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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  7 місяців тому +291

    Subscribe for more! drop some ideas, how have you been enjoying the ideas as of late? Im trying alot of new stuff

    • @leibrunson5158
      @leibrunson5158 7 місяців тому +4

      Everything you make brings me unrestricted amounts of joy.
      A couple of ideas for you are Batman memes! There's plenty about just Batman. And this one guy keeps asking for Danish memes. If that's too niche, you could try Scandenavian memes. You could do some Shrek memes. Those are classic. And reddit memes are always full of content if you need something easy. You could try frog or llama memes if you wanna branch out. Egypt memes could be cool. Salt memes could be pretty out there. It might be controversial, but you can give politics memes a try. I just wouldn't reccomend American politics. People get pretty competitve about politics here. Like sports. Oh, sports memes could be another good idea! Or AI. Maybe English, or language memes in general. Well, hope I've given you at least one idea. Oh, and you said you were thinking of doing a texts video? I saw good feedback for that idea!

    • @leibrunson5158
      @leibrunson5158 7 місяців тому +3

      Sorry, just to list them out easier for you.
      Batman
      Danish or Scandenavian
      Shrek
      Reddit
      Frog
      Llama
      Egypt
      Salt
      Politics (not American)
      Sports
      AI
      English
      Language
      Texts
      And one other idea I just came up with! Africa!
      Have a good day! We all love and care about you! You're awesome!

    • @Anonymous_Lilac2270
      @Anonymous_Lilac2270 7 місяців тому +3

      Art (sketchbook art, digital art, etc) whatever is good I just want more art memes in a meme compilation with a voice I can actually stand and not one of those dumb computer voices which make me wanna rip out my ears. (Also WOOOOO CANADAAAA IM A CANADIANNN WOOOOOOO)

    • @Pancake_001
      @Pancake_001 7 місяців тому +2

      can u do New Zealand next

    • @COMOROS_BALL
      @COMOROS_BALL 7 місяців тому +4

      Vaazkl memes

  • @CanadaGoose-ek7go
    @CanadaGoose-ek7go 7 місяців тому +2169

    As a Canadian I am ever so slightly disappointed that he mispronounced "eh"

    • @corwyncorey3703
      @corwyncorey3703 7 місяців тому +113

      It's not his fault.
      Brits can say things like "water" and pronounce it "wa'a" or "isn't it" and pronounce it "innit" ...It's the booze.
      They have a country smaller than newfoundland, but with more distinct accents than all of north america combined. Alcohol causes speech impediments.
      Be gentle with them until they sober up please... recovering from a night of being Legends isn't easy. 🤣

    • @mrfancypanzer549
      @mrfancypanzer549 7 місяців тому +44

      Soary eh?

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 7 місяців тому +23

      As someone from the Upper Midwest, me too.

    • @mazzy_ivy
      @mazzy_ivy 7 місяців тому +16

      same bro same

    • @waterisspicy3586
      @waterisspicy3586 7 місяців тому +26

      slightly offended eh?

  • @PierceNg
    @PierceNg 7 місяців тому +1117

    2:39 You don't need to train the geese. They are bloodthirsty. They will attack unprovoked. Fear the geese.

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 7 місяців тому +42

      You need to train the geese to stop attacking.

    • @juliannazhu1145
      @juliannazhu1145 7 місяців тому +31

      They are very ruthless and will attack anyone on sight, thus making them the perfect candidate for breaking and entering

    • @Maskman8547
      @Maskman8547 7 місяців тому

      We can't ​@@christopherg2347

    • @vismaykedilaya1318
      @vismaykedilaya1318 7 місяців тому +20

      If canada was like america, they'd be flying these into battle.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 7 місяців тому +13

      100%! God forbid you get anywhere near their nest! Which might just be in your doorway!

  • @itt2055
    @itt2055 7 місяців тому +933

    As an Australian, I can tell you that we think of New Zealand as our little brother, Canada, as our favourite cousin and the USA as that uncle that no one talks about.

    • @KELVIN4TOR
      @KELVIN4TOR 7 місяців тому

      The US is the drunk uncle, that everyone gossips about

    • @ninjaartist1235
      @ninjaartist1235 7 місяців тому +20

      Did New Zealand's prime minister do blackface, too?

    • @artandtomatoes
      @artandtomatoes 7 місяців тому

      Britain is the gay best friend that tags along to steal the tupperware

    • @Canadian_snowman
      @Canadian_snowman 7 місяців тому +39

      @@ninjaartist1235I dont think so but the former one did shit his pants in a McDonald’s
      And yes he did do black face but you have to remember those things are only offensive in America so in other countries it means nothing and honestly that’s sad dude that your history with slaves still is getting people cancelled genuinely sad

    • @tristanbarrett6247
      @tristanbarrett6247 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Canadian_snowman It was the aussie PM that shat his pants in a mc' donalds

  • @amymesser1053
    @amymesser1053 3 місяці тому +136

    For non Canadians who are confused about bagged milk, here is how we do it:
    • buy bagged milk
    • buy plastic milk container (basically an oval juice jug)
    • set down bagged milk in container
    • cut the corner of the bag closest to the spout
    Now you have milk.

    • @HyperSource
      @HyperSource 2 місяці тому +18

      this is how i grew up. will never use boxes.

    • @Dolphiny_Link
      @Dolphiny_Link 2 місяці тому +3

      @@HyperSource same

    • @-Psycho.cat-
      @-Psycho.cat- 2 місяці тому +4

      @@HyperSource YESSS I LOVE YOU FELLOW CANADIAN!!! DITTO!!!!

    • @Czarci6
      @Czarci6 2 місяці тому +3

      Also, you can cut a TINY hole on the other side at the top, less sloshing as you pour!

