Phony Karate Master - No Touch KO Debunked

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  • @adrian3482
    @adrian3482 7 років тому +6610

    I once made an ice cube melt by staring at it for thirty minutes.

    • @buffoonustroglodytus4688
      @buffoonustroglodytus4688 7 років тому +212

      Yeah right, video or it didn't happen

    • @KnoxTV420
      @KnoxTV420 7 років тому +18

      Adrian.. yeah watch the sun melt the ice...

    • @BIGBADWOOD
      @BIGBADWOOD 7 років тому +20

      WOW ! But is their proof were is your video ?

    • @loqueando666
      @loqueando666 7 років тому +8

      Adrian i dont believe you i have to see you do it to believe

    • @ChrisStAubin-ih6um
      @ChrisStAubin-ih6um 7 років тому +77

      Adrian the ice cube must have been a believer..

  • @napoleaoguterres5084
    @napoleaoguterres5084 4 роки тому +445

    I always, ALWAYS keep one toe up so I don't get flat-lined at a Starbucks. It's just common sense.

    • @andrassalfay5869
      @andrassalfay5869 4 роки тому +6

      that kinda sums it up thank you :D *laughing in chi*

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 роки тому +3

      Same 🥴

    • @OperaGhost69
      @OperaGhost69 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @highlightspotent127
      @highlightspotent127 3 роки тому +5

      This is an absolutely awesome use of words bud. I laughed out loud. Thanks 😄

    • @Boudica234
      @Boudica234 2 роки тому +3

      I have half moons in my fingertips so I think I'm safe. I only use the one toe up one toe down technique when I'm at KFC in the hood.

  • @ComicBookGuy420
    @ComicBookGuy420 5 років тому +843

    I don't always pretend to get knocked out by this guy, but when I do I always make sure I get paid in cash

  • @livedoom
    @livedoom 4 роки тому +82

    I love how he puts one of his own pupils for the test so he won't get the scrutiny and then simply blame his student's technique.

    • @Boudica234
      @Boudica234 2 роки тому +5

      Yup. He didn't have the balls to put himself on the line. So he let's his "student" take the rap.

    • @dew9103
      @dew9103 11 місяців тому

      He didn’t blame the students he blames the tongue plus the toe

  • @dhs8533
    @dhs8533 5 років тому +474

    "Yeah...I flat-lined several people."
    "Really!!??....Well then, I'm gonna need you to place your hands behind your back for me sir..."

    • @loganwolfpack
      @loganwolfpack 5 років тому +19

      Plus

    • @jazbarry13
      @jazbarry13 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣 exactly!

    • @jasonjoseph6497
      @jasonjoseph6497 4 роки тому +4

      Omg that's hilarious😂😂😂

    • @motohoolie9953
      @motohoolie9953 4 роки тому +6

      I about flat lined when I heard that 😂😂😂

    • @whocares4464
      @whocares4464 Рік тому

      Oh he just shocked them back to life with a chi ball!!! Easy peasy

  • @zackeverdeen2026
    @zackeverdeen2026 7 років тому +2692

    This is what happens when your dad watches anime

    • @power_upxxx3913
      @power_upxxx3913 7 років тому +41

      Hawkview Productions if anything your the most idiot person ive ever heard

    • @power_upxxx3913
      @power_upxxx3913 7 років тому +19

      Hawkview Productions i mite even be your real dad son.

    • @gbogaming2230
      @gbogaming2230 7 років тому +1

      Anarchy dead😂😂

    • @jethrolim84
      @jethrolim84 7 років тому +6

      Anarchy tbh it sounds like a lore for naruto or dragon ball z

    • @FlamingHunterZ
      @FlamingHunterZ 7 років тому +5

      Cmon man i watch hajime no ippo :(

  • @makisekurisu8594
    @makisekurisu8594 6 років тому +342

    Imagine getting in a fight and losing ,then make an excuse that you lose because one his toes were up

    • @lazmaroulis6686
      @lazmaroulis6686 6 років тому +5

      Conan Edogawa this cracked me up good hahaha

    • @westechmedia4567
      @westechmedia4567 6 років тому +3

      #DavidHaye!

    • @d.j.scribe7584
      @d.j.scribe7584 6 років тому +5

      Or that he dodged your chi ball...

    • @user-we1ri
      @user-we1ri 5 років тому +7

      I started a chi dodgeball league and i went undefeated

    • @funkyflights
      @funkyflights 5 років тому

      Conan Edogawa ... LoL ... Toe up takes the ground away from the Chi!

  • @JohnBowl14690
    @JohnBowl14690 4 роки тому +124

    Traffic cops have the most chi. I once seen a traffic cop stop 30 cars and a diesel truck by putting up his hand and blowing a whistle.

  • @famm2600
    @famm2600 9 років тому +1699

    Soooo, if you're a non-believer, it doesn't work on you? In effect making this completely useless for self-defense purposes.

    • @davidkrowa4153
      @davidkrowa4153 9 років тому +78

      Cmentman Z wrong, making it useless, for anything, just useless

    • @EDarien
      @EDarien 9 років тому +93

      Dupa Krowa Not true. He's made a TON of money off of this, I'm sure.

    • @davidkrowa4153
      @davidkrowa4153 9 років тому +41

      EDarien
      oh ya, its only use is scamming lol

    • @Hoeech
      @Hoeech 9 років тому +105

      Cmentman Z -- All you have to do is give your attacker a quick tutorial on the principles and eastern philosophies concerning chi, thereby turning them into converts....and their ass is grass.

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 9 років тому +3

      Thomas H. Hahahahahah

  • @TheMonkeyMedicine
    @TheMonkeyMedicine 9 років тому +345

    Half moons in his finger tips is symptomatic of Psoriatic Arthritis. Judging by his big fat gut, the guy has digestive issues and a history of Poriasis. Not excess chi.

