MST3K Agent for HARM Montage

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  • @strawberrywine42
    @strawberrywine42 12 років тому +34

    After at least 5 separate viewings of this episode, I still crack up at each and every one of their references to Prince.

  • @sheldoncm
    @sheldoncm 10 років тому +21

    MST3K, you are loved and missed.

  • @bluetires12
    @bluetires12 15 років тому +10

    "So H.A.R.M. stands for 'Hot And Ready, Man!'"
    I like the little smile she flashes...

  • @MrCerebellum2
    @MrCerebellum2 10 років тому +40

    He maintains an appliance --- DAAAA DAAAT DAH DAAAAAAH

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982
    @AllisonDancerChick1982 10 років тому +32

    "It's the running of the Clouseaus."
    This movie had too many good riffs!!!

  • @melevolentmaggot
    @melevolentmaggot 12 років тому +16

    "watch me open the hell out of this door " i almost started crying haha

  • @OttoTorrens
    @OttoTorrens 9 років тому +32

    "Pops, there's a man givin' the squish squash to the ol' windtube"
    wow, just wow

  • @nomatchesformikey7768
    @nomatchesformikey7768 9 років тому +11

    "Say, the old top not seems to be in flames, old trench"

  • @ImBetterthanReligion
    @ImBetterthanReligion 13 років тому +12

    1:59-2:00 for my favorite line here!!!
    "Solid balsa wood baby!"

  • @joesomenumbers
    @joesomenumbers 12 років тому +15

    I laughed super hard at "I will not speak until I am all the way in."

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 6 років тому +5

    Barbara Bouchet rocked it in the 60s. Mark Richman has been in mutiple tv and film projects.

  • @stevenm88
    @stevenm88 12 років тому +15

    5 hours of staring at the window finally pays off!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Tmann26
    @Tmann26 11 років тому +22

    "I hate the outside, SCREW YOU outside..."

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 14 років тому +4

    "Let me come over there...Be there in a moment...One second, almost there...okay."

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 років тому +21

    Wendell Corey as the boss of h.a.r.m. really WAS a "special needs guest star". A pretty good British actor who had a rather strong taste for the bottle. Which is probably how he ended up in roles like this.

    • @christieperry4361
      @christieperry4361 7 років тому +4

      monkeymouse and he never made the Dewar's profile

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 2 роки тому

      @@christieperry4361 and never won anything for his wall string art.

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye 15 років тому +15

    "You lucky trunks! Get ready to giftwrap a beautiful package!" XD
    This is the best MST montage I've seen yet!

  • @PirateLordRogan
    @PirateLordRogan 13 років тому +11

    Pops, there's a man giving the squish squash to the old wind tube!

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 9 років тому +27

    All of the DA DAA DA DAAAAAAA moments! I lose it every time!

  • @Oodus
    @Oodus 15 років тому +3

    "Watch me open the hell out of this door."

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 15 років тому +4

    "This time I WILL see the Great Pumpkin!"

  • @bobbyclyvvjr
    @bobbyclyvvjr 9 років тому +12

    Damn you, Shel Silverstein!

  • @artsuplou
    @artsuplou 9 років тому +8

    You knew at the movie's opening credits this episode was bound for greatness!

  • @andrewdavis5386
    @andrewdavis5386 11 років тому +3

    9:17 "Here's the wind up, and there's the smarm!"

  • @seamusburke639
    @seamusburke639 9 років тому +5

    2:37 Most sarcastic smile EVER.

  • @paulabo123
    @paulabo123 15 років тому +6

    "halten Sie" funny as hell

  • @silentevil77
    @silentevil77 13 років тому +8

    He Maintains an Appliance
    DA DA DA DAAAAAAA

  • @valerie8007
    @valerie8007 11 років тому +16

    Well my cat's cradle got outta control so I just pinned it on the wall
    Bahahahahahaha! XD

  • @WhatsOnNext
    @WhatsOnNext 14 років тому +2

    This is probably one of my fav montages; it's all about the Prince riffs.

