God of War ENTIRE Story in 3 minutes! (God of War Animation)

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • This is the entire story of God of War series in just 3 minutes! Celebrate the upcoming Ragnarok trailer by catching up with the game's whole history. Let us know your favorite part in the comments below!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @tashdhan875
    @tashdhan875 5 років тому +7017

    All this was because zeus could not keep his zip up

    • @shitnozzle
      @shitnozzle 5 років тому +238

      Karma is a bitch

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 5 років тому +216

      Neither can Kratos but at least something good came out of it. Literally LMAO.

    • @2anewday
      @2anewday 5 років тому +156

      The gods didn’t believe in abortion BEFORE birth, only abortion AFTER birth. It didn’t pan out for Zeus though.

    • @hamzakazh1
      @hamzakazh1 5 років тому +81

      They didnt have zips at that time 😂

    • @agamvir5664
      @agamvir5664 5 років тому +21

      That is the most popular thing to say about Zeus in the PJO fandom

  • @JupiterJ0S3PH
    @JupiterJ0S3PH 5 років тому +2561

    1:40 Kratos’ face explains it all

    • @PLUX4
      @PLUX4 3 роки тому +211

      Especially when you realise that Athena is Kratos' half sister lol.

    • @midget48
      @midget48 3 роки тому +87

      @@PLUX4 well, Kratos fucked Aphrodite and she was his great aunt, zeus married his sister, Hera and Gaia married her own son (idk if thats canon in the god of war universe) so its becoming a little normal.

    • @ganeshdhumal5952
      @ganeshdhumal5952 3 роки тому +64

      @@midget48 is it normal in greek mythology ? Just askin

    • @midget48
      @midget48 3 роки тому +82

      @@ganeshdhumal5952 yep. Just search up gaia’s husband.

    • @zaneaustin22
      @zaneaustin22 3 роки тому +89

      @@ganeshdhumal5952 yeah it is. Since gods don’t die and because they are completely different than mortals a little incest doesn’t really do anything to them, they all are children of fate essentially. If you are interested in Greek stuff I highly recommend checking out the game hades 10/10

  • @NickSwaindog
    @NickSwaindog 2 роки тому +78

    I understand more about this game in three minutes than in a 20 minute in depth explanation

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 Рік тому

      In depth explonations are often hard to follow because they give too much information in a short time. The brain needs time to proces information before you are able to learn something new.

  • @danielc.5724
    @danielc.5724 8 років тому +2431

    You know your attack damage is weak af when you can't even die from your own attack.

    • @Evan8787
      @Evan8787 8 років тому +208

      ......well that attack damage just killed EVERY god/demigod in Greece. It can't be that bad.

    • @christopheduron6181
      @christopheduron6181 8 років тому +235

      Kratos simply has crazy defence and vitality stats bro...duh

    • @seanwelch9168
      @seanwelch9168 8 років тому +121

      Kratos focused too much on hp gain. Now he has too much, and too fast of regeneration to be able to die.

    • @Infernalhypernova
      @Infernalhypernova 7 років тому +43

      He didn't kill every god and demi god in Greece, he killed only the major ones. Which is anywhere from 5-10% of the entire pantheon. I see he left Pan,Dionysus,Apollo,Hestia,Artemis,Hecate,Asclepius, Aphrodite, Demeter, Enyo, Phobos, Eros, Anteros, Harmonia, Adrestia, Aeacus, Angelos, Eileithyia, Eris, etc. etc. Kratos probably didn't mess up the world that bad. These gods might ascend in the pantheon and become major gods and fix that shit.

    • @mortalityisanadventure.1973
      @mortalityisanadventure.1973 7 років тому +11

      lol, have you read Percy Jackson ? Just asking...

  • @zentron0
    @zentron0 5 років тому +104

    1:39
    Kratos: *can somebody help me?*

  • @rahulsohi3257
    @rahulsohi3257 4 роки тому +18

    I love the way how Callisto take out two babies from her blanket 😂

  • @dviantz9444
    @dviantz9444 3 роки тому +6

    I love how the entire God Of War Ascension story was boiled down to "He is captured by the furies and imprisoned for breaking the oath, but he breaks free." xD

  • @koustavroy4071
    @koustavroy4071 4 роки тому +138

    0:47 Turn on the subtitles and read

  • @NotKotori
    @NotKotori 7 років тому +450

    1. Why doesnt he just go back the time to save his wife and daughter instead?
    2. Why can he kill Gods, Titans, even Zeus but cant suicide?
    Answer: Becuz the developer is actually John Cena
    Wait what.

    • @Vsaintrowx
      @Vsaintrowx 7 років тому +33

      Sometimes what's past is past..people don't want to change that..sometimes man just wanna watch the world burns....hehe

    • @Ayeloo
      @Ayeloo 7 років тому +14

      He can't kill himself because ge is cursed
      Hell sends him back
      Also, U CANT C ME

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad 7 років тому +12

      he does not save his family because this will not bring him revenge, plus he was weak,

    • @TheDeftonesmusic
      @TheDeftonesmusic 7 років тому

      Nick Wong wtf dude ah cmon!!

    • @songjoon4030
      @songjoon4030 7 років тому

      Fucking Weeb. If your Waifu was real, she would be fucking Chad and not you.

