Your father has been distant lately.

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  2 роки тому +1173

    So what type of cruise did YOUR dad abandon you on?

    • @huntermiller2412
      @huntermiller2412 2 роки тому +35

      Not exactly a cruise but he got a free stay in southern San Rafael in Cali for a few years, got some sick tattoos while he was there and really bulked up.

    • @salkjshaweoiuenvohvr
      @salkjshaweoiuenvohvr 2 роки тому +19

      I remember the fateful day my father departed me on the SS Eversteady. He was given tickets to the fateful cruise after as a holiday bonus for the successfully executed lap dance at his Boss's office birthday party. The boat was to set sail for Jamaica where he planned to enjoy the beaches and visit the sight where cool runnings had allegedly filmed the scene where john candy broke the radio with the pool que (he had a lot of anger issues).
      However en route the captain of the ship had to alter course to avoid a category 4 hurricane and sail through none other than the Bermuda hexagon ( the triangle was part of the original route it's actually quite overhyped on it's danger factor). He had a great time he just left me alone at home while he bumped uglies with a lot people on and off board and last I heard he started a new family and is doing pretty well as a tour guide. Just wish he taught me how to make grilled cheese sandwiches before he left.

    • @greg9088
      @greg9088 2 роки тому +18

      A wizards gun auction cruise. You bastards.

    • @CorndogBrownie
      @CorndogBrownie 2 роки тому +1

      @@huntermiller2412 more of a prison booze vaca! That sweet sweet toilet wine

    • @drawnsequence
      @drawnsequence 2 роки тому +3

      The Qanoncohvid cruise. Apparently, I'm not doomsday enough to be a part of the family.

  • @complimentbotd7232
    @complimentbotd7232 2 роки тому +1187

    Lmao i love how it evolved from an awful dad to a distressed dementia patient to an awful AND guilty father, fucking brilliant

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 8 місяців тому +37

      Or the end scene is just what his demented mind thinks is happening. He always was a distressed dementia patient. Bill is the only one he remembers because he was a childhood friend (they go way back) and dementia sufferers remember their childhood better than present day.

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt Місяць тому +2

      @@DeathnoteBBhe's just having a nightmare of his son

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Місяць тому +5

      ​@DeathnoteBB or Bill is secretly his lover because he " would never forget the love of his life's name" lol.

    • @internetphia
      @internetphia Місяць тому +2

      Ne, man, Ne.

  • @TheEyeGuy13
    @TheEyeGuy13 2 роки тому +995

    I love that of the two main actors here, one of them has a natural mustache, but you still chose to put a fake one on, and have the real mustachioed man be the child

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 2 роки тому +626

    love watching Michael and Frank try to be athletic in the bloopers

    • @andrewyelle747
      @andrewyelle747 2 роки тому +15

      Somebody was REAL distant with their dads? amirite?

  • @Berd
    @Berd 2 роки тому +1173

    this was too meta. made me feel out of place

    • @-FutureTaken-
      @-FutureTaken- 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed

    • @jhammers1918
      @jhammers1918 2 роки тому +5

      Berd has arrived! All hail berd

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Рік тому +7

      where is place, never have been to place. want to go to place.

    • @chenterr103
      @chenterr103 9 місяців тому +1

      Woah berd woahh

  • @everett6072
    @everett6072 2 роки тому +2164

    Just realized he had the name right the first time. His son's name was indeed Fredandrewjamin

    • @JodyrJoestar
      @JodyrJoestar 2 роки тому +125

      Yeah I mean it was a nightmare so he thought it was right since… well since he should know the name of his son. But it wasn’t in his dream because he felt guilty of leaving his wife and son behind while he’s on a cruise

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 2 роки тому +95

      still wrong..he forgot the jr

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 2 роки тому +33

      Or maybe he didn't know his name when he gave the cruise his name and so he guessed that

    • @Tyronejizz
      @Tyronejizz Рік тому +9

      @@brandonwithnell612 junior is a title not a name

    • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
      @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Рік тому +8

      That’s the whole joke

  • @r347-w7p
    @r347-w7p 2 роки тому +735

    As a person who has problems remembering things, this genuinely disturbed me. 10/10 good job. I'm going to rethink my life now.

