Dhar Mann vs. British People
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2022
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is this shirt on purpose
Strandedcore
Okay so I'm not the only one getting more confused the longer I look at it
@@pancakeslapp I think it's a shirt with torn sleeves with a sweatshirt under it?? I'm so lost
the new video explains the swag
@@woofmail7082 came here from that video, first thing I recognized lol
The accents are boarding on being Irish, Northern Irish, Scottish, English, American and then finally Kiwi, Dhar man really went international
And Australian weirdly
Mr. Worldwide
World citizen
no please do not bring new zealand into this
@@cha0ticneutralbigs yeah but like white lady australian
We’re not just changing stories, we’re telling lies.
Lmao
This is so clever 😭
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@@rmdavidov thanks for the thumbs um rom davidov
@@dogssquirrels4613 thanks for the reply dogssquirrels
I'm amazed that the "uplifting" message about getting bullied was to learn to box so you beat the shit out of people
I mean honestly based. Self defense is underrated
And become an Olympic medalist, a thing literally anyone can do.
@@gremlinwc8996 self-defense is fine. Telling a 10 year old to get jacked so he could intimidate and/or punch other children is weird as hell.
Yes because it's supposed to be British. Atleast he kept something realistic
"The solution to being bullied is to become a bully. A more VIOLENT bully."
Jordan's bad English accent was so bad that I temporary forgot he actually has a real one.
Moral of the story: If you're being bullied, don't tell a teacher. Do the responsible thing, undergo intense training, and beat the ever living shit out of your enemies like the shonen protagonist you were born to be.
Who needs a teacher when you have the power of God and anime on your side?
teachers wont do shit about bullying, speaking from experience
@@damianmroczny If you're speaking from *your* experience, then you're talking about *your* teachers, not teachers in general.
@@damianmroczny So you want all bullied children to not feel ok going to a teacher as a result? Wow, you're helpful.
I'm convinced that they prepared for their accents by watching Peppa Pig, but an episode of Bluey slipped in there and no one noticed.
Also check the license plates on the cars at 10:22. American. Likely California. Because that lot looks A LOT like the Dhar Mann Burbank lot, just a different angle.
@@romywhite290 and the corridor is the same as one of the other videos from dhar mann where the characters have american accents
Do any non Australians even know what bluey is?
@@mrleinad6286 non australian and i don’t think i do, but i somehow got that it wasn’t british dhdhjdkdls
@@mrleinad6286 yea it at least plays in America as well, cause my niece loves it and tries to do the accent
Alternate title Jordan trying to guess the accents for 23 minutes straight
History repeats itself
He has a track record of being bad at it already.
that’s every video of his at this point, and i’m here for it
Boy: "you could always..."
Jordan: " kill and eat him"
Magnificent, sir
Jordan Adika liked my comment! This must be what it feels like to be famous! :D
I automatically assume the title means Dhar Mann literally fought every British person
Can confirm we did fight him
@@r.j.williams I wish we Americans had enough will to do that… it would’ve been better ;(
he probably won
It was a struggle but we were victorious in the end
it was a devastating loss i gotta say
moral of the story: bully your classmates, you may set them on the path of greatness
Yeah, what was the lesson here? The bully doesn't get any sort of comeuppance, the bullied kid forgives the bully in the end and doesn't beat him up, and the bullied kid become a gold medal Olympian. Really does seem like the lesson here is that it's a good idea to bully people smaller than you.
my favorite thing about jordan is how his eyebrows look like someone cut his mustache in half and put it on his forehead
The dad was just waiting for his son to get bullied to start his plan of having a boxing son
Execute plan OJ, dad says to himself in the mirror. 😂😂
British Dhar Mann be like "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives" (read in a British accent)
Weh’ nawt juhst tellin’ stoorees, we’re changin’ lyves
😑
I would’ve loved to see Dhar Mann try a British accent!
"We're changing loives"
which british accent
I love how this went from a kid learning self defense against a bully to the dad living vicariously through his child via boxing.
Message? Not sure tbh
Message: insert any random common-sensical statement no one would ever disagree with (like "clubbing baby seals is bad")
If you get beat up . . . . . . . . . . . . . . don't?
The only accent being mastered in this video is Jordans Dhar Mans accent. When he did his narration voice, wow, blown away. 50/10.
Ouight, naow I guess'll head ouat and crash at me flat I's lives in I do's, and I shall say to thee, top of the mornin when I shall see thee once more.