  • @PincheBrayan101
    @PincheBrayan101 8 років тому +585

    Zeus didn't kidnap Demos, that was Thanatos.

    • @XxExtremeSamX
      @XxExtremeSamX 8 років тому +222

      Actually it was Ares and Athena, ordered by Zeus, who kidnapped him. Thanatos just kept him prisoner. And his name's spelled Deimos

    • @falcedacciaio
      @falcedacciaio 8 років тому +33

      Deimos

    • @XxExtremeSamX
      @XxExtremeSamX 8 років тому +5

      falcedacciaio Okay i fixed it

    • @firelordgohstoffire2701
      @firelordgohstoffire2701 8 років тому +5

      no ares did, he brung him to thanatos to be imprisoned there

    • @XxExtremeSamX
      @XxExtremeSamX 8 років тому +20

      Firelord Gohstoffire There's alot wrong here
      1. Ares AND Athena kidnapped him
      2. Zeus ordered them to do it, because of the Oracle's prophecy
      3. Zeus ordered (maybe) Thanatos to keep him prisoner
      4. Please learn how to spoken

  • @kagekun7689
    @kagekun7689 7 років тому +83

    well looks like ODIN is next...

    • @onnizx
      @onnizx 6 років тому

      Kage Kun Kinda silly though that there were Gods in other players that we didnt even heard of in the original series

    • @SilsufDreamy333
      @SilsufDreamy333 6 років тому

      That's a whole different mythology

    • @1Phase1
      @1Phase1 6 років тому +1

      +Silsuf Dreamy Exactly, which is why it doesn't make sense why the next God of War game is pitting Kratos against the Norse Gods. Did he travel to another reality where they exist or something? Because judging by the lore and events of the previous GOW games, they shouldn't exist in his world

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 6 років тому +2

      Well, The greek gods took over from the Titans so maybe the norse gods kinda took over when the Greek gods all vanished, which makes sense coming from the fact Romain/Greek mythology ends in ancient times

    • @infinityclash3331
      @infinityclash3331 6 років тому

      Kage Kun yes how do you know today is 2018 and yes odin is now

  • @auces7084
    @auces7084 6 років тому +279

    *THE FURRIES*

    • @reactiongamerguy9537
      @reactiongamerguy9537 6 років тому +10

      Rhydian the fur-ian the worst monsters of them all

    • @auces7084
      @auces7084 6 років тому +3

      You know I’m actually a furry XD
      Bring the hate

    • @sonofaballer96
      @sonofaballer96 6 років тому +2

      Rhydian the fur-ian foockin furries

    • @creeperlimo1229
      @creeperlimo1229 6 років тому +5

      B E G O N E F U R R Y

    • @adrianns2403
      @adrianns2403 6 років тому +2

      Nuclear Lupine *notices bulge* OwO whats this??

  • @Bigroberto2008
    @Bigroberto2008 Рік тому +2

    Yo this was awesome loved the animation, well done bro!

  • @DjSonicMax
    @DjSonicMax 8 років тому +54

    I thought his name was spelled Deimos...

    • @XxExtremeSamX
      @XxExtremeSamX 8 років тому +10

      it is

    • @jameschuah96
      @jameschuah96 8 років тому +3

      DjSonicMax it's ZEEMO!!!!!!!!

    • @prpr9570
      @prpr9570 7 років тому

      DjSonicMax ei in greek sounds like i...

    • @thehouseofdeath3927
      @thehouseofdeath3927 7 років тому

      Ya It’s Deimos

    • @savvas378
      @savvas378 6 років тому

      Well if you want to go all technical it's "Δειμος" - Deimos but in greek "ει" sounds like a plain 'e' so..

  • @IIlIIIIlll
    @IIlIIIIlll 3 роки тому

    Ngl this explained it way better than basically every story timeline vid ever

  • @brookd9006
    @brookd9006 8 років тому +25

    yo it would be awesome if you did kingdom hearts

  • @kiyomi_killz6404
    @kiyomi_killz6404 6 років тому +17

    "Zeus escapes, Like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttchhh" Lol

  • @aryannegi6622
    @aryannegi6622 Рік тому +1

    1:00 that agreement 😂😂

  • @epikdude6979
    @epikdude6979 3 роки тому

    My friend:how long did it take you to finish the entire god of war series?
    Me:it’s complicated….

  • @milktoast2876
    @milktoast2876 3 роки тому +5

    0:23 wait i thought the blade of olympus defeated the titans

  • @imaginewagons7479
    @imaginewagons7479 2 роки тому +1

    GOW in a nutshell: Kratos says "fuck you" to gods and kills them

  • @sirlimealotplayz8682
    @sirlimealotplayz8682 Рік тому

    I have been spoiling myself on content from the 2019 (I hope that is right) game and the new Ragnarok sequel, and I really needed this. Thank you!

  • @marionettethepuppet1824
    @marionettethepuppet1824 6 років тому +4

    God of war in *3 Minutes* (and 27 seconds for the ending)

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 10 місяців тому

    It's funny when you remember that Kratos is somewhat related to EVERY SINGLE Greek God/Goddess because Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants.

