Poof I'm not sure if you will see this, but here's a tip about star ranks. So star ranks are calculated based on your finishing time, but some factors change it. Like a time penalty for falling off the map, going in the off-road too long without a power-up, hitting bananas, shells, etc. But, you can also counteract that by hitting other players with bananas, fake item boxes, and green shells, which take time away, giving you a better chance at it. What I'm getting at is, if you notice you fall off, don't panic because you can either throw some shells, fake item boxes, or bananas back to gain that variable time back. Guys please like this so he can see it.
For real, especially when she's the most annoying character in the game (Baby Daisy at least has more helpful stat bonuses like extra speed and mini-turbo).
One of the things that will greatly improve your chances at getting three stars is to hit the computer players with your items. Bananas, green shells, fake boxes, and bombs are the best items. Red shells help a little bit too. Basically, don't hoard your items, always try to hit a computer player with them. And if another item (lightning, blue shell, pow block) makes you drop items on the track, they no longer count as yours and won't help you. There's a whole mathematical algorithm that determines a three star ranking and hitting CPU's with items is very favorable to that equation. (it's based on time and hard to explain in text)
imagine. you’re 12 years old. your mother warns you to stay inside because she’s going out to do errands and is leaving you home alone. after she leaves, you just really wanna go onto the swing set, so you figure a few minutes wouldn’t hurt. you get carried away and your mom comes back and sees you swinging while she’s pulling into the driveway. she gets out of the car and yells, “ 22:39“ a nuclear bomb then falls from the sky and hits directly on the swingset, destroying everything within a LARGE radius, except for the house. it turns out your mom went to sams club to stock up on a bunch of food and water because she knew about the bomb YEARS ago and the house was built bomb proof for this occasion. the end.
Don’t forget about the time trials… you need to defeat the ghosts to unlock the rest of the characters, also, i see so many straight lines you don’t wheelie, please wheelie for the love of god it is free extra speed you choose not to utilize ps ilysm poofesure
5:28 yes! I was literally just rewatching your old mario kart videos when you posted this lol, they're some of my favorite videos of yours to watch over and over. it's been satisfying in a way to see you improve in this game over the years
I actually love to fall asleep to Poof’s old Mario kart Wii vids. And yes he was that bad. It was super painful to watch. Sometimes it’s still painful but I love him, he’s a sweet summer child
to win 3 stars, you need to earn "secret points." You can earn them by making a turbo boost start, drifting, hitting enemies, staying in first place for as long as possible, and finishing the track as quickly as possible. You lose points by going out of bounds, falling off the track, hitting walls or obstacles, or driving off-road for too long
We’re back boyz 🎉 btw I’m literally playing Mario Kart Wii right now. I’m doing 100cc Flower Cup because I’m trying to earn 3 stars on everything. I have the game paused because I just saw this notification
Poofesure was hit 31 times in this video: Red shell: 9 Blue shell: 8 Green shell: 5 Lightning: 4 Penguin: 2 POW: 1 Thunder cloud: 1 Fireball: 1 The difference in driving between this video and the first run through is insane. Also 16:40 gorgeous singing on shy guy beach.
His old mario kart wii videos where he played as Toad was the golden age of this series. But ever since he unlocked the mii racer, it feels way different to watch these for some reason.
Poof, you're the only thing left in my life that makes me smile. I watch you every night to try to escape from the absolute disaster that is my life. Thank you for doing what you do.
It's funny. When I play Mario kart 8, I feel weird when using an inward drift bike opposed to an outward drift vehicle. Seeing that in reverse here where poof used the kart is funny to me
poof not chucking a wheelie in the tube of mario raceway is sending me. hes getting every boost possible with drift but not using the wheelie speed ever lmao
Hey poof, if you change beef bosses height in the mii channel, you can use the karts and bikes that the smaller and larger characters use in mario kart.
cars and some bikes are outside drift which means they go out then they go in but the mach bike and some others are inside drift meaning they go in straight away
The dragster was always my favorite to use back then. It's probably been a while since you last played with outside drift, but outside drift on ice is... slippery. I wish you would have gotten a chance to use the dragster on other courses, but it's okay! 21:38 Aw, that's too bad... I wanted to buy one!
i think i may have legitimately gotten better at this game
you have, don’t worry
huh uh
WOOOOOOO
Not sure..
I beg to differ
If Poofesure wants to 100% Mario Kart Wii. Just wait till he has to beat the Nintendo easy staff ghosts in time trials.
this is the content i'm waiting for
He gets his own platinum trophy if he does
I can hear him throwing a Wii remote at a window and shattering it now
The good thing is that it'll be 100% skill without the item boxes
Ghost valley 2 especially
throwback to when poof got an E rank on a cup after hitting every obstacle and then asked "HOW DID I GET AN E RANK?? IS THAT BELOW F???"
