New Rule: Skip the Civil War | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher urges Americans to skip the post-election civil war and go straight to reconciliation.
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  • @Chifan71
    @Chifan71 4 роки тому +243

    "We can't go to war. My dry cleaner is behind enemy lines!" Why I still watch Bill.

  • @stigrynning
    @stigrynning 4 роки тому +779

    "Stop stealing". Probably not realistic. How about prosecuting and convicting based on evidence, even if the guilty ones are rich and powerful.

    • @cdw442
      @cdw442 4 роки тому +22

      I’ll stop stealing when I get a fair livable wage from honest work.

    • @claydog6422
      @claydog6422 4 роки тому +10

      I can not wait for the Biden stealing to get going again....Soon Hunter will be promoted to Air Force 1

    • @bbravoo
      @bbravoo 4 роки тому +31

      In general stop doing illegal things. Like vilating the Hatch act by using the White House for your political meetings.

    • @zacrl1230
      @zacrl1230 4 роки тому +8

      @@cdw442 Couldn't agree more. When the whole world has been turned into capital and your life is just a series of bills, looting and theft become valid forms of acquisition.

    • @raginawright1708
      @raginawright1708 4 роки тому +1

      That would be Too Much like RIGHT, and we all know they don’t acknowledge that.

  • @emsleywyatt3400
    @emsleywyatt3400 4 роки тому +117

    “If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?”-Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +4

      I'll bring the stents for the subsequent bypass surgery 👨🏾‍⚕️

    • @petergrace7541
      @petergrace7541 4 роки тому +3

      @@TragoudistrosMPH Stents?

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +2

      @@petergrace7541 ... stents for the repenting survivors, stints for the unrepentant victims :P

    • @DurgaDas96
      @DurgaDas96 4 роки тому

      Wow!

    • @markblaze4909
      @markblaze4909 4 роки тому +1

      You don’t need to destroy evil just deport it

  • @mas8956
    @mas8956 3 роки тому +172

    “He’ll be selling pardons on Craigslist”.
    Seriously, is Bill psychic?!

    • @sascharouillon9785
      @sascharouillon9785 3 роки тому +10

      “No Gucci-loafered Republicans ransacking the government”...yep, psychic!

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +2

      Nah he was pardoning rappers so he could get his mixtape out.

    • @RichardA.-yi5sz
      @RichardA.-yi5sz 2 місяці тому

      It’s like following a curve in a math class: if you can see everywhere it’s been, you have a fair idea where it’s going. And Maher’s been following Tяump very carefully.

  • @wishiwasaleopardnefatiri8628
    @wishiwasaleopardnefatiri8628 4 роки тому +97

    Bill, this is one of your best New Rules. "....because no other country will take us!". A great bit appealing to decency and unitedness. Loved it.

    • @stirbjoernwesterhever6223
      @stirbjoernwesterhever6223 4 роки тому +4

      In the last years a lot of Americans emigrated to Germany, hence free universities and the better health care system. There are tons of YT Channels with culture comparison topics from these people.

    • @QueenBoadicea
      @QueenBoadicea 3 роки тому

      Our ancestors were kicked out of every decent country they ever came to.

    • @theriffwriter2194
      @theriffwriter2194 2 роки тому +2

      Unity?

  • @skycat04
    @skycat04 4 роки тому +18

    Bravo, Bill! The show was fantastic yesterday! Thank you for your work, and for your team's work!

  • @johnjaques7642
    @johnjaques7642 4 роки тому +19

    Thank you for this message Bill.

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 роки тому +9

    Im a conservative Republican (not sure if I'm exactly a Trumper) but I can't help but listen to him. In his own, unique, a-hole way, he's actually trying to bring us together. I don't like him 70% of the time, but I gotta respect that out of honor.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +161

    Absolutely true. We need to get along, even when we don't agree.
    This show is a perfect example. It works because both sides talk it out, without making threats. The show works... the country can too.

    • @Wise101
      @Wise101 4 роки тому +3

      We can all literally work together if these dictatorial governors stop shutting down their states. We need to come together on the most basic of things like freedom....freedom from tyrannical government trampling on our constitutionsl rights👌👍 Unite around our constitution and it's all too often forgotten wisdom.

    • @ralfjensen7299
      @ralfjensen7299 4 роки тому +5

      let me add: it works because both sides know and admit their side isn't without mistakes

    • @advancedmonkey7702
      @advancedmonkey7702 4 роки тому +2

      It's very hard to get along with people still looking at CNN for the life lessons.

    • @bademheiouna2323
      @bademheiouna2323 4 роки тому +2

      ...yeah...worked very well between Hitler and the Western Allied and Russian coalition...

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 4 роки тому

      @@bademheiouna2323 Oh boy.

