Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh | Phone Wallet Keys Official Music Video [HD] | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @romeowhiskey2759
    @romeowhiskey2759 4 роки тому +1207

    "Now I need four things, bitch please" gets me every time haha

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 роки тому +46

      "too much shit that's five fuckin things" gets me 😂

    • @TallDocK
      @TallDocK Рік тому +2

      Me, too. Timing is perfect!

    • @simbaisenigma
      @simbaisenigma Рік тому +6

      I’m like a walking lost and found is where i usually laugh out loud

    • @larkincoolwell8883
      @larkincoolwell8883 Рік тому +1

      💯😂😂😂

    • @tammyhayes6920
      @tammyhayes6920 Рік тому +5

      This comment section is making me happy 😂😂

  • @SuperSara924
    @SuperSara924 5 років тому +1631

    I start singing this to myself whenever I go out now, I can’t be the only one

    • @OoMistiqueoO
      @OoMistiqueoO 4 роки тому +21

      I catch my husband doing the same thing 🤣

    • @Swimmer218
      @Swimmer218 3 роки тому +8

      You definitely aren't. Lol

    • @makimaistrash
      @makimaistrash 3 роки тому +27

      I have ADHD and this song saved my life lmaoo

    • @SquareboxplayzOfficial
      @SquareboxplayzOfficial 3 роки тому +10

      Me too 😆 always. Its become my checklist. Phone, wallet, keys... Glasses. Lol

    • @jkjknothereiretired
      @jkjknothereiretired 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, randomly through the house.🤣🤣

  • @JamesSmith-cs2pb
    @JamesSmith-cs2pb 4 роки тому +495

    Best line was "my pocket knife, OH FUCK I forgot my wife". That one had me weak 🤣😂

    • @TheIrek666
      @TheIrek666 2 роки тому +5

      I love his delivery of that line

    • @MikePaul1
      @MikePaul1 2 роки тому +4

      "God damn!"

    • @romeowhiskey2759
      @romeowhiskey2759 Місяць тому

      @@MikePaul1 the way he slips the "god damn" in is perfect.

  • @esthercourson610
    @esthercourson610 5 років тому +3295

    For being a comedy song adam has killer flow, he should do a rap album.

    • @ball-se6gu
      @ball-se6gu 5 років тому +97

      One of the most talented men of all time

    • @esthercourson610
      @esthercourson610 5 років тому +82

      I grew up with adam, hes still great despite people who say hes not funny anymore.

    • @whYLiE09
      @whYLiE09 5 років тому +26

      He already made an album

    • @esthercourson610
      @esthercourson610 5 років тому +6

      @@whYLiE09 really? Gotta check that out.

    • @whYLiE09
      @whYLiE09 5 років тому +18

      @@esthercourson610 they are from a long time ago. I think they're called "stan and Judy's kid" and "they're all gonna laugh at you" are his albums

  • @GoPro
    @GoPro 6 років тому +2765

    GoPro before wife. 🏆#Priorities

    • @khanti1031
      @khanti1031 6 років тому

      Haha nice .. wish I had one 😅

    • @JihuRamen
      @JihuRamen 6 років тому +30

      I got neither.😥

    • @Johnnyguaposti
      @Johnnyguaposti 6 років тому +15

      in the beat of the song "GoPro before wife bro"

    • @taravevante496
      @taravevante496 6 років тому

      Wish I had a go pro

    • @mattloi9693
      @mattloi9693 6 років тому +6

      THAT'S THE BEST COMMENT EVER HAHA WISH I HAD A GO PRO

  • @ahmedhathoutt
    @ahmedhathoutt 4 роки тому +1010

    I live for the "Sandman, you need tons of shit" part

  • @kasraekbatani7666
    @kasraekbatani7666 6 років тому +3805

    Please someone explain why this so song is do damn addictive

    • @DavidTa2
      @DavidTa2 5 років тому +145

      phone
      wallet
      keys

    • @chefwama_mama
      @chefwama_mama 5 років тому +87

      Since I heard this when it came out on Netflix, I think of it each time I leave my apartment. It just starts playing in my head

    • @jmb72390
      @jmb72390 5 років тому +55

      Because this actually makes sense

    • @briandcarey3110
      @briandcarey3110 5 років тому +29

      It rhyme's and it's funny

    • @aubreyonaellis5236
      @aubreyonaellis5236 5 років тому +34

      The reason why its so addictive is because its ADAM SANDLER! lol whenever I leave for work I playback this song in my head to make sure I have everything I need. Phone, wallet, keys, I forgot my wife. LOL

  • @RobertIDK
    @RobertIDK 6 років тому +296

    This special blew me away. The whole thing is so easily accessible but yet constantly surprising. Hilarious and enjoyable throughout. 😁👍

  • @truthsmiles
    @truthsmiles 11 місяців тому +49

    It’s been years since I first saw this but I still sing “Phone, Wallet, Keys” every time I leave my house :)

    • @Kimlorraineee
      @Kimlorraineee 10 місяців тому +2

      Same. Had to revisit the video just
      cause it’s too good lol

    • @robjgolde3221
      @robjgolde3221 Місяць тому +1

      Same here! We’ll be leaving to go somewhere and my wife will be like “do you have everything?” And without skipping a beat I check my pockets and say “phone, wallet, keys.”