  • @dvine3488
    @dvine3488 3 роки тому

    Even kratos got so bored that he shifted from Greek to Norse mythology

  • @Ritziey
    @Ritziey 2 роки тому

    this deserves a big like

  • @spidermuslim1956
    @spidermuslim1956 7 років тому +35

    Good luck to do Warcraft story on 3 min lel

  • @Adonis624
    @Adonis624 2 роки тому +2

    Seems like normal balanced guy.

  • @SmokePH
    @SmokePH 3 роки тому +1

    2:30 Zeus Escape ,,, like a Biiiiiitchhhh!!!
    I'm done 💀💀

  • @panosmp9295
    @panosmp9295 4 роки тому +2

    Fun fact , during kratos uses the time machine , one of the scenes of his life is from God of war 4

  • @videakias3000
    @videakias3000 8 років тому +4

    so,he accidentally killed his family,he blamed a god,he killed the god,and when his brother was killed he destroyed the world and committed suicide.I don't care about the crappy plot I am still going to play god of war.

    • @karamjitsingh6756
      @karamjitsingh6756 8 років тому

      Ares made him kill his family

    • @DotyFuzz
      @DotyFuzz 8 років тому +4

      if you're trying to understand the story from this video instead of playing the game then you're an idiot

    • @kenji_x117
      @kenji_x117 8 років тому

      +Doty Fuzz Calling him an idiot is so out of nowhere bro.

    • @DotyFuzz
      @DotyFuzz 8 років тому

      Thunder 101 well too bad

    • @kenji_x117
      @kenji_x117 8 років тому

      +Doty Fuzz Yeah too bad you're a bloody disgrace to the world.

  • @akiuara666
    @akiuara666 Рік тому +2

    And the next part was Kratos named his son "Boy" THE END.

  • @koolbrayden21
    @koolbrayden21 3 роки тому +1

    You forgot to mention he was cursed with the ashes of his family to be stuck on his skin

  • @maolenvinpelaez2199
    @maolenvinpelaez2199 Рік тому +2

    2:47 I thought it was only Greece that got devastated by Kratos's crusade. If that was the case then the Nordic part should be a wasteland but it isn't. Game developers also stated that GOW in general occurs on the same IRL Earth and these various mythologies are located on various parts of the Earth. But since this was made way before GOW4 I'mma give this a pass.

    • @slayarch2217
      @slayarch2217 10 місяців тому +2

      It's a retcon. This is fault of the newer game devs. Not this video.

    • @slayarch2217
      @slayarch2217 10 місяців тому

      @Hom-Tolland It is. There was no mention of the Norce world during or after GoW3, until GoW4 came out. There's still a giant gap between the two, and the comic don't even fill in all the gaps.

  • @nazzalgrylls1403
    @nazzalgrylls1403 Рік тому +1

    holy shiii just 3 minutes eh that's all it took for 2 decades of gaming

  • @jasonmartin7968
    @jasonmartin7968 6 років тому +5

    I'm here because why not right pals

  • @BaronessAishi055
    @BaronessAishi055 Рік тому +4

    1:40 Dafuq is Athena doing to Kratos?

  • @sycalm
    @sycalm 3 роки тому

    Over Simplified: he woke up and chose violence

  • @guy1510
    @guy1510 2 роки тому +1

    I really wish they remade god of war 3 but with the graphics of number 4

  • @MagicGuy719
    @MagicGuy719 Рік тому +1

    If you play this then play Immortals Fenyx Rising it should catch your interest

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 8 років тому +6

    how about dark souls in 3 mins?

  • @theeguy9022
    @theeguy9022 3 роки тому

    *Zeus escapes LIKE A BIIITTTCCCCHHHHH*

  • @Animemes01
    @Animemes01 2 роки тому +1

    R.I.P Krotos cool look 😢

  • @arkyshi1027
    @arkyshi1027 2 роки тому

    He is his own Leviathan.

  • @ishcabibble5243
    @ishcabibble5243 Рік тому

    Even after playing the games, researching lore, and watching videos, I can't understand why people think Kratos is multiversal

  • @faiqkemal8839
    @faiqkemal8839 3 роки тому

    So this is the speedrunner that everyone keep talking about

  • @LukasShyuda
    @LukasShyuda 8 років тому +7

    zeus escapes like a *BYYYYYTCH*

  • @justadudeee
    @justadudeee 5 років тому +9

    The first game I ever played was god of war II
    Edit:thanks for 1 likes

  • @kenji1889
    @kenji1889 3 роки тому

    I’m so surprised they go from smash bits to arcade cloud

  • @batcat2338
    @batcat2338 3 роки тому

    AWESOME PRO

  • @muhammadhakimi1103
    @muhammadhakimi1103 5 років тому +7809

    GOW 1 : *ARES*
    GOW 2 : *ZOOOS*
    GOW 3 : *ZOOS*
    GOW 4 : *boi*

  • @bilelriahi9414
    @bilelriahi9414 3 роки тому +2626

    1:19 God of war Ascension
    1:26 : Chains of Olympus
    1:41 : God of war 1
    1:53 : Ghost of Sparta
    2:03 : God of war 2
    2:40 : God of war 3

    • @thelurker7
      @thelurker7 2 роки тому +36

      Deserves top comment if accurate

    • @venomwise
      @venomwise 2 роки тому +45

      @@thelurker7 it's accurate that's the order you play the games in dude was spot on