    • @deanxile
      @deanxile 2 роки тому +15

      there's a friend i still talked too from time to time since we keep going to the same place constantly, but.... i forgot his name we've been talking to each other for a few weeks now and the worst part is
      he remembers my name.....

    • @arispeledesmamatias8210
      @arispeledesmamatias8210 2 роки тому +8

      Maybe you are in a booze cruise, and im just trying to reach yo to talk about your car's extended warranty

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 7 місяців тому

      @chinsaw2727 For real, people need to be honest if they forget something. I am super forgetful when it comes to names, and I always tell people this if I don't know them very well. I've never had someone be offended over me forgetting their name! Besides, I know sometimes people forget MY name, and I can tell when they try to avoid saying it and it makes me SO MAD! Like PLEASE just tell me you forgot so I can correct you! 😭
      And yes, sometimes the brainfart one works too, but only if you're really smooth with it

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nomoretwitterhandles I'm too much of a scared little byitch to admit I forgot someone's name, especially if I've known them for years.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 4 місяці тому +2

      @@TheOceanBearer It's okay to be scared! Just remember that the most important thing is the feeling you get AFTER being scared!

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 2 роки тому +225

    I feel like the dad is in one of those hells where they fulfill all your carnal desires until you hate it, except he still seems to be enjoying it

    • @brycevining4500
      @brycevining4500 9 місяців тому +17

      His hatred of his life comes out in his angsty dreams of the family he abandoned.

  • @RottingCarpet
    @RottingCarpet 2 роки тому +959

    I'm really glad your guys' channel is finally growing. Apparently a clips channel was the right move.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  2 роки тому +228

      indeed it was!

    • @justanothertrucker7856
      @justanothertrucker7856 2 роки тому +73

      Clips are a great move. Just like the move my dad made by going on that cruise 3 years ago.

    • @TheSinnedY
      @TheSinnedY 2 роки тому +27

      Actually just subscribed after seeing a short from them yesterday. Have watched almost every single video since then. Such great content, been missing skits like this on UA-cam.. nobody really does them anymore and executes them that well:)

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 2 роки тому +1

      Wait they have what?

    • @LeeFromAsia
      @LeeFromAsia 2 роки тому +2

      There's a clips channel?

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 2 роки тому +142

    naming my son Fredandrewjimin

  • @Dr.Funk8864
    @Dr.Funk8864 7 місяців тому +27

    0:56 i like how all he forgot was the Jr.

  • @aka.radstatic
    @aka.radstatic 2 роки тому +83

    He can’t be THAT bad. He’s got a photo of the family!

    • @kentucky1519
      @kentucky1519 2 роки тому +3

      And some serial killers keep photos of their victims
      Your point is

    • @entity107
      @entity107 Рік тому +3

      @@kentucky1519 he’s not a serial killer

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kentucky1519 what is *your* point??

    • @spencerson7516
      @spencerson7516 Місяць тому

      ​@@kentucky1519That took a turn.

  • @acatwithaids5398
    @acatwithaids5398 2 роки тому +129

    Nice to see the Frdandrewjamin's getting the recognition they deserve in todays day in age. Not a very popular name outside of Greenland.

  • @rebeccarisk1772
    @rebeccarisk1772 2 роки тому +251

    But seriously, this one is next level. You guys surprise me in every single video. Unexpected jokes and nuances everywhere. I love your content!

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 2 роки тому +4

      For real. That camera perspective change at 2:05 to make the son look way bigger than the dad was a really good use of camera work, some high tier shit

  • @bryguy8000
    @bryguy8000 2 роки тому +63

    Clearly Dad still has trauma over the Bike incident

  • @cody2901
    @cody2901 2 роки тому +50

    Hated Mitchel couldn’t make it to this one. Thank goodness they got that hot mom to sub in.

  • @minorityese3231
    @minorityese3231 2 роки тому +224

    I love Jamaican Booze cruises who cares about my son.

    • @pauloleodrakon
      @pauloleodrakon 2 роки тому +6

      Oh hey dad!

    • @Funnyowl69
      @Funnyowl69 2 місяці тому +1

      I can’t believe they make Jamaican booze cruises that care about your children now

  • @andrewyelle747
    @andrewyelle747 2 роки тому +162

    You kiddos really knocked this one out of the park, good work slugger!

