Halo Reach Broke Our Hearts

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @Pongsifu
    @Pongsifu  4 роки тому +4468

    I can not help it that I am a connoisseur of the female form.

    • @kd7087
      @kd7087 4 роки тому +168

      God damn she thicc

    • @kikhiithekhajiit8770
      @kikhiithekhajiit8770 4 роки тому +115

      Pongsifu you are not a pervert you are the waifu killer collector 169😂😂😂👌💯

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 4 роки тому +39

      I cannot help but use your vids to fuck with my friends.

    • @radpunk5144
      @radpunk5144 4 роки тому +49

      You just like the good stuff, can't be helped

    • @genericname2593
      @genericname2593 4 роки тому +50

      Your a man of culture and people cant help it

  • @zah2220
    @zah2220 4 роки тому +2929

    "Protect Kat's booty, thats our priority"
    Pongsifu - 2020

  • @marcodragon4995
    @marcodragon4995 4 роки тому +2170

    "Say nothing if you like gay sex"
    *everyone immediately goes quiet*
    Me: "Ah, I see, so they're THAT kind of friend group"

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 4 роки тому +2489

    "Why don't we have military armor like this?"
    Because one of those suits costs as much as a Space Frigate.

    • @milk1472
      @milk1472 4 роки тому +220

      I didn't know we had space frigates

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 4 роки тому +138

      @@milk1472 shhhh

    • @connormcmillan6761
      @connormcmillan6761 4 роки тому +208

      Can’t stop one fuckin headshot tho

    • @thetrustyscavenger
      @thetrustyscavenger 4 роки тому +23

      @@milk1472 Do not ask questions when you wont receive awnsers.

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 4 роки тому +151

      @@connormcmillan6761 All of noble team was just a mere thousands meters from a nuclear blast the size of a city (glassing beam) a normal human would have a lot of problems whit that much radiation in some time, while they just got their energy shields down for some time, but while it was reloading she could die very easy to high penetration weapons, just like when she dies.
      Just have that in mind smh

  • @itsallgoodman8867
    @itsallgoodman8867 4 роки тому +3399

    Man, it sure looks fun to have friends

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction 4 роки тому +92

      36 friends agree

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 4 роки тому +81

      Listen. We all can’t possibly play solo if there’s 63 of us loners, right? Right?

    • @KaptainKommissar
      @KaptainKommissar 4 роки тому +9

      I know, right

    • @Antics456
      @Antics456 4 роки тому +27

      its just youtube acting

    • @aklein24
      @aklein24 4 роки тому +11

      I'll be your friend

  • @moe6466
    @moe6466 4 роки тому +4454

    You skipping jorges death and keeping kats physically hurt me

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  4 роки тому +1351

      Whoever was lead that day skipped the cutscene...

    • @milk1472
      @milk1472 4 роки тому +712

      Jorge was definitely thicker too. He was so thick, with a heart as thick to match. Rip

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction 4 роки тому +133

      @@Pongsifu it hurts too much to watch real time

    • @Kablekuro
      @Kablekuro 4 роки тому +12

      Same

    • @krish0092
      @krish0092 4 роки тому +37

      @Pongsifu Tbh I was kinda pissed when you skipped Jorge’s death

  • @12345678900987659101
    @12345678900987659101 4 роки тому +1120

    So this is why Kat has a separate dormitory from the rest of the squad.

  • @xYamakaze
    @xYamakaze 4 роки тому +3855

    I pick the female model to play as for the smaller hitbox, I swear.

    • @angelsilva7207
      @angelsilva7207 4 роки тому +53

      BroMcMrChairJr Is that really a thing?

    • @seanjohnson5706
      @seanjohnson5706 4 роки тому +73

      That doesn't work

    • @xYamakaze
      @xYamakaze 4 роки тому +424

      @@seanjohnson5706 No man it does bro I swear I'm not a pervert.

    • @benatrix7965
      @benatrix7965 4 роки тому +68

      Dont know bro you lookin kinda sus tho 😳

    • @cdhr6743
      @cdhr6743 4 роки тому +35

      Well, I mean, model is smaller, but people who don't know the hit box thing will think the hit box is smaller, meaning they take less shots than they should

  • @twobrothersstreamstuff3248
    @twobrothersstreamstuff3248 4 роки тому +538

    We appreciate both the THICC and the THIRST...

