6 Milkshakes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 111)

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +7070

    Black Lives Matter: how you can help. Check out this link for ways to help including donating, signing petitions, education, and other resources.
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  • @coolguy700able
    @coolguy700able 4 роки тому +3320

    The crying blender really hit me in the feels.

  • @abbydanner2380
    @abbydanner2380 4 роки тому +2578

    Those garnishes are larger than the hole that Pimblockto’s absence left in my heart

  • @sammyboi586
    @sammyboi586 4 роки тому +2011

    I didn't realize how much I miss the songs until there wasn't one

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 4 роки тому +18

      ikr

    • @StarBurst-mi2go
      @StarBurst-mi2go 4 роки тому +11

      I’ve been gone for a while, what happened?

    • @nezukokamado1844
      @nezukokamado1844 3 роки тому +2

      Same lmao

    • @KingMoronProductions
      @KingMoronProductions 3 роки тому

      I know, right? I'm just sat here singing them to myself instead.
      You suck at cooking oh my god. you. suck, you suck at cooking

  • @Swayto-
    @Swayto- 4 роки тому +11985

    Also known as a lactose intoleran’s devilish dessert

  • @blackstream2572
    @blackstream2572 4 роки тому +2454

    Googling making a milkshake: 'You need a specialized milkshake machine that's a blender but it also frothes and aerates the ingredients making it a proper tasting milkshake'
    You Suck At Cooking on making a milkshake: 'You can use a fork and it works pretty well actually.'
    Gives new meaning to 'Stick a fork in it, it's done'

    • @pheonixrises11
      @pheonixrises11 4 роки тому +36

      l wonder if any ice cream place l’ve gone to has one of thise milkshake machines. sounds great compared to melted icecream drink and blended icecream n’ milk with little bits in it

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 4 роки тому

      I read Gives as Gyves

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve never heard that once

    • @sashafgc
      @sashafgc 4 роки тому +2

      Turns out I like my homemades better. Suck on that, Hageen Daas!

    • @tgfnc
      @tgfnc 4 роки тому +18

      If anyone has tried the fork method please report back on its effectiveness. I’m legit considering getting excessive amounts of ice cream to use for this, but I don’t have a blender to fall back on.

  • @StormZephyr
    @StormZephyr 4 роки тому +2468

    Blender: *multiple males going* RRRrRrRruUuuRRR
    Also blender: *cries like a woman*

  • @drishya3331
    @drishya3331 4 роки тому +4047

    wow, he’s a professional youtuber now, he’s got an actual “blender”.

    • @cockroachsoup6409
      @cockroachsoup6409 4 роки тому +950

      It’s crazy how fame changes a person

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +1682

      @@cockroachsoup6409 I...I just borrowed it. I swear

    • @azuritet3
      @azuritet3 4 роки тому +72

      Ice cream...
      Will it blend?!
      SPOILERS: [YES]

    • @deepakdeek9904
      @deepakdeek9904 4 роки тому +57

      @@yousuckatcooking bruh you forgot pepper pepper pepper

    • @lumaya8455
      @lumaya8455 4 роки тому +36

      ​@@yousuckatcooking Did you steal - I mean borrow - your sister's Vitamix again?

  • @dogsodaa
    @dogsodaa 4 роки тому +5867

    I've been making milkshakes with just a fork for like. My entire life. Everyone laughed at me. It works just fine. It's a nice little workout as well.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +2213

      way ahead of the curve

    • @lifetodamax
      @lifetodamax 4 роки тому +207

      Me too...but my mom always called it a malt...even though we didn't put malt in it. Now I know the truth.

    • @jay-xp1vo
      @jay-xp1vo 4 роки тому +145

      same, i dont have a blender (well, i do but it doesnt work nor does it have a top lol) and can confirm that going fucking crazy with a fork to "blend" the milk shake works really well. we are simply prophets of time and efficiency .

    • @leam1978
      @leam1978 4 роки тому +59

      Nice to not have to clean a bunch of extra appliances. I use a butter knife

    • @louisaruth
      @louisaruth 4 роки тому +2

      so lean

  • @anthonymisquez9677
    @anthonymisquez9677 4 роки тому +320

    0:57
    "yo Dawg can I get some ice cream?"
    "Only a spoonful"

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 4 роки тому +2867

    The only internet cook who makes me question whether or not I’m having a stroke

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +1012

      you are

    • @MeTreesndirt
      @MeTreesndirt 4 роки тому +44

      Mel? U could freeze the coconut milk in a small cube ice tray.