  • @coll4455
    @coll4455 6 років тому +327

    Watching this Netflix special was like being reunited with an old friend! Love the sandman

  • @Failedprodegy42
    @Failedprodegy42 6 років тому +715

    So glad to see him going back to his roots. Definitely watching this!

    • @blasphemer1992
      @blasphemer1992 6 років тому +6

      Totally worth a watch!

    • @vast4756
      @vast4756 6 років тому +1

      Justin Marshall yeah I highly doubt he’s ever even heard that horrible song lol

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 6 років тому

      @@djspencer57 this is not a rip off, It's a satire.

    • @triptown6107
      @triptown6107 6 років тому

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    • @Dr4gonDr0p
      @Dr4gonDr0p 6 років тому

      Watched it. Funniest show I have ever seen. No exaggeration!! Heart warming too ❤️

  • @celestenguyen8656
    @celestenguyen8656 Рік тому +49

    5 years later his special is still funny as ever !

  • @bjhe333
    @bjhe333 6 років тому +312

    Wow. Just wow. My wife and I just watched this entire movie/stand up compilation on Netflix. This is the best of Sandler. We were both laughing until we cried and than crying until we laughed. Great job Mr sandler.

  • @focushdtv1651
    @focushdtv1651 6 років тому +376

    "Everytime time I leave it's like I'm camping" 😂😂😂

    • @skkbeez7671
      @skkbeez7671 5 років тому +15

      I'm like a walking lost & found.

    • @Joobs0917
      @Joobs0917 4 роки тому +1

      Literally scrolled past this comment as he was singing the line

    • @dannythered23
      @dannythered23 8 місяців тому +1

      That last verse was straight bars 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @crystalesterline3409
    @crystalesterline3409 4 роки тому +22

    Adam Sandler just gets better and better over the years. Seen him in person and he is still so humble when most celebrities are high on themselves. Love you Adam, never change!!!!!

  • @anthonypineno963
    @anthonypineno963 5 років тому +969

    The way he subtlety laughs at his own joke makes me know that he think this shit is hilarious as well

    • @simplistic._.muffin
      @simplistic._.muffin 4 роки тому +19

      Anthony pineno the “master lock on my front door” he just starts to laugh and that bit makes me laugh more XD

    • @gopackgo2507
      @gopackgo2507 2 роки тому +1

      you cant decide for yourself if its funny?

    • @slothenberry9691
      @slothenberry9691 2 роки тому +10

      If you can’t laugh at your own jokes then they aren’t funny enough

    • @sgaidola76
      @sgaidola76 2 роки тому +2

      That’s what makes it more funny when he laughs. 😂

    • @ravensmallwood4258
      @ravensmallwood4258 Рік тому +1

      765 likes. Now I’m satisfied

  • @scottatlas7359
    @scottatlas7359 5 років тому +228

    "My Notebook, My Go Pro
    My Vape pen, my Crossbow"
    Shit that's me

  • @augustadams5006
    @augustadams5006 2 роки тому +243

    I sing this everyday before leaving the house

    • @albertolosi9341
      @albertolosi9341 Рік тому +2

      Me too..and i live in Italy

    • @TallDocK
      @TallDocK Рік тому +4

      @@albertolosi9341 Most useful rap ever.

    • @ANDCFC95
      @ANDCFC95 Рік тому +1

      Helps me a lot

    • @andriapage9905
      @andriapage9905 Рік тому +2

      Omg! I love it! Same here! My daughter and I sing it before we leave the house all the time 🤣😂👍🏻

    • @TallDocK
      @TallDocK Рік тому +2

      @@andriapage9905 Teach your children well.

  • @gowiththeflo59
    @gowiththeflo59 6 років тому +2695

    Glad there are some comedians that still know how to make people laugh about something other than politics.

    • @strawboyhawkins3
      @strawboyhawkins3 6 років тому +4

      what comedian

    • @mumble97
      @mumble97 6 років тому +101

      @@strawboyhawkins3 By definition he is a comedian. Whether you think he is a good one or not is irrelevant to the fact that he is a comedian.

    • @RyanKWilliamson
      @RyanKWilliamson 6 років тому +60

      Yep, politics and race is way too easy and boring / simple.

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 6 років тому +19

      @@merlinthegray Have you seen an actual comedian lately? A lot of comedy is the comedian making fun of their own race/gender etc it's all getting boring. I don't particularly find Adam Sandler funny, but this got me laughing.

