Getting Offended, on behalf of others (who aren't offended) ONE TAKE w/ John Crist
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Getting offend on behalf of others! The actual height of imagined nobility and fake martyrdom.
One Take is the new weekly show from comedian John Crist. It's one topic and one take on the nation's hottest and trending topics.
Season 2, episode 3.
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I’m Mexican-American. I absolutely hate people being offended on my behalf. And then those same people trying to explain to me why I should be offended, AND then when I still don’t agree, try to invalidate my voice. 🙄
Saaammmee! I become not Mexican enough when I don't agree! I suddenly am not dark enough to have experienced racism . Uhhhh ,excuse me? Been there done that, just don't dwell on it and make it all I see!🙄
You would be told you’re not dark enough to be oppressed.
It’s all bullshit
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽GIRL. 😩🤯
I imagine it's infuriating. I don't get it. If the majority of the group of people you are offended FOR, then MAYBE it's not all that offensive? Just a thought. Lol. Some people are just idiots.
Dear goodness, being black and un-offended at everything...yeah I can’t even have conversations.
My friend, who is Native American, told me that the Washington Redskins logo was designed by a Blackfoot Indian artist. Pretty sure he wasn’t offended by the Redskins name.
We pick and choose our battles carefully. The Govt gave us whiskey and created the "Drunk Indian" stereotype. So, in return, we gave them Casinos and created the "Gambling Addict"! Next....
I suppose it would be like Norwegians getting offended by the Minnesota Vikings. (Edit: I changed it from offenses, that means something else in football I would assume)
Thanks for mentioning this. I did some research and realize what a HUGE injustice was done to native americans and to the family of Walter Wetzel by getting rid of the Redskins mascot and logo. He was an amazing man who will be totally forgotten in another generation, if not sooner.
@@sarahberkner Being half-Norwegian myself, I’ve thought the same thing!
@@jeffcopeland it’s a really sad situation
“White people to the rescue”
The whole video in one line hahahha
That's America in a nutshell
Yasssssss 🤷🏽♀️
Yeah, all these communities need a 14 year old white girl from Twitter speaking for them.
🤷🏻♂️
“White people to the rescue to save everyone and other non-white people from the past 500 years of the white people deciding to “save” everyone and other non-white people to the rescue by making them like white people and “civilized”..... lolololol yes this seems like a good trend to repeat that hasn’t catastrophically turned into its own disaster generator extraordinare before...... right????”
@@notofthisworld5267 hey, I’m a white, 14-year-old-girl, and I’m offended on behalf of all others like me.😡😂😂😂
I’m black and I’m tired of the cancel culture attacks. Everyone has said something they later regret. Seriously, where does it end? This video is a dose of common sense we all needed to hear. Great video, John.
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I’m black. I LOVE country music. And I’m zero percent offended. Zero.
@tyler stokes I'm Black, and honestly I don't like them
I think you black peoples should get together, and do something about these entitled white people who are speaking for you.
Living in NC, I know many blacks who listen to country.
Tyler,
I’m not black, and I don’t like BLM nor did I like the KKK.
Both are equally ridiculous
Laura,
Liberals speak for all communities all the time.
As a gay man, they don’t speak for me! I tell them what I think.
I’m offended on behalf of pirates everywhere. How dare you overlook the plight of lowly humble pirates? They struggle so hard to be accepted. Arrrggghh 🤦🏽♂️
Look at Sam O’nella’s video on Pirates
Arr, You can pay yer respects on September 19!
Good one! 😂😂
@@JMarieCAlove at least you got the joke 😂
WAIT ! There's a 'pirate culture' ????
I WANT IN ! 😉
Second Hand Offense is way worse then being offended
Great term.
This is true.
I like it.... props.
As a Native American, Navajo, and there is no way to prove that I'm Navajo, just believe me. But yeah, the name "Red Skins," doesn't bother me. In fact, a lot of Navajo's liked the team--I have a Red Skins cap. It's not even a deal--big or small.
Does it bother you if someone uses the word Indian verses Native American? I was talking to my adult child and said in the old days some boys would play Cowboys and Indians. I thought her head was going to start spinning around. She got so mad at me she ended up walking off. I honestly did not mean any disrespect. I'm older and that has always been the word we used. My adult child told me "well now you know better so do better". I'm trying to always use the word Native American now. I'm just curious if I'm being disrespectful if I happen to use the word Indian. Of course it would never be about anything bad because I do respect your culture and enjoy learning about it.
