"Obviously pass all these, it's a vampire" Mark literally did a Resident Evil VIII playthrough _entirely_ so he could admire Lady Dimitrescu at every opportunity.
@@theanimatormustachegrunt3307 Making cartoons of anthropomorphic animals does not make you a furry, and neither does being attracted to anthropomorphic animals. Being a furry is *roleplaying* as them.
the other offically revealed pokemon though when that was uploaded) (and there is offical art for the others not just the origin forms and hisuian starter forms they're just not on the website yet)
Mark : "I'm not a Masochist." Also Mark : _(Claims that he would attempt to shag a Giant Bee, a Literal Pile of Sand, a Bug Shaped Charger with Metal Crushers, a Haunted Tea Cup, and a Living Stone Dragon Skull)_
There are three things to glean from Mark’s video: 1. He likes the slender feminine humanoid ones. 2. He has a thing for seductive eyes and a confidence aura. 3. He’s a kinky masochist, but only when he can think of what to do with it.
Mark not knowing anything outside gen 1 doesn't surprise me considering gen 1 is the best selling generation by tens of millions, but it still saddens me that so many people don't even know gen 2
@@jacksonsmith2955 Hard disagree but you're entitled to your own opinion. Gen 2 added a day/night cycle which allowed time based pokemon and events to exist. Breeding was huge for being able to catch pokemon that you'd otherwise have to trade for. Imagine having to trade for every eeveelution nowadays. I think the Johto region is beautiful and the music is some of the best in the franchise, that finally gave legendary pokemon their own themes. Gen 2 also introduced dark and steel types which balanced the already broken psychic types, and steel is still one of the strongest types to date. The battle tower and box art legendaries were added as well, with a somewhat proper story to go along with them. And speaking of the story, silver is probably the best rival in the franchise for having such a backstory and an actually meaningful character development. The starters are all equally likeable, unlike gen 1, and basically Gen 2 is everything Gen 1 should've been but wasn't because Gen 1 is glitchy, overrated trash. The only real problem with Gen 2 is the leveling system. As you can get all 8 Johto badges with lvl 40 pokemon, and subsequently all 8 Kanto badges with lvl 50, which is far too low.
The fact that this guy gets frustrated with what mark does and doesn’t choose makes the video ten times better and I think mark knew that when he made the video 😂
Everyone becomes a furry when they do Smash or Pass. Also Ninetales' face and Espeon's pose induces a different feeling inside me. And don't blame me, y'all smash Vaporeon and I don't.
my favorite thing about Mark's video is that because it was pokemon, every poketuber is giving us an look into his/her own personal pokemon preferences and I am 100% here for it
Alright, so I've seen the vaporeon copypasta too many times to count now and it kind of infuriates me. For one, the fact thatt you are all fine with wanting to fuck what is clearly an animal is weird. But for another thing, you guys have chosen all wrong. Vaporeon isn't even the best pokemon if you want to have sex with a pokemon. Hariyama is clearly better for reasons I am going to go into. First, it's in the human-like egg group, meaning it's in the group of pokemon that woyld actually be best to have sex with. On top of that, Hariyama actually has a higher HP stat that Vaporeon. Vaporeon's HP stat is 130, while Hariyama has a base 144 HP stat. Second, it has access to the move Bulk Up. Similarly to the move Acid Armor, Bulk Up increases the user's defence, but Bulk Up would be better for sex because it also increases attack. This means that if you want to switch who is topping, Hariyama would be a far better choice. Third, Hariyama actually has abilities that would be useful during sex. Hariyama can get the Thick Fat and Guts abilities. Both of these abilities allow Hariyama to still function well while getting hot. Fourth, even if Hariyama can't take the pressure during sex, it has access to a fallback option in the move Endure. This allows it to survive any attack with 1 HP left. Fifth, Hariyama has a more equal gender ratio compared to Vaporeon. Eevee and all of it's evolutions have a gender ration of 7 males to 1 female. Getting the right Vaporeon would be tougher than it would be with Hariyama. Hariyama has a gender ratio of 3 females to 1 male, which is still unequal, but it's less unequal than Vaporeon. In conclusion, if you need a pokemon to fuck, don't fuck Vaporeon. Fuck Hariyama instead. Original reply from @smitty werbernjagenmenjensen on the Markiplier video iirc (took a screenshot and subsequently forgot lmaooo)
@@HazeEmry still think vaporeon's moisture makes it a better option. Sure, it's less human-like, but if you want to fuck a pokemon I assume you're weird enough to not really care about it being as close to human as possible For the record: I would not want to fuck vaporeon
It took me a little bit to realize what 'smash' meant. Clicking on the video I was under the assumption that smash meant like physically smushing them like crushing them..but oh well (prolly for the better)
Hey Pat if you’re looking for more Pokémon themed react content, then might I recommend the Pokémon rap ciphers from the UA-cam channel Cam Steady? Basically, there a bunch of rap battles themed around different Pokémon characters, and they’re fantastic. Even though they’re all pretty good, I’d personally recommend the Pokémon trainer rap cipher and the rival rap cipher. If you like Pokémon and good rap music, then these videos will be right up your alley.
