This Conspiracy Theory is Crazy
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- Опубліковано 9 жов 2023
- This Conspiracy Theory is Crazy! Join the reddit: / jacksucksatlife @JackSucksAtLife @JackSucksAtStuff @JackSucksAtGeography @JackMasseyWelsh @JackSucksAtClips @nocontext @GeogStuff
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Since Jack always forgets Cornelius, I think it’s only fair he calls his chameleon, Cornelius.
Yes absoulutely!!!
I third this
No, It should be called jimmy for jimmy vegas
That's exactly what i was thinking :O
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Being a DanTDM fan from a while back now, him saying Dan _can_ “grow a beard” is something I thought I’d never hear
Fr fr
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yeah that also took me back lmao
Jack is the type of a person to be happy to look dead on a toy
Death
nah fr
@@MinelaughterNeverafter reference frfr
*nethison
Hello there. Today I bring you sad news: Jack has been deceased for over a year and a half. You may be thinking: "What? But he's obviously still here, he released a video just the other day!", You are mistaken: That is not the real Jack. You may wonder how on Earth such a thing is possible. Well, I will show you now.
This picture is from Jack's last main channel video before his death
You may remember this. In the video, "Jack" shows that Instagram has memorialised his account due to his death. The impostor claims that Jack has not died, and that he is, in fact, Jack. However, Jack did in fact die, and I have evidence!
This picture is from the impostor's first main channel video (Why the internet thinks I am dead)
Focus on the eyes and especially the nose! They are noticeably different. And the chin shape seems a bit off as well!
You can also see that the impostor's right pupil (your right, not his right) is slightly larger than his left pupil, which would eventually lead to him getting glasses once it expanded enough. (well, at least
supposedly...) Still not convinced? Well, we will now find more details on how he died, and the identity of the impostor!
In the video, the impostor mentions a pre- recorded Reddit video coming out. By looking at the posts, we can determine the day that Reddit video was filmed!
The first post in the video was posted "6 days ago"
If you look up the post on Reddit, it says that the post was from April 27. Therefore, the Reddit video was filmed on the 3rd of May.
Tun, Apr 27, 2021, 02:26:57 PM British Summer Time
"He did it"
"Just woke up and found out I've died"
The original tweet where the impostor reveals Jack has died (which he pretends is not true, playing it as a joke) was from the 4th of May.
Therefore, Jack must have died shortly after filming the Reddit video.
But how exactly did he die?? Well, after looking further through the Reddit video I found the answer!
In the video (It's called "Deleting my UA-cam Channel for an OG Gold Play Button?" btw), I found some evidence for how he died after filming said video! First, is a post about how the Don't Subscribe Billboards disappeared. When Jack talks about why, he sounds quite sad. Shortly after, he mentions the heavy rain outside his house. At 3:46, there is a short interlude showing "Jack"'s tweet about dying. This was obviously added in last minute. Shortly after the interlude, Jack mentions how he recently brought back the Geography channel (this will be important later)
He mentions that he has partially recorded a TommyInnit collab. We'll check for clues in that video later.
Don't bring that sambucha shit here. Keep Jack's comment section clean
Im glad my photoshop fooled you for a second lmao
Oh was that you lol
lol
love the awareness and mindfulness jack has to realize that people who judge him for the way he looks instead of who is simply are sorry people that aren’t worth getting upset over :)
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I swear to god does jack just put stuff in his room to make an excuse to be better
Yes, a bit narcissistic isn’t it?
jkjk!
@@JumperBean😂😂😂
i know. hes so narcissistic./ref/j
(/refernece and /joke)
Yes
Haha
that Jimmy Vegas imitation was amazing
kai making the £5 "bet" at the end when he knew full well how long it was
Yep
I thought the scary Obama speech was the Obama tentacles
Jack: you completed it in 1 minute and 1 second
The community ready to troll jack for getting it wrong again
The number 7 is similar to the number 1
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i know a card company that did cards for all of the hermitcraft members, they're called creo cards
6:30 i made that reddit post, appreciate you for showing it in your video ❤
Jack’s trade offers are now signed packaged by Rick cards 😂
“That banana looks ginormous” Ok Jack, nice to know…
Jack would love The Score Band, they are alternative rock and they make some of the best songs I've ever heard.
When we have been paying so much attention to the saga of Drew's kidnapping, that we missed Jack being cloned.
Let’s appreciate Jack for all of his hard work! Thanks Jack I love your videos! I have been watching you for years!
Ye I agree my favourite UA-camr
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Jack never fails to rip out my ribcage
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Jack just adds stuff to his room just to make this mini room guy do more work
"Imagine getting a super rare shinny turdboi" - Jack Massey Welch 2023
The fact that kai guessed the length of the video that he edited incorrectly is crazy (also kai you owe us 5 pounds)
no, its correct C:
UA-cam adds 1 second onto a video for unknown reasons
@@MadJazit’s 25:47 not 25:46
@@Vermilion15 I think on mobile there's an extra second added at the end, on PC there isn't.
@@MadJaz interesting
Conspiracy theory’s only can be crazy when Matpat does a video on them 😂
Faxxx a new channel named "playbutton theirst"
You misspelled does its not dose its does.
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I like how whenever someone gives Jack something he gives them a package by Rick card in return 😂
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wait what
"Worser than was" was way funnier then it should have been for me
thanks Pannyparons, very cool
My parents love your videos jack!! They watch them with me! We mainly watch your geography videos but we also sometimes watch these videos
Wow, for once someones parents like Jack! (I hope they dont find his voice annoying 😂)
@@ANO_Hi they don’t haha!
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@@Cutecore_yay145 wow
6:12 no context clip!!