I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe
Pushing the physical limits of your body pre puberty is actually really bad for your potential growth. Especially a child his age, it’s common for children who are pushed too far in athletics (usually by their parents) to have a lot of issues in their knees and heels as the growth spurts theyre going through can make the soft tissues get overstrained easily
But he became a champion tho! Bully your 12 year old and push him to box! /s
I think that’s what happened to me honestly, when I was 12-13 I use to do gymnastics and I was good and was doing a LOT, but I stopped for a while and then after that I’ve always had pains, my knees are always hurting and I’m just all messed up
@@bradentheman1373omg I’m kinda similar too. I danced from ages 8-17 and my knees are super messed up. I had no idea there could have been an actual reason for this 😭
Even some of the adults with okay accents were all over the place. Sure, the mum sounded mostly Scottish, but some lines she was sliding anywhere from Northern English to vaguely Jamaican
I genuinely thought she was supposed to be Jamaican when she first spoke and then she kept talking and i was just confused
She went from kiwi to scottish-ish to scouse
Well the Jamaican accent (not the patwah dialect, which is different) does have roots in the Scots-Irish accents. The plantation overseers would have mostly been Scottish or Irish, which would have an influence on the accents of the slaves who were learning English. So all these accents might sound vaguely like one another, especially if someone is trying to fake one of them.
Ngl the dad immediately resorting to taking his son boxing is very British, my dad's side are boxers (brothers, nephews, cousins) and as the only girl that was actually physically bullied...my dad told me boxing isn't for women 💀 caveman ass family
I’m sorry, that’s such bad behavior. You deserve to not be bullied and you certainly deserve to learn to defend yourself.
That's so stupid that they wouldn't let you box, you'd have been able to get free tips. Did they let you do any other self defence? Or sports?
@@NotAnotherKuromi sadly the furthest I got was boxing on the Wii fit and a badminton class once a week 💀 tbh as an adult I'm still interested and want to take a martial arts/self defence class someday. With the bullying I eventually realised I was loathing myself for not retaliating after being told by teachers "ignore it and they'll ignore you", so one day I just punched some boy that pushed me too far and almost got suspended, it's funny how fast the school system takes action when you stand up for yourself ( even had a teacher grill me in detention for an hour about being the bigger person and not retaliating) 🤦 never regretted it though, just knowing I didn't let them win made me feel very capable. Haven't let anyone walk over me since !
you need to box your dad
It took me forever to watch this because anytime you mentioned the accents I would pause and launch into a bit with aforementioned accent. I did a 10 minute bit where I was a Scottish fish monger. It was honestly really annoying my wife.
i have a bit that i call Jeck From Dyown Undah that i often do for 20+ minutes straight and i always start it with “Elloi frinds!” and it’s at the point where my girlfriend will roll her eyes, yell NO JACK FROM DOWN UNDER!!! or straight up walk away as soon as she hears it 😭😭😭 funniest part is it’s more of a bad kiwi accent than it is australian
Trying to decode their bad accents has caused my own English accent to become stronger in defence!
Thanks I now sound like a farmer
The dad hitting all the northern accents, Yorkshire, scouse, geordie, even a little trip down to Dudley too.
Definitely the best one though
So funny looking up the mom on IMDb and seeing "Born in Baltimore, Maryland"
Life lessons from Dhar Mann: Be rich but dress homeless; lurk in middle school parking lots if you're Dhar Mann; learn how to box.
"The mum can be Scottish. She's allowed to be Scottish." Allowed, but not able lmao
I want Jordan and Jarvis to write and star in their own Dhar Mann parody where they just wear bad costumes and use different accents and then do the Dhar Mann voice over at the end.
"shoe rack... we don't need a shoe rack" made me laugh out loud. that's that british dry humor
We a’e not jus’ tellin’ stowies, we’e changing laife!
British people ≠ uwu people
"Stowies"
As an American actor from WV and still learning dialects... it's super easy to go into kiwi/Australian accents when trying to do British. I did a whole show accidentally Australian instead of British. But also I was playing a 9 year old boy so the lines were already blurred. Lmao
Shoutout to West Virginia! But it’s worth noting that our Appalachian accent is the bastard child of old English and Scottish. Some older West Virginians could easily pass as Scots.
I literally couldn’t tell the difference between the accents😭😭😭
This is like the guy who plays the love interest in those terrible After movies who is very British but he sounds like he's never heard a British person in his life.
I am now 33, and if I saw one of my middle school bullies my reaction wouldn't be, "I'M NOT THE GIRL YOU BULLIED ANYMORE!" It'd be like, "We haven't talked in 20 years, why did you go out of your way to bring your child to meet me? But like, go off, I guess."
