Cmentman Z -- All you have to do is give your attacker a quick tutorial on the principles and eastern philosophies concerning chi, thereby turning them into converts....and their ass is grass.
Half moons in his finger tips is symptomatic of Psoriatic Arthritis. Judging by his big fat gut, the guy has digestive issues and a history of Poriasis. Not excess chi.
Buil Dinit but you have to alternate them. that creates an alternating current, which had a magnetic field, PLUS..... that acts as an electromagnetic force field.... PLUS..... I have flat lined several people. :) lol
As a psychologist, the main thing I notice is his students' facial expressions when they give testimony, the girl especially. She starts out staring intensely as if she's intentionally trying to maintain eye contact while she talks about what she's seen, then as soon as she starts talking about believing him her eyes start darting repeatedly to the left. She's most likely willfully lying.
Not only is it phony, it’s dangerous. If a person thinks they can do this while going into a street fight, they will lose their dignity and lots if teeth.
Good point. Effective self defense starts with trying to avoid or limit your exposure to danger. Fighting is a last resort and this crap shown here wouldn’t work against a toddler. It’s sad. I have trained since I am four and this gives the martial arts community a bad name.
Lol who would even openly confesses and brags abut killing someone on national tv like that? He didn't do it anyways, but still. Lol I bet if they took him to court on those claims, he'd quickly confess that he's a fraud. lmbo
I once defrosted frozen chicken by giving a one look then take it out of the freezer on the kitchen shelf. Next thing I know after several hours my vision energy has defrosted the chicken despite of me being at the uni the whole day. I call it *Uni-Energy*
Well i used my chi.T did the same thing but below 5 min. I simply put the chicken in a bowl and placed it in a rectangular compartment to not be overly exposed to my Chi-T while i was using it... I then closed the hatch, lid the light, and trust me or not, the bowl to my surprise started turning... I focused on the chicken with my Chi-T looking at it through the hatch window and just in minutes it was defrosted... I got a little sore neck from it due to the fact the compartment was in an awkward position.
You heard it here first guys if you're ever in a street fight raise one toe and keep the other down. Proven method other guys won't be able to knock you out.
How is the fact that he was a “non-believer” relevant? If you hit someone with a punch to the face is doesn’t matter if they believe it will hurt or not - it’s going to hurt!
When all these "martial artists" in this video are too desperate, they resort to acting, lying and faking. The irony is that these "martial artists" talked so big about promoting discipline, integrity and shit when all they do is fake and lie to everyone.
ali did work with dillman. he wanted to learn how to block kicks. dillman was originally a good black belt. it was sad to see him along with others go in this direction. the late Remy presas, arnis master, and wally jay, who created small circle jiu-jitsu, traveled together doing seminars along with dillman. put some time in and Google ali and dillman. there was an article in black belt magazine about it. Google books has the article I mentioned.
sticksnfists I went to many of his seminars in the period you are referring to. It was great. I still have to give him the benefit of the doubt on this too, knowing how awesome he is/was.
Yeah, I know that if someone tried to mug me, the very first thing I'd do would be to ask him if he believed in Chi. Then, while he was laughing, I'd grab my 9mm.
Maybe the opponent had one testicle bigger than the other - it's a known fact from old Chinese scrolls written in India that lopsided testicles will stop the flow of chi from another person. Unless the person who is sending the chi also has lopsided testicles then it will work. Plus if you raised one testicle and dropped the other one then it wouldn't work. Plus he once pressed a man's prostate with his one finger.