    • @Yes-wn7qx
      @Yes-wn7qx 2 роки тому +19

      @@venomwise ohh I was quite worried I played chains of Olympus first before God of war 1 I guess it's just the right way to play it for the story

    • @kazutorahanemiya739
      @kazutorahanemiya739 2 роки тому +6

      @@Yes-wn7qx I just played god of war 1 and 2 in psp 2 and it's in childhood but still I remember god of war 2 last scene now I understand why he want to kill zeus ....but still in the end he ended up killed his mom🙂
      Even I remember that giant titain in desert I can't forget him he was in desert of god of war 1 and that women roaming in desert it was interesting fight as we have to find out them by voice of them
      This game is great😌

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 2 роки тому

      great, thanks

  • @elcolo4405
    @elcolo4405 8 років тому +4513

    so a little tip zeus if a prophecy says one of your sons is going to kill you and you have two: You kill BOTH

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 8 років тому +384

      the child with the red birth mark was going to kill him.

    • @SuperBatmandark
      @SuperBatmandark 8 років тому +191

      Ares was going to kill him too.

    • @MelendezSama
      @MelendezSama 8 років тому +128

      Nico Pascualino Even Heracles wanted to kill him, so... kill every son you've.

    • @SuperBatmandark
      @SuperBatmandark 8 років тому +154

      No, Hercules just wanted fame and glory and wanted to kill Kratos to get it.

    • @smoek9458
      @smoek9458 8 років тому +29

      sorry that tip is invalid because zeus died

  • @LilyEmbargo
    @LilyEmbargo 4 роки тому +20041

    I wonder why Kratos never thought about using the time travel to save his wife, kid, mother and brother from the gods.

    • @mikebal4475
      @mikebal4475 4 роки тому +5883

      when you're full of rage and vengeance, you really can't think straight and rationally

    • @theaquaticadventurer5602
      @theaquaticadventurer5602 4 роки тому +2723

      Time travel reaps too many repercussions. Also fate usually finds way to make sure what was dead STAYS dead. And even with Kratos' spartan will, I doubt he could bear to see the love his life die again as he tries to save her.

    • @Nunyabis12
      @Nunyabis12 4 роки тому +344

      Ikr like 1 kratos=bad now 2 kratos=superbad

    • @nickbagrationi770
      @nickbagrationi770 4 роки тому +778

      Basically, while the Gods are alive, if he saved his family and bringed then back, the Gods would find a way to kill them again. BUT after he kills all the Gods, all the artifacts except his own blades lose power so he can longer use them.

    • @bilelriahi9414
      @bilelriahi9414 4 роки тому +318

      We wouldn't have had God of war 3 & 4

  • @mistrants2745
    @mistrants2745 4 роки тому +4333

    0:34 ah that good old time when greece was located in africa...

  • @neoshenlong
    @neoshenlong 8 років тому +5637

    And then he grows a beard, gets bored and goes North to kill Odin because why not.

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 8 років тому +85

      Haha we'll know tomorrow at E3 when (hopefully) the next God of War is revealed.

    • @vidacheto
      @vidacheto 8 років тому +319

      wtf how df did u know that was going to happen

    • @Gamergodxxxx
      @Gamergodxxxx 8 років тому +82

      i sense ILLUMANATI

    • @DenizBatu
      @DenizBatu 8 років тому +65

      plot twist : trailer guy is his father

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 8 років тому +23

      Deniz Batu Naah Kratos was born and raised in Sparta.

  • @itstreasonthen6690
    @itstreasonthen6690 7 років тому +7943

    I love how kratos is so OP he can't even kill himself

    • @theshowdown9355
      @theshowdown9355 6 років тому +102

      Gavyn Finnegan underrated comment

    • @louigietipsay4485
      @louigietipsay4485 6 років тому +64

      Lol this comment deserves more like

    • @NICKY2FRR
      @NICKY2FRR 6 років тому +117

      Gavyn Finnegan Is he too strong to kill himself, or too weak?

    • @Paradee477
      @Paradee477 6 років тому +9

      Ye it’s so hilarious

    • @Paradee477
      @Paradee477 6 років тому +9

      Nicholas Tauasosi too strong,he used a sword that doesn’t mean anything if your weak your stabbing yourself the outcome isn’t going to be different .

  • @iurucsilviu3706
    @iurucsilviu3706 5 років тому +1718

    "he even survived his own attack" i laughed so much at that

    • @nathanabraham2261
      @nathanabraham2261 3 роки тому +12

      @Charles Hall you took it way too seriously

    • @nathanabraham2261
      @nathanabraham2261 3 роки тому +4

      @Charles Hall at least you admit to it but don't take it too seriously lol it's just a joke that some people find funny. If you don't find it funny, good for you man but you don't have to write a paragraph on why you don't like it. Not tryna be mean or anything just saying

    • @nathanabraham2261
      @nathanabraham2261 3 роки тому +2

      @Charles Hall no no you have a point. I didn't think of it that way. My bad have a good night

  • @rageman1778
    @rageman1778 Рік тому +483

    You know kratos is strong when he survives his own suicide

    • @motchiman5423
      @motchiman5423 Рік тому +2

      xd

    • @serpentine_SmZz
      @serpentine_SmZz Рік тому +6

      Or he’s just bad at suicide?