A B C D F E
Seems legit
Any idea which video it was?
@@DiamondKingStudios😂
Didn’t he once somehow manage to get an E rank first place too 😭💀
“ABCDEF- Almost as worst! As F.”
petition for Poof to fully 100% the game and unlock every character and kart
Yes, but time trials 😭
I think he said he's going too
@@mymysgaming6858If he tries time trials, he might damage his vocal cords permanently..
@@Chill-zen It's not that hard
@@Clouditivitywhen did he say this?
Going back to 50cc after 150cc special cup like a PHD going back to catch up in middle school
famly guy episode
I don't think I'm ever doing 50cc again. I didn't realize how slow it was until Mario Kart 8.
It's like. Every time I talk to a new interest and they show their intelligence I'm always like "OH my God! You have that much left to learn?"
Honestly I'd love to see this!!!!
Nah more like kindergarten
Poof I'm not sure if you will see this, but here's a tip about star ranks.
So star ranks are calculated based on your finishing time, but some factors change it. Like a time penalty for falling off the map, going in the off-road too long without a power-up, hitting bananas, shells, etc. But, you can also counteract that by hitting other players with bananas, fake item boxes, and green shells, which take time away, giving you a better chance at it.
What I'm getting at is, if you notice you fall off, don't panic because you can either throw some shells, fake item boxes, or bananas back to gain that variable time back.
Guys please like this so he can see it.
damn i didnt know that
"I like easily beating something thats hard"- poofesure 2024 we might have ourselves the quote of the year
I also like to easily beat something that's hard, if u catch my drift 😏
Nah! It’s nowhere close to the one when he was doing the target practice platinum medal a few videos ago
@@Megastar_Tyewhat quote was that?
@@bsoleil04 Idr what he said
@@Megastar_Tye BOOOOOO🍅🍅🍅
no I get this . going from 150cc to 50cc is so weird it throws me off entirely
Me with Mario Kart 8 and 200cc:
Its like driving behind someone within the speed limit
@gboogie3257 yeah 200 and then going to 150 throws me off so bad
In 8 Deluxe I got so used to 200cc that I'm actually worse at lower classes
Poofesure is the only UA-camr who BREAKS his own merch and has to hold himself back so his fans can have more. He truly cares about his community!
it's more about money. if he breaks more, he has to spend more. but if he holds himself back so fans can buy his merch, he gains money
@@mstrrarhiv909 pretty smart marketing tbh
The comfortable silence between 3:35 to 3:44 is quite relaxing until that blue shell comes bombing you.
And if he would’ve taken the boost panels the blue shell wouldn’t have mattered 😅
bros still avoiding throwing punches platinum medal
Plot twist, he's already beat it and recorded it but hasn't posted it yet. Gotta be two steps ahead
🤓
🤓
I don’t think he’s at the Nikocado Avocado level yet 🫡
that's obvious isn't it
Seeing him get back at Baby Peach with the Thunder Cloud is soooo satisfying
For real, especially when she's the most annoying character in the game (Baby Daisy at least has more helpful stat bonuses like extra speed and mini-turbo).
Yes
and pushing her off at 27:10
One of the things that will greatly improve your chances at getting three stars is to hit the computer players with your items. Bananas, green shells, fake boxes, and bombs are the best items. Red shells help a little bit too. Basically, don't hoard your items, always try to hit a computer player with them. And if another item (lightning, blue shell, pow block) makes you drop items on the track, they no longer count as yours and won't help you.
There's a whole mathematical algorithm that determines a three star ranking and hitting CPU's with items is very favorable to that equation. (it's based on time and hard to explain in text)
Do you have a reference for said algorithm?
he's never getting 3 stars on all the cups
@@jchi yes, just search "How to Get 3 Stars on Mario Kart Wii (with proof)" on here, it is pretty thorough
Iirc it also counts towards your star rank if you defend yourself from items with items.
@@Salzui not really, just indirectly because you will lose less time, no bonus tho
imagine. you’re 12 years old. your mother warns you to stay inside because she’s going out to do errands and is leaving you home alone. after she leaves, you just really wanna go onto the swing set, so you figure a few minutes wouldn’t hurt. you get carried away and your mom comes back and sees you swinging while she’s pulling into the driveway. she gets out of the car and yells, “ 22:39“
a nuclear bomb then falls from the sky and hits directly on the swingset, destroying everything within a LARGE radius, except for the house. it turns out your mom went to sams club to stock up on a bunch of food and water because she knew about the bomb YEARS ago and the house was built bomb proof for this occasion. the end.
