Bowser's door is pretty generous allowing you two mistakes then a combat trial to pass. In classical mythology the door would give you one try for a riddle you're not meant to answer.
Paper Mario games kinda mocks the fact you have to learn in a action based RPG game by letting you pass if you are skilled enough. You even get rewarded even more than getting the quizzes correct because you get to walk away with bonus xp...
On my last playthrough of Paper Mario 64, I actually failed the quiz on purpose so I could beat the Anti Guy unit for extra Star Points (and a level up) before moving on to fight Bowser.
The Big Brain Academy, Brain Training and Sight Training just STUNG me with nostalgia! And those three (not counting the Devilish Brain Training because I DON'T have that) are FAR from the only games I have for my DS and 3DS.
After finding out about the _Thousand-Year Door_ ones, I would intentionally fail the quizzes just to Tattle Log the Clefts and X-Yux early and get early EXP.
11:40 That sound effect right there. I was playing In plain sight 2 on roblox and I didn't know that sound was originally from Paper Mario: The thousand year door.
@@bagelgeese_real Amoeba is better, as at least a stegosaurus can walk around, eat with teeth, and be able to reproduce sexually while an amoeba can only do basic movements, engulf their prey, and dies to reproduce. Finally, amoebas are way smaller than peanuts, so their brains must be even smaller.
There's also a Quiz in Mario e Luigi Bowser Inside the Story, And if you Fail just once, You need to fight some Enemies, But is Short and the Enemies are Pretty Weak.
Flexing your DS drawing skills with the fish and the heart. Aww, the message after u finish the test was cute. Makes me wanna play this game fr, it was heartwarming.
Those brain training games are actually nice to you even if you get the lowest score, unlike Mind Quiz: Your Brain Coach by Ubisoft, which had to be recalled at one point, as it calls people with the lowest score a Super "insert VERY offensive word starting with Sp & ending with tic". Possibly the most awful thing to ever be called by a game for having a low IQ score; it was absolutely offensive. The punishments here are tame in comparison.
A lot of things get in trouble for that word, don't they? Even Mario Party used it without thinking once... But that's the kind of disconnect that happens when a language is split in two by the Atlantic Ocean, I guess: very mild connotations in the USA, very _dire_ connotations in the rest of the English-speaking world.
I love the sheer variety of quality games Nintendo has released. You get first person shooters, platformers, racing games, sports and fitness games, and… these.
18:06. He's really nice for a guy who quizzes you on "Devilish calculations". I was expecting him to turn into the unholy love child of Mr. Resetti and a PG-13 version of Gordon Ramsay.
Honestly now any playthrough I do of Paper Mario 64 I go out of my way to get all the questions wrong because the 3 Anti Guy fight is probably the hardest fight in the game and I love a good challenge, and honestly this game is pretty easy, I do appreciate the optional challenging fights tho, like the 3 Anti Guy fight in this video
Correct me if I’m wrong But in that second battle in The Thousand Year Door weren’t you missing a Special Move? Shouldn’t you already have 6 Crystal Stars by this point in the game? Did you sequence break into chapter 7 and skip chapter 6 in the process? 😅
The sixth Crystal Star's Special Move, Showstopper, is not visible because the menu interface made only six options visible at a time. At the bottom of the Special Moves menu, notice that there is a bouncing orange arrow pointing downward that indicates that there are further options.
Ok yeah you’re right, I missed that. The thing is there actually is glitch that allows you to get early access to the shortcut to chapter seven and skip some earlier chapters. So my Brain just tried to put two and two together but completely missed that arrow in the process 😅
In PMTTYD enemies can have hidden "attributes" in battle. Clefts are with Koopas and Bristles in "grounded" category. You can flip such enemies over by using jumps (you take damage when said einemy has spikes on them though and your attack is nullified, as long as you dont wear a SpikeShield badge), the ability QuakeHammer OR in this case using a POW block since you have at this very early stage of the game *_very likely_* no means of other reliable damaging methods. POW blocks deal 2 damage to anything and _flip elegible enemies;_ they also make celing bound enemies (airborne but can't reach with jumps) lose their grip, and just airborne Clefts have 2 HP so this is an easy and very profitable instakill The successor to the POW block is the Quake-Item which has the almost the same properties, but does not hit airborne and deals 5 dmg instead of 2
Well, an A- still gives a 3.7 GPA and can pass your classes, look on the bright side, also, at least your average GPA is 3.925. Don't stress out on small GPA changes, as stress can cause those changes to become larger.
