Anaconda (Dead Meat Podcast
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- James and Chelsea are headed into the heart of darkness with Jon Voight and J Lo in this week’s review of Anaconda, a very good movie.
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MUSIC!!
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"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
When I was in labor, Paul Blart, Mall Cop was on TV. It was too funny, and it hurt me to laugh, so I asked my husband to change the channel. He did, and Anaconda came on. My son was born to the sounds of Anaconda. 😂
I’m glad your baby is safe! And what a coincidence!!
Pan flute baby ! Lol this is such a good story
Elizabeth Bryce my mom watched golden girls while she was in labor with me. maybe that sort of determines who your child will be? haha
natalie haha I was born to Willy Wonka, and I definitely have a monster sweet tooth. 😂
I was born to Jimmy Buffet.
Lucy staring at the camera for a solid 2 minutes is amazing
Yo chill she's engaged.
HaruniLIVE you do know Lucy is the cat right
@@cooliereddz4141 yes.... shes marrying a flurken. Does James approve?
I was only listening to this, so had to go back and watch it again. Thanks, bonus Lucy was well worth my time!
Yes. This was a mood and I'm grateful it exists
Really liking all the screen time Lucy is getting in this episode
I was playing Animal Crossing while listening and looked up to see Lucy's death stare 40:31
I wish Lucy had a mini microphone so she could be a part of the podcast
Natalie Patterson they couldn’t afford to pay her for her time 🤣 Cats don’t perform for free, you know
I'm sure Lucy has interesting things to say about Anaconda
James: *talks about the movie*
Chelsea: *talks about the movie*
Lucy: *cat sounds*
Fucking yes
When you described Ice Cube discussing the urethra I just visualized every Ice T scene in Law and Order SVU where he repeats some phrase in laman’s terms for the audience.
My favorite part of any SVU episode
The amount of times I've seen Anaconda is insane, my grandma loved all the shitty B creature movies. She and I watched low budget horror movies all the time. Lake Placid was another favorite of hers. This episode brought back so many memories of her, thanks you guys :)
Great episode as always
Lake Placid is a staple in this house
@@nevianmills7804 It's such a wonderful mess, it's been years since I've seen it but I have fond memories of it
Even though there are silly elements , back then You could tell that a movie was a production and a lot of work was put in. Now everything that’s bad is actually just shit. IMO anaconda isn’t a b movie. It’s a big Hollywood movie . The subject matter is just not normally given this budget or focus. Also, the effects were top notch. Now they just throw shitty cgi everywhere with nothing tangible.
Jon Voight's line was actually "You killed my WARRIOR snake??" because there are two types of big ass snakes in the movie apparently. The green male warrior snake and the big red female one.
Wtf I didn’t know there were two snakes
I like “you killed my wife snake” much better 😂
_You killed my live snake!?_
It's a reference to Moby Dick; the White Whale = White Snake.
Also, guns were drawn by Werzog and Kinski during the making of Fitzcarroldo, not Aquirre
They really seem like they where made for each other
Totally agreed
Because they were
No doubt - they are each other's Plato Split-Apart.
were**
(edited) still spelled were wrong. 😂😂😂 I totally agree
When you're more excited to see their marriage than your own family member's marriage.
Lol
Ey! Where's your brother at?
@@henson_cyyy Yo mama!!!!!
Homie, I see you all the time on Gordon Ramsay videos.
Lol again?
5:49 As a Paraguayan, I can assure you this is not how we talk, still a hilarious performance tho
I am obsessed with Chelsea's stunning green nail polish! Matches the writing on her shirt and looks so good w/ her red hair, loving it
According to the script, it's "You killed my warrior snake!"
Which makes even less sense somehow...
Voight tells a story earlier explaining the legend of the warrior snakes and the snake god I believe.
It is warrior snake and it's a callback to earlier in the film when Serone talks about the Shirishama worshipping anacondas and according to legend being protected by warrior snakes. I may misremember this but it may be that he even says that there are two warrior snakes which is why there's a second giant anaconda.
It sounded like “wild snake” to me lol what a mess
I always heard “white snake” a la white whale lol
Mathias Eggimann Bahahahaha
How long until they say, “We’re married, and we like to get scared together”?
Wait Michael your on here to?
I didn’t know you talked
Also around 20 seconds
@@Penguinloverz37 Yes we do we actually we get some coffee sometimes
I thought they were getting married near the end of the year or they haven't planned it but might be delayed due to the Rona
They had planned it for October of this year, but I don't know. I hope it's this year.
Anyone else love when Lucy stares directly into the camera while James and Chelsea talk about the movie?
These "John Voight as South American Tommy Wiseau"-impressions are so goddamn funny!
PLEASE do a kill count for this i love this movie
Pengi Playz fr and do many good kills I’d love to hear James explain some of the practical effects in this one!!!