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow 4 роки тому +430

    We didn't get Crysis female nanosuit but then Bungie came to the rescue.

    • @danielazimoh274
      @danielazimoh274 4 роки тому +16

      Warface my guy

    • @DeltaCressida
      @DeltaCressida 4 роки тому +28

      Holy hell imagine a female nanosuit....

    • @SaberInferno
      @SaberInferno 3 роки тому +4

      @@DeltaCressida Russian Badger Warface videos, your wish is granted.

  • @affectedleech47
    @affectedleech47 4 роки тому +170

    3:53 D-Day Invasion 1944 Colorized

  • @gamer65688
    @gamer65688 4 роки тому +428

    That Kat cutscene was *mind-blowing*

  • @spectralknight7142
    @spectralknight7142 4 роки тому +240

    Pongsifu: falls in love with Kat
    Me: oh no

  • @microjacket8903
    @microjacket8903 3 роки тому +54

    "Why are they green"
    "Because you have nightvision on."
    "Hmmmm."

  • @raydenrecollet4125
    @raydenrecollet4125 4 роки тому +147

    "I think your supposed to be clearing the landing zone, but your both on the wrong side of the helicopter" that part killed me😂😂😂😂

  • @ne3333t
    @ne3333t 4 роки тому +71

    5:58 I love the use of that spy scream.

  • @lewhanwen4302
    @lewhanwen4302 4 роки тому +554

    "It's just a sausage fest now!"
    *immediately swaps Noble Six's gender to female*
    Now it's a snatch fest.

  • @Patrick-pg2wz
    @Patrick-pg2wz 4 роки тому +316

    IM SO GLAD YOUR CHANNEL IS GETTING BIGGER. I’ve been here for a while and I’m loving the increase in content :D
    Edit: the addition of friends is nice too

  • @noxystem0404
    @noxystem0404 4 роки тому +46

    Emile wandering around at the end was just icing on the cake

  • @razorionxvii638
    @razorionxvii638 3 роки тому +23

    This game was good, the best part was the co-op campaign. My friend was struck down by an elite and i thought he died irl. His scream sounded so real lol.

  • @SlippinAndDippin
    @SlippinAndDippin 3 роки тому +24

    Honestly to this day i still think the “I’m ready, how about you” line is one of the best lines in any game

  • @hungjurysr425
    @hungjurysr425 3 роки тому +17

    I watch this having just finished halo reach for the first time roughly 30ish minutes ago. I knew what was coming. I’d seen the video essays, the cutscene movies, the gameplay, all of it. Still, watching my character die still made me feel sad and empty

  • @nulls5408
    @nulls5408 3 роки тому +38

    5:56 I remember trying to get through this one specific room on solo legendary difficulty when I was ten ... it took two day irl to get through.
    Thanks for the PTSD, halo reach is great!

    • @randroid1019
      @randroid1019 3 роки тому +4

      I just completed reach for the first time this week and in my opinion exodus is the hardest level (btw I did legendary with GBP & IWHBYD)

    • @Remnant197
      @Remnant197 2 роки тому +2

      I'm playing Reach on Legendary right now and I hate brutes. Simply put

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 3 роки тому +23

    Kat and George's deaths were the only ones that made me burst in tears.

  • @YayalovesHannoi4Life
    @YayalovesHannoi4Life 4 роки тому +27

    Its all fun and giggles now but man, when I completed reach first time it really broke my heart.

  • @dastemplar9681
    @dastemplar9681 3 роки тому +26

    Honestly, it was the most depressing Halo game, but also one of the most badass ones out there. The sacrifices of Noble Team truly gave humanity its last hope in the war against the Covenant and set the course for Master Chief’s story.
    The Original and Vastly Superior ‘Rogue One’.

    • @ArcNine9Angel
      @ArcNine9Angel Рік тому +1

      As a Star Wars fan, I completely agree. When I heard about R1, I knew it was a Halo Reach story, and I was so hype for it. Still a great movie imo.

