If There was an RPG Loading Screen for REAL LIFE
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NO MOM GET OUT I’M BUSY! OH MY GOD NO I CAN’T PAUSE IT! What? No I’m not playing an online game… I’m watching a Wizard with Guns sketch! No cause if I pause it now, It’ll ruin the momentum of the sketches natural flow, and now the cleverly worded payoff will feel unearned! They make post-ironic satire at its finest! And you're SPOILING it! Oh you think you’ve seen this one before? The sketch with the poop, no the other one, no the other one, no the other one, no the other one, no the other one. Oh THAT one, I haven’t seen that one yet.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography and SFX by:
Mitchell Nance
#RPG #Comedy #Gaming
What’s the RPG based on YOUR real life called?
Leisure Suit Larry
Depression
“Man playing video games for an unreasonable amount of time”
Depressed slob 2022: listlessly playing mods and indie games.
Crippling Disappointment
Every bit was amazingly executed. The tips are funny, the stuff still manifesting into existence after loading was over, despite taking a minute and a half almost, and even the subtitles being wrong, it's all just so good.
Thank you!
So was the guy moving houses
Especially the execution
I didn’t even notice all that! Thank you so much. Now I can appreciate the skit in its full glory
Everything was perfectly executed, just like that guys head
I made the mistake of doing the side quest helping that guy move. It’s an hour long sneak mission evading his ex wife to get his anime figurines outside.
Hahahahhahahahahh
Congratulations! You are actually funny!
kinda sounds like your throwin shade@@ElHombreGato
average yakuza substory
You are actually able to steal things from him, though, which does allow you to get a Playstation 5 early-game.
I didn’t know you could steal things until today. Wish I’d paid more attention to the loading screen.
The amount of work required for those loading screens must have been insane. Great sketch as always
That was the greatest build-up to climax execution I've ever seen in comedy.
"when praying, be sure it's the right God" 💀
I really appreciate all the effort you guys put in. I've never seen a video of yours that you phoned in. May you one day get all the subscribers you deserve.
This means so much to us thank you!! :)
You see this video is great because it means that that person sized turntable was a business expense
the pop in rendering as the game loads at the end was a real nice touch
Thanks for noticing!!
This is the only correct response when someone asks you to help them move.
There was so much effort put into this bit and I love it
This was a fantastic sketch! Great work on the design for the elements of the loading screen, and the tips which were hilarious!
The pop in effect when the game was loading was brilliant, and the end joke was on point for your typical, world weary open world gamer.
I thought this was supposed to be parody. That load length was an authentic Bethesda game experience.
the captions not matching up with what he's actually saying is crazy accurate
Ah, a Level 1 coin. But it's the Level 5 coins that give you hints!
I would unironically play a human town rpg
I remember when loading took this long...
Slight error at 1:17, you cannot in fact ask a doctor anything
That's a long ass loading screen
you guys should definitely do more rpg style stuff
loading Mormonism
Frank eats the peel on his fruit
It’s true
I preferred untucked myself, the added ability is worth it
Good one
Didn't know you guys were playing on an Xbox 360 fat for the load times to be that long
I mean you can own people, the guards will just agro so you have to be careful
0:44 Sure you can, but only for the first 18 years of life, unless they have a developmental disability and then it's possible to gain lifelong ownership.
george band-aid
What happened to human town 1???
The editing when the stuff clipped in after the loading screen ended was freaking amazing
Also the zoom on michael for his dialogue was hilarious
@@leahrice5827It's like Oblivion.
Such long loading and it still glitches :D
But real life does have a loading screen, it’s called waiting for my wife to get ready, am I right fellas?
I'm not your fella, buddy
Wanna share a Bud Light though?
I got ribs at home, you know get away from the missus.
That's insaneo style man
You’re 100% right
Miss
In my country, wife waits you.
The reveal that the bandaid was George Bush themed was priceless
I love my fucking shit
That was the real kicker for me I do say
"Steal. It's free" is probably the best quote I've ever seen in a video
FBI will remember that
la "shoppers" tottaly dont get it
I just kinda stared at the video the whole time wondering “how did they do that?” They're so motionless, surely they aren't just spinning in front of a green screen.
oh yeah funny story, to get those shots they *actually* digitized the props and actors into the video
they are still working on a way to fix this
I thought digitisation technology was banned over 20 years ago for precisely this reason?
How did Mages with Firearms get access to it?
