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Googling making a milkshake: 'You need a specialized milkshake machine that's a blender but it also frothes and aerates the ingredients making it a proper tasting milkshake' You Suck At Cooking on making a milkshake: 'You can use a fork and it works pretty well actually.' Gives new meaning to 'Stick a fork in it, it's done'
l wonder if any ice cream place l’ve gone to has one of thise milkshake machines. sounds great compared to melted icecream drink and blended icecream n’ milk with little bits in it
If anyone has tried the fork method please report back on its effectiveness. I’m legit considering getting excessive amounts of ice cream to use for this, but I don’t have a blender to fall back on.
same, i dont have a blender (well, i do but it doesnt work nor does it have a top lol) and can confirm that going fucking crazy with a fork to "blend" the milk shake works really well. we are simply prophets of time and efficiency .
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and then after youre done screaming, you can soothe your vocal cords with a nice milkshake! ...also, if it makes you feel any better, your best bro Surface Tension has your back, to make sure none of that creamy milky goodness was wasted by an overpour...
Ill let it out for you Ahem... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Let's smear caramel on the outside of the glass so it's easy to lick off" If only that was just a joke and there weren't restaurants that do that for real...
@@Dogman_35 well I mean if you just clean the outside of the glass it's rly no worse and I don't think you're actually supposed to drink that it's just aesthetic
Hey YSAC, I don't know if you're reading this, but I seriously want to tell you how much I love your content. Quarantine hasn't been that great, but it always seems that you're here with your beautiful editing and weird sense of humour to make my day better. I genuinely think you're one of the funniest, most entertaining channels I've had the pleasure to find, and I'm really happy for doing so! Thank you for existing, and keep up the awesome work!
3:05 This did not only make it easy to lick off, it’s sticky enough to stick the glass to your hand so that you won’t drop your glass. So i would like to know when you would like to receive your nobel prize?
Ah, yes, let's just make the ten people in line behind you wait while you go Karen on the drive-through workers and demand they drop the dozen other things they're doing to spend five minutes hand-making your milkshake for you.
To be fair, if the ice cream machine is broken and you try this. You’re going to just get liquid vanilla bc the part of the ice cream machine that usually breaks is the part that actually makes it ice cream. (Because nobody f*cking cleans it like they’re supposed to)
I feel like milking a latex glove like a cow's udder is something that everyone in the world has thought about but no one's been brave enough to try until now.
This was actually a fairly regular occurrence when I lived in a dorm. Also people directly drinking out of the “udder.” The liquids used would vary though, it wasn’t always milk.
@@deprofundis3293 oh! you mean drinking the water out of the bong after me and the boys finish toking up? that too, save the turtles. reduce reuse the cycle ❤️
@@e7725 I'm well aware. While lactose free milk is easy to come by, ice cream not so much, and the one I usually find usually doesn't taste great. As for the pills, those only work to a certain extent.
I have zero intentions of making milkshakes as my stomach would die, but I love living vicariously through this video. Also the milkshake grinding noises, the garnishes, and all of the fun foodie labels are HILARIOUS. Thank you for making today in the time of corona a little better.
His voice is so unorthodox in his videos. It’s slightly happier than monotone, but then there’s weird spikes of emotion/just screaming. It’s like the pulse of your dying uncle. I like it.
I remember a teacher once telling me of a friend of hers who was pregnant. There was a vending machine at her work that she walks past to get to her desk, and this one time she sat down and her mouth started watering. She realised that when she had walked past the vending machine a bottle of chocolate milk had caught her eye and she couldn't help herself and went and got one. Then another one. Then another one. I think she ended up getting 3-4 chocolate milkshakes that day XD Wishing you all the best with your pregnancy!!
One of the reasons I will never hate this channel is because he puts a lot of effort into his videos with skits and usually some original music at the end of the video.
Personally, that garnish of ginger was not nearly enough. But modern problems require modern solutions, so I catapulted my milkshake into a ginger farm.
that meme was singlehandedly better than a fucking tenth of anything the last two years have shit out, and that's saying something because i don't even remember it being too funny
That,s because milk is for bsby cows, not peeps. Ever think whet they do to cows to produce too much milk? They make them have a calf every YEAR. THeY TAKE THaT BaBy awAy. Horrible. Just thinking of giving birth to offspring with long kegs gives u the willies. The whole thing is barbaric. Cruel.