+paatwo actually, traditionally speaking it is: (left side) ↓↘→+ Punch or (right side) ↓↙←+ Punch but I always manage to perform an hadouken with a "half circle": (left side) ↺+ Punch or (right side) ↻+ Punch .. its a personal thing .. it just flows out easier when your spamming your opponent with projectiles ... I sometimes even do a few full circles forward: (left side) ⟲⟲ (⥀)+ Punch or (right side) ⟳⟳(⥁)+ Punch and let loose a few purple and gold hadoukens lol... there's different variations afterall only issue is sometimes it mistakes the half and full circle for: (left side) ⥂+ Punch or (right side) ⥃+ Punch resulting in a Shoryuken when its not needed ...grrr n iv died a few times from it doing that too :/
+nicemutant Lol sadly there are the few occasions when you don't want to fire a Shoryuken off into to sky... like for example: when your opponent is trying to spam you with fireballs too resulting in you getting hit because your opponent's fireball spamming pattern has synced up perfectly with yours (aka a fireball stand-off to see who's thumbs/fingers give up first... grrr I especially hated when that happened... that used to happen allot in street fighter turbo :( ... lmfao I remember CPU Ryu and CPU Ken in Hard mode did that unforgivingly and when you got close enough to them "SHORYUKEN!!!!!!" straight to the flaming pits of hell XD )... or when your in the midst of performing a complex combo that requires you to throw an Hadouken or 2, but instead you get a useless Shoryuken that doesn't even chain or connect giving your opponent breathing time to recover and/or counter or Just simply when your facing of against M.Bison (in Japanese: Vega) - i.e. the evil dictator Shadowloo leader guy on hard mode... not a wise move :p... he punishes even the smallest of mistakes with a Head/Tele Stomp and/or Pshyco Crusher.... (or any major boss character really not just him)
Larsen Villaranda it seems it 8s similar how people fall during prayer in some churches. They want to fall, they are anticipating this. Once I did not fall on such church, they were looking at me as if I had no idea what I am doing )))
Dragon Tails your chi is out of balance. Share my chi ball with me. It's on it's way to you now. While you wait share some chai tea with king Kai in the cobra kai dojo.
In the you tube world all the chi balls come to play with your time drawing us in to keep watching through our sleep cycles. Why are all martial artist masters fat bodies?? fake.
😂 haha exactly fighting games are for entertainment non of the supernatural feats in them can ever and will ever be able to exist and this guy clearly has never grew out of that crap. His a complete and utter bullshit con artist not a true martial artist and if these students are really watching this and still attend his lessons after this there is no hope for them. They should attend real full contact kyokushin karate like I did and it has saved my life in real fights and will continue to, real karate is one of the deadliest and most dangerous martial arts and this bollocks is over shadowing and ruining true karate and true Kung Fu. If they do desire to learn kyokushin karate and how to use it for self defense then they better leave their magical chi philosophies and gods and fantasy bull shit outside the dojo because when they get pommeled by a true karateka they will face a cold harsh reality that in real street fights no mystical magic is going to save you, mysticism don't exist and never has. These idiots probably really believe their zodiac sign gives them magical powers or that they will one day be called to destiny by a magical sea dragon and have to find the ancient magical stones that will give them control over the elements in order to stop a evil godly empire that threatens earth. Same crack heads waiting for a biblical raptor where only the devoted to Jesus Christ will survive the battle between completely fictional angels and demons and I bet these angels and demons all know dragon ball z levels of supernatural martial arts. Absolute fantasy that should be kept in fiction. Humans waste so much time believing in supernatural mysticsm and gods and demons and all that magic crap that they really fail to see the bull crap behind religious Hocus pocus nonsense and these con artist who make money from light minded idiots looking for some enlightenment nonsense that they all laugh at them as they take their money.
+michael dunn you can learn things from different teachers you are not limited to one. Don't get me wrong I am arguing the authenticity of this hack I am only telling you to think about your logic. According to your thinking none of my university professors past my level 1 engineering courses would count since they were not the first to teach me.
"Tought Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee" My Ass. "Played with people at Starbucks with his power". "Tongue in the wrong position of the Mouth". "You can Nullify it by Raising your two big toes". 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
That part with the kid was hilarious. "he is making a chi ball. He's getting the radio frequency between the hands". Why does everyone keep going with it?
So if I get challenged to a fight in the street I should be able to win as long as the guy challenging me is a believer in my chi? And you say only 140$ a month?
I once made an ice cube melt by staring at it for thirty minutes.
Yeah right, video or it didn't happen
Adrian.. yeah watch the sun melt the ice...
WOW ! But is their proof were is your video ?
Adrian i dont believe you i have to see you do it to believe
Adrian the ice cube must have been a believer..
I always, ALWAYS keep one toe up so I don't get flat-lined at a Starbucks. It's just common sense.
that kinda sums it up thank you :D *laughing in chi*
Same 🥴
Underrated comment
This is an absolutely awesome use of words bud. I laughed out loud. Thanks 😄
I have half moons in my fingertips so I think I'm safe. I only use the one toe up one toe down technique when I'm at KFC in the hood.
I don't always pretend to get knocked out by this guy, but when I do I always make sure I get paid in cash
Old School Uncensored 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😩
I just drink dos equis
Worst part is they pay HIM
I GAVE U THE 600TH LIKE LES GOOO OO
Me too😂😂😂
I love how he puts one of his own pupils for the test so he won't get the scrutiny and then simply blame his student's technique.