    • @takashi-lee3943
      @takashi-lee3943 Рік тому +1

      @@serpentine_SmZz idk, he staved himself through the stomach with a big boy sword and is left bleeding out, seems pretty good to me

    • @gwot
      @gwot Рік тому +4

      or is he actually weak cuz he can't even kill himself?

    • @naski8708
      @naski8708 Рік тому +11

      @@serpentine_SmZz he stabbed himself with the blade of Olympus even gods cant survive the blade of Olympus

  • @GUMMRUCHK
    @GUMMRUCHK 8 років тому +4169

    I like how one dude basically just fucks up the entire world for everyone just for revenge lol

    • @SuperBatmandark
      @SuperBatmandark 8 років тому +187

      The level of pettiness is godly (pun intended)

    • @GUMMRUCHK
      @GUMMRUCHK 8 років тому +160

      ANarcher Kinda reminds me of Star Wars how one family fucks up the entire galaxy for many decades lol.

    • @sasukeuchiha1420
      @sasukeuchiha1420 8 років тому +9

      lol I would do the semester shit to lol

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 8 років тому +81

      Typical American protagonist, no?

    • @sasukeuchiha1420
      @sasukeuchiha1420 8 років тому +31

      yes revenge is good

  • @dabestindabusiness3046
    @dabestindabusiness3046 6 років тому +2711

    2:30 "Zeus escapes... LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
    Call 911, I can't breath!

    • @ca5144
      @ca5144 5 років тому +7

      That shit was hilarious hahahaha

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 5 років тому +1

      @arze ttam
      stupid who u are

    • @davidhamilton1632
      @davidhamilton1632 5 років тому +31

      @@jttekton there's always one person on a well liked comment section that is such an asshole for no real reason
      That person is you

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 5 років тому +9

      @@davidhamilton1632 so true

    • @DrHD-yw9je
      @DrHD-yw9je 5 років тому +7

      @@davidhamilton1632 I know right, that's dumb. His nickname says everything

  • @haileylorentz6465
    @haileylorentz6465 6 років тому +791

    "The gods create the furries"
    *I KNEW IT*

  • @mrstairway4698
    @mrstairway4698 Рік тому +127

    He survived the attack, and went to Norse mythology💀💀

    • @Anonimus299_0
      @Anonimus299_0 7 місяців тому +2

      Bro the video was of 2016 2 years before God of war 4

  • @athamas1294
    @athamas1294 6 років тому +2134

    God of war story in 1 sentence: kratos kills everyone in Greek mythology and himself

    • @athamas1294
      @athamas1294 6 років тому +83

      ... but when Santa Monica studio staff ran outta money and decided to create another gow they revived him, so now he's gonna kill everyone in Nordic mythology😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @millionshadesofdarkness2165
      @millionshadesofdarkness2165 6 років тому +9

      Soheil Nikdoust he only killed the major greek gods, only 5-10% were killed by kratos lol. most of the pantheon is still alive

    • @kanoy7817
      @kanoy7817 6 років тому +13

      @@millionshadesofdarkness2165 No they aren't

    • @aresx3749
      @aresx3749 6 років тому +2

      Doesnt really explain everything so it's a bad example

    • @aresx3749
      @aresx3749 6 років тому +13

      @@millionshadesofdarkness2165 No Kratos kill everything by killing the gods and unleashing the black dust thingy that make destruction to the ocean, weather, and continent so i doubt that anyone can survive total destruction

  • @shduduwuhsdhi1951
    @shduduwuhsdhi1951 5 років тому +5541

    Atreus:I have an uncle?
    Kratos:You HAD an uncle
    Atreus:I have a sister?
    Kratos:You HAD a sister
    *remembers Aphrodite*
    Kratos:..that I know of
    Atreus:What does that mean?
    Kratos:..A question for another day

    • @bloovboi4260
      @bloovboi4260 5 років тому +817

      I'll continue the story
      Atreus: Did i have a-
      Kratos: I said a question for another day
      *10 seconds later*
      Atreus: Did i-
      Kratos: Don't make me get the belt of war boy

    • @kane3j336
      @kane3j336 5 років тому +150

      Calliope was atreus sister name, Aphrodite was a godly thot that smashed 3 brothers if she did actually smash Hephaestus

    • @andrejosue98
      @andrejosue98 5 років тому +273

      @@kane3j336 He is talking about Kratos had unprotected sex with Aphrodite... so he could have another child as far as he knows

    • @lsw3364
      @lsw3364 5 років тому +89

      Yeah Greek Mythology is chock full of incest

    • @JAMONSGD
      @JAMONSGD 5 років тому +208

      Kratos: *Remembers each woman he fucked in the saga*

  • @_JeJe-_-
    @_JeJe-_- 8 років тому +4079

    I played all god of wars but couldn't he just went back in time to NOT kill his family by accident?

