This is like listening to a truck driver grandfather tell his grandkids the reason why he's always on the road is because he's a top level CIA operative gaurding the president.
@@russelldonithan2621 i wish, but i'm nowhere near the us nor do i wanna be stupid enough to pay him. Even if i beat him up, I still have to pay him to get into the seminar
Supposedly if you raise your tongue to the Roof of your mouth and keep lifting your big toes up and down you can counter act the effects of his no touch knockout.
@@azulsteel---4650 He really wouldn't. He's a delusional old fat guy who used to be pretty good at kata and punching boards and now spends his time pretending to be a wizard with his gullible students. There's no indication he has any idea how to actually fight. When he puts down a resisting opponent with his magical powers instead of a buddy who's playing along, I'll be impressed. And apparently, even if BS chi powers were real, all you have to do is lift your big toe to counteract them. Doesn't seem like a very useful technique.
I don't understand very well what he said, but i think that "stomach 9 & 10" is the amount of meatballs he can eat, quantified in hundreds (real amount is between 900 and 1000). Congratulations G.M. Dillman, only a few can make it!! Thumbs up!!
I want one of them to one day sit up like the Undertaker, turn their heads towards him, give him the "people's eyebrow" and like Joe Rogan mutter the word "fuckery!"
I can tell you’re a non believer John! When I find you I am going to attack you with my super duper mind reading psychic abilities! The same abilities that I used to defeat Bruce Lee twice.
That’s because you never got 35% of the take before, and he just earned his with his skilled acting, which is MUCH better then Dillberts Martial Arts!!! LOLOLOLOL
This genius does not need my help in any way as far as his teaching is concerned. However....when he instructs women in how to knock out a man who is trying to rape them, he seems to leave out the most important aspect. In order for the victim to insure that she will effectively knock the rapist out by way of pressure point strategy.......she MUST not forget to tell the attacker “Wait a second sir.....I need you to BELIEVE in pressure point knock outs for me”. Smh
this is the best defensive move, ever. It works. I've done it. when the attacker comes towards you,, you turn around drop your pants and let sections 9 and 10 of the lower intestine go. the shit alone will have them running away like scared babies.
+Jesse Flores Eating unions, beans and beacon every day enhances the effect and create brown shi so you dont have to drop down your pants. Focus and a cloud of brown shi develope around you make everyone to flee as fast as they can or fall in their knees and puke.
The black guy was standing in a relaxed pose completely relaxed and unaware he was about to be hit nothing to do with "pressure points" he only fell Down because he lost balance after bieng hit off guard that slap to the neck would have done Fuck all to an attacker in a fight who would not be standing still in a relaxed stance and of guard
Right on John. George saved my wife and i from a terrible situation in Las Vegas one evening in an alley next to a club. He cleaned up 3 guys with knives in an instant. I'm forever grateful to this grand master.
Apparently some in the public challenge him for a fight at 7:49 What follows is Dillmans glorious way to talk himself out of that. Probely the only talent this phony has.
omgggggggggg.. there was a bully, and he challenged me to a fight. so i asked him to put his hand like that on his neck before we fight.. and i did exactly the same technique, it worked omgggggggg
Only if it was jiffy, but if it was peter pan...well next life my friend. Because if you ate peter pan peanut butter the day before he does this, when he strikes it will open a transdimensional gateway to the abyss and azag thoth will steal your eyes, but you can counter act this if right before he strikes you take out your edc chicken gallbladder and perform the ritual of shangrila.....then the genie will ask one question. "How does peter pan fly?" Which the answer to this is, if someone hit your peter with a pan wouldn't you fly? Then hit dilly in the peter with your edc cast iron pan..... but he can counter this..................
I mean in theory if you hit someone in both carotid artery baroreceptors at the same time you could cause the arteries to dilate. This would cause a drop in cranial blood pressure that could result in someone fainting. However there are a TON of “ifs” in doing that.
Seriously ?? How in the hell did I get here ?? ...Then, moments later, he had them all put on purple robes and have a glass of punch. Christ !, I’m out of here !
I know someone that teaches pressure points he somewhat of a local legend been challenged many times(2nd in the state of illinois for boxing told him pressure points were bs he. Found out different)never had pressure point not work
I’m just here to read the comments, while the video plays to serve as background noise.
LMAO same
Obviously 😂😂😂
Watching one of this guy's seminars drops your IQ 20 points immediately, immediately!!
Wow
you are one dumb ....
This guy belongs in the UFC only when you replace the 'U' with 'K'
I still read “kfc” even though you write “ufc”
@@pedroalonso6399 lmao yea
Kakarot!!!!
colonel sanders biggest client!!
