Seeing him know how to avoid items, do wheelies, take shortcuts, and get actually good at this game is so amazing to see considering how much trouble he had when he started playing this game.
before i see the rest of the video, i want to say that i am deeply proud of poof for not raging after his A rank race, and instead saying 'its not over' and tried again. i'm sure he kept a level head throughout the rest of the video too.
For real, there was so much suspense I forgot about eating my food for minutes Highlights are definitely DK stumbling over that dropped shell and that miraculous Rainbow Road corner save
Congratulations on finally completing the Special Cup! As a Mario Kart player, I would consider the "All Star Rank" challenge to be the hardest out of all the other challenges in Mario Kart Wii, unless you want to cheat the system and unlock Rosalina early by playing Super Mario Galaxy. (And we all know you don't have that game) But either way, well done on completing the challenge overall!
The amount of times i audibly went "what the fuck, this is such bullshit" while watching this video is astounding, it's scary how poof is always either extremely unlucky or extremely lucky with no inbetween. Great job!
ive gotten red shelled then blue shelled then green shelled then blue shelled then i got a banana thrown infront of me then i got bonked into the water on ds yoshi falls in MARIO KART WII
God, that 3-star rank was poetic as fuck. Also, three main things to keep in mind when playing this game, Poof: 1. Whenever you can, always wheelie on parts of the tracks that are straighter than others. 2. Any time you see a part of the track that has a little bump/hill/ledge/etc., trick off it. The main places you aren’t doing this is the wavy corridors at the beginning of Bowser’s Castle & the large ribbon on Rainbow Road, where you can repeatedly pull off multiple consecutive tricks for added speed. 3. If you have any Mushrooms, save try to save them for shortcuts through the off-road patches or to make big jumps, like the giant holes on Rainbow Road. Mushrooms can also let you escape a Blue Shell’s blast radius if used the moment the Blue Shell reaches its peak before diving. And please get a classic controller for your Wii; it makes things so much easier.
He didn't want to make the tricks on those wavie things on Rainbow road bc he didn't want to fall off Also, the big holes on rainbow road are very risky for him to try, he rathers go safe than fast
22:55 He unlocked the best character in the game! (Feels and looks like the best character to me imo) Edit: I didn't expect this many likes! Thanks so much! Edit 2: I know Funky Kong is the actual beast character, but I'm more used to characters such as Rosalina, Toadette, etc. (Also poof's least favorite girl)
This is (mostly) a healthy level of emotion - he is motivated quite a bit as you can hear in his voice. Shouting at the screen and breaking remotes (his usual routine - he does a little in this video) is not healthy - that's too motivated
Since Poofesure’s play through of Mario Kart wii is coming to an end i just want to say this is hands down one of Poofesures best and funniest ever series on the channel. Gonna miss it
if poof unlocked Rosalina the HARDEST WAY then we all know he has never played mario galaxy 1 which is the easy way to unlock her due to MKWII doing a save data check for a galaxy 1 save data on the wii.
Gotta love how my current PB on 150cc for this cup is almost a full minute and a half faster (9:47 range) and that’s still not a three star. Whoever made the star system was definitely overdosed something as it makes no sense how the cup that’s the exact same as another, just flipped, can allow over 90 seconds more room for error. (Not to mention the one with a significantly harder time is the “easier” variant) For added context, said PB had 0 hits by any avoidable items, never fell off, and only one unavoidable item, which was a lightning during the booster section in moonview highway, so it barely hurt me. The literal only mistake was me messing up the wheelie shortcut at the very end of dry dry ruins lap 3 and I had to drive in the off-road for about a second. I haven’t even gotten under 10 minutes since then with 3 hours worth of attempts.
also, you can save mushrooms in first place because they counter blue shells. use the mushroom right before the blue shell is gonna hit you and you can dodge it!
Crazy that you actually got not one star, not two, but three stars, on Mirror Rainbow Road of all courses. Congrats Poof, you've truly done the unthinkable.
lmao this proves how hard it really is to focus and commentate at the same time. even against AI poofesure struggles to commentate. props to troy man he’s a beast
I never thought i’d get so much entertainment for more than a year over a cheeseburger failing to get a star on every track
Lolll, love your channel btw!!! I'm surprised to see you here.
but yet here we are
@@fps_major i never thought i’d get a comment saying this thank you so much! Been watching poof since his minecraft trolling days i love him to death
Only surpassed in entertainment by watching a cheeseburger failing to get a platinum metal on every Wii Sports training activity.