    • @TheNakedSpaceMan
      @TheNakedSpaceMan 6 років тому +17

      Tell Trump to stop giving such easy material then.

  • @sungyultaylor1354
    @sungyultaylor1354 6 років тому +467

    DUDE. Adam Sandler has a flow and everything. That rapping was DAMN GOOD. And even better, this is VINTAGE SANDLER COMEDY from the 90's. Been 20 years man but damn, this is hilarious! And btw, Sandler's rap was better than 95% of the music they play today.

    • @Leafyypnw
      @Leafyypnw 6 років тому +1

      You know why? Because David olivas came out with this song December 2015 and this is a complete rip off. Look it up, he's a great rapper and you'll recognize it immediately

    • @dfranklin1975
      @dfranklin1975 6 років тому +12

      @@Leafyypnw Doesn't matter, much like Weird Al Yankovich, this is a parody covered under Fair Use. David Olivas says he's "exploring his options" but he doesn't have any, he's not gonna get shit.

    • @robardian3697
      @robardian3697 6 років тому +8

      @@Leafyypnw people parody all the time. People just hate it when the parody makes more money than the original.

    • @chay1048
      @chay1048 6 років тому +1

      He's always been a musical genius

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 6 років тому +5

      The original song is shit. Adam's parody is da bomb tho

  • @dwightshrute1202
    @dwightshrute1202 5 років тому +4995

    The 1.6k dislikes are people who forgot their phone,wallet, and keys.

    • @simplistic._.muffin
      @simplistic._.muffin 4 роки тому +28

      Dwight Shrute Just wanna say I love your profile

    • @tonyhodgin1158
      @tonyhodgin1158 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂

    • @chaudcola
      @chaudcola 4 роки тому +6

      Yesss 😅😂

    • @CoachRicardoFranco
      @CoachRicardoFranco 4 роки тому +7

      Lmfao

    • @TinaGloria2012
      @TinaGloria2012 4 роки тому +10

      I agree with you whole heartdly. Because Sandman is amazing. I watched this whole special and I'm sitting here wanting to watch it again.

  • @BayAreaLakers
    @BayAreaLakers 3 роки тому +80

    This song literally plays in my head every morning to make sure I've gotten everything before I head out. lol

  • @psyismylife
    @psyismylife 6 років тому +608

    the flow is actually genius.....

    • @Leafyypnw
      @Leafyypnw 6 років тому +7

      Because a genius came out with the song in 2015, and his name is David Olivas. Adam Sandlers writers didn't credit the original artist before they stole it for their parody.
      If anyone needs all the links ua-cam.com/video/AaUqHhZYqZA/v-deo.html December 2015 original
      ua-cam.com/video/E3z6EzZgHrE/v-deo.html April 2018 remix
      ua-cam.com/video/e9N6_Tj9u2U/v-deo.html Adam's October 2018 version

    • @bobsaget985
      @bobsaget985 6 років тому +25

      @@Leafyypnw Who cares my dude lol

    • @psyismylife
      @psyismylife 6 років тому +14

      +mmhotcakes16 cool story bro

    • @tylerabbott1944
      @tylerabbott1944 6 років тому +40

      mmhotcakes16 nah. Titles are close. Songs are completely different. Different lyrics, different beat, different flow. I’m sure David Olivas isn’t the only person in the world that uses phone, wallet, and keys. I say it everyday before I leave to make sure I have everything. Nobody copyrighted that trash.

    • @jayhartRIC
      @jayhartRIC 6 років тому +5

      @@tylerabbott1944 I say keys, wallet, phone

  • @PiperSings
    @PiperSings 5 років тому +206

    That moment when you realize Adam Sandler is better than most of everything you're hearing on the radio lol

  • @MrBrillyant90
    @MrBrillyant90 6 років тому +475

    That shit was actually good asf

  • @InfraBren
    @InfraBren 6 років тому +1464

    Sandman the GOAT!

    • @7rueop1n1on5
      @7rueop1n1on5 6 років тому +5

      I can not see you, come closer

    • @jjf3934
      @jjf3934 6 років тому +17

      Micah Mcgaffin Adam Sandler is the first thing in the title why click if you feel that way

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 років тому +2

      Word he’s a hero to every white high school drop out

    • @sSTaGGeR_NiCeLy
      @sSTaGGeR_NiCeLy 6 років тому +3

      @@jjf3934 Right, wtf. Sounds like someone else is a bit moronic. Here's lookin' at you michaela

    • @johnshadoe
      @johnshadoe 6 років тому

      Come back on UA-cam.

  • @sebastianandersson6892
    @sebastianandersson6892 2 роки тому +11

    I watched this three years ago. And ever since, I’ve used this fool proof mantra. Thank you Adam. You have no idea the amount of value this video brought me

  • @bloodwinewithfruit
    @bloodwinewithfruit 6 років тому +307

    Adam Sandler killed it!!!! He’s the man!!! LOLLL Im laughing so hard hahhahaah

    • @Veganarchy-Zetetic
      @Veganarchy-Zetetic 6 років тому

      @@djspencer57
      I thought it was a spoof.