Poofesure: (breathes)
Wii Remote: I’m in danger.
mom told me it was my turn to use this comment
20:58
Poof: “I don’t like Rosalina”
Also Poof from last MK Video: “Mommy”
He sure changed his mind quickly lol
All it takes for him is one bad in-game experience 😆
Love seeing poof being genuinely surprised that his consistency led him to becoming a good mario kart player
Breaking news playing a game consistently might make you better at said game
Have you seen Poof
Keyword: “Might”
You want to test that idea, just watch Twitch streamers getting mad and breaking stuff 🤣
Poof has consistently failed on the sand map double ramp for 2 years straight
It's true, he's marginally less awful than he was originally. It's been a very slow journey but he's improved, a little.
0:27 Shut up Luigi 😭
Luigi is gonna break your legs
@@Shiny_goomy_real**luigi death stare**
He really did my boy Luigi like that :(
poof is avoiding the last platinum medal so hard, he will search the infinity stones next
"I like easily beating something thats hard"
-Poofesure 2024
*Insert gif of Michael Scott saying 'that's what she said' here*
i guess poof can beat me anytime he uploads a video!
@@skinnyelephant7752🤨
17:52 i love how it cuts right before the red shell hits him here
it's honestly cool to see how far hes gotten since his first playthrough
Perfect video to fall asleep to:) I've been having a hard time
Says the mach bike is his "specialty" refuses to do things like wheelies
Or drifting instead if turning normally
@@markymark443 mach bike has best drift in the whole game why tf would he turn normally
the staff ghost trials will be a nightmare 😭
the shift from 150cc to 50cc is so violent it needs to be studied
9 out of 10 doctors recommend NOT participating in Mario kart Wii due to violence
After this break in 50-100cc its gonna be fun seeing him try to beat the beginner staff ghosts 😈
"Honey, get yourself ready! It's time to watch that raging Wii man play again!"
Don’t forget about the time trials… you need to defeat the ghosts to unlock the rest of the characters, also, i see so many straight lines you don’t wheelie, please wheelie for the love of god it is free extra speed you choose not to utilize ps ilysm poofesure
What a nice donation
get better soon, don’t play wii play motion sickness
Bro is terrified of throwing punches 💀
Avoiding the boxing platinum like the plague😭
5:28 yes! I was literally just rewatching your old mario kart videos when you posted this lol, they're some of my favorite videos of yours to watch over and over. it's been satisfying in a way to see you improve in this game over the years
I actually love to fall asleep to Poof’s old Mario kart Wii vids. And yes he was that bad. It was super painful to watch. Sometimes it’s still painful but I love him, he’s a sweet summer child
"I like easily beating something that's hard"
FINISHING off this video with this is insane, there is no way it was not intended
ah yes, the nightly Poof screaming sleep aid
21:38 Between that good throw and the insane green shell right after. Pretty peak moment
I don't even think he realised it was his green shell
God I am so excited for Poof to fly off the map
27:10 **casually assassinates baby peach**
I am surprised he did not comment on it.
@@tetrismain608good…he said some pedo stuff one time
I seem to get sick whenever Poof announces he’s sick. Maybe he’s the one who’s cursed
to win 3 stars, you need to earn "secret points." You can earn them by making a turbo boost start, drifting, hitting enemies, staying in first place for as long as possible, and finishing the track as quickly as possible. You lose points by going out of bounds, falling off the track, hitting walls or obstacles, or driving off-road for too long
One of the calmest poofesure videos we've ever seen. Mom get the camera. :]
25:27 poof: “shut the fuck up eat my banana”
Beef boss 1 second later: “YEAAA”😭😭😭
poof is the only youtuber that is allowed to restart a game with different miis every time, because these vids are so entertaining
Petition to make poof do all the 100cc maps with the super blooper
No, with the jetsetter on manual drift 😂
@@markymark443 He's gonna get the world's first G rank falling off the map that many times.
20:11 Poof brain stops computing
29 year old Florida man raging at mkwii is my favourite thing to watch
Just 100% all of mario kart wii in a week. Poodesure, if you want to do this too, I wish you good luck on the time trial for yoshi falls. It's brutal.
We’re back boyz 🎉 btw I’m literally playing Mario Kart Wii right now. I’m doing 100cc Flower Cup because I’m trying to earn 3 stars on everything. I have the game paused because I just saw this notification
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Dang 3 likes in 1 minute you guys are awesome
Good news. I just finished, and I got 3 stars on that cup. I had good luck because Poofesure uploaded ❤️
actually poof it was kinda funny to see your old videos, but its even funnier to see you now.