    • @rooksman64
      @rooksman64 9 років тому +31

      I live for comments like this

    • @jowan7389
      @jowan7389 9 років тому +9

      One of the best comments I've seen lol

    • @keithpryor411
      @keithpryor411 9 років тому +19

      I'm sure I'm not the only one that looked at my fingers after reading this....

    • @SouthOx
      @SouthOx 9 років тому

      +basketgoal321 haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    • @huaren6229
      @huaren6229 9 років тому +2

      I think the word he's looking for also has 3 letters but it's not Chi. It's gas!

  • @NecroMoz
    @NecroMoz 8 років тому +973

    So basically skepticism is a superpower.

    • @viiion8070
      @viiion8070 8 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @rexrabbiteer
      @rexrabbiteer 8 років тому +45

      having your tongue on the wrong side is kryptonite to chi energy

    • @buildinit6523
      @buildinit6523 8 років тому +15

      NO ITS THE BIG TOES

    • @johndouglas1294
      @johndouglas1294 7 років тому +2

      Buil Dinit but you have to alternate them. that creates an alternating current, which had a magnetic field, PLUS..... that acts as an electromagnetic force field.... PLUS..... I have flat lined several people. :) lol

    • @brandonforce8162
      @brandonforce8162 7 років тому +1

      Pretty sure he was saying the same thing. You took way too much air to say it and tried way too hard to sound smart.

  • @waynemagpoc4850
    @waynemagpoc4850 4 роки тому +67

    imagine getting jumped and having to say "wait i gotta load my chi first" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 3 роки тому

      What if the people jumping him throw a chi ball at him.

    • @SonGoku-zr9nc
      @SonGoku-zr9nc 3 роки тому +1

      What if they are non believers?

    • @joshdewitt8796
      @joshdewitt8796 2 роки тому

      Just let us know when you’re ready Iron Fist.

    • @jmala1885
      @jmala1885 8 місяців тому

      Word to the wise: always keep your chi loaded

  • @marlonmendez5176
    @marlonmendez5176 5 років тому +280

    Bro, I can drain my phone battery by just staring at it for about 5 hours. My hands get warmer too, so you know it's real.

  • @cacao1312
    @cacao1312 5 років тому +1599

    He’s the true master of bullshido 😂👌

    • @garla5851
      @garla5851 5 років тому +12

      He probably learned from the Master Comrade Rump!!

    • @flowerywisdom
      @flowerywisdom 5 років тому +27

      It’s BULLSHITO!

    • @krpmills2736
      @krpmills2736 5 років тому +9

      Plus... I don't know if I should say this in the comments, but I've flat lined several people using Bullshido

    • @311man2
      @311man2 5 років тому +5

      Plus he’s a con man
      Plus he’s a phony
      Plus he knows bullshito

    • @amqamq7670
      @amqamq7670 5 років тому +2

      You've got that right for sure 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pinolero1981
    @Pinolero1981 5 років тому +550

    1. Plus, you have to be a believer
    2. Plus, you can nullify with tongue
    3. Plus, you can nullify with toes
    4. Plus......

    • @andrex0071
      @andrex0071 5 років тому +12

      Excuses for fake martial arts

    • @RealShrigmaMale
      @RealShrigmaMale 5 років тому +1

      Just don’t believe and then it can’t hurry you...

    • @311man2
      @311man2 5 років тому +8

      Plus he’s a con man

    • @thepielord7201
      @thepielord7201 5 років тому +10

      PLUS

    • @danilomarvel5657
      @danilomarvel5657 5 років тому +7

      this was the most pathetic martial artist i have witnessed in my entire life...

  • @Ryan-iw3dj
    @Ryan-iw3dj 4 роки тому +20

    Robber: "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR FUCKING MONEY"
    George: "I'm gonna have to ask you to believe"

  • @xfiringsquadx
    @xfiringsquadx 7 років тому +313

    His chi was so strong I couldn't stop laughing at him. So powerful.

  • @seank631
    @seank631 7 років тому +558

    Plus - It only works on Tuesdays in April in years ending in 07

    • @philipjoseph5099
      @philipjoseph5099 7 років тому

      John Barnes loooloool

    • @tariqali-im7kw
      @tariqali-im7kw 7 років тому +3

      John Barnes plus I'm a whole ass with half moons on my hands..plus it only works for only $150 a month..plus lmao

    • @abcdc197
      @abcdc197 7 років тому +5

      It works every monday on a full moon when Jupiter gets behind mars and temperature is between 18-24 degrees.

  • @kanewhitehead1522
    @kanewhitehead1522 7 років тому +631

    I feel sorry for the kids learning this shit. They'll think it's real and get beaten up badly in a fight

    • @youngmaalin135
      @youngmaalin135 7 років тому +17

      Kane Whitehead lol I'm waiting for bullchi-tters to come at me with those moves I got bullshito

    • @javieribarra6252
      @javieribarra6252 7 років тому

      Kane Whitehead agree

    • @RedEyePergo
      @RedEyePergo 7 років тому +18

      Kane Whitehead if they believe this they deserve to get their ass kicked

    • @benjaminsaw4924
      @benjaminsaw4924 7 років тому

      RedEyePergo agreed

    • @thelazycook5103
      @thelazycook5103 7 років тому +12

      Kane Whitehead imagine if the kid and his friend got jumped by a guy with a knife and he said hold my beer I got this then he gets fuckedup.

  • @BobPapadopoulos
    @BobPapadopoulos 2 роки тому +13

    As a psychologist, the main thing I notice is his students' facial expressions when they give testimony, the girl especially. She starts out staring intensely as if she's intentionally trying to maintain eye contact while she talks about what she's seen, then as soon as she starts talking about believing him her eyes start darting repeatedly to the left.
    She's most likely willfully lying.

    • @FlyingV344
      @FlyingV344 Рік тому +2

      as a psychologist🤣😆🤣

    • @FlyingV344
      @FlyingV344 Рік тому

      you know nothing better..... psychology is also fake ( fake science)

  • @Barkeroni
    @Barkeroni 9 років тому +1062

    so if he gets in a real fight and loses, he will simply say his opponent was a non-believer and thus the real loser. Sounds great where do i sign up?

