Ellen McLain - Portal 2 Lemon Rant (as Caroline)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • At Kitacon IV, during Ellen McLain's Q&A session, someone requested her to do Cave Johnson's lemon rant from Portal 2 in the voice of Caroline (even provided a script). Recorded by my partner-in-crime ;D

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  • @louise1021
    @louise1021 5 років тому +807

    Caroline's passive aggressiveness has always been there.

  • @BellyachesMethod
    @BellyachesMethod 9 років тому +3112

    "I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down!

    • @PuppyHugs
      @PuppyHugs 6 років тому +24

      lol don't mess with Ellen

    • @AnAceBrit
      @AnAceBrit 6 років тому +17

      BellyachesMethod she takes after cave Johnson

    • @54_MSNights
      @54_MSNights 4 роки тому

      You are fucking underaged

    • @yummedd
      @yummedd 3 роки тому +5

      @@54_MSNights this is nothing compared to tthe “OMG THIS HAPPENED TO ME GUYSSSS” comment I just say on a video about woman being assaulted

    • @54_MSNights
      @54_MSNights 3 роки тому

      @@yummedd im 2x10^3 years old shut

  • @damonnugent1993
    @damonnugent1993 7 років тому +2486

    That's how Caroline talks on the phone with the Black Mesa administrator. xD

    • @timeddolphin3974
      @timeddolphin3974 4 роки тому +41

      She'll make a combustible lemon to burn their facilities down.

    • @grantryder352
      @grantryder352 4 роки тому +65

      @@timeddolphin3974 omg caroline is the one who caused the resonance cascade

    • @damonnugent1993
      @damonnugent1993 3 роки тому +21

      @Matix 777 Dr Breen Black Mesa Administrator: Then might I advise you... prepare for... consequences.

    • @michaelhuynh4953
      @michaelhuynh4953 3 роки тому +12

      She threatened to burn their house down with explosive lemons!?

    • @lovelost28
      @lovelost28 2 роки тому +3

      @@timeddolphin3974 What if Black Mesa was an inside job?

  • @ervincool
    @ervincool 9 років тому +3969

    I love it how she can make anyone clap just by burping.

  • @hazelstarjayfeather1808
    @hazelstarjayfeather1808 10 років тому +2716

    Wait. Did she say moron? Oh god, she's talking to wheatley.

    • @eliskav147
      @eliskav147 9 років тому +7

      :D

    • @meganmilligan6216
      @meganmilligan6216 9 років тому +3

      Hazelstar jayfeather Uh oh XD

    • @SuzdalPanic
      @SuzdalPanic 8 років тому +63

      Caroline is gonna be so "casually murderous" at Wheatley. AKA mad.

    • @JessCaron
      @JessCaron 7 років тому +24

      Her GLaDOS is showing!

    • @NatashaZooks
      @NatashaZooks 5 років тому +5

      shes malfunctioning oh no

  • @highway_roadkill
    @highway_roadkill 7 років тому +709

    Alternative Portal game where Caroline founded Aperture, and Cave was put into GLaDOS.

    • @mike9349
      @mike9349 4 роки тому +6

      WHOA

    • @LynTheNobody
      @LynTheNobody 3 роки тому +43

      Cave Ca--ve... WHY DO I KNOW THIS MAN?!? Did I kill him or... Oh my god.

    • @saturndev
      @saturndev 3 роки тому +8

      Portal would be a whole new story

    • @voicetale
      @voicetale 3 роки тому +12

      If we're doing that and swapping people around... Does Chell become Wheatly?

    • @LynTheNobody
      @LynTheNobody 3 роки тому +14

      @@voicetale no because Wheatley is... well Wheatley

  • @ValkyrieNico
    @ValkyrieNico 8 років тому +759

    I'm dying. She's got such a sweet voice saying that.

    • @krisvelivia
      @krisvelivia 10 місяців тому +2

      "I'm the woman whose going to burn your house down! ☺☺"

    • @krei-ations
      @krei-ations 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s like when your mom says something unexpected

  • @danitiwa
    @danitiwa 11 років тому +421

    Love how casually murderous Caroline is compared to Cave

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse 8 років тому +813

    BURNING PEOPLE!
    SHE'S SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING! ♥

    • @lucystewart29
      @lucystewart29 8 років тому +22

      BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!!!

    • @R00t470
      @R00t470 4 роки тому +12

      OH LIKE THIS LADY

  • @HippoTNT
    @HippoTNT 9 років тому +1277

    "Im the woman who's gonna burn your house down." Times I wish Caroline had founded A. Science instead and Cave Johnson was GLaDOS. Imagine Cave Johnson saying "Burning people, she says what we're all thinking!"