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 4 роки тому +14

      @@yousuckatcooking i KNEW you would have said it before i opened the replies

    • @the_void996
      @the_void996 4 роки тому +13

      Yes. Or are you? *Vsauce music starts playing*

    • @jacknewark5040
      @jacknewark5040 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, at least you thought otherwise oldie a minute.

  • @MaiseyBear
    @MaiseyBear 4 роки тому +5646

    Just imagine him going up to his girlfriend and-
    “Hey can I record an audio of you fake crying”
    ‘Why’
    “I need you to voice my blender”

    • @saintsinningsword
      @saintsinningsword 4 роки тому +120

      >>girlfriend's boyfriend

    • @steph.uhknee
      @steph.uhknee 4 роки тому +139

      adwait bhattacharya you’re right he asked his wife 😔✊

    • @isotonicc
      @isotonicc 4 роки тому +25

      He's actually gay.

    • @garfield5179
      @garfield5179 4 роки тому +60

      @@isotonicc He's never stated his sexuality. We know that he's had a girlfriend though.

    • @viper9171
      @viper9171 4 роки тому +4

      Salty when did he say that?

  • @fluffycritter
    @fluffycritter 4 роки тому +169

    my favorite YSAC bits are the ones that end with “well that was supposed to be a joke but it ended up working really good”

  • @jd9379
    @jd9379 4 роки тому +1393

    Puts caramel on *_outside_* of milkshake vessel
    Everyone: **angry blender noises**

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +5

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear jack

    • @thedoiz8029
      @thedoiz8029 4 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku wow you're still here

    • @chandlermcadams5759
      @chandlermcadams5759 4 роки тому +2

      *Angry blender sex*

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 4 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Don't need a girlfriend if you have a blender and if you turn it on you're set for a lifetime :^)

  • @alasia456
    @alasia456 4 роки тому +876

    I love when he's like "this was supposed to be a joke but it actually works great" creative king 👏🏾

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +530

      Big Blender hates me for this one simple trick

    • @alasia456
      @alasia456 4 роки тому +47

      @@yousuckatcooking corporatism is inescapable smh 😔

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +21

      Improvise. Somehow get it right. Overcome

    • @sahar64
      @sahar64 4 роки тому +1

      @ⰄⰓⰄⰀ 😂

    • @tinahawley320
      @tinahawley320 4 роки тому +1

      These are my favorite parts also

  • @kevenlewis7765
    @kevenlewis7765 4 роки тому +369

    Hey man, hope your life is going good during these trying times. You always make me smile with your vids.

  • @choopahcobbler
    @choopahcobbler 4 роки тому +1627

    When your salted caramel milkshake was full and you started to pour more, I wanted to scream.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +768

      let it out

    • @gamerbreadbaker
      @gamerbreadbaker 4 роки тому +27

      what he (or she) said
      let it out

    • @rtyuik7
      @rtyuik7 4 роки тому +50

      and then after youre done screaming, you can soothe your vocal cords with a nice milkshake!
      ...also, if it makes you feel any better, your best bro Surface Tension has your back, to make sure none of that creamy milky goodness was wasted by an overpour...

    • @CinemaRaps
      @CinemaRaps 4 роки тому +10

      @@yousuckatcooking I think you could have poured more into the cup really. You seem like the calculated risk taker type. BTW, your book is awesome!

    • @colorphone5154
      @colorphone5154 4 роки тому +13

      Ill let it out for you
      Ahem...
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose 4 роки тому +2399

    Slightly disappointed that the “vanilla ginger” wasn’t called “vaginger.”
    Still a solid 8/10 lol

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 роки тому +29

      Grugger Dugger Hoose saltbancaranilla shake

    • @inkterp5322
      @inkterp5322 4 роки тому +54

      that...um. doesn't look like you want it to look like...

    • @Excvositorum
      @Excvositorum 4 роки тому +43

      Gingilla

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 4 роки тому +44

      I have an accent so it’s vaginga but I also can’t pronounce the 2nd j sound. *Vagina* _it is_

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 роки тому +11

      Whatsitmatter Whydoyoucare how can you not pronounce the second j sound if you can pronounce the first one. It would be vaina

  • @Hana-yu1fj
    @Hana-yu1fj 4 роки тому +26

    this was more chaotic than I bargained for and I enjoyed every second of it

  • @xiaonansun9980
    @xiaonansun9980 4 роки тому +354

    I can't believe there was no song at the end. Tears of disbelief streaming down my face right now.