@@deeb8733 I actually tried to do this after the devil was gone, but instead of throwing it on my right shoulder, I threw it on my left shoulder, and accidentally opened a black hole to another Omniverse. Please help.
No song? I'll do one! Milk Shake Shake! It's really great! Gotta shake my shake And give it to Blake Who is Blake for goodness sake? He's a guy met out by the Lake He needs a place to stay cause he lives in a crate He asked me for help so I made him a nice big tasty Milk Shake He said why would you do that, no wait this tastes great! So now he lives with me and he only eats shakes! He said I like other things even though this tastes great! I can't think of many words that rhyme with Milk Shake At least that would work in this specific context and flow really nice to sound really great So I just keep rhyming Shake with Great... And I dont think it technically rhymes, so I should have used the word cake But cake has nothing to do with milk shake I totally suck at rhyming milk shakes
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How do you buy synthetic udder?
As someone of color, I really thank u for using your platform for this🖤🖤
I edited my comment
Glad to see a new video, missed ya : )
The crying blender really hit me in the feels.
I still feel guilty
lol
Maybe its Pimbloktos family.
@@yousuckatcooking you should be, why would you do that to your own blender? YOU MONSTER
I do to
Those garnishes are larger than the hole that Pimblockto’s absence left in my heart
no no they're not THAT large
I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself
Amen
Me too....😭
Good job everybody!
@Guts same for you
I didn't realize how much I miss the songs until there wasn't one
ikr
I’ve been gone for a while, what happened?
Same lmao
I know, right? I'm just sat here singing them to myself instead.
You suck at cooking oh my god. you. suck, you suck at cooking
Also known as a lactose intoleran’s devilish dessert
SwayDragon - yup
dont you mean lack toes in toddler ant ?
R E H lol
YES!!AMEN
This is so true
Googling making a milkshake: 'You need a specialized milkshake machine that's a blender but it also frothes and aerates the ingredients making it a proper tasting milkshake'
You Suck At Cooking on making a milkshake: 'You can use a fork and it works pretty well actually.'
Gives new meaning to 'Stick a fork in it, it's done'
l wonder if any ice cream place l’ve gone to has one of thise milkshake machines. sounds great compared to melted icecream drink and blended icecream n’ milk with little bits in it
I read Gives as Gyves
I’ve never heard that once
Turns out I like my homemades better. Suck on that, Hageen Daas!
If anyone has tried the fork method please report back on its effectiveness. I’m legit considering getting excessive amounts of ice cream to use for this, but I don’t have a blender to fall back on.
Blender: *multiple males going* RRRrRrRruUuuRRR
Also blender: *cries like a woman*
Haha blender go brrr
Duality of blender
@@kraknoix0075 this broke me up more than it should have
@@raijonakahara6948 the jungian thing, sir!
Gender is a construct durr!
wow, he’s a professional youtuber now, he’s got an actual “blender”.
It’s crazy how fame changes a person
@@cockroachsoup6409 I...I just borrowed it. I swear
Ice cream...
Will it blend?!
SPOILERS: [YES]
@@yousuckatcooking bruh you forgot pepper pepper pepper
@@yousuckatcooking Did you steal - I mean borrow - your sister's Vitamix again?
I've been making milkshakes with just a fork for like. My entire life. Everyone laughed at me. It works just fine. It's a nice little workout as well.
way ahead of the curve
Me too...but my mom always called it a malt...even though we didn't put malt in it. Now I know the truth.
same, i dont have a blender (well, i do but it doesnt work nor does it have a top lol) and can confirm that going fucking crazy with a fork to "blend" the milk shake works really well. we are simply prophets of time and efficiency .
Nice to not have to clean a bunch of extra appliances. I use a butter knife
so lean
0:57
"yo Dawg can I get some ice cream?"
"Only a spoonful"
Lmao
Comically large
Spoon
I forgot this meme existed and I forgot it was from 2 years ago
The only internet cook who makes me question whether or not I’m having a stroke
you are
Mel? U could freeze the coconut milk in a small cube ice tray.
@@yousuckatcooking i KNEW you would have said it before i opened the replies
Yes. Or are you? *Vsauce music starts playing*
Hey, at least you thought otherwise oldie a minute.
Just imagine him going up to his girlfriend and-
“Hey can I record an audio of you fake crying”
‘Why’
“I need you to voice my blender”
>>girlfriend's boyfriend
adwait bhattacharya you’re right he asked his wife 😔✊
He's actually gay.
