Ooo! That's actually a good idea for a spinoff of Emesis Blue. "Emesis Red" Where instead of focusing on the respawn machine, it could focus on the teleporter. I also noticed that just about every shot of Emesis Blue takes places at night, and most of the time in the rain. So maybe for Emesis Red, they could have the setting focused around the scorching hot clear sky day in the middle of the desert.
@@Ostan-jw2bg And based on the thing about teleporting, what would you need in a war in the supply lines? And since their supply lines are teleporters, what would happen if they malfunctioned or did not work?
I always had this headcannon that RED was the silly goobers we see them as and that BLU is a team of cold-hearted, serious, and willing to do anything for their own good.
Yeah REDs being silly goofy hippie commies who just share things live their life and have fun, while BLUs being cold-hearted individualistic competitive capitalists who are like IRL mercenaries.
Red lore: I TELEPORTED BREAAAD Blu lore: when they figured out how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories about what they saw on the other side. saw old friends, family, mostly strangers... I spoke to my grandfather. He's been dead for thirty years... He told... "it's eternity in there"
I watched the entire emesis blue film and at the same time I was terrefied and confused I was completely amazed on how such a piece of art could be made by a community of a game which it's own company doesn't give 2 craps about
Red is like the "Scary" Colour while Blue can be somewhat peaceful. But for the the two teams it's the opposite. Red Team ain't having too many issues and are living their lives somewhat peaceful in a "Chaotic Cartoon" way While Blue team is just groundhog day combined with the Jaunt! Red is fire while blue is water, but that fire keeps you warm while the water drowns you! Emesis blue is such a great film i love it!
Blue is also a cold and melancholic color that creates feelings of loneliness and hopelessness and some maturity. Red is a cheerful warm color that improves mood and makes the environment more energetic and kind. But that's just how I see colors.
I can't get over the fact that Spy is still smoking in the Hospital after being burned completely into a crisp like yeah it's a serious scene but FUCKING LOOK AT HIM
Red: Defeating gigantic teleported bread Blue: Defeating insanity Red: Explaining how teleporting bread works Blue: Explaining how respawn machine works Red: "We are not most men... We are mercenaries." Blue: "It's eternity in there."
RED Lore - "THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG, BUT TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN!" BLU Lore - "It's longer than you think...i have seen the other side." "You're gonna make it fritz." "I know..."
RED: "seduce me" "what!? Spy I ain't gonna-" "SEDUCE ME!" BLU: "my eyes hurt..." "I spoke to my grandfather, he's been dead thirty years" "what'd he say?" "i t ' s a n e t e r n i t y i n t h e r e" "y'know how long I've waited for this? *longer than you think* "
it just hit me that Emesis Blue is one of the few movies I actually want to rewatch, especially more than once, which has gotta be pretty impressive for a feature length SFM animation
i realized that everyone in emesis blue look the same, uk like heavy with his tankyness, spy with his make and accent, soldier with his helmet,engineer with his goggles, sniper with his australian accent and his hat, demoman with his eyepatch, scout with his cap n stuff, medic having his german accent, but pyro
Fan fact: "Exploration date", as well as official comics chronologically takes place after main tf2 events. In this timeline "RED" team formed by miss Pauling and Admininstrator, from leftovers of both teams. For example, Scout here is actually from BLU team
I’ve had a stranger idea that Emesis Red was a real thing and they have suffered through horrors upon horrors but now they’re just kinda living after the fact in a retirement home simulation to keep them happy and stimulated. Emesis blue is canon and Blu is in that stage at the present and eventually got dropped into the happy simulation that Red is in and the rest of the lore goes off from that. It’s the only was Emesis Blue can be can be canon and I like to think of it like that.
red lore : hihi bread monster, blue lore : the never ending torture of INFINITE death and resurrection and the constant effect on the brain each time they live
that fun, goofy contrast of “darnit this teleporter made this bread into a monster we can blow it up tho” and “I’ve been disposable this entire time. I’ve been cloned time and time again to be used as a pawn in wars. The people I look up to, the people I worked with, I thought they were entirely different people because of what they experienced and saw. I’ve learned this was wrong as I realize they had never changed.”
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Yall i cant heart all your comments 😭
Ty for the views tho i appreciate it
Its so peak
RED: What is wrong with the teleporter?
BLU: What is wrong with the respawn machine?
Ooo! That's actually a good idea for a spinoff of Emesis Blue. "Emesis Red" Where instead of focusing on the respawn machine, it could focus on the teleporter. I also noticed that just about every shot of Emesis Blue takes places at night, and most of the time in the rain. So maybe for Emesis Red, they could have the setting focused around the scorching hot clear sky day in the middle of the desert.
@@Ostan-jw2bg And based on the thing about teleporting, what would you need in a war in the supply lines? And since their supply lines are teleporters, what would happen if they malfunctioned or did not work?
