Yeah he seemed fearful and a little confused at first. But at the end, he was enjoying the soap opera w/ his wife. Nice to see him coming around, and have both parents accept their child’s dark side.
1:12 “Richard is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife... *until you came along* . His kids are now Your Little Step Children who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard’s silences are full of sorrow, he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just needs to accept that his first wife is gone... *or is she* ?” I need a full backstory here. Did we kidnap/fake a murder/straight up murder Richards wife so we could have him for ourselves???
Ryan Johnson Some SNL writers have a very distinct comedy voice. This has Julio Torres written ALL over it.He’s also responsible for “Papyrus”, “Wells for Boys”, “The Actress” and “Diego Calls His Mom”.
@@jimmynoshoes3328 yeah, I can read. Thanks :) But this was well made and actually funny, unlike some things that weren't cut. I don't understand why this skit is they cut this instead of another.
@@rachelc3535 you know what, in the toy commercial compilation snl posted, they use this skit but a different version with a older person doing the voiceover, and i think that skit has laughs in it, so now my guess is that that version with the older person was originally shown to the early saturday show crowd, didnt get enough laughs (and idk if it's just bc im used to cecily's version but i also didnt think it was quite as funny with her voice, and you can hear the audience wasnt laughing like crazy), but anyways so the one they posted was this alt version instead, im guessing they filmed both versions and werent sure which was funnier so they figured they'd post the version that wasnt technically the one that got cut. So my point being that the one the audience was shown wasnt the exact version we're watching, so we can excuse them for cutting it lol. (also tbh i kinda like when they post the good cut for times one like this w/o laughs bc you're able to hear every line when normally sometimes it gets drowned out)
I'd almost bet it was the feared backlash over some people feeling like a boy that young shouldn't be portrayed as openly homosexual. I don't have a problem with it, I think it's hilarious, but I can also understand how someone might perceive it as sexualization of children in a way.
Sam A. Ikr. Especially girls. They are creepy af. Like a while ago i was in my friends 18th birthday party, and for some reason some of her family had brought their kids there, and there was this one manipulative creepy ass kid that for some reason seemed to despise me. Like she ran beside me and bumped on me multiple times, then purposedly tripped beside me and said i pushed her, tried to get me play tag with me, which i originally didn't agree to cuz i'm not that athletic or great with kids, but she insisted, and when i finally agreed she screamed like i was bullying her or something. And she was like 6. When i was her age i was playing with toy cars, totally mesmerized by the colors and shapes and shit. Somewhere, there is little boy sitting in the sandbox, thinking something along the lines "i like trucks", totally unaware of the emotional shitstorm when he grows up, 20 years away from "sometimes i feel like you like trucks more than me."
When I was little I would have this whole affair story with Ken and Barbie. I taught my sister at a young age what was really happening in the canopy bed. Let’s just say dreams really do come true in the Dreamhouse 😅
I love how the parents are just in the background commenting like their watching some kinda tv drama. 🤣 Dad: "but richard comes with kids" mom: "yeah well thats not her fault"
i wonder if Lady Tremane was just like the movie "Ever After?" Nobody felt sorry for her when the Queen sentenced her to America when it could have been the Penal Colony, Australia.
It’s crazy to think how much work went into creating this. The writing, the planning, the dolls, boxes, actors, sets, location shoots, and editing- just to be cut for time. It makes you wonder how many other gems never made it to air and were forgotten.
@Instrumentality1000 that's a really cool twist. I feel like it'd be interesting to have a story be about that and maybe the connection the stepmother and the daughter can grow to have.
Witch's Brew He got that little preppy’s daddy wrapped around his finger, of course he’s living lavishly, else what’s the point of putting his first husband into the deathbed in the first place?
christy 😂😂 I don’t know if I’m evil or insane but when I was younger I would tie my Barbie up with my hair bands or something then hang or from my ceiling and then pretend she was in a hostage/kidnapping situation where she had to escape and defeat this person who was following her and doing all these awful things and sometimes I would even use the smaller children barbies pretending they were the ones kidnapped and then have my barbies have a fake it’s you or me fight as the kidnapped Barbie hung from the ceiling crying for help and fear for the Barbie who was fighting for her. Does this make sense probably not. Seriously though when I was younger I used to think I had another part to my personality that was way too into all all the dark aspects of everything😅
I read a quote somewhere that said commercials showing little girls playing nicely with barbies have got it so wrong. It's more like game of thrones except they're all lesbians.
