Many astronauts were harmed in the making of this video
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- Опубліковано 17 січ 2023
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I made a space center that focuses on cool explosions. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Ігри
charborg on his first launch launches a trained astronaut as a guided missile aimed at the nasa building. Classic charborg move
that was a truly epic laugh too
"Uhhh whoops, that was our ballistic missile, not our space shuttle"
Ayyy thats what I have been saying, Classic charborg move.
@@rncstaton9 Ballistic missile... with a COCKPIT?!
"The risk I took was calculated but damn, am I bad at math." -Charborg, probably
I love how in the stream he played for 2 hours straight, yet he never once made it to orbit, my assumption is that he just didn't feel like it, the killinator was way too powerful for the viewing of kerbalkind.
Cheese
tbf I played for like 5 maybe 6? hours and never got into orbit either lmao
apparently weight is important, never would've guessed that
@@smells109 You didn't add enough rockets obviously lmao
Joke aside, it's all about efficiency, so it comes down do decouplers and fuel lines to get rid of the weight of the used rockets.
@@Jonsoner yep, took me way too long to figure all that out lol. If I were to put time into it again I'd be able to get into orbit but I still have yet to maintain one lmao
I'm very shit at the game
@@smells109 yes its very tough if you need to figure it all out on your own! let me know if you need any help
I like how in the first clip he uses landings legs instead of actual wheels. God, could you imagine the sound of metal scraping against concrete at 100 m/s?
its incredible how you can fully tell how charborg has zero idea what any of the things he’s reading off mean. incredible.
First I have to suffer watching you not even attempting to build your car in My Summer Car, now I have to watch this without ever seeing you reach orbit. I love it.
I knew he kept his viewers captive and forced them to watch his vids
Man isn't even pointing retrograde during reentry
and also never used the actual launch pad
100% mortality rate sounds pretty good, I mean mortal means life right?
For context, the video was originally called "I made a space centre with a 100% mortality rate"
I heard that 100% of people who works for NASA die
Cheese
@@cheese1627 cheesed to meet you
@@cheese1627 crow
@@cheese1627 sometimes.. I dream of cheese
Everytime he decides to transmit the science instead of recovering it, part of my soul dies. Also lmao at him trying to activate the parachute at 600m/s
for most experiments you can transmit and also recover, except for some things, like the mystery goo.
@@ninjacat230 Tru, but he also wasn't doing that lol
And not using SAS is also awful
@@ninjacat230 You actually can transmit Mystery Goo AND recover data. You need a scientist on board who needs to go out and reset the Goo. Engineer can also attach parts to the ship on EVA. Pilot just gets more stabiliser mechanics.
We be the people who actually play the game
Rest in peace, Peter Kerman. It's a shame his death was covered up by the government, having been brutally murdered by a hairless midget having tinkered with the ships. It was said that he was laughing maniacally as Peter died. A true tragedy.
man i wanna pig up that little guy and throw him in the microwave until he pops to avenge peter
crime baby
Bob?
There was nothing left to bury and the stipend isn't even enough to get his kids through college
This sounds like what happens to wendigoon every day
"I'm gonna make Bob think he's not gonna die."
*Serene space music*
I don't know if anyone has already said this, but if you enter the VAB (the huge building you crashed Jeb into) when building a rocket instead of the hangar, the building process is easier and you actually launch from the pad and not the runway
what a name and pfp lol
@@skoovee war thunder lol
@@WalletWorrier my condolences for being a WT player
It was painfull watching him build in the hangar
No, it's the crash testing facility for kerbal killing
I was so confused why his first rocket launched on the runway instead of the launchpad. He's building them all in the space plane hanger lol.
When he reentered with the heat shield facing the wrong way I was crying for bob
Whats the space plane for? Like does it matter much?
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 one go up and one for forward
@@KingTFD but if i put a thruster underneath surely it wont go forward?
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 more or less. It really doesn't matter much in the early game, it only becomes a problem later at a point charborg didn't reach.
@@omppusolttu5799 i see, thanks for the info
In all my life I have never seen someone nor myself put the thruster on backwards this is a new level of incompetence that takes years to learn and I’m here for it
The loss of these brave astronaut souls is felt by us all here at CHRBRG, but you have to admit, the explosions were pretty cool 😎
"I don't even think a baby would go to space in this thing"
That's a great idea. Give Charborg funding for a Baby Space Program. He'll solve overpopulation, advance science, and give us tons of cool explosions
I applaud chars effort to abstain from making any kerbal 9/11 jokes
1/19
Rip Peter Kerman, you were always my favorite
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Cheese
@@cheese1627 Cheese
I cannot stress how much I genuinely want you to play/stream/upload this game more. It’s just so entertaining
I still remember my teacher once had us play this game for an assignment. That was fun i loved that teacher.
That would be so fun
You have a great teacher
As someone who's been playing KSP for a while, I can confirm this is exactly how every mission goes.
i would gladly volunteer to be one of charborg's space sacrifices if it would mean i'd get to die in a cool explosion
*Looks at Valentina crashing violently into the sea at 460 m/s*
I clapped when she landed on pizza planet 🏆
We can cut out the middle man and just… do that
@@PuddingXXLShe was smiling so
I got a 40 minute ad about the utter superiority and greatness of the Octagon. I watched 20 minutes of it.
Charborg why do I get these cult-ish ads when I watch you.
Charborg are you a cult leader.
Charborg.
Somehow the ad itself less concerning than you watching half of a 40 minute ad
@@user-burner it was very convincing
It amazes me that somehow he managed to re-enter the atmosphere correctly despite being completely clueless on how to do so.
R.I.P Valantina. They where so happy to go to space after loosing her husband is space, thinking she would see him because he never came down. After multiple trips, she eventually crash dived straight iinto the floor. A true hero
3 minute mark: "I didn't even get to check the goo."
