Gotta love how his first step to building the perfect city was building multiple 5-Way intersections right at the city entrence with one way streets. Truely genius urban planning.
Then all he needs to do is have like oak st. run into Ash st. Ash street goes freaing no where and then Oak turns into Pine st. all of a sudden. Then on the whole other side of the city, have a street thats abruptly ends and then is continued all the way on the west side of the city from the east side. Also make sure to have massive pot holes in the roads and then fill them in with gravel but not pack them down and don't use asphault.
Cars go into Hancock street Cars are disassembled People put the parts in their pockets People walk to work where they sell tiny bits of cars that is how cars leave
theres a fucked up intersection near my apartment with lots of 1 way roads, but one of the roads is 2 way, so at some point ppl end up having to reverse and turn around cuz they cant legally make any turns lmfao
@@lordawesome_auzzie1541 I was referencing crap I have seen elsewhere. Have YOU seen a video uploaded (well you can't cause what I said earlier if you even read it you bat) with no views and no commetns but still pending for actual upload, like for several hours or several days huh, dingus much?
Of all the weeks to miss the free game from the Epic Games store I really had to miss getting City Skylines and that was the first I really wanted in a while just to see you make a video about it a week later 💀
Haha, what if you played Cities Skyline, and make the poopy water flood the town, LOL, what if you did sstuff that was WACKY DANGEROUS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, OK THIS IS AN EPIC VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta love how his first step to building the perfect city was building multiple 5-Way intersections right at the city entrence with one way streets.
Truely genius urban planning.
Pretty par for the course he calls it
Only the strong or able to pass the gauntlet. Those who cannot survive would not last in this city.
Then all he needs to do is have like oak st. run into Ash st. Ash street goes freaing no where and then Oak turns into Pine st. all of a sudden. Then on the whole other side of the city, have a street thats abruptly ends and then is continued all the way on the west side of the city from the east side. Also make sure to have massive pot holes in the roads and then fill them in with gravel but not pack them down and don't use asphault.
That’s what driving through any city feels like tbh
Gotta love that California city
Planning
12:55 I can’t tell if all those people got happier because he finally built a clinic or if they just didn’t like the people he killed
A quick death is a luxury and is something to be celebrated in his city.
So glad to see another streamer recreate Flint Michigan in Cities Skylines.
does Flint Michigan have a poop volcano?
I used to live there, the bouncy castle on a cliff above the lake of shit was such a nice view
My sister just wrote a speech about how bad they fucked up there.
Wait, who was the first?!
@@mrsmith4986 Mayor Schlatt I think. I don't know I've only heard legends about this place
His city counts as an eldritch entity. Everytime I try to comprehend the layout of its streets it starts to twist in my minds eye.
The perpituity of those cold, foul smelling streets will forever haunt me
I love playing this game for 10 minutes and then being 100000 in debt with everyone running away from the shit smelling city with no sewage.
Relatable lmao
Please use the word capitalism
I get PTSD every time the little tune plays ant the end because I know the video is about to end
Cars go into Hancock street
Cars are disassembled
People put the parts in their pockets
People walk to work where they sell tiny bits of cars
that is how cars leave
Anyone remember watching Fat Albert and wondering why they played in a landfill during recess? Its because charborg was the mayor.
Charborg accidentally revealing 2030's city planning.
*sees actual dead person being carted away*
CHRBG: *laughs hysterically*
**Literally poisons the town's entire water supply**
*WHY IS EVERYONE SICK I DO NOT UNDERSTAND*
never change
omg spronkus
I like how most of the ideas are "What if..." But instead of thinking about it more you do it instantly
Want to see more of Oscar roberts, they really made the episode for me
I like to imagine that the one way street has a dilapidated sign hiding in the overgrowth that reads, "Welcome to hell!"
A good example why we can't leave furries in positions of authority
@@plaidradar 🗿
@@plaidradar That's the joke he is not but people wonder.
Furries already keep the internet running, genius
@Kelik The Edgelord Would you mind elaborating, please?
@Kelik The Edgelord *Aggressively points 13th century handgonne at you*
Pretty please?
Ambiguous Amphibian AND a Charborg video today? Lucky days~
Very lucky
Why haven't they collabed?
@@notfriendlystudios1643 good question. They're both pretty open about enjoying eachother's content and every so often they raid eachother.
I was in such a bad mood but this video has just cheared me up. Thank you charborg
I’m still cranky, but the video was nice
@@cliftonwindham4194 well, just try enjoy your weekend bud
Char may legitimately be the worst player I’ve ever seen at this game
I can't believe he recreated California so well
A natural disaster would just add a little flare to be honest
char roleplaying as our politicians and landlords oop
hell nahhh bruh I hate living in doodoo smog ville 💀
can't even leave bro
Look, he made [insert city of choice here].
