cyberbullying bedwars players at maximum efficiency
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- Опубліковано 27 лип 2017
- thanks to / thelighttiger for the great thumbnail
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twitter: / technothepig
resource pack: • 50k Pack Release
server: mc.hypixel.net
will i add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. i am very serious about this. it has been in the description of my videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about my answer to this question. i will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei. - Ігри
just in case you're curious, he says "xD" 15 times.
I wasn't but OK...
Oh thank god someone tracked it
xD
16 for me
so its obviously 16 because minority wins .-. sorry
xD
“my stream chat is so supportive”
his stream chat: L, nerd, yeah we’re better than you
juliawannabe now L stands for Legendary
sarcasm be like
Technoblade:im so proud of this community.
*Yeah okay sure*
Yeah that’s … you know … the joke
Imagine that one day his mic acually gets muted and he wastes all his time on a stream with no audio
StruckOne he every time someone says that he still checks the mic to see if it is.
he said that his mic starts flashing whenever its muted
Um... 15:04
Proof that his texture pack has an off center crosshair...
TBNRRaids that’s actually funny
Your mic is muted
Infamous quotes from technoblade
1: I don't care about your feelings
2: you don't get to play video games
3:PEE VEE PEE!!!
I did not do all quotes cuz I'm lazy and I have no memory or motivation 🙂
4.SUBSCIRBE TO TECHNOBLADEE!!!!!!!!!
5.TECHNOBLADE NEVAAAAA DIEEES!!!!!!!!!!!
"Nerd"
Collea Family 6) WHAT A SCAM
He unlocked a Pepe!!
Techno: is an english major
Also Techno: lemme look up the definition of manic
Lol the irony
@@rmdavidov nEcRoPoSt
he's an english major bc he wanted to be an author
major doesnt mean you have to know every known word in the dictionary
"I can dream, Harold."
You are a chair, darling.
I understand the joke.
I was so happy when he made that reference because nobody in my friend group gets it and it kills me
Timestamp?
Can you explain the refrence
@@__-ic7si 2:07
No one:
UA-cam: heres a stream from 2 years ago
*3
CHEZBEGOOD *3 and 1 week
@@bigdawg5645 the comment was 11 months ago.
3 years, 2 months, and 10 days.
UA-cam: nah wait heres a stream from 3 years ago
The captions at one point... "subscribe to techno babe"
That's gender bend techno lmao
Techno is a babe though
Lol
Challenge: you do an episode in which you do not talk at all on no circumstances, and you let your sisters do the commentary
Yes I would like to see that
YES
ikr
Yang Hai YES
nah he has two
Me: *scrolling the yt home page*
the yt algorythm: *yeah this 3 year old stream is great*
It is good tho
@0cto0zzy it is good
hahaha same
Yep
and it is!
I don't know why but I'm just rewatching his every bedwars stream and it's so comforting
So am I and I get the same feeling - except I am watching the entirety of all his streams
Bro same
fr, me too. Idc he dead, his content still top tier for me.
little did you know he'd pass away ina couple months- rip technoh
I have it like 3 time
4 time
"You can't just XD a person" ~Technoblade
7:56 also him
XD yea
Fun Fact: Techno's power increases by 87.35% when holding a wool block
It increases by another 104.27% with each block placed.
" we have to get some bigger guns"
*literally buys tnt again*
I don’t get it.
If your that much of an incel,
He was referring as the “tnt” to be “guns”
L
@@oceand881 huh
@@oceand881 what
@@oceand881 no he was referring to the fact that techno said “bigger” even though he bought the same thing
by the way
you’re*
@@yourstepsister2018 the bigger guns are the fact he bought *even more* TNT.
me: struggling to kill one person with diamond armor and sword techno: kills entire lobby with wooden sword
Just play smarter
Just get good
Techno activate instant kill
bare hands*
The normal bedwars game:
*Kills someone* Noob: HAAAACCCCKKKSSSS
Noob 2: lmao nice REEEAACCCHH
Different team noob: ik
**But the one moment someone really does start b-hoping, no one believes you.**
boye theyy hecca bad! Suck
@@mewmew9209 k
@@mewmew9209 wrong channel this isnt skeppy
Galaxy Cat The pig who cried butcher
@Bishouji Peach Hi
Techno: "Subscribe to Technoblade!"