  • @chadsta3732
    @chadsta3732 2 роки тому +43

    This is the creepiest skit ever made in the channel imo

  • @GrizzlyAmish
    @GrizzlyAmish 2 роки тому +90

    Who doesn't know their dad's name?
    It's Dad!
    Odd how a lot of people's dad's name is Dad. Must've been pretty popular.

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 5 місяців тому

      To prevent myself from forgetting my old children's names, I'm just going to name them Offspring #1, Offspring #2, etc.

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 2 місяці тому

      Just name them ​@@TheOceanBearer, you wouldn’t forget your own name

  • @jamesr2622
    @jamesr2622 Рік тому +4

    It's really sad when your loved one reaches this stage of Dementia. It won't be long before you feel bad for not visiting him enough at the nursing home. But, his condition will deteriorate to the point where it's difficult to see him that way. Once it starts, there's really no stopping it.

  • @thesong7877
    @thesong7877 2 роки тому +27

    To be fair I fell like most dads would pretend to not remember their kid's name if said kid started being all "what's my name?"

  • @sck8000
    @sck8000 2 роки тому +49

    I love the reggae music that's playing in the background at the start. The attention to detail you guys put in your videos is second to none.
    I've liked and commented, please don't send Mageius to steal my kidneys - I only have one left.
    - Fredandrewjamin (no relation)

  • @PunkHerr
    @PunkHerr 2 роки тому +5

    I love how you set the mood. Just wow. The change from accusatory to pitiful is just calming and scary at the same time.

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb42069 2 роки тому +46

    You guys are seriously underrated. Like criminally. You deserve wayyyy more views and subscribers.
    I just discovered yall a day or so ago and I'm absolutely loving getting caught up on all your videos. Almost every single one is gold.
    You guys should seriously consider writing to Netflix and/or Comedy Central and trying to get your own comedy skit show on it.

  • @WD_Gaster66
    @WD_Gaster66 2 роки тому +14

    After watching a backlog of your guys's stuff, I can't help but notice the similarities to Brian David Gilbert, both in humor and looks. Like come on, he between the mustaches and semi long hair trend he would be indistinguishable lmao

  • @LoganDark4357
    @LoganDark4357 7 місяців тому +4

    middle of the video feels like a dissociative episode
    I love getting those

  • @RemTheFisrt
    @RemTheFisrt 7 місяців тому +4

    i just realized the music playing in the beginning is typical cruise music.

  • @TimAyro
    @TimAyro 2 роки тому +7

    Sometimes ya'll make skits that deserve to be full length movies. Loved it. Keep business justing.

  • @tylerlaprade642
    @tylerlaprade642 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how the dad gives the worst advice in the first few seconds - you should never throw with your wrist

  • @lost_tokyo5300
    @lost_tokyo5300 2 роки тому +3

    Just recently found this channel and now I'm stuck watching all of these videos in a row

  • @GenericPhantom1
    @GenericPhantom1 Рік тому +19

    0:25 Breaking bad reference

  • @exittierone
    @exittierone 2 роки тому +3

    I can't shake the feeling that one of them looks exactly like Kurtis Connor

  • @mikejeffries3333
    @mikejeffries3333 2 роки тому +15

    What a terrible father. My dad would never forget my name! I mean, who could forget a name as simple as... uh... y'know... oh crap.

  • @grantskidmore6921
    @grantskidmore6921 2 роки тому +3

    That game of catch looked like a fun scene

  • @lucysadventures6440
    @lucysadventures6440 2 роки тому +5

    After seeing the clips and finding this channel, im now subbed to both channels and im gonna binge watch all of these, keep up the AMAZING work!

  • @EthanDBG
    @EthanDBG 2 роки тому +9

    I had a friend who lived down the street from me and he happened to be from Africa. As many African names are, it was hard to pronounce.
    I went 3 years without knowing his name before we lost contact

  • @newpancakeman
    @newpancakeman Рік тому +2

    I thought the twist was gonna be the kid’s name is dad jr

  • @tycorrell5390
    @tycorrell5390 2 роки тому +4

    Ahh, I'm so satisfied clicking the 999 turning it to 1K, no one else gets to know that joy. Sick skit btw, got the dad vibes flavour.