Also the sequels
They could do the sequels, then do lockjaw with #FilmBrain.
I 10,000,000,000% agree. Points if you get that reference.
mine too!
42:31 the cat is looking at me like he knows all of my sin
ed villanueva IK RIGHT😂😂😂
I could not agree more.
Lol I was getting major pet sematary vibes
*the cat stares at you, making your sins crawl up your back. The cats gonna make you have a bad T O M*
May be it sees something you can't see.
"I love all the Wilsons, all two of em" LOL poor Andrew, everyone forgets him.
Lucy looks like she’s contemplating some big life decisions for a good portion of this episode.
Chelsea,, when you had the false memory of a fish swimming up the pee hole, its from 1000 ways to die. I have the same memory of that but !
Lucy staring at the camera like “these people keep taking my humans attention away from me 😑”
Chelsea's spot on Voight doodle made me laugh out loud.
its so good xD
It needs to be in the DeadMeat merch store 😂
@@Caffeinatedfoxx PUT IT ON A SHIRT!
Lucy very polite to keep Chelsea in frame for her film debut.
this movie is responsible for my childhood fear of swimming in murky water 🙈
SAME!!
My fear of murky water came from 72 deadliest animals
My fear of murky came from the term murky lol
Well yeah, murky water bad
this movie is responsible for my lifelong fear of snakes. Condas in particular
Yup the anamatronic snake scares the shit out of me still. I see what he means when he says lifeless but god damn the trauma is too deep for me lol
Ice Cube and J-Lo should’ve done a Will Smith deal and make a generic pop song for the end credits.
Also see LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea.
@@eddiebranden1 My hat is like a shark fin
That LL Cool J song is an insult to music overall. He probably regrets that shit now.
If only Owen Wilson would have used the line " yea im all about the Benjamins now." Would have been gold
They debating about Wild sound about Owen Wilson caracter, all i heard is "they go record WOW sound"
The line is “You killed my warrior snake.”
However, I now choose to call it “wife snake”.
Let's all agree that Lucy is the star of this podcast.
Check out these Australian creature features: The Reef, Rogue, and the Ozploitation classic Razorback.
All three are solid choices! I fucking love Razorback. It's visually gorgeous and surreal. Rogue beautifully captures the Australian locations. I would also throw Black Water in there (from the makers of The Reef).
I love Rogue!! 😭
Another Australian creature feature I like is the 2012 shark movie Bait. If you don’t know what/about the movie it’s when a tsunami hits the coast of a city(never told name) and some survivors get trapped inside a grocery store with two great white sharks in there with them, with half of the survivors inside the grocery store and the other half trapped inside the parking lot underneath the store; as everyone is trapped inside and vetted picked off one by one everyone starts getting cabin fever and start fighting for their lives. It’s a really good short film with likable characters and decent CGI, if you haven’t seen it you should check it out!
Chelsea: “No anything”
The word *nothing* : “Am I a joke to you?”
"No nothing" is a double negative, which is incorrect grammar.
🌼Maya🌼 obviously not “no nothing”... just nothing... sigh
🌼Maya🌼 you’re actually stupid nothing is a word for not anything
I don’t know why but the bit where Chelsea’s talking about Mateo missing and the rest of the characters are like “we should go back” and Chelsea goes in John Voight’s weird and wonderful accent “No he dead maybe some other time” had me absolutely crying with laughter. This whole episode has been so funny but that one moment made me laugh so much I had to replay it because it just tickled me! A wonderful episode ! 💜
Kinda wanna see Anaconda 2: Search for the Blood Orchid on the podcast now...that's sequel slaps.
you know they did a sequel to this movie in the early 2000s 😂
This shocked me, Anconda and Anaconda 2 are my two favorite chilhood movies, I will see one of them everyday during my first 4 years of primary school
Chelsea saying "Aw yeah, all about the Benjamins" as Owen Wilson is priceless xD
I'm here for the extended Lucy cameo in this episode.
Lucy straight up mugging in the camera is just the best.
I love this!!! Don’t stop making these podcasts!
They are boring
@@vk0u532 joe
Lustrace [CGZ] that’s why you clicked on this video?
If they Are BORING then why commenting on his kill count videos....you just wanna start drama. 😒
Ditto
It always bothered me when Emma Stone’s character says anaconda was the first R rated movie she ever saw in Zombieland. It was PG-13
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR FANS ALL THE LAKE PLACIDS.
That shit gets crazy, predictable, and downright head scratching somehow at the same time.
Oml I love Lake Placid!
Seconded.
Yes please!!!🤣👏🏾🤣👏🏾
All of em though? maybe the first one because it actually had practical crocodiles at some points but the others are all CGI which James usually hates lol. God that bear getting chomped fucked me up as a kid just the sound it makes is awful it's like ahh fuck poor guy was looking for some trash or a tent to root through minding his business and gets dragged.