@@isotonicc He's never stated his sexuality. We know that he's had a girlfriend though.
Salty when did he say that?
my favorite YSAC bits are the ones that end with “well that was supposed to be a joke but it ended up working really good”
Puts caramel on *_outside_* of milkshake vessel
Everyone: **angry blender noises**
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear jack
@@AxxLAfriku wow you're still here
*Angry blender sex*
@@AxxLAfriku Don't need a girlfriend if you have a blender and if you turn it on you're set for a lifetime :^)
I love when he's like "this was supposed to be a joke but it actually works great" creative king 👏🏾
Big Blender hates me for this one simple trick
@@yousuckatcooking corporatism is inescapable smh 😔
Improvise. Somehow get it right. Overcome
@ⰄⰓⰄⰀ 😂
These are my favorite parts also
Hey man, hope your life is going good during these trying times. You always make me smile with your vids.
Hey thanks, things are good, hope you're doing alright too.
@@yousuckatcooking
:D
Hope you both have a great day
When your salted caramel milkshake was full and you started to pour more, I wanted to scream.
let it out
what he (or she) said
let it out
and then after youre done screaming, you can soothe your vocal cords with a nice milkshake!
...also, if it makes you feel any better, your best bro Surface Tension has your back, to make sure none of that creamy milky goodness was wasted by an overpour...
@@yousuckatcooking I think you could have poured more into the cup really. You seem like the calculated risk taker type. BTW, your book is awesome!
Ill let it out for you
Ahem...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Slightly disappointed that the “vanilla ginger” wasn’t called “vaginger.”
Still a solid 8/10 lol
Grugger Dugger Hoose saltbancaranilla shake
that...um. doesn't look like you want it to look like...
Gingilla
I have an accent so it’s vaginga but I also can’t pronounce the 2nd j sound. *Vagina* _it is_
Whatsitmatter Whydoyoucare how can you not pronounce the second j sound if you can pronounce the first one. It would be vaina
this was more chaotic than I bargained for and I enjoyed every second of it
I can't believe there was no song at the end. Tears of disbelief streaming down my face right now.
Was just about to say this at least i know i’m not alone
I thought it should have been a version of Van Halen's "Ice Cream Man" . . . all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.
And no dogs having fun to the music.
@@gorp27 I knoooow. Me tOO.
"Let's smear caramel on the outside of the glass so it's easy to lick off"
If only that was just a joke and there weren't restaurants that do that for real...
i...
what?
@@sfsaviation I saw a write up of a place in London that serves hot chocolate with the entire mug covered with melted chocolate.
@@reginabillotti That sounds insanely unsanitary. Like health code violation level stuff there.
its like they want to be memed about giving out ebola
@@Dogman_35 well I mean if you just clean the outside of the glass it's rly no worse and I don't think you're actually supposed to drink that it's just aesthetic
Oml how have I never seen this channel it's exactly what i need
Cooking + depression
+ cocaine
+ nihilism
+ basil... Lots of basil
"Instead of smearing caramel on the inside, I'll smear it on the outside."
*You MONSTER*
That triggered my OCD so bad I was about to clean my screen for no reason 😫
*angry blender noises*
The caramel on the outside prevents accidental dropping of the milkshake. It's a safety procedure to avoid the horror of floorshake.
For improved griptationages.
easier to lick off, I don't have tongue elongation surgery unlike some of you licking-inside-the-cup-lookin-fools
As a wise person once said,
"When life gives you milk, shake it."
ah yes, the age old saying
I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from coyote ugly.
Like a Polaroid picture
Yea but then the baby is gonna have a hard time sucking it out..never shake a baby!!!
Ah yes, an underrated comment in its natural habitat.
UA-cam is getting way to comfortable with these double ads
???
I had a nightmare that they made it triple ads
@@Roosalio I sometimes see 3 adds... 1 for offline minecraft tutorials on youtube and 2 for random stuff ಥ‿ಥ
I wanted to be comforted like the way YSAC comforting his blender.
Frans Kimbler I’ve never wanted to be a blender more
There there, its going to be allright.
Sell yourself as a blender to someone. Just dont complain when they throw a full can of frozen coconut milk at you.
The bottom of the blender joke makes me laugh every time and is probably my favorite joke you’ve ever made
Relieved you pointed out that the banana string's inclusion was a mistake.