Yup. He didn't have the balls to put himself on the line. So he let's his "student" take the rap.
He didn’t blame the students he blames the tongue plus the toe
"Yeah...I flat-lined several people."
"Really!!??....Well then, I'm gonna need you to place your hands behind your back for me sir..."
Plus
🤣🤣🤣 exactly!
Omg that's hilarious😂😂😂
I about flat lined when I heard that 😂😂😂
Oh he just shocked them back to life with a chi ball!!! Easy peasy
This is what happens when your dad watches anime
Hawkview Productions if anything your the most idiot person ive ever heard
Hawkview Productions i mite even be your real dad son.
Anarchy dead😂😂
Anarchy tbh it sounds like a lore for naruto or dragon ball z
Cmon man i watch hajime no ippo :(
Imagine getting in a fight and losing ,then make an excuse that you lose because one his toes were up
Conan Edogawa this cracked me up good hahaha
#DavidHaye!
Or that he dodged your chi ball...
I started a chi dodgeball league and i went undefeated
Conan Edogawa ... LoL ... Toe up takes the ground away from the Chi!
Traffic cops have the most chi. I once seen a traffic cop stop 30 cars and a diesel truck by putting up his hand and blowing a whistle.
Thats true Chi power
Saw*
@@christianpipes2110 - Correct...thank you!
Soooo, if you're a non-believer, it doesn't work on you? In effect making this completely useless for self-defense purposes.
Cmentman Z wrong, making it useless, for anything, just useless
Dupa Krowa Not true. He's made a TON of money off of this, I'm sure.
EDarien
oh ya, its only use is scamming lol
Cmentman Z -- All you have to do is give your attacker a quick tutorial on the principles and eastern philosophies concerning chi, thereby turning them into converts....and their ass is grass.
Thomas H. Hahahahahah
Half moons in his finger tips is symptomatic of Psoriatic Arthritis. Judging by his big fat gut, the guy has digestive issues and a history of Poriasis. Not excess chi.
I live for comments like this
One of the best comments I've seen lol
I'm sure I'm not the only one that looked at my fingers after reading this....
+basketgoal321 haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
I think the word he's looking for also has 3 letters but it's not Chi. It's gas!
So basically skepticism is a superpower.
Lol
having your tongue on the wrong side is kryptonite to chi energy
NO ITS THE BIG TOES
Buil Dinit but you have to alternate them. that creates an alternating current, which had a magnetic field, PLUS..... that acts as an electromagnetic force field.... PLUS..... I have flat lined several people. :) lol
Pretty sure he was saying the same thing. You took way too much air to say it and tried way too hard to sound smart.
imagine getting jumped and having to say "wait i gotta load my chi first" 🤣🤣🤣
What if the people jumping him throw a chi ball at him.
What if they are non believers?
Just let us know when you’re ready Iron Fist.
Word to the wise: always keep your chi loaded
Bro, I can drain my phone battery by just staring at it for about 5 hours. My hands get warmer too, so you know it's real.
OMG I do this too
He’s the true master of bullshido 😂👌
He probably learned from the Master Comrade Rump!!
It’s BULLSHITO!
Plus... I don't know if I should say this in the comments, but I've flat lined several people using Bullshido
Plus he’s a con man
Plus he’s a phony
Plus he knows bullshito
You've got that right for sure 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. Plus, you have to be a believer
2. Plus, you can nullify with tongue
3. Plus, you can nullify with toes
4. Plus......
Excuses for fake martial arts
Just don’t believe and then it can’t hurry you...
Plus he’s a con man
PLUS
this was the most pathetic martial artist i have witnessed in my entire life...
Robber: "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR FUCKING MONEY"
George: "I'm gonna have to ask you to believe"
His chi was so strong I couldn't stop laughing at him. So powerful.
LMAO
You mean his chi was tickling you? Lol
xDDDDDDDDDDD
Fine editing at the end got me as well 🤣
Plus - It only works on Tuesdays in April in years ending in 07
John Barnes loooloool
John Barnes plus I'm a whole ass with half moons on my hands..plus it only works for only $150 a month..plus lmao
It works every monday on a full moon when Jupiter gets behind mars and temperature is between 18-24 degrees.