    • @bjhe333
      @bjhe333 6 років тому +3

      Watch the entire set on Netflix
      Awesome.

    • @ADDwithJTC
      @ADDwithJTC 6 років тому +1

      And David Olivas remixed it and added weed at the end of phone, wallet, keys. Both suck. Adam Sandler crushed both versions. I love how dumb people say this is a ripoff. It's a parody like Weird AL did with American Pie and Star wars. And no, the original people who did this song won't get shit because nothing was ripped off. It was just made better and made fun of with completely different lyrics. Adam Sandler didn't put this on a record label. It was part of a comedy stand up.

  • @ok1moretime
    @ok1moretime 7 місяців тому +12

    What a song. What a rap. Pure bliss every time I hear this.

  • @selectahhrecords
    @selectahhrecords 7 місяців тому +95

    Still listening to this in 2024

    • @anitaofcake
      @anitaofcake 6 місяців тому +1

      I only just found this nugget of gold, so good! 😂

    • @sammyrizzo1199
      @sammyrizzo1199 6 місяців тому +2

      Lmao yup. It pops in my head out of nowhere.

    • @TranquilLyric
      @TranquilLyric 5 місяців тому +1

      Whenever I leave my house I check those 3 things 😂

    • @TheWeirdoWaffl3
      @TheWeirdoWaffl3 5 місяців тому +1

      My brother showed this song to me a couple weeks ago, safe to say it’s one of my favorites now

    • @melissaminor4006
      @melissaminor4006 5 місяців тому +2

      Classic

  • @EskimoFettXXI
    @EskimoFettXXI 6 років тому +3052

    One of the rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss

    • @freedomforall2924
      @freedomforall2924 6 років тому +34

      ..its cause Sandman got a shampoo bottle he could throw at Em. Em dont want that shit. 😂

    • @th3ydlaughter442
      @th3ydlaughter442 6 років тому +6

      No Eminem would win and why would adam Sandler rap go after the rap "god"

    • @mfs2736
      @mfs2736 6 років тому +21

      @@j_williams5076 those stands don't understand the word "joke". Lol

    • @robbiebowman3640
      @robbiebowman3640 6 років тому +4

      @@th3ydlaughter442 there is only a hand full of people you can say is better then em. And they still would be wrong

    • @NotJustTJ
      @NotJustTJ 6 років тому +6

      @@th3ydlaughter442 thelaughter that you didn't get

  • @tomokoofficial
    @tomokoofficial 6 років тому +487

    He is a true genius. His entire Netflix standup was hilarious. WHO IN THE HELL GIVING THUMBS DOWN WTF???

    • @TohtoriT
      @TohtoriT 6 років тому +9

      MGK and few other mumblers, i guess.

    • @vincentheineman5662
      @vincentheineman5662 6 років тому +6

      Ppl with ears, eyes and either a love for music and/or comedy.

    • @vincentheineman5662
      @vincentheineman5662 6 років тому

      Try some of this: ua-cam.com/video/p3kmskPxqqI/v-deo.html

    • @jaredbrady5566
      @jaredbrady5566 6 років тому +6

      @@vincentheineman5662 Trevor fucking Noah??? 😂😂😂

    • @scottleighton9149
      @scottleighton9149 6 років тому +10

      @@vincentheineman5662 bro are you serious? TREVOR NOAH. Ive never laughed at anything hes done and he was a terrible pick for replacing Jon Stewart.

  • @ChristianHernandez-yb5qc
    @ChristianHernandez-yb5qc 4 роки тому +1265

    2018: Phone Wallet Keys
    2020: Phone Wallet Keys Mask

    • @Cruxow
      @Cruxow 4 роки тому +14

      2021: Phone Wallet Keys and also GUN

    • @JohnDoeL337
      @JohnDoeL337 4 роки тому +3

      sunglasses, headphones

    • @D3ad1nside
      @D3ad1nside 4 роки тому +9

      @@JohnDoeL337 that's six things, bitch please

    • @penguinqueen421
      @penguinqueen421 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @drippedtipz
      @drippedtipz 4 роки тому +7

      And hand sanitizer 🙄

  • @megustale69
    @megustale69 6 років тому +293

    this was surprisingly entertaining haha

    • @LuxFerre21
      @LuxFerre21 6 років тому

      Yes there are a lot of "entertaining" shit in netflix

    • @7rueop1n1on5
      @7rueop1n1on5 6 років тому

      Why was it surprising?

    • @megustale69
      @megustale69 6 років тому +3

      7rue Op1n1on because in recent years he kind of fell off from what he used to be. still love him though

    • @7rueop1n1on5
      @7rueop1n1on5 6 років тому +4

      @@megustale69 Think so? Other than Punch Drunk Love, and Sandy Wexler, I've loved all of his movies.