@@Ostan-jw2bg good idea bro cookin' stuff
@@Ostan-jw2bg Isn't expiration date already was based on teleporter?
@@NamsaRay Expiration Date wasn't a horror movie though, it wasn't even remotely the same as Emesis Blue.
Red lore: Scout's mother :D
Blu lore: Horrors beyond your comprehension
-why you not scared?
-i dont get it.
Red Lore: scout’s mother :D
Blu lore: scout’s mother :(
I dont get it
Red lore: well of to visit your mother XD
Blue lore: well boys i figure we are about to visit our mothers
@@macyk113 same
I always had this headcannon that RED was the silly goobers we see them as and that BLU is a team of cold-hearted, serious, and willing to do anything for their own good.
Watch Hoovydundy pt 1 and 2. It plays into this scenario really well.
Yeah REDs being silly goofy hippie commies who just share things live their life and have fun, while BLUs being cold-hearted individualistic competitive capitalists who are like IRL mercenaries.
reminds me of red vs blue. red team was more about humor and being along for the ride while blue dealt with the more story related serious stuff
that's literally my headcanon as well
Especially in the Meet the Pyro video, that’s kind of exactly how it’s portrayed
BLU has a bigger level of suffering than Red. Kinda shows that the two teams have… WAY different kinds of experience.
Till this day BLU hasn't won problably cuz it focus more on RED however it's nice the fan base gives blue lore
@@Caliver_174it’s false lore
@@flakc9634 nuh uh
@@flakc9634 FFS a made actually
@@flakc9634okay I don’t see the actual creators making more lore so might as well make this a widespread headcanon lore since everyone loves it
RED lore: hehe bread teleport = zombie monster
BLU lore: *literal torture and cruel deaths*
Totally different story lines
Honestly the only thought i have after hearing medic from a scout the 100th time over one round be like
nah dude the whole slaughter house is literally a embodiment of hell itself
In BLU lore almost every red died
RED Demo just there for no reason
Red lore: I TELEPORTED BREAAAD
Blu lore: when they figured out how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories about what they saw on the other side. saw old friends, family, mostly strangers... I spoke to my grandfather. He's been dead for thirty years... He told... "it's eternity in there"
"longer than you think...."
"My eyes hurt..."
“Some get stuck inside, trying to come through*
“your tellin me that this has happend before?”
“Doc, what is wrong with the respawn machine?”
@@Napper0183 "You don't want to know..."
RED: an organization that actually puts extra money towards the respawn machine
BLU: "think about the money you will save!"
Mercenaries are very cheap these days! With a Respawn Machine on every frontline, there will be no worry!
RED: Teleporting bread all day
BLU: Enigmatic experience in the slaughterhouse
slaughterhouse
geometry dash reference
@@TheDestroyer55e I was referring to the Conagher Slaughterhouse
@@Buppamen i know
Enigmatic Sans last breath reference
I watched the entire emesis blue film and at the same time I was terrefied and confused I was completely amazed on how such a piece of art could be made by a community of a game which it's own company doesn't give 2 craps about
By a single person, probably
@@SandwichGamesHeavy Ironic, but the people who made it are Australian.
@@modeman15 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI!
Shut up and get lost
I didn’t understand the lord either but it was hella interesting to watch
0:33 it's cool how spy points the gun at himself trying to end it, but then realizes there's water
I never noticed that lol
@@popcat1787me as well
Nice catch, sir!
He doesn't point the gun at himself. Rewatch at slow speed.
@@UA-camEncouragesViolenceoh yeah, he doesnt
Red is like the "Scary" Colour while Blue can be somewhat peaceful.
But for the the two teams it's the opposite.
Red Team ain't having too many issues and are living their lives somewhat peaceful in a "Chaotic Cartoon" way
While Blue team is just groundhog day combined with the Jaunt!
Red is fire while blue is water, but that fire keeps you warm while the water drowns you!
Emesis blue is such a great film i love it!
Blue is also a cold and melancholic color that creates feelings of loneliness and hopelessness and some maturity.
Red is a cheerful warm color that improves mood and makes the environment more energetic and kind.
But that's just how I see colors.
@@ВиноградФиолетовый2008thats also kinda supported by the building materials of the team buildings
In short, Red is Dante and Blue is Virgil...
Poetic gold
Song name: dark beach, by pastel ghost
Thanks
bro is so worthy that the thor's Hammer picks up by itself
Is there somwhere that exact slowed version?