    • @AntonBagin
      @AntonBagin 4 роки тому +3

      Was just about to say this at least i know i’m not alone

    • @ScottLawrenceLawson
      @ScottLawrenceLawson 4 роки тому +2

      I thought it should have been a version of Van Halen's "Ice Cream Man" . . . all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.

    • @gorp27
      @gorp27 4 роки тому +2

      And no dogs having fun to the music.

    • @MeTreesndirt
      @MeTreesndirt 4 роки тому

      @@gorp27 I knoooow. Me tOO.

  • @reginabillotti
    @reginabillotti 4 роки тому +845

    "Let's smear caramel on the outside of the glass so it's easy to lick off"
    If only that was just a joke and there weren't restaurants that do that for real...

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 4 роки тому +38

      i...
      what?

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 роки тому +82

      @@sfsaviation I saw a write up of a place in London that serves hot chocolate with the entire mug covered with melted chocolate.

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 4 роки тому +90

      @@reginabillotti That sounds insanely unsanitary. Like health code violation level stuff there.

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 4 роки тому +15

      its like they want to be memed about giving out ebola

    • @jaketaylor5686
      @jaketaylor5686 4 роки тому +17

      @@Dogman_35 well I mean if you just clean the outside of the glass it's rly no worse and I don't think you're actually supposed to drink that it's just aesthetic

  • @mistressengineer
    @mistressengineer 4 роки тому +134

    Oml how have I never seen this channel it's exactly what i need
    Cooking + depression

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 4 роки тому +512

    "Instead of smearing caramel on the inside, I'll smear it on the outside."
    *You MONSTER*

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 4 роки тому +16

      That triggered my OCD so bad I was about to clean my screen for no reason 😫

    • @Maryd78967
      @Maryd78967 4 роки тому +9

      *angry blender noises*

    • @ZanielGa_
      @ZanielGa_ 4 роки тому +6

      The caramel on the outside prevents accidental dropping of the milkshake. It's a safety procedure to avoid the horror of floorshake.

    • @oldood2837
      @oldood2837 4 роки тому +2

      For improved griptationages.

    • @xanderschwartz9864
      @xanderschwartz9864 4 роки тому +1

      easier to lick off, I don't have tongue elongation surgery unlike some of you licking-inside-the-cup-lookin-fools

  • @deepandas9656
    @deepandas9656 4 роки тому +557

    As a wise person once said,
    "When life gives you milk, shake it."

    • @bheenibaunthiyal1570
      @bheenibaunthiyal1570 4 роки тому +3

      ah yes, the age old saying

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from coyote ugly.

    • @lifetodamax
      @lifetodamax 4 роки тому +1

      Like a Polaroid picture

    • @robertsepeda9490
      @robertsepeda9490 4 роки тому

      Yea but then the baby is gonna have a hard time sucking it out..never shake a baby!!!

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, an underrated comment in its natural habitat.

  • @nismocal373
    @nismocal373 4 роки тому +192

    UA-cam is getting way to comfortable with these double ads

    • @shantaeforsmash8287
      @shantaeforsmash8287 4 роки тому

      ???

    • @Roosalio
      @Roosalio 4 роки тому +2

      I had a nightmare that they made it triple ads

    • @mikeylagarcia1176
      @mikeylagarcia1176 4 роки тому +2

      @@Roosalio I sometimes see 3 adds... 1 for offline minecraft tutorials on youtube and 2 for random stuff ಥ‿ಥ

  • @hahaiseewhatyouredoing9086
    @hahaiseewhatyouredoing9086 4 роки тому +393

    I wanted to be comforted like the way YSAC comforting his blender.

    • @OhDannyBoy512
      @OhDannyBoy512 4 роки тому +13

      Frans Kimbler I’ve never wanted to be a blender more

    • @olgierdvoneverec4135
      @olgierdvoneverec4135 4 роки тому +3

      There there, its going to be allright.

    • @mazocco
      @mazocco 4 роки тому +2

      Sell yourself as a blender to someone. Just dont complain when they throw a full can of frozen coconut milk at you.

  • @legendaryfella3236
    @legendaryfella3236 4 роки тому +4

    The bottom of the blender joke makes me laugh every time and is probably my favorite joke you’ve ever made

  • @lucyjwest
    @lucyjwest 4 роки тому +185

    Relieved you pointed out that the banana string's inclusion was a mistake.