    • @Green_0519
      @Green_0519 2 місяці тому

      @@HyperSource Way too relatable

  • @Trubbish_is_cool
    @Trubbish_is_cool 7 місяців тому +20

    the bear pooping was for the saying "does a bear shit in the woods?"

  • @shujister
    @shujister 7 місяців тому +419

    As a Canadian, I find it so funny how people try to imitate the way we say "Eh", because when you try to force the "Eh" it doesn't flow nicely. Tip: don't force it, let the "Eh" come to you. It isn't supposed to go in the middle of a sentence, it's like a question at the end.

    • @SquarahKat
      @SquarahKat 7 місяців тому +28

      I couldn't stop laughing at the way he pronounced it

    • @briankearn6991
      @briankearn6991 7 місяців тому +16

      The h throws them off. It’s not really silent, but it is implied.

    • @kindasketchy5489
      @kindasketchy5489 7 місяців тому +16

      it’s pronounced like the letter a. not eH. it is off putting when you emphasize the h. take note south canadians

    • @mrsballz
      @mrsballz 6 місяців тому

      I think I very rarely say "eh", it's usually more of a "hey?"

    • @DedicatedTryhard
      @DedicatedTryhard 6 місяців тому +7

      I’m American but I’ve done it like this before…probably because I live in Alaska lol

  • @adhdhaver
    @adhdhaver 7 місяців тому +595

    Fun fact
    Bagged milk is only sold in certain provinces,meaning even Canadians find it strange

    • @Wingedjay
      @Wingedjay 7 місяців тому +66

      I can confirm that as a Canadian who has never seen bagged milk before

    • @hnitsua
      @hnitsua 7 місяців тому +24

      @@Wingedjayditto as a British Columbian, you? I’ve heard a notjustbikes video talked abt buying milk in bags in Ontario. [31m ago)

    • @tammyclouthier4500
      @tammyclouthier4500 7 місяців тому +13

      As a Canadian, the only milk I get that is not bagged is lactose free and chocolate milk.

    • @teehee5700
      @teehee5700 7 місяців тому +10

      I’m from NL Canada and we have so much bagged milk and everyone I’ve met outside the province thinks it’s weird as hell

    • @Meysko
      @Meysko 7 місяців тому +14

      Its sold in Quebec (where I'm from) and like half the poppulation buy it in brick, and the other half in bag... So both are just normal

  • @R4d6
    @R4d6 7 місяців тому +285

    The thing about the first meme, is that it was a SELF-REPORTED survey.
    So the real title should be "More American believe they're nice on an airplane than Canadians." or something.

    • @keith6706
      @keith6706 7 місяців тому +82

      "Canadian travellers too polite to point out how more polite they are".

    • @ThatSoddingGamer
      @ThatSoddingGamer 7 місяців тому

      It was also reported in the _New York Times_ so, bias much?
      That said, Canadians aren't really especially nicer than the Americans I'm pretty sure; Canada has its share of jerks and loudmouth bigots. We've just got about 1/8th the population and overall the world just pays a whole lot less attention to us is all. There are a lot of problems here (housing and food prices, the deplorable treatment of First Nations, and it's not like racism, sexism, and homo/trans phobia doesn't exist here), it's just the USA has some problems that they're having a lot of issues shaking on a systemic level, like gun violence (because guns were put on a pedestal in their constitution), and healthcare (because they've pretty much missed the boat to transition to socialized health care and it's looking less likely that they'll ever manage it). A big part of the problem, I think, can be traced to their awful type of election system. It basically makes it impossible for any nuance or gradual change to occur; you either vote Democrat or Republican and anything else is essentially throwing your vote away.
      Also, we love to complain about the snow and talk about the cold here way too much.

    • @bloodysavage6111
      @bloodysavage6111 7 місяців тому +19

      As a canadian myself sorry American think they r nicer then my fellow Canadians 😂

    • @businesszeus6864
      @businesszeus6864 2 дні тому

      well the survey was about whether or not you’d be willing to give up your seat on a plane for a stranger, and more americans replied that they think they would, which doesn’t mean that’s what would happen in practice. it’s still clear that more canadians were, deep down, unwilling to give off their seat, but that doesn’t mean that the politeness wouldn’t take over in the heat of the moment

  • @tirzahroseroot
    @tirzahroseroot 5 місяців тому +56

    Alaska being “Canada a bit to the left” got me! 🤣

  • @Dragonblaze5555
    @Dragonblaze5555 3 місяці тому +27

    You forgot about the Canadian ritual reason. We are so nice is because we do a special ritual to ascend all of our anger into our geese.

    • @artsy253
      @artsy253 3 місяці тому +1

      Last year the geese chased everyone away so Justin Bieber came back for more anger…

    • @nadiasamazingworld2
      @nadiasamazingworld2 2 місяці тому +1

      I do it every nigth

  • @radeakins
    @radeakins 7 місяців тому +273

    From an army memoir of a British soldier talking to a Canadian soldier.
    'You Canadians are tall, where do find such massive men?'
    'We go into the forests, shake the trees and they fall out.'

  • @Upthetown57
    @Upthetown57 7 місяців тому +419

    "People with knife shoes fighting over the last oreo"
    As a hockey player of 10 years I can confirm this is what we are doing

    • @disco.ball0
      @disco.ball0 7 місяців тому +6

      damn you’re a hockey player? for how long

    • @Fronne10
      @Fronne10 7 місяців тому +5

      @@disco.ball0 He just said it, 10 years.