  • @victoriasullivan2794
    @victoriasullivan2794 4 роки тому +280

    Dry cleaner behind enemy lines. "Battle of Trader Joe's" Precious.

  • @FlySwann
    @FlySwann 4 роки тому +59

    That one guy in the audience.
    Bill says anything...
    Him- Wooooo!!!.
    I wish I had that kinda energy.

  • @jamesvibedj
    @jamesvibedj 3 роки тому +57

    That didn't age well.

  • @mosdesigner1
    @mosdesigner1 4 роки тому +141

    American's don't go to war it's painful to loose a loved one just lost my Father today it's terrible 😢😭😭🥺

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 4 роки тому +21

      I'm so sorry, Moses. You have my deepest condolences.

    • @danielshinkle6686
      @danielshinkle6686 4 роки тому +13

      Sorry to hear that it's been 15 since mine passed and the pain is still there

    • @chaznonya4
      @chaznonya4 4 роки тому +17

      @@dmyt-fr His Father, Today. And you are judging him? Sthu. Condolences dear man.

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 4 роки тому +15

      I know it wont help much, but sending you a long distance hug from Norway! ❤

    • @geofiggy
      @geofiggy 4 роки тому +11

      May he RIP Moses

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 4 роки тому +66

    We hope everyone can comes together, Bill!

    • @ManAgainstCrime
      @ManAgainstCrime 4 роки тому +2

      That depends entirely on the rabid Trump haters. Unfortunately, they will meltdown and go nuts after he wins again. It's not gonna be good.

    • @duderdude4831
      @duderdude4831 4 роки тому +2

      God Democrats never learn

    • @spittingvenom9148
      @spittingvenom9148 4 роки тому +1

      The great glorious gang bang

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 4 роки тому

      @@ManAgainstCrime 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 4 роки тому +2

      @@duderdude4831 trump can only do one thing and it has nothing to do with God. That’s cheat and steal from the taxpayers!

  • @GabFrrost
    @GabFrrost 4 роки тому +466

    When "Stealing is bad" becomes politicly controversial, you are in trouble.

    • @maxheadrom3088
      @maxheadrom3088 4 роки тому

      We are! But, according to memetics, whenever an idea reaches mass media it's about to die - and stealing will be bad again. The idea of stealing being "ok if it's for me" had some decades of fun in US politics ... let it rest and give us peace.

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 4 роки тому +8

      I’m happy sleepy joe finally said “Those who loot should be prosecuted” at least that’s more than trump has ever said about white supremacy.

    • @MrDigimik
      @MrDigimik 4 роки тому +6

      @@maryconn1 There are literally dozens of videos with Trump denouncing white supremacy and you are too lazy or too stupid to go and research them. Did you even listen to the charleston speech? Right after a pause, a comma, Trump clearly denounced white supremacists. The next sentence. And what Karma, you did not have time to watch the next sentence. You've been played. Now, you can stop that and not be a useful idiot or you can continue to be lazy and ignorant. Trump's not pure nor innocent but he certainly did not give a eulogy to a KKK grand master Byrd and you should research what Killary said about Byrd! Both clearly racist aholes but what Karma, you listen to some lesbian at night shout about Trump this and Trump that and you do not research...
      www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-giving-eulogy-kkk-recruiter-robert-byrd-resurfaces-after-trump-doesnt-condemn-white-1535776
      A simple search. And you sound ignorant to smart people because you are a useful idiot - you can look that term up. There really is a term for people like you.
      And in closing -if you think lyin bydin touches little girls in a normal fashion then you are beyond help.

    • @MrDigimik
      @MrDigimik 4 роки тому +1

      @@maryconn1 By the way, I do like the way you said "sleepy joe finally said..." I am not sure if he did but at least you might be waking up. Now did he condemn antifa or blm as terrorist organizations? I think not. ;)

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrDigimik You’re a joke. That might be the weakest most pathetic argument I’ve ever heard in my life. You guys have a lot of those though. The man was a kkk member and then he CHANGED his ways. You should be embarrassed. Unfortunately, you’re not tho haha

  • @ferdinandocampbelljr8945
    @ferdinandocampbelljr8945 4 роки тому +9

    Nobody tells it like it is like you Bill. We need more like you

  • @agentsmidt3209
    @agentsmidt3209 4 роки тому +162

    "My dry cleaner is behind enemy lines" --- I hope to see that on a bumper sticker someday.

    • @alexandergordon4430
      @alexandergordon4430 4 роки тому

      Please please explain this to me🥺😣

    • @billsamuls7620
      @billsamuls7620 4 роки тому +1

      PLEASE TRUMP

    • @alexandergordon4430
      @alexandergordon4430 4 роки тому +3

      @@billsamuls7620 yes yes.. That's why I love subliminal Librals like Bill... He knows the truth.

    • @maxheadrom3088
      @maxheadrom3088 4 роки тому

      Do you really want that? Think about it ...