16:43 at first I was like "this is normal" thenthe hotdogs truck popped up and I knew it was a national emergency
Thanks charborg thanks for letting me live in the city, I totally love it here.
4:23 That's the Manson house
10:00
Across from my old Primary school is a church, my current school is across from an Add a.......and his...his a a landfill
Discovered you by accident thanks to a people playground video, loving your content to death 💯
i found hum through people playground too
10:16 uneducated child lives alone
From the people of Pittsburgh, thanks for the shoutout
Ah yes, finally some more quality content from a quality UA-camr, btw can you play more world box?
ASTROLIGISTS REPORT A DEVASTATING METEOR WILL HIT THE CITY IN THE NEAR FUTURE
-every city skylines vid ever
also its funny they say astrologist and not astronomist cuz astrologists are the people who think being a pisces lets you be a douchbag
I have indeed been to a city, and I can safely say the spaghetti roads are usually IN the city. not at the entrance.
Chrbrg is a lord of chaos
hey thats my old school, right beside a trash dump
Pov: you live in detroit
my elementary school was directly next door to a sewage treatment plant. Smelled like eggy farty shit every day lol
You can put the landfill ON the school, you need to up your game… that game being torture.
5:25 they put the poo in pool
theres a fucked up intersection near my apartment with lots of 1 way roads, but one of the roads is 2 way, so at some point ppl end up having to reverse and turn around cuz they cant legally make any turns lmfao
1:49 actually a better way than Jermas smoothbrain, still not optimal but very salvagable
you scared me. i thought for a minute that the intro music wasn’t coming
I am back for my daily viewing, as I am a loyal subject of SPACE KING!
Those sirens are HAUNTING what the hell
“Take a right on 45 degree BLVD, then, take a right on 45 degree BLVD, then, take a right on 45 degree BLVD”
Can't believe charborg recreate California.
Charborg creates Syria
Detroit speedrun WR 20:10 (No TAS)
Omfg he accidentally created the town from the oblongs
It’s weird watching someone play this game normally, after watching the spiffing Brit my concept of this game is ruined
Glad to see my hometown in SimCity
thank you Mr.Borg thank you.
Charborg would make an excellent U.S politician.
God bless this channel.
My high school was across the street from a cemetery and my bus stop was next to an adult toy store
Y’all like Cholera??? If so, cross reality into Cities: Skylines & move to Charborgs’ city!!! Fun times, a place run by a not-so-fishy leader!!!!!!!
that city is way worse than poverty.
Charborg saying bollocks sounded so wrong
16:42 Amazing parade.
It's so surreal being one of the first to watch a video and not seeing any comments. It's also quite a nice feeling.
With zero views posted an hour ago and you still can't wacth it. Yeah i love it too.
@@BlackMoonHowls mate i dont know where you live but this video was up for me 11 hours ago and it had 4 views???
@@lordawesome_auzzie1541 I was referencing crap I have seen elsewhere. Have YOU seen a video uploaded (well you can't cause what I said earlier if you even read it you bat) with no views and no commetns but still pending for actual upload, like for several hours or several days huh, dingus much?
My old high school tivy used to be right next to a landfill
"Omg look at this awful school district omg"
Literally US public schools
Seven minutes in and the town is flooded with shit
if you trap someone with an shoping mall they will not escape the money farm
they will have to spend the money
Just got home and new Charborg video, nice
i need a part 2
garbage truck convode
You could say that the school district is literal garbage 😉
I love the age of mythology music, brings me back
Torture Borg is back ^^;;;
Oh boy I can’t wait for this video
YOU HAVE YO PLAY THIS AGAIN PLEASE SO FUCKIN FUNNY LOL
A devastating meteor
8:21 JSHLATT MOMENT
Of all the weeks to miss the free game from the Epic Games store I really had to miss getting City Skylines and that was the first I really wanted in a while just to see you make a video about it a week later 💀
That's just Detroit
Raw footage of god creating another pandemic
this man built ohio in 20 minutes
genius
yes beautiful
the trash is the food
honestly still better than most american cities
The game is good but the dlc is fucking expensive like holy shit
this video saved my day
so you saw the 20 minute video 1 minute ago?
@@to99gaming73 no, i was just having a bad day and seeing chrbrg uploading made it better because quality content
Looks like a normal school district 2 me.
#charborgforpresident
Bro this is just Detroit
i am proud to say that i was in the stream
I can’t play City skylines if i don’t fuck with the water
Intro song?
didn't RT basically own the game metaphorically
Looks like Nebraska
Basically made Brazil
All this effort just remake Detroit digitally.
Pov: you live in Detroit
you should hang out with GrayStillPlays.
can't believe he copied Detroit
Yes
Haha, what if you played Cities Skyline, and make the poopy water flood the town, LOL, what if you did sstuff that was WACKY DANGEROUS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, OK THIS IS AN EPIC VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!
part 2?
Gary Indiana ahh game