Portlandia - Season 3 - Candace's son visits the feminist bookstore

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
  • From the first episode of Season 3. Hilarious.

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  • @WeCaredALot
    @WeCaredALot 9 років тому +1937

    "It's sort of unsweetened maple syrup" LOL

    • @boyermchristopher1
      @boyermchristopher1 8 років тому +11

      👍👍

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 2 роки тому +12

      What in the world does that taste like

    • @jaimamavity2113
      @jaimamavity2113 2 роки тому +50

      I just noticed the drink had a crystal in it as well 😂

    • @Wootie90
      @Wootie90 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +11

      @@jaimamavity2113
      I thought it was ice. I thought it was iced tea. 😭

  • @JG-zs8tr
    @JG-zs8tr Рік тому +251

    I love the subtle touch that Candace didn’t tell Toni about her new grandchild because it’s a boy.

    • @57ot
      @57ot 11 місяців тому +9

      OMG I didn’t even notice that! Attention to details 👍🏻

  • @EzraAldiWibisono
    @EzraAldiWibisono 7 років тому +757

    "That's your father talking. That is your disg.............usting father."
    Exaggeration of typical intense scenes at most dramas lol

  • @endlevelboss4798
    @endlevelboss4798 Рік тому +151

    Him kissing his baby for support as he is reminded of his childhood upbringing is perfection! This is such an amazing skit beginning to end.

    • @TomboyRespector
      @TomboyRespector 9 місяців тому

      That’s your dis-----gusting father talking

  • @Mitzi73
    @Mitzi73 9 років тому +1417

    Hands down this is Portlandia's best skit, in my opinion. Even the facial expressions from all 3 actors are dead-on.

    • @teresadalessio1
      @teresadalessio1 3 роки тому +6

      here, here!

    • @kinkycam11
      @kinkycam11 3 роки тому +53

      When you use male specific terms like “actors” whole not also including actresses seriously feels like you’re pointing a penis in my face.

    • @randomslomo1875
      @randomslomo1875 3 роки тому +32

      "I've accepted it now. I accept you're a man. I accept that you have a penis. That doesn't mean it's gonna stay that way."

    • @wordswordswords8203
      @wordswordswords8203 2 роки тому

      I think so too. It's brilliant.

    • @wordswordswords8203
      @wordswordswords8203 2 роки тому +1

      I agree. It is perfect.

  • @broadwaylover5384
    @broadwaylover5384 5 років тому +558

    "Well, I've actually worn those as shoes."
    "Okay."

    • @nope24601
      @nope24601 3 роки тому +22

      I wonder how much of that show was scripted. Or if they decided on a situation and just rolled with it.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 2 роки тому +6

      So hilarious

    • @senorita-qh6bm
      @senorita-qh6bm Місяць тому

      @@nope24601a lot is improv

  • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
    @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 2 роки тому +449

    This show should've had more Bobby. He's an excellent straight man.

  • @demetrius8594
    @demetrius8594 7 років тому +1822

    "what are you, a gender detective?" lol straight out of tumblr

    • @mitchellyoung8561
      @mitchellyoung8561 5 років тому +15

      Great idea -- Ace Ventura, Gender Detective. Pitch it!

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 4 роки тому +48

      "...lifting up skirts and pulling down pants and just getting in there with your magnifying glass??"

    • @TehEeveeGeneral
      @TehEeveeGeneral 2 роки тому +2

      I've incorporated it into my general lexicon.

    • @hal9thou001
      @hal9thou001 2 роки тому

      What's tumblr?

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 2 роки тому

      Love!

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster 7 років тому +475

    'I raised you right. Do you remember?'
    [agonised expression] 'I... do...'
    :D

    • @danireviewsstuff
      @danireviewsstuff 6 років тому +10

      MrSporkster ‘so confused’ 😂

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 3 роки тому +31

      You can see the trauma flash across his face.

    • @Catlady-mw4en
      @Catlady-mw4en 2 роки тому +11

      My favorite line delivery.

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 2 роки тому +602

    “I don’t know your gender, I don’t know Candace’s, I don’t know mine”
    One phrase to sum up the entire stance

    • @privateconfidential4775
      @privateconfidential4775 2 роки тому +8

      Free speech: If this is how women and men are these days in the u.s. no wonder the workplace is a war zone

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex 2 роки тому +33

      @@privateconfidential4775 this is satire and if you can't see that, eat some ivermectin or refuse a vaccine or something

    • @privateconfidential4775
      @privateconfidential4775 2 роки тому +8

      @@alienvomitsex oooh, you’re so “manly” macho millennial boy; that’s right; oh silly me I couldn’t navigate the subtle feminine nuances in the actors humour: so sophisticated it takes a real gentle lens to navigate it!!ooooh!!