    • @sunflowersinherhair5067
      @sunflowersinherhair5067 6 років тому +3

      @@7rueop1n1on5 I agree. I have always loved him, he is one of my favorites.

  • @chikowashere
    @chikowashere 6 років тому +996

    I don't care what people say, I still love him and his movies

    • @alexteeter5195
      @alexteeter5195 5 років тому +8

      So do i

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 5 років тому +10

      All of them?!

    • @chikowashere
      @chikowashere 5 років тому +9

      @@FrancoisDressler I find them all funny in some way.

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 4 роки тому +17

      @@FrancoisDressler I enjoy them for what they are, most of the time just silly films to sit back to, and Grown ups is one of my fav films.

    • @Jynxxy13ravedoll
      @Jynxxy13ravedoll 4 роки тому +9

      Wedding singer is probably my favorite movie of all time, fight me. I also really love water boy.

  • @crybaby373
    @crybaby373 4 роки тому +24

    Can we all recognise one second how amazing he is in Uncut Gems??
    And yes I listen to this awesome track EVERY DAY

  • @victorhughes8251
    @victorhughes8251 6 років тому +129

    This was awesome. Was good to see the Sandman back

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 років тому

      Victor Hughes People who say sandman are usually no better then Juggalos, ICP fans

    • @victorhughes8251
      @victorhughes8251 6 років тому

      @@johnsreactions6658 not really sure how you went from Adam Sandler to the Insane Clown Posse but okay. I'm a fan of your shoes by the way.

    • @becominglessofmyself7032
      @becominglessofmyself7032 6 років тому

      @@johnsreactions6658 I usually see poonjobs in gas stations

    • @victorhughes8251
      @victorhughes8251 6 років тому

      @@johnsreactions6658 way to go shit on the working class bro. You sir are a great example of mankind.

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 років тому

      Victor Hughes I’m only shitting on the “ working class” white guys who support Sandler and ICP
      But thanks for twisting my words around

  • @KEVIN_GABOR
    @KEVIN_GABOR 6 років тому +344

    1:52 ”They’re beats by DRE”

    • @Matthew.Wade27
      @Matthew.Wade27 6 років тому +31

      Kevin Gabor that’s one of my favorite lines as well. Along with, “Sandman, you need tons of shit.”

    • @krissy7342
      @krissy7342 5 років тому +4

      I like “Phone, phone, phone”

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 років тому

      *_whispers in mic_*

  • @evamocha2611
    @evamocha2611 5 років тому +12

    Brilliant! My husband and I had to watch this twice because we laughed so hard the first time that we missed a few parts. That's good comedy!

  • @pedsterr43v
    @pedsterr43v 6 років тому +621

    Oh shit it’s Adam Sandler from the early 90s.

    • @mrcuddles2199
      @mrcuddles2199 6 років тому +18

      This is up there with piece of shit car

    • @Agent0range9
      @Agent0range9 6 років тому +10

      At a medium pace was always my favorite

    • @patricksnavely7506
      @patricksnavely7506 6 років тому +14

      Good stuff. Negative comments are probably from asshats that weren't even around in the 90s all they know is Grownups 1 and 2

    • @bjhe333
      @bjhe333 6 років тому +2

      No he was good then and now he is a legend.

    • @RiZenAsH
      @RiZenAsH 6 років тому

      Toll booth Willie was the best

  • @metallicalover7
    @metallicalover7 5 років тому +79

    I absolutely cannot get "phone wallet keys" out of my head

  • @miamimagicians
    @miamimagicians 8 місяців тому +6

    One of the greatest comedy sets of all time ever thank God he did it live

  • @peterquill24
    @peterquill24 6 років тому +5

    Easily one of the greatest comedy specials I’ve ever seen. I laughed, then cried, then cried laughing. Amazing.
    Sandman = 🐐

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 6 років тому +259

    *You just got*
    *_SANDOOZLED_*

    • @ToothlessVie
      @ToothlessVie 5 років тому

      Hannah Apex shit

    • @ST4LE939
      @ST4LE939 5 років тому +2

      Fabian Zen no dumbass it’s something adam Sandler says at the end of the vid

    • @amandaplatz9514
      @amandaplatz9514 3 роки тому

      I passed over this comment as he said it. 😂

  • @Daiimeex
    @Daiimeex 7 місяців тому +7

    "too much shit thats five fucking things" killls me

  • @Schitzor
    @Schitzor 6 років тому +1448

    I watched this on my phone...
    on the toilet.

    • @tomashotarek9363
      @tomashotarek9363 6 років тому +33

      i watched this on my wallet

    • @MistyJ84
      @MistyJ84 6 років тому +14

      Strange. Me 2

    • @Schitzor
      @Schitzor 5 років тому

      @Devian Stephens Why? xd

    • @jLenger1
      @jLenger1 5 років тому +2

      Dude same. I searched for specifically to watch on the toilet.