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 10 років тому +11

    Heuristic Analogue Rental Meat

  • @MigaOhYT
    @MigaOhYT 12 років тому +9

    "To the Judo Range!"

  • @cmarchello
    @cmarchello 12 років тому +11

    "It's like being chased by your anthropology professor"
    Indy 4, anyone?

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 7 років тому +1

      cmarchello stop or your propeller will grind me to hamburger

  • @ofallmyintention9496
    @ofallmyintention9496 8 років тому +3

    That is my favorite episode, with Invasion of the Neptune Men being a close second. Everything is spot on in this episode...

  • @KAINEKROW9797
    @KAINEKROW9797 2 роки тому +1

    I love the "heres the windup.... and there's the SMARM!"

  • @valerie8007
    @valerie8007 11 років тому +7

    Damn you Shel Silverstein!!!
    Woo, I lost it XD

  • @aufheben555
    @aufheben555 14 років тому +3

    "Are you coming, or do I swim alone?"
    "YES AND YES!"

  • @WhatsOnNext
    @WhatsOnNext 14 років тому +5

    All the prince jokes make me laugh sooo hard.

  • @torgo714
    @torgo714 14 років тому +6

    Damn it you should have warned me about this one. I spit out most of my lunch with the jokes. Loved the Prince references and the blue blood dialog. Excellent job, really top drawer

  • @LoneBong
    @LoneBong 10 років тому +27

    I'm heading back to the judo range.

    • @wwemagazine
      @wwemagazine 9 років тому +14

      Meet me at the karate rink...

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 7 років тому +4

      Go practice your skeet kendo and bring you aikido rifle

    • @quantanglement
      @quantanglement 6 років тому

      If not there, the Pilates arena..

  • @leelevingate
    @leelevingate 12 років тому +7

    Case closed, and, bar open- let's go!

  • @Distantlogicpro
    @Distantlogicpro 11 років тому +6

    I've literally watched this vid about 300 times, (obsessed much? Maybe.) the full movie 20 times. I've memorized this vid word 4 word and i still laugh at this shit. LOVE MST3K!

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 14 років тому +4

    SPORE!!
    Crow: *as Adam* What is YOUR deal?!
    Mike: Why don'tcha come on over here and lemme work on that zipper??
    Servo: He maintains an appliance! DA-DA-DA-DADADAAAAAAA!!!
    Crow: On the way home, I wanna pick up some CREAM!
    Crow: *singing* Gotta dance!
    Servo: Pops, there's a man giving a squish-squash to the old windpipe!
    Bryon

  • @SoaringTrumpet
    @SoaringTrumpet 14 років тому +2

    "Here's the wind-up, and there's the smarm!"

  • @valerie8007
    @valerie8007 11 років тому +6

    I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to kno

  • @purpleshamrock17
    @purpleshamrock17 14 років тому +3

    "Damn you, Shel Silverstein!"
    1:51-1:56 haha, that is def. a weird wall decoration!
    "So, mr. middle cabinet we meet again"
    5:57
    6:57-7:01 hahaha! Oh, servo...

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 11 років тому +4

    "Case closed, bar open, lets go!"

  • @johnnyweissmuller5559
    @johnnyweissmuller5559 6 років тому +3

    "I miss the triangles already."

  • @djgizmoe
    @djgizmoe 12 років тому +8

    The judo range...

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 12 років тому +8

    Darn, you left out one of the best lines: "All he did in this movie was call the Vienna Archery Assocation?"

  • @codell87
    @codell87 12 років тому +8

    It's Walt Disney and he's mad!

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 7 років тому +2

    "Voted best dressed lab tech..."
    "He's gone. I mean he's there, but he's dead."
    "Maybe you botched the case Adam."

  • @MyMelyanna
    @MyMelyanna 14 років тому +3

    "Yeah, I'm drunk, so what?" lol!

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco9269 3 роки тому +1

    Barbara Bouchet looks good. She played Moneypenny in the 1967 spoof version of Casino Royale.

  • @Kiljoy947
    @Kiljoy947 14 років тому +2

    Watch me open the HELL out of this door.

