Tundra: Seline! Hear my cry! Crow: V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!! Mike: Beethoven from the grave renounces his great work! Servo: As the presence of his pants prove there IS a God! Bryon
I will see that you are nourished with human blood (a projection of Satan appears with his hand raised) Crow: I have a question that and Crow's laugh when Samson walks in killed me
"Let the Cher jokes begin." "The Devil's minons are cheap thugs." "I feel sort of silly right now, did I overdress?" "The International fight like a girl championships!"
"Uh, I have a question." "Oops, stepped on the plug there." "You are not the Kissingers!" "Shut the film off and discuss..." "Thank you, that was ptkhdkkijjktkh." "The International Fight-Like-A-Girl Championships." "I've discovered the letter D!"
I'm surprised they didn't say anything about Diane's fake piano playing. And I love how the star and hero of the movie has exactly one fight and doesn't affect the plot at all until he sets all the sleeping vampires on fire entirely uncontested.
This film is truly horrible...but as bad as it is, it's surprisingly more tolerable than "The Robot vs The Aztec Mummy," which is even more incompetent than this thing...but only slightly better than Monster-a-Go-Go. The vocal dubs sound just like the guys they got for RobotvsAztecMummy. As well, I can't get over how 'meek' and 'personable' a voice they gave to the Inspector. He sounds so timid in some of his vocal deliveries. It's rather funny how incompetent everyone is, and how every other person makes such idle threats...let alone how the Vampire Priestess seemed to forget altogether that the sun was rising quickly...she had one job to do, and they wasted it pummeling Samson and wanting to remove his mask? Of course, Kevin Murphy is one of the kings of shocked deliveries with one of his final deliveries in the piece: "Hi honey! Gee, it's great to be back at the castle. Hope your sister's dress-up Halloween slumber party went we-OHMYGAWD!!!"
Yes Santo in the movie the treasure of Dracula And Santo and Blue Demon vs. Dracula and the Wolf Man. Also check out Santo And Blue Demon vs. the Monsters. This movie is similar to Vans Hellsing or Monster Squad.
Ha-hee-ho-ha! Now that was a really REALLY good one! I laughed my butt off. So many good comments I won't repeat them but nicely done. -Great job MST3K! And Great job diddymouse!
@5:45 "I feel sort of silly right now. Did I over-dress?" XD The best bit.
Crow's laugh is a thing of beauty.
Crow's crack-up when El Santo first appears on screen remains one of my favorite moments in the entire series.
It is still one of the best laughs Trace has had as Crow for sure! XD
Absolutely one of mine. BAM suddenly El Santo in a vampire film
"I'm a crappy vampire"
"What's a good way to explain it to you?" "Puppet theater?"
"This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is about."
go el santo
go el santo
go el santo go!!!
OMG it killed me how they busted out laughing 5:41
What YOU call Hell, Ramos calls photography!
*Horrible Scream*
Someone taped over Seinfeld!
With MST3K the cheesy weirder the movie the better. This is one of my favs.
*Satan raises hand*
Mmm, I have a question!
One not on here I love from this episode:
"Be sure to stop by early tomorrow morning, then leave immediately!!"
"No wait! Come back! Why won't he help me?!"
oh God, those bitchy vampires Debbie and Jennifer are here. XD
"Hi, honey! Gee, it's great to be back at the castle. Hope your sister's dress-up Halloween slumber party went we- OH MY GOD!!!"
let the cher jokes....begin!
Hey! It looks like Cher!
BAHAHAHAHA
Crow's laugh tho
Tundra: Seline! Hear my cry!
Crow: V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!
Mike: Beethoven from the grave renounces his great work!
Servo: As the presence of his pants prove there IS a God!
Bryon
Shadow of Satan: 'I have a question'
"I dedicate this song to Thorazine." And I love how the bots break up when Samson walks in.
It's strangely comforting and endearing when THEY laugh along with you, isn't it?
*SCREAM*
Someone taped over Seinfeld!
"Selene, hear my cry!"
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
"Um, some butlers stay inside, sir."