  • @FuriousGamer-yr5xv
    @FuriousGamer-yr5xv 2 роки тому +3

    Wow the video was so great I subscribed twice

  • @GoTeamScotch
    @GoTeamScotch 2 роки тому +2

    This one was brilliantly done. The dream-like sequence of the dad forgetting his own name and then the booze cruise ending was top shelf.

  • @GrogsonDongle
    @GrogsonDongle Рік тому +1

    HUGE fan that the bloopers were catching ball.

  • @estergrant6713
    @estergrant6713 2 місяці тому +2

    how it must feel to have dementia

  • @michaelpatterson7062
    @michaelpatterson7062 2 роки тому +3

    Omg the ending with the name was the best part soo good OOHH BABY

  • @rebeccarisk1772
    @rebeccarisk1772 2 роки тому +3

    Ah, the one's with dads are my favorite.

  • @GrandCircumlocution
    @GrandCircumlocution 2 роки тому +3

    Found you because of your yt shorts on your 2 channel and love the content

  • @mus4u
    @mus4u 2 роки тому +4

    I get happy whenever this a new video

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um 2 роки тому +7

    Gonna name my firstborn Fredandrewjamin.
    Even if it's a girl.

  • @vicgorp9699
    @vicgorp9699 Рік тому +2

    Watched your entire channels an rewatched it several times,
    You guys Rock!
    Fuck UA-cam algo, go to local tv station/whatever
    Have great time folks!

  • @sorabain
    @sorabain 2 роки тому +5

    Dad's are just like Boomerangs..... I hope....

  • @xotiqCLIPS
    @xotiqCLIPS 2 роки тому +2

    That felt like regular show episode

  • @FlummoxTheMagnificent
    @FlummoxTheMagnificent 16 днів тому +2

    "Ferdandrewjimin"

  • @joelou
    @joelou 2 роки тому +3

    Oh great algorithm, bless this one.

  • @joejam174
    @joejam174 2 роки тому +1

    The lightening was a great touch

  • @lucasjones3338
    @lucasjones3338 2 роки тому +1

    Love how he doesn't even change his voice while playing the kid

  • @NathanGrosse
    @NathanGrosse 2 роки тому +2

    Great use of lighting (and lightning) to set the mood!

  • @RipperMaggoo
    @RipperMaggoo 2 роки тому +2

    I love wholesome endings.

  • @DartWC
    @DartWC 2 роки тому +6

    I really loved this one boys thanks for doing what you do. I honestly look forward to every video!

  • @oscartickle1722
    @oscartickle1722 2 роки тому +3

    You guys never fail to amaze me with this shit

  • @Marlenebanday
    @Marlenebanday 2 роки тому +4

    You know my dad left on a cruise
    It was called the titanic…he still isn’t back😔

  • @cjr2131
    @cjr2131 2 роки тому +2

    How are these not any bigger I've just watched all their clips and to check the main channel

  • @Potato-Eye
    @Potato-Eye 10 місяців тому +1

    I think I was 6 when I asked my dad what his name was and he looked at me in the same way. It's all good we moved in together 3 years later. It was crazy when I found out my mom's name when we all filled out those court orders for visitation. Crazy world I guess. Legit only time we played catch in the park. This is more real than one would expect. Good thing I learned how to read 2 years after I signed that paperwork. Would be really weird if I was still living on that Amish farm in Delaware. Trust me, you get zero signal out there .....

  • @TheOceanBearer
    @TheOceanBearer 5 місяців тому +1

    Me trying to remember anyone's name or anything important about someone at all

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 2 роки тому +1

    This and Door Monster are my favorite skit channels, and they're both so underrated

  • @OtakuParku
    @OtakuParku 2 роки тому +1

    This is felt like an otherworld Jigsaw trap and I'm all for it

  • @profleapstrum506
    @profleapstrum506 2 роки тому +1

    I found your channel with JCS skit. It's been a long time since I found a good skit channel. Glad you're sharing your talent.

  • @darrylalagdon8534
    @darrylalagdon8534 2 роки тому +2

    At least he ain't called *BOI* all the time.

  • @spiritbomber9359
    @spiritbomber9359 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like I've had this nightmare before...