  • @alexl.8122
    @alexl.8122 4 роки тому +121

    Hey YSAC, I don't know if you're reading this, but I seriously want to tell you how much I love your content. Quarantine hasn't been that great, but it always seems that you're here with your beautiful editing and weird sense of humour to make my day better. I genuinely think you're one of the funniest, most entertaining channels I've had the pleasure to find, and I'm really happy for doing so! Thank you for existing, and keep up the awesome work!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +74

      Thanks for making my day :) Hope you have a great one

    • @MrSplic3r
      @MrSplic3r 4 роки тому +5

      Bros..

    • @bumbomumboni4735
      @bumbomumboni4735 4 роки тому +2

      This makes me happy and I think you speak for all of us

  • @marcharrison9847
    @marcharrison9847 3 роки тому +2

    10 out of 10, I laughed more watching your videos for 15 minutes than I did with all the stand up Ive watched in the past week. 3 gold stars.

  • @grbtrnnymuehg
    @grbtrnnymuehg 4 роки тому +250

    3:05 This did not only make it easy to lick off, it’s sticky enough to stick the glass to your hand so that you won’t drop your glass. So i would like to know when you would like to receive your nobel prize?

    • @bebekgeprek8376
      @bebekgeprek8376 4 роки тому +2

      Your profile makes me almost dropped my phone

    • @joaorichter9970
      @joaorichter9970 4 роки тому +5

      @@bebekgeprek8376 are you scared of butterflies?

    • @bebekgeprek8376
      @bebekgeprek8376 4 роки тому +3

      @@joaorichter9970 Yes. There's a butterfly in my bathroom this morning and i ended up crying in front of my bathroom door.

    • @joaorichter9970
      @joaorichter9970 4 роки тому +2

      @@bebekgeprek8376 but butterflies are pretty

    • @bebekgeprek8376
      @bebekgeprek8376 4 роки тому +4

      @@joaorichter9970 shut up, you don't know my past experiences with butterflies

  • @jeffreydahmer3995
    @jeffreydahmer3995 4 роки тому +867

    After seeing him use a fork to make a milkshake is gonna make me pissed whenever McDonald’s says their machine is broken

    • @grythm
      @grythm 4 роки тому +28

      Ah, yes, let's just make the ten people in line behind you wait while you go Karen on the drive-through workers and demand they drop the dozen other things they're doing to spend five minutes hand-making your milkshake for you.

    • @tavrosnitram1529
      @tavrosnitram1529 4 роки тому +117

      @@grythm do you know what a joke is?

    • @bradyv8324
      @bradyv8324 4 роки тому +47

      To be fair, if the ice cream machine is broken and you try this. You’re going to just get liquid vanilla bc the part of the ice cream machine that usually breaks is the part that actually makes it ice cream. (Because nobody f*cking cleans it like they’re supposed to)

    • @tavrosnitram1529
      @tavrosnitram1529 4 роки тому +6

      @beans not my joke but go off

    • @tavrosnitram1529
      @tavrosnitram1529 4 роки тому +5

      @@bradyv8324 correct

  • @matil7880
    @matil7880 4 роки тому +38

    No one:
    YSAC: blender goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @chaoticxghost8807
    @chaoticxghost8807 4 роки тому +530

    Last time I was this early, Pimblokto was still alive

  • @espirited4848
    @espirited4848 4 роки тому +73

    I’ve been awaiting a milkshake episode since the beginning, the time has finally come, thank you almighty ysac!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +56

      you are welcome!

    • @wolfboi7104
      @wolfboi7104 4 роки тому

      @@yousuckatcooking *bite*

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 роки тому

      You Suck At Cooking my milkshake came out chompy I rate this vid 9/10

  • @ximumn2738
    @ximumn2738 3 роки тому +10

    “We’ll garnish this with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.”
    Turns out he owns a smang scangler, also known as a comically large spoon.

  • @drbananas9503
    @drbananas9503 4 роки тому +122

    Holy crap I can't imagine the cleanup for this video.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +153

      try not to think about it

    • @Aedi
      @Aedi 4 роки тому +19

      @@yousuckatcooking He already said he can't tho

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 роки тому +3

      Tom Williams you think your so funny breaking the system huh?

    • @amdirt9753
      @amdirt9753 4 роки тому +8

      The easiest solution is to buy a completely new house

  • @jafizzle95
    @jafizzle95 4 роки тому +41

    I feel like milking a latex glove like a cow's udder is something that everyone in the world has thought about but no one's been brave enough to try until now.