    • @LetruneInedil
      @LetruneInedil 4 роки тому +31

      CaveDOS is canon in Pereptual Testing Initiative!

    • @boingo696
      @boingo696 3 роки тому +47

      “You know what, put Mr. Johnson into my computer. He’ll be modest, say no, but you make him”
      “Cave, Cave Johnson, why do I remember that name? Did I kill him? Or... Oh my god.”

    • @ocularzombie6679
      @ocularzombie6679 3 роки тому +10

      @@LetruneInedil In Lego Dimensions, there was a cave johnson core who looks like Virgil a little bit

    • @interestingswim8151
      @interestingswim8151 3 роки тому +1

      I need to find it on UA-cam now

    • @feather314
      @feather314 3 роки тому +1

      That would lowkey kinda be cute

  • @masonpines6349
    @masonpines6349 5 років тому +160

    Okay how is it when JK Simmons, (who's turning 60 this year and could still most likely kick all our asses and then run a marathon), screams this like a lunatic, it's hilarious, but when this sweet lady reads it, it's mildly terrifying?

    • @ichigopockychan
      @ichigopockychan 4 роки тому +31

      Because she uses the same sweet tone that a grandma would use when talking to her grandkids while baking cookies for them with a smile

    • @pokedude720
      @pokedude720 Рік тому +11

      Plus what Galey said, Cave Johnson was going crazy from moon rocks at the time so a strange tirade is expected
      Meanwhile, Caroline is supposed to be more down to Earth. So if she's threatening the lemons, you better keep an eye out for an Aperture Lemon.

  • @universaldiamond7243
    @universaldiamond7243 9 років тому +410

    She seems so happy about burning someone's house down 😂😂

  • @godhimself4019
    @godhimself4019 9 років тому +824

    I like of how she doesn't reveal Caroline's last name. Wow.

    • @ValkyrieNico
      @ValkyrieNico 8 років тому +131

      +Joshua Watson She probably doesn't have an actual last name. Then again, a lot of people have speculated that she was actually 'with' Cave.

    • @godhimself4019
      @godhimself4019 8 років тому +3

      True.

    • @therarekitty3861
      @therarekitty3861 8 років тому +92

      There is a 'Caroline Johnson' easter egg in the credits one or two names above Charlie Brown. Yes, that's in the credits too.

    • @godhimself4019
      @godhimself4019 8 років тому +4

      Ok. I will have to find that now :P

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 4 роки тому +5

      @@therarekitty3861 there's a Caroline Müller or something like that, but... I don't think there's a Caroline Johnson...

  • @akumahimeotaku
    @akumahimeotaku 10 років тому +175

    I WAS SO HOPING SHE WOULD SAY CAROLINE JOHNSON BUT HER CHEERFULNESS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH JUST "I'm gonna burn your house down"

  • @Undydamon
    @Undydamon 3 роки тому +122

    She sounds so calm with the "I'm the Woman whose gonna burn your house down, with the lemons"
    And I love it so much

  • @Jayman2800
    @Jayman2800 11 років тому +147

    i melted when she burped such a cute little old lady

    • @itsreeah2663
      @itsreeah2663 4 роки тому +2

      Wizz Da Burrito Boy I KR I just want to hug her

  • @VolcanicTsunami
    @VolcanicTsunami 3 роки тому +48

    Ellen: Burps
    Audience: *That was an Incredible performance* Applauds Immediately

  • @ervincool
    @ervincool 9 років тому +304

    Someone GLaDOSIFY this please!

    • @liamstauffer8424
      @liamstauffer8424 8 років тому +45

      +ErvinGamez I tried. It doesn't work because there's too much expression in her voice and she changes tone so often :(

    • @sparkishy909
      @sparkishy909 4 роки тому +2

      PLEASE

    • @sparkishy909
      @sparkishy909 4 роки тому +1

      Liam Stauffer dammit :(((

    • @Poyni
      @Poyni 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe harry101uk could

    • @RavenStarMedia
      @RavenStarMedia 3 роки тому +2

      Once 15.ai gets back up I could try to give it a go with GLaDOS's voice, though I may have to generate it a few times to get the inflection similar.

  • @DeffKyoshi
    @DeffKyoshi 8 років тому +99

    how did she get through the whole game without being tired

    • @T--xo2uq
      @T--xo2uq 7 років тому

      audio editing.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 7 років тому +32

      The games industry pretty much functions solely on the merits of caffeine.