Hey YSAC, I don't know if you're reading this, but I seriously want to tell you how much I love your content. Quarantine hasn't been that great, but it always seems that you're here with your beautiful editing and weird sense of humour to make my day better. I genuinely think you're one of the funniest, most entertaining channels I've had the pleasure to find, and I'm really happy for doing so! Thank you for existing, and keep up the awesome work!
Thanks for making my day :) Hope you have a great one
Bros..
This makes me happy and I think you speak for all of us
10 out of 10, I laughed more watching your videos for 15 minutes than I did with all the stand up Ive watched in the past week. 3 gold stars.
3:05 This did not only make it easy to lick off, it’s sticky enough to stick the glass to your hand so that you won’t drop your glass. So i would like to know when you would like to receive your nobel prize?
Your profile makes me almost dropped my phone
@@bebekgeprek8376 are you scared of butterflies?
@@joaorichter9970 Yes. There's a butterfly in my bathroom this morning and i ended up crying in front of my bathroom door.
@@bebekgeprek8376 but butterflies are pretty
@@joaorichter9970 shut up, you don't know my past experiences with butterflies
After seeing him use a fork to make a milkshake is gonna make me pissed whenever McDonald’s says their machine is broken
Ah, yes, let's just make the ten people in line behind you wait while you go Karen on the drive-through workers and demand they drop the dozen other things they're doing to spend five minutes hand-making your milkshake for you.
@@grythm do you know what a joke is?
To be fair, if the ice cream machine is broken and you try this. You’re going to just get liquid vanilla bc the part of the ice cream machine that usually breaks is the part that actually makes it ice cream. (Because nobody f*cking cleans it like they’re supposed to)
@beans not my joke but go off
@@bradyv8324 correct
No one:
YSAC: blender goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Last time I was this early, Pimblokto was still alive
Same
I have a big poop
thank you, Lord Harambe, very cool
Declan McKnight no problem
Isn't he still alive
I’ve been awaiting a milkshake episode since the beginning, the time has finally come, thank you almighty ysac!
you are welcome!
@@yousuckatcooking *bite*
You Suck At Cooking my milkshake came out chompy I rate this vid 9/10
“We’ll garnish this with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.”
Turns out he owns a smang scangler, also known as a comically large spoon.
Holy crap I can't imagine the cleanup for this video.
try not to think about it
@@yousuckatcooking He already said he can't tho
Tom Williams you think your so funny breaking the system huh?
The easiest solution is to buy a completely new house
I feel like milking a latex glove like a cow's udder is something that everyone in the world has thought about but no one's been brave enough to try until now.
This was actually a fairly regular occurrence when I lived in a dorm. Also people directly drinking out of the “udder.” The liquids used would vary though, it wasn’t always milk.
"Okay, that was supposed to be a joke, but it turns out..."
Congratulations, YSAC. You've graduated from cooking satire to scientific process.
Ever since I had tongue elongation surgery, I've saved 13% of my milkshakes from being washed down the drain! Would definitely recommend
Has it helped with, uh, anything else? ;)
im sorry WHAT?
@@deprofundis3293 ice cream cones? hell yeah
@@bosselotiscanon haha, yep...those cavernous ice cream cone hollows. 😋
@@deprofundis3293 oh! you mean drinking the water out of the bong after me and the boys finish toking up? that too, save the turtles. reduce reuse the cycle ❤️
"Which happens do be vegan"
*smiles in lactose intolerant*
@@e7725 I'm well aware. While lactose free milk is easy to come by, ice cream not so much, and the one I usually find usually doesn't taste great. As for the pills, those only work to a certain extent.
Yes just a “small bit of ginger” don’t mind the entire fricken plant sticking out of the cup that doesn’t count
I swear: every time this man uploads a video, it's gold.
"too much milkshake"?
*is that some sort of self-control joke I´m too greedy to understand?*
@@luzi6811 wise words my guy
i like your picture.
When you get 'da brain freeze,' you've had too much. Not before.
@@lairdcummings9092 hehe yes
@@lairdcummings9092 wait that's a sign of to much? I always thought it was a sign for 3 liters till enough
I have zero intentions of making milkshakes as my stomach would die, but I love living vicariously through this video. Also the milkshake grinding noises, the garnishes, and all of the fun foodie labels are HILARIOUS. Thank you for making today in the time of corona a little better.
Listening to the alternative names he gives to the dishes is a reason enough to watch his entire channel
that metal can garnish was so aesthetic 😍😍 can't believe ive never seen that in stores
His voice is so unorthodox in his videos. It’s slightly happier than monotone, but then there’s weird spikes of emotion/just screaming. It’s like the pulse of your dying uncle.