I feel sorry for the kids learning this shit. They'll think it's real and get beaten up badly in a fight
Kane Whitehead lol I'm waiting for bullchi-tters to come at me with those moves I got bullshito
Kane Whitehead agree
Kane Whitehead if they believe this they deserve to get their ass kicked
RedEyePergo agreed
Kane Whitehead imagine if the kid and his friend got jumped by a guy with a knife and he said hold my beer I got this then he gets fuckedup.
As a psychologist, the main thing I notice is his students' facial expressions when they give testimony, the girl especially. She starts out staring intensely as if she's intentionally trying to maintain eye contact while she talks about what she's seen, then as soon as she starts talking about believing him her eyes start darting repeatedly to the left.
She's most likely willfully lying.
as a psychologist🤣😆🤣
you know nothing better..... psychology is also fake ( fake science)
so if he gets in a real fight and loses, he will simply say his opponent was a non-believer and thus the real loser. Sounds great where do i sign up?
... or at the very least knows the mind bendingly awesome nullifying powers of wriggling your toes :D
Barkeroni made me lol
Barkeroni No he'll say his toes were going opposite ways and call him a cheater!
Barkeroni PLUS!
MRJUGGERNAUTSILLz + LOL
"It kicks out their circuit breaker panel in the back."
OK
MattShea Dude this is real, look at these guys, what are the chances these guys are all faking.
@@Gotallofthem1 100%
I read this as soon as he was saying this
Oi mate dafuq is this video wankrrs
They watched small wonder in the 80s.
"The radio frequency in his hands"
Kill me.
Was ist AM or FM wave
Toby Nichol lmao yeah I kinda felt the same.
I think it was the kill myself wave
Toby Nichol lol
Don't underestimate him. He'll knock your behind out. Him> Goku
Not only is it phony, it’s dangerous. If a person thinks they can do this while going into a street fight, they will lose their dignity and lots if teeth.
Good point. Effective self defense starts with trying to avoid or limit your exposure to danger. Fighting is a last resort and this crap shown here wouldn’t work against a toddler. It’s sad. I have trained since I am four and this gives the martial arts community a bad name.
Q: What is George Dillman's favorite snack food?
A: Chi toes.
Won Mo Ting - chi Twinkies
Won Mo Ting chi-tter
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Won Mo Ting Or Chi lli, no ? Ok
That's horrible😅😅😅
"You can feel the heat between the hands"
Yeah because they're in close proximity to each other
"I flatlined several people"
You flat lie to several people.
More like "I flattened several people "
@@danielcooke3800 lmfao! 😂👍
😂
“I’ve phonied several people”
“I’ve philandered several poopholes”
Thanks for the laugh
2:56 - When you think your fart is gonna be silent.
relatable lmao
2:54*
@@beelzebootthecanadiandevil9600 You don't get it...
@@F_L_U_X What's there to get? Sounded like the man farted.
@@beelzebootthecanadiandevil9600 Wrong. The words that he's saying can apply to him acting like he didn't fart.
I have a friend that moved a line at the express store once with a silent but deadly.
Mario Morua fart
This comment is underrated.
I gotta try that, LOL
Mario Morua 😂😂😂😂😂
My kids do that every day
Once I find my Chi and become a Chi Master, I’m going to become the next UFC Champ! 😂
More like UFChi
@@travisfrey5694 awesome
Underrated comment
🤗🤭
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Lol this dude thinks he’s Goku or some shit
Thomas Weeden exactly what I was thinking 🤣
He's been watching to much DBZ XD
Thomas Weeden which is wrong as I AM!
If this guy can knock me down with out touching me i will give him 1 of my monster trucks.
Thomas Weeden I
I had to come back 4 years later to rewatch this gem. 😂
When he moved the line at Starbucks was he serving them by any chance
lol
Ian Brown Damm good one
he farted. :-D
actually he made them move cause he is a senior citizen
The only line he moved is the one he snorted in the Starbucks's bathroom
I once made a red light turn green by looking at it for 30 seconds...
kevindamick YOU ARE BEYOND HUMAN!
kevindamick you son of a bitch. I'm dying here lol
Hahahhaha
I'm dead 😅
kevindamick u pretty much ripped off the top comment by changing minute to seconds, and ice cube to red light.
I once made the earth dark after looking out the window for 12 hours
the entire earth? where do i sign up for your religion, that would be amazing. lol
Bush did 311 probably the most hilarious and clever comment I've ever read
Teach me the ways, sensei.