Dude didn't lie at one point...he knows everything about high blood pressure..
This is like listening to a truck driver grandfather tell his grandkids the reason why he's always on the road is because he's a top level CIA operative gaurding the president.
Heck of a good and realistic analogy👍
grow up.
get a new hobby
Thanks for the laugh
😆
The sad thing is this guy used to be a legit karate practitioner a long time ago. Now the stuff he teaches is just for laughs
If you ever feel stupid, remember that someone actually has paid to attend his seminars
People pay for comedy shows all the time.
The only difference is how many people are in on the joke.
Point??
Really you can challenge him at this seminars
@@russelldonithan2621 i wish, but i'm nowhere near the us nor do i wanna be stupid enough to pay him. Even if i beat him up, I still have to pay him to get into the seminar
Dude you're a good talker and a good comedian
The only pressure there is around his waist
😂
Supposedly if you raise your tongue to the Roof of your mouth and keep lifting your big toes up and down you can counter act the effects of his no touch knockout.
Plus....
Also if you ate a bologna sandwich 47 minutrs before noon on a Tuesday. It will counter it also
your the man you made my day🤗🤗
Plus if your a non believer, it won’t work at all
Is a "No touch Knockout" considered a knockout or a Faint ?..
Stomach is a good title for any Dillman video.
+TruckerPhilosophy George dillman the inventor of the load bearing black belt with buffet pants
+wallybooger1 He should receive an engineering award for whatever contraption holds those pants up.
He should practice more no touch w dessert.
Fatty liver is not healthy
@@azulsteel---4650 He really wouldn't. He's a delusional old fat guy who used to be pretty good at kata and punching boards and now spends his time pretending to be a wizard with his gullible students. There's no indication he has any idea how to actually fight. When he puts down a resisting opponent with his magical powers instead of a buddy who's playing along, I'll be impressed. And apparently, even if BS chi powers were real, all you have to do is lift your big toe to counteract them. Doesn't seem like a very useful technique.
Plus. You can nullify it.
Plus. You can counteract it.
Plus.
Plus.
plus: any other physical strike and lock beats it
plus: even babies can punch win against this
Plus it needs to have been a full moon the same Day the week before.
Otherwise it nullifies it.
Plus. If you wiggle your toes an even amount of times, you can nullify it.
Props to that first guy for selling it so well
I don't understand very well what he said, but i think that "stomach 9 & 10" is the amount of meatballs he can eat, quantified in hundreds (real amount is between 900 and 1000). Congratulations G.M. Dillman, only a few can make it!! Thumbs up!!
Dude has 9 and 10 stomachs smh imagine learning fighting from this fat bastard
marco paoli lol well said
when this guy talks about "dojo's" , i could swear he means "Dough Joe's" donut shop.
Lol
No one who gets knocked out sits up 2 seconds later with a big smile on their face they can’t even fake being knocked out 🤦♂️
you just dont understand yin and yang
It's probably because his tounge was in the wrong spot in his mouth.
@@divinetruth9254 I'm gonna guess you 1. Believe Dillman is legit and 2. Believe the earth is flat
@@divinetruth9254 but yours can
I want one of them to one day sit up like the Undertaker, turn their heads towards him, give him the "people's eyebrow" and like Joe Rogan mutter the word "fuckery!"
This technique will ALWAYS work if you have a 'believer', the wind is in the North, it's a leap year and you're not fighting in the UFC.
I can tell you’re a non believer John! When I find you I am going to attack you with my super duper mind reading psychic abilities! The same abilities that I used to defeat Bruce Lee twice.
Stomach...good name for a dillman video indeed
He reminds me of a fatter Rodney Dangerfield playing a scam artist karate instructor in a 90's movie
Kaz lemon check out my podcast clips on my channel if you get a chance :)
First he's no young anymore
Second is anyone willing to fight him
@Kaz lemon go to his class and tell him that !!!! bye bye
Russ Wray If a real fighter walked in on his class the fat tub of shit would probably wet himself.
if you think you so right thin stand in front of dillman and see what happens ;;;;;;santa claus
The power of suggestion is very, very strong.
Stefan Mischook And i am afraid that just that is the only real skil he is using.
Stefan Mischook x
yes, and so is the power of fakery and acting.
No.they are just paid To do it . They are entire part of this robbery.
As is the power of belief. The people here desperately want to believe that this is happening. To be part of something amazing, or mystical.
I have to watch this guy once a week for a good laugh😄
This dude looks like Mr Burns' long lost son Larry.
Never seen someone be so happy about being knocked out lol!!