Me: Ok
good
Good
its an og
Good
@@Nugcon PP is
whenever someone calls hacks and ur not hacking its such a ego booster (i’m content deprived and yt is recommending streams from 3 years ago
Yessir, i 1v3d a team and someone called hax and I was like “omg ive made it in life”
Well in my case it's 4 years
@@parth31036 for me
It amazing that his voice hasn’t changed
nah its way chadder
mr beasts hasnt either
@William Lan nah, his first few videos he had a very high voice, only a few videos in did his voice become deep
7:15
Techno: I'm probably going to die here.
Then kills a hole team and only loses 3 hearts
We need "What a Scam" merch
Coming back to watch this once and to only see $2 donations instead of his casual $20 to $100
inflation
casual $100 to $500 now.
Hey, $2 still quite a bit. You can get a nice beverage with that.
Techno: My stream chat is so supportive
Techno's stream chat: YoUR mIC iS mUtED!1!1!1!!1
>prot 1
>Diamond armour
>Sharpness
>Wood sword
>2 TNT
>1 and a half stacks of wool
Technoblade does not need anything more
>1 TNT
>1 stack of wool
Technoblade does not need anything more
Rhare
- Fist
Technoblade needs no more.
Alice Z he can win playing with his feet
Remove the diamond armor
You can never have enough of Technoblade bedwars...
unfortunately, there's a limit to how much of it there is
Remember when bedwars players were bad...
half of them still are xd
@@et4949 well if a 23 block safe line is bad yes they are
Omg i read this at the same time techno just walked inti the void hahah
There are more sweats, but still a ton of idiots. Just go to 4s.
Now its "Sweaty pvp wtap combo clutch 100cps godbridge asmr keyboard & mouse noises"
When technoblade plays bedwars: everyone is trash
When i play bedwars: everyone is technoblade
Technoblade never dies, except when he does...
Not
He doesn't, that's a graphical bug
Thats all propoganda
if you saw technoblade die, no he didnt
Those are just the practice games
Doctor: you have 1 hour 26 minutes and 56 seconds to live
Me:
Knockback: (Verb ) to strike a sounding blow
Knockback: (rigged) a rigged, very unlogical action that many people seem to defy the laws of physics by not taking any and I end up falling in the void with diamond armor instead of the guy that resorts to using a knockback stick, that I used against him but doesn't even work.
Yah. Yah
I've been watching for so long and I just realised that on the right, next to Gray, there's letter S instead of G
i think it stands for silver or something
@@myrech ITS GRAY NOT SILVER OR SHADOW OR WHAT NOT
Ikr
it's because G is already taken up by green
i just realized that i’m stupid
i find it very satisfying when techno says TimmyJimBims really quickly
Take a drink every time Technoblade makes a sound effect with his voice
i *hic* would never *hic* do *hic* that *hic* *hic* *hic*
KeepinItMello how old do you think we are?
*WINK*
DUDE I DIED
Chris van der Sluis THERES LIFE BEFORE DEATH ILLUMINATI CINFIRMED
But TECHNOBLADE! You can't dream, you're a chair darling
Maynase3 [Official Zelda and Pokémon Nerd] asdfmovie reference?
KRATH Indeed, it was!
He can dream, harold!
XD
It's pronounced asdf
This man literally was mad at the red team and was like, "Alright. they're dying." and killed both of them in like .2 seconds. He honestly scares me, but I love rewatching his content
Me: scrolling through UA-cam during a pandemic
UA-cam:the best video are the three year old streams
yeah but you still cliked on it and so did I
When you finally get notified once the stream ended NOOOOOOOOOOO
same tho
CutiePie Productions ikr
IKR
Today we witness the death of CutiePie Productions as he got RIPed by techno' s schedule
XD
will he add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. He is very serious about this. it has been in the description of his videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about his answer to this question. he will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei.
Ok
Lol
Ok nerd
Ok
Ok
“A stone sword! The height of luxury.”
