Man, I remember I was taking a dumb, when drill sarge called every one out on the line up and started roasting everyone. As soon as I heard him grunt in the distance, from the latrine I was enjoying, I lifted my legs up and shut the ass up. I was begging he wouldn't check every cubical. My prayers were heard, he only took a look, if someones legs are seen, mine were not. It was scariest shit taking I ever had. True story...those screams I heard from the company...uuuh
I use to have to go to my drill Sargent and get toilet paper to take a crap. He would give me three sheets of single ply toilet paper. One to wipe up, one to wipe down and one to spit shine my ass with.
We'd be in line for chow, standing at parade rest OUTSIDE the chow hall and we'd be getting screamed at for taking too long to eat before we ever set eyes on a bite of food. I learned to take anything available as I went through that line, shovel it down faster than I could taste it, and then rush outside to formation to get another ass chewing for taking so long and wasting the Army's time and food. Benning and good old E-6-1 in 1980
I had an experience where a guy in some other company tried to get me smoked because I didn't salute his officer. Having actually paid attention in the military courtesy class, I told the Sgt I was about to salute when the officer turned away, and I got the impression he was tired of being saluted. So I didn't salute him and continued on with my business. The Sgt smoked him for being a whiny little snitch who was trying to get soldiers in trouble when he didn't understand what he was doing in the first place. I was a number of weeks ahead of this guy, so I just stood there and enjoyed until the Sgt dismissed me. It's one thing to get smoked within your unit - everybody gets that at some point. It's a whole different story getting smoked in front of strangers - even other soldiers. THAT is embarrassing.
@@TedBronson1918 damn, the army is tuff af my dad is in the army and enjoys it he never tell me nothing besides telling me that they play Frisby but hitting them like a ball
*Respectfully sir Joshua* lol yep ! This guy I've followed him sense day one ! He's got the funniest vids sir !. Loved the Marine Corps draft one ! That made meh drop my canteen in the middle with warp on deck !. Lmao 😂.
I remember something similar. The males had ran up the stairs screaming and shouting. One of the drill sergeants came up and got all of the males in my bay who werent in the showers in the front leaning rest. He then asked who said shut up in the stair well. One of my battles said these exact words "i did mother fucker". We all went silent. To end a story short no one got smoked but we did make sure to watch our mouths
@@twizzyslime3152 he gonna need to stay hydrated because he is going to get a "work out" and the battle buddy is there either to assist with ho;ding his feet for sit-ups or to join in on the fun depending on sarge. lol
Dude, you slay me! I remember in the late 80s, standing at the position of a tent peg, soaking wet in only my underwear with the rest of the platoon, on a few fort Benning February/march evenings because the evil fuckers we got for drill instructors decided we needed a little more "Half right- FACE" right when we were trying to shower. Such wonderful inspiring memories this brings back, THANKS BRO YOU ROCK!
First night at boot camp, at about 3am, our drill instructors somehow fit 54 of us under six shower heads, with about 60 seconds to shower. To this day I’m almost positive I didn’t get more than a few drops of water. I never took showering alone and as long as I wanted for granted again lol
I personally always heard them as Bulldogs over Kill Hats when I went through back in 2002/2003. Ironically enough, they didn't scare us as much as the Senior and J-Belt since only the 2 of them could PT the entire Platoon.
Another "As a marine..." story. Damn this sh*t never gets old. Every time I see comments like that, they give me more reasons on why I should join the Marines
I remember my first second night at basic training. I was staring up on the bunk on top and I was thinking "WTF did i just do!?!?" 11B 1985-2009 18C retired.
@@DV_Dark_Jedi My basic was at a beautiful Fort. Fort Ord in the SF bay but it was ugly because all our instructors were all from 'the Nam.' Everything was , you make a mistake you just killed your Buddy, your team/ squad, your platoon and those were the days you got hit also... Never regretted it...