"Shut up and get outside!"
"Yes, sir."
Archer and Woodhouse: The Early Years
yan889654 👏 😊
Ditto. I love Crow's laugh.
I will see that you are nourished with human blood
(a projection of Satan appears with his hand raised)
Crow: I have a question
that and Crow's laugh when Samson walks in killed me
This. Is hilarious. One of my favourites. Thank you!
For those of you who saw "Coco" and wondered who "El Santo" was? Well...now you know.
The original version (without the K.Gordon Murray English dubbing), is actually considered to be among his best.
It looks like a fun movie for El Santo, that's for sure. :)
That’s usually the case with these type of films.
My uncles saw this in the theater. It's pretty fun even unriffed. El Santo is always fun.
"I look better before i try to look good"
i was done after that
Ah a film about a Mexican wrestler killing vampires, MST3K is the best.
The biggest question of all: how did no studio in the 80's miss remaking this during the days of WWF?
80MWH God only knows....
Hell they could remake it now. I've love to see it with John Cena or Brock Lesnar.
One of the more random but funny riffs in this movie;
YOU KILLED ONE OF THE DUTCH MASTERS, YOU FIENDS!!
Kudos to MST3K for making a subpar luchador/horror movie more watchable!
"It's an Oak Ridge Boy!"
Laughed for an entire minute. My dad listened to that crap constanly when I was a kid.
The Butterfly Theory never did gain traction in scientific circles.
This may have been a goofy movie, but Tandra had it goin' on!
😍
The sadly short-lived mexican version of MST3K specialized in luchadores films. Hilarity ensued. xD
What was it called?
Oh man, are there uploads of it?
@BryonYoungblood I remember re-watching the movie and finding myself laughing a little too hard at that line. XD
"IT'S AN OAK RIDGE BOY!"
Go El Santo Gooooo!
5:40 - Okay, so, no preamble, bat-signal, phone call - just a fella dressed as a luchador strollin' into the house. Yep. I gotta get to Mexico. Soon.
I dedicate this song to thorazine!!!
"She needs young blood!"
Oh no... leave Rob Liefeld out of this!
Leave me outta it too, since I'm a Youngblood! X_X
A ridiculous Rob Lowe hockey movie, "Youngblood". So bad it's good...
Crow's laugh at 5.40 is just pissfunny!!!
I dedicate this song to Thorazine.
Professor.... "you're daughter's hot".
If this show was still on I bet the Kardashin jokes would have been flying
Too bad one you didn't have was this, Diddy;
Servo: The Mexican Larry Tate!
Crow: EL STEVENSSS!!
"Let the Cher jokes begin."
"The Devil's minons are cheap thugs."
"I feel sort of silly right now, did I overdress?"
"The International fight like a girl championships!"
SO...the devil's minions are CHEAP THUGS!
Thank you for the comments! :D
Put us in, coach. C'mon!
"Sisters,sisters, never were there such devoted sisters." Great "White Christmas" homage.
"Uh, I have a question."
"Oops, stepped on the plug there."
"You are not the Kissingers!"
"Shut the film off and discuss..."
"Thank you, that was ptkhdkkijjktkh."
"The International Fight-Like-A-Girl Championships."
"I've discovered the letter D!"
This is an El Santo movie?! Then again, he made so many that a bunch were bound to be crap.
It is a El Santo movie and it's one of my favorites along with Santo vs momias de Guanajuato :-)
"I don't get the physics of a hovering bat."
Neither do I.
"When a maaaaan loves a wrestler..."
Sade!
Mike Ater tool operator....
If a wrestler falls in the woods and nobody is around, does it count as a fall?
No no no you naughty boy don't look at meee... lol
Dose this episodes looks lot to me like a Halloween special?
*Crow laughs*
Mike: So the devil's minions are cheap thugs!
I'm surprised they didn't say anything about Diane's fake piano playing. And I love how the star and hero of the movie has exactly one fight and doesn't affect the plot at all until he sets all the sleeping vampires on fire entirely uncontested.