I like it.
we don’t drink with our faces, we drink with holes in our faces.
you dont drink with the hole in your face, you drink with the vacuum in the hole in your face.
Dexis but you need to be carefully at this vacuum drinking. once your face holes make too much vacuum, it will d r i n k you.
We aren't bodies, we're brains that use bodies to get energy.
Zippy Zoomer we are n o t h i n g
We dont inhale air, it deepthroats us
This is hitting all the milkshake pregnancy cravings I'm having right now..
Goes to kitchen and makes every single milkshake in the video
I wish you the best of luck with your pregnancy:)
Have a good day!
Michelle F how did it go?
I remember a teacher once telling me of a friend of hers who was pregnant. There was a vending machine at her work that she walks past to get to her desk, and this one time she sat down and her mouth started watering. She realised that when she had walked past the vending machine a bottle of chocolate milk had caught her eye and she couldn't help herself and went and got one. Then another one. Then another one. I think she ended up getting 3-4 chocolate milkshakes that day XD Wishing you all the best with your pregnancy!!
Cravings are hell.
Feed them.
A little.
I absolutely love it when the random jokes you try end up actually working! My favorite was probably with the scones, but this is a close second.
synthetic udder? nice. i use a Robot Cow 3000 i got from my uncle for last christmas haha
some say it’s the best model
I recommend the "vegan udder for pricks" for the vegans
Milkshake:*exist*
Milk:*shaking*
Stop 🤣🤣🤣
i didn't laugh, but it was funny
that's cool and all but ...bruh?
Just tried the vanilla ginger and it's amazing. Although because it didn't have the ginger garnish, I know deep down it was lacking.
"ay bro can i garnish my milkshake with some ice cream?"
"yeah bro but just a spoonful"
*pulls out comically large spoon *
YSAC: **Uploads**
*Everyone liked that*
Except satan and his 232 demon buddies, who disliked it
He makes the grinding sound every time and I’m dead every time
this is the most complete food channel ever...
it has it's own appliances
Merch
Putting caramel on the outside of the glass gave me anxiety
Me: I really wanna make a smoothie. Oh looks YSAC has a recipe
YSAC: haha smoothies go BBBRRRRRTT
These are milkshakes.
these are not smoothies, smoothies are blended fruit. milkshakes are blended ice cream with milk
instructions unclear, took something that melts on my face and drank it with my mouth
oh no
BAD
You're going to need professional help, now.
"salted everything that's in the milkshake" clearly lacks the presence of the salty tears of your enemies
This video literally made me cry. I love your cooking videos
Phew. The intro is back. I almost thought I didn't suck at cooking
no it's not ;-;
@@lemmy9682 0:13
This is a video i need to see at 1 am in the morning
quick have a bedtime milkshake
@@yousuckatcooking had one once, got two hours of sleep
One of the reasons I will never hate this channel is because he puts a lot of effort into his videos with skits and usually some original music at the end of the video.
The ginger garnish really caught me off guard, i choked on my pizza
What pizza tho? Pepperoni?
Answer the damn question!
*Shines white light in face*
I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
.... Hawaiian with pineapple...
Pizzagate averted.
Last time I was this early, the lime mom is still chilling with her children in the forest
(episode 94) oh, what have you done?
I just finished watching each and every episode on YSAC's channel and I really have no idea what to do with my life anymore.
0:31 I know it's kinda embarrasing but I'm new here so how can I calculate my distance to the sun?
you need a really long wang jangler
Technically the closer you are to the equator, the closer you are to our thicc daddy star
@@lpsloveandgame6046 thanks for the info but I've already found a REALLY long wangjangler it's like 10 cm
Put your arm out until your thumb blots out the sun.
Turns out, you're one arm's-length from the sun.
Science!
If it's really hot then you're close to it, if it's just hot then you're at an average distance
Took me a while to get that "back of a van" joke 😂😂
Someone please explain. I have 1 braincell and it's currently offline.
@@vidzeerox VANilla
Vidhi Basu the joke is prob about kidnapping
@@vidzeerox I guess I also have 1 braincell
its no joke. its reality.
Personally, that garnish of ginger was not nearly enough. But modern problems require modern solutions, so I catapulted my milkshake into a ginger farm.