@@BeepSmile they brought something stronger than a wizard with a gun... a wizard with TWO guns - a pretty valuable asset for "negotiations"
if you look carefully, you can see them very subtly fumble
@@Chryssantha The one with the tie really sells it. I'm guessing they put a wire in the tie to keep it up like that or something, but it looks really good
While I love all your skits, this is EASILY the most well executed production value Ive seen yet. Seriously well done
Thank you so much dude that means a ton!
That loading screen was peak comedy and has inspired me to remove my arms so that I'm faster on my feet.
Well done CHAP!
Damn, you type really good with your toes... or face(?)
@@sweatyeti he's got faster feet now.
I wouldn't be so sure about that one tip. Arms are used while running to keep your balance, and indirectly allows your legs to do more aggressive movements that let you go faster.
Of course, I'm saying this out of intuition. I know leg prosthetics designed for running can give you an edge when it comes to raw speed, in part due to the reduced mass, so maybe it IS faster!
I’ve always wanted to know what it would look like if you guys were in a microwave, now we know!
Mitch came out a little overcooked
Is this the inspiration for their giant microwave video?
@@dilly2760 this is my new favorite sentence
Make sure it’s not more than like three seconds!
Ever since Kyler was added, loading takes a lot longer, but I say it’s worth it, Kyler is the best part of the game!
The loading screen 3D spins were strangely artful. And you perfectly capture the way that cutscenes refuse to lip-sync right in games.
The extra mile you guys went into the "texture pop-in" reference at 1:26 was brilliant.
0:44 jefferson davis begs to differ
I really hope you guys get the recognition you deserve, I love this channel and hope to see it prosper.
Thank you so much! That means a ton we love you!
Dude seriously!!! These guys are SOOOOOO funny!!!! Their skits are so incredibly original. I love how they have evolved over their yt career. I'd say it's like watching a comedic style mature right in front of our eyes.... But they still manage to stick to their roots. The first video of theirs I saw was "Who crapped my pants?" Or whatever it's called and it was so GD funny...and the ending....😚🤌 totally wasn't expecting it.
I also really love the QVC with mystical items. Everyday I pray they keep that ring away from Nugnug
That world loading scene was fantastic, the can manifesting and then moving to it's proper animation was top notch.
I love you.
We love you too Urban :)
@@Wizards_with_Guns😮 Ugh! No Fair!!! I Want Wizards with Guns to say they love me too!!!!
@@ElHombreGato well instead you get a stranger on the Internet to say fuck you. FUCK YOU
Even when theres been something that tons of people have done a video on, you wizards always manage to make it original and the most hilarious skit out there,
Love you always x
That death scene was really well made
I hear Human Town 3 is going to disguise the loading by having you ride in an elevator and having your companions banter about swallowing gum and which god to pray to.
i cant believe they actually killed michael in real life for this one. now THATS dedication, and totally worth it! but yeah RIP and all that.
Most underrated channel on youtube, continue the good work and you guys will grow even more on this platform.
was it just me or does that look like it would be a fun game to actually play
I have yet to learn who “Kyler” is and I’m still terrified of what he’s capable of
There's actually an exploit you can use to get around the No Owning People code. There used to be a really easy way to do it that got patched out a while back, where you didn't need any glitches or anything, you just had to get a boat and a bunch of guns and talk to the right merchants in Africa. That wasn't long after the Galleons and Gunpowder DLC so I guess just an oversight, but it took them ages to fix it. One of the best exploits for it nowadays is that if you reclass into Prison Warden and max your Corruption skill tree, you can start a prison business and combine forced labour policies with employment law workarounds to create a workforce you basically don't have to pay. And if you can keep your Reformation score low enough, everyone you release from prison just ends up right back in!
Also, if you buy the Cocoa Candy Crazy Pack, you obviously unlock the Whimsacurial and Chocolatier roles and that allows you to get around the No Owning Babies code with an exploit, although it mainly works in West Africa. Also, the Doilies and Dowries expansion has an exploit. Hopefully they patch it for those 50 million players, although some of the players using the Gavels and Grudges pack in America have been working to stop this
I've already been through a 9 month loading screen, and spend almost 8 hours to load the next day. I don't need extra loading screens. The ones I get are weird enough. No tips, just raw fear and infinite falling.
My loading screens have mini games, you need to eat the cheese just before you save your previous session.