  • @clutchkman
    @clutchkman 15 років тому +1

    the whole thing was awesome! I needed that. Thanks for posting!

  • @MrValiant61
    @MrValiant61 12 років тому +3

    Filmed in 1 day apparently, i wonder what they did in the afternoon.

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 11 років тому +16

    The Judo range?! I can't stop laughing!

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 10 років тому +4

      First time I heard that, I said "the judo what?! They have ranges for that?"

    • @s4ujcd
      @s4ujcd 10 років тому +1

      Allison Venezio When I was in the Army, we had different ranges for various activities, not only firing weapons.

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 10 років тому +1

      s4ujcd I figured there had to be ranges for other uses. The judo range has such a nice ring to it though!

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 10 років тому +4

      s4ujcd The place where Judo is practiced is called a Dojo. Calling it a Judo range is just stupid.

    • @seamusburke639
      @seamusburke639 9 років тому +4

      +Allison Venezio How much room do you need for judo exactly?

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 11 років тому +8

    I miss the triangles already.

  • @calisierra6236
    @calisierra6236 8 років тому +3

    every time i hear the "dad, dad I passed the bar!" bit i fuckin die

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 6 років тому +2

    Dad dad I passed the bar!!
    And of course, Gotta Dance!!!

  • @tomh.2405
    @tomh.2405 10 місяців тому +1

    Copycat movies always fascinate me, the way they so perfectly illustrate literal thinking. (I think in particular of the whole string of "Jaws" rip-offs that emerged in the years after '75, but "Agent for H.A.R.M." illustrates the phenomenon was already happening in the '60s.) Let's hastily cobble together a few tropes from a successful film, or in this case a successful film series, and hope we can ride its coattails to make a fast buck. We don't need to concern ourselves with the wit, craft, or storytelling prowess that actually made the original a success in the first place; we just need to present the same general subject matter. It's like the way an 11-year-old would think about this stuff.

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 14 років тому +2

    MIke: Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
    Mike: Hey, special in what way?!
    Crow: He's a special needs guest.
    Mike: Starring has-beens and never-wases!
    Crow: With Bob Marley and Prince!
    Crow: OW! We're being beat up by the music!
    Bryon

  • @hanz101
    @hanz101 14 років тому +2

    i chuckled so hard at "....the judo range?"

  • @KentheDeer
    @KentheDeer 4 роки тому +1

    "Screw you outside..."

  • @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms
    @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms 15 років тому +2

    "Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!" XD

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 2 роки тому +1

    And the whole time, Mike Nelson was on trial for crimes he *did* commit.

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 7 місяців тому

      Technically other people did that.

  • @mulry101
    @mulry101 15 років тому +2

    Love the Prince references!

  • @rimshot2952
    @rimshot2952 8 років тому +17

    OK, so Prince was an Actor, then Musician, then Jehovah's Witness? Wow, he is talented.

    • @billygarcia9885
      @billygarcia9885 8 років тому +5

      +Rim Shot Was. :(

    • @craiga2002
      @craiga2002 3 роки тому +1

      Also a resident of Minneapolis too. (Not sure.)

  • @TheVampirePredator
    @TheVampirePredator 6 років тому +2

    He maintains an appliance...DA DA DA DAAAAAH!

  • @JoseBronxRican
    @JoseBronxRican 8 років тому +1

    Prince, yeah, but I also couldn't stop thinking "Fez" from That 70's Show.

  • @pshepherd58
    @pshepherd58 7 років тому +1

    my son was kidding about mst3k then when gypsy was voiced by Patrick brantseg cause he discovered jumpin jeff farmer involved with this then it died 2 years later and was rebooted 19 years after that on netflix

  • @BrothersWeird
    @BrothersWeird 11 років тому +6

    First rule of women everywhere: "First, do no H.A.R.M."

  • @Thanos6
    @Thanos6 14 років тому

    "I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to know."

  • @BooDoug187
    @BooDoug187 15 років тому +3

    I just need to get my check...
    BA DA BA DAAAA!

  • @spacetweek
    @spacetweek 14 років тому +1

    Loved the bit about the guy who looks like Prince!