"I kinda look dead but I like that"
Jack should interview Rick
13:08 he just did
Jacks energy never fails to surprise me every time i load a reddit video
RIP the legacy of Jimmy Vegas, you will be missed
Secret text in video from editor: I bet you £5 it’s 25 minutes and 46 seconds
GIVE JACK THEM MONEYS YOUR ONE SECOND SHORT
Jack turned into my teacher when he said, just don’t say something if you don’t have nice to say😂
Wasn’t the reason why people thought Paul McCartney died also because of different ears? 0:41
Yeah pretty much lol
0:21 I love when I spot a future no context clip
That banana looks ginormous for no context I’m calling it
lol thought the same thing
I agree that moms and grandmas can judge people just based on their voice and appearance
He should try to set a speedrun world record on the Geography Channel
I would watch it
He now did
6:01 straight to the no context channel
JACK WE HAVE THE SAME MUSIC TASTE MY RESPECT FOR YOU IS SO HIGH
Wonderful Video! Keep it up Jack!
You did not smile at the end
Honestly thought at the start you had made a new youtooz that no one would buy. Also Haircut looks really clean, keep it
we love you jack! keep up the good work, love how u make me laugh
I would buy your Topps cards Jack.
At this point, every week we just get a new big daddy
been loving the increase in secret editor messages recently lol
6:01 PUT THAT ONTO NO CONEXT JACKSUCKSATLIFE
You know it’s a good day when Jack uploads
botted!
I see you everywhere...
Impersonator! the real one has more subscribers.
@arandrews OMG, I JUST REALIZED😭😭😭
@@arandrews The "real" one isn't even the real one either
jack is the type of person to like the fact that a traffic cone plushie of his girlfriend has defeated him.
As a Beatles and Wings fan when I saw the thumbnail I was like "is this the the new Paul is dead theory"
from 4:00 to 4.25 jack makes the best quote of the internets history we all know that we bullie and say negative stuff when they cant thertan back cause it feels like they are not a real person but remember saying something negative hits harder then you might think
Not first.
The moment I say that I’m not first, I’m first. Only when I say first is when I’m not first.
Ur First❤
you was
U are first 😂
"Not first." 🗿
yes first
Jack never fails to keep us entertained
disagree
disagree
@@Raffoddoghow not?
@@internet_userrhow Not?
@@DuckyD19 disagree
"A little bit of metal" Jack better be a Bring Me The Horizon fan.
I would go broke buying those packs of Jackavers cards
Jack never fails to make my day better with reddit posts
I just broke my arm yesterday and this made my day just a little better
@@LowQualMemez i hope you break your second one
@@gburtakbully 😢
@@gburtak I hope you never walk again
@@LowQualMemezi hope you have a great week😊
the old jack wasn't a narcissist
"that banana looks ginormous" - jacksucksatstuff 2023
Soon enough jacks gonna run out of packaged by Rick cards because he keeps giving them away. Then he’ll create a whole new channel to get more packaged by Rick cards
6:02 I am already telling you this will be the next No Context bit.
I love Tuesdays only because of Reddit videos 😂🎉
9:38 “IT ISN’T POO”
The chamelion should be named Ebeneezer, gives me old-timer vibes
I Can Imagine That This Jack Has Murdered 2019 Jack This Jack Looks Like A Murderer
You never fail to make an amazing Reddit video! :D
shut up npc
You aint even watched it yet nigga!
yeah
6:03 We all know he wants the No Context JSAL clip haha
17:40 why does each of those sentences work so well together?
The Reddit videos always bring my will to live back. And I love it!
Bit dark but ok
Petition for jack to join the sidemen he would fit in perfectly
the best way to end off my tuesdays, also i love the globe luca made!
For the trading cards, you might get in touch with the hermitcraft people as they did a physical deck and limited editions for Hermitcraft TCG (created by VintageBeef)
Omg I just saw that I got into the video! Thanks Jack that made my day!!!
Update: I got in it 2 times?! (Thank you for letting me know that it was a scam)
Petition for jack to put a huge banana in his room:
👇🏼
2:31 ITS MY COMMENT TAHT I FORGOT I MADE!!!!!
As a big JSAG fan, maybe you bring back to the Geoguessr country streaks, absolutely loved those.
Claim your "here before 1 day" tickets here
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I liked my own comment.
Cool
What why who cares if u do
Litty
well done you
🤖
16:00
Ah yes 1 minute 7 seconds is definitely 1 minute 1 second!
16:05 i know what's getting on the next weeks reddit video, every time jack says something wrong just a little bit there has to be that 1 person
First?
ur 2nd lol
2nd
You are second
I liked my own comment
when you know how to go frame by frame on youtube so you know how to see kai's text very quickly
6:04 time to wait for a no context moment 😂
There's no way possible i liked my own comment
i always enjoy these reddit videos
6:02 this is gonna be a no context video…
Trading cards: I know CREO(?) did the hermitcraft TCG, I dont know if they'd work with a singaler person. But you'd probably have more luck contacting them.
Jack trading cards would be sick definitely would get the whole set 😀😃😄😁
My dad always says the difference between a good and and a bad hair cut is 2 weeks lol
5:55 calling it now, this moment is gonna be on the no context channel by tomorrow
10:57 thats from the same video you had JUST watched LOL
"worser than was" -Pannyparsons
Jack could do geoguesser in irl
For more things to do on the geography channel would be physical geography you could learn like 50 biggest rivers or mountains
Jacks earlope went from common to rare if you know you know
This was a pretty great reddit video Jack
The model looks amazing
You know the chameleon that you said needed a name?
My granny said to name it Jeff-
We need a full video about Minecraft vs Mini Jack room