"Protect Kat's booty, thats our priority"
Pongsifu - 2020
Lol I read that as "Protect Kat's booty, that's our property"
"Say nothing if you like gay sex"
*everyone immediately goes quiet*
Me: "Ah, I see, so they're THAT kind of friend group"
"Why don't we have military armor like this?"
Because one of those suits costs as much as a Space Frigate.
@@connormcmillan6761 All of noble team was just a mere thousands meters from a nuclear blast the size of a city (glassing beam) a normal human would have a lot of problems whit that much radiation in some time, while they just got their energy shields down for some time, but while it was reloading she could die very easy to high penetration weapons, just like when she dies.
Just have that in mind smh
Man, it sure looks fun to have friends
Listen. We all can’t possibly play solo if there’s 63 of us loners, right? Right?
We appreciate both the THICC and the THIRST...
So this is why Kat has a separate dormitory from the rest of the squad.
I pick the female model to play as for the smaller hitbox, I swear.
Well, I mean, model is smaller, but people who don't know the hit box thing will think the hit box is smaller, meaning they take less shots than they should
We didn't get Crysis female nanosuit but then Bungie came to the rescue.
"Why are they green"
"Because you have nightvision on."
"Hmmmm."
"I think your supposed to be clearing the landing zone, but your both on the wrong side of the helicopter" that part killed me😂😂😂😂
"It's just a sausage fest now!"
*immediately swaps Noble Six's gender to female*
Now it's a snatch fest.
yall call kat thicc yet jorge is just chilling there with the maximum setting of thicc
Emile wandering around at the end was just icing on the cake
The code vein video was about Hentai and it's art nothing perverted about art
Edit : Kat comes back in Avengers Endgame
Honestly to this day i still think the “I’m ready, how about you” line is one of the best lines in any game
IM SO GLAD YOUR CHANNEL IS GETTING BIGGER. I’ve been here for a while and I’m loving the increase in content :D
Edit: the addition of friends is nice too
Somethin on alex is getting bigger in this vid if you know what i mean
Kat and George's deaths were the only ones that made me burst in tears.
This game was good, the best part was the co-op campaign. My friend was struck down by an elite and i thought he died irl. His scream sounded so real lol.
5:56 I remember trying to get through this one specific room on solo legendary difficulty when I was ten ... it took two day irl to get through.
Thanks for the PTSD, halo reach is great!
I just completed reach for the first time this week and in my opinion exodus is the hardest level (btw I did legendary with GBP & IWHBYD)
I watch this having just finished halo reach for the first time roughly 30ish minutes ago. I knew what was coming. I’d seen the video essays, the cutscene movies, the gameplay, all of it. Still, watching my character die still made me feel sad and empty
"Why don't we have armor like this yet?"
Actually some people have developed heavy armor based off of the halo games but if I remember correctly the military considers it too expensive to actually put into production.
Well I mean in lore that armor costs as much as a Frigate Class warship. Like the Savanna if you need clarification. They are powered by a small nuclear reactor on the back.
It also has a fundamental problem: It provides the biggest advantage in a situation it's worthless in. How can that be? Best place to have full armor is urban warfare. But the weight of every viable heavy suit put before the military so far is such that floors would collapse under them, meaning you basically can't use them in urban warfare. We need some lighter materials, or tougher building standards.
@@lordtritus2261 I know that its practically a joke how much the military spends but what I'm talking about is that it would be very expensive per set of armor, and to arm that many soldiers with it they considered the cost too high
Its all fun and giggles now but man, when I completed reach first time it really broke my heart.
You know, it's actually canon that Noble 6 stares at people for uncomfortably long periods of times.
Therefore the beginning of the video could also be canon.
Honestly, it was the most depressing Halo game, but also one of the most badass ones out there. The sacrifices of Noble Team truly gave humanity its last hope in the war against the Covenant and set the course for Master Chief’s story.
The Original and Vastly Superior ‘Rogue One’.
As a Star Wars fan, I completely agree. When I heard about R1, I knew it was a Halo Reach story, and I was so hype for it. Still a great movie imo.
Glad I’m not the only to realize the thiccness that is The Reach Spartans!
The Caboose is in the Front
Me: *remembers why caboose from red vs blue can’t be the team leader*
@@TheLawnMowingMan
Not just Sheila, but with his own stupid mistake in turning friendly fire on
7:38 That's Actually How Grunts Used To Talk
Halo reach was my childhood, so seeing you flop with the skulls brings me immense joy
1:51 i lost it at this part
All the forklift memes are coming back to me. Those were some truly glorious times weren't they?