    • @disco.ball0
      @disco.ball0 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Fronne10 * cough cough that’s the point cough cough* lol

    • @Upthetown57
      @Upthetown57 7 місяців тому +2

      @@disco.ball0 My 10th season ended a couple weeks ago

    • @disco.ball0
      @disco.ball0 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Upthetown57 i’m very smart so i can’t tell whether that’s good or not but i think it’s good so congrats :)
      ( and if it’s not, that sucks ):)

  • @Azalea.fleur27
    @Azalea.fleur27 7 місяців тому +202

    non-canadians will never understand the genuine fear we have towards the geese, those things are vicious, territorial and create an unreasonable amount of poop

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel 5 місяців тому

      We Americans understand, given that your satan chickens like to fly over us on a regular basis. As for the poop, we don't see that as unreasonable. Their combined output is less than what one of our politicians produces in a day.

    • @LouisChang-le7xo
      @LouisChang-le7xo 5 місяців тому +4

      I'm pretty sure New Jerseyans are just as afraid as their website has a pdf about canadian geese in the us

    • @Rainy_Playz
      @Rainy_Playz 4 місяці тому +4

      FEAR THE GEESE

    • @Cinnamon_roll1212
      @Cinnamon_roll1212 3 місяці тому +3

      I'm terrified of geese

    • @burningatthetrailhead
      @burningatthetrailhead 3 місяці тому +3

      What? They have sandpaper inner beaks and could barely hurt a fly. I watched my daughter bop a swan on the head for biting her sandal the other day. Swans are more temperamental than the geese

  • @CanadianCartoonist
    @CanadianCartoonist 15 днів тому +3

    0:23 Love how our government actually invests in stuff we like

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth 7 місяців тому +8

    11:50 The little chairs around the pizza "table" are a reference to _The Friendly Giant_ , a kids' show in which they used model furniture to suggest the host was a giant. He would invite the viewers to enter the castle and sit on the furniture.

  • @Nethaura3132
    @Nethaura3132 7 місяців тому +183

    Canada memes starter pack:
    Niceness ✔️
    Moose/Goose ✔️
    Maple syrup ✔️
    Hockey ✔️
    Cold ✔️
    Edit:
    War crimes ✔️
    Tim Hortons ✔️
    Poutine ✔️
    Plastic money ✔️
    Basic human rights ✔️
    Bagged milk (and other liquids) ✔️

    • @excommunicate1314
      @excommunicate1314 7 місяців тому +11

      Don’t forget about war crimes

    • @Look_up_there
      @Look_up_there 7 місяців тому +7

      Tim Hortons ✔️

    • @rorysvillage5769
      @rorysvillage5769 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Look_up_thereas a Canadian there are 13 tim hortons in my town alone

    • @Look_up_there
      @Look_up_there 7 місяців тому +2

      @@rorysvillage5769Timbits for life 💪

    • @LilianaKali
      @LilianaKali 7 місяців тому +1

      Poutine
      Our plastic money
      Basic human rights (marriage, healthcare, etc.)

  • @KaoticWhisper
    @KaoticWhisper 7 місяців тому +170

    Canadian Evil: Holding the door open for a stranger when they are a little too far away, holding eye contact and beaming a cheery smile ( even a casual head nod if you wanna lil razzle-dazzle) -- and watching them awkwardly hurry so as to not be rude to you and your kind gesture.
    The little hop skip-jog across the parking lot is a beautiful sight.

    • @KaoticWhisper
      @KaoticWhisper 5 місяців тому +12

      @K.C-2049 Frankly, It's not up to us whether or not the moose or bear comes in, but we sure as heck can stop the satan birds

    • @ProdigalAccolades
      @ProdigalAccolades 5 місяців тому +5

      I intentionally do this all the time

    • @WanitaLund
      @WanitaLund 5 місяців тому +5

      Ok not gonna lie........ I've down this and just snickering on the inside and outside I'm smiling cheerily

    • @Rob_Pap
      @Rob_Pap 3 місяці тому

      This is the most evil shit we do

  • @whatsthematter8767
    @whatsthematter8767 7 місяців тому +144

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that these are memes about Canadians

    • @Bynneyiipee
      @Bynneyiipee 7 місяців тому +2

      Same here :3

    • @lynkylo5530
      @lynkylo5530 7 місяців тому +2

      As a canadian from québec, I can confirm these memes make me feel closer to canada than ever before

    • @120Nxus
      @120Nxus 7 місяців тому +1

      I fourth that

    • @762x39..
      @762x39.. 7 місяців тому +1

      as a Canadian I can agree

    • @wilhemtehlynx
      @wilhemtehlynx 7 місяців тому +1

      As another Canadian, I thoroughly agree

  • @OFFICIALElecSoulsProd
    @OFFICIALElecSoulsProd 17 днів тому +3

    Canadian's aren't "nice" they're polite. There's a big difference.

  • @akramyoussef1380
    @akramyoussef1380 7 місяців тому +8

    6:12 As I'm from alberta, people keep asking me why canadians use bagged milk but I don't even know

  • @foureyedelf6151
    @foureyedelf6151 7 місяців тому +186

    "Does a bear crap in the woods?" Is a common sarcastic comeback to a stupid question where the answer is obviously Yes. However I don't know what that has to do with Canada. Did it origonate there?

    • @wtfoffences
      @wtfoffences 7 місяців тому +21

      it wouldnt surprise me if it did, we do have a ton of bears and woods

    • @richardbell7678
      @richardbell7678 7 місяців тому +7

      @drbree82 Given the images of Pope John-Paul II walking among trees, it is more probable than bears being Catholic.

    • @edwardcote1331
      @edwardcote1331 7 місяців тому +6

      @drbree82 like,does the pope shit in the woods?

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 7 місяців тому +4

      Pretty sure it's more common in Canada and its bordering states than it is further south at least 🤷

    • @darbonhunter
      @darbonhunter 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@PixelOverloadIt's used a lot in Canada. I can vouch for that. My Dad, Grandpa, and Brother use it often. Though, it's used a little less by younger people these days, from what I've seen.