  • @MrDaDaDah
    @MrDaDaDah 2 роки тому +4

    Better go to the gift shop and grab one of those Bradandrewjamin commemorative license plates to show he cares

  • @metenrog
    @metenrog 2 роки тому +1

    It wasn’t until the end of the video that I realized how strange it was that the son had a mustache.

  • @aliaknay9553
    @aliaknay9553 2 роки тому +4

    Love the skits, keep it up!

  • @vibrantoucan8890
    @vibrantoucan8890 Рік тому +1

    Fredandrewjamin is a genius name. Everyone should be named that.

  • @heavenly5545
    @heavenly5545 2 роки тому +4

    Dont watch this while peeing lmao 🤣

  • @talleyturtle6506
    @talleyturtle6506 2 роки тому +1

    I was so prepared for him to be Dad Jr.

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 2 роки тому +1

    I like to imagine all the dads in the different sketches meet up weekly for fantasy football or some other dad shit

  • @redflags6583
    @redflags6583 2 роки тому +1

    all of your videos are like little fever dreams and i am here for all of it

  • @adamnielson42
    @adamnielson42 2 роки тому +1

    The plot twist that this was awful for the dad, and not the son halfway through was amazing.

  • @nickbumblebee7747
    @nickbumblebee7747 2 роки тому +2

    The shorts channel is really gonna take this channel off, I'm here for a long time now

  • @pedrus357
    @pedrus357 2 роки тому +1

    This is like one of my nightmares

  • @dragondark0001
    @dragondark0001 2 місяці тому +1

    “You seem on edge, dad”

  • @iloveyoumorethananyone
    @iloveyoumorethananyone Рік тому +1

    I like that the thumbnail seems to imply a completely different premise

  • @randomsimpson
    @randomsimpson 2 роки тому +2

    Alzheimer's truly is a terrible affliction...
    ...especially when you're too drunk to remember you have Alzheimer's.

  • @PocketSandMan
    @PocketSandMan 6 місяців тому +1

    It would be really unnatural to say someone's name every time you refer to them.
    Kind of like reading the captioned stuff on a tellaprompter but in RL.
    (applause break)
    " applause break"!😂

  • @ManuelRiccobono
    @ManuelRiccobono Місяць тому +2

    2:00 me when i read the first question of the quiz

  • @ThePromesian
    @ThePromesian 2 роки тому +1

    I thought this was gonna be a john jingleheimer schmidt joke for a hot second.

  • @zachstewart4022
    @zachstewart4022 2 роки тому +1

    I promise you this page will hit a million subs, this is good content

  • @deusvaulter4198
    @deusvaulter4198 2 роки тому +1

    I found your channel last night and have been binging your videos since then. Amazing channel!

  • @BrandonBuckingham
    @BrandonBuckingham 2 роки тому +1

    i like your guys vibe

  • @siockaaron3724
    @siockaaron3724 2 роки тому +1

    Just found this channel and daaaaang, Super impressed. Y'all need more subs

  • @hazeytom9133
    @hazeytom9133 Рік тому

    how do channels like this stay under the radar? this was a comedy sketch fever dream that made sense

  • @iW34Rglasses00
    @iW34Rglasses00 2 роки тому +1

    The quality of this content is excellent as always. Keep it up.

  • @chandlermcglothin483
    @chandlermcglothin483 2 роки тому +4

    It’s definitely not a P

  • @wiggletonthewise2141
    @wiggletonthewise2141 10 місяців тому +2

    The only name anyone needs to remember is Bill, Bill is best

  • @genericname439
    @genericname439 2 роки тому +1

    I just found you from shorts and this is beautiful

  • @MikeDBurke19
    @MikeDBurke19 2 роки тому +2

    My dad always calls me, Herman. This isn't a lie. This is the truth. He refuses to acknowledge my name, which is Mike. WHICH IS HIS OWN NAME!

  • @K4g4m1
    @K4g4m1 Рік тому +1

    When Dad finally returns from the store with the milk.

  • @neemanaemi1485
    @neemanaemi1485 2 роки тому +2

    Another masterpiece

  • @BaconEggsRL
    @BaconEggsRL 2 роки тому +1

    His name sounds like a good web password

  • @davekit5382
    @davekit5382 2 роки тому +3

    Этот канал лучшее что я находил за последний год. Не останавливайтесь)

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 2 місяці тому +1

    THE SKA WAS FORESHADOWING