Bush did 311 😂😂😂😂😂
My positive chi makes the world light up after you've made it dark. But only between the hours of 5a-6a
Yes my favorite UA-cam documentary of all time . I can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂
"I've flatlined several people"....lol, I almost flatlined from laughter when he said that.
lmfao i did too as he said it
See...
Lol who would even openly confesses and brags abut killing someone on national tv like that? He didn't do it anyways, but still. Lol I bet if they took him to court on those claims, he'd quickly confess that he's a fraud. lmbo
I once knocked myself out by staring at the back of my eyelids for 30 minutes
You cAn nullify it if you raise those 2 big toes
Underrated
hehe i laughed. Good one. 😉
Just once? Lol, I do that every night for hours. Sometimes it even takes me a lot less than 30 minutes.
I made the moon move just by staring at it for 4 hours straight - PLUS:
Plus you made the sun come out. I totally believe you
Plus you had the half moons on your fingernails
Plus lmfao how it keeps replaying the part where he says "plus" 😭😂
I once defrosted frozen chicken by giving a one look then take it out of the freezer on the kitchen shelf. Next thing I know after several hours my vision energy has defrosted the chicken despite of me being at the uni the whole day.
I call it *Uni-Energy*
Lol
Liem Nelson I
Sounds legit…you could be an Avenger
Pranay M LMAO
Well i used my chi.T did the same thing but below 5 min. I simply put the chicken in a bowl and placed it in a rectangular compartment to not be overly exposed to my Chi-T while i was using it... I then closed the hatch, lid the light, and trust me or not, the bowl to my surprise started turning... I focused on the chicken with my Chi-T looking at it through the hatch window and just in minutes it was defrosted... I got a little sore neck from it due to the fact the compartment was in an awkward position.
You heard it here first guys if you're ever in a street fight raise one toe and keep the other down. Proven method other guys won't be able to knock you out.
forreal lol
"He didn't believe in it so it didn't work." So just check with your mugger or assailant that he's a believer before deploying these tactics folks.
If he knows how to cross his toes you're fucked
jajaaja
He went from Karate master to televangelist grand master.
that ass....le NEVER been a master
this guy is like the invisible boy off mystery men "i can only become invisible when nobody is watching me" lol
that funny
man my screens all shattered think he's got chi liability insurance...
U know he was able to actually become invisible in the movie right? This chi guy is just a nut case.
lol
+Bluevetteboy2012 😂😂😂😂😂
This guys not joking, chi really does exist, I've used it myself many times on street fighter 2 turbo with ken and ryu.
hahahahahahhahaahahaahaha xD You sir, made my day
Best comment ever
Haha shinkuuuuu hadookennnn!!!
I agree with you. You must be careful though... This chi turned me into Evil Ryu and I caused hell... on Street Fighter 4 online.
Lol You win the Internet
plus, i flat lined a few people by staring at them for 80 years.
How is the fact that he was a “non-believer” relevant? If you hit someone with a punch to the face is doesn’t matter if they believe it will hurt or not - it’s going to hurt!
The way of George Dillman, or in other words...Dill Do.
Joe Smith How this one get missed? LOL
Joe Smith You won the internets today.
Funniest youtube post
Joe Smith lol.
OMFG ! Dude i fucking laughed harder then i have in years !
Plus! The sun was in my eye.
Oh the ego
Plus!!!! I AM A SNAKE OIL PRACTITIONER.
Plus............ I was distracted by Taylor swifts sick beats.
Plus the moon wasnot shining in the sky
I once made lightening strike a tree during a violent thunderstorm.
Ragemutt one time I made poop hit water after a dangerous battle with Taco Bell
I did not win
nox
I once got my dick caught in a Philippine vagina. Wait that happened more than once
I've turned the water dark just by looking at it after I put the teabag in.
That was Thor
"Hey son how was Karate?" "I got knocked out" "Did you try wiggling your toes and thinking happy thoughts?"
i feel sorry for people who actually believe this
And they might be paying to learn it XD
When all these "martial artists" in this video are too desperate, they resort to acting, lying and faking.
The irony is that these "martial artists" talked so big about promoting discipline, integrity and shit when all they do is fake and lie to everyone.
I feel sorry for anyone who believes in nonsense like religion. Chi is the same BS.
Crazy how many there are..
Class action lawsuit.