This must be one of the earlier ones, if it were done later on, Diana would have been Santo's girlfriend, and not that of the other guy.
"I ORDERED A TOM COLLINS..."
And the crowds goes wild!
This film is truly horrible...but as bad as it is, it's surprisingly more tolerable than "The Robot vs The Aztec Mummy," which is even more incompetent than this thing...but only slightly better than Monster-a-Go-Go.
The vocal dubs sound just like the guys they got for RobotvsAztecMummy. As well, I can't get over how 'meek' and 'personable' a voice they gave to the Inspector. He sounds so timid in some of his vocal deliveries.
It's rather funny how incompetent everyone is, and how every other person makes such idle threats...let alone how the Vampire Priestess seemed to forget altogether that the sun was rising quickly...she had one job to do, and they wasted it pummeling Samson and wanting to remove his mask?
Of course, Kevin Murphy is one of the kings of shocked deliveries with one of his final deliveries in the piece: "Hi honey! Gee, it's great to be back at the castle. Hope your sister's dress-up Halloween slumber party went we-OHMYGAWD!!!"
One riff I loved that is SO random from Trace has gotta be "You killed one of the Dutch Masters, you FIENDS!!".
"I ordered a Tom Collins"....sorry, boss we couldn't find one in Mexico...how about a Tomas Collins?????
My favorite episode!
ah you cut out my fav part! When the vampire goon walks into the chair and the guys go, "Oops, sonar let me down there." lol
@TheRadical42 Thank you for the nice comments!
@Yougotblounchsked
"If I could turn back time...If I could find a waaayyyy!"
WEE, IT'S FUN BEING THE ETERNAL DAMNED!
It always gets me how these vampires run with thier capes held out like they are trying to fly but they cant. XD
8:23 The Fortified Hooligan vs. The Masked Cabana!!!!
"IT'S AN OAKRIDGE BOY!!"
"Pan, Texas Ranger!"
"Sisters... sisters... never were there such devoted sisters..."
Bryon
"This place needs a Plant"
CinemaWins: Honesty!
Why won't he help me?
Hard to believe El Santo still exists as a wrestler! And not a bad one either.
Michael Welsh He's been dead since 1984.
Luis Reyes But el hijo del Santo lives.
"They got the Polka Queen"!
So funny ,as always
Too bad there isn't
Crow: Selene... I believe I asked you gently to hear my cry...
Did any of the Luchadores ever fight Dracula? X-0
Zorro did in a comic book.
Yes Santo in the movie the treasure of Dracula And Santo and Blue Demon vs. Dracula and the Wolf Man. Also check out Santo And Blue Demon vs. the Monsters. This movie is similar to Vans Hellsing or Monster Squad.
Ha-hee-ho-ha! Now that was a really REALLY good one! I laughed my butt off. So many good comments I won't repeat them but nicely done.
-Great job MST3K! And Great job diddymouse!
"HIII!"
HEY! IT LOOKS LIKE CHER!
hahahahaha
I love this show,although I just wasted my whole day watching best of clips...
You're welcome, Diddy, and thank YOU for uploading this! :)
Bryon
@diddymouse Don't blame ya! XD When I heard it, I was like "What?!" while I was laughing!
5:41
That is all.
Samsons funk is too overpowering.
El Santo was only in this for 2 minutes tops, lol.
5:27-5:34: What's Sir Ian McKellen doing in this movie? Professor looks just like him, I swear.
El Stevens!!!
@torgo714 Kardashians are funny without jokes
They are jokes lol 😆😂
Pan, Texas Ranger
Don't! Touch! MASK! >:(
I DISCOVERED THE LETTER D!
2:54
Trace Beaulieu has the best laugh for Crow, especially when El Santo/Samson came to meet the Professor. XD
Bryon
"Mexico is one goofy country!"
Who is talking?
Is it a coincidence the Vampire women resemble Yvonne DeCarlo? 🤔
"Santo Vs. The Vampire Women" is one of the best movies ever made. No, make it THE best movie ever made.
.....PLEASE NOT VERMEER !!! oh good its just Jan Steen
XDDDDDD