GRAAAAAAACE!!! ♡♡♡
@@rochelledliu this is the first time this has ever happened to me
This is surreal 😂
First off, the boy has the most stereotypical posh English accent, while his parents have Scottish and Northern accents...? Sureee... 😅
Secondly, we never had lockers in school. The wide corridors with lockers lining the walls is not very common in British schools, they had thin corridors that kids would sit down in and stretch their legs across so you had to step over them if you wanted to get past. The only lockers we had was a small clump which you had to apply for and had a waiting list... So we just carried everything 🤷♀️
Lastly, the teachers were everywhere. There was never really a chance for bullies to pin someone up against a wall unless it was in the loo, because the teachers were always rushing around to different rooms...
That was my experience anyway...
We had lockers in Lincolnshire in like 2001-2006 but they were absolutely fucked and were in a lovely 1970s colour palette 👌
I never realized how much Dhar Mann sounds like the Burger King foot lettuce guy... I'll never unhear it.
chills? my gosh youre so right
I also love how this story is basically like oh the UK,, the downtrodden, underdog.. England, fighting back against Ireland finally.
Although uk ≠ england
@@lessthan3... a girl can dream🛌💭
Well it's about a real dude, so idk what you mean, England Vs Ireland boxing isn't some crazy idea and if your trying to be the European champ or represent your country it'd a big match
As a Kiwi, my honest opinion is that he sounds Australian. I don't see why dharr Mann couldn't hire actual British people. I really hope it's satire.
As an Australian I heard Kiwi! Time to fight.
@@kateemma22 Ah yes the legedary battle of nz vs australia. Who will win? Sheep country or Pavlova thieves.
Yeah I'm Aussie and they kept slipping into it HAHA
I’ve been asked by an American if I’m Australian. I’m English. Americans think we sound the same.
Theory: The dad really wanted his son to be a boxer, but the son was never interested in sports. So the dad paid the bully to threaten him so his son would feel he _had_ to learn to fight.
I like how Jordan was just like "he's either going to win, or he's going to lose." Yes, Jordan, you ruled out a tie. Good predictions.
I’m both kiwi and British and even so I genuinely cannot tell what his accent is supposed to be
“Scrawny little weasel” that’s where I died
The scream I scrumpt when you said the Scottish ‘belong to us’
are we not gonna bring up the green screen flag in the back 😂😂
ikr😭
That's just a British thing pay it no mind
I want to see a weird modern day Dhar Mann video where the kid is like “they are always going to pick on me because I’m smaller”
And then the dad is like “don’t worry son” and the kid gets leg lengthening surgery and all the kids at school love him cuz he’s like 2.5 inches taller 🤣
I'm glad even you noticed how quickly your New Zealand accent veered off into a South African accent, lmao.
As a New Zealander, I have to say that I love your South African Kiwi accent. Also, "built like a backslash" is quite the statement. :')
Now that I'm thinking about it, I bet every Dhar Mann video would make so much more sense if they were British.
Haha why!?
This made less sense
@@amybennett8498 brittish children are just like that ♡
@@owie8212 hahaha, how?! I hope this is a joke haha
@@amybennett8498 Yeah this is a joke! There's a stereotype that brittish children are rude and snobby, so I was just playing into that. No real malice towards anyone, kids are great!
"All it says is "Shoe Rack"...we don't need a shoe rack." God, sounds like my Amazon wishlist after a night out gone long.
"I can be a sore loser because I am one. A massive loser."
~Jordan Adika
happy you edited in a UK flag so we know where you're from
Also excessively exercising when you’re pre pubescent can stunt your growth. Look at gymnasts, or how I was a dancer and I’m almost positive that having such low body fat before and during puberty stunted my growth. Lol so it might actually have the opposite effect than intended.
A lot of gymnasts take puberty blocking drugs purposely to stop it so they can stay petite.
I think that’s just because shorter people have an advantage in gymnastics. There’s kids who play basketball throughout their life and they don’t turn out super short. Malnutrition is definitely the bigger issue.
@@Purplesquigglystripe Excessive working out as a child can indeed stunt your growth. I don’t think just playing basketball is enough to do it though.
Gymnasts are short limbed because it's easier to be good with that body shape, it's not a result of gymnastics. I did a lot of gym as a child & saw plenty of taller kids reach a limit, or get told they couldn't achieve to the level they wanted. Professionals can also spot potential talent in kids, so set them on that path early.
Reducing your calories on the other hand does stunt growth. Many female professional athletes end up having their periods stopped due to low weight & pushing their bodies so hard, it's not healthy. I am sorry if you experienced poor treatment & hope you are more healthy now but still able to enjoy dance, in whatever capacity.