You are ready to face impossible CPUs
Yo it's Troy98
No way it’s himmm
That could be very dangerous for his house
That will lead to a Wii remote funeral
whats up troy
“why i’m not playing mario kart wii for another 2 months”
comes back 2 weeks later
LMFAO
He got some of us ngl
He’s always 2 steps ahead
Yeah, I had his return marked on the calendar.
He could genuinely believe it was 2 months. His sense of time isn't always there
He was surprisingly calm in this video
Considering what happened in the wii sports saga I’m not surprised
He's locked in.
that's the key
And it paid off.
Maybe thats why he got 3 stars
Seeing him know how to avoid items, do wheelies, take shortcuts, and get actually good at this game is so amazing to see considering how much trouble he had when he started playing this game.
Right? I remember watching his first Mario kart video years ago and he was struggling to drift😭
21:48 "I did not fall off on rainbow road"
Beef Boss in background: *falls off*
My whole body clenched when he nearly fell off. My man did it. Wow
literally same
my assh*le clenched bro istg
My asshole clenched soo hard i said, " stop, STop, STOP "
@@tiia9164 same, I clenched more than when I have to hold the poop
He looked like he was about two or three pixels away from falling off. I genuinely cannot believe that he didn't.
21:46 a 39 second difference is CRAZY
its barely been a minute since he posted this how are you commenting at 21 minutes😭
no way you’re giving spoilers
read the title and thumbnail; knew what happened so just went to the end lol@@lemoniphobia
@@leebowser1310Just don’t look at the comments if you don’t wanna get spoiled
He outdid himself that race, and that cup in general
23:01 Poof calling Rosalina mommy is wild
Is she not?
Space goddess mommy
It’s true she is mommy
She is though
Contextually, he's not wrong.
12:15 “now im out here fuck’n cactuses with toad”😭
That part made me LOL!
20:56 one of the best moments in poofesure's mariokart career. Congrats poof on getting the 3 star ranking on the hardest cup of the game!!!
i believe you
Hello!
He did it
huhh
I don’t believe you.
I don't
22:58 "Oooo Mommy" -Poof 2024
He’s not wrong, it’s just out of context.
Actually he’s kinda right in both contexts ngl.
poofesure allegations
12:53 "What's the point of living?"
-Poofesure, while playing a game for children
LMFAO
20:59 God himself said “alright, Poof. I’ll let you off easy this time.”
Cartoon moment
No literally cuz if u pause at the right moment, u can see beef boss is completely off the track
@@supreabanik6416 Physics for the win! 🏍
tf
before i see the rest of the video, i want to say that i am deeply proud of poof for not raging after his A rank race, and instead saying 'its not over' and tried again. i'm sure he kept a level head throughout the rest of the video too.
no way
I think it helped that he fully realized it was likely and accepted it before the reveal.
@@michaelkarkar5711LOL the perfect moment for a sarcastic comment to backfire
I've never seen someone unlock Rosalina the hard way. Everytime i've unlocked her, it's been by having a Super Mario Galaxy save file.
12:41 " what's the point in living" got me dying on the floor rn
guessing by the title, Poof just had a triumphant comeback from last time
you guessed well
Perfect timing before bed
One time I made the mistake of listening to one of his videos while falling asleep, woke up to the most devilish scream I've ever heard.
@@Nolys-bk4kd “mistake” I actively listen to poofesure videos as I go to bed. I grow stronger every day.
Its honestly very satisfying to see things actually work out for Poof. He puts up with so much from the games he plays😭
22:22 Actually hype, bro skipped all the way to the top
It's genuinely impressive how much poof has gotten better at Mario Kart.
You can play with bikes on 50cc by pressing + on the cc selection screen.
replying just so i can remember this later
@@Lumanova Just to let you know, it only works if you've unlocked it, I think the requirement might be to win every 50cc cup.
@@aname4390 got it, thanks
4:08 thank you for wheely-ing
😂
The moment he locked in realizing this could be THE run 17:08
I was clenchin for you brother on those close calls, like DAMN
For real, there was so much suspense I forgot about eating my food for minutes
Highlights are definitely DK stumbling over that dropped shell and that miraculous Rainbow Road corner save
After Nikocado’s time shenanigans, I have no clue as to whether the previous videos were prerecorded and he actually took a lot of time off
Glad I wasn’t the only one to watch that and then this
‘’I am always two steps ahead’’
@@Peanut_Flailer"I am always poof steps ahead."
@@Peanut_Flailer”Two Laps Ahead.”