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex 2 роки тому +22

      @@privateconfidential4775 that's one triggered trumptard

    • @privateconfidential4775
      @privateconfidential4775 2 роки тому +4

      @@alienvomitsex you mean yourself? Yeah

  • @OliverDobbs
    @OliverDobbs Рік тому +272

    How does this show manage to get more and more relevant as time goes on

    • @ms77619
      @ms77619 Рік тому +5

      Go touch grass lol

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 Рік тому +12

      Because they caused it

    • @st20332
      @st20332 Рік тому +4

      A seed grows

    • @microplasticsinurblud
      @microplasticsinurblud Рік тому

      the writing has been on the wall for decades about the inevitable logical conclusion to leftist progressivism. yall are just too blind because you are part of it

    • @Merknilash
      @Merknilash Рік тому

      Because the most batshift leftism becomes mainstream in a few years.

  • @pkau3
    @pkau3 Рік тому +177

    I remember watching this 10 years ago and laughing hysterically at how ridiculous it was. Who would have thought...

    • @LATINEKS
      @LATINEKS Рік тому +13

      yeah im tripping out i knew only 3 people who were like this now my chick cousins all got short hair and want to be sirs

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 11 місяців тому +1

      @@LATINEKS i feel so sorry for them that they have to put up with you in their family. 'chick cousins'? i take it your side of the family are the r3tards.

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 11 місяців тому +3

      who would have thought what? current society isn't the same.

    • @greglarson6293
      @greglarson6293 10 місяців тому +10

      Several year later, even a Supreme Court Justice nominee couldn’t define a woman. 🤪

  • @craigjohnson6423
    @craigjohnson6423 6 років тому +463

    I dream of a world where Bobby Moynihan is appreciated as much as he should be.

    • @c.s.7097
      @c.s.7097 10 місяців тому

      Never bothered looking up who it was because I always assumed it was a fake character, you know he co starred Saturday Night Live with a piece of toast? ( apparently there were creative differences )

    • @spacekitt.n
      @spacekitt.n 7 місяців тому

      @@c.s.7097 bro are you stealing interdimensional cable?

  • @KevinRamosVids
    @KevinRamosVids 7 років тому +383

    omg the ominous music that plays every time someone says something that triggers them lol

    • @OroborOSX11
      @OroborOSX11 3 роки тому +17

      I fucking live for that trigger music hahah

  • @jennifergersch9126
    @jennifergersch9126 2 роки тому +159

    "What are you, a gender detective?" I don't know how they don't all break down when Fred pulls his hoity toity attitude. Absolutely hilarious!

    • @krazyoldkatlady192
      @krazyoldkatlady192 Рік тому +13

      “Lifting up skirts, pulling down pants and getting in there with a magnifying glass! 🤣

    • @mbeecher9921
      @mbeecher9921 9 місяців тому +1

      It's almost like it's a TV show and they can have multiple takes

  • @jeffsDad
    @jeffsDad 8 років тому +135

    "That's one room..."

  • @markjameson5479
    @markjameson5479 2 роки тому +621

    The fact that conversations like this skit happen in real life is hilarious and horrifying.

    • @leae3750
      @leae3750 2 роки тому +27

      Gen z 🤢

    • @rachelmaddowswife8713
      @rachelmaddowswife8713 2 роки тому +48

      Yeah, a few years ago when they came out with this skit it was a joke, now it's real life in liberal circles!

    • @Ryan-ze9fz
      @Ryan-ze9fz 2 роки тому +21

      @@leae3750 gen z might have a higher proportion of these types of people, but the ones that aren’t like this are more based than any millennial or boomer. It’s a very polarized generation and a lot of them have responded by being the complete opposite of this. I’m actually optimistic for when they take over

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 2 роки тому +2

      In my town yep

    • @rachelmaddowswife8713
      @rachelmaddowswife8713 2 роки тому +10

      @a w a y J o Yes there are people who 100% talk like this now, I've heard it irl many times. Maybe not in your social circles, but it's not uncommon amongst liberals anymore.

  • @dorsal-qb5fr
    @dorsal-qb5fr 7 років тому +173

    This scene was a total masterpiece!

  • @frankscott1708
    @frankscott1708 4 роки тому +123

    "what are you a detective, a gender detective?"...lost it right there LMAO!!