  • @danilodesouza6461
    @danilodesouza6461 7 місяців тому +70

    As a brazilian, I must say it was a surprise to learn that Canada has bagged milk too.
    It is very common here, and a company even tried creating a 3D animated bad of milk mascot called Barriguinha Mole (Soft Tummy, in a quick translation). Needless to say, that said mascot ended up looking disturbing at best, and it is now popular on the Internet thanks to its weirdness

    • @westzed23
      @westzed23 7 місяців тому +3

      That is so cool.

    • @daliakefir7033
      @daliakefir7033 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SquarahKatthere's also bagged milk in Russia fytk

    • @Happythedemoninhell
      @Happythedemoninhell 7 місяців тому +3

      The Americans are complaining how we have bagged milk when they have BOXED WATER

    • @danilodesouza6461
      @danilodesouza6461 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Happythedemoninhell wait, WHAT?

    • @llifewizzyy
      @llifewizzyy 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Happythedemoninhellas an American, I am shooketh at this revelation

  • @Firewolf_alpha
    @Firewolf_alpha 3 місяці тому +5

    As a canadian, i can confirm all of this, and also bagged milk is only in certain provinces, so some canadians find it weird too.

  • @Officer_duh
    @Officer_duh 6 місяців тому +12

    1:40
    OK WHO LET IT SLIP THE AMERICANS ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

    • @artsy253
      @artsy253 3 місяці тому +2

      WE MUST CALL ATTENTION AWAY FROM IT, BRING IN THE GEESE RIDING THE MOOSE

  • @jmanab380
    @jmanab380 7 місяців тому +207

    As a Canadian, I can relate to all of these

  • @theirmanager5204
    @theirmanager5204 7 місяців тому +68

    I am a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, once years ago while I was in the training system, a pair of geese took up residence above one of the doors into our quarters. They built a sad nest with pebbles and branches. It was the side of the building with the parking lot. They would attack multiple troops a day. People couldn’t even go unlock their cars without being chased and hissed at. Our MCpl had to sit us all down after we reported in the morning and remind us that geese don’t have knives. But they bite and they outstretch their wings and beat you. They’re not nice. Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha 😊
    Oh, incidentally, at the office I now work at, during the nesting time of year for geese we all get up from our desks and run to the bank of windows and watch the pairs of geese fight over the dandelion patches. Also watch unknowing people walk by too close and then run away in terror. It is truly an equalizer.

    • @tsukiaquamooncat2041
      @tsukiaquamooncat2041 3 місяці тому +5

      "Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha," That is my favorite part of this whole story 😂

    • @DovahGirlie
      @DovahGirlie 2 місяці тому

      Frank, nice. I would've called him Major Burns, like the character from MASH. Missed the opportunity to call the other one Margaret.

  • @caoimhedunne3661
    @caoimhedunne3661 7 місяців тому +36

    13:19 MississAgUa really caught me off guard, had to pause the video and show my friend who lives there. and the cut which means you redid it makes it even better!

    • @Alex-catqueen
      @Alex-catqueen 3 місяці тому +2

      As someone in Mississauga i was also shocked 😂

    • @Oakenraider
      @Oakenraider 2 місяці тому +1

      I live near Mississauga so same

  • @TRAILLER
    @TRAILLER 7 місяців тому +4

    7:40 it's because we have to calm those hellspawn 10 months a year that we are so trained in polite behaviours.

  • @relaxed_moon5938
    @relaxed_moon5938 2 місяці тому +5

    As a Canadian, I once saw a grafitti on an abandonned building saying: “ We sell gun”.

  • @mapleperson
    @mapleperson 7 місяців тому +47

    As a canadian, I can say that street names make me laugh sometimes. I live in the only french place in canada but I once saw a street named ChèvreFeuille (it is a tree). Translated (not the name of the tree) it means Goatleaf

    • @mapleperson
      @mapleperson 7 місяців тому +6

      I googled it there is a character in a tv show named goatleaf

    • @kaori8315
      @kaori8315 7 місяців тому +5

      We also have a street name in newfoundland I believe called dildo. I am from BC so I have never personally seen it but I am very sure this is a thing and you are welcome to fact check it lol

    • @Nova.0129
      @Nova.0129 7 місяців тому +5

      I’m from Quebec as well and I swear the street names are so messed up sometimes 😭

    • @CadButter
      @CadButter 4 місяці тому +1

      There is a road that just uses my city name.

  • @DustTea
    @DustTea 7 місяців тому +82

    i keep seeing pictures of Canadian snow and being like wow, drama queens, because i’m from alaska where we currently have four feet of snow (it’s march rn) and the moose keep causing car accidents. Then i realize im just as jealous as the texans

    • @SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato
      @SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato 7 місяців тому +24

      fr I live in southern Canada and it is way too hot here, in December it snowed like 3 feet this march it's only snowed 10 cm, gonna move north in a couple years, just enough so it's colder but not too cold (probably northen bc) done with this warm weather, it only got to -27 this winter, like what??? that's too warm??? I didn't even wear need a jacket at all the entire winter.

    • @DustTea
      @DustTea 7 місяців тому +7

      @@SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato fr our coldest this year was only like -46 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @O_Bread
      @O_Bread 7 місяців тому +5

      It's been in the 70F's to 80F all month. Please send help. I am melting.
      - A Texan

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 7 місяців тому +7

      Depends where you live in Canada, tbh. A huge portion of Canada is completely landlocked with no major bodies of water nearby, so precipitation is relatively low. But close to the great lakes, or along the Atlantic coast, the snow can get pretty crazy. I live in Toronto, and this winter has been a mess because of El Nino, hardly any snow or freezing temps at all. But last winter we got dumped with 3 - 4 ft of snow in one night. They had to close the school down the street because the snow on the roof was so heavy, there was a legitimate concern about the roof caving in. Of course, Toronto is quite warm overall, so the snow rarely sticks around for long. I grew up on the prairies, where we don't get a ton of snow, but it gets so cold that everything is just covered in a thin layer of ice, and the air immediately hurts any exposed skin, and your eyelashes can freeze together.
      Not trying to one-up you though. Alaska is VERY far north AND mostly surrounded by an ocean with a mountain range trapping moisture right over top, so y'all get the terrifyingly frigid temperatures AND the big time snow. Living there is definitely next level lol. It's beautiful though.