    • @gravity4950
      @gravity4950 4 роки тому +2

      This was actually a fairly regular occurrence when I lived in a dorm. Also people directly drinking out of the “udder.” The liquids used would vary though, it wasn’t always milk.

  • @DraconaiAuracto
    @DraconaiAuracto 2 роки тому +2

    "Okay, that was supposed to be a joke, but it turns out..."
    Congratulations, YSAC. You've graduated from cooking satire to scientific process.

  • @stevemattero1471
    @stevemattero1471 4 роки тому +88

    Ever since I had tongue elongation surgery, I've saved 13% of my milkshakes from being washed down the drain! Would definitely recommend

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 4 роки тому +17

      Has it helped with, uh, anything else? ;)

    • @bheenibaunthiyal1570
      @bheenibaunthiyal1570 4 роки тому +1

      im sorry WHAT?

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 роки тому +10

      @@deprofundis3293 ice cream cones? hell yeah

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 4 роки тому +2

      @@bosselotiscanon haha, yep...those cavernous ice cream cone hollows. 😋

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 роки тому +1

      @@deprofundis3293 oh! you mean drinking the water out of the bong after me and the boys finish toking up? that too, save the turtles. reduce reuse the cycle ❤️

  • @Fred_Costa
    @Fred_Costa 4 роки тому +158

    "Which happens do be vegan"
    *smiles in lactose intolerant*

    • @Fred_Costa
      @Fred_Costa 4 роки тому +12

      @@e7725 I'm well aware. While lactose free milk is easy to come by, ice cream not so much, and the one I usually find usually doesn't taste great. As for the pills, those only work to a certain extent.

  • @deanbillman4426
    @deanbillman4426 4 роки тому +46

    Yes just a “small bit of ginger” don’t mind the entire fricken plant sticking out of the cup that doesn’t count

  • @arisstuffff
    @arisstuffff 4 роки тому +17

    I swear: every time this man uploads a video, it's gold.

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 роки тому +251

    "too much milkshake"?
    *is that some sort of self-control joke I´m too greedy to understand?*

    • @deinname7981
      @deinname7981 4 роки тому

      @@luzi6811 wise words my guy

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 4 роки тому

      i like your picture.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 4 роки тому +2

      When you get 'da brain freeze,' you've had too much. Not before.

    • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
      @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 роки тому +1

      @@lairdcummings9092 hehe yes

    • @eos_the_goenner6198
      @eos_the_goenner6198 4 роки тому +2

      @@lairdcummings9092 wait that's a sign of to much? I always thought it was a sign for 3 liters till enough

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 4 роки тому

    I have zero intentions of making milkshakes as my stomach would die, but I love living vicariously through this video. Also the milkshake grinding noises, the garnishes, and all of the fun foodie labels are HILARIOUS. Thank you for making today in the time of corona a little better.

  • @ramisabbagh5991
    @ramisabbagh5991 4 роки тому +8

    Listening to the alternative names he gives to the dishes is a reason enough to watch his entire channel

  • @clumsycooking9236
    @clumsycooking9236 4 роки тому +27

    that metal can garnish was so aesthetic 😍😍 can't believe ive never seen that in stores

  • @funnyfish59
    @funnyfish59 4 роки тому

    His voice is so unorthodox in his videos. It’s slightly happier than monotone, but then there’s weird spikes of emotion/just screaming. It’s like the pulse of your dying uncle.
    I like it.

  • @mikewazovski5905
    @mikewazovski5905 4 роки тому +204

    we don’t drink with our faces, we drink with holes in our faces.

    • @dexis9412
      @dexis9412 4 роки тому +7

      you dont drink with the hole in your face, you drink with the vacuum in the hole in your face.

    • @mikewazovski5905
      @mikewazovski5905 4 роки тому +3

      Dexis but you need to be carefully at this vacuum drinking. once your face holes make too much vacuum, it will d r i n k you.

    • @homer4590
      @homer4590 4 роки тому +2

      We aren't bodies, we're brains that use bodies to get energy.

    • @mikewazovski5905
      @mikewazovski5905 4 роки тому

      Zippy Zoomer we are n o t h i n g

    • @Fournonu
      @Fournonu 4 роки тому +2

      We dont inhale air, it deepthroats us

  • @UrGurlBella2010
    @UrGurlBella2010 4 роки тому +85

    This is hitting all the milkshake pregnancy cravings I'm having right now..
    Goes to kitchen and makes every single milkshake in the video

    • @helena2787
      @helena2787 4 роки тому +6

      I wish you the best of luck with your pregnancy:)
      Have a good day!