@@lokishyou go into the guy i mentioned in the description, click the medic experience thing and go to its description, go to slowed version and yeah
@user-di7mv1mz8jexpiration date
I can't get over the fact that Spy is still smoking in the Hospital after being burned completely into a crisp
like yeah it's a serious scene but FUCKING LOOK AT HIM
It’s based of a shock photo I saw it in a video about the known lore of the film
I knlw this is a serious scene but... Man is burnt crispy, still smoking with his hands in the air like he just don't care. Fucking French Fry
Emesis blue: *respawn lore*
Emesis red: “WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!” “AS LONG AS NO ONE WATCHES SKIBIDI TOILET” “QUESTION”
“WHATS YOUR QUESTION SOLDIER?”
@@owenwoolley3394 “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?”
@@owenwoolley3394 "eye watch skibidi toilet"
@@timothyleplayerHOW. MUCH
@@buffsniper "I have done nothing but watch skibidi toilet for 3 days"
Red just fighting a monster shape like a bread
Meanwhile Blu suffering from enternal death over and over again
it is more like a bread shaped like a monster...
Red lore: well teleporter is fucked
Blu lore: if anyone dies they are gone
Respawn!!
Ze respawn machine is broken soldier
We can’t
@@Cheese_man318 **soldier scream**
That’s the effects of cheating death for too long, it’s quite terrible
@@BentlyDoesBentlyThings WELL MAGOTS I'M NOT DEAD!
*I'M STILL OUT THERE IN THE MILLATARY CAUSE I NEVER LOST!!!*
Now all we need is for valve to declare this as literal canon that happened after red team got their ending
Red: Defeating gigantic teleported bread
Blue: Defeating insanity
Red: Explaining how teleporting bread works
Blue: Explaining how respawn machine works
Red: "We are not most men... We are mercenaries."
Blue: "It's eternity in there."
In "Spy's disguise" you can literally see the whole red team get slaughtered
Wait you’ve got a point there. They literally show a corps- Wait, you weren’t talking about Meet The Spy. nvm.
We don’t talk about BLU
Yes we dont
Blue-ue-ue, we don't talk about Blue!
Medic tf you used me to kill my engi💀💀💀
@@Sentry_tf2 SHUT UP OR I’LL CALL UP THE FRENCH
No
*Laughing*
0:12 the best part is that slowing down and how deeper the tones get.
RED Lore - "THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG, BUT TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN!"
BLU Lore - "It's longer than you think...i have seen the other side." "You're gonna make it fritz." "I know..."
…but the chamber wasn’t empty…
RED Lore: uh oh, bread monster
BLU Lore: *It's eternity in there...*
longer than you think
"Do you ever feel like you're getting watched?"
Red: Spy:this is a bucket
Soldier:dear god
Spy:there’s more
Soldier:no
Blue:S U F F E R
This is perfect. Also Emesis Blue is a dark reflection of the tf2 lore. *BUT* BLU caused RED more trouble than RED to BLU
The BLU got the most PTSD more then anyone else
"Doc,i live at the second floor."
Hey Doc do you ever feel like your being watched?
"Have you spoken to your mother about this?"
@@sviatoslavs.1305 she said it's all in my head
So atmospheric, so good...
Emesis blue is one of the greatest film of all time
fr
That cinematic is the reason why i always choose blu. The suffering is familiar
I guess you could say blu is feeling, blue.
That slaps me on the knee!!!
-heavy tf2 2011
RED: "seduce me" "what!? Spy I ain't gonna-" "SEDUCE ME!"
BLU: "my eyes hurt..."
"I spoke to my grandfather, he's been dead thirty years" "what'd he say?" "i t ' s a n e t e r n i t y i n t h e r e"
"y'know how long I've waited for this? *longer than you think* "
RED lore: bred monstr
BLU lore: ...
red lore: oh noes isa bread monster!!!!!
blue lore: horrors beyond our comprehension+respawn machine creating mutants,zombies and others.
the emesis blue left me like i was hit on the head with a sledge hammer i saw coming,
truly petrified and confused beyond concussion
it just hit me that Emesis Blue is one of the few movies I actually want to rewatch, especially more than once, which has gotta be pretty impressive for a feature length SFM animation
Crazy that a game that is so hardy memed on and has some of the craziest lore you’ve ever seen and it gong so deep is crazy.
RED lore: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE
BLU lore: WE CANNOT RESURRECT BREAD ANYMORE
Just so you guys know, i know this isnt canon blu lore, but im all in for fan lore so yeah
You know, Emesis Blu doesn't break that many established canons. I think you could say that Emesis Blu is the final chapter of TF2.
@@nikitaavdeev9681 only problem is "that many"
Hey, what’s the song name?
@@Pesky_Parrotdid you find it
@@SeanIsSuperFunny yeh
RED lore : i teleported bread!
BLU lore : Manmade Horrors Beyond One's Comprehension.
Drug addiction vs. a living giant tumor infected bread.
“It’s eternity in there.”
“Longer than you think.”
Red: happy and friendly!
Blu: smth out of a War movie.