We had the happy family dolls from Barbie and the grandpa doll lost his pants, so we had him be the old molester who would sneak into the barbies bedroom in the dollhouse my dad made me for my 6th birthday, and would jump up and scare the crap out of the barbies when the came in to go to bed and then jump out the window or run down the stairs. No idea how we got the idea for a creepy old house stalker, lol
On the box: Richard is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife...until you came along! His kids are now Your Little Step Children, who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard's silences are full of sorrow; he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just has to accept that his wife is gone...or is she?
I feel you, but they just tend to cut the pre-produced videos, because obviously people that got into the show don't just want to watch a bunch of videos. That'd be like in-person UA-cam.
@@andoralippardnicholson2693 This lightweight compared to what they've been doing for 44 years. The Rock did a sketch about evil scientists having a contest for most evil invention. His was for a child molesting robot. He also kept mentioning fast food restaurants.
Natalie Portman was great in this sketch. I love how the mother identified more and more with the developing plot and became unglued. She was living through the dolls, too.
Jana Cahill honestly I just glanced at your comment and at first I read “eats quaffles” as in one of the balls in quidditch in Harry Potter... I don’t know which is worse: quaffles or quualudes😂
When I was six years old, I would play house with a little girl I was inseparable from. Our house sessions would always end with a suicide or murder. Some kids are just naturally dark!
Wow 1:26 - their faces when she matter of factly says "throwing her birth mother's letters into the fire". Is there an Emmy for best facial expression?:D
I was already in tears by the time mom & dad started to discuss "Richard"(largely b/c I am the sinister demographic for this doll), but Natalie Portman's reaction to the letter burning made me come unglued... "That's not her fault..." So funny...
Or maybe if the Disney villains had these dolls to take their frustrations out on, they'd be nicer to the actual kids. But then, we'd have no Disney movies. Except maybe, Jungle Book...
This is pure genius. Natalie Portman is all over this. Beck Bennett is clearly frightened of his daughter, and wondering who the hell he married. And the detail for this is incredible. You can freeze frame the box, and read the backstory. SNL also did an alternate edit for the their toy compilation video that is just as funny, with an alternate voice-over. Well done.
"what're you doing sweetie"? "Throwing her birth mother's letters into the fire" 🔥🔥🔥 lmmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🤣 🤣 GOTDAMMIT🤣🤣🤣
@Princess Lil Chief - The child is tossing letters onto unlit logs, but from her point-of-view shot, it's a blazing fire. Great attention to detail in this gem of a skit.
I love the subtle things they throw in there. They way they say the boy has the girls “daddy” The way the little black girl makes a face at the beginning The way they change the lighting whenever the kids start imagining. This is genius
@@gracehaven5459 Red headed step child, I heard came from the days of American slavery when the so called master would rape and impregnate a slave thus a red headed step child. -sincerley, a red head
I had a second-hand Barbie Dream-House from the 80’s, and usually those bright pastel pink and blue walls were the setting for a melodrama about life in a Victorian orphanage. They say Rainbow Brite is still searching for the locket left behind by her mother.
Can't believe this was cut for time when I laughed harder at this than most SNL skits that actually make it on air. "I have your daddy wrapped around my finger." 😂😂😂😂😂
In love with this sketch! When I was a kid I would pretend to push Barbie down the stairs and said she "fell" 😂, did anyone else pretend to be evil when they were playing with dolls or was that just me? Lol
If u consider making little ammo belts out of fabric and paper to fit around the girth of Care Bears,(specifically, Grandma bear, Cheer bear and Good luck bear), then give them plastic semi-automatic play squirt guns as weapons.......then have a show down with the "packing" Care bears and Cabbage Patch dolls? Then yes, I did that! Complete with the sound effects of caulking a shot gun and havin' the dolls say, "It's like this Mama bear......let's fight!" BOOM!!!!! (I remember most of the lines we created for the 'doll's, cause we also recorded it :)
No, your not the only one lmao My sister and I (when we were kids) used to rip apart our Barbie dolls, and pretend that the we were doing a work of justice by beheading them. XD I also pretended I was possessed in fifth grade and had my best friend who was the prime leader convince people I wasXD It became a group of six of us in our own little “cult” lol
When I started watching this skit I thought we were going to get the bratty "you're not my real mom!" kind of step children. I did not expect them going in this direction instead and I love it!
I love how the dad is just so scared for his daughter and is questioning his entire existence
“What the hell did I beget?”
He is ashamed of what his ballsack created.
It looks like both the dad and mom just enjoying the drama their daughter made just like watching soap to me
Yeah he seemed fearful and a little confused at first. But at the end, he was enjoying the soap opera w/ his wife. Nice to see him coming around, and have both parents accept their child’s dark side.