@@intherockies: Personally-No.
-In fact, people (that is Indians/Native Americans/Indigenous peoples) still use the word--like saying, Indian Country, us Indians and so on. She shouldn't have got so mad--on behalf of me. I'm sorry that happened.
-Most Native American/Natives/Indians/Indigenous Tribes, don't share a common language or culture. If possible, I try to be specific and name the Tribe--like I'm Navajo.
-Navajos are in a different situation than other tribes, as well. For instance, I live on the Navajo Reservation. I'm only around Navajos--there are no other tribes around us--because we are so big (we take up almost 4 States).
-Even the border towns are full of only Navajos--we are a giant tribe. When we see another tribe--we're like, "look a Ute," or "Is that an Apache?" "Look it's a Pueblo."
-And that is a different experience than Tribes in Oklahoma--were there is a whole lot of smaller tribes that are mixed together in a small area. It's them that would use the word Indian/Native American/Native/Indigenous more so than us Navajos--we would say Navajo Country (because there are only Navajos around us).
-Any how. No, I'm not offended. However, I'm offended by your daughter being offended.
-I wouldn't worry about it, most people have thick-skin and wouldn't get so angry about a name of a game.
Totally have had similar experiences with other Native American's I've known or met. My dad had a trucking company growing up and 2 of his drivers were full Cherokee brothers. Their 2 favorite teams were the Redskin's and Chief's, in fact every time I saw them they had a Redskin's or Chief's hat on! They weren't offended by it at all, they loved it! So I'm thinking, did they take a poll of Native Americans to actually see how many of them are actually offended before they just started changing these teams names!? Are they actually offended? Because from my experience they aren't. Obviously I haven't spoken to every Native American in the country, so not gonna say there aren't any that are offended, but that's just been my experience with those I have met.
@@wildcatnkb: I'm pretty sure there wasn't a poll taken.
@@Ishisah I'm pretty sure there wasn't either. If there was I have a feeling those that made the decisions would feel pretty dumb.
Am I the only that wanted to hear his Joel Osteen joke?
I’m waiting lol
I wanted to hear it too! I've seen pictures of Osteen's mansion, and I've posted comments about it being "Osteen-tatious". :D
Me too!!
Same
No..I wanted to also..lol
I’m just sitting here watching this video, eating my Bagel Bites, hoping no one gets offended at my appropriation of Italian culture.
excuse me!!! My second cousin’s neighbor is 1/8 Italian and on her behalf, I am EXTREMELY offended 🤧
Yeah that's also extremely offensive to NYC and Jews since they created the authentic bagel. 😉
Not worried at all about your appropriaton, but I am concerned about your choices in snack food...🤢😆
It is ridiculous, but these jokes are funny.
I am one-quarter Italian and I don't care what you eat. But if you use a spoon to twirl your spaghetti, I will silently judge you. :p
Imagine a comedian being smarter then 99% of the population
George Carlin anyone......
It’s not that uncommon really.
No just smarter than 80,000 of the population
I've always said good comedians are very intelligent. John just proved my point. Brilliant video!!!
JP Sears
I asked my dog if he is offended when I refer to him as my pet and he said no, just don't refer to me as the cat.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕💕 this.
So the dog identifies as a dog and doesn't want people to think he was a cat
well my cat does not enjoy the company of dogs say they smell bad.! sure someone will be offended.
John, seriously. These "one takes" are funny enough that my teenagers want to watch them, and they don't even realize that you are inserting TRUTH into their lives. Keep it up, man! We'll keep watching!
You’re a star when you sign a baby’s forehead. 😂
John's humorous war on wokeness is the best thing about recent times.
It's the modern "holier than thou" movement. Some people have a strong desire to feel they are above others in some way to make themselves feel special and valuable.
Modern day pharisee?
Reminds me of: Matt 7:5 "You hypocrite! First, remove the beam out of your own , and then you can see clearly to remove the speck out of your brother's ."
humans attempting to employ "smoke and mirrors" distraction on God.
"...they realized they were naked and hid themselves... "
"And God said "Adam, Where are you?"
God didn't "not know" where Adam was 'hiding'.
Likewise, modern Virtue Signalers are not hiding that THEY are equally guilty .. just by the evident fact that they are equally human and thus equally sinful as those they accuse.
Yup. Like basing how you treat females on their education level, marital status and number of children.