I just want to know why he’s bald now. It’s great that he is losing weight
Me when I get a question wrong on a test (I originally guessed the right answer): 7:16
Fucking true right now
I never learn my lesson (I've done this around 20 times)
Congratulations on finally completing the Special Cup! As a Mario Kart player, I would consider the "All Star Rank" challenge to be the hardest out of all the other challenges in Mario Kart Wii, unless you want to cheat the system and unlock Rosalina early by playing Super Mario Galaxy. (And we all know you don't have that game) But either way, well done on completing the challenge overall!
14:05 Beef Boss is gonna be fuming when he sees that poster.
😂😂
Poof's Wii remotes:
One must imagine poof happy
Love me an Albert Camus reference.
Remember, the path to true %100 is to beat the Mii and fast Mii ghosts in time trial. That’s how I unlock all characters, karts and bikes on my Wii.
i don’t think his mental could withstand that
@@neck10Ghost Valley ghost race is soooooooooo frustrating
@neck10 he straight up can't 100% the game and that's kind of obvious
I just stop after unlocking every character, I can’t handle the fast staff ghost miis
Naw you just have to unlock the fast mii ghosts you don't have to beat them
The amount of times i audibly went "what the fuck, this is such bullshit" while watching this video is astounding, it's scary how poof is always either extremely unlucky or extremely lucky with no inbetween. Great job!
4:22 bro Wario just gave up 💀
Holy shart, how is that even possible
IM CRYING
@@silverstudios6916possibly missing a checkpoint
7:18
I already knew that he jinx his own dignity
But that red shell after blue shell
was fucking hilarious
It’s like that one Dunkey video about Mario Kart 8.
ive gotten red shelled then blue shelled then green shelled then blue shelled then i got a banana thrown infront of me then i got bonked into the water on ds yoshi falls in MARIO KART WII
20:59 how did you not fall 😮😮😮
And they say divine intervention isn’t real
That should have been the thumbnail he was 100 percent off the track
@@raudelulloa2597yeah it’s nuts
Plot armor
@@Cw1047came out of nowhere cuz he almost always falls on this track
“What’s the point of living?”
So real, so true🤞🏾
tbf i think that 3 stars was well earned, he was genuinely driving really well
"It usually comes right after you finish"
-Poofesure 2024
Idk what's more shocking, Nikocado Avocado's skinny resurgence, or Poof getting 3 stars
Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations. This is truly one of the most important chapters in human history and you've just witnessed it.
I had such a big smile for the entirety of that last race that my face is now kinda sore.
this video got me standing in place like a dad watching sports
God, that 3-star rank was poetic as fuck.
Also, three main things to keep in mind when playing this game, Poof:
1. Whenever you can, always wheelie on parts of the tracks that are straighter than others.
2. Any time you see a part of the track that has a little bump/hill/ledge/etc., trick off it. The main places you aren’t doing this is the wavy corridors at the beginning of Bowser’s Castle & the large ribbon on Rainbow Road, where you can repeatedly pull off multiple consecutive tricks for added speed.
3. If you have any Mushrooms, save try to save them for shortcuts through the off-road patches or to make big jumps, like the giant holes on Rainbow Road. Mushrooms can also let you escape a Blue Shell’s blast radius if used the moment the Blue Shell reaches its peak before diving.
And please get a classic controller for your Wii; it makes things so much easier.
He didn't want to make the tricks on those wavie things on Rainbow road bc he didn't want to fall off
Also, the big holes on rainbow road are very risky for him to try, he rathers go safe than fast
On the last point - I love the Pro Controller for 8 Deluxe, but the true pros do it with Wii Remotes for Mariokart Wii
22:55 He unlocked the best character in the game! (Feels and looks like the best character to me imo)
Edit: I didn't expect this many likes! Thanks so much!
Edit 2: I know Funky Kong is the actual beast character, but I'm more used to characters such as Rosalina, Toadette, etc. (Also poof's least favorite girl)
Funky kong:
Funny Kong: ☠️
Daisy: 😡
Baby Daisy: 🤨
Okay buddy sorry to rain on your parade but Rosalina is second best heavy weight 😂
@@MansoorGoated”funny Kong “
@@SpeedDemonrageI know. But I'm more used to Rosalina
“Oo. Mommy” that’s how anyone should feel about Rosalina tbh
HE DID IT! ...But he seems so calm and unmotivated today...
stoic poof is always an elite performer
This is (mostly) a healthy level of emotion - he is motivated quite a bit as you can hear in his voice.