    • @stickydriftz
      @stickydriftz 5 років тому +1

      TOD cz 😂

  • @arce1love
    @arce1love 6 років тому +2361

    Better than 95% of the rappers now.

    • @max_x2
      @max_x2 6 років тому +47

      I've been listening to rap for about 20 years, and I approve of this message.

    • @chadg839
      @chadg839 6 років тому +17

      Yeah bro, 90s was when rap was the shit man, oh my god bro, today’s rap is full of clowns am I right? Bro I wish I could go back to the 90s with my game boy instead of a fucking iPhone bro, the world has gone to shit!

    • @kayfier5103
      @kayfier5103 6 років тому +3

      Im surprised this comment isnt highlighted..

    • @atl5557
      @atl5557 6 років тому +4

      Yeah that’s not true at all, you don’t even listen to rap

    • @N02tradamus
      @N02tradamus 6 років тому

      @@atl5557 Sandler's rap is shit

  • @AuroraDAmicoMusic
    @AuroraDAmicoMusic 5 років тому +30

    This song is a masterpiece. I love him so much haha

  • @TheBalls2thewalls
    @TheBalls2thewalls 5 років тому +22

    This netflix special is honestly amazing, totally took me by surprise how much i laughed and enjoyed it. Old school Sandler!

  • @Psychonut
    @Psychonut 11 місяців тому +4

    Damn the end got me as I’m sitting on the toilet watching on my phone😂

  • @ivana_cruz
    @ivana_cruz 4 роки тому +268

    HONESTLY, this song has saved me so many days from forgetting either my phone, my wallet of my keys. Now I just add, “face mask” at the end 🤓

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 6 років тому +161

    That was an elaborate poop joke.

  • @shriazhennessey6297
    @shriazhennessey6297 6 років тому +70

    Adam Sandler killed it 😀

  • @taylerjaye
    @taylerjaye 2 місяці тому +3

    Since this came out I have sung this every day before leaving my house “phone, wallet, keys 🎶 “

  • @emerald9380
    @emerald9380 6 років тому +186

    My dad sent me this because he always asks if he is forgetting something before we leave and I always say wallet, phone, and keys.

    • @mauromedrado993
      @mauromedrado993 6 років тому +4

      Alika JacksonBergin phone, wallet, keys***

    • @emerald9380
      @emerald9380 6 років тому +2

      @@mauromedrado993 Yeah but id ng usually say it in a different order

    • @GPS08
      @GPS08 6 років тому +3

      @@mauromedrado993 - Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys*******

    • @yami-kay9099
      @yami-kay9099 6 років тому +2

      I actually tell myself those same 3 too. I think thats what makes this so funny. We all do this

    • @kyliepollert8341
      @kyliepollert8341 6 років тому +1

      I always remember my phone, but I don't have a wallet and keys!

  • @pablitod8532
    @pablitod8532 6 років тому +53

    Ain't got no luggage just my phone wallet and my keys 🤣

    •  6 років тому

      yeah

  • @beauty-mj5fz
    @beauty-mj5fz 2 роки тому +6

    Adam sandler will never get old to me! Hes awesome! He makes me laugh when i feel i need something to laugh about! He is a comedy legend!

  • @morrisonkey9490
    @morrisonkey9490 5 років тому +111

    Dude! I have been singing a song for years as a joke with the same exact melody... in the order "Keys Wallet Phone ... I never leave my home... without my .... keys wallet phone". My friends always told me I had terrible "Dad humor" and I lost my shit when I heard this and realized they are right! Love it!

    • @cjw8773
      @cjw8773 5 років тому +1

      Morrison Key fr it’s so weird when u make a joke and a comedian says something similar 😂

    • @jackskellington4198
      @jackskellington4198 5 років тому

      Lol xD

  • @MennoY0uTube
    @MennoY0uTube 6 років тому +654

    I'm here for the comments saying he's better than 95% of nowadays rappers.

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 6 років тому +23

      It's because it is.

    • @RonnieJamesDio666
      @RonnieJamesDio666 6 років тому +12

      Except he is 😂 A joke on a standup comedy skit is better than any rapper today

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 6 років тому +1

      MennoY0uTube he’s better then 100%

    • @atl5557
      @atl5557 6 років тому +3

      Those comments are coming from white people who don’t even know what rap is

    • @atl5557
      @atl5557 6 років тому +4

      The Reef Boy stop with the bullshit you know damn well both the shit you just said isn’t truth. Get your ignorant ass on, name the rappers you claim have aids and smell like wet towels, because I doubt you ever met one.