That's what I told my husband the other day. "Woke" people are the worlds Pharisees today.
Don't you feel like you're beating a dead horse with all of these PETA jokes?
I see what you did there
My grandpa told me someone's gotta beat a dead horse.
Lol
I was waiting for John to mention PETA's outrage when one of Nintendo's Mario games featured Mario in his Tanooki (squirrel) suit.
I laughed out loud.
I’m just impressed with anyone who can lift a dead horse to swing it at anything....
😂😂 right?! That's an accomplishment.
🤣🤣🤣
I've always heard that phrase as "swing a cat". (Not necessarily a dead one.)
Most people just like to hear themselves talk even if they have nothing of importance to say. The whole “I must be heard” mentality is out of control. My first thought is always “Sit down and shut up” 🤐🤫😂
AMEN!
@Luke Missirian-Parise I agree with every word you just said and may I add you just did the exact same thing to me 😊 no one put a gun to your head and yet here you are 😉
10 million Yelp reviewers cry in unison.
Yup. I like to tell them to “take the cotton outta your ears and put it in your mouth” basically shut up and listen.
Falcon and Winter Soldier in a nutshell.
I'm gonna do that arm movement every time I meet a Karen now. Pretty insightful video.
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Hi Laura!!! Awesome name 😘
I am laughing so hard when you do that entitled person walk impression. You are the best Christian comedian ever!😁😁
Finally a man who has some sense, and logic.
Thank you Jesus for everything brother
Thank you for being a good man
@@DivinoTerra you talked to me today when I wasn’t expecting it.
Thankyou for not leaving me 🥴😔
@@Coltnocap of course my son
How dare you! I'm offended you think he has sense and logic!! 😂🤣💀😂
What if you’re offended that they are offended on your behalf? “Offended Inception”
so you are genuinely going to offend people who get offended on behalf of those who get offended on behalf of those offended on behalf of those who are offended on your behalf? I feel offended
OH JUST WATCH MY COMEDY VIDEOS. Just watch please so I don't have to keep my day job. 😀😀😀🙌🙌🙌
mmm geeeez! That comment was SOO offensive. Goodness!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol!
Peta also says we are offending animals by calling people names like "he's a snake" "what a dog" etc😩
😂 I thought that was a joke.
I know, they are such jackasses.
@@suleskos.2743
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@@suleskos.2743 I see what you did there haha
PREACH IT JOHN!!
Disneyland's another example of this. They've made major changes to their attractions because a small number of people have made complaints on behalf of other people who were not offended: The wench auction segment (updated for Political correctness in 2016) and the pillaging and drunken pirate scenes in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride (Updated back in the mid 1990's), both of which reflected the unglamorous dark truth about Pirates got the axe taken to them on TWO SEPARATE occasions (20+ years apart).
After the ride existed unaltered as a highly beloved classic for nearly 30 years since 1967 without publicized complaints, the feminist group NOW (National Organization of Women) a small group that organized an insignificant complaint got major media attention by making a mountain out of a mole hill and forced Disney to make it's initial edit back in the late 1990s.
Prior to NOW speaking up and then ultimately disappearing off the face of the earth, no one complained about this ride. The auction scene existed nearly 40 years unaltered before Disney voluntarily changed it in 2016.
Splash Mountain (which opened in 1989) recently became the latest highly loved attraction Disney has decided to overhaul. When Disney created it, they socially mindfully left out the racial insensitivities and stereotypes depicted in it's associated film Song of the South (a product of it's time which was released in 1946 and banned in the United States in the late 1960's).
Although over the past 30 years insignificant few black people have bickered over the ride being inspired by the film and associated despite it's difference, BLM's out cry in 2020 specifically forced many businesses to re-examine their approach towards race relations.
Prior to the covid-19 pandemic which disabled the entire world, Disney felt socially pressured (by nobody black) into re-theming Splash Mountain, and somehow transforming it into The Princess and the Frog (which really deserves it's own fully original ride and show building).
As of today, February 22nd 2021, the retheme has apparently either been cancelled or postponed without announcements due to park closures at some Disney resorts. Most likely, Splash Mountain won't receive a retheme after all anytime soon due to the financial losses the Walt Disney company endured due to various worldwide covid-19 related extended park closures.
Don’t forget they had to redo its a small world so fat people could ride.
You’re a preacher under the guise of a comedian. Enjoyed hearing your message.