When they said he taught muhammad ali and bruce lee that's when u know it's a lie
ali did work with dillman. he wanted to learn how to block kicks. dillman was originally a good black belt. it was sad to see him along with others go in this direction. the late Remy presas, arnis master, and wally jay, who created small circle jiu-jitsu, traveled together doing seminars along with dillman. put some time in and Google ali and dillman. there was an article in black belt magazine about it. Google books has the article I mentioned.
sticksnfists I went to many of his seminars in the period you are referring to. It was great. I still have to give him the benefit of the doubt on this too, knowing how awesome he is/was.
Martial arts no they just learned how not to fight
Me: hey do you believe in chi
Random stranger: sure
Me: *Rubs hands together*
This is going to be good
Yeah, I know that if someone tried to mug me, the very first thing I'd do would be to ask him if he believed in Chi. Then, while he was laughing, I'd grab my 9mm.
Once I didn't believe a guy could knock me out. Unfortunately I was wrong.
If you got knocked out by this stuff, make sure you never get into a real fight.
@@nealeclark4552 you should have used the thumb cancellation or the tongue positioning
@@sumisumi-by8xv you live and learn.
Tfw the guy behind you in line at Starbucks has his half moons all the way up
Now that you've seen my 30 minute power point presentation on Chi, we can fight.
LMFAO Underrated comment
sirfancypants Mcgee Hahahaha! I love it
Maybe the opponent had one testicle bigger than the other - it's a known fact from old Chinese scrolls written in India that lopsided testicles will stop the flow of chi from another person. Unless the person who is sending the chi also has lopsided testicles then it will work. Plus if you raised one testicle and dropped the other one then it wouldn't work. Plus he once pressed a man's prostate with his one finger.
Mha ha ha ha!!
Vin Vass lmao😂
Lol
Aahahhahahahhahhaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME! Luckily I wasn't drinking anything while reading this!
Taught Muhammed Ali to Bruce Lee or..... took pictures with them.
photoshop can do wonders.
There's a reason he's dead now LOL
he dead
No respect... Fuck off
Ahahah good point! This guys a phony
1. Plus, you have to be a believer
2. Plus, you can nullify with tongue
3. Plus, you can nullify with toes
4. Plus you have to be paid for it to work
"I've flatlined several people"
Yes he had an ECG attached to them at the time and was able to read it himself PLUS avoid going to jail for killing those people
21BadIntentions yeah he used his chi energy to free himself from the judgement
"And I moved the line".
It's funny how everyone is a black belt in that school even 12 year old kids.
If the place has young kids running around with black belts, it's a McDojo for sure.
"Plus" I've seen Goku do this to the Ginyu Force😂😂😂
Major_Marcis Gamer BURTER
Th3R3alZero lmfao😂😂😂
Major_Marcis Gamer This dude vs Guldo
Bitch, please. I mastered all the jitsus. I beat Naruto with One Punch
Try me
I respect this guy for the fact that he came to realize and then proved how stupid people can be!
I know why it didnt work. He didnt yell "Hadouken!"
looool he didnt tap down, half circle forward and fierce punch fast enough XD
+Interllect123 Hadouken is done by pressing down forward, down half circle forward aint even a move :(
+paatwo
actually, traditionally speaking it is:
(left side)
↓↘→+ Punch
or
(right side)
↓↙←+ Punch
but I always manage to perform an hadouken with a "half circle":
(left side)
↺+ Punch
or
(right side)
↻+ Punch
.. its a personal thing .. it just flows out easier when your spamming your opponent with projectiles ... I sometimes even do a few full circles forward:
(left side)
⟲⟲ (⥀)+ Punch
or
(right side)
⟳⟳(⥁)+ Punch
and let loose a few purple and gold hadoukens lol... there's different variations afterall
only issue is sometimes it mistakes the half and full circle for:
(left side)
⥂+ Punch
or
(right side)
⥃+ Punch
resulting in a Shoryuken when its not needed ...grrr n iv died a few times from it doing that too :/
+nicemutant
Lol sadly there are the few occasions when you don't want to fire a Shoryuken off into to sky... like for example:
when your opponent is trying to spam you with fireballs too resulting in you getting hit because your opponent's fireball spamming pattern has synced up perfectly with yours (aka a fireball stand-off to see who's thumbs/fingers give up first... grrr I especially hated when that happened... that used to happen allot in street fighter turbo :( ... lmfao I remember CPU Ryu and CPU Ken in Hard mode did that unforgivingly and when you got close enough to them "SHORYUKEN!!!!!!" straight to the flaming pits of hell XD )...
or
when your in the midst of performing a complex combo that requires you to throw an Hadouken or 2, but instead you get a useless Shoryuken that doesn't even chain or connect giving your opponent breathing time to recover and/or counter
or
Just simply when your facing of against M.Bison (in Japanese: Vega) - i.e. the evil dictator Shadowloo leader guy on hard mode... not a wise move :p... he punishes even the smallest of mistakes with a Head/Tele Stomp and/or Pshyco Crusher.... (or any major boss character really not just him)
+RJ Lee LMFAO!