Seeing how you needed to deal about 150 combined dmg in PM gaining naught when I always dunked those questions in PMTTYD on purpose just to get an easy 25-30%, I feel majorly insulted by 1000-Y-D The smell of challenge... its a fleeting waft of a fart
Games: Big Brain Academy (2008 - Nintendo DS) Brain Age (2007 - Nintendo DS) Paper Mario (2000 - Nintendo 64) Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004 - Nintendo Gamecube/2024 - Nintendo Switch) Brain Age (2013 - Nintendo 3DS) Sight Training (2007 - Nintendo DS)
People in mobile game ads be like:
Totally true
Fr
It's supposed to make you want to play it just to do it better than the noob in the ad, but in my case it's rather the opposite, I don't know why
So underrated
"It's like you've never taken care of a horse before."
Bowser's door is pretty generous allowing you two mistakes then a combat trial to pass. In classical mythology the door would give you one try for a riddle you're not meant to answer.
2:06 Thats an insult to the people survived without well, anything.
Yeah imagine if a caveman saw this 😔
@@mega_micro
me caveman.
me offended.
19:51 "I'm not sure you realize what you're getting into here." *Proceeds to punch you*
Paper Mario games kinda mocks the fact you have to learn in a action based RPG game by letting you pass if you are skilled enough. You even get rewarded even more than getting the quizzes correct because you get to walk away with bonus xp...
On my last playthrough of Paper Mario 64, I actually failed the quiz on purpose so I could beat the Anti Guy unit for extra Star Points (and a level up) before moving on to fight Bowser.
POV: If Nintendo did ads for their games on mobile games as well as their usual advertisement locations
Well, I guess for Dr. Kawashima it's great to have a brain 20 years younger 😂
20 year olds and younger people.
30 year olds: Wait so I should have the brain of a 10 year old?
I guess if you're 100, even dementia is commendable
Someone needs to make a creepypasta hack where it warns you about dementia and calls an ambulance.
The Big Brain Academy, Brain Training and Sight Training just STUNG me with nostalgia! And those three (not counting the Devilish Brain Training because I DON'T have that) are FAR from the only games I have for my DS and 3DS.
After finding out about the _Thousand-Year Door_ ones, I would intentionally fail the quizzes just to Tattle Log the Clefts and X-Yux early and get early EXP.
11:40 That sound effect right there.
I was playing In plain sight 2 on roblox and I didn't know that sound was originally from Paper Mario: The thousand year door.
A high qaulity version is in nintendo's game builder garage for the nintendo switch
An F- brain is that of a caveman? I'm surprised at how nice they were, they could've gone with, I dunno.... a weasel. Or a mosquito.
Or an amoeba.
Or a Stegosaurus
@@bagelgeese_real Amoeba is better, as at least a stegosaurus can walk around, eat with teeth, and be able to reproduce sexually while an amoeba can only do basic movements, engulf their prey, and dies to reproduce. Finally, amoebas are way smaller than peanuts, so their brains must be even smaller.
@@bagelgeese_real Amoeba is better, as amoebas don't have brains, while dinos do.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Amoeba should be saved for like, people with an iq of 20
Ahahaha, mortal. My brain is 1,972 tons!
15:33 I love how you can answer with "defeat"
Game;(slaps you with F) FAILURE
There's also a Quiz in Mario e Luigi Bowser Inside the Story, And if you Fail just once, You need to fight some Enemies, But is Short and the Enemies are Pretty Weak.
Tenderlings? Those are pretty weak, and by then you've had time to get their attack patterns
Game Journalist speedrun
Can't believe you actually got DarkSydePhil and Arin Hanson to record footage of these games.
"i didn't do that! it's this stupid controller!"