I love how her mother is so supportive of her dramatic wicked stepmother child
“What are you doing sweetie?”
“Throwing her birth mother’s letters into the fire...”
I died!
@@incoglido same
Thanks i couldn't understand It...
@@jackkolnerhoeck8210 I wish they had Closed Captioning. I also couldn't understand some parts
Videos are better with closed caption
"I won. Now I've got your daddy wrapped around my finger." That was the climax of this skit.
I’m about to have a heart attack, it’s too good
At child have daddy and step daddy
Heh lol a secret gay step dad thrown in there and I missed it!!
if you say so.
A gay dad having to adopt to have a kid is the most realistic part of this skit.
1:12
“Richard is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife... *until you came along* . His kids are now Your Little Step Children who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard’s silences are full of sorrow, he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just needs to accept that his first wife is gone... *or is she* ?”
I need a full backstory here. Did we kidnap/fake a murder/straight up murder Richards wife so we could have him for ourselves???
Thank you I tried for 15 minutes to read it from my phone, to no avail.
Well that murder stuff is for the child to decide! -I would say I flat out murdered the birth mother-
@@Craze_1209 But did you see the body to make sure? (I would do the same, why risk her reappearing at the most unnoportune moment?)
Giuseppe Massari -I just wanted to make a murder joke because my friends are concerned for me when I do- hmm... good point
Yo we need answers
It's rare you find something that so thoroughly resonates with the villain inside of you.
That's why I play video games that lets me be the villain. Villains/anti heroes have more fun and they're songs are usually 100x better.
@D T Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Apperition The Cringe ?
Ya I really want this
same i lowkey want one
Why is it always about Buffy and her doll Mrs. Beasley and never about Wednesday Addams and her doll Marie Antoinette?
*”She Never wanted kids, She jus wanted Richard”*
“But Richard Comes with kids...”
*”YEA BUT THAT’S NOT HER FAULT”*
Why would a kid be married? Why is that man kid’s dolls? Is this even real? Why is this so creepy? Who would allow their kids to do this?
@@MelB868um this is snl
@@MelB868 me
Jaela V What’s snl
Jaela V does snl mean so not real?
When children get a little too into a series of unfortunate events
😂😂😂
Thats what i thought 😂😂
Exactly, that's what I was thinking😂 it could even come with a fake water-applique eye tattoo for the kid's ankle
Exactly. I first read a series of unfortunate events when I was six. THIS WAS ME
oof-
The way the little black girl makes a face when the other girl says “she won’t be joining us” was hysterical. I love these
It was so nuanced and brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
@Pan simp
black girl? That was a boy not a girl.
@@kingbullyrock8739 They were talking about the girl at 0:09
@@kingbullyrock8739 did you even watch the video
Yes honestly. Ok but I've seen her in some other stuff I just don't remember her name lol
Okay but Richard's backstory
"He just has to accept that his first wife is gone... or is she?"
Who wrote this lmao
Julio Torres
@@neilwhisler5658 lmao I knew it was him!
Ryan Johnson it would’ve been a musical
Sounds like a Sims story for a character haha!
Ryan Johnson Some SNL writers have a very distinct comedy voice. This has Julio Torres written ALL over it.He’s also responsible for “Papyrus”, “Wells for Boys”, “The Actress” and “Diego Calls His Mom”.
I still don't understand why this was cut. It is amazing.
I guess Wednesday Addams is less funny than Julia and Buffy.
Cut for TIME, it was just too long to fit into the hour :)
@@jimmynoshoes3328 yeah, I can read. Thanks :)
But this was well made and actually funny, unlike some things that weren't cut. I don't understand why this skit is they cut this instead of another.
@@rachelc3535 you know what, in the toy commercial compilation snl posted, they use this skit but a different version with a older person doing the voiceover, and i think that skit has laughs in it, so now my guess is that that version with the older person was originally shown to the early saturday show crowd, didnt get enough laughs (and idk if it's just bc im used to cecily's version but i also didnt think it was quite as funny with her voice, and you can hear the audience wasnt laughing like crazy), but anyways so the one they posted was this alt version instead, im guessing they filmed both versions and werent sure which was funnier so they figured they'd post the version that wasnt technically the one that got cut. So my point being that the one the audience was shown wasnt the exact version we're watching, so we can excuse them for cutting it lol. (also tbh i kinda like when they post the good cut for times one like this w/o laughs bc you're able to hear every line when normally sometimes it gets drowned out)
I'd almost bet it was the feared backlash over some people feeling like a boy that young shouldn't be portrayed as openly homosexual. I don't have a problem with it, I think it's hilarious, but I can also understand how someone might perceive it as sexualization of children in a way.