  • @Rtemmy3
    @Rtemmy3 4 роки тому +7

    1:46 HE WENT IN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦾💯

  • @Jledwig
    @Jledwig 6 років тому +130

    This shit is awesome! Finally some classic Adam Sandler

  • @vincentkariuki4227
    @vincentkariuki4227 6 років тому +115

    Sandler's got some bars men 😂😂😂

    • @renemartinez2744
      @renemartinez2744 6 років тому +4

      Any decent comedian can have bars but, Adam Sandler is nuclear 💯

    • @tylerabbott1944
      @tylerabbott1944 6 років тому +1

      anthony delpriore definitely not stolen from that pile of shit

  • @nickh6677
    @nickh6677 2 роки тому +14

    This shit goes harder than most of the new crap nowadays. Had to come back and give it a listen again. 🎶

  • @TheDragonstorm1993YT
    @TheDragonstorm1993YT 6 років тому +332

    Still better than most people on the radio today tbh

    • @veolouxx
      @veolouxx 6 років тому

      *insert everyone on the radio here*

    • @devinmccurry1160
      @devinmccurry1160 6 років тому +1

      Yeah this is pretty much rap today anyway lol

    • @TitaniaIsNotHappy
      @TitaniaIsNotHappy 6 років тому

      oh boy here we go..

    • @aleckol5468
      @aleckol5468 6 років тому

      Devin Mccurry it’s not like rap today ... this of Adam sandler was alright ... but everyone got there opinion...

    • @devinmccurry1160
      @devinmccurry1160 6 років тому

      @@aleckol5468 its pretty much the same ot very similar to what raps sounds like today, exept with a little bit hardly more bars

  • @aldrianvillarin1020
    @aldrianvillarin1020 6 років тому +65

    Ive watch the full special.. the sandman is back. Cant stop laughing.!

  • @Nandezaron
    @Nandezaron 3 місяці тому +2

    I haven't forgotten my phone, wallet, nor keys since this dropped.

  • @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
    @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX 6 років тому +19

    I've missed him doing music. I've been wishing for him to drop another album.

  • @EBThisThat
    @EBThisThat 5 років тому +5

    Best part of the concert. I lost it ! Still laughing my tuchus off.

  • @Mattwiistand
    @Mattwiistand 4 роки тому +7

    How did I not know this exsisted. God it’s everything I love about Adam Sandler

    • @TESSPianoCover
      @TESSPianoCover 4 роки тому

      GenericUA-camr1234 100%Fresh❤️❤️❤️❤️Bahahaha😂😂😂ua-cam.com/video/kRxb6RKZRPY/v-deo.html my celebration in him lol

  • @reivaxodalager6770
    @reivaxodalager6770 6 років тому +5

    [Intro]
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Here we go again
    Come on
    [Verse 1]
    I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
    Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
    Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
    Got my credit cards in my wallet
    Got my phone you can call it
    Master lock on my front door
    That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for
    My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys
    Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys
    [Verse 2]
    If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
    If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
    If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
    If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
    If I'm at that daddy daughter dance
    My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
    I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies
    And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys
    I rode on up to the airport
    Lady asked for my passport
    Fuck, okay
    [Verse 3]
    Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Now I need four things, bitch please
    Phone, wallet, passport, keys
    I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
    The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her
    We went up 30 thousand feet
    I reclined my fuckin' seat
    'Bout to watch a movie, stop
    I forgot my laptop
    Motherfucker, damnit
    [Verse 4]
    Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Too much shit that's five fuckin' things
    Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
    I'm swingin' my shit all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
    I'm caryin' so much shit I got a hernia, hernia
    No place to put it, what should I do?
    Probably should take my iPad too
    What the fuck else did I forget?
    (Sandman you need tons of shit)
    [Bridge]
    My tick tacs, my back pack
    My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
    My sun glasses, my hairspray
    My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
    My notebook, my GoPro
    My vape pen, my crossbow
    My toothpick, my pocketknife
    Oh fuck, I forgot my wife
    [Chorus]
    (Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
    (Phone, wallet, keys)
    It used to be so easy
    With my phone, wallet, and keysy
    Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
    (Phone, wallet, keys)
    It used to be a breezy
    With my phone, wallet, and keysy
    [Verse 5]
    My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'
    Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'
    I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found
    You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone
    (Phone, phone, phone) yeah
    (Phone, phone, phone)
    Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone
    (Phone, phone, phone) yeah
    (Phone, phone, phone)
    Yeah I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet

  • @johnnyleah7589
    @johnnyleah7589 5 років тому +5

    I’ve been a Sandler fan from the beginning and I’m so glad he’s back!

  • @lindsm01
    @lindsm01 2 місяці тому +1

    My husband always forget something and I had a check list for him, the essentials if you will. They were the top 3: his keys, wallet and phone. I found this song on my youtube shorts and wow! Now I sing it nearly every time we leave the house "Phone, wallet, keys!" This song has easily become almost a daily use for us! Thank you Adam, thank you.

  • @joekerr2348
    @joekerr2348 6 років тому +21

    Sandler went back to his roots. Alot if his best work came from his standup and comedy albums. Alot of which he performed on SNL when he was a cast member.