    • @maurogonzalez2999
      @maurogonzalez2999 8 років тому +467

      yeah now the you mentioned that the could of being a good idea

    • @7outof10
      @7outof10 8 років тому +485

      he's too dumb

    • @Sarahmint
      @Sarahmint 8 років тому +95

      Reminds me of at least two other stories where this power could have been used but wasn't for the sake of angst

    • @mahdihosseini7277
      @mahdihosseini7277 8 років тому +83

      ghostpie steel because there are certain things kratos can change he had to let his family die or he might rip a hole in the space time continuum and kill everything that's why he didn't went back in time to save his family

    • @_JeJe-_-
      @_JeJe-_- 8 років тому +325

      +Mahdi Hosseini and killing around 7 gods with enslaved Titans doesn't rip a hole in time?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +756

    Kratos: (abandons his daughter to save the world)
    Also Kratos (destroys the entire world anyways in GoW3)
    *Make up your mind*

    • @andydbr2969
      @andydbr2969 4 роки тому +59

      Well his daughter was safe and well in the Elysium fields as they were not affected by the chaos above them. Also he restored the world by releasing the power of hope to the survivors

    • @snuffythesnuffler
      @snuffythesnuffler 4 роки тому +10

      Your everywhere

    • @thetrinityhelhiem2182
      @thetrinityhelhiem2182 4 роки тому +6

      Woah I didn't know you liked god of war

    • @ragingraquaza2787
      @ragingraquaza2787 4 роки тому +1

      @VΞИDΞΓΓД OFFICIAL ikr

    • @Pinak36
      @Pinak36 4 роки тому +9

      Grow a mustache already

  • @alexconley8385
    @alexconley8385 7 років тому +1328

    It's fun to think that even KRATOS can't kill Kratos

    • @dwiwis2523
      @dwiwis2523 7 років тому +5

      #lol

    • @Slade69
      @Slade69 7 років тому +2

      He can befriend Kaido and live happily ever after.

    • @thehouseofdeath3927
      @thehouseofdeath3927 7 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @NickZephyr
      @NickZephyr 7 років тому

      Alex Conley oh my god trueee.

    • @SaurophaganaxSRG
      @SaurophaganaxSRG 6 років тому +12

      He was cursed to never die and find peace by Persephone, that’s why he doesn’t die

  • @BoydTheMilkmanX
    @BoydTheMilkmanX 8 років тому +2740

    Funny thing is Demos and kratos are actually the base words for Democracy. Demokratos. Kratos meaning 'power' in a very forceful way and Demos meaning The Common People, basically.

    • @tf2dudebot
      @tf2dudebot 8 років тому +117

      That's actually really interesting. I never knew that!

    • @k9commander
      @k9commander 8 років тому +276

      So Ghost of Sparta is an allegory for how the 'common people' (Deimos) die when 'power' (Kratos) goes unchecked?

    • @isaachonzel9486
      @isaachonzel9486 8 років тому +20

      Ain't it a b*tch

    • @Jetsfool27
      @Jetsfool27 8 років тому +67

      You sir...have blown my mind

    • @brekicpt9451
      @brekicpt9451 8 років тому +105

      BoydTheMilkmanX Deimos means "fear" actually,wich is name of his brother,not Demos.
      If your are ignorant,that does not give you right to disinformate people.

  • @safaeit
    @safaeit 4 роки тому +86

    1:39 wtf is that? 😂

  • @a.s2791
    @a.s2791 8 років тому +1608

    now what did odin do to piss kratos off?

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 років тому +219

      Or maybe it's Kratos that pisses Odin off.
      WHAT A TWEEST!

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 років тому +107

      George Carapella
      I'd say so. I saw a gameplay demo and it seems like Kratos is just romping around Scandinavia hunting down mythical beasts just minding their own business. That's bound to piss off a few gods.

    • @Cernunnnos
      @Cernunnnos 8 років тому +229

      It'll probably turn out the Odin is just Zeus, with an eyepatch.

    • @supremewolf8503
      @supremewolf8503 8 років тому +72

      Odin had a beard too

    • @d.orourke6506
      @d.orourke6506 8 років тому +33

      He has a spear and a horse too

  • @landenschmidt5308
    @landenschmidt5308 6 років тому +1465

    You missed a large part of why kratos has those tattoos. Also why he is so white.

    • @joncarpenter-smith9801
      @joncarpenter-smith9801 5 років тому +27

      Why is that?

    • @al_scheep
      @al_scheep 5 років тому +474

      @@joncarpenter-smith9801 Kratos got those tattoos in memory of Deimos before he knew he was still alive, since Deimos' are birthmarks. and Kratos is pale because when he went to that vilage and killed his family, the house they were in was set on fire, and the vilage's oracle cursed him so that his family's ashes would never come off of him. that's how he got the nickname "Ghost of Sparta"

    • @hgpgaming2930
      @hgpgaming2930 5 років тому +15

      He gone pale from all the killing he did and made a blood scar on his face and on the body my suggestion

    • @dev_database
      @dev_database 5 років тому +141

      @@hgpgaming2930 No you moron. The guy above of you is right, did you even play God of War 1?

    • @mackallen721
      @mackallen721 5 років тому +12

      @@dev_database ikr i played all of them

  • @normalperson1060
    @normalperson1060 5 років тому +566

    2:30 Zeus escapes.... LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIITCH
    I’m dead

  • @SasiKumar-dc5lp
    @SasiKumar-dc5lp 4 роки тому +171

    1:27 kratos is doing something wrong I guess

  • @joonheehan9183
    @joonheehan9183 6 років тому +1690

    "LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!"
    This line took away my breath lol

  • @TheParablade
    @TheParablade 7 років тому +1073

    Where's the part of how Kratos bangs Aphrodite?