Imagine a vine boom plays after you get terrible results
7:21 I always liked that little Shy Guy "dance".😄
man those free exp on the paper mario tho
This is insulting 😂
Caveman are actually smart.. The right answer shoulda been a starfish
7:02 this is the worst possible thing that could come out of those doors.
3 of them too.
Flexing your DS drawing skills with the fish and the heart.
Aww, the message after u finish the test was cute. Makes me wanna play this game fr, it was heartwarming.
Nintendo: Brain puzzles, but you're the protagonist in a mobile ad.
16:02 This time it didn't have the miniboss music.🤔🎶
I can't believe you used a Spongebob meme for the thumbnail
Those brain training games are actually nice to you even if you get the lowest score, unlike Mind Quiz: Your Brain Coach by Ubisoft, which had to be recalled at one point, as it calls people with the lowest score a Super "insert VERY offensive word starting with Sp & ending with tic".
Possibly the most awful thing to ever be called by a game for having a low IQ score; it was absolutely offensive.
The punishments here are tame in comparison.
A lot of things get in trouble for that word, don't they? Even Mario Party used it without thinking once... But that's the kind of disconnect that happens when a language is split in two by the Atlantic Ocean, I guess: very mild connotations in the USA, very _dire_ connotations in the rest of the English-speaking world.
@@LendriMujina Wait, is that username a Watership Down reference?
@@amandamakin1542 Yep. One of my favorite books. You're actually the first person to notice without me pointing it out.
Is it "spastic"?
Specialtic?
It got me when he replied "not really" when the head asked him if devilish calculations was tough, right after getting every single thing incorrect
0 grams.. and he says “work on it” like how would one work on something that never existed 😂
the nostalgia is hitting hard with this one
I love the sheer variety of quality games Nintendo has released. You get first person shooters, platformers, racing games, sports and fitness games, and… these.
18:06. He's really nice for a guy who quizzes you on "Devilish calculations". I was expecting him to turn into the unholy love child of Mr. Resetti and a PG-13 version of Gordon Ramsay.
Me when brain age 80: 💀
i see you everywhere now
1:08 “my brain weight is 1.972 grams that’s above average”
*average: 1400 grams*
pretty sure that's a comma, not a decimal point
so it's 1 972 not 1.972
I like how games used to really punish you for getting something wrong instead of babying you
not everyone needs a trophy
Bro, the caveman were actually pretty smart. This "1,972 grams" brain of yours is starting to dissolve.
I swear the sound the doors in the quiz make when they close is so damn familiar, I swear I heard them before in a toby fox game
good god man you did NOT sugarcoat that second paper mario fight
Still smarter then every pokemon anime character
No. Still smarter than every Pokemon Cartoon Character.
Joseph Joestar: *"OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"*
Even snivy was more intelligent😂😂😂
Today just isn’t your day Mr. Wron…. I mean Mario
Big Brain Academy: You have the brain results of..... .a caveman.
Geico Caveman: What? _Not cool!_
1:32 hey that's my brain size!
When your junglers ganked your ADC that is 0/10 for the 1 millionth time:
Honestly now any playthrough I do of Paper Mario 64 I go out of my way to get all the questions wrong because the 3 Anti Guy fight is probably the hardest fight in the game and I love a good challenge, and honestly this game is pretty easy, I do appreciate the optional challenging fights tho, like the 3 Anti Guy fight in this video
You became game journalist
Correct me if I’m wrong
But in that second battle in The Thousand Year Door weren’t you missing a Special Move? Shouldn’t you already have 6 Crystal Stars by this point in the game? Did you sequence break into chapter 7 and skip chapter 6 in the process? 😅
The sixth Crystal Star's Special Move, Showstopper, is not visible because the menu interface made only six options visible at a time. At the bottom of the Special Moves menu, notice that there is a bouncing orange arrow pointing downward that indicates that there are further options.
Ok yeah you’re right, I missed that. The thing is there actually is glitch that allows you to get early access to the shortcut to chapter seven and skip some earlier chapters. So my Brain just tried to put two and two together but completely missed that arrow in the process 😅
The SMG4 Mario should react to this video one day 😂
15:18 Was he speaking directly to the player there?😅
Bro really predicted that word nerd and called it "junior nerd"🤓🤓
Big Brain Academy: you're bagel brain
13:20 is this Mario bros or something because they die by one hit of a pow block?