21:46 insane shell throw that ended up hitting Rosalina in front of him dayum
22:26 Scott and Jem everytime they went near the Radley house
what a reference 😂
9:15 poofesure: I almost went for my own mystery box
Beef boss: YAY
I was sick recently and binged your mkwii vids. It cured me
23:26 AND THEN I GET ANOTHER ?!?!?
16:35 Nice driving there Toad 🤣
14:53 HOW DID WE WHAT?!
*insert Lenny face*
I mean, getting a slip stream has climaxing vibes
Poofesure was hit 31 times in this video:
Red shell: 9
Blue shell: 8
Green shell: 5
Lightning: 4
Penguin: 2
POW: 1
Thunder cloud: 1
Fireball: 1
The difference in driving between this video and the first run through is insane. Also 16:40 gorgeous singing on shy guy beach.
So we got the d***o bird beach and the Mr. Krabs beach. Love these ridiculous names 😅
Remember that 50 CC is karts only until you unlock the ability to use bikes in it. And bikes are op.
His old mario kart wii videos where he played as Toad was the golden age of this series. But ever since he unlocked the mii racer, it feels way different to watch these for some reason.
Thanks!
Poof, you're the only thing left in my life that makes me smile. I watch you every night to try to escape from the absolute disaster that is my life. Thank you for doing what you do.
whenever he uploads, my night is suddenly way better.
youre on the road to unlocking Baby Daisy, which is who you unlock by getting stars on every 50cc cup
Wonder if she'll be an even bigger thorn in his side than Baby Peach after he unlocks her lol
"It may be the source of co-Whenever I play that game" That's a god tier cut off
Wait until he hears anout outside drift, cause based on his reactions to experiencing it firsthand, its gonna rock his world
It's funny. When I play Mario kart 8, I feel weird when using an inward drift bike opposed to an outward drift vehicle. Seeing that in reverse here where poof used the kart is funny to me
The Mach Bike has inside drifting, which is what you’re evidentially used to. All karts and certain bikes have outside drifting.
its crazy to see how much poof has progressed throughout the last 5 years
Poof saying the Mach Bike is his specialty reminds me of the meme with Buzz Lightyear panning out to the aisle of Buzz Lightyears
poof not chucking a wheelie in the tube of mario raceway is sending me. hes getting every boost possible with drift but not using the wheelie speed ever lmao
Thanks for the hilarious mario kart content poof, hope that you get better soon ❤
29:15 "I like easily beating something that's hard... Right." -Poof, 2024.
Poofesure YOU GOT to do Time Trial ghosts for your next MKWii goals. It would be interesting!
Hey poof, if you change beef bosses height in the mii channel, you can use the karts and bikes that the smaller and larger characters use in mario kart.
Waiting for a new posture video while watching an old poofesure video when a new vid drops is a new level of addicted
cars and some bikes are outside drift which means they go out then they go in but the mach bike and some others are inside drift meaning they go in straight away
wheelie more by turning it upwards a bit but you cant turn when you're wheelieing
Poofesure more like poopfesure
11:25 POOFESURE IS PETER GRIFFIN WHATTTT!!!!!!!!
21:11 the best green shell throw of all time
20:46 " AUUUGH!!!! Okay. "
21:38 nice bomb snipe!
poof should do a "learning shortcuts" vid such as gap jump on mushroom gorge and stuff like that
Once poof learns how to consistently wheelie it's over for everyone
25:20 “Stupid Rosalina and her damn fake star”
It’s actually a luma poof
21:45 Poof, that was your own green that kicked Ros when she was already down
I could literally watch these Mario kart vids forever💀
Hi poof love you man keep up the great work you stay making me laugh and i appreciate you
0:38 I’m dead 😭
Petition for Poof to play Double Dash where the ass eater birds don’t have the warning mark on their heads
Poof realizing how much better inside drift is compared to outside drift is funny
Poof is a funny guy. I like when he said how he *was* bad and that it *must have been* painful to watch
The dragster was always my favorite to use back then. It's probably been a while since you last played with outside drift, but outside drift on ice is... slippery. I wish you would have gotten a chance to use the dragster on other courses, but it's okay!
21:38 Aw, that's too bad... I wanted to buy one!
For once Poofesure’s title didn’t foreshadow him struggling :)
Poof should try to get 3 stars on 50cc
poof acting like he's not still a pain to watch is the confidence i need
3:46 got a Ad right when he got blue shelled
(Insert "We'll be right back" meme effect)
I’m just gonna say it here and now Poof needs a daily reminder that he has to stop breaking his remotes in WII sports😂