  • @princekumarkundu6450
    @princekumarkundu6450 3 роки тому +182

    He described the 11 hours thing in 3 minutes. Great work.

  • @chadjones967
    @chadjones967 6 років тому +760

    The only thing Kratos can't kill is himself.

  • @barry.b.bensonjr
    @barry.b.bensonjr 6 років тому +1146

    Have power to travel time and change destiny.
    Didnt use it to save his family and brother instead use it for commiting sins and destroy world *sigh

    • @zorex.
      @zorex. 6 років тому +49

      kratos' plan was to get over and done with zeus but he was forced to kill the other gods (excluding hermes)

    • @blootube97
      @blootube97 6 років тому +32

      Lord Rahwana yeah you can't change an important time period like that since it was too long ago AND it would cause a paradox due to it being so long ago.. Plus his goal was killing the gods once and for all so rip

    • @blootube97
      @blootube97 6 років тому +18

      Dioo B. It's not like he brought all of them and plus, as long as he left enough Titans to be slaves to the gods, then nothing much should change. It only proves how meaningless the Titans really were

    • @infinitekg6537
      @infinitekg6537 6 років тому +31

      His family dieing actually had an impact on history. It affected him and put him on that journey. Saving them causes a paradox. The titans however, I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) they just died(vanished) at the end of their fight with the gods. So Kratos bringing them to the future has no impact on anyone at any point in history since they still essentially vanished(died).

    • @bendover-bz4bc
      @bendover-bz4bc 6 років тому +15

      Lord Rahwana if he goes back in time to save them then he will never go back in time at first place.

  • @chasv1191
    @chasv1191 5 років тому +1539

    So let’s recap
    Kratos trusted a god and gets betrayed then he again trusted the gods for 10 years and gets betrayed THEN he trusted the titans and ones again he gets betrayed -.- god dammit kratos you won’t learn?

    • @GoldStarLord
      @GoldStarLord 4 роки тому +85

      Chas :v that’s why in the new one he trusts no one

    • @vizunalvarez883
      @vizunalvarez883 4 роки тому +39

      BOI

    • @Imneithergokunorvegeta
      @Imneithergokunorvegeta 4 роки тому +66

      He trusted titans because they helped him get away from hell in gow2, I guess

    • @chasv1191
      @chasv1191 4 роки тому +7

      Goddammit yea we’ll still f for kratos

    • @truthseeker7815
      @truthseeker7815 4 роки тому +6

      And he didn't time travel to save his familiy :v

  • @alessandrom6957
    @alessandrom6957 6 років тому +365

    Kratos died more times than krilin, wow

  • @uygygog
    @uygygog 7 років тому +615

    so why didnt he traveled back to war time and save his family?

    • @shadowaltairmind
      @shadowaltairmind 7 років тому +138

      Because he just loves killing

    • @kemoki8147
      @kemoki8147 7 років тому +62

      Every second I played GOW i was thinking about that

    • @mladio0523
      @mladio0523 7 років тому +59

      Mustang because he is crazy for revenge

    • @lazypablo8505
      @lazypablo8505 7 років тому +47

      maybe they should change the game title to God Of Revenge

    • @TheTimer1337
      @TheTimer1337 7 років тому +44

      cuz he was in too deep already, it was personal :D

  • @thejoe-king5057
    @thejoe-king5057 5 років тому +283

    1:40 this absolutely killed me 😂

  • @TheGo4live
    @TheGo4live 8 років тому +141

    Thanks for the video but you didn't mention that he kills the titans before killing zuse

    • @st-qs5lv
      @st-qs5lv 8 років тому +11

      Zeus*

    • @TheGo4live
      @TheGo4live 8 років тому +2

      Xbox360 Merci

    • @vilepha9280
      @vilepha9280 8 років тому +1

      +Blake Bergen it's not God of war 5. It's just going to be called God of war

    • @xxdavx4xx720
      @xxdavx4xx720 8 років тому

      +anas boulkhalil he didn't have that much time you couldn't even say 4 words from the storyline in 3 minutes

    • @cooloneshack7900
      @cooloneshack7900 8 років тому

      *zeuse
      unless his name is spelled differently...

  • @Blazen77123
    @Blazen77123 8 років тому +131

    Looks like someone's going to need more then 3 minutes to explain God of War/Dad of War 4 now 😂😂😂

  • @invoke6746
    @invoke6746 6 років тому +822

    The real game : 30 HOURS TO FINISH
    Your video : 3 MINUTES
    NICE VIDEO BTW!

  • @ephomet1190
    @ephomet1190 3 роки тому +26

    1:16 GoW ascension in 10 seconds

  • @toaryanonicle8270
    @toaryanonicle8270 6 років тому +577

    *breath in*
    Boi...