    • @MortenThomassen
      @MortenThomassen 9 років тому +52

      ... or at the very least knows the mind bendingly awesome nullifying powers of wriggling your toes :D

    • @kseries1981
      @kseries1981 9 років тому +2

      Barkeroni made me lol

    • @AirsoftTeamHawkeye
      @AirsoftTeamHawkeye 9 років тому +9

      Barkeroni No he'll say his toes were going opposite ways and call him a cheater!

    • @MRJUGGERNAUTSILLz
      @MRJUGGERNAUTSILLz 9 років тому +5

      Barkeroni PLUS!

    • @HUEnshiro_do_Norte
      @HUEnshiro_do_Norte 9 років тому

      MRJUGGERNAUTSILLz + LOL

  • @TheMattShea
    @TheMattShea 11 років тому +305

    "It kicks out their circuit breaker panel in the back."
    OK

  • @tobyn123
    @tobyn123 8 років тому +481

    "The radio frequency in his hands"
    Kill me.

    • @08halit
      @08halit 8 років тому +20

      Was ist AM or FM wave

    • @kross777rlsh9
      @kross777rlsh9 8 років тому

      Toby Nichol lmao yeah I kinda felt the same.

    • @baconwizard
      @baconwizard 8 років тому +2

      I think it was the kill myself wave

    • @xavierwolfcutehumble837
      @xavierwolfcutehumble837 8 років тому

      Toby Nichol lol

    • @christaylor7916
      @christaylor7916 7 років тому

      Don't underestimate him. He'll knock your behind out. Him> Goku

  • @mesodini246
    @mesodini246 4 роки тому +20

    Not only is it phony, it’s dangerous. If a person thinks they can do this while going into a street fight, they will lose their dignity and lots if teeth.

    • @matthewgeissinger2856
      @matthewgeissinger2856 11 місяців тому +1

      Good point. Effective self defense starts with trying to avoid or limit your exposure to danger. Fighting is a last resort and this crap shown here wouldn’t work against a toddler. It’s sad. I have trained since I am four and this gives the martial arts community a bad name.

  • @WanMoTing
    @WanMoTing 7 років тому +518

    Q: What is George Dillman's favorite snack food?
    A: Chi toes.

  • @ZhangK71
    @ZhangK71 7 років тому +205

    "You can feel the heat between the hands"
    Yeah because they're in close proximity to each other

  • @csbaca1
    @csbaca1 5 років тому +328

    "I flatlined several people"
    You flat lie to several people.

  • @F_L_U_X
    @F_L_U_X 4 роки тому +21

    2:56 - When you think your fart is gonna be silent.

  • @mariomorua8937
    @mariomorua8937 6 років тому +205

    I have a friend that moved a line at the express store once with a silent but deadly.

    • @juccy1011
      @juccy1011 6 років тому +7

      Mario Morua fart

    • @alxcsb
      @alxcsb 6 років тому +6

      This comment is underrated.

    • @djmcnamer
      @djmcnamer 6 років тому +2

      I gotta try that, LOL

    • @rubenzamora3326
      @rubenzamora3326 6 років тому +1

      Mario Morua 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @charliefoster5862
      @charliefoster5862 6 років тому +1

      My kids do that every day

  • @GodofWarChuka
    @GodofWarChuka 5 років тому +183

    Once I find my Chi and become a Chi Master, I’m going to become the next UFC Champ! 😂

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 7 років тому +1010

    Lol this dude thinks he’s Goku or some shit

    • @danieljosevski1169
      @danieljosevski1169 7 років тому +1

      Thomas Weeden exactly what I was thinking 🤣

    • @sergioramses2615
      @sergioramses2615 7 років тому +10

      He's been watching to much DBZ XD

    • @douglasmacneil4474
      @douglasmacneil4474 7 років тому

      Thomas Weeden which is wrong as I AM!

    • @sergioramses2615
      @sergioramses2615 7 років тому +4

      If this guy can knock me down with out touching me i will give him 1 of my monster trucks.

    • @aznguy847
      @aznguy847 7 років тому

      Thomas Weeden I

  • @LunalovaniaGaming
    @LunalovaniaGaming 6 місяців тому +2

    I had to come back 4 years later to rewatch this gem. 😂

  • @ianbrown7327
    @ianbrown7327 7 років тому +838

    When he moved the line at Starbucks was he serving them by any chance

  • @kevindamick
    @kevindamick 7 років тому +524

    I once made a red light turn green by looking at it for 30 seconds...

    • @titan1853
      @titan1853 7 років тому +3

      kevindamick YOU ARE BEYOND HUMAN!

    • @soccercaballo510
      @soccercaballo510 7 років тому +4

      kevindamick you son of a bitch. I'm dying here lol

    • @MarcusRomero12
      @MarcusRomero12 7 років тому

      Hahahhaha

    • @ej4346
      @ej4346 7 років тому +2

      I'm dead 😅

    • @clayton3545
      @clayton3545 7 років тому +2

      kevindamick u pretty much ripped off the top comment by changing minute to seconds, and ice cube to red light.

  • @LugiaFanable
    @LugiaFanable 7 років тому +446

    I once made the earth dark after looking out the window for 12 hours

    • @clintrock
      @clintrock 7 років тому +18

      the entire earth? where do i sign up for your religion, that would be amazing. lol

    • @beeeeej
      @beeeeej 7 років тому +6

      Bush did 311 probably the most hilarious and clever comment I've ever read

    • @Guy10169
      @Guy10169 7 років тому +4

      Teach me the ways, sensei.