  • @mitchm6244
    @mitchm6244 10 років тому +331

    It's like a live-action re-enactment of a typical Jezebel comments page

  • @CavemanSynthesizer
    @CavemanSynthesizer Рік тому +20

    From what I recall the actual owners of the bookstore they shot at ended up getting upset about the content of the Portlandia sketches and stopped allowing them to shoot there.

    • @heucatia
      @heucatia 11 місяців тому +11

      Oh wow, sounds like the owners are exactly like Toni and Candice, and like the makers of this show were right on! 🤣

    • @Jackbarrany
      @Jackbarrany 8 місяців тому +3

      The business no longer exists now soo… oh what a loss.

    • @mattropolis99
      @mattropolis99 Місяць тому

      It’s true - the owners were bonkers typical portlanders like this, they did go out of business - just like the Red and Black cafe and all the other bonkers virtue signaling nutjobs that live here always do. Turns out being an insufferable idealistic douche is bad for business...

  • @michaelversace456
    @michaelversace456 2 роки тому +504

    The disturbing thing is that this is no longer a joke. This is actually a documentary on Portland.

    • @rolly1648
      @rolly1648 2 роки тому +34

      Lol you’re right. I wish it was still a joke. It’s crazy

    • @zachrobhan
      @zachrobhan 2 роки тому +25

      Just a lot more violent in real life.

    • @adam88721
      @adam88721 2 роки тому +25

      Yea, I can't believe how horribly real this is now.

    • @cyndykated358
      @cyndykated358 2 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @Mscldrew
      @Mscldrew 2 роки тому +21

      And Austin and San Francisco and any neighborhood in New York or Chicago with a cupcake store… the disease is spreading 😆

  • @tothelighthouse9843
    @tothelighthouse9843 2 роки тому +281

    Portlandia is evergreen--I clicked on a single tiny clip from Portlandia, after months of having forgotten about it, & it's as fresh & funny as ever. Portlandia never fails to deliver surreptitious laughs & hilarious deadpan performances. "God is in the details", & the Portlandia team tended to the comedy details like the most dedicated organic laugh farmers on earth.

    • @reptilianprincessdiary204
      @reptilianprincessdiary204 2 роки тому +8

      On first glance I took this to mean Evergreen college, WA… also true.

    • @JessJArt
      @JessJArt 2 роки тому +4

      This comment was so pretentious.

    • @BT-su1yf
      @BT-su1yf 2 роки тому +5

      Syrup-titious laughs

    • @sethrich5998
      @sethrich5998 11 місяців тому +1

      @@reptilianprincessdiary204 Definitely Evergreen College 😂

  • @coreofapples6843
    @coreofapples6843 5 років тому +301

    Just moved to Portland. A good chunk of people here would consider this hate speech - sad times

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 3 роки тому +52

      This isn't a comedy, it's a documentary that happens to be hilarious.

    • @funk3nst3in
      @funk3nst3in 3 роки тому +46

      fun fact: a good chunk of portlandians appreciate satire and well written comedy. literally no one would consider it "hate speech" as you so blithely put it

    • @MrsPhilosopher
      @MrsPhilosopher 3 роки тому +30

      @@funk3nst3in you clicked wrong video, this isn't the antifa propaganda channel.

    • @kris9074
      @kris9074 3 роки тому +56

      @@MrsPhilosopher it’s a sketch by Carrie Brownstein. One of the most leftist feminist comedians on the planet. You aren’t in the place you think you are…nearly everyone involved with portlandia is pro antifa. Interesting that you misinterpret lighthearted satire for disdain.

    • @Jmoneysmoothboy
      @Jmoneysmoothboy 3 роки тому +10

      @@funk3nst3in misleading advertising. that fact was not fun and you probably aren't either haha. Did you lecture everyone at the last party you were never invited to?

  • @kadreabrazil
    @kadreabrazil 2 роки тому +64

    Portlandia will always be a treasure trove favorite. After 10 years I’m still watching it every 6 months.

  • @russiannavy1108
    @russiannavy1108 2 роки тому +32

    This aged pricelessly.

  • @ChipCheerio
    @ChipCheerio Рік тому +58

    “He turned out to be a man because of the mustache, that was a giveaway. Even a woman cannot have a mustache that… thick.”
    In a skit full of amazingly funny lines this one held a special place in my heart.

    • @MsGnor
      @MsGnor Рік тому +1

      amazingly furry lines 🤣

  • @ccampbell02yt
    @ccampbell02yt Рік тому +14

    "Even a woman cannot have a mustache that, thick." HOW DARE THEY! lol

  • @gamesped4
    @gamesped4 2 роки тому +376

    Only 8 years ago this was a parody.