Finally, accurate representation of how kids really play with dolls
Sam A. Ikr. Especially girls. They are creepy af. Like a while ago i was in my friends 18th birthday party, and for some reason some of her family had brought their kids there, and there was this one manipulative creepy ass kid that for some reason seemed to despise me. Like she ran beside me and bumped on me multiple times, then purposedly tripped beside me and said i pushed her, tried to get me play tag with me, which i originally didn't agree to cuz i'm not that athletic or great with kids, but she insisted, and when i finally agreed she screamed like i was bullying her or something. And she was like 6. When i was her age i was playing with toy cars, totally mesmerized by the colors and shapes and shit. Somewhere, there is little boy sitting in the sandbox, thinking something along the lines "i like trucks", totally unaware of the emotional shitstorm when he grows up, 20 years away from "sometimes i feel like you like trucks more than me."
When I was little I would have this whole affair story with Ken and Barbie. I taught my sister at a young age what was really happening in the canopy bed. Let’s just say dreams really do come true in the Dreamhouse 😅
I remember once I made Barrie kill ken and run off with one of the other barbie girls. Turns out I’m gay now
@@radioactivepi734 so you just made the movie Bound
@@henkkahenrik4183 wow it really affected you
I love how the parents are just in the background commenting like their watching some kinda tv drama. 🤣
Dad: "but richard comes with kids"
mom: "yeah well thats not her fault"
My parents used to get involved in my Barbie stories.
@@joypopoola6115 same
@@joypopoola6115 I love that, I can just imagine, your parents sitting in bed catching up on the barbie storyline
Yeah, I thought that was the point. They're getting into the storyline.
i love that so much lol
"I've got YOUR daddy wrapped around MY finger!"
Iconic queen
And SNL said gay rights👏
gay rights baby!
That was my stepmother 😡🤬
immaculateboy “just classic, btw what’s the cut and clarity on that rock?
the child actress is good
It's almost silly that they have Natalie Portman just playing the accepting mom when the little girl steals the show.
Sandra Bard reminds me of christina ricci
I just made this 2.2K.
"...but for how long!"
She was in Once upon time in Hollywood as a child actress. She's fantastic
For children who felt Cinderella's step-mother was on to something.
You know when you think about it......
@Bigfoot not if you're sloppy, just make sure there are no magical cows on your farm.
Let's not forget about the stepmother in Hansel and Gretel who convinced their dad to abandon them in the middle of a forest.
I mean.. Hm.
i wonder if Lady Tremane was just like the movie "Ever After?" Nobody felt sorry for her when the Queen sentenced her to America when it could have been the Penal Colony, Australia.
It’s crazy to think how much work went into creating this. The writing, the planning, the dolls, boxes, actors, sets, location shoots, and editing- just to be cut for time. It makes you wonder how many other gems never made it to air and were forgotten.
that's how the industry is...
Same as every film. You new here (I mean, on Earth)?
There has to be some of the cut footage out there somewhere
Plot Twist:
The mom was actually a step mom that felt pressured to love the step daughter and now questions everything.
"WELL THATS NOT HER FAULT!"
Well at least they can bond over that
Or
You know
The kids just really into unfortunate events
@Instrumentality1000 that's a really cool twist. I feel like it'd be interesting to have a story be about that and maybe the connection the stepmother and the daughter can grow to have.
LoL I thought they were going to reveal that at the end
Now the ending makes more sense.
Actually the step children dolls look better quality than most dolls
Star Dust I know, I want them both **cries** I’ll love them like my own, those poor babies, Richard deserves better!!!
It’s the fairy tail situation that step kids are an upgrade to existing children take drizzella and anistiasia
They went to the most expensive boarding schools.
*NOT A FLYING TOY*
You gotta know your market. You'll find your evil mastermind within really prefers quality over quantity.
X'D Lost it at *walks down half the stairs* "This is for the best." *walks back up*
Brilliantly done.
Same. I felt that !
The way she “cheats out”, standing at 1/2 profile on the step like an old-school stage performer, perfects it.
“Why all the questions Margarie? You’re just being silly again *bites pb and j*
yes. That is something that happened in the skit.
@@nw1750you must be so fun at parties
@@TheFurryFurby I am indeed! Thank you.
That boy is really living lavish. Y'all see the size of that ring? Lol.