    • @LuisGiraudy
      @LuisGiraudy 7 років тому

      Bush did 311 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrKayoed
      @MrKayoed 7 років тому +8

      My positive chi makes the world light up after you've made it dark. But only between the hours of 5a-6a

  • @AfroMedic
    @AfroMedic 3 роки тому +4

    Yes my favorite UA-cam documentary of all time . I can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂

  • @MohamedIlNasrani
    @MohamedIlNasrani 8 років тому +111

    "I've flatlined several people"....lol, I almost flatlined from laughter when he said that.

    • @kidofsteel0362
      @kidofsteel0362 8 років тому

      lmfao i did too as he said it

    • @berrymckockener5312
      @berrymckockener5312 8 років тому

      See...

    • @christaylor7916
      @christaylor7916 7 років тому +4

      Lol who would even openly confesses and brags abut killing someone on national tv like that? He didn't do it anyways, but still. Lol I bet if they took him to court on those claims, he'd quickly confess that he's a fraud. lmbo

  • @Enfenit
    @Enfenit 5 років тому +99

    I once knocked myself out by staring at the back of my eyelids for 30 minutes

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 роки тому +7

      You cAn nullify it if you raise those 2 big toes

    • @asfandyarmuneeb7263
      @asfandyarmuneeb7263 3 роки тому

      Underrated

    • @ironiccrucyfix
      @ironiccrucyfix 3 роки тому

      hehe i laughed. Good one. 😉

    • @hf404
      @hf404 5 місяців тому

      Just once? Lol, I do that every night for hours. Sometimes it even takes me a lot less than 30 minutes.

  • @henryb.little3399
    @henryb.little3399 5 років тому +126

    I made the moon move just by staring at it for 4 hours straight - PLUS:

    • @charlielanda5140
      @charlielanda5140 4 роки тому +3

      Plus you made the sun come out. I totally believe you

    • @saintbrush4398
      @saintbrush4398 4 роки тому +1

      Plus you had the half moons on your fingernails

  • @gearsbeersthelife3781
    @gearsbeersthelife3781 4 роки тому +9

    Plus lmfao how it keeps replaying the part where he says "plus" 😭😂

  • @adamaga109
    @adamaga109 7 років тому +136

    I once defrosted frozen chicken by giving a one look then take it out of the freezer on the kitchen shelf. Next thing I know after several hours my vision energy has defrosted the chicken despite of me being at the uni the whole day.
    I call it *Uni-Energy*

    • @asfandkhan731
      @asfandkhan731 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @JourneyToTheCage
      @JourneyToTheCage 7 років тому

      Liem Nelson I

    • @zerotrace1
      @zerotrace1 7 років тому +1

      Sounds legit…you could be an Avenger

    • @DavidRamirez-fe5dd
      @DavidRamirez-fe5dd 7 років тому

      Pranay M LMAO

    • @pqsnet
      @pqsnet 6 років тому

      Well i used my chi.T did the same thing but below 5 min. I simply put the chicken in a bowl and placed it in a rectangular compartment to not be overly exposed to my Chi-T while i was using it... I then closed the hatch, lid the light, and trust me or not, the bowl to my surprise started turning... I focused on the chicken with my Chi-T looking at it through the hatch window and just in minutes it was defrosted... I got a little sore neck from it due to the fact the compartment was in an awkward position.

  • @AlexA-kb6mc
    @AlexA-kb6mc 7 років тому +67

    You heard it here first guys if you're ever in a street fight raise one toe and keep the other down. Proven method other guys won't be able to knock you out.

  • @hilarityensues
    @hilarityensues 5 років тому +47

    "He didn't believe in it so it didn't work." So just check with your mugger or assailant that he's a believer before deploying these tactics folks.

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 роки тому +11

      If he knows how to cross his toes you're fucked

    • @tito2165
      @tito2165 3 роки тому

      jajaaja

  • @MochYusupSoleh
    @MochYusupSoleh 4 роки тому +8

    He went from Karate master to televangelist grand master.

  • @insaiyan9316
    @insaiyan9316 8 років тому +133

    this guy is like the invisible boy off mystery men "i can only become invisible when nobody is watching me" lol

    • @edmondpecotjr.8888
      @edmondpecotjr.8888 8 років тому +2

      that funny

    • @edmondpecotjr.8888
      @edmondpecotjr.8888 8 років тому +1

      man my screens all shattered think he's got chi liability insurance...

    • @juniorzoramac
      @juniorzoramac 8 років тому +2

      U know he was able to actually become invisible in the movie right? This chi guy is just a nut case.

    • @xiSWIIFTix
      @xiSWIIFTix 8 років тому

      lol

    • @robinsonpolanco2642
      @robinsonpolanco2642 8 років тому

      +Bluevetteboy2012 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @billyjo3648
    @billyjo3648 10 років тому +113

    This guys not joking, chi really does exist, I've used it myself many times on street fighter 2 turbo with ken and ryu.

    • @Reffe1995
      @Reffe1995 10 років тому +10

      hahahahahahhahaahahaahaha xD You sir, made my day

    • @EmperorU
      @EmperorU 10 років тому +1

      Best comment ever

    • @joc1310
      @joc1310 10 років тому +3

      Haha shinkuuuuu hadookennnn!!!

    • @JunBandola
      @JunBandola 10 років тому +1

      I agree with you. You must be careful though... This chi turned me into Evil Ryu and I caused hell... on Street Fighter 4 online.

    • @enichols82
      @enichols82 10 років тому

      Lol You win the Internet

  • @whatever9274
    @whatever9274 5 років тому +64

    plus, i flat lined a few people by staring at them for 80 years.

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed Рік тому +1

    How is the fact that he was a “non-believer” relevant? If you hit someone with a punch to the face is doesn’t matter if they believe it will hurt or not - it’s going to hurt!

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 9 років тому +132

    The way of George Dillman, or in other words...Dill Do.

    • @Ultradude604
      @Ultradude604 9 років тому +2

      Joe Smith How this one get missed? LOL

    • @kevincinnamontoast3669
      @kevincinnamontoast3669 9 років тому +2

      Joe Smith You won the internets today.