I love how Marks video about smashing Pokemon made everyone in the Pokemon Community go wild. He's not even a Pokemon fan so it's really funny to me. I love him 😂
This whole video gives of the vibe of a friend introducing their friend to potentially partners while they get picky with the people their friend introduces
"i wouldn't, unless you're into that kinda pain thing" oh if only you knew Markiplier. He would do it no hesitation, but swear it's not because he's a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it
Pokemon I would totally smash: 1.) Sneasler. Look, I have a thing for tall women, okay. Also, I have this weird headcannon where Sneasler carry people in briefcases in todays world, and they wear tuxedoes and professional suits. Really and truly, it's the shape and color scheme that gets me. 2.) Ninetails. It's a kitsune. It is meant to be banged. 3.) Nidoqueen. Big and burly. She can be my bed queen any day. I was considering putting Khangaskhan here in a sort of tie, but then the queen pun wouldn't work. Just know that I would totally get down with her, and I would also probably take care of the child while I'm at it too. Might be a learning experience, being a father and all. (also, I imagined myself riding in the pouch at one point, and now I want to do that) 4.) Lapras. a.) That look and her sort of smooth "texture" she seems to have. b.) The internet has done some things to me. 5.) Vaporeon. In terms of- 6.) Mewtwo. The shape has a major part in it I believe. I don't consider myself a sub nor a bottom, but I would totally let Mewtwo be my psychic dommy mommy. "Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. I am your force choke me daddy." 7.) Ursaring. Similar reasons as Nidoqueen. 8.) Mightyena. I am also into goth girls. 9.) Gardivoir. 10.) Flygon. I don't know. Between the long throat, and that I think it looks "graspable," I just want it. 11.) Zangoos. Similar reasons to Sneasler. 12.) Roserade. It looks like a strip club dancer, and I want her to give me a "private session" is you know what I mean. 13.) Loppuny. This is just Roserade, but more caring looking, and then dialed up to 11. 14.) Purugly. She is a very thicc girl. Thick thighs save lives. 15.) Garchomp. I just think it's super hot, okay. 16.) Lucario. I'm slowly turning into a furry, and I am actually kind of okay with that. (I also have a headcannon where the spike works somewhat similar to Gardivoir's, but it makes you energized) 17.) Zoroark. Just falling deeper and deeper into the furriness. Also, goth. 18.) Goodra. I think it's the fact that it would just be like glabing slime, but is stays together, which I will very much enjoy as I forcibly thrust my rock-hard c 19.) Primarina. It's a mermaid. Turning men on is what they do. 20.) Lurantis. Similar reasons to Loppuny. 21.) Salazzle. I guess I'm simultaneously a scalie and a furry? 22.) Cinderace. Look, I'm not trying to be a furry, but 23.) Obstagoon. Look, I'm not trying to be a furry, but I also like goth punk combo girls. Honorable mentions: Chandelure: "Hey everybody. It's your boi, Wambu!" IF I HAD TO BUILD A HAREM: Sneasler, Obstagoon, Loppuny, Gardivoir, Ursuring, Mewtwo, Goodra, Salazzle.