You’ve got to continue with this show. SO NEEDED!
One day, my brother said that people are offended because they want to be. I was really offended. But then I thought about it...
BTW! THANK YOUUUUUU FOR COVERING UP THAT HAIRCUT. T-H-A-N-K-Y-O-U.
Entitled Twitter cancel culture speak up for other people who are "offended" who have a voice, but cancel those who speak up for murdered babies who don't have a voice.
People speak up for both. Neither the murder of the innocent adults or children is wrong.
Excellent
Well said and so true. Don’t get me started.
Mans burned 500 calories swinging his arms like that 😂
On behalf of unarmed (disarmed?) people I am offended. 😂
Just because you’re offered an offense……Does not mean you need to TAKE that offense…. ~J. Meyer
Ahh yes J meyer.. I love his continuum album
Amen
@@Albagir05 This one was from Joyce Meyer
Oooooh good one
“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.”
― Dr. Seuss, The Lorax
“Red, yellow, black & white, all the people precious in His sight” was used in a bar scene! That. Is. Talent! Bam 💥 I’m done. I need no more entertainment for the evening. Thank you, John!
It's a choice to be offended.
So true
Agree!
Some people don’t get that. I will never understand why a university education, career woman will stay with an adulterous spouse. It’s her choice whether or not to get offended.
@@AlbertaRose94 because gas lighting? Because behavioural conditioning? Who knows, maybe they are compassionate and strong enough to do that?
@@GRIPANDSLIP Odd how if a university educated, career woman stays with an adulterous spouse, she is being compassionate and strong but if a home schooled, stay-at-home Mom stays with an adulterous spouse, it's because she's been brainwashed to believe that divorce is wrong and she has to accept it.
The casino comment! Lolol. So true and perfect. 🤣
haha yeah. and Im native!
Me too! I found that part hilarious 😂
Are you ndns offended that the teams are changing their names? I’m like what, you too embarrassed to a chief? Lol
Ps we have a casino also!
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
I don't like Sarah Silverman, but amazingly we can differ on things and still be respectful of each other.
oh my gosh where is the hate comment about having a slight disagreement!?! c'mon! 😜😂
“Who’s a good boy?”
As I call my good companion gerbil, Hitler.
This “One Take” was so good. I’m glad you weigh in on these latest trends, some of whom I think are ridiculous. Everything from Woke, Cancel culture, BLM, political division, etc. . . . Thank you for diving right in and speaking about
this, We need truth and comedy. Warm blessings, Lori
He speaks the truth. I'm sure that will offend someone
Heh heh. The orange & green water gun emoji. Reminiscent of when I took my son age 7 to Disneyland & his wooden green and orange rifle that he was carrying (my son loved it wanted to carry it/probably from Disney pirate themed store😂) was almost confiscated by airport security guard because he said, "it might be perceived as a real weapon". 😒Literally nobody would think that...🤣
Aunt Jermima is another good example of this, like honestly who is offended by Aunt Jermima? Lol
Exactly she's like the sweet grandma every kid wanted I don't get what could be offensive about her and I can't imagine any black person being offended. This is just a division tactic
If anything shouldnt black people get offended that they removed a black character from the package?
Ikr, Aunt Jemima is just good maple syrup. They failed to get Uncle Ben removed, thankfully.
@@MarkMcDaniel nope they got him, too. Just saw a commercial the other day, same orange box, but no picture of him and it’s just “Ben’s” rice🤦🏻♂️ Check out John Crist’s video on cancel culture!
@@aggiequack -- I buy a Uncle Ben's rice all the time, the icon image is still on the packaging.
Please don't stop making these videos, we need more logical sense in this world!!
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
My cat told me he loves to be called a pet. He made it really clear. Said he gets offended when you call him “companion“ because then he feels obligated to get his own treats. OMG, these people have lost it.
For real! Thank you for talking about this!👏🏻
This is very on point. Thanks for your insight and humor.
Social Media and busybodies are doing TOO MUCH. Love everything you said here! (I miss the '90s)
My aunt got offending because my dad called my other aunts hat goofy. And my aunt that had a hat wasn’t even upset.. she knew it was a goofy hat.
I’m not even joking sadly.😂
Great ending quote! I have had a similar thought but not been able to put it into words as well. A person who says something another person takes offense at usually had no intention whatsoever to offend the other person. If the person just offered a bit of grace instead of taking offense, everyone would be happier. But making a point of being offended is what takes an innocent mistake and turns it into a relationship killer.