    • @XMetalChefX
      @XMetalChefX 9 років тому

      Funniest youtube post

    • @Godsraptor
      @Godsraptor 9 років тому

      Joe Smith lol.

    • @odin2618
      @odin2618 9 років тому +2

      OMFG ! Dude i fucking laughed harder then i have in years !

  • @TheFace3701
    @TheFace3701 7 років тому +161

    Plus! The sun was in my eye.

    • @qpeormtvjr
      @qpeormtvjr 7 років тому

      Oh the ego

    • @bboyflashny
      @bboyflashny 7 років тому +1

      Plus!!!! I AM A SNAKE OIL PRACTITIONER.

    • @jeremycampbell7571
      @jeremycampbell7571 7 років тому +1

      Plus............ I was distracted by Taylor swifts sick beats.

    • @Gorden370
      @Gorden370 7 років тому

      Plus the moon wasnot shining in the sky

  • @MrIdasam
    @MrIdasam 7 років тому +180

    I once made lightening strike a tree during a violent thunderstorm.

    • @aidenwalker1198
      @aidenwalker1198 7 років тому +17

      Ragemutt one time I made poop hit water after a dangerous battle with Taco Bell
      I did not win

    • @donborracho3019
      @donborracho3019 7 років тому +5

      nox
      I once got my dick caught in a Philippine vagina. Wait that happened more than once

    • @TheJupiteL
      @TheJupiteL 7 років тому +11

      I've turned the water dark just by looking at it after I put the teabag in.

    • @chrisw5742
      @chrisw5742 7 років тому +1

      That was Thor

  • @imagination43
    @imagination43 Рік тому +1

    "Hey son how was Karate?" "I got knocked out" "Did you try wiggling your toes and thinking happy thoughts?"

  • @briancook1927
    @briancook1927 6 років тому +186

    i feel sorry for people who actually believe this

    • @rodrigog5654
      @rodrigog5654 6 років тому +12

      And they might be paying to learn it XD

    • @annaeembinannahari2516
      @annaeembinannahari2516 6 років тому +11

      When all these "martial artists" in this video are too desperate, they resort to acting, lying and faking.
      The irony is that these "martial artists" talked so big about promoting discipline, integrity and shit when all they do is fake and lie to everyone.

    • @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810
      @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810 5 років тому +4

      I feel sorry for anyone who believes in nonsense like religion. Chi is the same BS.

    • @bottegabo2898
      @bottegabo2898 5 років тому

      Crazy how many there are..

    • @PaulKing594
      @PaulKing594 5 років тому

      Class action lawsuit.

  • @martialarts6636
    @martialarts6636 7 років тому +174

    When they said he taught muhammad ali and bruce lee that's when u know it's a lie

    • @sticksnfists
      @sticksnfists 7 років тому +8

      ali did work with dillman. he wanted to learn how to block kicks. dillman was originally a good black belt. it was sad to see him along with others go in this direction. the late Remy presas, arnis master, and wally jay, who created small circle jiu-jitsu, traveled together doing seminars along with dillman. put some time in and Google ali and dillman. there was an article in black belt magazine about it. Google books has the article I mentioned.

    • @lilpbass
      @lilpbass 7 років тому +1

      sticksnfists I went to many of his seminars in the period you are referring to. It was great. I still have to give him the benefit of the doubt on this too, knowing how awesome he is/was.

    • @kamikira9136
      @kamikira9136 7 років тому +1

      Martial arts no they just learned how not to fight

  • @realbrickhouse
    @realbrickhouse 6 років тому +141

    Me: hey do you believe in chi
    Random stranger: sure
    Me: *Rubs hands together*
    This is going to be good

    • @ytubepuppy
      @ytubepuppy 6 років тому +7

      Yeah, I know that if someone tried to mug me, the very first thing I'd do would be to ask him if he believed in Chi. Then, while he was laughing, I'd grab my 9mm.

    • @nealeclark4552
      @nealeclark4552 6 років тому +2

      Once I didn't believe a guy could knock me out. Unfortunately I was wrong.

    • @ytubepuppy
      @ytubepuppy 6 років тому +1

      If you got knocked out by this stuff, make sure you never get into a real fight.

    • @sumisumi-by8xv
      @sumisumi-by8xv 6 років тому +1

      @@nealeclark4552 you should have used the thumb cancellation or the tongue positioning

    • @nealeclark4552
      @nealeclark4552 6 років тому +1

      @@sumisumi-by8xv you live and learn.

  • @aperturewells
    @aperturewells Рік тому +1

    Tfw the guy behind you in line at Starbucks has his half moons all the way up

  • @SirFancyPantsMcee
    @SirFancyPantsMcee 7 років тому +34

    Now that you've seen my 30 minute power point presentation on Chi, we can fight.

    • @d2cuadrados
      @d2cuadrados 7 років тому +7

      LMFAO Underrated comment

    • @highpineapple
      @highpineapple 7 років тому

      sirfancypants Mcgee Hahahaha! I love it

  • @vinvass2674
    @vinvass2674 7 років тому +174

    Maybe the opponent had one testicle bigger than the other - it's a known fact from old Chinese scrolls written in India that lopsided testicles will stop the flow of chi from another person. Unless the person who is sending the chi also has lopsided testicles then it will work. Plus if you raised one testicle and dropped the other one then it wouldn't work. Plus he once pressed a man's prostate with his one finger.

  • @joebeast15
    @joebeast15 8 років тому +98

    Taught Muhammed Ali to Bruce Lee or..... took pictures with them.

    • @atomicpulze
      @atomicpulze 8 років тому +1

      photoshop can do wonders.