Shouting at the screen and breaking remotes (his usual routine - he does a little in this video) is not healthy - that's too motivated
This performance has to go in the history books. 🎖🎖🎖
Just stopped the previous video I was watching without hesitation when the notification popped up on my screen. Lol
Congrats Poof! It took a long time but I've been following your MKWII journey since the beginning and I'm so happy for you, great job poof
what a great ending. getting a 3 star rank everyone thought poof couldnt do
20:14 “I am usually all gas no brake except there” - Poofesure 2024
I'm excited for this one, especially remembering his last attempt at this cup. You're awesome Poof, I live for this content
20:57 Beef Boss is saved by the mario kart gods and rides on air
21:49 "I did not fall off on Rainbow Road."
Beef Boss: [proceeds to fall off the track]
Call Ripley's Believe it or Not and tell them I don't.
11:52 - "Okay" the game said
Since Poofesure’s play through of Mario Kart wii is coming to an end i just want to say this is hands down one of Poofesures best and funniest ever series on the channel. Gonna miss it
8:51 - Beef Boss decided it was his time to go
Now get three stars on every cup for mirror mode. No balls
The fact that you got 3 stars reaffirms that you MASTERED these courses, but mario cart hates you
if poof unlocked Rosalina the HARDEST WAY then we all know he has never played mario galaxy 1 which is the easy way to unlock her due to MKWII doing a save data check for a galaxy 1 save data on the wii.
9:49
Poofesure : Stars don't keep me on the track
Beef Boss : yeah
Poof, press the plus button before playing the 50cc cups to use bikes
Poof actually went off the road.Rare moment where the Wii wasnt against him
Dude CONGRATS bro after the pain and agony you went through you deserve the three star rank
What a victory. Proof that what matters most on Rainbow Road is not falling off. A blue shell couldn't stop you
Gotta love how my current PB on 150cc for this cup is almost a full minute and a half faster (9:47 range) and that’s still not a three star. Whoever made the star system was definitely overdosed something as it makes no sense how the cup that’s the exact same as another, just flipped, can allow over 90 seconds more room for error. (Not to mention the one with a significantly harder time is the “easier” variant)
For added context, said PB had 0 hits by any avoidable items, never fell off, and only one unavoidable item, which was a lightning during the booster section in moonview highway, so it barely hurt me. The literal only mistake was me messing up the wheelie shortcut at the very end of dry dry ruins lap 3 and I had to drive in the off-road for about a second. I haven’t even gotten under 10 minutes since then with 3 hours worth of attempts.
This might have been one of the best Poofesure moments, he absolutely killed it!
Always great to see poof play mario kart
My mouth was literally agape watching that last star road
The madman actually did it…
Even after seeing it I still couldn’t believe it
well, well, well, look who's back
also, you can save mushrooms in first place because they counter blue shells. use the mushroom right before the blue shell is gonna hit you and you can dodge it!
you know it's serious when poof dosent even comment...
If you go back to 20:58 and go frame by frame, you can see his WHOLE BIKE goes off the edge. Absolutely crazy.
the fact he's done all this on WHEEL is very impressive
It’s the proper way to play
So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Jokes on you i can't see.
17:48 worst timing ever
I watch most poofs gaming adventures but Mario kart Wii has a special place in my heart, he struggles so bad, I love it
Today Is The Day Poof Finally Beats Rainbow Road Without Complaining!
Beef Boss looks so saucy when he wheelies. Also congrats, that shit blew my mind more than beef boss doing wheelies.
L
True first
*W*
M
*Stop letting Yoshi lose!*
19 seconds no views fell off
real
Poof will now choose Rosalina because he thinks her voice is attractive 😂
Poof not unlocking Rosalina until now actually kinda surprised me since usually all you need to do is play 50 races with a Mario Galaxy save file
Crazy that you actually got not one star, not two, but three stars, on Mirror Rainbow Road of all courses. Congrats Poof, you've truly done the unthinkable.
Wait, how did I miss this?
Oh, and congratulations! You've earned that relief, and you know it. Godspeed, Poofesure.
Man pulled off clutch of the millennium
Bro now has to get a star on the 50cc & 100cc cups.
Thank goodness the title didn’t give away the ending, I’m so glad I was able to be surprised this time by the twist!
lmao this proves how hard it really is to focus and commentate at the same time. even against AI poofesure struggles to commentate. props to troy man he’s a beast
Poofeusre and Rosalina are perfect for each other. 😎
“Now I’m out here fucking cactuses with Toad” -Poofesure 2024
this man is the definition of "practice makes perfect"
Thank you to whelly, poof!
I’ve woken up, seen this video is out, loaded it up on my tv, got my breakfast and a cup of tea, ready to enjoy 23 minutes of the best UA-cam content