This Might be the DUMBEST Thing I've Ever Said...
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- This Might be the DUMBEST Thing I've Ever Said... @JackSucksAtLife @JackSucksAtStuff @JackSucksAtGeography @JackMasseyWelsh @JackSucksAtClips @nocontext @GeogStuff
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JackSucksAtLife, also known as Jack Massey Welsh started his UA-cam channel playing Minecraft and making funny Minecraft videos. More recently he is known for his UA-cam Play Button & UA-cam Awards collection. He is the first UA-camr to get a Diamond Play Button without 10 million subscribers. Jack Massey Welsh holds a Guinness World Record for how many UA-cam Channels he owns. JackSucksAtLife was challenged by MrBeast to get a UA-cam Channel with no videos to 1 Million Subscribers. Jack has another UA-cam Channel called JackSucksAtStuff where he uploads even more UA-cam Play Button videos and funny videos about UA-cam in general. E.g. UA-cam Subscribers, UA-cam Analytics & UA-cam Comments. Subscribe if you are reading this!
"That's going to be so taken out of context"
Don't worry Jack, that's already be taken care of.
j
Hello there, No Context JSAL moderator!
ill be waiting 😂
thanks
Haha
‘ive not really had much sex’ Jack’s intrusive thoughts came out there
1 year ago, 127 likes and no replys, I'm fixing that
he said obviasly too
lol😂
At first I had no clue what he was saying
"because obviously ive not really had that much sex"
- jack massey welsh, 7:09
*obviously*
Gets me every time i hear it xD
Lol
@@Zazmo_ Same
lol
Jack: why isn't summer blue?
Winter with ice :👁👄👁
(which is transparent and white)
ice is transparent
Autumn: Orange
Winter: White
Spring: Green (I am UK)
Summer: Blue or yellow
Translucent you mean
I mean you can’t use translucent on a screen
😊
You must be glad to know that at 7 minutes in, for the first time ever auto-captions didn’t add in a word that wasn’t said. It’s like they were designed for that one specific situation
It said laughs when jack was laughing what a coincidence
Yeah I was watching this without sound and with captions. At first I thought that it got something wrong like it does many times, but then he burst out laughing.
i just checked the captions, and it says exactly what jack said. its still auto generated, so they didnt add captions manually.
The dumbest thing Jack has ever said was when he failed to say the word ‘success’ three times
Jack will repley
My laugh: EUGHEUGHEUGHEUGH *me literally dying while i think i heard him say s*x"
I'Ve NoT hAd MuCh SeX
he doesn't have much s*xcess in saying that
Hi
I've really not had that much sex
-Jacksucksatlife 2023
I laughed so hard
Edit: omg thank you for over 50 likes, never got that many 😁
@@KaiaPlays I'm pretty sure i died from it 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Becky must be made at Jack
@@KaiaPlays same
man poor becky
7:05 I’m dying this has to be the funniest thing Jack has ever said 😭
Thats going on no context Jack sucks at life
It’s on the no context channel
Wrong time stamp it is 7 09
@@melissanatali-ib6yg wrong timestamp it’s 7:09
@@Liamguy999 I forgot the:
I always love these Reddit videos, and I love how the titles are only 20 seconds of the video, keep it up
@Soul 🅥 who tf asked bot
@Soul 🅥 ok but I still don’t care
@Soul 🅥 death
5th reply lol
@Soul 🅥 The V symbol in your name stands for V I R G I N
"I've honestly not have that much sex " - Jack
Can't wait to see this in the next 20 redit videos
20 redit videos is a understatement
One thing for fan-mail (applies to all UA-camrs) : Check the packages. They might be a tracker. Sometimes, they can send you a GPS tracker and find your address and dangerous stuff like that. Just make sure to check the packages first, and it's better if you do so before you get home.
my paranoid arse would worry that it might be that one poison they put in envelopes idk what it's called you know what I mean right
Yes definitely
The fact that he almost messed up twice 😭 7:38
ur 69 likes are now 70 likes
>:)
"I've not really had much sex" haven't we all jack?
At this moment jack knew he Fuck up
jack manifold's jack off.......
LOL
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AYOOOOOOOOOAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF WHAT A FUCK JACK IS FOR GEOGRAPHY NOT S**
“Absolutely would love to be a part of Jack Manifold’s Jack-off, Can’t think of anything better”
-JackSucksAtLife, 14:18
This will haunt me for life. “Ive really not had that much sex” and he called Summer Autumn and he called Spring, Summer. This is so funny LOL.