Mark: So I guess one of them wasn't a pokemon Wyrdeer: Questioning it's existence The other 6 Pokemon: Crying in the background cause they weren't featured
![Smash or Pass: All 898 Pokémon [REACTION MASH-UP]#1533](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/07wWJKUNhAg/mqdefault.jpg)
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: Smash beedrill
also: Smash Tsareena
he did also say pass to pinsir, hmmm
He just wants to test his limits
It's hip to
He also wants to smash Pallossand too
I commented that on Mark's video yesterday, I'll say it again here: This is peak content.
It sure is buddy
True
"Obviously pass all these, it's a vampire"
Mark literally did a Resident Evil VIII playthrough _entirely_ so he could admire Lady Dimitrescu at every opportunity.
Lady dimitrescu is lady dimitrescu. Even if she was a frog disguised as a human you cant say no
Admire her respectable power, you mean
yes to lopunny
@@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 She's not my type.
Mark did a real power move. Gave no justification, no reasons, no defense. Just threw it out there and made it everyone else's concern. Peak content.
One thing you need to know, Pat: Markiplier is "definitely not a masochist"
Second piece of useful information: Mark has only ever played Red/Blue
and totally not a Furry
Pat: *confused when Mark passes on kinky possibilities*
Mark, probably: I bet this one has a nice personality...
beedrill and magneton though, literally the only ways to smash have to do with masochism
he went for salazzle and shes toxic
@@jiraibozo But he can fix her.
Don’t forget when he was willing to smash the sandcastle that steals your souls
@@savemeimanobodylostonline4279 doesn't count he didn't know that
Fun Fact: Mark’s brother Tom is the creator of the web comic “Two Kinds” which is an ongoing furry comic since 2003.
Wait he has a brother?
But, Tom has also said that he isn't a furry.
@@Conorator and also Tom *making a animal cartoons* yeah I didn't know he making comic of it or knowing existence of it
@@theanimatormustachegrunt3307 Making cartoons of anthropomorphic animals does not make you a furry, and neither does being attracted to anthropomorphic animals. Being a furry is *roleplaying* as them.
@@Conorator I get what you mean it but this is internet anything has fur or human like body acting as one is guaranteed furry so yeah
Markiplier: **makes a smash or pass on 898 Pokémon**
The other 7 Pokémon: "Are we jokes to you?"
Markiplier: "Yes."
I feel like that was stolen from Mark's comment section.
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 it wasn't, though there probably was a similar comment
I mean they haven’t added the legends Pokémon on the official website yet
the other offically revealed pokemon though when that was uploaded)
(and there is offical art for the others not just the origin forms and hisuian starter forms they're just not on the website yet)
Are there more Pokémon now? Geez I’m out of touch
the monotone voice makes it so much better.
AND THEN HE SMASHES ON BEEDRILL
"what can you do with a Magneton?" Have you never seen the picture of Jasmine sitting on a magnemite, even though there's a screw on his head?
Imagine the sensation with the electricity inside you
In a world without violet wands, get you a magnemite
@@TainyaGaming good fetish
Did you see the damn hole between the three magnets? Perfect for a bit of pp torture.
Magnet on will give your sexual parts sensations with its electricity
Mark : "I'm not a Masochist."
Also Mark : _(Claims that he would attempt to shag a Giant Bee, a Literal Pile of Sand, a Bug Shaped Charger with Metal Crushers, a Haunted Tea Cup, and a Living Stone Dragon Skull)_
Beedrill is machochism, Charjabug is a vibrator. Can't explain the other ones though.
"unless you're into that kind of pain thing..."
Dude you literally just DESCRIBED Markiplier. :P
No no, hes not a masochist, he just wants to see if his body can take it.
It's not about pain it's about power
@@RedAshuraRD we stay hungry we devour
@@adriahrin3284 Put in the work, put in the hours
@@puttpupper and take what's ours
I love how mark doesnt really feel the need to explain himself
I commend him on that because he doesn't owe anyone an explanation.