    • @spice2527
      @spice2527 7 місяців тому +2

      lol from west coast bc, we have no snow haha

  • @LeverActionBoi
    @LeverActionBoi 7 місяців тому +71

    1:10 the Canadians during the Christmas truce in WW1.

    • @LeverActionBoi
      @LeverActionBoi 7 місяців тому +16

      "Geneva Suggestions, eh."

    • @yangverse
      @yangverse 7 місяців тому +5

      why did i “truce” like “trounce”

    • @t1m3f0x
      @t1m3f0x 7 місяців тому

      Canadians only have 2 settings, "Overly Apologetic", and "War Crimes".

    • @LoneHowler
      @LoneHowler 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@LeverActionBoiit is said that the Geneva Convention's nickname is "things Canada isn't allowed to do anymore" and when Canada gets dragged into a war they schedule a meeting to update it

    • @sebastiangamerproplus2731
      @sebastiangamerproplus2731 3 місяці тому +3

      They also had bombs with the words: A Present From Canada

  • @Serpent_2012-he5zg
    @Serpent_2012-he5zg 19 днів тому +1

    As a canadian ,I've never seen a video about canada this long,it's beautiful

  • @aniklarocque7992
    @aniklarocque7992 4 місяці тому +3

    So, for all my non-Canadian friends, to use milk bags, you have a pitcher to put the milk in, and then you cut the tip to pour the milk. But the pitchers? Canadians are born with one.

  • @SMILEYFACE3412
    @SMILEYFACE3412 7 місяців тому +56

    I am once again asking vaazkl for Greek mythology memes.

    • @TheRemej
      @TheRemej 7 місяців тому +1

      That would be sick 👍

    • @krzysiekbudzisz4572
      @krzysiekbudzisz4572 7 місяців тому +5

      Considering what's been happening there, most of it would be NSFW

    • @mazzy_ivy
      @mazzy_ivy 7 місяців тому +1

      omg yes

    • @clouderseb
      @clouderseb 7 місяців тому

      I second that that would be awesome

    • @SMILEYFACE3412
      @SMILEYFACE3412 5 місяців тому

      @@krzysiekbudzisz4572 even better /j

  • @twobrosincorporated
    @twobrosincorporated 7 місяців тому +27

    Please, please do more Canada memes. As a Canadian, I am so entertained.

  • @sarahdubois2936
    @sarahdubois2936 7 місяців тому +46

    9:33 if you are confused about the way that bag milk works me as a Canadian I would gladly tell you so the way this works is that we canadiens has like cup that is shaped like the bag but a little bigger so the bag of milk can fit and when it is haft way in the air stop it from continuing and we have to continuously hit it against the table so that the air exists and it is perfectly in and when it is perfectly in the is two corners that are not in the cup and we cut one of the corners so the milk can exists but be careful if you cut it to small the will come out in small amount and take for ever but if you cut it to big the milk will get on the table and it will be like a mini waterfall of milk.
    Thank for listening.
    -Canadian

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy 7 місяців тому +12

      while you are correct, it seems like the way you're saying MAY be a bit.... difficult to understand so let me translate it:
      We got jugs that are about 1cm bigger in all dimensions than the bag and as a jug, it got an handle in the bag to do lever action. To allow the milk to flow, you use a pair of scissors to cut one of the exposed corners (the one on the opposite side of the handle). Cutting it at the right spot is kind of an art though since otherwise, it will either take like a minute to fill a normal cup (cut too small) or flow so fast it'll likely splash out (cut too big).
      Now.... we do also have milk in cartons.... but if you have the reusable jug, it's usually better to just get the bags as I BELIEVE expiration dates are slightly better on the bags and you get twice the amount of total milk as you get from a single large carton.

    • @AwesomeEv
      @AwesomeEv 7 місяців тому +6

      As another Canadian I would like to add that the container we put the milk bags in is called a pitcher and it is better to cut both corners of the bag for increased flow.

    • @HarlemAnatidae
      @HarlemAnatidae 7 місяців тому +1

      @@lanteanboywhat is a cm 🇺🇸🦅

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy 7 місяців тому +2

      @@HarlemAnatidae something part of a superior measurement system employed by all but 3 countries

    • @Kevin-k8l2z
      @Kevin-k8l2z 7 місяців тому

      I’m Canadian. In the bag are smaller bags with the milk and you put it in a holder and cut 1 top corner and you can pour it

  • @toockaire5394
    @toockaire5394 7 місяців тому +1

    I live in northern michigan and we always make maple syrup candy in the winter, and it’s practically just canada. (except for american footbal and american flags everywhere)

  • @Simply1451
    @Simply1451 3 місяці тому +2

    14:56 as a Canadian I can agree I’m afraid of geese… IVE BEEN ATTACKED BY ONE 😅

    • @FrogAviation
      @FrogAviation Місяць тому +1

      So are ptsd flashbacks in Canada just geese attacking you

  • @caiuscharges
    @caiuscharges 7 місяців тому +24

    Honestly the am i on the road game is the most accurate thing in this video. And same with the goose memes. Those things are insane

    • @artsy253
      @artsy253 3 місяці тому +2

      One time I lost that game, it was not fun

  • @beomcub
    @beomcub 7 місяців тому +33

    canada is like a fever dream you have as a kid

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +1

      And I would love to live there

    • @beomcub
      @beomcub 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Spiralreddsame tbh

    • @sunshinesky.
      @sunshinesky. 3 місяці тому

      ​@@beomcub nah bc I live in Canada and downtown is like a whole campsite 💀

  • @TheSussyImposterAmongus
    @TheSussyImposterAmongus 7 місяців тому +18

    12:19 for those who are wondering, that's a siamese hydrant sign, it's like a fire hydrant but on the walls and they are usually hard to spot in winter, so that's why we have these signs around.