Witch's Brew He got that little preppy’s daddy wrapped around his finger, of course he’s living lavishly, else what’s the point of putting his first husband into the deathbed in the first place?
kenneth hwang I'm glad you also think he's working on that second one. I didn't want to be the only one 😂
Lmaoooo
Daphne Rudetsky That's because he gives Richard exactly what he needs.
like the parents said, the kids married richard for the wrong reasons... I’m guessing the ring is one of them 😂
They actually got how kids play with dolls en pointe. My sister and I used to cause this kind of drama with my Barbies all the time. 😂
christy 😂😂 I don’t know if I’m evil or insane but when I was younger I would tie my Barbie up with my hair bands or something then hang or from my ceiling and then pretend she was in a hostage/kidnapping situation where she had to escape and defeat this person who was following her and doing all these awful things and sometimes I would even use the smaller children barbies pretending they were the ones kidnapped and then have my barbies have a fake it’s you or me fight as the kidnapped Barbie hung from the ceiling crying for help and fear for the Barbie who was fighting for her. Does this make sense probably not. Seriously though when I was younger I used to think I had another part to my personality that was way too into all all the dark aspects of everything😅
I read a quote somewhere that said commercials showing little girls playing nicely with barbies have got it so wrong. It's more like game of thrones except they're all lesbians.
@Lady Seashell Bikini omg my barbies had adulterous love affairs too!!!!!
We had the happy family dolls from Barbie and the grandpa doll lost his pants, so we had him be the old molester who would sneak into the barbies bedroom in the dollhouse my dad made me for my 6th birthday, and would jump up and scare the crap out of the barbies when the came in to go to bed and then jump out the window or run down the stairs. No idea how we got the idea for a creepy old house stalker, lol
I used to like to play suicide Barbie, burn Barbie on the lightbulb Barbie, hooker Barbie. I also legit wanted to grow up to be an assassin so....
SNL should seriously consider selling this doll. I really want to buy it for myself XDD
I want one yesterday
Same
Weird
I just found my old "My life as" doll and dressed it up in dark, dramatic clothes and treat it like a stepchild. Lol.
I want one for my niece!
“Your so beautiful…”
“BUT FOR HOW LONG?!’
Well that escalated quickly 😂
it turned into snow white real quick
Y’all read the description on the dad. “He needs to accept his first wife is gone... or is she?” This was so thought out and thorough I’m impressed
It was brilliant yet SNL was too spooked to air it. Utter madness.
This shouldnt have been cut! This is incredibly hilarious!
Mione134 Especially compared to some of the other terrible skits that make it 😒
Its too intelligent, right?
Cut for the lil gay boy, more like it.
The audience didnt even laugh :(
dogeman the audience didnt laugh because there is NO audience. This never aired
filmwhatever it aired for me
"So beautiful... But for how long?" 😂
sandra bailey she never wanted kids, she just wanted Richard.
But Richard comes with kids.
NekuTheBOOKlocke but that’s not her fault!
"You're just being silly again" is peak gaslighting. And it's, like, from a 8-year-old! This kid is brilliant.
What happens when you let Wensday Addams design toys
It's discount Wednesday Addams
Starmadien2019 That's exactly what I thought!!
@@tonyadanielewicz6550 So like, Tuesday Addams.
Yesss Wednesday is my favorite!
Nathaniel Craig or Monday Addams
-She never wanted kids, she just wanted Richard
-But Richard comes with kids
-YEAH WELL IT’S NOT HER FAULT!
I died😂😂😂
When your child's playtime is more compelling than most soap operas.
So did the bithmother
On the box:
Richard is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife...until you came along! His kids are now Your Little Step Children, who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard's silences are full of sorrow; he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just has to accept that his wife is gone...or is she?
S Gab When the responsibility of making toys is put in the hands of the worst of humanity.
Please nobody else like this post. It's perfect.
*Dun Dun DUN*
So, our daughter is married to this guy? 😕
@@mrnonsense1031 Not for the right reasons.
All jokes aside, the message of embracing your kids where they are instead of trying to change it is a great one.
Is that what you think?
I agree. I think that is the message and I am down for that.
@@jamesmcinnis208 yes, that is what they think. They most likely didn't lie.
@@galaxiegoddess Who are "they"?
@@jamesmcinnis208 the person who you were replying to.
"Some kids gut instinct is to go dark, why not embrace it?" 😂
Same
it does mean dead baby women murder kids
Holy shit, this made my day X'D
Munkers Awesome
Played right as I read
Lemony Snicket toy line.
