@@tommylehomme8695 That arrived long before the stupid Xenu story was exposed, but nice try. Also, it was supposed to be the PERSON hearing it getting sick, so yeah, I am still waiting. You go right ahead believing all their lies whilst they either take all your money or make you work like a slave. Tough choice, I know. Of course you could also leave and live a normal life. The side-effect of leaving is that you will see just how brainwashed you were.
You have to pay millions to get to OT8 and it takes years, unless you pay them millions and are a well known celebrity, like Grant Cardone or Nancy Cartwright.
Yay! I already payed for the Key to Life Course. But in order to use it in real life I get to pay even more money for the Life Orientation Course so I can discover my hat in life. Thank you LRH!
Of course you can, Mike. But... there's something you understand first. For that particular "hat" you'd have to sell your soul. Not all at once of course, just a little bit here and there, now and then. But the secret is... the parrot will shit all over your backside. Which doesn't matter that much until you turn around and realize your among your peers. Sincerely, CVD
Oh, it is dear. Totally legit. I can't tell how much Scientology has done for me. I use to suck and fuck and brown the night away (Beverly Hills, of course). But now, after twenty years of auditing, I've decided to join the Salvation Army and now I'm saved, saved, saved and beating on my big bass drum and singing: "I use to suck, fuck and brown the night away." Want a little mayo... on your open face... sandwich?
This course has an orientation book with 720 pages, 679 of which are illustrations by a Disney artist. After having seen these illustrations, you will know exactly what your hat in life is. Imagine what effect on the world this will have. 🤪🥴
News alert: there is no level after OT8, but little Miscavige has to lie to try and get as much money as possible. Hence him forcing everyone to redo what they already did. No other way to milk you of every penny.
How would you know? You're a suppressive. A negative gomb ( - 4 tone level) and we'll find you.... We'll find out what you are and where you are. If we can beat the FBI, CIA, and the Internal Rev., we can arrange certain things to make it look like an accident. Know what I mean, duckie? Sincerely, OT 9 + Org.
Dear Ducky; You obviously missed my point. What I said was a joke. If making some one laugh at Scientology is a form of violence, so be it. A good laugh never kill anyone yet.
Hi sailor. Want a ride? I love how you promote sanity and dress up in sailor's uniform at the same time. Why don't you all dress up sailors and stay out to sea for a billion years? You really are a bunch of nuts in uniforms. God help us all.... !!
Berendo4ever - Also happens to be Scientology's high water mark for membership--according to Mike Rinder and many others, in 1990 they had about 100,000 worldwide. Today it's somewhere below 20,000.
It’s all bull shit. Save the kids then help the adults. Believe what you want but no child should be subjected to this. It’s wrong and it will die with in our lifetime.
Garbage. Always promising the secret over the next hill or purchased course you will find the answer the answer is that the next course is the 1 u need to discover the secret
LOVE that 16-bit Sega Genesis soundtrack!
The fact that South Park exposed the world to the Xenu story and we all didn't get pneumonia and die kind of blows up the whole thing, doesn't it?
where do you think bird flu, SARS and COVID-19 come from?
@@tommylehomme8695 Birds, bats, and the Wuhan Institute of Virology
@@tommylehomme8695 That arrived long before the stupid Xenu story was exposed, but nice try. Also, it was supposed to be the PERSON hearing it getting sick, so yeah, I am still waiting.
You go right ahead believing all their lies whilst they either take all your money or make you work like a slave. Tough choice, I know. Of course you could also leave and live a normal life. The side-effect of leaving is that you will see just how brainwashed you were.
That's because the story is fake. It's Xeno as in "Xenomorph".
South Park actually exposed stuff that is learned at OT level 3. You have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn that.
"We stand tall"
🎵 HEY LA LI LA🎵
COB only stands tall with lift shoes and an apple box.
And at approximately $250,000 to get to OTVIII going clear has never been more affordable. Can't wait...I'm so moving to Clearwater.
You have to pay millions to get to OT8 and it takes years, unless you pay them millions and are a well known celebrity, like Grant Cardone or Nancy Cartwright.
Yay! I already payed for the Key to Life Course. But in order to use it in real life I get to pay even more money for the Life Orientation Course so I can discover my hat in life. Thank you LRH!
And with that hat, you can divine whether you are in Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin.
@@UncleKennysPlace 🤣🤣🤣
It's like a Tim and Eric sketch
Every time the music starts I sing along... ' WE ARE ALL FUCKING MENTAL AS FUCK, WE'RE ALL FUCK-ING MEN-TAAAAL'
that size difference at 2:25 was shocking !
If I join up, could i have a sailors hat and a parrot on my shoulder please. Size 12.......the hat, not the parrot
Of course you can, Mike. But... there's something you understand first. For that particular "hat" you'd have to sell your soul. Not all at once of course, just a little bit here and there, now and then. But the secret is... the parrot will shit all over your backside. Which doesn't matter that much until you turn around and realize your among your peers. Sincerely, CVD
That yacht in the background seems really godly, sign me up!