Hahahah! Non-Believers will not be affected.
Larsen Villaranda so, this is a cult...
We'll, I'm gonna go challenge him and kick his butt since I know real martial arts.
Larsen Villaranda it seems it 8s similar how people fall during prayer in some churches. They want to fall, they are anticipating this. Once I did not fall on such church, they were looking at me as if I had no idea what I am doing )))
It's 2 am, I have work at 8, Why am I watching this?
Dragon Tails it's 2am I have exams at 8am
bitch plzzzz 😎😎
(I'm so fucked)
How are your exams?
Dragon Tails your chi is out of balance. Share my chi ball with me. It's on it's way to you now. While you wait share some chai tea with king Kai in the cobra kai dojo.
In the you tube world all the chi balls come to play with your time drawing us in to keep watching through our sleep cycles. Why are all martial artist masters fat bodies?? fake.
life is pointless.
The half moons are called your nail bed. Jesus man. “You see my beard has grown, it’s growing daily because my chi is just through the roof”
Ah bullshido...the deadliest of all the martial arts.
Bull-CHI-t
Winston S to the user
So if CHi is fake im sure you think Project Stargate (CIA) and Remote Viewing are fake too ;) idiot...
This is not bullshido , we all have pressure points this guy knows where they are and can drop anyone .
Class
Man he knocked that dude out with his bullshido breath🤣
No way in hell did Bruce Lee learn anything from this guy other then knowing he was full of shit.
The serious voice of the narrator makes this so much funnier.
Someone has been watching too much Dragonball Z. Lol
😁
Plus he’s a con man and a phony
Ask him if he has seen Goku
PLUS
Babidi used Chi energy to resurrect Majin Buu
Dragonball Chi*
Top 10 overpowered anime characters.
O_O than 😂😂 boss
OM MY MAMA I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.😂😂😂😂😂
Number 10: That guy who got his tongue in the wrong position in his mouth
Yes
damn the sceptic kinda looked like Vegeta. That explains why he wasn't affected. His power level was that much higher!
This guy played way too much Street Fighter huh?
hahaha exactly!!!
Funny
It either that or he is just senile and has no idea what or where he is going.
Or not enough.
When someone plays Ryu in Street Fighter as a kid but never grew out of it.
😂 haha exactly fighting games are for entertainment non of the supernatural feats in them can ever and will ever be able to exist and this guy clearly has never grew out of that crap. His a complete and utter bullshit con artist not a true martial artist and if these students are really watching this and still attend his lessons after this there is no hope for them. They should attend real full contact kyokushin karate like I did and it has saved my life in real fights and will continue to, real karate is one of the deadliest and most dangerous martial arts and this bollocks is over shadowing and ruining true karate and true Kung Fu. If they do desire to learn kyokushin karate and how to use it for self defense then they better leave their magical chi philosophies and gods and fantasy bull shit outside the dojo because when they get pommeled by a true karateka they will face a cold harsh reality that in real street fights no mystical magic is going to save you, mysticism don't exist and never has. These idiots probably really believe their zodiac sign gives them magical powers or that they will one day be called to destiny by a magical sea dragon and have to find the ancient magical stones that will give them control over the elements in order to stop a evil godly empire that threatens earth. Same crack heads waiting for a biblical raptor where only the devoted to Jesus Christ will survive the battle between completely fictional angels and demons and I bet these angels and demons all know dragon ball z levels of supernatural martial arts. Absolute fantasy that should be kept in fiction. Humans waste so much time believing in supernatural mysticsm and gods and demons and all that magic crap that they really fail to see the bull crap behind religious Hocus pocus nonsense and these con artist who make money from light minded idiots looking for some enlightenment nonsense that they all laugh at them as they take their money.
Thank God my toes are always switching places relative to my tongue
Hahahahaha
The ultimate defence
jajajajaja
This guy's taking better drugs than I am.