Sean Steele Yass queen
Olafs childhood
Yeeeeasssssss I support this 💯
“I won, I got your daddy wrapped around my finger”
Dead. I’m dead. 💀
Omg love your name and profile pic.
Kitty Kendrick why thank you
Anyone else thinks he reminds them of a young Giancarlo Esposito? Seriously, couldn't you see a young Gus Fring or Moff Gideon doing that?
The children in this are great actors, they are just so dark and it’s awesome.
Should have kept this skit. And the little girl was such a good actor
I feel you, but they just tend to cut the pre-produced videos, because obviously people that got into the show don't just want to watch a bunch of videos. That'd be like in-person UA-cam.
Glad they didn't. This is really disturbing.
Prettypinkdork I agree 😄
and that's where they fail, imo. the prerecorded stuff is lightyears funnier than any live bs
@@andoralippardnicholson2693 This lightweight compared to what they've been doing for 44 years. The Rock did a sketch about evil scientists having a contest for most evil invention. His was for a child molesting robot. He also kept mentioning fast food restaurants.
"I've got your _daddy_ wrapped around _my_ finger" lol that killed me
“Ah, so pretty.. but for how long!?” 😭😭😭
Natalie Portman was great in this sketch. I love how the mother identified more and more with the developing plot and became unglued. She was living through the dolls, too.
Boy: I got You’re daddy wrapped around My finger.
Me: EVIL GAY ICON
We stand
Me: Yaaaaasssss kwweeen! Get the man and get your money *while clapping*
YESSSSSSSSS
I couldn't have said it better myself honestly
I have no idea how I missed that!
"So our kid is married to this guy?"
"Not for the right reasons."
Correction it's for the right reasons
It could be worse, Richard is the son of a truck driver who when he's he's home listens to Captain Beefheart and eats Quaaludes all day long.
Jana Cahill honestly I just glanced at your comment and at first I read “eats quaffles” as in one of the balls in quidditch in Harry Potter... I don’t know which is worse: quaffles or quualudes😂
@@KellyClement why truck driver? you do know thats a career that requires skill and comes with a great salary! smh
@@KellyClement why have you described a nightmare?
"Not every girl wants to be a mommy" Skit or not that line has me sold!
I personally only had animal toys and hated dolls, now I'm a crazy dog lady!
I never liked dolls either, always thought they were creepy 🤣🤣
Me, too! I even quit law and started my own Service Dog nonprofit!! And I love licking with a big dog and a bunch of cats.
cat lady here myself, RESPECC!!
What we really should be getting kids are science toys. We need more STEM kids to compete with China.
I will never understand why this was cut for time. It's one of the best sketches I've ever seen.
How did this get cut?? It's the perfect follow-up to Wells for Sensitive Boys!
These two toys would raise a horrible generation of people xD
Omg yes!🤣
Nat Roberts or Meatwagon Raceway.
Brought to you by wells for sensitive boys
nah it would just let children be themselves, some children are dark and prefer the villain in disney films
Where was this when I was growing up?!
kallistiX1
Same!! This looks kinda cool!!
kallistiX1 ,
Ikr
When I was six years old, I would play house with a little girl I was inseparable from. Our house sessions would always end with a suicide or murder. Some kids are just naturally dark!
Ikr
"I won. I've got YOUR daddy wrapped around my finger." Dang son.
wait so that was a boy saying that so now he is like step "mom" or something ....snl just stop.
@Kong Pong, No moron, he's still a step dad. Just married to a dad.
Kong Pong If you wanna take it in that context then
BOY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED HOMOSEXUALITY
Kong Pong you’re dense
Kong Pong hahahahaahhaahahaha i hope you’re joking
Wow 1:26 - their faces when she matter of factly says "throwing her birth mother's letters into the fire". Is there an Emmy for best facial expression?:D
I thought Richard was a widower?
@@jennabaram6223 the box description of Richard's life implies the birth mother might still be alive
"I got your daddy rapped around my little finger" *QUOTE OF THE FRIGGIN YEAR*
Kalei Manion that boi ruthless
Wrapped
@Abdelkader Medjadji bruh
@Abdelkader Medjadji It's not that deep you nitwit.
@Abdelkader Medjadji You seem to be spoiling for a fight, might I suggest a boxing match with a wasp's nest?
I was already in tears by the time mom & dad started to discuss "Richard"(largely b/c I am the sinister demographic for this doll), but Natalie Portman's reaction to the letter burning made me come unglued... "That's not her fault..." So funny...
“Oh yes, so beautiful, BUT FOR HOW LONG” ahahahh
I’m honestly disappointed I can’t buy one of these
Technically, any doll will do...