Red:Something from a war movie where main character is a cool guy
Blue:Something from a war movie that shows the horrors of war
Red: haha funny bread go brrr
Blu: Death isn’t an escape. It’s a consequence.
Red: valve
Blu: community
Builders league beloved♥
i realized that everyone in emesis blue look the same, uk like heavy with his tankyness, spy with his make and accent, soldier with his helmet,engineer with his goggles, sniper with his australian accent and his hat, demoman with his eyepatch, scout with his cap n stuff, medic having his german accent, but pyro
Red: "WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!"
BLU: "It's eternity in there..."
you know the crazy thing is? maybe this was the reason why there is no civilian gamemode because of the events of emesis blue
red: haha bread monster!
blu: *LONGER THAN YOU THINK*
Red's medic: 🤣
Blu's medic: 💀
Cute medic smile 2:05
"it's just a video game charachter, don't get too excited"
Blu team lore:malfunctioning respawn machine
Red team lore:bread
soldier is genuinely that guy for enduring all of that
Red: Pocket Medic
Blue: Battle Medic
I love how everyone takes emisis blue as canon now
@@Big_RandyTM read my comment
RED lore : I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days
BLU lore : Unimaginable pain and suffering
If I ever get into SFM, all of the goofy videos are gonna follow RED, while all the serious videos are gonna follow BLU
Red’s trauma is physical, blu’s is mental.
red lore: WE CAN'T SPAWN BREAD NO MORE?
blu lore:
RED: Epic moments
BLU: Tragic moments
"You look lost, Stranger...."
Red: i teleported bread for the past three days
Blue: bread? Theres no bread in the sinners bakery...
Red:The bread is a monster
Blu: *Eternity is in here*
Red: haha funne bred
Blu: 🫥
Red lore: uh oh a wacky bread monsters on the loose!!
blu lore: its an eternity in there
Fan fact: "Exploration date", as well as official comics chronologically takes place after main tf2 events. In this timeline "RED" team formed by miss Pauling and Admininstrator, from leftovers of both teams. For example, Scout here is actually from BLU team
Red Lore: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!
Blu Lore: the most realistic and horrifying sfm that has ever been conceived in the history of mann
RED: *suffers pain & loss*
BLU: *suffers pain, lies, betrayal, trauma, humillation, torture, wiles, nightmares & loss*
Gordon Freeman lore: "hehe, crowbar go woosh."
G-Man lore:
Red Lore: "i have teleported Bread!"
Blu Lore:
definitely gives different vibes
Red: we had to fight a giant loaf of bread
Blue: …
red : bred
blue : i... need... to... save... scout...
Red is just pure fighting and bread while blu is ptsd, psychological horror, schizophrenia
I’ve had a stranger idea that Emesis Red was a real thing and they have suffered through horrors upon horrors but now they’re just kinda living after the fact in a retirement home simulation to keep them happy and stimulated. Emesis blue is canon and Blu is in that stage at the present and eventually got dropped into the happy simulation that Red is in and the rest of the lore goes off from that. It’s the only was Emesis Blue can be can be canon and I like to think of it like that.
red is cooler than blue, blue is colder.
Even tho red has less expierence than blue one red team stands out and thats demo he was litterally fighting with blu soldier in emesis blue fr
dam i got to rewatch that again..........
RED: fights random shit to get skill
BLU: literal fucking death, drugs, overdosage, respawn machine not working, killing someone's self
its an eternity in there
"And that's how I lost my medical license"
But the BLUs were fighting the Red Engineer, the Zombies, the Mutant Scout, they're the Reds, and the Demoman, he's also Red
Red was extinct a long long time ago, and the Demoman is only just a Red person affected by the Blu effect.
Red soldier: teleports bread
Blue soldier: …
hallucinations: medic - killing people and death heavy - death of partners scout - teeth falling out
red lore = badass
blue lore = history & overkill
Emesis blu:
Rumination red:
red lore : hihi bread monster,
blue lore : the never ending torture of INFINITE death and resurrection and the constant effect on the brain each time they live
"Horrors are not only limited when you don't find yourself in a dark situation"
I dont care, emesis blue mercs being the blu team is canon for me now
Emesis blue is a MASTERCLASS
Don't missundersimate...
Emesis Blu...
RED: Bread
BLU: betrayed
Red : we fought à monster
Blue : we fought...
“My eyes hurt”
-a random spawn machine guy
"ITS ETERNITY IN THERE" "MY EYES HURT"
that fun, goofy contrast of “darnit this teleporter made this bread into a monster we can blow it up tho”
and “I’ve been disposable this entire time. I’ve been cloned time and time again to be used as a pawn in wars. The people I look up to, the people I worked with, I thought they were entirely different people because of what they experienced and saw. I’ve learned this was wrong as I realize they had never changed.”
BLU: The analog horror
RED: The fandom of it