    • @Fournonu
      @Fournonu 4 роки тому

      Michelle F how did it go?

    • @thetinychickenify
      @thetinychickenify 4 роки тому

      I remember a teacher once telling me of a friend of hers who was pregnant. There was a vending machine at her work that she walks past to get to her desk, and this one time she sat down and her mouth started watering. She realised that when she had walked past the vending machine a bottle of chocolate milk had caught her eye and she couldn't help herself and went and got one. Then another one. Then another one. I think she ended up getting 3-4 chocolate milkshakes that day XD Wishing you all the best with your pregnancy!!

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 4 роки тому

      Cravings are hell.
      Feed them.
      A little.

  • @kindoflame
    @kindoflame 4 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love it when the random jokes you try end up actually working! My favorite was probably with the scones, but this is a close second.

  • @mohamediqbaltv5023
    @mohamediqbaltv5023 4 роки тому +85

    synthetic udder? nice. i use a Robot Cow 3000 i got from my uncle for last christmas haha

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 роки тому +66

      some say it’s the best model

    • @quickzotic9592
      @quickzotic9592 4 роки тому +4

      I recommend the "vegan udder for pricks" for the vegans

  • @cahesolo9267
    @cahesolo9267 4 роки тому +118

    Milkshake:*exist*
    Milk:*shaking*

  • @dj_jami
    @dj_jami 3 роки тому +9

    Just tried the vanilla ginger and it's amazing. Although because it didn't have the ginger garnish, I know deep down it was lacking.

  • @marvienello
    @marvienello 4 роки тому +57

    "ay bro can i garnish my milkshake with some ice cream?"
    "yeah bro but just a spoonful"
    *pulls out comically large spoon *

  • @scrablse2613
    @scrablse2613 4 роки тому +68

    YSAC: **Uploads**
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @marlene2723
      @marlene2723 4 роки тому +3

      Except satan and his 232 demon buddies, who disliked it

  • @cooperstine9226
    @cooperstine9226 3 роки тому +8

    He makes the grinding sound every time and I’m dead every time

  • @Diego_i
    @Diego_i 4 роки тому +10

    this is the most complete food channel ever...
    it has it's own appliances

  • @silasreimer7446
    @silasreimer7446 4 роки тому +92

    Putting caramel on the outside of the glass gave me anxiety

  • @TheTraderStan
    @TheTraderStan 4 роки тому +44

    Me: I really wanna make a smoothie. Oh looks YSAC has a recipe
    YSAC: haha smoothies go BBBRRRRRTT

    • @tgapcharlie
      @tgapcharlie 4 роки тому +1

      These are milkshakes.

    • @koacado
      @koacado 3 роки тому

      these are not smoothies, smoothies are blended fruit. milkshakes are blended ice cream with milk

  • @Suzumi-kun
    @Suzumi-kun 4 роки тому +23

    instructions unclear, took something that melts on my face and drank it with my mouth

  • @Ryokoku_Yui
    @Ryokoku_Yui 4 роки тому +15

    "salted everything that's in the milkshake" clearly lacks the presence of the salty tears of your enemies

  • @das_evoli
    @das_evoli 2 роки тому

    This video literally made me cry. I love your cooking videos

  • @hv9988
    @hv9988 4 роки тому +41

    Phew. The intro is back. I almost thought I didn't suck at cooking

  • @losinqfaith
    @losinqfaith 4 роки тому +30

    This is a video i need to see at 1 am in the morning

  • @lutriss
    @lutriss 4 роки тому

    One of the reasons I will never hate this channel is because he puts a lot of effort into his videos with skits and usually some original music at the end of the video.

  • @C4T0w
    @C4T0w 4 роки тому +43

    The ginger garnish really caught me off guard, i choked on my pizza

    • @AntonBagin
      @AntonBagin 4 роки тому +5

      What pizza tho? Pepperoni?

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 роки тому +5

      Answer the damn question!

    • @bheenibaunthiyal1570
      @bheenibaunthiyal1570 4 роки тому +2

      *Shines white light in face*
      I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

    • @C4T0w
      @C4T0w 4 роки тому +3

      .... Hawaiian with pineapple...

    • @lifetodamax
      @lifetodamax 4 роки тому +2

      Pizzagate averted.

  • @6517RT
    @6517RT 4 роки тому +71

    Last time I was this early, the lime mom is still chilling with her children in the forest

    • @bgmarshall
      @bgmarshall 4 роки тому

      (episode 94) oh, what have you done?