Edit: thanks for 100 likes! Ive never had that much likes ❤
7:08
I was watching this at midnight because I don't normally laugh at Reddit videos, just get entertained. Of course this happens lmao
Same
"cause I've really not had that much sex, sucksex..."
sure jack
Sussex
5:17 Seeing 3 Jacks at once is truly an ethereal experience
Watch Googling myslef series
"I've not really had much sex" 💀💀
Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That will be taken out of context
That will be uploaded on the no context channel
*w h a t .*
bro
7:09 This is definitely going to no context jack stucks at life 😂
7:08 Jack went into his own little world there.
jacks weirdest moment of 2023 so far
thats going to the no context channel
@@DramaticBatu true
@@DramaticBatu for sure
I submitted this to the no context channel haha
Jack - “Winter Autumn Summer And Autumn
Also Jack “I’ve Not Had Enough Sex”
Me “Sus But Always A Memory”
I agree, best reddit video ever
7:08 This has to be the most awkward moment in the entire channel
“Which is what I wanna do since obviously I haven’t had much sex”
Yep that’s definitely gonna be put on the Reddit
This is the video where all of Jack's regrets are going to come from
4:38 Jack reacting to Jack reacting to Jack being bad at seasons
5:20 *congratulations Jack, you did it 3 times in a row 😑*
What about 7:05
@@Renee_maybank_taylorsversion_ayo what the heck he just say‽
@@jaydensanimations7022 he said something AmOnG gUs SeE
Smaller jackerpillar
@@jaydensanimations7022history
"I hadn't had that much se-"
-Jack 2023
7:13 Jack has his headphone the wrong way
It’s so the wire can plug into the pc
@@TheGoose8299Yeah!
"I've really not had that much sex"
- JackSucksAtStuff 2023 Jan 24th
i love how genuinly invested jack got in the seasons debacle, defending himself and using google data to compare results
7:08, well that explains a lot actually Jack….
7:06
Becky, you know what to do.....😂😂😂
Thanks Kai for putting this in video. New no context clip and reddit posts next week
LMAO 😂
Thanks Jack for never stopping entertaining us ✨
Yeah he hasn’t really had that much sex
7:05
7:09 It would be even more hilarious if Becky reacted to this video, and jokingly said “You can always just ask, Jack!” * giggles *”
Bro wtf
ay yo nah bro
Love to hear the words jack-off and sex in the same JSAS video
Seasons in Australia:
Summer: HOT SO HOOOOTTTTTT
Spring: really hot
Autumn: hot
Winter: meh bit cold but still warm
Seasons in finland
Summer: hot for few months
Spring: cold and snow until middle april
Autumn: too early wet and cold
Winter 70% of year 10-C⁰
For some reason i cannot wait for this promised attic tour lol
Same I’m waiting for something stupid and when he hit 1 million I said he scammed us 😅
editor kai did jack so dirty by leaving in 7:09 💀💀
Jack: Apparently this is Summer 5:18
Also Jack: No wait it’s *laughs at his mistake* 5:20
Also Jack : I’m so confused 5:24
Jack: Apparently This is Spring 5:26
And of course don't forget - "I haven't really had that much sex" 7:08
@@coasters_bgw Now on the No context Channel Nerd!
7:09 it’s ok Jack, we all hit a dry spell once in a while. 🤣
7:11 had me dying laughing
7:08
I CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN NUGGET JACK YOU ALMOST KILLED ME
the summer flag having no orange whatsoever
Jack: There should not be this much orange in the summer flag
there's orange in it though?
@@lavaissocoolandamazing please tell me where
@@mrfoloundev4362 at 4:52 you can see an area around the sun that isnt quite red, its orange its literally not that hard to see
7:09 I almost died from laughing
7:08 ‘cause I’ve never had that much sex’ - Jack 24th January 2023
It's 25 January 2023 for me now.
@@NickSamon as if you are in australia or something is is nearly a day difference compared to the US and western europe
@@user-e-idk I definitely live in Australia, Although I'm going to Thailand for a holiday and obviously Thailand is like four hours behind Australia.
You know what channel we need? Jacksucksatspeaking
‘I’ve not really had that much se-‘
Another clip for the No Context channel
Jack (extended): “I haven’t really had that much sex with the Spanish channel” 😂
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JACK
BRO
HIS NEW CHANNEL SHOULD BE JackSucksAtSex
Lol
Wait what
AYYYYYYOOOOOOO 😳📸
7:08 you can hear the no context channel pop with excitement
7:06 jack has officially broke character
Ngl it made me feel OLD after jack was talking about the PO box thing like it was ages ago and making me realize that a solid 70% of his current audience may not even know about that and...yeah xD
Jack: Is bad at seasons
Jack watching Jack: Is just as bad at seasons
Me watching Jack watching Jack watch Jack: Wondering how it’s even possible to do it wrong 3 times in a row after carefully considering the answer
Jack, you should make a video where you do a tier list of country flags!
yes
Yes jack should
Yes!