  • @BlueEyes7452
    @BlueEyes7452 14 років тому +1

    Pops, there's a man giving the squish squash to the old windtube.
    So, secret call?
    He maintains an appliance. DUH-DA, DUH-DA!!!

  • @Hollowshape
    @Hollowshape 10 років тому +9

    5:21 Fleshlight?

    • @midwest9757
      @midwest9757 8 років тому

      Filip Önell I heard it to!

  • @jigbuilda
    @jigbuilda 11 років тому +4

    So...secret call?

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 12 років тому +4

    I AM MIGHTY ELDERLY MAN

  • @DELITT
    @DELITT 14 років тому +2

    "I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna press his pants for free" LOL

  • @IrishQT07
    @IrishQT07 15 років тому +1

    Mike: Ohhh you lucky trunks!
    Crow: Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package.
    Also love the "musical"...er...accompaniment from 8:36 to 8:44 XD

  • @trippjohnson7393
    @trippjohnson7393 Рік тому

    Love the running gag with the Bond theme playing over mundane activities.

  • @Abderian
    @Abderian 15 років тому +1

    "the judo range" oh my... I haven't seen fail like that slip past the editors since Star Wars Ep III

    • @tomh.2405
      @tomh.2405 10 місяців тому

      I love how the guys have so much fun when they encounter a non sequitur in cinematic dialogue -- another good example is the whole string of riffs playing off the "walnut ranch" gaffe in "The Touch of Satan."

  • @would26
    @would26 11 років тому +9

    4 people don't like apple pie and all that jazz...

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 10 років тому +3

      They also don't like judo ranges, the half-woman/half-baby, and Shel Silverstein. Such sadness.

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 4 роки тому

      Allison Preston / Allison's Written Words or the best buckets money can buy.

  • @quicksilvermad
    @quicksilvermad 2 роки тому

    4:07 I think about Bill Corbett's line delivery here all the time.

  • @Bullman85
    @Bullman85 13 років тому +3

    I will not speak until im all the way in.

  • @seraph2382
    @seraph2382 9 років тому +2

    Good morning. Don't touch the door

  • @priceman141
    @priceman141 11 років тому +1

    "My cat's cradle got out of control so I pinned it to the wall"

  • @jbvideos6605
    @jbvideos6605 3 роки тому +2

    Those Prince riffs, tho

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 7 років тому +1

    An object lesson in how NOT to make a spy movie.

  • @jmjon9
    @jmjon9 Рік тому

    the ever more serious bond theme singing never fails to get me

  • @purpletoothedfurby
    @purpletoothedfurby 15 років тому +1

    DAMN YOU, SHEL SILVERSTEIN!

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 2 роки тому

    Mike: Starring has-beens and never-wases!
    Crow: With Bob Marley and Prince!

  • @tommyfranks13
    @tommyfranks13 13 років тому +2

    Half woman half baby

  • @spitfire5scottie
    @spitfire5scottie 15 років тому +2

    5 hours of staring at the window finally pays off.

    • @christieperry4361
      @christieperry4361 7 років тому

      spitfire5scottie Bobby Darin, Tab Hunter and Prince!!
      Gotta dance!

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 13 років тому +1

    The "Prince" henchmen and the secret agent's drunk boss are the best thing in this Movie XD
    Fun Fact: the drunk boss in this movie was also the old ship captain in "Women of the Prehistoric Planet" from season 1 , AKA the "BLENDA !!" guy. XD

  • @diddymouse
    @diddymouse  11 років тому +2

    Been a while since I stopped by, but thank you all for 25,000+ views!

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 7 років тому +2

    Million Dollar Question:
    Who would win in a fight? Adam Chance or Bart Fargo?

  • @crankyasianman
    @crankyasianman 3 роки тому

    This is one of the few movies not on ShoutFactory TV.

  • @delciemcwhoopie
    @delciemcwhoopie 2 роки тому

    what's the reference at 4:57? they do that voice for a bit

  • @eddiesilver738
    @eddiesilver738 10 років тому +8

    I need some Snegoff :-(