Haha he looks fucked up
Several drugs actually knocked me out several times. 👍🏽
plus...
George Dillman is a disgrace to martial arts.
and Rick Moneymaker. Pair of fat f*cks.
Every now and then I come back and watch this when I’m having a bad day.😂
They turn around to see who farted at starbucks line
Lol😂 funny af lol
It nearly knocked them out...P.U.
Yep
Haha... that was the real chi coming out from hiss ass😂
This man is a national security threat.
Let's make him the president!
Hes a threat to all fast food restaurants.
@@SkinFlint_ Yup just like Trump.
He was exposed several times and he went into hiding not to be seen anymore.
He has been around for decades. He was a fraud in the UK and just went to the USA to peddle his sh*t.
@@westechmedia4567 Went to the US? He's from the US.
Source that he's gone into hiding? I tried searching about his supposed "hiding" and didn't find any source stating he's gone into hiding.
By the power of fat, he will make a tub of butter disappear
If your martial art depends on your opponent believing in your style, then it is not going to be a very effective style.
I doubt he taught Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee lol Probably took fan pics with them and said he taught them. Lol
yep
yep
lol I could imagine him being a psycho fan
Bruce Lee was tought by the IP man
+michael dunn you can learn things from different teachers you are not limited to one. Don't get me wrong I am arguing the authenticity of this hack I am only telling you to think about your logic. According to your thinking none of my university professors past my level 1 engineering courses would count since they were not the first to teach me.
Damn he got an excuse for everything 😂
Great liars always do
Tell him he’s fat and his answer?
Nah! I’m just filled with chi’s!!
@@Sergr1980
PLUS.... 3:50
Plus
@@Sergr1980 filled with Chi-tos 😉
Tell this man he’s fat and his answer?
Nah! I’m just filled with alot of chi’s!!
He moved the line at starbucks by farting, he looked back pretending it wasnt him
"Tought Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee" My Ass. "Played with people at Starbucks with his power". "Tongue in the wrong position of the Mouth". "You can Nullify it by Raising your two big toes". 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Lord Tesu Sazuki I can move a line at Starbucks by letting out a massive fart!
Actually he did my grandmaster is really close to George Dillman so dont say something Unless you know for sure it’s true or not
Justin Berger George Dillman is a low level schmuck bullshit artist. You tell him look me up I'll kick the shit out of him for free.
I thought you just made up those last two lines. And that's why the only superhuman miracle worker I believe in is Wim Hof...
Țęşų Şąźųķį it's true. Plus if you happen to have your tongue in the wrong position it might not work either.
Of course - the famous one toe up one toe down defense.
Travis Stockwell lool
Travis Stockwell I used it in a street fight once. I didn’t even feel the guys punch.....until I woke up.
This comment made me cry laughing!
Lmfaoooooo
Yeah, love that one. Or the "tounge in the wrong position." Such BS
If you twinkle your toes and say "there's no place like home" I can't knock you out...😜😂😂😂
As George Costanza said on Seinfeld “ it’s not a lie if you believe it “
MrJaccdem
Awesome and true!
Seinfeld philosophy!!
True
Such a powerful supernatural martial arts technique... that can be nullified by having your tongue in the wrong position. LOL...
Hahaha
I have to keep in mind the tongue is very powerfull. Makes a happy wife.
@@parkinglotstriping9800 give this man the medal of honor
gustavo xar 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
If he has chi spilling out at half moons, just imagine what his chi will be like at full moons. Holy shit he'll be fucking unstoppable!!
Just you wait until that werewolf is on his period.
I would love to see him try this against Francis Ngannou in the Octagon because this man is clearly a heavyweight
That part with the kid was hilarious. "he is making a chi ball. He's getting the radio frequency between the hands". Why does everyone keep going with it?
bilakos1987 poor kid, he doesn’t have a chance of a normal childhood life around those phony adults
The kid is going to try and make a chi ball in the middle of a fight and get himself knocked out
Ohhhhhh, Chi ball.....I thought he said "cheese ball".
That guy probably watches dragon ball z
Ramoncito Villasanta nahhh bruh don't disrespect dragon Ball like That.
you mean Avatar or Kung Fu Panda
That, or traditional chinese culture.
Or he played too much Street Fighter
So if I get challenged to a fight in the street I should be able to win as long as the guy challenging me is a believer in my chi? And you say only 140$ a month?
a good reason to file a law suit
I've got a method of No Touch KO too, it's called a gun.