They don't show you the brig where they keep the slaves.
The Zee Group it was condemned as it's full of asbestos, IIRC
“Beingness and producingness”
What?????
My hat in life is where it should be. On a hat stand.
Not saying Ray Mithoff deserved going to the hole, but he probably should have been kept from delivering speeches somehow. What a charisma void.
Also they're introducing the course but somehow already have testimonials from graduates. Hilarious.
This guy seems very stressed
"Hello" "Hi". holy shit, SYNCHRONIZED GREETINGS. Two minutes in i cant watch anymore
„I have stopped using my hearing aid“ … so possibly still deaf 😅
That deaf Scientologist must be a terrible auditor.
No matter how much you try, you just can't polish a turd.
Love the idea that a luxury yacht is somehow a vector for 'sanity', still that's CoS for you. Somebody cue the Love Boat theme...
"Luxury?" ... Freewinds is pretty long in the tooth these days.
In 2019 they had a measles outbreak and were trapped out at sea, but the Freewinds yacht is the only place that teaches OT8.
This whole Video is just a bloody advert to buy BOOKS and courses!
that's how they getcha
that, and suing the hell out of IRS agents (which is also how they getcha if you're an IRS agent)
Are you really that surprised?
Director: Hello *Crowd In Synchronous Simultaneous Chorus* Hi.... NOPE SO MUCH NOPE
ａｌｌ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｎｏｗ
Go to North Korea. Throw your legs up to Jesus and yell, "Mushie, Mushie."
Seems legit to me
Oh, it is dear. Totally legit. I can't tell how much Scientology has done for me. I use to suck and fuck and brown the night away (Beverly Hills, of course). But now, after twenty years of auditing, I've decided to join the Salvation Army and now I'm saved, saved, saved and beating on my big bass drum and singing: "I use to suck, fuck and brown the night away." Want a little mayo... on your open face... sandwich?
Clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap
Sanity. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
This course has an orientation book with 720 pages, 679 of which are illustrations by a Disney artist. After having seen these illustrations, you will know exactly what your hat in life is. Imagine what effect on the world this will have. 🤪🥴
Those Illustrations are shit. Clumsy and dated.
Blah blah blah universe blah blah hat in life blah blah blah applause blah blah blah
Never has one man said so little to so many.
News alert: there is no level after OT8, but little Miscavige has to lie to try and get as much money as possible. Hence him forcing everyone to redo what they already did. No other way to milk you of every penny.
CHEESY AF! 🤢😢😂 don't know whether to laugh or cry at the brainwashing going on here
this is a dangious cult
How would you know? You're a suppressive. A negative gomb ( - 4 tone level) and we'll find you.... We'll find out what you are and where you are. If we can beat the FBI, CIA, and the Internal Rev., we can arrange certain things to make it look like an accident. Know what I mean, duckie? Sincerely, OT 9 + Org.
Charles Davis I understand that you are a victim of this cult but threats of violence have no place here
Dear Ducky; You obviously missed my point. What I said was a joke. If making some one laugh at Scientology is a form of violence, so be it. A good laugh never kill anyone yet.
@@charlesdavis7087 it's not a joke unless you add 'lol' at the end.
Dangerous too!
Una locura salvar al mundo los más sectarios y fanáticos.
Pure gibberish.
Hi sailor. Want a ride? I love how you promote sanity and dress up in sailor's uniform at the same time. Why don't you all dress up sailors and stay out to sea for a billion years? You really are a bunch of nuts in uniforms. God help us all.... !!
see my other videos :)
I'd rather come down with hemorrhoids than look at your fucking face. Sincerely, moi
You realize this guys more of an exposer of Scientology and probably not an actual scientologist right? Jackass
Yeah, whatever did happen to that brief blip in eternity Dave?
6:15 they show a HAT. Are there gonna be HATS? I like a stylish hat.
6 June, AD 40...what does AD40 mean?
After Dianetics.
They tried to start their own year system based in when Dianetics was first published in 1950.
So AD 40 would be 1990
Berendo4ever - Also happens to be Scientology's high water mark for membership--according to Mike Rinder and many others, in 1990 they had about 100,000 worldwide. Today it's somewhere below 20,000.
2:24 oh my God either David is very short or that guy is super tall
Little David stood 5'3"
Ronnie B lmaooo
comey toast
I did both of these courses in 92 and 93. Got my money's worth. No regrets. They are no longer available. Miscavige destroyed everything.
Has the tech changed?
It’s all bull shit. Save the kids then help the adults. Believe what you want but no child should be subjected to this. It’s wrong and it will die with in our lifetime.
@allenscudder Not so sure about that last part....sadly.
why are they all dressed like waiters?
PUGE
2:39 - So dumb.
Cult U lol
Garbage. Always promising the secret over the next hill or purchased course you will find the answer the answer is that the next course is the 1 u need to discover the secret