In PMTTYD enemies can have hidden "attributes" in battle.
Clefts are with Koopas and Bristles in "grounded" category.
You can flip such enemies over by using jumps (you take damage when said einemy has spikes on them though and your attack is nullified, as long as you dont wear a SpikeShield badge), the ability QuakeHammer OR in this case using a POW block since you have at this very early stage of the game *_very likely_* no means of other reliable damaging methods.
POW blocks deal 2 damage to anything and _flip elegible enemies;_ they also make celing bound enemies (airborne but can't reach with jumps) lose their grip, and just airborne
Clefts have 2 HP so this is an easy and very profitable instakill
The successor to the POW block is the Quake-Item which has the almost the same properties, but does not hit airborne and deals 5 dmg instead of 2
The 3DS one has the most patience I’ve ever seen
Ain’t now way your birthday is 03/28! That’s my birthday!
Finally a demonstration on how I play these games
Dear Nintendo,
People hate math.
People like Mario.
Understand?
Good.
I love math! Once you get it it's easy!
@@Nicl-As-05
I used to love math
Then i took an arrow to a knee
@@CACUSA What xD?
@@Nicl-As-05 skyrim reference
@@StrobaCat I see...
Missing the part where I get lost in Metroid Prime and roam around the map for 3 hours.
I love it when you draw 🐟
Amazing, you beat my high score!
A+
A+
A+
A-!?
A- IS NOT A
IT'S BASICALLY *FAILURE!*
Well, an A- still gives a 3.7 GPA and can pass your classes, look on the bright side, also, at least your average GPA is 3.925. Don't stress out on small GPA changes, as stress can cause those changes to become larger.
IQ lower = paralympic games
IQ highest = exclusion from the paralympic route 😭 (something unfair)
I didn't know dr. Kawashima had a voice actor
Nobody:
Dads in mobile game ads:
Can you do another Smash Bros video by doing origins of all Smash Bros Music?
Oh HowI Miss Playing Flash Focus.
I was recommended this mad early
Seeing how you needed to deal about 150 combined dmg in PM gaining naught when I always dunked those questions in PMTTYD on purpose just to get an easy 25-30%, I feel majorly insulted by 1000-Y-D
The smell of challenge... its a fleeting waft of a fart
2:55 If you were two seconds late then it would be at four minutes and twenty seconds.
Game is sending you to Jesus.
*_I HEAR MATH THAT BAD_*
❌️❌️❌️
DSP much?
He'd say it's glitched
FAILURE
Games:
Big Brain Academy (2008 - Nintendo DS)
Brain Age (2007 - Nintendo DS)
Paper Mario (2000 - Nintendo 64)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004 - Nintendo Gamecube/2024 - Nintendo Switch)
Brain Age (2013 - Nintendo 3DS)
Sight Training (2007 - Nintendo DS)
My 91 year old grandma would like her score of 80…
I miss old Nintendo.
You forgot big brain academy on the Wii, that’s the worst one
The game just told you you are braindead: 1:33
Well um actually Paper Mario 64 is normal Paper Mario 🤓
how sad!
Good thing i dont have a brain
0:31 okay but like, what’s the correct solution? I have no clue what this puzzle wants them to do 😭
Edit: Nvm figured it out.
i actually got the worst brain age am i stupid
Interesting ♨now 💝😋
hi.
T L D W
3:12 your brain age is joe Biden
Pretty insulting to cavemen
Was adding Patrick Star in the thumbnail really necessary?
I mean, he's the biggest moron in the entire show!
He even took out his own brain out of his head once! XD
Yes
I mean, Patrick is the biggest moron in the entire series! XD
Yes, Yes it was.
J mean, Patrick is the biggest
Mo
ron
in Bikini Bottom . . . XD
You should have called this video "What Happens when Joe Biden Plays Nintendo Games".
What happens when Trump tries to pass dementia test.
HAHA MADE IT EARLY LETS GOO
"Your brain age is: Joe Biden"
IT'S JOEVER...
I feel like some of the combat could have been edited out to focus on the list.
You forgot big brain academy on the Wii, that’s the worst one