  • @CaptainRex332
    @CaptainRex332 7 місяців тому +1

    12:08 okay I understand fry’s/hash browns with syrup BUT POUTINE JUST CROSSES THE LINE

  • @Turtle3662
    @Turtle3662 4 місяці тому +5

    11:25 as a Canadian, I absolutely hate when this happens

  • @stephaniesherman1206
    @stephaniesherman1206 7 місяців тому +19

    Thank you for doing memes about my country I'm a Canadian and I thank you for this as I love being a Canadian

  • @Natalie-Zz87
    @Natalie-Zz87 7 місяців тому +15

    @5:14 the robot, Hitchbot IS OK. It’s in a museum in Ottawa (the capital), the one sent to the USA was a copy or second one, as supposedly they were worried it wouldn’t make it 😅

    • @justadel2
      @justadel2 7 місяців тому +2

      Makes sense humans cant even hitchhike in canada

  • @potato_guy234
    @potato_guy234 7 місяців тому +31

    All hail the rubber ducky

    • @artsy253
      @artsy253 3 місяці тому

      ALL HAIL THE RUBBER DUCKY

  • @patheticpenguin
    @patheticpenguin 7 місяців тому +3

    10:26 i was here the other day and i see this sign every time i go. its cool to see it in a VaazkL vid.

  • @thomashaeyen6942
    @thomashaeyen6942 Місяць тому +1

    9:14 actually, they've resolved it, and are now sharing the island

  • @btf_flotsam478
    @btf_flotsam478 7 місяців тому +26

    5:25 Meanwhile, Australia and the UK both also have water-proof banknotes. (PRO TIP: in a pinch, they can double as record players.)

    • @Sylmarys24
      @Sylmarys24 7 місяців тому +1

      Australia invented them.

    • @briankearn6991
      @briankearn6991 7 місяців тому

      Canada imports the paper from Australia.

  • @kornibel9565
    @kornibel9565 7 місяців тому +20

    as a canadian, bagged milk is cheaper than boxed milk

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 7 місяців тому +3

      We have it in the States, too. Why is this so weird to people?

    • @NamedKid10
      @NamedKid10 7 місяців тому +3

      Because its uncommon, simple. Lol, would love to try some though​@katie7748

    • @artsy253
      @artsy253 3 місяці тому +1

      @@NamedKid10it doesn’t taste different, it’s just milky sold in a bag😅, also saves more paper?

  • @forthimegaming5607
    @forthimegaming5607 7 місяців тому +13

    Keep showing more Canada memes I like laughing at my home

  • @ThisIsBogus
    @ThisIsBogus 6 місяців тому +2

    If the Nintendo switch was shipped from Maine to Canada then the awesome hotel staff were Americans and the Canadian forgot his game lol

  • @akaiiluvv
    @akaiiluvv 2 місяці тому +2

    7:28 omg those grehy lines are uhh awesome

  • @KooperTrooper6900
    @KooperTrooper6900 7 місяців тому +55

    My mom has a shirt that says “Canada!
    EH”

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +3

      Is Canada really as pacifist as people say it is

    • @SquarahKat
      @SquarahKat 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Spiralredd can't speek for all of Canada because of how large it is but I don't think I've heard anyone prech to me about how we should be going to war

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +5

      @@SquarahKat I really wanna move to Canada. I'm tired of living in fear that some criminal is gonna break into my house or that war is gonna break out in America.

    • @SquarahKat
      @SquarahKat 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Spiralredd Canada is very nice, just know we do have flaws and I'd 100% recommend researching that before moving

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +1

      @@SquarahKat I've seen the flaws America has. It can't be much worse

  • @Angrymane1
    @Angrymane1 7 місяців тому +24

    BRO WTH I WAS MAKING A PRESENTATION ABOUT CANADA AND USED THE THUMBNAIL MEME

  • @oilerguy1794
    @oilerguy1794 7 місяців тому +15

    As a Canadian I can confirm every meme is true

  • @Lolzs-rc2cg
    @Lolzs-rc2cg 22 дні тому +1

    The provinces: BC, alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, newfoundland and Labrador, PEI, nova soca, newbrunswick(territories underneath)

    • @Lolzs-rc2cg
      @Lolzs-rc2cg 22 дні тому

      The territories are: Yukon, northwest territories, Nunavut

    • @Lolzs-rc2cg
      @Lolzs-rc2cg 22 дні тому

      (I'm a kid Canadian)

  • @alotanimations
    @alotanimations 5 місяців тому +4

    13:22 Canada recently surpassed 40 million, so, no. We big boy country now.

  • @The_PurpleBiker
    @The_PurpleBiker 7 місяців тому +10

    I am Canadian and that guy is pouring our fancy bagged milk wrong ( 6:09 ), you have to hold the top edge when pouring.

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith 7 місяців тому +12

    12:43 This one is WAY too true.

  • @Rafael-w4j
    @Rafael-w4j 7 місяців тому +77

    Canadians, Americans, Mexicans are Frieza, Namekians, Saiyans. RIP Akira Toriyama.