  • @BrandonRiott
    @BrandonRiott 6 років тому +139

    funniest thing Adam Sandler's made since 2002, its awesome haha..

    • @traseeh
      @traseeh 5 років тому +2

      Actually just Jack & Jill was pure crap. The other movies were okay :)

    • @dannykaragic8856
      @dannykaragic8856 5 років тому +3

      Why does everyone hate. That's my boy. Longest yard. And just go with it were fire films

    • @adrianluca4984
      @adrianluca4984 5 років тому

      Danny Karagic just go with it is probably my favorite Sandler movie after wedding singer.

    • @adrianluca4984
      @adrianluca4984 4 роки тому

      995sean happy Gilmore is good, it doesn’t make me laugh out loud every time like just go with it though.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 4 роки тому

      Bitches be forgetting the Water Boy?

  • @redneckrambo9626
    @redneckrambo9626 Рік тому +8

    4 years later, I've still never left the house having forgotten my phone, wallet, keys.
    Just sing it as you leave

  • @SuperBananaPowa
    @SuperBananaPowa 5 років тому +35

    Thats the best thing ive heared in my life

  • @Flick550
    @Flick550 Рік тому +13

    I still sing this to myself when I leave my house or work. Gotta make sure I grabbed my phone, wallet, keys

  • @emilybattle4790
    @emilybattle4790 8 місяців тому +2

    Probably the best thing he's put out

  • @davekindelberger4146
    @davekindelberger4146 6 років тому +9

    Old school Adam is back. He hasnt missed a beat.

  • @crmlaf14
    @crmlaf14 6 років тому +43

    Lmfao that last part with him sayin about the toilet I’m legit dancin in the toilet while listening to this xD

  • @sinipapaydin8825
    @sinipapaydin8825 3 місяці тому +2

    What a masterpiece thank you sandman

  • @dysmissme7343
    @dysmissme7343 6 років тому +7

    This makes me so happy- every time 😍😄😄

  • @hk4lyfe59
    @hk4lyfe59 5 років тому +44

    I usually blast this track on high with the windows down as I slowly roll through Compton.

  • @C.M.RainBowA.8.
    @C.M.RainBowA.8. Рік тому +1

    You have no idea how helpful this has been having it programmed in my head. Thank you Adam ❤

  • @greatestking14
    @greatestking14 6 років тому +29

    🤦OMG WTF Adam spitting tho 😂 😂😂

  • @SpeakerOfWords
    @SpeakerOfWords 11 місяців тому +4

    This has no reason but every reason to go so hard!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

  • @janeyp.1070
    @janeyp.1070 4 роки тому +1

    I love you so much Adam Sandler! Been Movie bingeing all your movies this quarantine🧡 I wish you are immortal huhu

  • @LOGANPRODZ232
    @LOGANPRODZ232 10 місяців тому +6

    i am dead💀🤣 "now i forgot my wife"

  • @sarahwegelin3509
    @sarahwegelin3509 5 років тому +370

    My 5 year old just asked "How is he going to survive with just his phone, wallet, keys and no food?" He also needs a lunch box!!

  • @andyalcaraz9552
    @andyalcaraz9552 2 місяці тому +1

    Sandler saved me so much grief..now I never forget my phone wallet keys!

  • @ike7701
    @ike7701 5 років тому +88

    The dislikes are mumble rappers and their fans xD

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 4 роки тому

      Or the 'rappers' that don't actually sing, they just speak the song.

  • @cobra3392
    @cobra3392 3 роки тому +8

    Year and a half later and still singing this to myself as I go anywhere lmfao

  • @bobhardcore6707
    @bobhardcore6707 8 місяців тому +2

    ADAM SANDLER IS THE BEST ACTOR EVER

  • @waltzy9110
    @waltzy9110 4 роки тому +14

    0:19 the guy in the front doin hand motions is my gym teacher>

  • @blakeelawsonn
    @blakeelawsonn 5 років тому +9

    I’ve probably listened to this song about 30 times and I can never leave the house without singing it. Then it’s stuck in my head allll day.

  • @YoungTS1984
    @YoungTS1984 11 місяців тому +3

    Mad I'm watching this on the toilet 😅😅😅

  • @BigBossSnakeTV
    @BigBossSnakeTV 6 років тому +5

    Ain’t going to lie this be jamming as I am cracking up!
    ✌🏼😂✋🏼

  • @DCFale
    @DCFale 11 місяців тому +3

    Taking my phone wallet key crap up 😂😂😂😂 just do you❤❤😂😂😂

  • @LeslieDanielle-wz3iz
    @LeslieDanielle-wz3iz Рік тому

    This has saved me so many times! Love you Sandman!! Love your heart!!

  • @baZe_lit
    @baZe_lit 6 років тому +13

    Get the phone wallet keys don't leave without it please! 😸