*breathes sigh or relief*
Thank you for standing up against cancel culture. This video is NEEDED.
Was the Joel Osteen joke “I can do all things through Christ who gives me money”?
Might be but Joel osteen hardly mentiones Jesus
That was savage.
I'm from Michigan, we still have a mask mandate. Kids in preschool have to wear them all day - it's nothing short of child abuse, imo. It's been scientifically proven that kids don't get this bad or spread it. Good for you in standing your ground in the coffee line. God bless you. Keep speaking your mind. And, you're a comedic genius - love your country song skits and others like the Home Depot skit and basically everything you do. Good for you for leaving Sarah Silverman's show but not wanting to cancel her! This cancel culture is going wayyyy too far. Love the points you make and the comedy infused with it (and like I mentioned, the Country music skits are hilarious and the Home Depot one and all you do).
Speaking of the elderly - they DO need and want to get out and aren’t as afraid as we might say they are. This doctor I follow on the medias said his one elderly patient was a grandma who got Covid at an underground karaoke party during the lockdown. Which kind of makes you wonder if we shouldn’t have driven grandma to clandestine and unregulated venues in an attempt to protect her.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I work at a church and the elderly were the ones calling every day wondering when we were going back to in-person services! It was great!
I think I love her!
Just one thing offended me: "to who, to who, to who"... to whom, John, to whom!
I'm offended on behalf of English grammar
I’m offended as an Owl enthusiast that you are mocking their native language 🦉
I'm offended on behalf of johncrist....
My grandfather was born a Cherokee Indian. His hair turned white as snow! He was so quiet and loving, he would save stuff for us when we little, oranges. He never complained about anything! He build their house with his own hands along with a good old out house 😂 many times I used it! Hey John, good work! ❤ya!
I’m offended by your being offended at them being offended on behalf of other people who aren’t actually offended 😂
No one:
Leftists: " I'm tRigGerReD!"
I think they think they have no purpose in life unless they're triggered. Lom
I rather they stay away from me.
I don’t care for ppl that take everything to heart, because they’re party poopers.
I'm triggered on behalf of white people 👌
I will strictly refer to my dog as pet from now on.
This is hands down your best video ever. Accurate on so many levels. My sister got married in August and 450 people showed up. That’s small for our family actually but people went absolutely nuts, and sent threats to our family because we caused covid to kill everyone. Meanwhile, almost all of our elderly family members were there enjoying themselves. And most black people I know are offended by BLM and the violence and victim mindset it has brought
Dude, you're so gonna lose that peta sponsorship when u call your dog hitler😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m offended you didn’t tell us the Joel Osteen joke. (not really, but I do want to hear it.)
Amen! Let the offended be the ones to speak up.
HILARIOUS!!!! Thank you for literally speaking on MY behalf!!!
Notice that PETa is an acronym for PET!
HEY! I might not HAPPEN to know any pirates personally, but I am SURE they are very sensitive people who would appreciate that woman standing up for them. They certainly can’t do it for themselves. First, pirates probably have limited internet access on the high seas. But even more importantly, they have no natural defenses. None!! Try to be just a LITTLE more mindful of the helpless, John. I’m offended that you’re not offended by her offense of pirates being potentially offended.
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I'm new to your channel and love it! And for the record, as a gay person, I can't stand it when straight people get offended on my behalf. I want to scream, "I don't need you to rescue me, straighties. I got this, okay? I got this!"
Great commentary. Great channel.
"You're literally silencing the voice of the people that need to speak" 👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
"good people at peta" i laughed when he said that
Thank you for this video! I am encouraged that there are people like you left in this world!
I kind of want to put a post-it note over that triggered girl picture while I watch this.
She's truly hideous 😬
Careful not to assume gender or people might get offended!!!!!😂😂😂
DEAD LAUGHING LOL
The issue why that person may have intervened and asked is because "they" intend on being closer to that worker or whomever you may have been unsafely close to and to ensure that the worker does not become infected (and as a result, potentially pass it on to them) for the reason why they interfered.
It is likely the former reason (people seeing an excuse to invade your personal values) but this particular example has the potential to have much wider-lasting effects. To give another vantage.
LOVE all your clips by the way! Thank you for making so many videos that lighten your viewers' days. In these particularly trying times this is especially needed. Thank you!