6:59 ty for telling me now I can watch Italian Mrbeast
Edit : there isn't Italian :(
Thanks jack this cheered me up because i nearly cried making my most resant video thats coming out tomorrow at 12pm thanks jack😢😊😊😊
11:45 the word "turd" has lost all sense of meaning to me at this point ive heard it so much 😂
half this video is jack trying to pronounce "success" 💀💀
Nahh i love S€- More lol
“I’ve not really has that much sex”
-Jacksucksatlife 2023
"Orange goes with autumn, blue goes with summer."
Winter:
Light blue with summer, dark blue with winter. One represents a warm sky, the other a cold sky
@@freewyvern707 Naw dark blue doesnt go with winter
@@freewyvern707 orange goes more with summer or red if you search winter is all blue, light and dark
“So I have not had that much sex”
Proceeds to die
“I’ve not really had that much sex-“
*It was at this moment that he knew, he f#%&ed up*
The triple jack in circle in the top corner is sending me 💀💀
7:17 ummm.... JACK!?
Becky?
@@shinyman250 lol
7:07 from this clip we learn that jack obviously didn't have much sex
I think you got a fair point with the summer flag being too orange, but I can't be the only one who never associated summer with blue, I think yellow would be the closest association
Jack - "I've really not had that much sex"
Also Jack - “Absolutely would love to be a part of Jack Manifold’s Jack-off, Can’t think of anything better”
At least things are improving for him.
7:08 🤣🤣💀💀
Bruh.
I'm able to choose thumbnails when uploading Shorts from mobile on Android.
"I've not really had that much sex." -Jack Massey Welsh 2023
Even the Subtitles agree with it
„Cause obviously Ive not had much s*x-” 7:08
Realizes what he said: starts crying, dying, laughing at the same time
The attic is always waiting for you Jack.
As an Australian the summer flag being red and dark yellow makes 100% sense. Because everything is burnt, skin (red), plants(dark yellow/light brown), even the roads sometimes look red.
Jack- ‘obviously I haven’t had that much sex’
Also jack- ‘dies inside’
Jack why is becky depriving you fella ❤
I was gonna comment something like this. I was gonna put "Just ask Becky about it sometime"
Also Jack: (turns into a tomato)
Becky looking away rn
7:09 “I’ve not really had that much sex.”
-Jack Welsh
The “summer flag” looks like a battle flag for autumn I side with Jack
He changed his profile picture again! Oh and jack, the merch is so comfy and it’s my favourite hoodie! You're my favourite UA-camr 😂
Awesome video Jack!
Jack learning seasons
Jack thinking there is 2 autumns
Jack thinking spring is summer
5:55 Yeah, I see. I had that same problem by design a logo for something and the logo is for every season different I ended up making the summer logo in the style of the palau flag, but instead of the moon, I used it as a sun.
7:08 respect the honesty
Jack talking with the confidence of someone that lives in a place that has 4 seasons, while being from a place that has 2 seasons: miserable and miserable but colder.
7:08 i know this is gonna be in no context jsal
Already submitted that
8:30 It's pretty hard to kill components with static. Both JayzTwoCents and LinusTechTips have done videos on this in the past actively shocking computers trying to kill them, Linus's video featuring electroboom. And I'd argue having it plugged in is safer as it has a connection to ground to allow that extra electricity to pass through.
Also where is the spacebolt giveaway? I want my space bolt
I'm not lying jack not being able to name the seasons is actually really weirdly funny to me.
jack 7:22 why are your headphones on backwards...
How.
@@aashi6517 the wire looks like its angled behind
sometimes I wear my headset backwards if the microphones being annoying
7:30 both probably you havent had too much of either as a gamer
Suggestion to Jack: Since you have a new PC, you should make your video 1080p60FPS. Just a suggestion though.
7:05 alright i know the next nocontentjacksucksatlife channel vid😂
7:43 you need to request this feature
7:10 hahahahahha ye really cheered me up
The summer flag has literally no orange.
Jack needs to make a video where he learns all the colors
“Because I’ve not really had much sex **laughs**” Us: Keep it PG Jack!
7:10 Very inspirational Jack!
" I haven't had that much sex, " JackSucksAtStuff 2023
💀💀💀💀
7:10
Ｌｏｌ
Golden moment!!! Three Jacks in a diagonal line! 4:31
Happy 1 year anniversary to the best JackSucksAtStuff moment of 2023
Jack can name all the countries but can’t name the seasons.
7:05 "Which is what i would also do because obviously i've not really had that much sex"
-JackSucksAtLife 2023
6:47 actually, that has been there for about a year, I remember it on the snake video Jimmy made
We need a kong digging video on jacks epic UA-cam channel 👏🏻
7:18 OUT OF CONTEXTS MOMENT
He might break the computer with the juice like Drew gooden