I went through basic in 91-92. After we got back from our FTX, we all were stinking the latrine up - major. One of us was on the toilet a couple hours after we got back, and one of our DS's came into the barracks. We weren't in any trouble or danger of getting smoked, because he came in smiling and told us he had some good news for us and wanted everyone in the bay. Looking around, he asked where he was and we told him, "In the latrine, Drill Sergeant." This man walked to the latrine's entrance and told him, "Private! You better get that turd - back up your ass - and get the hell out here!" He came running out buttoning his pants with this look of extreme dread on his face, and everyone of us, DS included, couldn't hold our smiles back. Darting his eyes around the bay, DS put his arm around him and said, "Dang, prite. Why you so tense?" He asked, "I'm not in trouble, Drill Sergeant?" His smile got bigger and he said, "Nah, I'm just fuckin' witcha. Come on, I got some good shit to tell y'all." In case you're wondering, our performance during the FTX earned us the right to buy one junk food item from the troop store (candy bar, soda, small bag of chips, etc).
I think there could be a sitcom with a military style genre to it, and we could have Yusha Thomas, Angry Cops, and A Combat Veteran to write the scripts or at least check them for accuracy. I for one think there could a like a Cheers military style sitcom given that a good amount of soldiers go drinking. The bartender/owner could be a veteran, his staff could be veterans. The episodes could focus on the people who are joining or getting out, and the reasons why. Like a young guy who wants to be like his heroic soldier father, or a young girl who wants to get away from a bad family environment and get tougher. I'm sure Yusha, Angry Cops, and A Combat Veteran could bring some stories to the table.
AAAT EEEAAAAAASSSE!!! Oh the memories..from just about a year ago now..I was blessed to have the bunk nearest the latrine door..the latrine was somewhat of a ''safe haven'' many times once we in the back heard those words go off from the poor souls in the front...or during ''lights out''..
I remember in Navy boot camp if the RDCs caught you with your towel over your shoulders like that they’d make you stand in the middle of the compartment and take the towel on and off of your shoulders saying “I love going to the beach” over and over and over lol.
How can you fit SOO many jokes into 60 seconds and actually make me laugh. I’m partially depressed and take things kinda seriously, So 1 minute of jokes usually doesn’t do the trick lmaoo. But I love these.
This happened to us during shower call except everybody got dropped where they stood RDC didn't care if you were taking shit had soap in your eyes nothing
Rule #1...like they told me...if they know your name and it's only reception day, PRIVATE YOU GOT A PROBLEM!!!....😂😂.....just do as you're told, them 10 weeks will fly by fast.
Lmao. "I hope he's white, hitting it right, and laying the gawd damn pipe!" lol
So good.
Aye Panthers fan In here
Indeed. A1 since day 1. #KeepPounding
Holy crap I laughed my ass off when he said that.
Yes
Man, I remember I was taking a dumb, when drill sarge called every one out on the line up and started roasting everyone. As soon as I heard him grunt in the distance, from the latrine I was enjoying, I lifted my legs up and shut the ass up. I was begging he wouldn't check every cubical. My prayers were heard, he only took a look, if someones legs are seen, mine were not. It was scariest shit taking I ever had. True story...those screams I heard from the company...uuuh
I feel that amen brother.
XD lol
Dwl, scariest shit he ever had 😂
@@raz2083 literally
Lmao!!!
You forgot “if the water has hit your feet you’ve been in the shower to damn long get the hell out now”.
please tell me they didn't tell you that at basic
That was the mildest part of basic. You search his video “Golden era drill Sargent phrases (part1) and read my comment that I left this morning.
Still have soap on your head......
I use to have to go to my drill Sargent and get toilet paper to take a crap. He would give me three sheets of single ply toilet paper. One to wipe up, one to wipe down and one to spit shine my ass with.
@@DM-jf3lg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You look like Rick Ross gay brother" 😭😭😭
Ass toss
Lmbo!!!
@@urekmazino6800 lmboooooo!!!!
Salad toss
Brandan Weatherspoon ass toss
This is why you stay subbed to Yusha Thomas regardless of how seldom he puts out content.
Lol i see what you did there
Short, sweet and to the point.
why doesnt he post alot?
Who else looked up the word *Seldom*
@@ipilllsvps4related949 wtf is seldom?! Is that in air force?