    • @DeffKyoshi
      @DeffKyoshi 7 років тому

      HASEnoncorperated best comment I ever heard today

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome2464 7 років тому +69

    She's saying what we're all thinking!

  • @myuu22
    @myuu22 3 роки тому +25

    Does anyone realize what happens if you remove just a single syllable from Caroline's name? By removing just the "ol," you end of with "Carine," which I believe would be pronounced "Karen"
    ...asking for life's manager.

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 6 років тому +42

    So this is why GLaDOS is so passive aggressive XD
    I'm sure Cave is very proud X3

  • @tinaconner0925
    @tinaconner0925 10 років тому +50

    BURNING PEOPLE She says what we're all thinking

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 2 роки тому +4

    I fear no man. But that thing...
    *Caroline threatening you with lemons*
    ...it scares me.

  • @goldbristow7239
    @goldbristow7239 8 років тому +39

    She's hilarious, definitely someone who would be invited to Valve!

  • @fronkus123
    @fronkus123 8 років тому +47

    like a tv commercial for flaming lemons.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 3 роки тому +1

      _o-mega mart..._

    • @TheSkeletalQueen
      @TheSkeletalQueen 3 роки тому +1

      @@a-s-greig O-O-Omega Mart, You Have No Idea What's Instored For You!

  • @chubbz4211
    @chubbz4211 8 років тому +34

    I came for the rant but I stayed for the burp

  • @InstinctYuh
    @InstinctYuh 5 років тому +20

    Ellen: Burps
    Everyone: applause and cheering

  • @Toastmaster_5000
    @Toastmaster_5000 3 роки тому +23

    Kinda gets me to realize, that GladOS really was basically just un-filtered Caroline.

  • @MasterDarkenRahl
    @MasterDarkenRahl 8 років тому +30

    This is almost funnier cheery than from aggressive Cave.

  • @MisutaaAsriel
    @MisutaaAsriel 8 років тому +68

    The fact she says this so peppily makes it better

  • @TheSentientCloud
    @TheSentientCloud 11 років тому +16

    Caroline: the person who, no matter dark she sounds, will sound hilarious anyways. Same goes with Ellen. xD

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 роки тому +3

    The "let me speak to life's manager" didn't age well :/

  • @Likedheejxu
    @Likedheejxu 7 років тому +17

    Who else thinks she looks like Hillary Clinton?

  • @jeremyaster7470
    @jeremyaster7470 3 роки тому +9

    she kinda sounds like a teacher reading a storybook to a bunch of kids

  • @SpiritualAgonz
    @SpiritualAgonz 6 років тому +15

    "This is a cult" (captions)

  • @TigeriPlaysGames
    @TigeriPlaysGames 8 років тому +24

    this is still one of the best things to ever happen at any convention, ever.

  • @roberthunter6122
    @roberthunter6122 5 років тому +13

    "Do you know who I am? I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down"

  • @KingOfTheRoost
    @KingOfTheRoost 3 роки тому +3

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • @96l32
    @96l32 4 роки тому +7

    Ellen: *burps*
    Crowd: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO" *Claps furiosly*

  • @risunisukii7443
    @risunisukii7443 9 років тому +27

    That moment when there's that one person who dislikes...

    • @JF-tt6wy
      @JF-tt6wy 9 років тому +4

      Liss Plays 2 months after your comment and still only 1 dislike.

    • @risunisukii7443
      @risunisukii7443 9 років тому +2

      Duros asfdgasf I honestly have no idea if that is a bad thing or a good one. Anyways, Ellen rules ✌

    • @thebigdug
      @thebigdug 8 років тому

      10 months later and there's now 4 dislikes

    • @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077
      @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 5 років тому +1

      Burn their houses down with the lemons!

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 4 роки тому

      and now we have 16 houses to burn down!

  • @ShadowsVale
    @ShadowsVale 11 років тому +8

    It's nice to hear "Caroline" say more than "Yes, Sir!" LOL

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 5 років тому +3

    Wow! A disclaimer from Ellen McLain-er?

  • @JessCaron
    @JessCaron 7 років тому +11

    Best mistake ever! Caroline, your GLaDOS is showing! (Also pssst GLaDOS has a kink for Cave Johnson's voice pass it on!)

  • @roseyicywolf
    @roseyicywolf 7 років тому +9

    Skip to 0:54 for the actual rant

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 5 місяців тому +2

    "I'm gonna burn your house down."
    Said Ellen calmly.

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 3 роки тому +2

    I didn't know I wanted this.
    But now I realize of course I did. I must have.