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 4 роки тому +29

    The Caboose is in the Front
    Me: *remembers why caboose from red vs blue can’t be the team leader*

    • @christopherwilliams3548
      @christopherwilliams3548 3 роки тому +1

      Oh god I remember it

    • @TheLawnMowingMan
      @TheLawnMowingMan 3 роки тому +3

      HE KILLED CHURCH WITH A TANK, BUT NOT JUST ANY TANK, IT WAS SHEILA

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheLawnMowingMan
      Not just Sheila, but with his own stupid mistake in turning friendly fire on

  • @ZyroShadowPony
    @ZyroShadowPony 4 роки тому +38

    Legendary skulls on. All of them.
    LASO alarm?

  • @TheCindering
    @TheCindering 4 роки тому +61

    "Why don't we have armor like this yet?"
    Actually some people have developed heavy armor based off of the halo games but if I remember correctly the military considers it too expensive to actually put into production.

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 4 роки тому +2

      Oh...that's pretty cool actually...kinda sad tho

    • @michaelmatson7004
      @michaelmatson7004 4 роки тому +7

      Well I mean in lore that armor costs as much as a Frigate Class warship. Like the Savanna if you need clarification. They are powered by a small nuclear reactor on the back.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 роки тому +9

      It also has a fundamental problem: It provides the biggest advantage in a situation it's worthless in. How can that be? Best place to have full armor is urban warfare. But the weight of every viable heavy suit put before the military so far is such that floors would collapse under them, meaning you basically can't use them in urban warfare. We need some lighter materials, or tougher building standards.

    • @lordtritus2261
      @lordtritus2261 3 роки тому

      "too expensive" lol

    • @TheCindering
      @TheCindering 3 роки тому +6

      @@lordtritus2261 I know that its practically a joke how much the military spends but what I'm talking about is that it would be very expensive per set of armor, and to arm that many soldiers with it they considered the cost too high

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +9

    Halo reach was my childhood, so seeing you flop with the skulls brings me immense joy

  • @RACk1979
    @RACk1979 4 роки тому +16

    Glad I’m not the only to realize the thiccness that is The Reach Spartans!

  • @thatguywasonyoutube79
    @thatguywasonyoutube79 Рік тому +5

    You know, it's actually canon that Noble 6 stares at people for uncomfortably long periods of times.
    Therefore the beginning of the video could also be canon.

  • @daltonjames8815
    @daltonjames8815 4 роки тому +10

    I remember......nights like this with the bois. A single tear i shed in memory of the good old days 😔. Goddamit its enough to make me cry

  • @romanempire3506
    @romanempire3506 3 роки тому +7

    7:38 That's Actually How Grunts Used To Talk

  • @Fdal0214
    @Fdal0214 4 роки тому +45

    1:57 omfg wat the fuck? lul

  • @Anddud
    @Anddud 3 роки тому +3

    This game brings back my best and greatest memories of this game and my childhood from halo reach

  • @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx
    @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx 4 роки тому +9

    All the forklift memes are coming back to me. Those were some truly glorious times weren't they?

  • @waitinginqueue
    @waitinginqueue 3 роки тому +2

    i’m pretty sure in the lore it’s explained that emile puts a scratch on his helmet for each confirmed Covie kill after his brother was killed in the spartan program. the scratches also do not hinder his vision since spartan visors were designed and programmed to not be affected by any exterior damage unless it penetrates the visor. so emile actually still has the same FOV as he would have without the scratches

    • @PinguTheGamer
      @PinguTheGamer 10 місяців тому

      he got blasted in the face by a chain gun

  • @joshuakincaid8238
    @joshuakincaid8238 Рік тому +4

    The master chief you know i had to do it to them meme photo at 0:10 seconds is literally my xbox profile picture.

  • @rubenrodriguez3164
    @rubenrodriguez3164 4 роки тому +2

    Plz post more!! Also you are at 80k+ more followers ahead then when I first came here. CRAZY GROWTH!

  • @mr.spaghettiarms1473
    @mr.spaghettiarms1473 4 роки тому +14

    Knew this dude would start to blow up with these beautiful critiques of the female form

  • @endo4137
    @endo4137 4 роки тому +20

    6:07 ah yes, the Max Payne ytp.
    Good stuff

  • @Bluefrtjerk
    @Bluefrtjerk 4 роки тому +4

    Can’t tell you how happy I am I found this channel, you are one funny clever man

  • @skyehimalaya8047
    @skyehimalaya8047 4 роки тому +6

    1:21
    This is, in most literature, referred to as "foreshadowing"

  • @skurtov
    @skurtov 4 роки тому +6

    An upload from Pongsifu? My body is ready.