@@LuznoLindo exactly
7:00 I love how he answers his own question. 🤣
Markiplier: The Most Based Man Alive
Yes, because he passed Vaporeon like all of us should.
Yet he stopped at espeon
@@LycanMOON I would smash, the way Espeon is sitting..
There are three things to glean from Mark’s video:
1. He likes the slender feminine humanoid ones.
2. He has a thing for seductive eyes and a confidence aura.
3. He’s a kinky masochist, but only when he can think of what to do with it.
4. he likes birds for some reason
5. He likes snake-like bodies
6: *Sandcastles*
7. He's also into bugs and reptiles
Well Matpat said the closest thing he could get to Mark’s ultimate pokewaifu is Minshao.
"...Alright now we're getting into the ones I haven't seen before."
*It's only Gen 2!*
I love this kind of interaction.
1 and a half minutes in and I think that this video says a lot more about pat than it does about markiplier.
My opinion is only growing stronger in that direction as the video goes on
Patterz is getting worse
Oh lord
Ok paterrz is 100% a Pokémon rule 34 kind of person
@@jakobi-wan6500 wait did you just have a full Convo with yourself
"Thats just a snake why is it a hesitant pass"
No gag reflex.
hmm
Oh no
Also coils for some nice constriction and breath play~
@@MatchTerm Roses are red
Better call Ripley
Guess you could say
*that escalated quickly*
@@bluebunanimates6590 Well still, am i wrong? X3
I love how Mark's questioning if he's a furry by the time he sees Lopunny, when he already crossed that line by saying he'd smash Ninetails! XD
Pat callin out mark for his questionable choices, when he himself seems more interested in smashing shuckle than gardevoir
Ikr XD
Mark not knowing anything outside gen 1 doesn't surprise me considering gen 1 is the best selling generation by tens of millions, but it still saddens me that so many people don't even know gen 2
that's because gen 2 fucking sucks
@@jacksonsmith2955 yeah, gen 2 really was just gen 1 dlc, gen 3 is really where they found their footing and took off, tbh.
@@jacksonsmith2955 Hard disagree but you're entitled to your own opinion. Gen 2 added a day/night cycle which allowed time based pokemon and events to exist. Breeding was huge for being able to catch pokemon that you'd otherwise have to trade for. Imagine having to trade for every eeveelution nowadays. I think the Johto region is beautiful and the music is some of the best in the franchise, that finally gave legendary pokemon their own themes. Gen 2 also introduced dark and steel types which balanced the already broken psychic types, and steel is still one of the strongest types to date. The battle tower and box art legendaries were added as well, with a somewhat proper story to go along with them. And speaking of the story, silver is probably the best rival in the franchise for having such a backstory and an actually meaningful character development. The starters are all equally likeable, unlike gen 1, and basically Gen 2 is everything Gen 1 should've been but wasn't because Gen 1 is glitchy, overrated trash. The only real problem with Gen 2 is the leveling system. As you can get all 8 Johto badges with lvl 40 pokemon, and subsequently all 8 Kanto badges with lvl 50, which is far too low.
@@cs82271 Have you watched pchals video on it? It put my frustrations into words amazingly.
@@jacksonsmith2955 Yeah. And I agree with pretty much everything he said. There's plenty of good and bad with gen 2. I just prefer to look at the good
The fact that this guy gets frustrated with what mark does and doesn’t choose makes the video ten times better and I think mark knew that when he made the video 😂
"What are you gonna do?! With a blowhole-I-Oh. 😳"
Mark's fate was sealed the moment he said smash on Ninetales. Furry confirmed.
It's literally a kitsune. Seducing men is what it does.
Mark's fate was sealed the moment he considered making this video
Fox girls are alright
@@owlcat9644 he played a furry dating game for three days before, his date has already been sealed long ago
Everyone becomes a furry when they do Smash or Pass. Also Ninetales' face and Espeon's pose induces a different feeling inside me.
And don't blame me, y'all smash Vaporeon and I don't.