You gotta put 1 whole root or if you're making it for your family at least 3
holy shit imagine all the boys on his yard
that meme was singlehandedly better than a fucking tenth of anything the last two years have shit out, and that's saying something because i don't even remember it being too funny
I’m starting to think that You Suck at Cooking’s true identity is actually *g o d*
Took you long enough to figure it out i knew it since episode 4
I'm so glad the algorithm brought me to your channel.
03:45 also known as “The Honey Combover” or the “Show me your embarrassing Honeycomb Face”.
These are so good that I'm violently lactose-intolerant and I still loved them!
Same
Wait till he see your comment.. he's gonna notice it ... And you will be lucky to get his reply ,😍😍😍
That,s because milk is for bsby cows, not peeps.
Ever think whet they do to cows to produce too much milk? They make them have a calf every YEAR. THeY TAKE THaT BaBy awAy. Horrible.
Just thinking of giving birth to offspring with long kegs gives u the willies. The whole thing is barbaric. Cruel.
I have never been so entertained by a cooking channel.
I’ve been waiting for this one
turn it up
Same
Jajajaja simply genious
"Don't you wish your blenders could be a little more human" - Michael Reeves, probably
I love that his intro never changed for like 3 years
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
The fork-wangjangler reminded me of pimblokto. Give me a minute, I got something in my eye.
You know that you're really stress and mentally exhausted when this kind of video is very entertaining for you. Good job
I accidentally didn't salt the banana caramel milk shake and the devil is in my house. What should I do?
offer him tea and talk about the witch trials....idk it always works for me
Throw the salted shake over your right shoulder chanting sssss, sssss, ssss...
@@bheenibaunthiyal1570 omg thanks!! It worked so well for me!
@@deeb8733 I actually tried to do this after the devil was gone, but instead of throwing it on my right shoulder, I threw it on my left shoulder, and accidentally opened a black hole to another Omniverse. Please help.
Just salt the devil
the synthetic udder got me more than I'm proud of. gotta do this next time I have guests.
No song? I'll do one!
Milk Shake Shake!
It's really great!
Gotta shake my shake
And give it to Blake
Who is Blake for goodness sake?
He's a guy met out by the Lake
He needs a place to stay cause he lives in a crate
He asked me for help so I made him a nice big tasty Milk Shake
He said why would you do that, no wait this tastes great!
So now he lives with me and he only eats shakes!
He said I like other things even though this tastes great!
I can't think of many words that rhyme with Milk Shake
At least that would work in this specific context and flow really nice to sound really great
So I just keep rhyming Shake with Great...
And I dont think it technically rhymes, so I should have used the word cake
But cake has nothing to do with milk shake
I totally suck at rhyming milk shakes
wow. just wow.
This person deserves an award
Omg 🤣
*claps*
Try not too get too down on yourself. That’s a damn fine poem!
0:54 “So we’ll garnish that with a scoop of ice cream”
*Uses more ice cream than there is in the United States*
Comparing it to the amount in the United Statues is close ig
I love the United Statues 🏳️🏳️🏳️
GhostlyGamer554 u n i t e d s t a t u e s
Welp
GhostlyGamer554 “ah yes i love my country”
*U N I T E D S T A T U E S*
Your life is a mystery and we get a piece of it every video thank you.
What everyone early is thinking of: “QUICK! THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY!”
Woow ur right
And "OMG will ysac reply?"
10/10 bro 😂
Can we appreciate how, in addition to creating funny content and introducing us to actual recipes
Also known to Lactose intolerants as “Cold No No Juice”
Some times as "Cold why is my face breaking out in hives" juice.
Also known as "this is really going to hurt me later, but it's worth it right now!"
@@lairdcummings9092 That's milk allergy, not lactose intolerance.
BEST GARNISH FOR LITERALLY ANY DRINK:
tiny umbrella thing
This Dude's Cooking Instructions Are Like A Refined Instruction Sheet Translated Between 30 Languages And Back To English.
*I FRIGGIN LOVE IT*
At 3:10 you can sort of make out his face if you look at the tiles behind the milkshake
Im drunk and looking at food videos. Thank you for finding me. I subbed. I love you now. Good luck.
I'm, dying..I just came across this channel...going to subscribe!!!! Too funny..! Love it.
welcome :)
I love how these could be actually used for making milkshakes while entertaining to people who just watch the video's
“Ha! Imagine drinking milk.”
Starts crying in lactose intolerance.
Okay, im just convinced he's just doing this for fun.