Yeah, I'd also say the first one but drop those shitty made-for-TV sequels. They're not even worth making fun of.
one time i walked into the living room and my mom was watching this movie. It was on the scene where the snake spit out the guy after digesting him some, me being like 8 years old was forever traumatized by that image that looking back on it is extremely tame
I was so distracted by how cute Lucy is most of this episode.
Shoutout to Chelsea for being on the (correct) “JLo is a good actress” train.
LightLifeHardy She is?
Eric Silva-Gomez she is. From Selena to Rom Com classics like The Wedding planner to heavy roles based on socio-economic status in Hustlers. Out of Sight is also really good. Second Act was a great movie as well. I think in pop culture, we have set people we’ve deemed “talented and not talented” and people have put JLo in the latter. I recommend doing a deep watch of her filmography. Of course, like any actor, there are some duds, but man she has so many diamonds in there.
@@LightLifeHardy her music is trash definitely not talented in that field
AK13 “On the 6”, “JLo” and “Rebirth” are all really good albums. I don’t think she’s an incredible singer but she has quite a few bops to her name.
LightLifeHardy I have seen those films and I’m still not impressed by them.
Man, I"ve been in a kind of "guilt love" with the Anaconda movie since pre-teen days cuz it was released in Brazil as soon as my father let us know that we were moving to Manaus-AM (I'm from the southern part of Brazil, btw) and I really thought I'd be a heroic kind of kid, crossing the river frequently and fighting giant snakes.
HOWEVER, to my disappointment, Manaus was such a developed (and growing) big city and the closest I got an anaconda and the real rain forest was years later while in military service.
Plus, sometimes you were just walking around the city, saw a commotion near to one of the "tiny" river streams and it was the fire department and police removing an anaconda from someone's house... Saudades.
From time to time here in BH - MG and surrounding cities we have to call the fire department to remove snakes too. Of course they're cerrado snakes, I mean, we're pretty far from the Amazon, but it causes the same kind of commotion hahahah
90% of the times though we just find random cows running around.
Vocês brasileiros são loucos e selvagens tal como o país.
Mas quanto a festa, convívio e diversão vocês são demais.
@@simaoafonso9007 oi?
I watched Lake Placid franchise,Anaconda franchise and Crawl (2019).
I never saw crawl, would you recommend it?
Lucys screen placement next to Chelsea at 42:34 is beautiful, great work Lucy.
Lucy staring down the camera for so long killed me 😂 Put me on the count for this podcast.
I love that Lucy hogs the screen time 😻
Regarding Titanic. A second class steward survived, and even managed to save 20 people from the water. When he returned home he was disowned for not going down with the ship by his family.
Absolutely insane. Survivors guilt is already terrible as is.
Y’all really need to watch Lake Placid. It is by far my favorite creature feature. Plus it has Betty White so can’t go wrong there.
I love how Lucy got some screen time! 🐱
46:30 James, it might have been unbelievable, but that kill kicked ass. Jumping up to strangle her, then killing her like how an anaconda would was amazing. And Jon Voight said "Warrior Snake". He explained this when he was telling Cale about the legend.
This person right here appreciated the reference to Snoopy’s brother, Spike. You’re not alone, Chelsea 👍
"I don't even like horror" - Lucy probably.
She's a cat. She's a master of torture
We need merch of Lucy’s annoyed face from this episode.
I dont think I ever laughed so hard watching your podcast when you said the bit about the Wife-Snake. LOL
Ah yes finally, I’d love to see a proper kill count on this, it’s great
yes please
Anaconda in my opinion is a good film with great special effects and the characters are actually fun. It is really underrated.
You should do an episode on plot twists
You should send that idea to the email! I'd be interested in seeing that
YESSSSS E-MAIL THEM
As a child I was obsessed with this movie. I was in first grade when the second one came out and I used to draw all the scenes for my art class. I am still obsessed with snakes but super scared of them haha
Anaconda and Lake Placid were childhood staples for me in the creature feature genre (thx mom!) so I'm really excited to be heading straight for your video on seeing Lake Placid for the first time!!
I’m overjoyed with how much content we’re getting this month, thank you James!!!
The podcast is actually Chelsea’s creation :)
If you skip to 21:37 with no context it's like James finally snapped at Chelsea.
I don’t know if this really counts as a “horror” movie but you guys should do an episode on Rocky Horror Picture show
They’ve talked about it throughout some of their podcasts and there was one podcast where they compared horror characters to see who would win in a fight and FranknFurter was one the characters :)
I was thinking the same thing the other day, weird
I was just listening to this for a few minutes, and when I looked back up, I was like "Holy crap, a cat!" The several minutes of Lucy's mean-mugging the camera was hilarious.