@@madiz4228 I think you may underestimate how much working out & all round conditioning is involved in basketball. I mean those who are naturally talented, get scouted & end up playing for big teams. Just type in gifted kid basketball & you'll see the sort of strict regime & level of exercise they undertake.
the curly haired kid reminds me of the CEO dude from the Lorax. He's gonna grow up to be a great air salesman!
I often get annoyed that a lot of people don't know about Wales but hearing people do the weirdest posh English accents as a cover all for "British" almost makes me feel comforted as not being recognised. Before people try doing weird South Wales Valleys accents in these videos.
as an irish who moved to the states a few years ago- you do not know how good you have it. they don't even think they know who you are, they can't mock ¨your¨ accent or go on the weird racist rants at you
every time an american tells me ¨oh! i'm irish too! and scottish and british and german and spanish and french and-¨ i feel a deep, deep jealousy for the welsh
the accents are HORRIFIC OH MY GOD 😭 edit: im so glad as an irish person that we didnt have to listen to an "irish" accent in this video 💀
I thought the grown-up bully had a sort-of Irish accent.
@@FrenkTheJoy honestly they changed so much it’s too hard to tell lmao
I heard Cork somewhere here.
dont relax yet, his next video is gonna be "Irish kid bullied for being ginger, what happens next will shock you"
@@lorettadunne210 the cork slander has to end boy
My favorite part about the accents is how the feel the need to go up at the end of every sentence. "Oi? You got punched at the school mate? Ai'll have a word with the 'eadmahsta about thes?" inscrutable.
nah but the accent the dad has is actually just a vaguely scouse accent
@@MouseChild its like an odd mix betweek scouse and geordie..but for some reason it sounds the most natural..that says alot lmao
@@bellac6311 actually yeah that makes sense my partner’s grandad is scouse and has lived in toon for years and sounds like that
The dad is so Scouse it's hilarious, why was the only English person they could find Scouse, one of the most unique and distinct English accents
Our favourite half theatre kid, half wolf is back.
There’s so many right hard turns in both the story and the accents! It’s incredible how Dhar Mann can tell stories
Jordan, it’s obvious. It was filmed outside a hospital
I didn't expect that accent to be THAT bad 🤣🤣 i live in the UK and have never heard anyone like this
THE SPECKLED HEN 🤣🤣WHAT
I don’t think Dhar Mann is a man of honor or truth. This is just my opinion, but every aspect of his online brand screams “money laundering operation” to me.
Oh yeah for sure
@@princessofhell4639 it’s just a question of exactly how shady the crimes this is a front for are.
@@jonathannoble7845 true, I mean I know from watching the vods of jarvis johnsons dhar mann bingo's I think it was that dhar mann was already arrested for fraud or something I believe
@@princessofhell4639 he was sued. His family owns a taxi company and they did something to cheat the city of San Diego in one of their municipal contracts.
@@jonathannoble7845 thanks
Thank you so much for this informational video about a little know fact of puberty. I was born and raised in the US but between 12-16 I sounded Australian, Italian, and German during various points in the day.
Thank you for bringing awareness to this odd phenomenon that only Dhar Mann viewers know of and have experienced 🙏🏾🙏🏾
scronny lattle wayzul
Anyway:
Bully - Aussie Etonian
Mum - Scottish Mancunian
Dad - Brummy..? Soft brummy
Scronny lattle wayzul (young) - lost cause, haven't the foggiest. Etonian estuary. That's my best guest.
Okay sorry I just got to the end now and THEY WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE FROM NEWCASTLE?? Pardon?
New Zealanders would pronounce it 'twug'. Say it fast.
In NZ, flat vowel substitutions are as follows:
a = e (You have a friend called Anna? You call her 'enna')
e = i (Have a friend named Emma? Call her 'imma')
i = u (Lost your train ticket? Better ask people if they've seen your train 'tucket')
This story is "violence IS the answer"
i’m sorry but i’m dying at the little boy training in a polo shirt 😭😂
this video got me pissing laughing LMFAOOO especially when u kept tryna do dhar mann’s accent😭😭
the way this was filmed in the us bc it’s the same fucking school set
Anyway you should all know by now the reason why the kids accents were so off was cus they were actually British kids impersonating British kids for peak comedy, that's why
I mean, if Dhar Mann hired me to play a Texan character, you bet I’d take my vaguely southern-flavored neutralish American accent and go full stereotypical cowboy accent, just for the hell of it. So, I get it
Every time Jordan says "I love you" I shatter like a cracker
Actors so what accent would you like us to do?
Dhar Mann: all of them.