    • @t1m3f0x
      @t1m3f0x 7 місяців тому +3

      *Canadians not set to "overly apologetic" are Frieza. (Canadians set to "overly apologetic" are not Frieza)

    • @triplus198
      @triplus198 7 місяців тому +1

      what the frick does the comment above me mean

    • @Adamant1993
      @Adamant1993 7 місяців тому

      Canada is Trunks you infant

    • @Adamant1993
      @Adamant1993 7 місяців тому

      Vegeta is the UK and US is Goku, anything else is laughable

    • @Adamant1993
      @Adamant1993 7 місяців тому

      Japan only wishes they reached beyond Nappa level, that's why they invented DragonBall, to dream of things they would never responsibly have unless they stopped being so egotistical.

  • @kidsarecomedians
    @kidsarecomedians 5 місяців тому +4

    17:11 wrong translation it’s actually eh eh maple syrup hurricane eh?

  • @sokinalokYT
    @sokinalokYT 6 місяців тому +4

    10:58 I’m in Michigan right now. HELP ME, THE WOLVES ARE COMING FROM THE SKY NOW

  • @PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca
    @PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca 7 місяців тому +16

    As a canadian , i have only had bagged milk in my life and its totally normal.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +3

      Is Canada a peaceful place

    • @RealTheScienceCat
      @RealTheScienceCat 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Spiralredd yes, it is🟥🍁🟥

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 7 місяців тому +4

      @@RealTheScienceCat i wish I could live there. I love pacifist countries.

    • @RealTheScienceCat
      @RealTheScienceCat 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Spiralredd yes.

    • @nathaniscool123
      @nathaniscool123 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@SpiralreddPro tip if you do decide to live in Canada make sure you don’t go in a 5km radius of the geese because they will chase you and try to kill you. It has to do with God on April fools day when he made mosquitos and anglerfish so yeah just if you see goose walk away

  • @hyuka_ningningforever
    @hyuka_ningningforever 7 місяців тому +9

    As a Canadian I have never had bagged milk. But i relate to everyone one of these

  • @BlebeTalksAlot
    @BlebeTalksAlot 7 місяців тому +429

    wait, Canada is a real country?
    Edit: it is an obvious joke?!?!?!

    • @CleanYourSkullDaily
      @CleanYourSkullDaily 7 місяців тому +37

      Don’t worry, it’s just a story… I hope

    • @rls1438
      @rls1438 7 місяців тому +28

      countries are a thing in this world?

    • @Fortnitefan716
      @Fortnitefan716 7 місяців тому

      What is the difference between harry potter and a Jew? Harry potter left the chamber

    • @Gabezo16
      @Gabezo16 7 місяців тому +1

      As someone who lives in Canada I can confirm you’re schizophrenic

    • @i_basl
      @i_basl 7 місяців тому +18

      don’t be fooled…

  • @-Apathy-
    @-Apathy- 7 місяців тому +10

    3:01 HETALIA🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @daleri
      @daleri 6 місяців тому +1

      FRR I HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN 2015 FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES

    • @-Apathy-
      @-Apathy- 6 місяців тому

      @@daleri REAL (I was barely conscious back then but i still managed to find hetalia content😭)

  • @obviousdude2754
    @obviousdude2754 5 місяців тому +1

    As a Canadian, I approve of these memes

  • @lina9535
    @lina9535 7 місяців тому +10

    For me, the bagged milk isn't odd at all. We had that in school here in Sweden when I was young. Heck, they were around when I was in 12th grade (2012).
    It was like this "machine" with a.... tap? That you pressed the glass against.
    Pretty sure a lot of juice machines in hotels are similar in function, just minus the bag.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 7 місяців тому

      Yep. We have bagged milk in the US, too. Not the most common way to purchase it, but it does exist.

    • @lina9535
      @lina9535 7 місяців тому +3

      I feel like the US is reacting how I was reacting the first time I saw powdered milk 😅🤣
      To my child brain it didn't make sense how a liquid could become a powder (I felt to dumb in chemistry class a few years later)

  • @bbullet14
    @bbullet14 7 місяців тому +9

    5:48 noname beer is actually the best. Its cheaper than all the other ones too. Granted only like a dollar or two cheaper, but still.
    Cheaper and better than anything else.

  • @LeNayomaise
    @LeNayomaise 7 місяців тому +8

    Canada is just Australia on easy mode. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

    • @SquarahKat
      @SquarahKat 7 місяців тому +2

      Canada is Australia but just deadly cold

    • @ColinFox
      @ColinFox 7 місяців тому

      @@SquarahKat And without so much deadly wildlife - we just have cougars, grizzleys, black bears, polar bears, wolverines and brown recluse spiders. Australia is much more dangerous 😉

    • @briankearn6991
      @briankearn6991 7 місяців тому

      Canada is the Queen’s favourite grandson.

    • @k0iip0ndzz
      @k0iip0ndzz 7 місяців тому +2

      Canada = Australia on cold mode

    • @BreakerXXIV
      @BreakerXXIV 7 місяців тому +2

      As a Canadian, I agree. Till you hit the far north. Then its literally the same as Australia, except instead of it being hot and everything's trying to kill you. Its cold and everything is trying to kill you .

  • @Adelicousbottleosyrup
    @Adelicousbottleosyrup 3 місяці тому +2

    12:07 nahhhh you just mad you ain’t getting in on our national treasure bro.
    Also you can thank us for your California sushi rolls while we’re talking.

  • @NopeDannyYT
    @NopeDannyYT 3 місяці тому +2

    The reason why us Canadians are so nice is because annually we do a ritual to put all our evil into the geese

  • @LegoB2009
    @LegoB2009 7 місяців тому +17

    MY MILK IS MY OWN PROBLEM. 🇨🇦

  • @YoursUntruly
    @YoursUntruly 7 місяців тому +13

    4:06 Nova Scotia pronounced “Sco-sha”. Also we have bagged milk from Ontario all the way to the east coast. Not just Ontario and Québec.

