately is so delicious.
The finding out after the fucking around
1st rule of Dokapon? Pray.
2nd rule? Never listen to chat about combat.
3rd rule? STRIKE OR NO BALLS
@@RetroDragonfly Only if you're Thief. Thief can get away with dying their asses off.
@@RetroDragonfly Enemies with auto-counter would have a field day with The Final Gamer. And he will be none the wiser.
@@HopefulTomorrow420 90% of dokapon players give up just before their strike is about to finally hit
John is getting his ass beat because he sold his magic guard. Every enemy since that moment has just spammed magic attacks on him because he can't defend against them now.
literally when I saw him do that, I just hissed inbetween my teeth because i KNEW that would happen
I felt in my soul the second he sold M Guard that his fate was sealed
Loving this. It is a shame he's playing with NPCs tho and not living the trademark Dokapon experience of killing your friends in a fit of rage
That's for the next episode of versus wolves
No, see, that's for WoolieVS Dokapon Season 3. This is Woolie being nice, and trying to prepare him for the TRUE HELL that is yet to come. 😂
@@colt1903 Little did John know he has yet to meet the real Demon King
Dokapon is Woolie's loaded gun. John gets to play with NPCs, get a little taste of what the game is about. Familiarize himself with the rules, get a handle on it. This is just with NPCs. Could you imagine if those NPCS were real people? Real relationships that will continue once the TV turns off? John will have to imagine. Just as at any moment John may press the Omikron button, Woolie may un-dam the Blood Pool and invite another to partake. We are entering the cold-war era of VSW.
@@ronaldomendoza7578 He is unprepared for the wrath of the Dokage😂
John losing the Bonbon is 100% his own fault. Instead of moving back towards Jurong, he got lured up north to kill Steve.
There's always the one NPC that, no matter the difficulty, will make it their life's mission to torment you.
God forbit it be the Thief.
Kathy is my GOAT. John's okay I guess
"we are all just dying and miserable" yup, thats dokapon
Woolie and John's dynamic is one of a Rogue and a Paladin. Woolie constantly fucks with John, who remains stoic in the face of endless ribbing at the cost of both his own image and his sanity. In turn, when the jokes end and banter stops and the rogue realizes he's gone too far, he is only met with a blank stare, a raised eyebrow, and the threat of the sword. I cannot wait to see what happens next between these two kooky fellas
Man every sentence john says can be followed by “this is what we in the biz call foreshadowing”
It's really funny that the last thing to happen is John still failing to comprehend how mean the game is and electing to prank instead of steal items and then immediately suffering consequences for it.
He's trying to hold on to his humanity, but that won't help you win in Dokapon Kingdom.
That 0 spin was vile, damn Kathy.
"Are we getting another season of Gon In 60 Seconds?" you ask.
Yes but its now a podcast.
Maybe when we get more chapters of HxH
We're going to York New boys!
John will learn to resist the siren song of Counter, or his suffering will know no ends
I can't wait for Woolie to show up on the next podcast with a custom-order Kathy shirt
Now i want a game between john and woolie
So Legend of the Mystical Ninja 2
Seconded. Let us find out who is the true versus wolves.
Make it a 3 player game with Foxcade
@@jubjubwantrubrub Until it is done.
@@jubjubwantrubrub and just to make it even more cruel add frapollo. that shit would be so vicious
The Virgin: HoboCrawfish.
The Chad: Kathy.
The Greed Island Arc of VersusWolves is going strong.
Curious if this will end up better than missing a fighting game tournament
Edit: Man, when Kathy pulled out that Behelit...
Boy howdy do I hate the chat this episode. Keep it going lads!
the next versus wolves john will have a pre recorded footage for woolie while he's on his way to woolie's house
I'm 100% invested in the rivalry between John and Kathy
Can there even be a rivalry between a god and a bug?
Now to be fair, you did fuck around with the bonbon
Kathy got hands
I didnt know what this game was, amd started watching Woolie's stream. John... I dont think he played with NPCs.
But I think Woolies Challenge was "Play a game with NPCs set to sneaky"
Yeah woolie is evil but he didn't want to introduce a psyop to destroy his friendships lol@@malna6220
@@malna6220 That's true, but remember how John has hold over him with Omikron. From what I can see (so far), Woolie only has played with Reggie and Minh. So John can also load this into his Buster Arm
Yes but that also means Woolie can recommend the game again but this time FOR REAL
@@michaelbecker7288 is Woolie evil enough to bring in collateral damage to get John again?
Will there be three months of Dokapon?
The enemies to lovers John/Kathy fics are being written as we speak.
The final gamer needs to put the black headphones on now
He can't.
Why, you ask?
Because Kathy stole them.
One must imagine John happy.
The most controversial thing to happen in this video is stating that Reggie is “alright”.
What are you? Some sort of heartless beast? The man is a national treasure.
Do not take to heart words spat in anger.
Dokapon does this to people.
@@vivil2533 thank you vivil. You’re right. It got to me now, even here.
JohnVersus Chat
The transition of the Papyrus theme into Bonetrussled when the Dokapon kicked in is a great touch
"Every time she needs the right number, she gets it."
Yup. That's how this game cheats, even on easy. The CPUs, or at least one of them, always gets the best rolls. The game more or less forces you to respond in kind with the CPU's BS in that for every attack or slight made towards you, you need to clap back twice as hard if you wanna win.
On the one hand, it's good cuz it demands more personal engagement with the game.