    • @prozacdick
      @prozacdick 2 роки тому +14

      and today it is a parody !

    • @Babesinthewood97
      @Babesinthewood97 2 роки тому +53

      Today it’s a documentary

    • @ramrodnj
      @ramrodnj 2 роки тому +20

      @@prozacdick today it’s news

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 2 роки тому +17

      ...and back then you weren't a literal devil for saying that "a woman can't have a mustache that thick"

    • @empyrionin
      @empyrionin 2 роки тому +11

      It's still a parody outside the US.

  • @pondmaker
    @pondmaker 6 років тому +740

    This is a real store in Portland called "In other words" that I went into and asked if Toni and Candice were working. They threw me out of the store and told me Fuck Portlandia! Oh well...

    • @musiquefrique
      @musiquefrique 3 роки тому +119

      WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.

    • @boop8621
      @boop8621 3 роки тому +25

      That is amazing

    • @funk3nst3in
      @funk3nst3in 3 роки тому +34

      wow thats aggressive

    • @budddees
      @budddees 3 роки тому +106

      It’s like a mark of pride to hate portlandia in Portland.

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 2 роки тому +76

      Isn't it closed now? They blamed toxic culture or whatever, but most likely they just didn't know how to run a business.

  • @shortshift327
    @shortshift327 2 роки тому +98

    This scene has never been more relevant than right now 2022.

  • @anglesmith4840
    @anglesmith4840 Місяць тому +15

    A joke 11 years ago. A reality today. Shows you how crazy people are these days.

  • @w0mblemania
    @w0mblemania Місяць тому +5

    Somehow, amazingly, even more relevant now than when it first aired.

  • @Babesinthewood97
    @Babesinthewood97 2 роки тому +135

    Wow. This truly aged well. Love it.

  • @sanfordcurtis8242
    @sanfordcurtis8242 Рік тому +16

    This was so far ahead of its time

  • @yomofo62
    @yomofo62 4 роки тому +87

    "I don't *need* a vagina pillow." [glances at Candace]
    Why does that glance crack me up?? 🤣😂

  • @PauleePessimist
    @PauleePessimist 7 років тому +165

    2:53 I'm proud of you, even though you're a man 😂😂😂

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 4 роки тому +15

      He can change that

    • @TheHulkbuster13
      @TheHulkbuster13 3 роки тому +6

      @@sexobscura and yet when trans are being talk about in regards of gender, they always say "he always was a man or she was always a woman"

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 3 роки тому +9

      @@TheHulkbuster13
      "but it doesn't have to stay that way"

    • @ddkillswitch
      @ddkillswitch Рік тому

      @@TheHulkbuster13 it’s meant to be a joke , it’s not reality

  • @Gwyllgi
    @Gwyllgi 2 роки тому +15

    The sound of the sip, swallow and clink of ice just add so much

  • @laurenbarber8579
    @laurenbarber8579 2 роки тому +29

    Okay I have only known Fred from SNL, and did not know that this show existed until now. I saw Fred with a wig on so I clicked. The actress here has incredible mannerisms, tone, and expression. I need more

    • @apitch85
      @apitch85 2 роки тому +6

      Oh my sweet summer child, welcome to Portland(ia)!
      And the woman is Carrie Brownstein, by the way. She's the co-creator and co-star in nearly every other skit alongside Fred.

    • @lukedixon2938
      @lukedixon2938 2 роки тому

      Get ready to be disappointed.

    • @ReubenWalton
      @ReubenWalton 2 роки тому +1

      @@lukedixon2938 what would be disappointing?

  • @wordswordswords8203
    @wordswordswords8203 2 роки тому +13

    "I don't know your gender, I don't know Candice's, I don't know mine..." LOL

  • @vinayseth5899
    @vinayseth5899 Рік тому +10

    "Unsweetened maple syrup" 🤣 Comedy gold!

    • @heucatia
      @heucatia 11 місяців тому +1

      Priceless! But my favorite one is when she says that she’s having her campuchoochoo tea! 😭 Caught me so off guard 😳😆 I use that one to this very day when I get myself a cuppa, just chillin with my campuchoochoo tea 😂

    • @vinayseth5899
      @vinayseth5899 11 місяців тому

      ​@@heucatia😂. What's unfortunate though is that this critique stands to this day. Plenty of these buffoons making important decisions in important places.