Really enjoy watching your channel grow man keep it up. Love your content 🔥
1:21
This is, in most literature, referred to as "foreshadowing"
Absolutely loving the content Pong, keep it up!!!!
Holy shit almost 100k already?! Dude, congrats!
An average at best ladder I didn’t realize how big of a jump he made! I’m super happy. He deserves the attention
@@rorydelangel9613 Yeah, 2019 was a huge year for his channel, it's been really cool to watch it grow!
6:07 That was a cool Max Payne reference
12:48 I appreciate the TFS reference my man
I recently discoved your chanel and man, you are the best chanel i have ever find randomly on youtube! All the videos you make made me smile and laught a lot! thanks and please continue doing this great job!
6:06 Good old Max Payne, this cracked me up
Your content just getting better and better everytime 👍
The video itself is pure comedy gold, but the outro absolutely killed me!
This is too funny.
Can’t tell you how happy I am I found this channel, you are one funny clever man
Plz post more!! Also you are at 80k+ more followers ahead then when I first came here. CRAZY GROWTH!
Pongsifu? More like American SovietWomble. Well played friend, well played.
Notice me Pongsifu senpai
I enjoy your content more than i expected.
Knew this dude would start to blow up with these beautiful critiques of the female form
Your videos are so good XD I love them
An upload from Pongsifu? My body is ready.
I love the old egoraptor reference in the beginning
i’m pretty sure in the lore it’s explained that emile puts a scratch on his helmet for each confirmed Covie kill after his brother was killed in the spartan program. the scratches also do not hinder his vision since spartan visors were designed and programmed to not be affected by any exterior damage unless it penetrates the visor. so emile actually still has the same FOV as he would have without the scratches
12:53
“He didn’t even see it”
*IM DEAD LMAO FCWDFKNYGUEYUGNK*
This game brings back my best and greatest memories of this game and my childhood from halo reach
Coming back to this video to say congrats on 100k my friend. ;)
I love reaches campaign so much
1:40 That is some mad foreshadowing.
Friend recently made me play this game with him. I can relate to all those goofy situations all too well 😂
best Saturday ever, I was feeling down cus I just got dmc5 and it broke but this is making me feel better
You are my favorite content creator! I wish you would upload more frequently
By the way Emile can see perfectly, the visor doesn’t do much to his vision as they use a display and cameras
3:05 AFTER 9 FUCKING YEARS IVE FOUND THE MISSION
Dont know why But this guy is the most Legendary editor.ive seen
This video is great, I like it. ANOTHER !!!
I remember......nights like this with the bois. A single tear i shed in memory of the good old days 😔. Goddamit its enough to make me cry
7:41 almost choked on my damn food seeing this
I like how you picked one of the hardest missions in the game to do LASO
Other Games: Are Glitchy Messes
Me: Yeah those games suck
Halo Series: A Horrendously Glitchy Clusterfuck
Me: I look back fondly on each and every playthrough of the Franchise 😭😭😭
Calling the original triology a Horrendous glitchy clusterfuck is too much tho
Peter horrendously Glitchy. Nothing horrendous or horrible about the game, which was amazing.
The reason the Reach title screen is so bright is because of the glory of the game, it melts your eyes out from the glory
The end of Reach straight up made me cry, ngl-
The grunts anytime anyone does anything:
“So we some kinda, suicide squad?
Lmao, remember when Kat took a needle through the skull? Good times. Good times.
I just stumbled upon this channel today I think I’ll stay.
Editing on point
Just started watching you recently, awesome content also keep being thirsty lmao
If you listen closely, Kat says “go easy” at 0:30. 😂
All skulls on for 1 mission....the hardest mission to do Laso.....how on fucking brand
O classic that has made me cry multiple times and it’s always good seeing a old game
It’s good to see halo back in the feed :)
This game made my childhood feel like the happiest days of my life
I need more of this please
Amazing video. Super funny
5:56 funniest part
12:10 love the eurobeat cruel angel's thesis
That slap and spy death scream was so funny
I actually like kat as a character, both her death and Jorge's death hit me fucking hard, first time a game made me cry to be honest
The whole intro is the reason why I subbed.
I felt this on a spiritual level
Was that the old snuggie commercial at 0:46 ??? I haven't seen that in years yet I think I recognized it in an instant
The reach campain is so fam good. Oh and the God dam Kat joke got me, was too soon 🤣🤣🤣
Gimme these videos
I can not help it that I am a connoisseur of the female form.
God damn she thicc
Pongsifu you are not a pervert you are the waifu killer collector 169😂😂😂👌💯
I cannot help but use your vids to fuck with my friends.
You just like the good stuff, can't be helped
Your a man of culture and people cant help it