Pat: I don't understand Mark's taste all
Everyone else: You get use to it
"I will not be taking any questions or explaining myself. Bye."
my favorite thing about Mark's video is that because it was pokemon, every poketuber is giving us an look into his/her own personal pokemon preferences and I am 100% here for it
Chat is so innocent not knowing what Mark meant by 'Smash'
Tsareena’s got “step on me” energy. Of course Mark said Smash.
Now you know how we feel trying to understand YOU when you make tier lists.
The person who designed Salazzle is a freak 💀
Yeah... a Gamefreak.
I'll see myself out.
PS: Imagine judging someone for how they design a character. lol
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 joke. And I like yours wish I thought of that lol.
They gave that lizard all the right curves for all the wrong reasons
@@draquablu2030 100% female too.
@@draquablu2030 Also canonically seduces men of other species.
Makes a smash or pass: Pokémon edition.
Starts from the get go, no intro.
Has some bizarre “smash”es
refuses to elaborate
Ends video
What a legend
C'mon Patterrz, you know Nidoqueen can't breed. Impossible to smash.
Just because it can't have children doesn't mean
none of the pokemon can breed with humans
@@catscanhavelittleasalami maybe not successfully. But Nidoqueen can't at all, just like the Legendary and baby Pokémon
Fun fact: Mark's brother is one of the most well known furry artists in the web (apparently)
yeah he made two kinds.
I can't believe Markiplier said pass on Vaporeon, since Vaporeon is the most compatible when it comes to male human and female pokemon breeding.
There's a counterargument someone made for Hariyama that I agree more on
@@HazeEmry what
I found it but since I'm on my phone I have to type it so here goes...
Alright, so I've seen the vaporeon copypasta too many times to count now and it kind of infuriates me. For one, the fact thatt you are all fine with wanting to fuck what is clearly an animal is weird. But for another thing, you guys have chosen all wrong. Vaporeon isn't even the best pokemon if you want to have sex with a pokemon. Hariyama is clearly better for reasons I am going to go into. First, it's in the human-like egg group, meaning it's in the group of pokemon that woyld actually be best to have sex with. On top of that, Hariyama actually has a higher HP stat that Vaporeon. Vaporeon's HP stat is 130, while Hariyama has a base 144 HP stat. Second, it has access to the move Bulk Up. Similarly to the move Acid Armor, Bulk Up increases the user's defence, but Bulk Up would be better for sex because it also increases attack. This means that if you want to switch who is topping, Hariyama would be a far better choice. Third, Hariyama actually has abilities that would be useful during sex. Hariyama can get the Thick Fat and Guts abilities. Both of these abilities allow Hariyama to still function well while getting hot. Fourth, even if Hariyama can't take the pressure during sex, it has access to a fallback option in the move Endure. This allows it to survive any attack with 1 HP left. Fifth, Hariyama has a more equal gender ratio compared to Vaporeon. Eevee and all of it's evolutions have a gender ration of 7 males to 1 female. Getting the right Vaporeon would be tougher than it would be with Hariyama. Hariyama has a gender ratio of 3 females to 1 male, which is still unequal, but it's less unequal than Vaporeon. In conclusion, if you need a pokemon to fuck, don't fuck Vaporeon. Fuck Hariyama instead.
Original reply from @smitty werbernjagenmenjensen on the Markiplier video iirc (took a screenshot and subsequently forgot lmaooo)
@@HazeEmry still think vaporeon's moisture makes it a better option. Sure, it's less human-like, but if you want to fuck a pokemon I assume you're weird enough to not really care about it being as close to human as possible
For the record: I would not want to fuck vaporeon
Incredibly disappointed Patterz was unphased by seeing Vaporeon in Smash or Pass
Markiplier : I'm not a masochist
Also mark: * chooses beedrill first*
MorePat: Those monster girls that have snakes boddies. Potencial, just saying...
Me: I.... I wish I could disagree with that but I cant.
I see your a man of culture aswell
I said it on Mark's vid I'll say it here: New Nuzlocke dropped. Can you beat a hard-core nuzlocke using only Pokémon Markiplier would SMASH?
Pat: “All the baby ones are an easy pass”
Me: “My goals… yeah no, don’t even think I’m finishing that sentence, ya weirdos.”