  • @auntielin31
    @auntielin31 4 місяці тому +23

    2024 anyone? How’d they know? 🙄

    • @chiefenumclaw7960
      @chiefenumclaw7960 Місяць тому +5

      How can we cancel them retroactively?

    • @Ajox191
      @Ajox191 6 днів тому

      It's only gonna get worse....

  • @cozzie2000
    @cozzie2000 11 років тому +95

    "I don't know my gender"
    lol

    • @jeffrobbins3378
      @jeffrobbins3378 6 років тому +2

      Future TV quiz show: What's My Gender?

  • @R.Omar82
    @R.Omar82 11 місяців тому +11

    Aged like fine wine 🍷 yesterday's satire is today's reality.

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 11 місяців тому +14

    I started to laugh several times before I was jolted back into the reality that people like this really exist.

  • @MSpeedThree
    @MSpeedThree Рік тому +539

    Crazy how quickly satire became reality.

    • @ddkillswitch
      @ddkillswitch Рік тому +96

      Go outside and meet people. No one is like this

    • @Name92391
      @Name92391 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ddkillswitchyou're so stupid plenty of moronic imbeciles like yourself are just like this . This is art imitating life dumb sh*t.. It's now become the culture in the west..bc of dumb af idiots like you saying it doesn't exist.. it's you that needs to travel out of your state..Do some traveling before you tell other people to "get out of their house and meet people" where do you live west Virginia you stupid f*ck.

    • @squeebbb
      @squeebbb Рік тому +33

      ​@@ddkillswitchThe corporations and educators you deal with are. Ask them.

    • @Dystopiaworld
      @Dystopiaworld Рік тому +11

      @@squeebbb the indoctrinators

    • @savsp8147
      @savsp8147 Рік тому +50

      last i checked it wasnt educators who were trying to push genital exams on child athletes

  • @touchofdumb
    @touchofdumb Рік тому +6

    10 yrs later and these are almost sacred ideas.
    To mock them is forbidden by many.
    Publicly question it and you might find yourself shouted down.
    And it is STILL my favorite skit of all time. After all the lunacy, these characters still kill me.

  • @tubbahubba
    @tubbahubba 2 роки тому +91

    I mean….im glad her son seems really well adjusted and a good father at least.

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 2 роки тому +18

      Amen! Maybe his dis******ing father had some good sense.

  • @aaronburns9538
    @aaronburns9538 2 роки тому +68

    Only 9 years ago this was comedy. Now its reality.

    • @alissam4296
      @alissam4296 Рік тому +2

      Right? Lmao I looked up this sketch to show one of my friends how prophetic this show was 😂scary.

    • @incredibleindigowaters
      @incredibleindigowaters Рік тому

      That’s cause all of this started on the west coast lol

    • @aaronburns9538
      @aaronburns9538 Рік тому

      @@incredibleindigowaters And east coast liberals ate it up, everyone wants to feel indignant, its an incredible high to feel righteous outrage,it blinds people.

    • @ddkillswitch
      @ddkillswitch Рік тому +1

      Never met anyone like this in my life … this is completely nonsense

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman Рік тому

      It was reality in Portland before 9 years ago.

  • @hootermang
    @hootermang 2 роки тому +119

    Crazy watching this in 2021. This stuff used to be a joke/funny

    • @jeffpetrie7744
      @jeffpetrie7744 2 роки тому +1

      Right. It never was funny, and today just slinks lower into criticism of people who are not cis hetero.

    • @xandercrews4729
      @xandercrews4729 2 роки тому +14

      @ Jeff Petrie don’t be such a bitch, Jesus Christ.

    • @pantallazopatucaso
      @pantallazopatucaso 2 роки тому +7

      @@jeffpetrie7744 i understand you, but this a parody of what conservative think of us, remember the actors here are progressive people and they support them, soo..

    • @jeffpetrie7744
      @jeffpetrie7744 2 роки тому

      @@pantallazopatucaso Then they should have known better than to disrespect LGBTQ people, hunh?

    • @pantallazopatucaso
      @pantallazopatucaso 2 роки тому

      @@jeffpetrie7744 k

  • @giorgiaalexanderactingothe1892
    @giorgiaalexanderactingothe1892 2 роки тому +19

    "I probably wont this late in the game"
    "I kept it fuzzy"
    "It's always something new with you, some new information!"

  • @mottedreissig7874
    @mottedreissig7874 6 років тому +69

    "Even a woman can't have a mustache that thick", ...