    • @danielbevan50
      @danielbevan50 8 років тому +2

      There's a reason he's dead now LOL

    • @Eggmanrocks
      @Eggmanrocks 8 років тому

      he dead

    • @MemrYou
      @MemrYou 8 років тому

      No respect... Fuck off

    • @ajbeats2348
      @ajbeats2348 8 років тому

      Ahahah good point! This guys a phony

  • @robadagamer
    @robadagamer 4 роки тому +2

    1. Plus, you have to be a believer
    2. Plus, you can nullify with tongue
    3. Plus, you can nullify with toes
    4. Plus you have to be paid for it to work

  • @sleestakattack
    @sleestakattack 7 років тому +81

    "I've flatlined several people"

    • @21BadIntentions
      @21BadIntentions 7 років тому +13

      Yes he had an ECG attached to them at the time and was able to read it himself PLUS avoid going to jail for killing those people

    • @lightshowplur
      @lightshowplur 7 років тому +2

      21BadIntentions yeah he used his chi energy to free himself from the judgement

    • @KallenMalefic
      @KallenMalefic 7 років тому +1

      "And I moved the line".

  • @thanosgod7611
    @thanosgod7611 8 років тому +43

    It's funny how everyone is a black belt in that school even 12 year old kids.

    • @Grandmaster_Sub-Zero
      @Grandmaster_Sub-Zero 7 років тому +5

      If the place has young kids running around with black belts, it's a McDojo for sure.

  • @major_marcisgamer569
    @major_marcisgamer569 7 років тому +224

    "Plus" I've seen Goku do this to the Ginyu Force😂😂😂

  • @mohamsoft
    @mohamsoft 4 роки тому +11

    I respect this guy for the fact that he came to realize and then proved how stupid people can be!

  • @rjlee3112
    @rjlee3112 9 років тому +552

    I know why it didnt work. He didnt yell "Hadouken!"

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 9 років тому +9

      looool he didnt tap down, half circle forward and fierce punch fast enough XD

    • @paatwo
      @paatwo 9 років тому +2

      +Interllect123 Hadouken is done by pressing down forward, down half circle forward aint even a move :(

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 9 років тому +2

      +paatwo
      actually, traditionally speaking it is:
      (left side)
      ↓↘→+ Punch
      or
      (right side)
      ↓↙←+ Punch
      but I always manage to perform an hadouken with a "half circle":
      (left side)
      ↺+ Punch
      or
      (right side)
      ↻+ Punch
      .. its a personal thing .. it just flows out easier when your spamming your opponent with projectiles ... I sometimes even do a few full circles forward:
      (left side)
      ⟲⟲ (⥀)+ Punch
      or
      (right side)
      ⟳⟳(⥁)+ Punch
      and let loose a few purple and gold hadoukens lol... there's different variations afterall
      only issue is sometimes it mistakes the half and full circle for:
      (left side)
      ⥂+ Punch
      or
      (right side)
      ⥃+ Punch
      resulting in a Shoryuken when its not needed ...grrr n iv died a few times from it doing that too :/

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 9 років тому +2

      +nicemutant
      Lol sadly there are the few occasions when you don't want to fire a Shoryuken off into to sky... like for example:
      when your opponent is trying to spam you with fireballs too resulting in you getting hit because your opponent's fireball spamming pattern has synced up perfectly with yours (aka a fireball stand-off to see who's thumbs/fingers give up first... grrr I especially hated when that happened... that used to happen allot in street fighter turbo :( ... lmfao I remember CPU Ryu and CPU Ken in Hard mode did that unforgivingly and when you got close enough to them "SHORYUKEN!!!!!!" straight to the flaming pits of hell XD )...
      or
      when your in the midst of performing a complex combo that requires you to throw an Hadouken or 2, but instead you get a useless Shoryuken that doesn't even chain or connect giving your opponent breathing time to recover and/or counter
      or
      Just simply when your facing of against M.Bison (in Japanese: Vega) - i.e. the evil dictator Shadowloo leader guy on hard mode... not a wise move :p... he punishes even the smallest of mistakes with a Head/Tele Stomp and/or Pshyco Crusher.... (or any major boss character really not just him)

    • @ChaosInFlux
      @ChaosInFlux 9 років тому

      +RJ Lee LMFAO!

  • @mon_playztv9177
    @mon_playztv9177 7 років тому +104

    Hahahah! Non-Believers will not be affected.

    • @biphronte
      @biphronte 6 років тому +8

      Larsen Villaranda so, this is a cult...

    • @cpprepper2662
      @cpprepper2662 6 років тому +5

      We'll, I'm gonna go challenge him and kick his butt since I know real martial arts.

    • @slaffkas
      @slaffkas 6 років тому +1

      Larsen Villaranda it seems it 8s similar how people fall during prayer in some churches. They want to fall, they are anticipating this. Once I did not fall on such church, they were looking at me as if I had no idea what I am doing )))

  • @dragontails9704
    @dragontails9704 7 років тому +201

    It's 2 am, I have work at 8, Why am I watching this?

    • @fabulousfenec9733
      @fabulousfenec9733 7 років тому +5

      Dragon Tails it's 2am I have exams at 8am
      bitch plzzzz 😎😎
      (I'm so fucked)

    • @00Silu
      @00Silu 7 років тому

      How are your exams?

    • @robdob6012
      @robdob6012 7 років тому +19

      Dragon Tails your chi is out of balance. Share my chi ball with me. It's on it's way to you now. While you wait share some chai tea with king Kai in the cobra kai dojo.

    • @richardnielson3761
      @richardnielson3761 7 років тому +1

      In the you tube world all the chi balls come to play with your time drawing us in to keep watching through our sleep cycles. Why are all martial artist masters fat bodies?? fake.

    • @hartia4584
      @hartia4584 7 років тому

      life is pointless.

  • @Lvl99Rizz
    @Lvl99Rizz 3 роки тому +1

    The half moons are called your nail bed. Jesus man. “You see my beard has grown, it’s growing daily because my chi is just through the roof”

  • @dubdub2657
    @dubdub2657 6 років тому +221

    Ah bullshido...the deadliest of all the martial arts.