  • @adity3078
    @adity3078 4 роки тому +3

    I just finished watching each and every episode on YSAC's channel and I really have no idea what to do with my life anymore.

  • @ahmetilker6706
    @ahmetilker6706 4 роки тому +92

    0:31 I know it's kinda embarrasing but I'm new here so how can I calculate my distance to the sun?

    • @ramaboy10
      @ramaboy10 4 роки тому +50

      you need a really long wang jangler

    • @lpsloveandgame6046
      @lpsloveandgame6046 4 роки тому +13

      Technically the closer you are to the equator, the closer you are to our thicc daddy star

    • @ahmetilker6706
      @ahmetilker6706 4 роки тому +9

      @@lpsloveandgame6046 thanks for the info but I've already found a REALLY long wangjangler it's like 10 cm

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 4 роки тому +11

      Put your arm out until your thumb blots out the sun.
      Turns out, you're one arm's-length from the sun.
      Science!

    • @fravel8702
      @fravel8702 4 роки тому +1

      If it's really hot then you're close to it, if it's just hot then you're at an average distance

  • @jairodrigues4443
    @jairodrigues4443 4 роки тому +79

    Took me a while to get that "back of a van" joke 😂😂

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 роки тому +21

      Someone please explain. I have 1 braincell and it's currently offline.

    • @joegartland
      @joegartland 4 роки тому +16

      @@vidzeerox VANilla

    • @scythe9633
      @scythe9633 4 роки тому +1

      Vidhi Basu the joke is prob about kidnapping

    • @christinakornienko4029
      @christinakornienko4029 4 роки тому +3

      @@vidzeerox I guess I also have 1 braincell

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 4 роки тому +2

      its no joke. its reality.

  • @cleetus_
    @cleetus_ 3 роки тому +7

    Personally, that garnish of ginger was not nearly enough. But modern problems require modern solutions, so I catapulted my milkshake into a ginger farm.

    • @andrejhofer2007
      @andrejhofer2007 3 роки тому

      You gotta put 1 whole root or if you're making it for your family at least 3

  • @farapott8032
    @farapott8032 4 роки тому +28

    holy shit imagine all the boys on his yard

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 роки тому +1

      that meme was singlehandedly better than a fucking tenth of anything the last two years have shit out, and that's saying something because i don't even remember it being too funny

  • @Hyena_Heckler
    @Hyena_Heckler 4 роки тому +76

    I’m starting to think that You Suck at Cooking’s true identity is actually *g o d*

    • @AntonBagin
      @AntonBagin 4 роки тому +6

      Took you long enough to figure it out i knew it since episode 4

  • @SkelleRok
    @SkelleRok 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so glad the algorithm brought me to your channel.

  • @MrAristaeus
    @MrAristaeus 4 роки тому +37

    03:45 also known as “The Honey Combover” or the “Show me your embarrassing Honeycomb Face”.

  • @slightlysalted2143
    @slightlysalted2143 4 роки тому +21

    These are so good that I'm violently lactose-intolerant and I still loved them!

    • @mia-md5ls
      @mia-md5ls 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @Deepen_Pardeshi
      @Deepen_Pardeshi 4 роки тому

      Wait till he see your comment.. he's gonna notice it ... And you will be lucky to get his reply ,😍😍😍

    • @MeTreesndirt
      @MeTreesndirt 4 роки тому

      That,s because milk is for bsby cows, not peeps.
      Ever think whet they do to cows to produce too much milk? They make them have a calf every YEAR. THeY TAKE THaT BaBy awAy. Horrible.
      Just thinking of giving birth to offspring with long kegs gives u the willies. The whole thing is barbaric. Cruel.

  • @AdamIsNotHere
    @AdamIsNotHere 4 роки тому

    I have never been so entertained by a cooking channel.

  • @silasreimer7446
    @silasreimer7446 4 роки тому +28

    I’ve been waiting for this one

  • @vidasegunrichie
    @vidasegunrichie 4 роки тому +42

    Jajajaja simply genious

  • @declan5073
    @declan5073 2 роки тому +1

    "Don't you wish your blenders could be a little more human" - Michael Reeves, probably

  • @stannib0i
    @stannib0i 4 роки тому +5

    I love that his intro never changed for like 3 years

  • @keshav9548
    @keshav9548 4 роки тому +14

    The fork-wangjangler reminded me of pimblokto. Give me a minute, I got something in my eye.