  • @Shft-T4b
    @Shft-T4b 9 років тому +16

    Ellen is so awesome :D

  • @SlinkyDragon
    @SlinkyDragon 7 років тому +8

    The delivery of that bit in such a sweet cheerful tone makes it three times funnier

  • @LordPhobos6502
    @LordPhobos6502 3 роки тому +5

    Oh my goodness, she is a gem 😊❤

  • @diluted_potato8774
    @diluted_potato8774 9 років тому +58

    Is it weird that I'm a boy and I can mimic Glados' voice perfectly without a voice changer or anything?

    • @SSorrens
      @SSorrens 9 років тому +10

      +VelstryoxDP Impossible, it is computerized to a point.

    • @thefactspherefromportal2740
      @thefactspherefromportal2740 8 років тому +6

      Even in portal one with all the errors and glitches?

    • @Aar0nDavis
      @Aar0nDavis 8 років тому +4

      +VelstryoxDP I can too.

    • @diluted_potato8774
      @diluted_potato8774 8 років тому +4

      +SeribroUltimateGamer I tried to mimic the computerized parts by doing high pitch voice fluctuations, of course it's not perfect or anything.

    • @Aar0nDavis
      @Aar0nDavis 8 років тому

      ***** You gotta listen closely and pay attention to each and every little part.

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao 3 роки тому +3

    The power she has to get applause from a burp

  • @nikagrandtour
    @nikagrandtour 3 роки тому +2

    *Explosive lemon activated.*

  • @gavin169
    @gavin169 8 років тому +4

    She seems like such a delightful person going through a rant

  • @SharlexUwU
    @SharlexUwU 6 років тому +3

    *burp*
    APPLAUSE!

  • @4457Specialk
    @4457Specialk 3 роки тому +2

    She sounds 20 not what is her age.

  • @ARandomSpace
    @ARandomSpace 3 роки тому +3

    Caroline sounds so cool and normal reading this, in a way that would make me want to be the Test Subject for Combustible Lemons. (I mistyped Lemons as Melons writing this... Flaming Watermelons!!! The sequel to Compressed Diabetic Watermelon! Which is the sequel to Gradually Watermelon!)

    • @iantophernicus6042
      @iantophernicus6042 2 роки тому

      I had almost forgotten about Gradually Watermelon. Now I must watch an hour long looped video, to appease the great Melon Lord.

  • @artificialidiot1654
    @artificialidiot1654 5 років тому +2

    Beware Cave Johnson and Caroline because they're going to burn me house down.

  • @PengwinGaming205
    @PengwinGaming205 10 місяців тому +1

    YES! SHES SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

  • @Counselorsluggy
    @Counselorsluggy 11 років тому +3

    i love Ellen and Caroline ^^

  • @MoontheWolfYT
    @MoontheWolfYT 5 років тому +3

    Cave Johnson's very proud of you Caroline :)

  • @KyloRen4238
    @KyloRen4238 Рік тому +1

    Ellen McLain
    Game
    1. Rogue Deleman - Cyberpunk 2077 2020

  • @AlkoPRO11
    @AlkoPRO11 2 роки тому +2

    Женский голос яндекс переводчика просто идеально подходит.

    • @mooooseum7634
      @mooooseum7634 Рік тому +1

      Я бы послушала такую версию

  • @KyloRen4238
    @KyloRen4238 Рік тому +1

    🎵Happy Birthday To U WHOO
    Happy Birthday Two U WHOO
    Happy Birthday Dear Ellen
    Happy Birthday ✌️ U🎵 WHOO Happy Birthday Ellen McLain. U look amazing. Also. I love Cyberpunk 2077. Wow. My older brother played Cyberpunk 2077. Oh yeah, theirs even Cyberpunk Edgerunners, love that anime, it's fuckin' awesome and badass. UR great. May the Peace be with u Ellen McLain. From Harlingen Texas. December 1, 1952
    December 1, 2022 through December 1, 3022

  • @mrtophatman6812
    @mrtophatman6812 3 роки тому +2

    Shes married, to science!

  • @traveldavid6085
    @traveldavid6085 3 роки тому +2

    Hillary Clinton is hilarious

  • @cosmic-fortytwo
    @cosmic-fortytwo 3 роки тому +3

    Ellen is amazing. I wish she was my next door neighbor and I got to talk to her every day.

  • @Tpbond
    @Tpbond 3 роки тому +1

    Against all the entitlement the Karens can conjure... we will send unto them only you. Scream and pester. Until it is done.