That yell as soon as DS kicks open the door...PRICELESS 😂😂😂
Patrick Lambert has me weakkk lmao
Flashbacks! But awesome LOL
Shit brought back a deep buried memory my asshole tightend so gawd damn quick
Everywhere you go there's a drill Sargent there 😂
At Fort Benning they gave us 2 min to shower but the time started 1min and 20sec ago 🤣
Boss Napo lord benning was the best
We had 2 minutes for the whole platoon so we was stuck taking 20 sec showers balls ass armpits all u needed to wash lol
We'd be in line for chow, standing at parade rest OUTSIDE the chow hall and we'd be getting screamed at for taking too long to eat before we ever set eyes on a bite of food. I learned to take anything available as I went through that line, shovel it down faster than I could taste it, and then rush outside to formation to get another ass chewing for taking so long and wasting the Army's time and food. Benning and good old E-6-1 in 1980
TedBronson1918 yep I was E-5-1 Harmony Church 1980
They made us sang the soldiers creed and then we had to get the fuck out
Bro this is too true for those of us who went through basic back in the day, especially when you got smoked for being smoked lol
what the hell
smoked for being smoked
MERCY
I had an experience where a guy in some other company tried to get me smoked because I didn't salute his officer. Having actually paid attention in the military courtesy class, I told the Sgt I was about to salute when the officer turned away, and I got the impression he was tired of being saluted. So I didn't salute him and continued on with my business. The Sgt smoked him for being a whiny little snitch who was trying to get soldiers in trouble when he didn't understand what he was doing in the first place. I was a number of weeks ahead of this guy, so I just stood there and enjoyed until the Sgt dismissed me. It's one thing to get smoked within your unit - everybody gets that at some point. It's a whole different story getting smoked in front of strangers - even other soldiers. THAT is embarrassing.
@@TedBronson1918 damn, the army is tuff af my dad is in the army and enjoys it he never tell me nothing besides telling me that they play Frisby but hitting them like a ball
1985 FT. Dix.
Christ, when you hear "fill up your canteen and meet me outside", I get flashbacks lol
In the Navy it was "HYDRATE"
Abba Okoro Nobody asked you squid
@ninjast4r
Wtf why you gotta make it gay LMAO
@@chris0000924 you've got 30 seconds to hydrate. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7... SEVEN IS DOWN!!! SEVEN IS DOWN!!!!
@@israelbarker1389
Lmao memories
I remember one morning in basic laying in bed, dreaming I was home. Then opened my eyes and being like holy shit I'm really here. The terror I felt.
“Since you wanna grow a beard, imma help you grow some arms, 🗣PUSH!” I’m using that on my recruits 😂😂😭
That sound of the bay door open and people scream “at ease”
Still hear it in my sleep
Only in my dreams will I ever have a beard that awesome.
Same
That's a hell of a shaving profile.
Same. Yusha's a lucky bastard.
This is exactly what happened to us in boot camp when people were heard singing Bank Account by 21 Savage in the shower.
Ah the times of trying to pinch off a MRE loaf with a DS beating on the latrine stall door asking why the hell I'm in the latrine.
Perfect! A great video to add to my military comedy playlist. Keep up the great content!
*Respectfully sir Joshua* lol yep ! This guy I've followed him sense day one ! He's got the funniest vids sir !. Loved the Marine Corps draft one ! That made meh drop my canteen in the middle with warp on deck !. Lmao 😂.
Backbone rules!!
quick question, could you share that playlist of yours?
Never clicked so damn fast before.
Kriscendo good shit
some good shit right there
666 likes
Fucking LoL
I remember something similar. The males had ran up the stairs screaming and shouting. One of the drill sergeants came up and got all of the males in my bay who werent in the showers in the front leaning rest. He then asked who said shut up in the stair well. One of my battles said these exact words "i did mother fucker". We all went silent. To end a story short no one got smoked but we did make sure to watch our mouths
@Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington not really
DS Backbone! "It's about to get hot!!!" Get em battle! 🤣🤣🤣
Beautiful you are!
@@abusiness7450 Freak
@@Gorg-oe1hu I love that!
Now since you wasted two hours of my time, go get a two quart canteen a battle buddy and meet me outside, it's about to get hot! Hilarious!