20:54 just realized his flag is edited
The accents are giving me whiplash hahah
Can’t speak for any of the other actors but the dad was definitely a Brummie lol
Jordan I mean it when I say you are LITERALLY the funniest person on yewchewb and always a joy to get a notification from
yewchewb
It's giving Bobby Hill "that's my purse"
A tip for anyone doing a British accent, from a tired Brit: don't drop the middle 'D' in 'didn't' while keeping the rest of the word the same. You can keep it in to be safe, but if you're feeling brave then say it like "dint". It's supposed to sound faster and smoother, not like you swallowed a fly in the middle of the word.
"we've all got bo'ol o' wo'a for dinner"
"i'm built like a backslash"
so quotable
I just imagine Tony Jeffries just rejecting a biopic and instead being like “no dhar man has to do it”
"Crackers.. like the thing you eat. Different" LMAO your face during that was priceless!
HE'S BACK AGAIN SO SOON
A blessing
Okay wait, the tart was an object of contention... A food item that can no longer be debated about once consumed.
He could have just ate it. Even just a bite.
Instead he throws it and let's it go to waste.
WHEN YOU POST I ASCEND FROM THIS HELLSCAPE
this just reminded me of the fact that not only do i (american) still have stress dreams about being back in high school in america, but i also have stress dreams about being an exchange student in high schools in different countries. usually the main language spoken in these countries is not english (in which case my brain switches every conversation to spanish, the only other language i know but that is not my mother tongue- i guess to signify "english is not as widely spoken here but this is a dream so we have to be able to understand what's being said Somehow, and logically if we were in an exchange program to a specific country, we probably would've learned at least a bit of the language beforehand"). but every now and then it's a school somewhere in the uk. many times during these uk school dreams i've had a moment where i realized mid conversation that i've been doing what's probably a really bad british accent the whole time (as though it's another language or something, and that if i did go to the uk i would be expected to talk to people in one of the accents of the area???). of course i am then appropriately mortified. but nobody has brought up my accent, so i wonder if it's better than i thought, and am presented with the dilemma: do i drop the accent now and force everyone to acknowledge it, or keep it going and just hope people aren't just staying quiet out of politeness? it haunts me. but yeah anyway i'm super normal about socializing
We're not just telling stories, were changing accents
“He’s messed with the wrong lad” “who’s this mug with the freckled face?” Accurate interaction in British school i can confirm
me who cant distinguish accents: haha.. yeahh
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen, I'm so glad he's posting more I miss his content sm
As a kiwi, I appreciate this fantastic representation 😂
Oof that bobsled joke..
Some of us remember (and are still traumatized by the memory) when about a man got killed during bobsled..abt a decade ago, Winter Olympics. It was live on TV in many countries.
was like “oh man this looks fun, i love shitting on the british” forgetting that homie is literally british 🫣🫣
Jordan Adika can make anything awkward really funny with his commentary, I love his personality when it comes to Darhman or really just anything
It took me the whole video to figure out if the flag was edited in or not, adi had pretty much decided it was an actual print out of the flag... and then he waved his hand by it lol
"im built like a backslash" holy fuck that is a great line
I really hate the British meme, it’s been beaten to death so much
Also, Jordan wanting someone to be just brutally hurt with fists is something I didn’t think I wanted, but it’s definitely something I needed
yes omg. my blood isnt even the slightest bit british but it still gets boiled its so annoying
i really love the british meme. we should mate
I prefer Jordan’s dhar mann voice over the original. what a serve
bri’ish boy gets grounded for not listening to mum and not closing the boot because of tea time
That 'They belong to us' was so menacing, so ominous
As an American from the land of 'yall', I can firmly say that all of the accents sound the same.
This is Billy Elliot for straight people
This is like in the boys in the first season when Karl Urban kept trying to do an English accent and it ended up sounding Australian. He got better as the seasons continued....briefly in season 2 he sounded like Jack Sparrow
the switch to being soley about boxing is so jarring its so funny lol. like...it's almost like the dad was trying to groom his kid into being a boxer like why was he so ready to go to boxing?? it came out of nowhere
Okay I'm an American and I can confirm that sometimes when I talk in a generic British accent it starts veering into a really bad Australian/Kiwi accent (like a bastard, inbred child of the two general accents).
Haaa same
to be fair, a lot of our dialect and slang is the same, so it makes sense that when people who arent british attempt our accents, it morphs into australian/kiwi
@@bellac6311 it’s not tho is it
@@zanakate7319 it is, obviously alot of the dialect is different because they're different countries, but if you compare the slang in Britian vs America vs Australia, there's quite a but of overlap between Britain and australia
@@bellac6311 as an Aussie, nah, i jus disagree