    • @walmartgang4578
      @walmartgang4578 7 місяців тому

      Can confirm

    • @csi2000
      @csi2000 7 місяців тому

      West of Ontario used to have it too. I live in Saskatchewan. It's no longer being sold here. They stopped selling it in the 90s.

  • @birb1576
    @birb1576 7 місяців тому +11

    IVE BEEN ASKING FOR SO LONG THANK YOU

  • @dangerguy9561
    @dangerguy9561 7 місяців тому +4

    18:16
    My brother in Christ, you ARE the charity.

  • @Athithan_2000
    @Athithan_2000 3 місяці тому +1

    In Africa they sell water in the shops in plastic bags, no brand, so it’s cheaper and easy for transportation, also we still use milk cartons!

  • @Effulg3nt
    @Effulg3nt 7 місяців тому +14

    5:59 Of course I'm an expert

    • @Link-from-hyrule
      @Link-from-hyrule 5 місяців тому +1

      I can back that up, I am on my 82nd life. Canada is fun

  • @Onyxelz
    @Onyxelz 7 місяців тому +11

    2:45 - As a Canadian I can prove this is true.

  • @Rosa-Lili
    @Rosa-Lili 7 місяців тому +7

    0:41 That is a Vancouver Translink bus and since I see them all the time, I know that the 'sorry' is not for the accident but because the bus is 'not in service'

    • @Cartonies
      @Cartonies 7 місяців тому +2

      yes korect

  • @Sturniolo_Xfilms
    @Sturniolo_Xfilms 3 місяці тому +1

    As a Canadian you will find forks, spoons and knives with hockey sticks at the end of them.

  • @NotFoolish7
    @NotFoolish7 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how all us Canadians understood the meme at 4:43 without it showing the end

  • @atticus-iz7iw
    @atticus-iz7iw 7 місяців тому +4

    OMG, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard in a very long time!!! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!

  • @transportflugzeuges
    @transportflugzeuges 7 місяців тому +8

    4:50 as a person living in a bigger city in canada, whoever ranked that is a mf lier

  • @LittleKantBoy
    @LittleKantBoy 7 місяців тому +5

    12:19 I searched google for the image, from Reddit: this symbol is a siamese (double) terminal for a fire hydrant, usually on the wall of a building. It mimics what the siamese terminal looks from above.

    • @louistremblay9490
      @louistremblay9490 7 місяців тому +1

      Thanks. I've been trying to figure out what it was for years.

  • @taukietaukie3950
    @taukietaukie3950 6 місяців тому +1

    The goose are actually the royal Canadian Air Force

  • @littlepeanut2321
    @littlepeanut2321 22 дні тому +1

    To all the Americans this is how milk works in Canada:
    In the big bag there are other bags in it with the milk then you put the smaller bags of milk in this weird container and cut the corner of and then you can pour milk :)

  • @Blastafarter
    @Blastafarter 7 місяців тому +5

    8:45 I can confirm, all it did my break was rain and snow

  • @mylesgarden
    @mylesgarden 7 місяців тому +5

    7:14 since i'm canadian i use 'grey' for cool tones, and 'gray' for warm tones

  • @RandomAcount604
    @RandomAcount604 7 місяців тому +5

    As a Canadian, I can confirm this is true

  • @Moachatotem204
    @Moachatotem204 7 місяців тому +2

    8:45 I am on spring break and it just snowed in April god bless canada

  • @El_12181
    @El_12181 6 місяців тому +1

    13:18 I live a little to the east of Toronto, and i am dead serious when I tell you there was a random turkey just wandering the streets of my neighbourhood and no one did anything 😂

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 7 місяців тому +5

    15:45 Fun fact: "Project Habakkuk or Habbakuk (spelling varies) was a plan by the British during the Second World War to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete, a mixture of wood pulp and ice, for use against German U-boats in the mid-Atlantic, which were beyond the flight range of land-based planes at that time."
    "After promising scale tests and the creation of a prototype on Patricia Lake, Jasper National Park, in Alberta, Canada, the project was shelved due to rising costs, added requirements, and the availability of longer-range aircraft and escort carriers which closed the Mid-Atlantic gap that the project was intended to address."

    • @briankearn6991
      @briankearn6991 7 місяців тому

      Seems like a war profiteering scam.

  • @Mars948
    @Mars948 7 місяців тому +7

    As a canadian, I am still so confused about how bagged milk is so strange to everyone. I thought most countries knew about and used both bagged and the packaged milk???????

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 7 місяців тому +4

      🇺🇸no. 🥛🐙
      I have never heard of a sack of milk

    • @leex_2316
      @leex_2316 7 місяців тому +2

      I remember in Kindergarten, we would be served bagged milk in the U.S but after that year they only had bagged milk like one other time after that.

    • @vicvik5305
      @vicvik5305 7 місяців тому

      When I learned that this only existed in Canada I was so confused.

    • @SquarahKat
      @SquarahKat 7 місяців тому +3

      @@vicvik5305 looking through these comments I found out it's not just Canada, Brazil and some places in China have bagged milk too, but myself as a Canadia haven't even seen any

  • @k0ncursus
    @k0ncursus 7 місяців тому +5

    0:34 One time someone graffiti'd "n word" on one of the bus stops here in Canada. It was up for weeks and then the city had to go and remove it

  • @jamespotvin-ym3oo
    @jamespotvin-ym3oo 4 місяці тому +1

    AS A CANADIAN MYSELF, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THESE MEMES ARE VERY ACCURATE

  • @The_demon_in_closet
    @The_demon_in_closet 3 місяці тому +1

    As a canadian, i cried seeing other peoples reactions and assumptions to this.😂😂❤