Shavar Stephens sounds about right lol
What’s the canteen for and why he need a battle buddy
@@twizzyslime3152 he gonna need to stay hydrated because he is going to get a "work out" and the battle buddy is there either to assist with ho;ding his feet for sit-ups or to join in on the fun depending on sarge. lol
Can confirm! Basic training at Fort Leonard Wood 2012😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol lost in the woods. Try benning my guy
Been there for that
Same bro 😂😂 finally left fort lost in the woods 3 months ago
Drizzt150 Gaming “I HaD iT hArDeR tHaN yOu In BaSiC” shut yo bird ass up
12 B OSUT 2015 way to real.
If Yuusha Thomas was white at the end:
“I HOPE HE’S BROWN, LAYING IT DOWN, AND SHOWING HER AROUND TOWN!”
Lmfao💀🤣🤣
That’s what my kill hat told me during USMC boot. I tried my hardest to not lose my bearing😂
🤣🤣🤣
What would you say if Yusha was Asian?
I hope he's black, filling up that crack, and making them cheeks clack!
soldiers can't ever rest in peace without drill sergeants screaming at them
That's the goal, stress them to hell and back and break them down. The you can build a strong foundation. Its all about getting prepared for war.
I broke myself down and just kept breaking
“I hope he’s white, hitting it right, and laying that god damn pipe”. LOL!
Dude, you slay me! I remember in the late 80s, standing at the position of a tent peg, soaking wet in only my underwear with the rest of the platoon, on a few fort Benning February/march evenings because the evil fuckers we got for drill instructors decided we needed a little more "Half right- FACE" right when we were trying to shower. Such wonderful inspiring memories this brings back, THANKS BRO YOU ROCK!
First night at boot camp, at about 3am, our drill instructors somehow fit 54 of us under six shower heads, with about 60 seconds to shower. To this day I’m almost positive I didn’t get more than a few drops of water.
I never took showering alone and as long as I wanted for granted again lol
I was just thinking about you putting out content, and here it is! We have been given a gift!
Lmfao these never get old, the Debo wheel creak always gets me 😂😂
That moment some yell "AT EASEEE" and you weren't paying attention😂
0:31 "Rick Ross's gay brother, Ass Toss" 😂😂😂
"Since you want to grow a beard, I will help you grow some more! PUSH!"
*some arms
I'm crying
some arms *
*arms.
Never fail to disappoint 😂😂😂 had to rewatch this more than once lol
Good Shit!
Awwww Lawd!! My son is in basic training right now at Ft Jackson.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yusha, u r it man!!! Keep bringing these crazy skits. Please!!!!!
Michelle Kendrick Tell’em I said good luck!
Michelle Kendrick “relaxin Jackson” ain’t shit relaxin about that place 1-13DCo 2plt like yesterday I remember it 🤦🏾♂️
@@yushathomas Thank you, Yusha! That made me feel better.
@@edwardjohnson2484 Lol!! He got to the white phase and got a 5 min call. He said his DS is exactly like Backbone.😂😅😂😅
@@edwardjohnson2484 He's 3-39 B Co 3rd Plt
As a Marine, still spot on. Nothing like getting Vietnamed in the Rainroom because someone pissed off the J-belt.
Stephen Hembree or the kill hat
I personally always heard them as Bulldogs over Kill Hats when I went through back in 2002/2003. Ironically enough, they didn't scare us as much as the Senior and J-Belt since only the 2 of them could PT the entire Platoon.
Another "As a marine..." story. Damn this sh*t never gets old. Every time I see comments like that, they give me more reasons on why I should join the Marines
Black Dog you should marines is the best branch im at my mos school rn and I’ve loved everything so far
@@jackcoonrod5400 I really want to. I want to be a drill instructor
I've missed these so much. I remember watching these before I enlisted still as good as ever Yusha!
I remember my first second night at basic training. I was staring up on the bunk on top and I was thinking "WTF did i just do!?!?" 11B 1985-2009 18C retired.
I remember doing that as well during Basic/AIT at Ft. Sill. Oct 02-Jan 03
@@DV_Dark_Jedi My basic was at a beautiful Fort. Fort Ord in the SF bay but it was ugly because all our instructors were all from 'the Nam.' Everything was , you make a mistake you just killed your Buddy, your team/ squad, your platoon and those were the days you got hit also... Never regretted it...