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 6 років тому +4

      Bull-CHI-t

    • @malachimoore1101
      @malachimoore1101 6 років тому

      Winston S to the user

    • @cheesyspace
      @cheesyspace 6 років тому

      So if CHi is fake im sure you think Project Stargate (CIA) and Remote Viewing are fake too ;) idiot...

    • @__blue--blood__7857
      @__blue--blood__7857 6 років тому

      This is not bullshido , we all have pressure points this guy knows where they are and can drop anyone .

    • @clashcityroka9429
      @clashcityroka9429 6 років тому

      Class

  • @jordanbrown6450
    @jordanbrown6450 5 років тому +70

    Man he knocked that dude out with his bullshido breath🤣

  • @thorspower
    @thorspower 7 років тому +40

    No way in hell did Bruce Lee learn anything from this guy other then knowing he was full of shit.

  • @Boudica234
    @Boudica234 3 роки тому +1

    The serious voice of the narrator makes this so much funnier.

  • @hwl-__
    @hwl-__ 5 років тому +231

    Someone has been watching too much Dragonball Z. Lol

  • @jozo4962
    @jozo4962 7 років тому +149

    Top 10 overpowered anime characters.

    • @joemaddogaming2831
      @joemaddogaming2831 6 років тому

      O_O than 😂😂 boss

    • @D-RAYTv
      @D-RAYTv 6 років тому +1

      OM MY MAMA I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dr0dd
      @Dr0dd 6 років тому +1

      Number 10: That guy who got his tongue in the wrong position in his mouth

    • @jujubear2120
      @jujubear2120 6 років тому

      Yes

    • @wilhelmu
      @wilhelmu 6 років тому

      damn the sceptic kinda looked like Vegeta. That explains why he wasn't affected. His power level was that much higher!

  • @jameshuggins1781
    @jameshuggins1781 8 років тому +77

    This guy played way too much Street Fighter huh?

  • @Carpaltunnelgadgets
    @Carpaltunnelgadgets 4 роки тому +4

    When someone plays Ryu in Street Fighter as a kid but never grew out of it.

    • @brendanforde5078
      @brendanforde5078 3 роки тому

      😂 haha exactly fighting games are for entertainment non of the supernatural feats in them can ever and will ever be able to exist and this guy clearly has never grew out of that crap. His a complete and utter bullshit con artist not a true martial artist and if these students are really watching this and still attend his lessons after this there is no hope for them. They should attend real full contact kyokushin karate like I did and it has saved my life in real fights and will continue to, real karate is one of the deadliest and most dangerous martial arts and this bollocks is over shadowing and ruining true karate and true Kung Fu. If they do desire to learn kyokushin karate and how to use it for self defense then they better leave their magical chi philosophies and gods and fantasy bull shit outside the dojo because when they get pommeled by a true karateka they will face a cold harsh reality that in real street fights no mystical magic is going to save you, mysticism don't exist and never has. These idiots probably really believe their zodiac sign gives them magical powers or that they will one day be called to destiny by a magical sea dragon and have to find the ancient magical stones that will give them control over the elements in order to stop a evil godly empire that threatens earth. Same crack heads waiting for a biblical raptor where only the devoted to Jesus Christ will survive the battle between completely fictional angels and demons and I bet these angels and demons all know dragon ball z levels of supernatural martial arts. Absolute fantasy that should be kept in fiction. Humans waste so much time believing in supernatural mysticsm and gods and demons and all that magic crap that they really fail to see the bull crap behind religious Hocus pocus nonsense and these con artist who make money from light minded idiots looking for some enlightenment nonsense that they all laugh at them as they take their money.

  • @lauraschubert8984
    @lauraschubert8984 5 років тому +61

    Thank God my toes are always switching places relative to my tongue

  • @CloudandZack1st
    @CloudandZack1st 5 років тому +298

    This guy's taking better drugs than I am.

  • @grtu4252
    @grtu4252 6 років тому +64

    George Dillman is a disgrace to martial arts.

  • @OldSchoolJules
    @OldSchoolJules Рік тому +1

    Every now and then I come back and watch this when I’m having a bad day.😂

  • @parkinglotstriping9800
    @parkinglotstriping9800 6 років тому +133

    They turn around to see who farted at starbucks line

  • @allahuakbhar2017
    @allahuakbhar2017 5 років тому +160

    This man is a national security threat.

    • @SkinFlint_
      @SkinFlint_ 4 роки тому +4

      Let's make him the president!

    • @Sergr1980
      @Sergr1980 4 роки тому +8

      Hes a threat to all fast food restaurants.

    • @bluepumpkin9073
      @bluepumpkin9073 4 роки тому +1

      @@SkinFlint_ Yup just like Trump.

  • @salcaradonna1771
    @salcaradonna1771 6 років тому +49

    He was exposed several times and he went into hiding not to be seen anymore.

    • @westechmedia4567
      @westechmedia4567 6 років тому +4

      He has been around for decades. He was a fraud in the UK and just went to the USA to peddle his sh*t.

    • @sarban1653
      @sarban1653 5 років тому

      @@westechmedia4567 Went to the US? He's from the US.

    • @sarban1653
      @sarban1653 5 років тому

      Source that he's gone into hiding? I tried searching about his supposed "hiding" and didn't find any source stating he's gone into hiding.

  • @ethanpeirce
    @ethanpeirce 4 роки тому +2

    By the power of fat, he will make a tub of butter disappear

  • @Ticky21
    @Ticky21 10 років тому +17

    If your martial art depends on your opponent believing in your style, then it is not going to be a very effective style.

  • @cassie4824
    @cassie4824 8 років тому +150

    I doubt he taught Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee lol Probably took fan pics with them and said he taught them. Lol

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 8 років тому

      yep

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 8 років тому

      yep

    • @bz.27k15
      @bz.27k15 8 років тому +3

      lol I could imagine him being a psycho fan

    • @michaeldunn5320
      @michaeldunn5320 8 років тому +6

      Bruce Lee was tought by the IP man

    • @bluwng
      @bluwng 8 років тому +3

      +michael dunn you can learn things from different teachers you are not limited to one. Don't get me wrong I am arguing the authenticity of this hack I am only telling you to think about your logic. According to your thinking none of my university professors past my level 1 engineering courses would count since they were not the first to teach me.