  • @agathabella5567
    @agathabella5567 3 роки тому

    You know that you're really stress and mentally exhausted when this kind of video is very entertaining for you. Good job

  • @luccaboff2635
    @luccaboff2635 4 роки тому +34

    I accidentally didn't salt the banana caramel milk shake and the devil is in my house. What should I do?

    • @bheenibaunthiyal1570
      @bheenibaunthiyal1570 4 роки тому +8

      offer him tea and talk about the witch trials....idk it always works for me

    • @deeb8733
      @deeb8733 4 роки тому +1

      Throw the salted shake over your right shoulder chanting sssss, sssss, ssss...

    • @luccaboff2635
      @luccaboff2635 4 роки тому

      @@bheenibaunthiyal1570 omg thanks!! It worked so well for me!

    • @luccaboff2635
      @luccaboff2635 4 роки тому +2

      @@deeb8733 I actually tried to do this after the devil was gone, but instead of throwing it on my right shoulder, I threw it on my left shoulder, and accidentally opened a black hole to another Omniverse. Please help.

    • @Ethan_is_me
      @Ethan_is_me 4 роки тому +2

      Just salt the devil

  • @workdaygourmet
    @workdaygourmet 4 роки тому +7

    the synthetic udder got me more than I'm proud of. gotta do this next time I have guests.

  • @HeShoeTooBig
    @HeShoeTooBig 4 роки тому +438

    No song? I'll do one!
    Milk Shake Shake!
    It's really great!
    Gotta shake my shake
    And give it to Blake
    Who is Blake for goodness sake?
    He's a guy met out by the Lake
    He needs a place to stay cause he lives in a crate
    He asked me for help so I made him a nice big tasty Milk Shake
    He said why would you do that, no wait this tastes great!
    So now he lives with me and he only eats shakes!
    He said I like other things even though this tastes great!
    I can't think of many words that rhyme with Milk Shake
    At least that would work in this specific context and flow really nice to sound really great
    So I just keep rhyming Shake with Great...
    And I dont think it technically rhymes, so I should have used the word cake
    But cake has nothing to do with milk shake
    I totally suck at rhyming milk shakes

  • @griffinc.1007
    @griffinc.1007 4 роки тому +18

    0:54 “So we’ll garnish that with a scoop of ice cream”
    *Uses more ice cream than there is in the United States*

  • @whitewashedcar8857
    @whitewashedcar8857 4 роки тому +6

    Your life is a mystery and we get a piece of it every video thank you.

  • @haydenchan6389
    @haydenchan6389 4 роки тому +107

    What everyone early is thinking of: “QUICK! THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY!”

  • @RammmFan
    @RammmFan 3 роки тому

    Can we appreciate how, in addition to creating funny content and introducing us to actual recipes

  • @michelangelo479
    @michelangelo479 4 роки тому +38

    Also known to Lactose intolerants as “Cold No No Juice”

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 4 роки тому +1

      Some times as "Cold why is my face breaking out in hives" juice.

    • @peytonr2723
      @peytonr2723 4 роки тому +1

      Also known as "this is really going to hurt me later, but it's worth it right now!"

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 4 роки тому

      @@lairdcummings9092 That's milk allergy, not lactose intolerance.

  • @vomerconch9795
    @vomerconch9795 4 роки тому +10

    BEST GARNISH FOR LITERALLY ANY DRINK:
    tiny umbrella thing

  • @djlinton5456
    @djlinton5456 4 роки тому

    This Dude's Cooking Instructions Are Like A Refined Instruction Sheet Translated Between 30 Languages And Back To English.
    *I FRIGGIN LOVE IT*

  • @gianhalili5043
    @gianhalili5043 4 роки тому +3

    At 3:10 you can sort of make out his face if you look at the tiles behind the milkshake

  • @janicejohnson654
    @janicejohnson654 4 роки тому +6

    Im drunk and looking at food videos. Thank you for finding me. I subbed. I love you now. Good luck.

  • @kleo-jo5jf
    @kleo-jo5jf 4 роки тому +2

    I'm, dying..I just came across this channel...going to subscribe!!!! Too funny..! Love it.

  • @ArcticIsLame
    @ArcticIsLame 4 роки тому +5

    I love how these could be actually used for making milkshakes while entertaining to people who just watch the video's

  • @lcgdabmaster6797
    @lcgdabmaster6797 4 роки тому +6

    “Ha! Imagine drinking milk.”
    Starts crying in lactose intolerance.

  • @vicmatthew595
    @vicmatthew595 Рік тому +1

    Okay, im just convinced he's just doing this for fun.