I got one where white puffballs with cartoony limbs and faces invaded my grandfather's house, another where I had to get to my house before it closed, and even one where there were giant crayons (which were missiles) and I threw one even though it was like twice my size and it exploded
i hate it when the loading screen tips are so cryptic that it's almost incomprehensible! what do they even mean? "if you order a ham and cheese roll, there will be a long awkward silence"? "throw your csgo knives at giant red spheres to further the spheres' artistic representation of personal sacrifice and human unity"?
Love how the tips are just common sense.
Wait, having loading screens isn't normal?
For newer players, the tip _"when praying, be sure it's the right god"_ is an old prank by the devs. If you asked NPCs to clarify which god was right, the game would either spawn hostile inquisitors or initiate a holy war.
The "feature" has since been disabled on most modern servers, but I hear some of the older ones still run it.
This is fantastic, def needs a sequel or 8
This is the game eldritch horrors play when they just want to relax and pretend to be a boring fleshy human for a bit.
Damn, you're only level two. I've been playing this game for 41 years.
brb, going play my favorite RPG: Go Outside
I'm confused as to how your highlights channel has more subs than this one. Here's hoping more people follow those links in the description to see your full content here!
"Loading Mormonism" incredible, I cackled at that part.
You cant own a human. Hm, so it's not Palworld.
0:43 should’ve said “patched in update 18.65”
I like the evolution of the text on the top left corner, very nice detail
More of this….MAKE AN HOUR OF THIS. I command it!
I think the funniest part of this is thinking "holy shit, how did they create that rotation effect, the Wachowski siblings had to build a whole several thousand dollar 3D camera rig for it, and it was a whole thing...!" and then seeing their eyes twitch and fingers tremble, and realising they're literally just physically rotating around on a lazy suzanne or something in real time :')
I would love to see more of this personally!
A minute and a half loading screen seems long, but if it’s a simulation of real life, then that is actually remarkably fast
Who wrote "loading mormonism"? Also, is the guy who's moving Kyler? Or is Kyler the final boss at the end of the game who's been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
"If you have your arms removed..."
**Shows Armchair (rocking chair)**
0:46 Aw man, I forgot they changed that in the Anti-Slavery Update.
Its all fully mundane till you lopped his noggin off and were shown to be wairing knights garb 😂
All so funny
IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER LOOOL the part where the camera zooms in on them against your will XDD
The rotating poses were HILARIOUS AF! WELL DONE GENTLEMAN!💯😂
Took me a whole minute to realise the vid had started because I’m so conditioned to zone out at loading screens 😂
I guess I played a bit too much Skyrim this weekend
I think Human 2 is the best when it comes to graphics, map size, and the freedom to choose your office space is really cool but the original human was a way better when it came to gameplay sure it was a grind getting through school but your character could jump higher, run faster, and the money wasn't as important as it is in human 2 where it literally pay to live
Human Town 3 is supposed to be coming out soon. Heard they added a mid-life crisis feature.
You guys don't get an option menu while talking to people?
Weird.
Ew.
Can we get more of these? I love Human Town 2.
This is probably the only game I'd let load for one minute and 20 seconds without rage quitting.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY FUCKING SPLEEN SHOT INTO ORBIT FROM LAUGHING AT THAT ENDING
I loved how things spawned in and rendered.
Only real gamers play the first Human Town.
it’s true 😳
Stealing is in fact not free, I followed this trick and am now typing this inside a book
Incredible execution. There's so much detail in every frame it's hilarious!
Y'all did such a good job faithfully creating a loading screen, I started looking at my phone while I waited for it to load, and I was watching the video 'on' my phone, so that's really saying something!
Haha so true I answered that question like that yesterday! Very relatable.
damn this one was amazingly done
We appreciate that
This was a very good video.
Holy shit, this is so well executed! You can tell how much work was put into this, fantastic job
0:44 u can own a child if u give birth to them
Or by them off the black market
damn i miss human town 1why did they remove the owning human feature
The compositing and visual effects on this video is god tier.
what happens if I click "reset default settings" at the start?
This was fucking outstanding like holy SHIT
.your videos are awesome.
I wish I had a funny comment, but gosh darn I’m happy I found this channel. Nonstop bangers.
Thank you for the comment it made our day!
The decapitation was so unexpected, I laughed out loud in complete solitude.
This is just incredible. So many hilarious details crammed into every corner!! I see something new every time I watch it. Holy shit it's perfect
I just realized that in the top left of the video it lists various things the game is loading in, like inventory, textures, and Kyler.