  • @Balthazar2242
    @Balthazar2242 2 роки тому +20

    What can one say about this skit. It holds a mirror up to the world.

  • @Landorulez
    @Landorulez 2 роки тому +47

    2013 - a ridiculous skit to laugh your ass off at
    2021 - a serious discussion that will get your ass canceled..

    • @JohnMichaelGonska
      @JohnMichaelGonska 2 роки тому +3

      This is what I was thinking. It’s more than a little mind blowing the social shift that has occurred. Fred Armison’s character is clearly the most “absurdly woke” character in the show and yet, that very character would get canceled today for saying “women can’t grow mustaches that thick”.

  • @youtubesketches110
    @youtubesketches110 2 роки тому +22

    This satire is awesome because many listeners know people who live and behave this way.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 2 роки тому +5

      And look what they done to the place lol.. ruined it

  • @nmania3
    @nmania3 11 років тому +59

    That is your father talking...that is your dissss....gusting father!

  • @Imnotplayinganymore
    @Imnotplayinganymore 2 роки тому +15

    I lived in Fairfax CA (Marin) for 8 years. Used to call it Fairfaxia. Every skit on Portlandia would transfer nicely.

    • @DreamseedVR
      @DreamseedVR 2 роки тому

      As someone who's been to both, I feel you. It's tru.

    • @ChicoEscuela
      @ChicoEscuela 2 роки тому +1

      Want to meet at Good Earth for some kambucha? We can talk new age gibberish and chew our words.

    • @tristantries9211
      @tristantries9211 2 роки тому

      I said the same when I lived in Richmond. Most artsy hipster cities in the US are represented by Portoandia

  • @sensunory
    @sensunory 7 років тому +63

    the sound effect when they are triggered is so cool haah

  • @jamesblunt6981
    @jamesblunt6981 2 роки тому +8

    Portlandia was ahead of it's time

  • @Professional_Nobody
    @Professional_Nobody 2 роки тому +89

    “I don’t know what a woman looks like.” This isn’t satire anymore.

    • @Lorvina1
      @Lorvina1 2 роки тому +4

      But we can "identify" as one.

    • @mingming-gi4de
      @mingming-gi4de 11 місяців тому

      ... you look like a whole keebler elf and not even a female one at that. Sit ALL the way down

    • @mingming-gi4de
      @mingming-gi4de 11 місяців тому

      and folks doing that affects you how? cope. @@Lorvina1

  • @SnakeWasRight
    @SnakeWasRight 7 років тому +194

    This literally is not exaggerated

    • @ddkillswitch
      @ddkillswitch Рік тому

      If you think this is anything like real life you need to get out more

    • @SnakeWasRight
      @SnakeWasRight Рік тому

      ​@@ddkillswitch "real life" is not like this. However, SJWs in real life are. Fortunately, they're pretty rare.

    • @mittenil2972
      @mittenil2972 Місяць тому

      ​@@ddkillswitchalways new information with you. Always some spin.

  • @dewilew2137
    @dewilew2137 2 роки тому +91

    unfortunately this isn't satire anymore.

    • @ritac7336
      @ritac7336 2 роки тому +5

      Lmfaooo which makes it even funnier

  • @aperson2943
    @aperson2943 Рік тому +5

    You see. It used to be the subject of comedy.

  • @intermsofart
    @intermsofart 11 років тому +34

    "I don't know what a woman looks like"

  • @CJ-ht4rf
    @CJ-ht4rf 6 місяців тому +3

    "Well that's one room"

  • @shamsi500
    @shamsi500 6 років тому +14

    always new information with you. LOL

  • @rjc63
    @rjc63 10 днів тому +1

    The most amusing thing is people like these two actually exist.

  • @eunicedetoiles9901
    @eunicedetoiles9901 2 роки тому +16

    I would not leave a baby with those two......😅🤣😂

  • @daniellogan3085
    @daniellogan3085 2 роки тому +16

    I’ve never watched this show but this is sooooooo spot on. I live in Austin, TX and this could be any store on S. Congress.

  • @greg.arious
    @greg.arious 7 років тому +19

    i freaking love this scene so much. I always watch it

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 3 роки тому +9

    sometimes i hear myself thinking, "my body, my voice; my alarm, my choice" lol

  • @garysimard5674
    @garysimard5674 8 років тому +166

    I'm sure this a satire of sorts but I honestly believe there are people like this out there driving their weird agenda. God help us all.

    • @SniffyPoo
      @SniffyPoo 8 років тому +24

      'agenda' == code for ideas you dont agree with

    • @garysimard5674
      @garysimard5674 8 років тому +42

      Nope, its an agenda, because you try to force it on other people. AGENDA!!!!