  • @Cam-rz4zd
    @Cam-rz4zd 5 років тому +163

    Damn he got an excuse for everything 😂

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 роки тому +4

      Great liars always do

    • @Sergr1980
      @Sergr1980 4 роки тому +6

      Tell him he’s fat and his answer?
      Nah! I’m just filled with chi’s!!

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sergr1980
      PLUS.... 3:50

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 роки тому +3

      Plus

    • @GlitchGhoul
      @GlitchGhoul 4 роки тому +3

      @@Sergr1980 filled with Chi-tos 😉

  • @Sergr1980
    @Sergr1980 4 роки тому +3

    Tell this man he’s fat and his answer?
    Nah! I’m just filled with alot of chi’s!!

  • @ME-bk2yo
    @ME-bk2yo 7 років тому +9

    He moved the line at starbucks by farting, he looked back pretending it wasnt him

  • @thatoneguy5244
    @thatoneguy5244 7 років тому +126

    "Tought Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee" My Ass. "Played with people at Starbucks with his power". "Tongue in the wrong position of the Mouth". "You can Nullify it by Raising your two big toes". 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @juniyananajukyu
      @juniyananajukyu 6 років тому +5

      Lord Tesu Sazuki I can move a line at Starbucks by letting out a massive fart!

    • @justinberger3935
      @justinberger3935 6 років тому

      Actually he did my grandmaster is really close to George Dillman so dont say something Unless you know for sure it’s true or not

    • @madpatriot7464
      @madpatriot7464 6 років тому +6

      Justin Berger George Dillman is a low level schmuck bullshit artist. You tell him look me up I'll kick the shit out of him for free.

    • @zedoctor3724
      @zedoctor3724 6 років тому +1

      I thought you just made up those last two lines. And that's why the only superhuman miracle worker I believe in is Wim Hof...

    • @xorlacanj8051
      @xorlacanj8051 6 років тому

      Țęşų Şąźųķį it's true. Plus if you happen to have your tongue in the wrong position it might not work either.

  • @masterbulgokov
    @masterbulgokov 6 років тому +146

    Of course - the famous one toe up one toe down defense.

    • @Blessed1-0309
      @Blessed1-0309 6 років тому

      Travis Stockwell lool

    • @twns1076
      @twns1076 6 років тому +12

      Travis Stockwell I used it in a street fight once. I didn’t even feel the guys punch.....until I woke up.

    • @daedum3177
      @daedum3177 6 років тому +1

      This comment made me cry laughing!

    • @eastsideirish1440
      @eastsideirish1440 6 років тому

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @gratefulyankee377
      @gratefulyankee377 6 років тому

      Yeah, love that one. Or the "tounge in the wrong position." Such BS

  • @bossman9318
    @bossman9318 4 роки тому +1

    If you twinkle your toes and say "there's no place like home" I can't knock you out...😜😂😂😂

  • @MrJaccdem
    @MrJaccdem 7 років тому +46

    As George Costanza said on Seinfeld “ it’s not a lie if you believe it “

  • @DeusExAstra
    @DeusExAstra 6 років тому +63

    Such a powerful supernatural martial arts technique... that can be nullified by having your tongue in the wrong position. LOL...

    • @scj713
      @scj713 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 6 років тому +7

      I have to keep in mind the tongue is very powerfull. Makes a happy wife.

    • @kingchag
      @kingchag 6 років тому +2

      @@parkinglotstriping9800 give this man the medal of honor

    • @gusparra4037
      @gusparra4037 6 років тому

      gustavo xar 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @edwardjn8555
    @edwardjn8555 7 років тому +31

    If he has chi spilling out at half moons, just imagine what his chi will be like at full moons. Holy shit he'll be fucking unstoppable!!

    • @HoriaNeagu
      @HoriaNeagu 6 років тому

      Just you wait until that werewolf is on his period.

  • @SuperPeterok
    @SuperPeterok 4 роки тому +4

    I would love to see him try this against Francis Ngannou in the Octagon because this man is clearly a heavyweight

  • @bilakos1987
    @bilakos1987 6 років тому +46

    That part with the kid was hilarious. "he is making a chi ball. He's getting the radio frequency between the hands". Why does everyone keep going with it?

    • @ausquiano29
      @ausquiano29 6 років тому +6

      bilakos1987 poor kid, he doesn’t have a chance of a normal childhood life around those phony adults

    • @auto9837
      @auto9837 6 років тому +6

      The kid is going to try and make a chi ball in the middle of a fight and get himself knocked out

    • @ytubepuppy
      @ytubepuppy 6 років тому +2

      Ohhhhhh, Chi ball.....I thought he said "cheese ball".

  • @DStein22
    @DStein22 7 років тому +99

    That guy probably watches dragon ball z

    • @mmarcjp5057
      @mmarcjp5057 7 років тому +4

      Ramoncito Villasanta nahhh bruh don't disrespect dragon Ball like That.

    • @FusionDjango
      @FusionDjango 7 років тому +1

      you mean Avatar or Kung Fu Panda

    • @ssalovaa
      @ssalovaa 6 років тому +1

      That, or traditional chinese culture.

    • @Gotallofthem1
      @Gotallofthem1 6 років тому

      Or he played too much Street Fighter

  • @youreprobablytheworst7108
    @youreprobablytheworst7108 7 років тому +78

    So if I get challenged to a fight in the street I should be able to win as long as the guy challenging me is a believer in my chi? And you say only 140$ a month?

    • @Brugar18
      @Brugar18 7 років тому +2

      a good reason to file a law suit

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 3 роки тому +4

    I've got a method of No Touch KO too, it's called a gun.