  • @indubitablyapi1859
    @indubitablyapi1859 2 роки тому +1

    Talk to the manager? Oh god.. she was a Karen.. a.. Karoline.

  • @NotAMathGuy
    @NotAMathGuy 7 років тому +1

    10 test subjects pressed the dislike buttons.

  • @megapokekid1
    @megapokekid1 6 років тому +2

    Well this would be perfect in an alternete universe where Caroline(is it pronounced Car-o-lin or Car-o-line I know the game calls her Caroline with the silent 'e') is the founder of Aperture and Cave Jhonson is GLaDOS. Well done McLain!

  • @turretapeture3378
    @turretapeture3378 9 років тому +3

    01:08. My voice!
    I am a Turret...

  • @vzxnilla.0nline
    @vzxnilla.0nline Рік тому +1

    “damn morons.. oh lemons!” were done for she went wheatley mode

  • @kirpyxl
    @kirpyxl 2 місяці тому +1

    was ellen mclain voice acting wheatley now?

  • @Mechanicalmayhem-mg5hw
    @Mechanicalmayhem-mg5hw 7 місяців тому +1

    With the lemons! Made me laugh so hard

  • @incellar
    @incellar 3 роки тому +2

    *burps* *applause*

  • @helencrawford7297
    @helencrawford7297 9 років тому +4

    She sounds so happy saying this! XD

  • @revash88
    @revash88 11 років тому +3

    Dat burp :3

  • @RoadUser_Motovlog
    @RoadUser_Motovlog 3 роки тому +2

    that's the classiest burp i've ever witnessed

  • @Coolgamer484
    @Coolgamer484 9 років тому +1

    Lol no dislikes! thank you Internet!!

  • @silvorthegrand6976
    @silvorthegrand6976 4 роки тому +2

    Ellen, you legend! How she just sais in such a happy voice: *I am the woman who is gonna burn your house down!*

  • @CLTurtle
    @CLTurtle Рік тому +1

    Either Caroline’s the sweetest thing ever, or she’s a yandere in the making

  • @portalmaster1018
    @portalmaster1018 5 років тому +2

    0:55 i just love how she says this in such a happy tone XD

  • @SaviourV
    @SaviourV 2 роки тому +1

    Actually, this is much more concerning than Cave Johnson's threats. When Caroline decides to make combustible lemons, you'd best run for the nearest bunker. Such malice concealed underneath such saccharine sweetness. 😂

  • @jakkakasunset5485
    @jakkakasunset5485 3 роки тому +2

    200th comment, also Ellen is a goddess

  • @mynamenineplusten4854
    @mynamenineplusten4854 8 років тому +1

    she is the administrator in tf2

  • @bludraws094
    @bludraws094 3 роки тому +2

    Now all we need to do to make this GLADos is use a filter

  • @aidarosullivan5269
    @aidarosullivan5269 Рік тому +1

    Hilarious lady

  • @nothing5819
    @nothing5819 6 років тому +2

    She kinda voice GLaDOs

  • @NicoAnIdiot
    @NicoAnIdiot 6 місяців тому

    "Let me count the ways..."
    COUNT THE WAYS, OOOH ONE BY ONE...

  • @viceadmiralprestoncole126
    @viceadmiralprestoncole126 8 років тому +1

    I literally just died laughing here. I'm getting weird looks from people now!

  • @diskdrive6113
    @diskdrive6113 5 років тому +1

    I like how she says burn your house down so calmly it’s so scary

  • @PismotHello
    @PismotHello 5 років тому +1

    i love ellen too much xD

  • @carolinian2009
    @carolinian2009 2 роки тому

    Why did I imagine Betty White as Rose Nylund giving this speech? Maybe with equal parts Rose and Sue Ann Nivens…

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian8212 11 місяців тому

    Lore of Ellen McLain - Portal 2 Lemon Rant (as Caroline) Momentum 100

  • @selinnazsur2328
    @selinnazsur2328 8 років тому +2

    Oh my god I love her

  • @Nekotaku_TV
    @Nekotaku_TV 10 місяців тому

    So weird hearing her normal voice, you can really hear GlaDOS in it.

  • @iambreadbear3325
    @iambreadbear3325 5 років тому +1

    the people that disliked had their house burned down, with the lemons.

  • @Inunah
    @Inunah 6 місяців тому

    Given the fact that Caroline apparently agreed with so many of Cave's ideas, it is not out of the question for her to have written the lemons rant and Cave just read it out.

  • @pheonixblayne8135
    @pheonixblayne8135 8 місяців тому

    The lemon rant was cave Johnson when he's dying 😕