That’s because you never got 35% of the take before, and he just earned his with his skilled acting, which is MUCH better then Dillberts Martial Arts!!! LOLOLOLOL
The ultimate con man: He conned himself.
The closest thing he’s come to a one punch knockout is the last gallon of ice cream
I can't believe people still fall for what this guy has to say. What good acting.
Dillman knocked Covid-19 out of California with that 9 and 10 move.
If I was squaring off against someone who was flapping their tongue while wiggling their toes I would run ! So I guess it works in a way.
This genius does not need my help in any way as far as his teaching is concerned. However....when he instructs women in how to knock out a man who is trying to rape them, he seems to leave out the most important aspect. In order for the victim to insure that she will effectively knock the rapist out by way of pressure point strategy.......she MUST not forget to tell the attacker “Wait a second sir.....I need you to BELIEVE in pressure point knock outs for me”. Smh
Dillman is the greatest salesman in the world he could sell Ice Water to an Eskimo.
I "yin and yang" myself too, but usually only in the privacy of my own home.
Lol
this is the best defensive move, ever. It works. I've done it. when the attacker comes towards you,, you turn around drop your pants and let sections 9 and 10 of the lower intestine go. the shit alone will have them running away like scared babies.
+Jesse Flores Eating unions, beans and beacon every day enhances the effect and create brown shi so you dont have to drop down your pants. Focus and a cloud of brown shi develope around you make everyone to flee as fast as they can or fall in their knees and puke.
pffff try it on a mma fighter,silat practitioner or on a kali practitioner
Looks like the only thing Dillman has been knocking out are Big Mac's every day.
I've got a black belt in Smith and Wesson
I think his belly filled with chi creates a warp of gravity that affects your judgement when near him
I'd like to see this guy spar with properly trained fighters
Yeah I'd like to see how he blocks all of his opponent punches with his face..
How dare all you nonbelievers disrespect a true Marshall arts master.
Cultleaders will keep on culting I suppose.
Feels sad that people still in this modern age fall for things like these.
orionh3000 All in on the cult hey? :)
The black guy was standing in a relaxed pose completely relaxed and unaware he was about to be hit nothing to do with "pressure points" he only fell Down because he lost balance after bieng hit off guard that slap to the neck would have done Fuck all to an attacker in a fight who would not be standing still in a relaxed stance and of guard
he is his student, he knew to go down when hit.
It is simple. He is not alone in this trick. Black guy is paid to act like this.
Two guys at the right side in the back (1:10) were whispering like "wow man this is cringe af" then laughs to one another..
A brilliant martial artist a true legend
Right on John. George saved my wife and i from a terrible situation in Las Vegas one evening in an alley next to a club. He cleaned up 3 guys with knives in an instant. I'm forever grateful to this grand master.
@@TheBlueskyson Are you sure that wasn't a Steven Segal movie???
Yeah..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The man's a legend🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man will bust up the UFC
He would show that athletic prowess is unnecessary for final victory in a Martial Arts confrontation.👍😲
This guy is legit kung fool they called him master shifool. Poor crowd handing their money to him just to make a fool out of them.
Look at the 'prominence' of his Athletic Physique. It gives a Student something to 'strive' for.
guess you missed the point (pun intended) that the moves are pressure points, no skill or athleticism required
@@choons It was a joke.
@@ResinRat2 cool, I was joking too love ya
@@choons Peace my friend.👍
I couldn't find a good comedy so I watched this
oh good god now hes a fucking cardiologist 6:35
Hey madewg how about showing a little respect for Dr. Dillman
@@ronnyrono782 ok troll
Wait a minute, I thought Rodney Dangerfield was dead.
he is a really likeable guy though. i could listen to him talk all day
He’s a fu*king fraud.
The coughing into hand and out into the audience was where I drew the line
Apparently some in the public challenge him for a fight at 7:49 What follows is Dillmans glorious way to talk himself out of that. Probely the only talent this phony has.
This guy should be the UFC Champ! The Best Martial Artist hands down 👍
You mean KFC chomp out
Ah the art of bullshito lives on
Dillman is the L.Ron Hubbard of Karate.
I’m the Bruce Lee killer
That's an insult to L.Ron Hubbard
Those poor students actually believe this works!
What's worse is he's probably charging them as well! Lol...
You gotta b dum to say this doesn’t work
It does work! You’re just a non believer!!
George Dillman DAMN RIGHT MASTER I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
National Geographic jest proved chi doesn’t exist you ruined your reputation now everybody thinks your a phony
Dillman is on everyone's hoaxer list. Total BS artist.
So i guess you would fight him right?