    • @toddspal
      @toddspal 8 років тому +23

      True. True. Nothing is scarier than a plainly labeled public bookstore catering to a certain niche that you are not at all forced to enter or even interact with. I can see why you need God to help you through such a terrible event.

    • @garysimard5674
      @garysimard5674 8 років тому +10

      Nope, you missed the point.

    • @toddspal
      @toddspal 8 років тому +13

      Nope. People who suggest that others have an "agenda" imply that somehow those lifestyles or opinions are forced on you. Please name for a me a time in your life that the choices of a strong feminist and/or lesbian had a direct effect on your lifestyle because of their choices?

  • @willowthorns
    @willowthorns Рік тому +6

    "I definitely kept it fuzzy as to what gender you are" Fred is no doubt a time traveler.

  • @rangerguy196
    @rangerguy196 3 роки тому +106

    This totally nails what Portland is like. 90% of people that live in the city limits of Portland are like these two women.

    • @sapitron
      @sapitron 2 роки тому +42

      Did you just..... assume their gender??

    • @throughthedin
      @throughthedin 2 роки тому +23

      Oh really, they're women? What are you, some kind of gender detective??

    • @Lorvina1
      @Lorvina1 2 роки тому +2

      *woman & *man

    • @BT-su1yf
      @BT-su1yf 2 роки тому +1

      Has the US really gotten that bad? I moved to Denmark 8 years ago and I only go back a couple times every year. The city I come back to isn’t so weird like this, but I haven’t been to any of the bigger cities on the coast in a while.

    • @BT-su1yf
      @BT-su1yf 2 роки тому +1

      @Milk Andhoney this whole brain disease that seems to be so contagious among certain groups of people, it's fuckin confusing to me. why did this shit pop up so fast? seems like it affects young people the most.

  • @mitchyoung8791
    @mitchyoung8791 6 років тому +82

    Five years ago this was satire, today it's the latest 'woke' wisdom.

    • @strenifstrecs2551
      @strenifstrecs2551 2 роки тому +4

      @mister kluge I don't know man. Every year gets a little closer.

    • @eliangonzales
      @eliangonzales 2 роки тому +1

      What, is mommy no longer cutting the crusts off your PBJ?

    • @ddkillswitch
      @ddkillswitch Рік тому

      No it’s not… none of this is real

  • @indiascarlett
    @indiascarlett 3 роки тому +17

    8 years later and people actually say this kind of stuff 😂

  • @kelvinbel8910
    @kelvinbel8910 Рік тому +3

    It's like listening to a conversation in Cambridge Massachusetts

  • @matheussouza1735
    @matheussouza1735 2 роки тому +250

    this is like the closest US humor will ever get to UK humor

    • @katsarm6068
      @katsarm6068 2 роки тому +49

      Can’t people let something be satire without mentioning “British humor”? Jesus

    • @matheussouza1735
      @matheussouza1735 2 роки тому +24

      @@katsarm6068 have you watched US humor? it's all about farts and sex. of course we're gonna commend UK humor. it's so clever and dry.

    • @katsarm6068
      @katsarm6068 2 роки тому +34

      @@matheussouza1735 idk I just don’t like categorizing a nation of individuals with a plethora of unique backgrounds and senses of humor into one group but you do you mate

    • @matheussouza1735
      @matheussouza1735 2 роки тому +4

      @@katsarm6068 😂😂😂 go off. keep on teaching & preaching

    • @AmandaFromWisconsin
      @AmandaFromWisconsin 2 роки тому +20

      @@matheussouza1735 " it's all about farts and sex." No, it's not.

  • @jonathanstark7118
    @jonathanstark7118 11 місяців тому +6

    This aged well

  • @conservativemama3437
    @conservativemama3437 19 днів тому +6

    Back when even leftists understood the insanity and hilarity of “gender” being different from your sex. Ah, the good old days.

  • @chanayehudis5529
    @chanayehudis5529 2 роки тому +18

    This is literally not satire. This is now. We are living this. 😳😳😳

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 2 роки тому +3

      I know, it's madness and it's tolerated. I believe there is some organization behind this relentless pursuit of idiocy and their goal is the collapse of western culture.
      But who they are and why they want such a goal is beyond me.

    • @AmandaFromWisconsin
      @AmandaFromWisconsin 2 роки тому

      @@donmiller2908 Why would that be their goal?