@@mcmptn Yes, but what about the birth certificate and ornate chest...........
@@gigglingboyinthebackground2902 Format one on Word or PowerPoint and hire someone to make the ornate chest if you can't do it yourself.
You can do it with any doll.
So this is the doll ever evil Disney villain grew up with
Robbie Backpacking, and where would we be without Disney villains!
Robbie Backpacking
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah
Penny Lane Getting a good night's sleep during our childhoods? 😁
Or maybe if the Disney villains had these dolls to take their frustrations out on, they'd be nicer to the actual kids. But then, we'd have no Disney movies. Except maybe, Jungle Book...
Robbie Backpacking Matilda
I'm gonna need Natalie hosting a LOT more than once every 12 years from now on
That girl is such a good little actress 😂
xxIluvyouguysxx I wonder if she still wants to act because that was perfect
beatrix the great lets hope so
This is pure genius. Natalie Portman is all over this. Beck Bennett is clearly frightened of his daughter, and wondering who the hell he married. And the detail for this is incredible. You can freeze frame the box, and read the backstory. SNL also did an alternate edit for the their toy compilation video that is just as funny, with an alternate voice-over. Well done.
Thanks for this info. I’ll check it out.🎉
"what're you doing sweetie"?
"Throwing her birth mother's letters into the fire" 🔥🔥🔥 lmmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🤣 🤣 GOTDAMMIT🤣🤣🤣
The look on the father/Beck's face was priceless. As if he was thinking his wife has lost her mind and his daughter has gone to the darkside lol
The part that was cut out comes right after that. He says "I thought her birth mother was dead" and the mom replies "they never found the body"
Gah, thank you. I won't feel a connection to my kids because I can barely understand a word they say
Gosh that's gold
@Princess Lil Chief - The child is tossing letters onto unlit logs, but from her point-of-view shot, it's a blazing fire. Great attention to detail in this gem of a skit.
"He just has to accept that his first wife is gone...or is she?"
That scene where the boy says “I’ve got your daddy wrapped around my finger” I died of laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the subtle things they throw in there.
They way they say the boy has the girls “daddy”
The way the little black girl makes a face at the beginning
The way they change the lighting whenever the kids start imagining. This is genius
Natalie's character though, "Thats not her fault!"
Noel Bowen that enabler. We love you Natalie!
I like that the boy version is red-headed. Subtle.
A literal redheaded stepchild. Brilliant.
@@jankyjortyjorts12345 the red headed step child is an expression for a step child that is treated badly by their step parent
@@jankyjortyjorts12345 yep 👍
@@gracehaven5459
Red headed step child, I heard came from the days of American slavery when the so called master would rape and impregnate a slave thus a red headed step child.
-sincerley, a red head
629 no it’s from medieval Europe when redheads were considered unlucky
A doll for Wednesday Addams lol
lilelbee423 Wednsday wouldn't abuse her own kids...
DeathnoteBB her last doll lost her head both physically *and* mentally
well she'd know the difference between a doll and actual child haha
Omg yesss
Bruh, I was about to write that lol
I had a second-hand Barbie Dream-House from the 80’s, and usually those bright pastel pink and blue walls were the setting for a melodrama about life in a Victorian orphanage. They say Rainbow Brite is still searching for the locket left behind by her mother.
Lmao "wait, where's your doll?" . ... "She won't be joining us." 😂 her friends expression was priceless. 0:08
1:04 Ah yes, so beautiful, But for how long??? *throws doll in the fire*
That's where my mind went too 😂
😂
i was expecting scratch marks on her face
I like how the one doll is a red headed step child
I had to play it back 'cuz I missed that part!
It looks like the guy from the movie "The Twisted Nerve."
Funny...i have a stepdaughter and a red headed stepson! LOL. Love them both though
@@electronbluepearl8591 Who is the Firestarter in this Situation?
I wasn't going to say anything.
Cecily’s voice being so cheery the entire time adds so much to this
Wait. This is the best writing I’ve seen on this show in a while. This is my kind of comedy! When you don’t laugh and you feel scared.
D Man-G Because you know these kind of people exist.
This has Julio Torres written all over it. He's been doing amazing dark sketches on snl for a couple of seasons now
I WON! I GOT YOUR DADDY WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER!! 😂😂😂
From the looks of Richard, I'm guessing he's the kids daddy too.
Goldfish must love you.
😂😂😂 This still cracks me up! Whoever came up with the idea & wrote this one should get an award.
It was written by Julio Torres, and all of his sketches are spectacular!