Laughing hard at just how epic this was and how accurate it was.
I went through basic in 91-92. After we got back from our FTX, we all were stinking the latrine up - major. One of us was on the toilet a couple hours after we got back, and one of our DS's came into the barracks.
We weren't in any trouble or danger of getting smoked, because he came in smiling and told us he had some good news for us and wanted everyone in the bay. Looking around, he asked where he was and we told him, "In the latrine, Drill Sergeant." This man walked to the latrine's entrance and told him, "Private! You better get that turd - back up your ass - and get the hell out here!"
He came running out buttoning his pants with this look of extreme dread on his face, and everyone of us, DS included, couldn't hold our smiles back. Darting his eyes around the bay, DS put his arm around him and said, "Dang, prite. Why you so tense?"
He asked, "I'm not in trouble, Drill Sergeant?" His smile got bigger and he said, "Nah, I'm just fuckin' witcha. Come on, I got some good shit to tell y'all."
In case you're wondering, our performance during the FTX earned us the right to buy one junk food item from the troop store (candy bar, soda, small bag of chips, etc).
My guy 😂😂 people @ Walmart are looking at me crazy cause I’m rolling 😂😂
why you watching youtube at walmart
@@zzoko7693 ...
You know what I don't want to respond to this
Actually watching this at walmart
Rip to those who died in the basic training showers 😢
this has got to be one of my favorite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rick Ross gay brother, Ass -Toss🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:11 When she says "come over my parents aren't home"
I like how you can hear the pedals of the bike Debow was riding an the beginning LOL
Thank goodness I went through Air Force basic training ... LOL and didn't have to go to Army Basic when I crossed over 😱😱🤗🤗
“One eternity later...” God wasn’t that the truth 😂
You are a legend yusha. I wish i had someone like you as a leader coming up in the army. It would have been so much fun.
0:48 is all you need!! Lol
The last 14 seconds of that had me rolling!!! Great video. Keep it up
Who else think Yusha Thomas should do a colab video with Angry Cops?
Angry Cop, Yusha and John Burk.
Yusha is more how all my drills were at Benning. Angry cops is too clean.
I think there could be a sitcom with a military style genre to it, and we could have Yusha Thomas, Angry Cops, and A Combat Veteran to write the scripts or at least check them for accuracy. I for one think there could a like a Cheers military style sitcom given that a good amount of soldiers go drinking. The bartender/owner could be a veteran, his staff could be veterans. The episodes could focus on the people who are joining or getting out, and the reasons why. Like a young guy who wants to be like his heroic soldier father, or a young girl who wants to get away from a bad family environment and get tougher. I'm sure Yusha, Angry Cops, and A Combat Veteran could bring some stories to the table.
"Since you want to grow a beard ima help you grow some arms. Push! Push"!
HALF-RIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hu!
FRONT LEAN AND REST POSITION! GO!
The Return of the Sarge
I needed this video just now. 😂 Too funny. “Layin’ that pipe and Hittin’ it right.”
One of the best yet
AAAT EEEAAAAAASSSE!!! Oh the memories..from just about a year ago now..I was blessed to have the bunk nearest the latrine door..the latrine was somewhat of a ''safe haven'' many times once we in the back heard those words go off from the poor souls in the front...or during ''lights out''..
I remember in Navy boot camp if the RDCs caught you with your towel over your shoulders like that they’d make you stand in the middle of the compartment and take the towel on and off of your shoulders saying “I love going to the beach” over and over and over lol.
Just waiting for the yusha mix tape, with all these rhymes he throwing.
He’s back!
And I quote "Rick Ross gay brother..Ass Tossed" Lmao😂🤣🤷♂️
Fort Benning Georgia........... Shit really did get hot..... I can confirm this does happen 😂😂😂.
Bro we missed your videos, I’m glad you’re posting again! 👍😂
BackBone for President 2024.
AOC needs to go back to bartending.
@@HelghastStalker Spit out my soda....😂
0:48-0:51 when you’ve been playing Warzone longer than your friend yet they try to take the lead.
"AT EASE!!!!"