It took me a little bit to realize what 'smash' meant. Clicking on the video I was under the assumption that smash meant like physically smushing them like crushing them..but oh well (prolly for the better)
I like how innocent the chat is. I definitely like this when I first saw the video
Also he said smash to ma boy Escavalier!
"Thank god he passed on the dogs"
Sadly the same can't be said for the birds 💀
Yeah um, should someone tell Patterrz that foxes count as dogs?
@@kaelanmcalpine2011 in what way is a fox a dog?
@@oboo1225 its a canine
Hey Pat if you’re looking for more Pokémon themed react content, then might I recommend the Pokémon rap ciphers from the UA-cam channel Cam Steady? Basically, there a bunch of rap battles themed around different Pokémon characters, and they’re fantastic. Even though they’re all pretty good, I’d personally recommend the Pokémon trainer rap cipher and the rival rap cipher. If you like Pokémon and good rap music, then these videos will be right up your alley.
I love how Marks video about smashing Pokemon made everyone in the Pokemon Community go wild. He's not even a Pokemon fan so it's really funny to me. I love him 😂
Questions if Lopunny would make him a furry.
Proceeds to smash Delphox, Decidueye, Primarina, Cinderace and Urshifu. 😅
0:47 "We gonna go really deep into the mind of Markiplier today, aren't we."
me while listening to pat's reaction: yours too, aren't we?
Some of these I definitely am unsure lol but such a good video! And such a good stream today too!
how nice of pat helping out small youtubers like mark
"this would definitely make me a furry" on mienshao, after already smashing zoroark
Patterz: All the babies are an easy pass
Markiplier: *smashes goomy*
This whole video gives of the vibe of a friend introducing their friend to potentially partners while they get picky with the people their friend introduces
"i wouldn't, unless you're into that kinda pain thing" oh if only you knew Markiplier. He would do it no hesitation, but swear it's not because he's a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it
Petition to get Patterz to do a playthrough with all the pokemon he would smash
Imagine if Mark was also a Pokémon expert it seems like he only knows generation 1
When Mark said Smash on Wailord… “maybe Mark is a Skitty?”
Mark purposely allowed this, letting us get a glimpse of his small percentage of his ideal pokemon he likes
(Furiously writes down everything Patterz say Smash to)
(Notes next to Ditto in brackets: for selfcest)
the sinistea smash gives a whole new meaning to _teabagging_
"... unless you're into that kind of pain thing..."
Oh, you're new here, aren't you?
I like how he tried to keep it family friendly in the beggining
That video is gonna awaken something in so many people
i've noticed that mark likes a lot of the birds and the bugs- he likes _the birds and the bees!_
its been a long time, we need a Pat all pokemon smash or pass now
Pokemon I would totally smash:
1.) Sneasler. Look, I have a thing for tall women, okay. Also, I have this weird headcannon where Sneasler carry people in briefcases in todays world, and they wear tuxedoes and professional suits. Really and truly, it's the shape and color scheme that gets me.
2.) Ninetails. It's a kitsune. It is meant to be banged.
3.) Nidoqueen. Big and burly. She can be my bed queen any day.
I was considering putting Khangaskhan here in a sort of tie, but then the queen pun wouldn't work. Just know that I would totally get down with her, and I would also probably take care of the child while I'm at it too. Might be a learning experience, being a father and all. (also, I imagined myself riding in the pouch at one point, and now I want to do that)
4.) Lapras. a.) That look and her sort of smooth "texture" she seems to have. b.) The internet has done some things to me.
5.) Vaporeon. In terms of-
6.) Mewtwo. The shape has a major part in it I believe. I don't consider myself a sub nor a bottom, but I would totally let Mewtwo be my psychic dommy mommy. "Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. I am your force choke me daddy."
7.) Ursaring. Similar reasons as Nidoqueen.
8.) Mightyena. I am also into goth girls.
9.) Gardivoir.
10.) Flygon. I don't know. Between the long throat, and that I think it looks "graspable," I just want it.
11.) Zangoos. Similar reasons to Sneasler.