Me: Why are you always saying “Leave me alone.”
Technoblade: I will stop saying leave me alone when they do “Leave me alone”
Man... the days where no one knew how to speedbridge..
Nowadays everyone knows how to, and there’s at least 1 godbridger in every game
And then the server sucks so I am forced to act like a CASUAL and bridge normally
@@spedrl5263 wdym
@@thedarkunk8888 lag off the bridge, wont let me place blocks, etc
@@spedrl5263 ninja bridging is fine for like 95% of the time on hypixel
@@thedarkunk8888 okay now factor in my wifi and you get 50% and then factor in that my finger slips of of shift 50% of my games and you get 0
Technoblades power normally: technoblade.
When someone says “xD”: *Blood God mode activated*
0:07 Wink
3:05 Hannah
23:13 Notice me senpai
33:01 Techno looking up the definition of words
33:36 techno even deeper oof
34:20 the little self-esteem i had as a minecraft youtuber
1:04:43 Techno sings
1:14:49 Techno's favourite colour tier list
Anyone here three years later after being recommended this?
Yes
he should’ve said “xD? x-DIEEE!!” as he killed them 😪
*DAAAAAAAIIIII* *
7:15 this is the best sound from Technoblade after 2 years of watching him.
wubba lubba dub dub
watching technoblade is bad for my self esteem. let me explain.
Me: watches technoblade beat up some noobs. "wow this is easy, lemme give it a go"
me: "loses without a kill 20 times in a row"
*heh*
Im just as good as techno
From 4 years ago ☠️
@@spedrl5263 but this stream was 4 years ago
Technoblade: "I don't have any health"
Also Technoblade: **has 7 hearts
When he said "you can't just xd somebody" I thought'its illegal' then he said it's illegal' XD
Ironic
Lol
I feel like the reason techno doesn't want to have friends is because he doesn't want random people socially interacting with him on social media lol
He has plenty of friends, he just works better by himself
techno is the only person that can make a channel family friendly but not at the same time
Rest In Peace techno blade I’ll miss you..
we* will miss you
@@zadabking9791 sorry jeez
@@glowinqlulu oh sorry not trying to be mean or anythin- oh God idk how to speak, sorry
@@zadabking9791 I’m sorry I was being rude😶
just enjoy the content, he's gone and that's what it is. No need to be sad, his memory lives on.
"I CAN DREAM HAROLD" aww man, asdf movie is amazing
This vod is extremely painful to watch, technoblade flat bridges
he builds up at the end because the keyboard he's using in this video makes speed-bridging and building up a lot harder
This was 3 years ago
Dude that was three years ago no one speedbirgded
the days when technoblade acknowleged 2 bucks...
Now he gets 200$ donations and ignores them 💀
@@isabellamerrigan8074 ze sad truth
Technoblade just happily humming along to somewhere beyond the sea subscriber edition as he utterly demolishes a team with no weapon has gotta be a great summary of how he played bedwars
The fact that my recommended knew I would definitely watch a 1 hour video about cuberbullying people on minecraft.
I guess more like killing people
Techno saying "Notice Me Senpai" tho lmao
I like how I still get his videos recommended after his passing, I rarely play minecraft especially hypixel nowadays so anything minecraft for me is mostly because of him
you know it's old when he still reads 2$ donations
01:15:49
Techno: I've never gotten this much diamonds from killing one guy this early in the game.
*6 teams have been wiped off the map*
Also, as he says that phrase he comes up to the shop and it says "Item Shop", but the "I" gets lost in the wall, so I just read "Tem Shop" and get so, so confused while the Annoying Dog is dancing to Megalovania in my brain.
01:19:13 Techno literally sees the dude's name disappear from the players' list and then gets a message that he got credit for him falling into the void. But nope, gonna complain about not having been able to kill him for the rest of the game. What a legend.
I miss this legend..
fly high techno
Me:ohh a new videos from techno
*SEES* 17 hours ago
Me:WTF?!!.....