    • @fzo-b2131
      @fzo-b2131 6 років тому +1

      Toa Ryanonicle stfu about boi

    • @toaryanonicle8270
      @toaryanonicle8270 6 років тому +10

      Fzo-B Wow! A hate mail! I don't come by these often! It's my lucky day! :D

    • @ThreeWickedWonders
      @ThreeWickedWonders 5 років тому

      you bois are talking real big, but you gotta use caps if you wanna roll with the the big BOI

    • @rjpena6273
      @rjpena6273 5 років тому

      Didint press read more so lets say it together!
      *BOI*

    • @salmonoven
      @salmonoven 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/fvtQYsckLxk/v-deo.html

  • @ganjiraja9407
    @ganjiraja9407 8 років тому +252

    i played god of war ...1...2.....but 3...was released in ps3....i got a ps2......fuck my life.

    • @josuerojas2042
      @josuerojas2042 8 років тому +29

      And sorry but... GOW4 is coming for ps4 xD

    • @berkkaralar
      @berkkaralar 8 років тому

      LOL

    • @dell7013
      @dell7013 7 років тому +2

      Garapati Raja get a PS4 and use PlayStation now to play all of them

    • @ganjiraja9407
      @ganjiraja9407 7 років тому +3

      yeah right.....buy ps4 with what...gratittude

    • @LemGameplay
      @LemGameplay 7 років тому

      are you talking about GOd of war ascension or God of war 2016?

  • @Konidis
    @Konidis 3 роки тому +226

    0:06 - 1:15 Before G.O.W. series
    1:16 - 1:26 God of War : Ascension
    1:27 - 1:40 God of War : Chains of Olympus
    1:41 - 1:51 God of War 1
    1:52 - 2:02 God of War : Ghost of Sparta
    2:03 - 2:43 God of War 2
    2:43 - 3:06 God of War 3

  • @stickmananimation9117
    @stickmananimation9117 6 років тому +302

    Zeus escape like a BITCHHH

  • @fearus951
    @fearus951 8 років тому +710

    what a bad ass, can't wait to see kratos vs thor.

    • @nikitaivanov4009
      @nikitaivanov4009 8 років тому +74

      Kratos aka King of Gods vs Stupid swinging hammer guy xD

    • @fearus951
      @fearus951 7 років тому +3

      Nikita Ivanov from what I heard recently that kid in the gameplay trailer for the new god of war could be thor.

    • @patrickcoote8907
      @patrickcoote8907 7 років тому

      ***** Um boi he's the god of lighting in Norse mythology as well

    • @fearus951
      @fearus951 7 років тому +1

      Frog with big tits he did shoot that troll with lighting with his bow.

    • @ironking0088
      @ironking0088 7 років тому +1

      He is in Norse Mythology

  • @Mr_G87
    @Mr_G87 5 років тому +201

    1:40 She’s supposed to be his sister ...

  • @Gabriel-mh7zn
    @Gabriel-mh7zn 5 років тому +378

    1:39 that reaction of kratos lmao

  • @arjunkapoor979
    @arjunkapoor979 3 роки тому +32

    how did he cover such a big series in 3 minutes you are awesome

  • @sanddry738
    @sanddry738 8 років тому +24

    2:30 "LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
    For some reason I picture Kratos saying that as well

  • @loachcanhem5017
    @loachcanhem5017 7 років тому +256

    Kratos survived his own attack?!?! Well thats a first...

    • @oxghn
      @oxghn 7 років тому

      Loach Canhem check hod of war 4

    • @oxghn
      @oxghn 7 років тому

      God*

    • @BlackLedIron
      @BlackLedIron 6 років тому +26

      When your passive is stronger than your active ability

    • @K4rur0
      @K4rur0 6 років тому

      i laughed about that part lol

    • @Lightmaker5
      @Lightmaker5 6 років тому

      Loach Canhem This reminds me of Chuck Norris! :D

  • @ghosteyextxz3061
    @ghosteyextxz3061 Рік тому +3

    2:55 UA-cam captions (WTF is that sound) 🤣 lmaoo

  • @samaxe1000
    @samaxe1000 8 років тому +147

    This proves that you can't explain GOW in three minutes... most of it is missing....😕

    • @sethfarris1791
      @sethfarris1791 8 років тому +1

      stfu

    • @Nomahl
      @Nomahl 8 років тому +13

      its missing, but is it crucial to the plot? cuz from this here i understood it, the gods are dicks, kratos gets trolled by ares, kratos kills the ares, then his brother gets killed by a god, then he kills all gods

    • @samaxe1000
      @samaxe1000 8 років тому +14

      +Gabriel Pontes there is a big part about the pandora's box that is missing. this was crusial for the third game. usually in other videos like halo or something if something from the first games comes in the next one too hee says about it but he left it out in here...

    • @samaxe1000
      @samaxe1000 8 років тому +3

      +Seth Farris go to school

    • @Nomahl
      @Nomahl 8 років тому

      Sam Axe yeah you're right

  • @mrflare2973
    @mrflare2973 7 років тому +381

    the way you said zues runs away like a bitch got me to laugh

    • @donthec.o.dplayer6288
      @donthec.o.dplayer6288 7 років тому +2

      Mr Flare tru

    • @DevilKnightize
      @DevilKnightize 7 років тому +3

      because zeus is a bitch he is like his father he made hera into a jealous wife with all his cheating poor hera

    • @PerdiccasMKD
      @PerdiccasMKD 6 років тому +3

      The way you spelled zeus got me to laugh!