Lisa and the doll just sitting in the background of the confessional in front of the fireplace is a HILARIOUSLY underrated part of the sketch
I love mom & Dad arguing yet both are horrified by their crazy, evil daughter....so dark & funny SNL!
Why was this masterpiece cut?
I can’t believe THIS got cut but alien butt made the show! Wth......
Amber Lee that sketch was a masterpiece
I did laugh out loud when the alien had the allergic reaction to the perfume though. I'll never grow up =oD
The 30 minutes of last week tonight or whatever the dumb news show is is why it it got cut
I know right? Makes you wonder if Lorne is going senile
Probably cause the little boy said I got your daddy wrapped around my finger 😂😂
Can't believe this was cut for time when I laughed harder at this than most SNL skits that actually make it on air. "I have your daddy wrapped around my finger." 😂😂😂😂😂
This is something out of tales from the crypt
The boy doll is even a red-headed stepchild
i didn't get this. was it supposed to mean something?
This is low key genius😂 I want to see a whole My Little Stepchildren line, there are so many novels they could pull inspiration from👏🏽
I just noticed 0:53 in the background the little girl is sitting in the chair staring at the doll. Lol. Probably with a disapproving glare.
Tag yourself I’m “She never wanted kids she just wanted Richard”
I’m the dramatic descent down the stairs.
I'm embracing the child's dark side
I'm the "sheet of glass between her and the doll, now she doesn't feel pressured to change that.
I’m “I won, I got your daddy wrapped around my finger.”
I’m the advertiser’s cheerful voice throughout the whole thing.
I love when Cecily narrates shit It's so perfect!
I loved the one she did for the Asian American doll.
Kid: I'm going to put in an Oriental rug!
Cecily: Uhhh okay but you did that. XD
In love with this sketch! When I was a kid I would pretend to push Barbie down the stairs and said she "fell" 😂, did anyone else pretend to be evil when they were playing with dolls or was that just me? Lol
Well I did have my doll manipulate and murder my sister's dolls....
If u consider making little ammo belts out of fabric and paper to fit around the girth of Care Bears,(specifically, Grandma bear, Cheer bear and Good luck bear), then give them plastic semi-automatic play squirt guns as weapons.......then have a show down with the "packing" Care bears and Cabbage Patch dolls? Then yes, I did that! Complete with the sound effects of caulking a shot gun and havin' the dolls say, "It's like this Mama bear......let's fight!" BOOM!!!!! (I remember most of the lines we created for the 'doll's, cause we also recorded it :)
Jaime C wow that's amazing insane and yet impressive
No, your not the only one lmao
My sister and I (when we were kids) used to rip apart our Barbie dolls, and pretend that the we were doing a work of justice by beheading them. XD
I also pretended I was possessed in fifth grade and had my best friend who was the prime leader convince people I wasXD
It became a group of six of us in our own little “cult” lol
I used to fuck my Chucky doll up the anus if that helps.
1:43 I wanna be THIS involved with my kids tea when I start a family
Where was this when I was growing up?!?!? I still live for the drama even now 😩
So our daughter is married to this guy ? Not for the right reasons. :)
It's always a treat to see Natalie Portman on SNL. I love how she just goes for it.
Its crazy that this was cut for time because I think about more than any other SNL skit ever
Some kids got instinct to go dark...Why not embrace it..😱
This Portman episode was the best of the season so far. I liked most of her skits. The rap was great.
So if you buy the doll second hand it became adopted doll.
Oh mabye? Am I’m laughing
That girl totally nailed her Wednesday Addams audition
Ikr, this is definitely how Wednesday played with her doll before she decided to behead it
Mother Gothel, the early years...
......is it bad that as a child i would’ve loved this
I love how the parents are really getting into watching like it's a real drama show. 😄
Anyone else interested in seeing more about how this plays out? These kids have some interesting drama going on
Well, clearly, they'll have successful lives as soap opera stars.
Yeah I see why this was cut
But "I'm throwing her birthmother's letters into the fire" was hilarious
CollegeMovieGeek I can confirm, evil stepmothers do this
why was it cut?
Read the first three words of the video title
Are you kidding me?! This entire sketch was hilarious! Beck is genius.
Daniel Kennedy it's been a while since I posted the comment. Yes the sketch is enjoyable
When I started watching this skit I thought we were going to get the bratty "you're not my real mom!" kind of step children. I did not expect them going in this direction instead and I love it!
😂😂😂the mom just naturally understands 😂👌🏾👌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"Why all the questions, Marjorie?"
Dayum.