Dead meat makes every day better
“What, your pee hole?” is my favorite fictional Ice Cube quote
if you want another "Paranormal Pool Party" you could do the Conjuring series since there's plenty to pick from? Or possibly the Amityville series? I'd even enjoy ya'll looking at "children's/childhood horror" and look at Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark (maybe pick your favs if you watched it or just cover episodes fans suggest. I'd also suggest possibly getting the youtuber Pushinguproses in to talk about those since she's covered them on her channel but I know doing guest stuff is harder right now)!
There's also the obvious coverage of I know What you Did Last Summer for a summertime horror marathon!
Lucy is very distracting, she is just staring at the camera for like 10 minutes, it's so cute.
Deep Blue Sea? The Shallows? Maybe you could do a whole ocean horror themed series for the summer?
The Host and Tremors are some of my favorite Creature flicks. I like to have Tremors playing in the background since it popped up on Netflix.
I'm so happy that you did a podcast on this movie! I remember requesting it when you asked about requests for future kill count series a few weeks ago. You're 100% correct when you say: "it's so stupid, it's good."
I believe that Eric Stoltz was written out of the movie when he arrived on set. He didn't workout his body enough and director was furious. I could be wrong but I remember hearing that somewhere.
23:20 the beady little eyes of john voyte made me laugh so hard
2:32
Get someone who looks at you the way James looks at Chelsea
Life Goals lol
This may be one of my favorite podcast episodes. I always watch it, probably for the Jon Voight accent 😂😂
40:20 even while inside the belly of a giant snake he still has the classic Owen Wilson bewildered look 😂
Oh yes this is everything I hoped for. I love your concise yet opinionated views on a movie when dissecting it but oh I love these fun ones. Time for popcorn, cross stitching and settling down to this gem about one of my favourites.
Omg Chelsea’s drawing of Jon Voight was hilarious 🤣
James and Chelsea doing the Jon Voight voice just sounds like Cermit
i had the exact same reaction when I saw O'Shea Jackson Jr. in Godzilla: King Of The Monsters lmaooo i loved him in it but i had *no idea* he was Ice Cube's kid!
OH MY GOOOODDDDD THEY'RE FINALLY DOING A PODCAST OF ITTTTTTTTTT AFTER EMAILING THEM A LITTLE BEYOND NORMAL (NOT RLLY) THEY FINALLY DID IIITTTTTTT
Lol but did you email them atleast one time?
Oh I've been emailing them since July of last year lmfao
Juvan Bernardino hard work tho
When is the podcast coming to Spotify tho, would love that
It is in Spotify 😏
Marilyn Lin Qian Poh hot
It is on spotify tho
Step bro or stitcher
If you do a Paranormal Pool Party type thing this summer, the Insidious series may be fun to cover?
James' hair is looking good here. It's outgrowing the ridic spiky, shorn sides and it's got that nice, day three after last shampoo sheen 🖖🏽
The part when you start to hear John Voight's bones break
This was one of my guilty pleasure horror movies and between this, Jaws, and the 1976 King Kong being my gateway into the horror genre. Also if Phelous has taught me anything it's that Jon Voight's legs can be just as constricting as the anaconda
Snoopy’s brother, not cousin, name is Spike and he lives in Needles, AZ. He has three other brothers Marbles, Andy, and Olaf and a sister named Belle. That reference was made for me and I very much enjoyed it
I need more Lucy staring directly into camera
Love these podcasts during quarantine
Unrelated, but am i the only person who feels that moving the comment section above a big ad is pretty douchey?
I was distracted by Chelsea's nails the whole time. They're so nice! I love that color.
every time they try and replicate voight's accent i'm reminded of jenna marble's accent for the nasty boy kermit and it had me laughing every time. also i too, remember the urethra fish killing someone
Aguire: Wrath of God would be an interesting podcast. I would welcome such an episode
This movie is responsible for my fear of snakes. Whenever I see one I just freeze with fear. Thanks JLO 😒🐍😱😱😱.
As much as Anaconda is a guilty pleasure of mine, I enjoyed Lucy's cameo the most
i've come back to this episode for the second time. it's too funny to not watch the creature feature podcast episodes only once
Lucy fans unite
I keep coming back to this podcast because it's such fun but the line that still kills me a month later is "the cuck snake". That's one of those phrases I never expected to hear in my life.
" oh yeah, all about the benjamins" in Owen Wilson's voice is so Fkn hilarious. I listened to that over and over 🤣🤣
Thank you so much for covering this movie!!! I was obsessed with snakes and obsessed with this movie as a kid. Everyone hates this movie, so I'm glad to hear you guys had fun watching it. Y'all and Roger Ebert are alright for enjoying Anaconda