I shivered when I saw you going down the stairs and when I heard "toe the line!" 😭😂🙃 I just got back home from bct
“It’s about to get hot” “We about to get busy” “Find some real estate”. Good times when I look back, but I was mad af then lol
This shot is pure Gold!!!!
Keep them coming !
Lol its crazy cause they really say this shit in the Army. Im a Army Vet
Great to see you back Yusha Thomas. Love the vids
Now I'm scared for October when I go😂(27th)
"Since you wanna grow a beard imma help you grow some arms too PUSH" XD XD XD pure gold
"It's about to get HOT"
How can you fit SOO many jokes into 60 seconds and actually make me laugh. I’m partially depressed and take things kinda seriously, So 1 minute of jokes usually doesn’t do the trick lmaoo. But I love these.
This happened to us during shower call except everybody got dropped where they stood RDC didn't care if you were taking shit had soap in your eyes nothing
You too? and was it also the same day you got the safety brief about always wearing shower shoes so you don't get athletes foot?
It happened to me bro..
Hahaha. Ours fucked us up. But I never got dropped while taking a shit. Hot damn. Now that’s priceless. I laughed till it brought a tear to my eye.
@@yippeeki-yay2814 Yea our RDC was on some other shit he didn't care.
@@hughsmith7504 Lol we got dropped for being too loud don't know how he heard us through those walls
Half right!!!!! I was waiting on it man😂😂😂😂
SHOWERS DO NOT CONCERN ME PRIVATE, I WANT YOU ON PARADE, NOT EXCUSES 😎
lol damn it Yusha I cant be watching your shit at work anymore. Got me rollin with tears when everybody else is quiet.
always during personal time i stg
the way he says “no drill sergeant” is spot on
Family hates these videos because they are played at high volume on the big screen everytime.
Lol
Smoke your whole family 😂
Content by YT never fails to get a chuckle.
No lie was told in this video.. Fort Knox 1989
DNB91271 Fort Knox 2009 people were dropping from staff infection so after a week they gave us unlimited shower time.
that AT EASE!!!!! 💀💀💀 i couldnt finish it
drill sgt: WHY ARE YOU TALKING WITH YOU HARDS PRIVATE FUCK IT HALFRIGHT FACE FRONT LEANING REST POSITION MOVE
Rick Ross gay brother 😂😂
This shit is so TRUE. Especially “Grab a 2QT canteen and a battle buddy” man I hated hearing those words
Why?
@@yusoffzaidan6918 ....
Better not ask that question when you know the truth
It brings ptsd
Your hand is better doing push-up than dat shit
@@yusoffzaidan6918 ...
The drill instructor that scares other drill instructors
🤣 jody strikes again.
Damn bout time he came out with some funny shit again😂🤣
Rick Ross' gay brother, Ass Toss!!! Lol Stay Classy DS Old School!
Going to go to basic in July. Wish me luck.
Thank you for your devotion. Just listen to everything the DS tells you to do and do it;and you'll be fine. Good luck!
Good luck and god speed
Rule #1...like they told me...if they know your name and it's only reception day, PRIVATE YOU GOT A PROBLEM!!!....😂😂.....just do as you're told, them 10 weeks will fly by fast.
What days and where ?
@@brandonday7376 July 22. Fort Benning
That’s definitely a SHARP complaint
I actually feel offended just watching this
Aww yo feelings hurt private?! Well I got the perfect remedy for that ass...
_HALF-RIGHT!!!_
Snitches Get Stitches Lol
*HALF RIGHT HUUUAAAAGGGHH!!!!*
Front leaning rest position...move
IN CADENCE!!!!!
Yusha Thomas excuse me, IG? Umm...
“Go get a 2 quart canteen, a battle buddy and meet me outside”😭 brings back so many memories
But sarge! D:
The truth.....has been spoken!!!
Sarn't Backbone triggers my PTSD.
That's Cooooooold bloooooooded!!!!!
Because you want to grow a beard I help you grow those arms😂😂😂
God damn I shouldn't have laughed so loud at work. Good stuff as always Yusha
Don't drop the soap!
oh... wrong type of prison.
That was ....COLD BLOODED!