@@machoman8417 fighting is bad. Don't get in fights
@Kaz lemon Dillman - King of the Frauds, grand master of Dill-do.
omgggggggggg.. there was a bully, and he challenged me to a fight. so i asked him to put his hand like that on his neck before we fight.. and i did exactly the same technique, it worked omgggggggg
Joezer Cenabre stfu
Joezer Cenabre stfu
Omg
No it didn’t.
Was it your little brother that bullied you?
he looks like he's mentally not all there
Rodney "no- touch knockout" Dangerfield
How do pepple get talked into believing this crap?
You know pressure points work
You must be a weak-minded person to believe this, other than that, I don't think any sane person would actually fall for this.
Probably get paid
They want too.
@@donnagarrett829 no... they dont.
When he is finished teaching "I need a cigarette" 😅😅😅
Imagine a Muay Thai instructor just knocking out students to rapturous applause
If you ate a peanut butter jelly sandwich the day before with a glass of milk you can nullify the attack. Or so the Legend says
Only if it was jiffy, but if it was peter pan...well next life my friend. Because if you ate peter pan peanut butter the day before he does this, when he strikes it will open a transdimensional gateway to the abyss and azag thoth will steal your eyes, but you can counter act this if right before he strikes you take out your edc chicken gallbladder and perform the ritual of shangrila.....then the genie will ask one question. "How does peter pan fly?" Which the answer to this is, if someone hit your peter with a pan wouldn't you fly? Then hit dilly in the peter with your edc cast iron pan..... but he can counter this..................
“Did I do that to myself?” Yes, yes you did.
대단하고 놀라워요 It is excellent. respect
The stomach ones are his favorite.
He was like, shit ya I’m also a navy seal
lol this is very entertaining jackass
20 points in blood pressure.. lmao..
Man I used to get high n watch this,😂😂😂😂
That's what I'm doing right now
That’s what I’m doing now. I can’t stop laughing
I think that this guy would beat me...........beat me in a pie-eating contest!
The only true fighting this guy really ever did was battling diabetes & high blood pressure and fighting his way to front line at McDonalds
And I get my Guns going,......fuck that made me laugh
By the time you remember this shit you’ll be seeing stars.
Pressure points with Rodney Dangerfield
mr. you can eat my burger, just don t knock me out...
I've watched all this with my tongue on the wrong position of my mouth and by switching my toes.
I mean in theory if you hit someone in both carotid artery baroreceptors at the same time you could cause the arteries to dilate. This would cause a drop in cranial blood pressure that could result in someone fainting. However there are a TON of “ifs” in doing that.
There’s only a certain amount of moves the human body can make, in my case it’s my hand to my mouth eating cake!
your own head keeps getting in the way at the best part of the demonstrations.
J'étais présent à ce stage à Londres en 2011.
T'y crois toi, à ce raconteur de fables?
@@fuscinula 🤣🤣
Saturday Night Live! Hahaha, funny guy!
Seriously ?? How in the hell did I get here ?? ...Then, moments later, he had them all put on purple robes and have a glass of punch. Christ !, I’m out of here !
You guys make perfect sense. Just imagine if Mr Dillman does know what he's... might make one feel a bit silly.
I wonder how much is he paying for people to act like that stuff works, because I could use an extra job😂😂
Go be an extra and find out, big boy!
@@leebraddock9789 and then kindly let us know how it went! 😄
@@jchea1764 already been and its bogus!
@@jchea1764 I checked things out several times, and have a few others check them out before I add my statement's!
@@leebraddock9789 oh.. that's great!😂
I know someone that teaches pressure points he somewhat of a local legend been challenged many times(2nd in the state of illinois for boxing told him pressure points were bs he. Found out different)never had pressure point not work
I thought just for laughs was discontinued
Going Indian style right away after being knocked out refills your Chi. Amazing!!!
Before you take my wallet, grab my wrist right here then my elbow like this. Dale gribble krav maga 101.
i think the key is, if you play along, you get a bunch of people to clap for you, hug you and come massage your neck. It's kinda pavlovian.
The best dillman
Great respects
😂😂😂😂
Dillman fav move is the rear Naked gut slam
Honestly he would be a good comedian..
The big man moves well depite all those cheeseburgers. ty
Dang was that beetlejuice’s brother?
Anyone who have noticed a dark humor at 1:29
I had no idea I had 10 stomachs
this man must be from planet krypton
Jokes on him I have one of toes up and the other one down , he has nothing on me
Plus, I have my tongue in the wrong position in my mouth.
Hard to believe this guy was the real deal. Even hung out with Muhammad Ali AND Bruce Lee.
Wtf is this. This is a real seminar?! Lord have mercy
I like to see him fight the systema guy and watch the madness!
Can someone confirm where and when this seminar was