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna 2 роки тому +1

    1:24 "Too late, Covenant. I have become forklift certified!"

  • @strikereurekamk5.931
    @strikereurekamk5.931 Рік тому +2

    Dont know why But this guy is the most Legendary editor.ive seen

  • @itsraginnathan4984
    @itsraginnathan4984 9 місяців тому +3

    All skulls on for 1 mission....the hardest mission to do Laso.....how on fucking brand

  • @gianluccafiorioliveira6063
    @gianluccafiorioliveira6063 4 роки тому +2

    I recently discoved your chanel and man, you are the best chanel i have ever find randomly on youtube! All the videos you make made me smile and laught a lot! thanks and please continue doing this great job!

  • @Kodaiva
    @Kodaiva 4 роки тому +5

    By the way Emile can see perfectly, the visor doesn’t do much to his vision as they use a display and cameras

  • @TruthBeTolled
    @TruthBeTolled 3 роки тому +8

    1:51 i lost it at this part

  • @OGslays
    @OGslays 2 роки тому +2

    I love the old egoraptor reference in the beginning

  • @NIL_1107
    @NIL_1107 4 роки тому +2

    The end of Reach straight up made me cry, ngl-

  • @jarosawsaby2186
    @jarosawsaby2186 4 роки тому +11

    Friend recently made me play this game with him. I can relate to all those goofy situations all too well 😂

  • @morrohd9055
    @morrohd9055 3 роки тому +5

    The video itself is pure comedy gold, but the outro absolutely killed me!
    This is too funny.

  • @penilewrinkle69240
    @penilewrinkle69240 4 роки тому +3

    Really enjoy watching your channel grow man keep it up. Love your content 🔥

  • @codyyoung5946
    @codyyoung5946 4 роки тому +2

    The reason the Reach title screen is so bright is because of the glory of the game, it melts your eyes out from the glory

  • @123bambam4
    @123bambam4 4 роки тому +37

    Pongsifu? More like American SovietWomble. Well played friend, well played.

  • @JanJansen985
    @JanJansen985 4 роки тому +4

    best Saturday ever, I was feeling down cus I just got dmc5 and it broke but this is making me feel better

  • @napoleon4153
    @napoleon4153 4 роки тому +5

    Your content just getting better and better everytime 👍

  • @approximatelyme3260
    @approximatelyme3260 4 роки тому +6

    12:48 I appreciate the TFS reference my man

  • @stupudlargewolf
    @stupudlargewolf 4 роки тому +63

    yall call kat thicc yet jorge is just chilling there with the maximum setting of thicc

  • @DeadBatteryRed
    @DeadBatteryRed 4 роки тому +2

    I just stumbled upon this channel today I think I’ll stay.

  • @formulaone1
    @formulaone1 4 роки тому +3

    I like how you picked one of the hardest missions in the game to do LASO

  • @Jebus53
    @Jebus53 4 роки тому +2

    5:55 "Bring it on sword bitch"
    *gets destroyed 😂🤣

  • @The_Malcontented
    @The_Malcontented 21 день тому +1

    One of his friends randomly in the middle of the battle being like "guys I got a forklift!" SENT me

  • @sayaka1408
    @sayaka1408 3 роки тому +3

    6:07 That was a cool Max Payne reference

  • @hezakighamorgan9974
    @hezakighamorgan9974 3 роки тому +3

    1:40 That is some mad foreshadowing.

  • @dignusdingus3709
    @dignusdingus3709 4 роки тому +7

    6:06 Good old Max Payne, this cracked me up

  • @okcool5967
    @okcool5967 4 роки тому

    O classic that has made me cry multiple times and it’s always good seeing a old game

  • @christophergill9825
    @christophergill9825 4 роки тому +3

    Absolutely loving the content Pong, keep it up!!!!

  • @Itamar536.
    @Itamar536. 4 роки тому +3

    You are my favorite content creator! I wish you would upload more frequently

  • @Maggbba
    @Maggbba 4 роки тому +4

    I enjoy your content more than i expected.