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 2 роки тому +1

      @@AmandaFromWisconsin - Like I said, I don't know. Maybe to advance communism? Or socialism?

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 2 роки тому +1

      @E L I guess I used the wrong phrase. Maybe not Western Culture, but Western Civilization? That form of Government started by the Greeks and Romans? You know, the United States was originally set up as a Constitutional Republic. A form of government in which officials are elected by citizens to lead them as directed by their country’s Constitution. Anymore though we're seeing an Oligarchy, a country ruled by a few individuals or groups, like powerful wealthy families, or powerful Corporations that are slowly but surely eroding our rights. One example would be the patriot act. It was initially enacted under the guise of "fighting terrorism" but it's curtailed a lot of rights people used to have. For example, courts used to require a warrant to tap your phone or intercept your e-mail. But because of the Patriot Act, you just need to be labeled as a "person of interest" or "suspected terrorist" and a warrant isn't required.

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 2 роки тому +1

      @E L It's hard to explain because I'm not a professional writer. But what it has to do with the clip is the way the people running the store are talking, the ideas they're spewing as if they're sane, rational and expected to be accepted. This is happening everywhere and no one questions it, everyone tolerates it. It's just a general feeling that ideas are being slowly introduced by the entertainment industry, media organizations and institutes of higher learning with the purpose of undermining traditional values. Society has changed drastically since I was a kid and it can't be argued that the changes have been for the better. Maybe I have paranoid delusions and need help, I don't know. I just feel there are elements, I'll call them, that are trying to bring about change that isn't improving the country. For example, when I was a kid going to school, whether it was 1st grade or 12th, it was unheard of for a kid to bring a gun to school, this just didn't happen. It was unheard of for a kid to get into a physical altercation with a teacher. It was unheard of to have cops walking the halls. It was unheard of for kids to have to go through checkpoints that had metal detectors. It was unheard of to have kids going from class to class, not as students, but as dealers selling whatever the flavor of the month was. I'm not saying this occurs in every school, I'm saying that it didn't occur in ANY school when I was a kid. No one can argue that this change is for the better, yet it's tolerated. The school situation is just one example of society falling apart in my opinion, there are others, and it's all being tolerated like this is the way things are supposed to be.

  • @Larkham99
    @Larkham99 11 місяців тому +5

    how is this 10 years old???? so accurate..

  • @spenx09
    @spenx09 2 роки тому +7

    It's how everyone keeps speaking softly for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @erikam5866
    @erikam5866 9 років тому +37

    "was einstein a man or a woman?"

  • @zorob5
    @zorob5 2 роки тому +2

    "I don't know what a women looks like"... funny how this is very real.

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 Рік тому +3

    best skit, from one of the best comedy shows ever. prescient dialogue

  • @duckspinach
    @duckspinach 2 роки тому +2

    way ahead of its time

  • @edvardferand9934
    @edvardferand9934 2 роки тому +24

    That momentary flashback of his childhood is hilarious. 2:21

  • @NN57143
    @NN57143 7 місяців тому +5

    Unbelievable prescience.

  • @thomasolson1154
    @thomasolson1154 Рік тому +14

    "I'm proud of you even if you're a man" I live near Seattle and have met so many single moms who are not that far off from this skit who then get confused when there son ends up suicidal or with a drug habit.

  • @PamMargolis
    @PamMargolis 11 років тому +34

    I don't think I would leave the baby with them!

  • @RamAlambaDingDong
    @RamAlambaDingDong Місяць тому +4

    a time traveler must've went back over 11 yrs ago to give Portlandia content

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 2 роки тому +2

    lol, "it's sort of unsweetened maple syrup."

  • @ZaynneThaWook
    @ZaynneThaWook 9 місяців тому +3

    Unsweetened maple syrup 😭

  • @theharbingerofconflation
    @theharbingerofconflation 7 років тому +39

    once upon a time this was a parody

  • @user-hp9xs1tu9l
    @user-hp9xs1tu9l 8 місяців тому +5

    They'd be cancelled into oblivion for this now. Amazing it's still allowed on You Tube.

  • @loulie1997
    @loulie1997 6 років тому +11

    "Candace you didn't say anything"
    "I diiiiiiiiid......"

  • @sparkyvandamproductions8577
    @sparkyvandamproductions8577 6 років тому +16

    "well i've actually used those as shoes"

  • @rtl6398
    @rtl6398 6 років тому +50

    Remember 5 years ago when this was funny and not hate speech? Times were good then.

  • @musiquefrique
    @musiquefrique 6 років тому +7

    I love that this guy has his own show now!!