I died, because my brain automatically said, "there's plenty of goo on the side of the building to check out."
The story of bob is a story that will be told for generations
Kerbin Medal of Honor
Bob Kerman
The first Kerbal to successfully exit the atmosphere of Planet Kerbin
His death was expected during re-entry. He had no idea of this, but still exhibited incredible courage and nerve during return. He was the first Kerman to gaze on the true magnificence of the stars, and we commend him for his daring and courage.
Though, not all was well, as the next day Bob died on a rocket powered plane. The rocket plane crashed. In bobs honor, his birthday will be forever as, “Kerman day.” Today is the anniversary of bobs death, so join me as we salut the fallen hero.
I think charborg is just on an agent 47 mission where he killed the real space leader man and is killing all his targets.
Thanks for playing KSP, Charborg! It's one of my favorite games, and this was fun to watch.
WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO EMOTIONAL😭😭😭
“This would be fun could you imagine being in this cockpit” while the g forces would turn you to liquid and that liquid into atoms and those atoms into quarks and so on
PLEASE make more videos on this!!! I cant express how entertaining this was
RIP Bob Kerman, died doing what he loved - science
I remember the first time watching ChrBrg I was on an acid trip and the outro song had me entering alternate realities. Still does when Im sober
The best part of this was watching him launch rockets from the runway.
Many astronauts were killed in the making of this video
"hows it looking tina??" "heuuuuuuehheuuuuuuuuuu"
babe wake up a new chrbrg video dropped
as someone with like 200 hours on ksp this both hurts and amuses me at the same time
The way bob barely survives charborgs first launch into space just to immediately be blown up in a sad excuse for a plane
this is like poetry to me
He panics when he’s fine and doesn’t when he’s 100 meters from the ground moving at 200 m/s
Man I’m gonna be the first man on the sun, this is awesome
I was laughing the WHOLE video. thank you for this kneeslapper Borg
Wow this educational video about nasa is so great
You make me very love space now. Thanks man!
We need more of this
the ingame music with bob's reentry was absolutely beautiful
The calm music in the background makes it even better
yay! this channel is becoming more and more amazing with all these games!
The single most impressive thing is that in all this time not once did he bother to question why he's launching rockets from a runway. That and the reverse-mounted engine, truly a pinnacle of engineering.
The NASA engineer at 4 AM
This was like watching a baby build a Lego Death Star
Can't wait till the second game comes out
this was the first charbo stream i saw live and i loved it
IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
SAME!
0:28 "A goo don't jiggle jiggle, it folds".
Charborg Mixed With My Favorite Game Of All Time Is A Sight To Behold
the funniest thing about this is that he is acting exactly how a kerbal would
6:45 “This would be fun” famous last words😂
I installed a KSP mod that lets them shit themselves in their space suits
okay?
I installed a KSP mod that lets them shit themselves in their space suits
@@blakes8901legend
Leaked SpaceX test footage looks great! Charborg is making Elon proud!
Dude did not have to make this emotional
I don’t know why but the plain and sharp honesty of the title I find to be just hilarious.
Absolutely need more KSB episodes
I love it went from little problem to ahhhhh look out!
“I think they would die proud knowing how cool the explosion looked”
Sums up Kerbals pretty well
this is the first time ive seen your videos but this was so funny, subbed. rip bob he was a true hero 🫡
What a genius way to present this game.
3:40 " Mr.President a second rocket has hit the building"
I really wish I was a good gamer like you
"Looks like we lost a fin. I don't need a fin where I'm going."
"Maybe a fin could have helped a little."
it's always a good day when CHRBRG posts
5:29 the classic
"I dont know how staging works"
Followed by the cockpit coming off right away.
This-is-the-first-time-for-me-killing everything-in-the-universe
Leaving my friendddssss behhiiinnnddd
I remember how fun it was first playing KSP and learning that to orbit, you not only need to go up, but also SIDEWAYS very fast.
"Hehehehe Lois I am exploded"- Peter Kerman probably
this is just what i needed
Hello, I already tell you that my English is not good because I'm Brazilian, I love your content sometimes I'm so entertained that I watch it without subtitles, I loved your content thank you very much for being that person with a unique charisma that leaves anyone with a smile on their face watching their videos.
THANK YOU!
Best nasa I've ever seen
This was cool, hope you stream it again!
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT SO MUCH!!!
Rest in pieces, Peter Venk-Kerman...
the way the rocketship at the start literally locks onto the building like a missile kills me evwrytime
"I don't even think a baby would go to space with in this thing"
But one baby would go to space... THE CRIME BABY
Yoooo, what the heck, i cant believe i just started playing ksp and now you make a video about it
bob surviving the first ship was the greatest plot twist in all of cinema
Any day charborg uploads is a great day
I can’t believe you didn’t make it to orbit ONCE
R.I.P bob when nobody thought that he could do it
Bob is a hero
The amount of times Charborg has had to change the titles of his videos is amazing
His first launch, he hit a building at Mach 1, that's actually impressive
flying stuff into the VAB is part of the true KSP experience
13:55 Charburg announce his “Bill Back Better” plan
Not only did he never reach orbit once but he was also launching from the runway the entire time and not the actual launch pad
Bob was one of the greatest astronauts to liv R.I.P Bob Kerman
Imagine surviving a mission where you had no chance of survival and then the next mission you get put in a centipede contraption that rolls over and blows you you 4 seconds after launch
I don't want to be shipped to the sun, as it is basically a huge, badass explosion. I look at it all the time and think about that. So the thought of my space death being just a lil poof on the immense explosion of the sun would make me sad.
:Spinningfish:
First thing he did was crash a rocket ship into the building😂