Also what's the *PACK*
Deku-Kun look at the description
It's in the description in every video. It would have took less effort to look in the description than write this comment. Good job
XD
Pack is in the description
ye i go to the video but i cant download it
I like watching technoblades streams when I have free time
Foxuke agreed
I dont have much, so inever wqtch his streams
@@LockeDemic sad
I was halfway through this and I saw a house centipede run into my closet out of the corner of my eye. Who needs sleep when you have Technoblade?
Power Levels:
Techno with Prot IV Diamond and Diamond Sword with Sharpness: 10,000
Techno with Jump Boost: *Omnipotent*
"But it's a thing, cos I have way too much free time."
Love watching this is 2019 and seeing a technoblade that can’t speedbridge
Even tho he can’t speedbridge in 2019 but let’s not talk about that
2021 he can finally speed bridge
I believe the original title was Cyber-bullying players at record speeds.
You probably remembered it wrong.
That one guy claiming ‘anti watchdog report’ in in-game chat😂
2:09 " I can dream harold"
ASDF reference
2019 techno : 1v2 THIS AINT FAIR
2021 techno : 1v40 aright whos first 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Take a shot every time someone calls out hax on techno.
Me: *choking noices*
Plot twist : your choking on the shot glass the liquid spilled on the floor and you wife is laughing at you as you are slowly falling to you knees with the blockage of air, you die knowing that hax are a deadly thing
Anyone heard him say "notice me senpai" lmao
im tryin to find the timestamp for it rn LMAO
@@large_uwu lol
@@large_uwu 23:14
i think i’m a bit T O O obsessed w techno . . . i’ve been watching old live streams all day and i haven’t left my room- which means i haven’t went to the bathroom, or eaten anything 💁‼️
TECHNOBLADE IS PLAYING SMART!? THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
Techno: A 1v2 is actually pretty hard
Techno now: 1v4 with a pickaxe ez
Technoblade never dies
People only dies when they are forgotten
-hiruka
Much love for all the fans new and old who come here to keep supporting techno's content. I hope his channel stays active and i hear technodad may have some content to upload in order to stop them shutting down the channel
If they shut his channel down, I’d be pissed. I doubt yt would though being since they uploaded a video on his death
@@techmcboiTrue, but then again it’s UA-cam.
not me watching the same livestream for the 3rd time.... OH GOD WHY
36:19 I love whenever he does this voice
Techno really spent his time typing "no" in 17 different languages
Wow, the effort that went into this video is truly inspiring. Taking a live stream and editing out the beginning of every game is the height of editing art.
Techno: we actually don't have that much stuff. Yeah you punched the last 2 teams bed defense
THIS is a PERFECT thumbnail
Wut, I went on his channel and it said 'Uploaded 4 minutes ago'... there are comments from 14 hours ago
RazerHasNoLife hahaha ikr I got *TRIGGERED* that
RazerHasNoLife I think because it was a life stream
The reason it was like that since people commented when the video was unlisted and when he uploaded it the comments from the unlisted went to here
it was a livestream you dumb cookie
youtube is drunk
I have a question - does Technoblade just make hilarious faces while saying "bye" , "omg hacks", "your mic is muted!1!" Or does he just keeps a straight face? because an 18 y/o man with the voice of a 30 y/o and named David making silly faces is a hilarious visual
Wait wait is tecnos name really David????
Or Dave
Ha ha!
Techno:"oh no they are rushing us I can't catch a break" also techno stops running and reads a donation
Imagine rewatching his video in 2023 😔
2024
Anyone from 2024?
Me
Me
Right here! I love techno
This guy!!
techno: cyber bullying activate
Can’t believe he’s gone :( technoblade never dies
his content is still here :)
Yes
is the audio not synced for anyone else or is my laptop trolling me
me too hes commenting on fighting and he's just running around
yeh the audio at the end is broken
Well Welcome back everyone to Techno Bullying Nerds in BedWars Because everyone's BAD
RadMadDog0Gaming -The Crafting Crew No crap oml XD
I love it when he says, "What a scam."
R.I.P Techno.
LEGENDS NEVER DIE.
Remember the good old days when sub counters were a thing
rest in piece legend
I realized that this is from when I played Minecraft, so I started playing Minecraft again
hows minecraft treating you