  • @KungFuKennyK
    @KungFuKennyK 4 роки тому +62

    Notice me Pongsifu senpai

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 роки тому +7

    5:52 “I’ll be Obama lonesome”
    -UA-cam captions, 2020

    • @genrali
      @genrali 7 місяців тому

      - UA-cam captions, 2024

  • @07jjmusic
    @07jjmusic 2 роки тому +2

    Dude, the voice actress for kat though.

  • @sosigakaweinerman869
    @sosigakaweinerman869 3 роки тому +2

    Reach didn't just break my heart.. It broke *me.*

  • @frozenred3491
    @frozenred3491 3 роки тому +1

    12:10 love the eurobeat cruel angel's thesis

  • @Anddud
    @Anddud 3 роки тому +3

    This game made my childhood feel like the happiest days of my life

  • @TuckBolt
    @TuckBolt 3 роки тому +5

    Lmao, remember when Kat took a needle through the skull? Good times. Good times.

  • @FirstDiscipleZ
    @FirstDiscipleZ 2 роки тому +2

    3:05 AFTER 9 FUCKING YEARS IVE FOUND THE MISSION

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 роки тому +3

    The grunts anytime anyone does anything:
    “So we some kinda, suicide squad?

  • @javabucket561
    @javabucket561 3 роки тому +2

    12:53
    “He didn’t even see it”
    *IM DEAD LMAO FCWDFKNYGUEYUGNK*

  • @almightyrmb
    @almightyrmb 3 роки тому +2

    11:05 Maybe because we’re not genetically augmented supersoldiers

  • @LunaCorart
    @LunaCorart 3 роки тому +4

    I actually like kat as a character, both her death and Jorge's death hit me fucking hard, first time a game made me cry to be honest

  • @someguynamedav7947
    @someguynamedav7947 4 роки тому +2

    Now this is one hell of a Red vs Blue episode

  • @burgruk
    @burgruk 2 роки тому +3

    With all the Kat booty talk, they should have called this Halo Reach-around

  • @dangerouslysafe3
    @dangerouslysafe3 4 роки тому +9

    7:41 almost choked on my damn food seeing this

  • @billyjean8176
    @billyjean8176 4 роки тому +1

    No joke if you wanna learn where Emile made his mask, read the comic "A Fist Full of Arrows". It's seen as cannon by almost everyone including Bungie, and 343. Bit late to recommend this but Halo is my favorite Sci-Fi universe next to 40k. Really recommend reading the books or even just the comics.

  • @dennismakarov93
    @dennismakarov93 4 роки тому +2

    It’s good to see halo back in the feed :)

  • @spicytaco3209
    @spicytaco3209 3 роки тому +4

    I love reaches campaign so much

  • @talkingbirdguy3049
    @talkingbirdguy3049 4 роки тому +8

    Was that the old snuggie commercial at 0:46 ??? I haven't seen that in years yet I think I recognized it in an instant

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 4 роки тому +1

    I have no clue what this channel is but I’m glad I found it.

  • @xYamakaze
    @xYamakaze 4 роки тому +2

    Coming back to this video to say congrats on 100k my friend. ;)

  • @rorydelangel9613
    @rorydelangel9613 4 роки тому +8

    I like that you talk even more now that u r with friends. I noticed that they’d talk more when u were with them in your videos. I mean they funny as hell. Do they have youtube channels??
    Also, I love ALL of the references, makes the video even funnier. You are super funny and talented. Do keep it up

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  4 роки тому +5

      A few of them would like to start streaming but, like me, just don't have the schedule for it yet.

    • @rorydelangel9613
      @rorydelangel9613 4 роки тому +2

      Pongsifu bummer:(( do tell if they succeed on it. No pressure tho

  • @c_b891
    @c_b891 3 роки тому +2

    Emile can see out of his helmet because Spartans can see out of there helmets no matter whats on it (example) they can not see dirt on there visor in the inside but can on the outside. ;)

  • @IAmASillyGooberHeHe
    @IAmASillyGooberHeHe 16 днів тому +1

    Imagine turning around and seeing your entire squad looking at your ass

  • @warmasterjade8663
    @warmasterjade8663 4 роки тому +1

    Another spartan with blue and orange colors. I commend you, comrade

  • @Asaski
    @Asaski 4 роки тому +8

    how the hell do you not have more subs

  • @Joshua-zh9ct
    @Joshua-zh9ct 4 роки тому +3

    If you listen closely, Kat says “go easy” at 0:30. 😂