12.) Roserade. It looks like a strip club dancer, and I want her to give me a "private session" is you know what I mean.
13.) Loppuny. This is just Roserade, but more caring looking, and then dialed up to 11.
14.) Purugly. She is a very thicc girl. Thick thighs save lives.
15.) Garchomp. I just think it's super hot, okay.
16.) Lucario. I'm slowly turning into a furry, and I am actually kind of okay with that.
(I also have a headcannon where the spike works somewhat similar to Gardivoir's, but it makes you energized)
17.) Zoroark. Just falling deeper and deeper into the furriness. Also, goth.
18.) Goodra. I think it's the fact that it would just be like glabing slime, but is stays together, which I will very much enjoy as I forcibly thrust my rock-hard c
19.) Primarina. It's a mermaid. Turning men on is what they do.
20.) Lurantis. Similar reasons to Loppuny.
21.) Salazzle. I guess I'm simultaneously a scalie and a furry?
22.) Cinderace. Look, I'm not trying to be a furry, but
23.) Obstagoon. Look, I'm not trying to be a furry, but I also like goth punk combo girls.
Honorable mentions:
Chandelure: "Hey everybody. It's your boi, Wambu!"
IF I HAD TO BUILD A HAREM: Sneasler, Obstagoon, Loppuny, Gardivoir, Ursuring, Mewtwo, Goodra, Salazzle.
You have my respect for this comment
Absolute legend
Chat:what does he mean by smash?
Me:FORNICATION!!!
A majority of the smashes came after generation four, meaning the current second half of the generations have the most smashable pokemon.
Mark: So I guess one of them wasn't a pokemon
Wyrdeer: Questioning it's existence
The other 6 Pokemon: Crying in the background cause they weren't featured
My thought process when he got to Mewtwo:
"It could give you, like, a telekinetic hand job. What would you call that?...
...
...
*A mind fuck* !"
Watching this video has made me ask myself questions that I am afraid to hear the answers too
love the first two are just poison types.
.... wonder what that means, Mark.
8:43 Vespiqussy
3:46 - "Easy pass, they're gross. They're like Nurgle."
Appreciate that 40k drop.
Patterrz: “There’s monster girls that have snake bodies”
Markiplier playing Sucker for Love:
the fact that there are infinite possibilities, makes me think that in an alternate universe he said smash to all of them
I mean furry runs in the family so he had a higher than average chance of being One but this just confirms it so why worry mark? Just embrace it
this is the one video that made me sub to both of your channels. :)
Mark is literally into the birds and the bees
Mark isn’t a furry,
The folks at GameFreak are.
Lunatone shows up: It's just a moon -pass
Sokka:
Love how he wants to smash a sandcastle & a teacup.
3:05 maybe you can set Magneton to vibrate
I was trying to eat while watching this but couldn't take a bite because I was laughing so hard.
Mark: "Am I a furry if I say smash?"
Mark, 2 seconds later: *"Smash"*
Victreebel’s a CBT machine and nobody can convince me otherwise
This is the perfect content for Valentines Day
He obviously wants all of those “smash” choices for Super Smash Bros.
From what I could gather:
-doesn't like bara
-likes birds
-likes goo
-likes snakes but won't admit
-obvious like for slender feminine pokemon
Good that I'm not the only one who had absolutely no idea what was going an with Marks brain when he came to Magneton.
I’m terrified of what my suggested videos will be after watching this
"I wouldn't unless you're into that kinda pain thing."
Mark "Not a Masochist" Fischbach: *S M A S H*
Pat be like: I know what Mark like
Two seconds later he is shocked and confused
Patterrz thinking, "This'll be fine,..." immediate regret! XD
Marks smash or pass made me question life, but this video made me question life XD
"it's a blimp! What are you... Blowhole? Oh" 😂
“I wouldnt unless you’re into that pain thing”
Mark: “Jokes on you, im into that shit!”
7:51 after your comment I remembered, that Mark absolutely would let his Blood get sucked dry. *Insert Lady Dimetrescu* 🤫
Now we need to see pats version
"What are you gonna do with a blowhole?" Pat -2022