On the other, it's bad cuz, again, it DEMANDS this from you unless you get really fucking lucky.
Bro Kathy is an absolute MENACE
when’s john getting the kathy tattoo
I worry for Woolie's safety.
John just accept the Kathy fan art.
This whole stream was you being bullied by a short haired anime tomboy.
Nature will take its course and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
so, Ilustrator here, where can I send fan art?
Well, definitely do NOT @ John on Twitter at @EyePatchWolf. That would be going expressly against their wishes.
@@regulareyepatchwolf6128 Thanks! Just posted it there, hope they see It :)
Common KathyW
Can't wait for the Why You Should Play: Dokapon Kingdom
John & Gabrielle vs Kathy is just the Mahito fights with John as Yuji.
Welp, we're just going to have to do a Dokapon Kingdom 2nd Gig with a new challenger; John! I can see Woolie and John constantly going after each other while the Dokage claims victory again!
Next time Woolie's gonna recommend John to beat Bio Freaks on the highest difficulty.
Kathy with that last second steal at the end legit had me screaming into the air "KATTHHHYYYYYYY" like Guts screaming for Griffith during the eclipse
Get Kathy'd nerd
Is it even possible for a player to land on 0, chat? I've only ever seen the AI do it to cheat.
He is gonna have to bring his own suit
I just sort of think of this as "Crab Bucket Mario Party."
Editing is great in this vod.
55:35 - Prank 'em John
John knows not the hell unleashed upon him. This game will take forever.
God Kathy's so fucking cool
The poor guy thought he could play Dokapon Kingdom without getting salty.
That end message to Woolie sums up the Dokapon experience
Kathy’s the GOAT no doubt, knows how to get things done.
"Oh No! Is it like that?" --Woolie declared as though he did not know what he was doing
The use of bonetrousle is just perfect. gg to Fox, being like 50% of the show here.
Well, now John's GOTTA wear a fancy business suit for the next Vs. Wolves. 3-piece minimum.
I wonder how jon would feel about Kathy if she had say... Bangs!
I love the small notoriety Dokopon is gaining. It's such an interesting game, especially with other players. Mostly cause of how unfair and hard it feels.
I respect this game’s intricacies and its interesting game design, but it did genuinely make me sick with rage when I played it.
So I’m of two minds.
Oh no, the game is perfectly fair.
So long as you don't play with the AI.
In which case, you are fucked.
Hard.
Wow, Kathy is amazing. Where's her youtube channel?
I love this game so much. the npcs are *rough*
Whats worse?
A crow mauler in the door way with no way to sidestep it?
or
one thiefy girl
depends. are you carrying a bonbon?
The post-final gamer
*_The Extinct Gamer_*
The Gamer of Century's End
While Kathy is undoubtedly a pain with her constant theft. Steve is the true evil.
42:17
Did John just try to use a potion to cure his poison???
What did he think it was going to heal when he was at full hp and took -5 from poison?
I fore one welcome our new Kathy overlord.
"I don't care about the little dog."
Its crazy how not only is he having tons of issues with this game when they have bested Fear and Hunger which is way more brutal,
But his chat is just NOT being smart with their conflicting info.
Like Woolie's chat was way more helpful to him, Minh, and Reggie when they played both Dokapon games.
It's a shame that John doesn't have friends.... this game is better served when something's on the line. Like your relationships with those closest to you.
Kathy is obviously the Protag of this story. JOHN is the salty rival that jus be hatin for no reason.
I thought this was going to be a video essay, and my first reaction was "How the fuck is he going to talk about one NPC in dokapon kingdom for 59 minutes?"
Dokapon Kingdom has revealed The Final Gamer's one weakness: short term memory
I thought this won't be as good as fighting actual humans, but god damn Kathy reminds me of Minh.... If Minh settled into his role around 30 episodes too early. Kathy's a god damn menace!
The whole video I'm just waiting for him to town warp someplace that is way over level and he dies again. Currently 10 minutes in, the anticipation is getting to me
I read Kathy's The Art of the Deal
can´t wait for the hobocrawfish arc to get uploaded
I simply cannot get over how much Pokémon music this game straight up rips
I need art of Terry Eyepatchwolf vs Geese Kathy
I've never seen a game so aggressively opposed to a player lol
Glorious content.
Once he stopped trying to beeline to the item shop it was pretty much gonna be a disaster.
john finally got his two and only towns
no sight more pitiful than that of a two-town gamer
This is amazing
John's chat going from antagonistic to straight up Reverse Flash on him.
Edit: and I just got to the end of the vid and nevermind John has it coming.
Finna watch this while cars fucking rally outside my window
To be fair to John, this is how we all started in dokapon
Loving the Geese voice lines
"reggie you're alright" im losing it
This looks like it would be fun if it weren't on the most brutally, cheaply unfair difficulty level.
John acting like a unsettling villain for years only to get karma'd into true dokapon pain is absolutely hilarious.
He is gonna upgrade from Villain to SUPER VILLAIN
supervillain
I hope the final gamer has a happy time
He doesn’t 🙁
Embrace Kathy
So, what I'm getting at is that John is too nice to recommend mean things to Woolie.
Like, even Fear and Hunger is an objectively good game and can even be a fun time.
Woolie likes to go back and forth.
He likes to pretend to be your friend first recommending good shit, just to betray, backstab, and relish in John's misery the next time.
If you have made fanart of Kathy, give me links!😂