I retired in 2012. I could see this mentality creeping in well before then! A third party filled a grievance due to a conversation they ‘over heard’ between 2 other people! Was NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS!!! But management processed the grievance! I was incredulous at what I could see coming down the pike. NOT at that person. People are people. But - rather - a management that would cater to this mentality. State government by the way. As time ticked by - I began to feel like I was working in Russia rather than a state government. Cancel culture starting even then. Intolerance. A transgender situation made public interdepartmental along with a ‘gag order’ to NOT SPEAK OF IT. I applaud you. It’s all so ridiculous!!!
Thank you for your research, John. Great stuff ! 🙌
I couldn’t agree with this more, well said!
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
People take pride in their 'offense' on other's behalf. I am elderly, NOT offended! We all need to get over ourselves and start having fun again. Truly enjoyed this post.
Me and my family have a thing going where one of us randomly say that we are offended by something stupid, and then another will claim offense to the fact that someone is offended, and it sort of degrades from there.
I’m a women and I’m offended because Johnny depp mustache in pirates of the Caribbean looked better than mine !!
i loved this. always enjoy your comedy. glad to find you doing this type of video. keep it up. god bless.
p.s. loved the old Chic Fil A boss hiring based on applicant names... classic!
“More suffering comes into the world by people taking offense than by people intending to give offense.” - Ken Keyes
Love it
Differences between indignation and offense but agree ‘thing I learned if your offended for someone even if they were offended that person will forgive and your still stuck with Unforgiveness’
There's a book titled "The Bait of Satan" and its addresses OFFENSE!
You've made soooo many points 🙂
I read that book. One of my favorite! A must read once a year!
“One time I signed a baby’s forehead!” 😂😂😂😂 Im dying!!
Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me
I totally agree & love your comment on the end about the exceptions, because I needed people to speak for me sometimes when I've gone non-verbal.
Nice work John. Your example about the catholic aunt is perfect.
The PETA jokes...🤣
Did PETA seriously sponsor this show? Huh, I didn't know that different kinds of bread routinely sponsored talk shows.
Its not a bread brand...I hope you know that
Yeah no, come on
You mean Pita bread? A little different than PETA.
@@mely260 (long sigh) I suppose sarcasm really is dead in America.
@@n.trstenjak2499 so it seems....🤦🏼♀️
I'm polish and have heard the jokes about us all my life - mostly made by my own polish family and told them myself 😂. If you can't laugh at yourself, you will be miserable from taking life too seriously. Have never been offended. John is hilarious, and I love to laugh.
I'm seriously loving these articles and research. I'm going to be reading these
Every thing you’ve pointed out is true... and I’m SO confused by humanity anymore 🤷🏼♀️ I’m hard to offend but I get annoyed pretty dam fast. Especially by those that think they can “speak on my behalf”... heaven forbid I think for myself and speak my own mind 🙄
John! You need a TV show!
For the record, John:
I am a northeastern Irish Catholic who moved to the south 40 years ago, at age 10. I was probably 20 before any other Catholics ever moved in down here. I spent the vast majority of my whole life deep within the borders of Protestant country, and I have heard EVERY Catholic joke ever invented.
Never once have I ever been offended. Hell, the reason some of the jokes are so damned funny, is that they are so close to reality about us...haha.
Never stop f__king with us, nor anyone else. We shall never achieve world peace until every last person LEARNS to laugh at himself!
John Crist, Zeducation, and Ryan George are keeping me sane this year. And at the 14:55 mark, it’s ‘to whom’, John, ‘TO WHOM’!!! 😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣
John's just here to say what we're all thinking.
My Momma used to say “if you’re offended it’s your own fault. Anyone else’s opinion of you is literally none of your business”
This is spot on!! If you’re offended by this, it’s only because you know he’s right.
Thanks John for your message 👍
You are smart, funny ,clever and I love you 😍
I love this and I hope you dont get cancelled for it.
I am so offended for that baby.
Did you even ask the baby for permission to sign his/her forehead?
Hahahaha
Heh
John Crist, currently the best comedian out there. Doesn’t need to try to be vulgar & raunchy, attempting to be shocking to make ppl laugh out of nervousness. My Christian wife turned me onto him and at first I was like “oh he’s a Christian comedian” I bet he’s funny ::eye-roll:: Now all I’m looking forward to is seeing him in Cleveland Ohio next month!!
A sense of humor is the best thing you can ever have in your life. It will get you through anything.