    • @alexandergordon4430
      @alexandergordon4430 4 роки тому

      @@maxheadrom3088 he'll yeah dummy... It's peaceful. HE IS DOING DAILY BUSINESS WITH THE MAN WHO IS HIS ENEMY. Grow up Trump2020

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому +229

    Here after the Capitol Siege. Looks like we're not skipping it.

    • @elijahaustin7454
      @elijahaustin7454 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, this aged poorly... Or well... Or whatever :(

    • @unofficial_wade
      @unofficial_wade 3 роки тому +9

      @@elijahaustin7454 Yeah Bill really hit the nail on the head here.

    • @paulbyrne6388
      @paulbyrne6388 3 роки тому +3

      the english sorted this in 1605 guy fawkes and 1649 charles 1st

    • @paulbyrne6388
      @paulbyrne6388 3 роки тому +2

      both times it was religion,guy fawkes broke his neck jumping from scaffold but was still quarted,charles1st was beheaded

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому +2

      @Cringe2Win Your username is apt

  • @luvbeans405
    @luvbeans405 4 роки тому +6

    Awesome, great message for these troubling times. Bill is the man

  • @johnqpublic6019
    @johnqpublic6019 4 роки тому +3

    Mr. Maher, I don't agree with many of your stances, but I do agree that you're witty and passionate about America.

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +1

      I'm a Leftist. I have no doubt that America is traditionally a Conservative, religious country. I think of us Liberals as a "Yeah, but..." voice for government and business to hear. A voice that can change their mind on an issue if presented well.

    • @johnqpublic6019
      @johnqpublic6019 4 роки тому

      @@thereisnosanctuary6184 I agree. All voiced need to be heard for proper discussion to happen. :)

  • @user-ke4kz3in9j
    @user-ke4kz3in9j 4 роки тому +150

    The Battle of Trader Joe’s...that happens every time I try to park there.

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 4 роки тому +6

      Don't forget the Bowling Green Massacre.

    • @PtolemyXVII
      @PtolemyXVII 4 роки тому

      I think he said "Traitor Joe's" a jibe at Joe Biden...

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 4 роки тому +9

      @@PtolemyXVII No he said Trader Joe's

    • @malignustotalis331
      @malignustotalis331 4 роки тому

      I was told “China Joe” but I can neither confirm nor deny that information. 🙄😂

    • @curiouscat3384
      @curiouscat3384 4 роки тому

      Oh be careful of those big shiny mercedes and hummer SUV's

  • @enriquegonzalez4011
    @enriquegonzalez4011 4 роки тому +90

    Can we agree on corporations, our government and banks not stealing neither???.

    • @j74s98
      @j74s98 4 роки тому

      They did that already in the CARES Act.

    • @ghostlight69420
      @ghostlight69420 4 роки тому +2

      Yes. Now when the left realize that they are attacking the Proletariat? aka trump supporters? Trump may not be working class, but his supporters are. Average donation is 62 bucks.

    • @j74s98
      @j74s98 4 роки тому +3

      Both parties protect each other so they can both continue to profit. That's why they have us fighting in the streets instead of coming for them.

    • @ghostlight69420
      @ghostlight69420 4 роки тому

      @Jack Stucki Bruh you dropped this pill: (RED)

    • @grouchomarxist666
      @grouchomarxist666 4 роки тому +1

      @@ghostlight69420 Trumpenproletariet!

  • @jenniferpowers7006
    @jenniferpowers7006 4 роки тому +2

    Bill, finally words that come out of your mouth that are positive! After many years of waiting, I’m now happy, thanks!

    • @quabledistocficklepo3597
      @quabledistocficklepo3597 3 роки тому

      Jennifer owers
      POSITIVE? He's just spouting cliches. "We should all be good to one another. "

  • @1Reevee
    @1Reevee 4 роки тому +14

    I really admire Bill for doing this.
    How very “Christian” of him to love his enemy. Got mad respect for him for starting the reconciliation process

    • @garyfoster3854
      @garyfoster3854 2 місяці тому

      That didn’t really work out did it?

  • @Omikoshi78
    @Omikoshi78 4 роки тому +101

    I thought Mitch McConnell’s purple hand was the rot reaching his skin?

    • @zenburns9260
      @zenburns9260 4 роки тому +7

      It's late-stage capitalism.

    • @808bigisland
      @808bigisland 4 роки тому +4

      Palpatinism

    • @BlueDrakk
      @BlueDrakk 4 роки тому +5

      He was too far away from his Horcrux.

    • @GiratinaofFury
      @GiratinaofFury 4 роки тому +1

      It's internal bleeding. Some believe it might be because of a symptom of Covid, where the virus causes over production of a hormone known as Bradykinin that regulates blood pressure and vascular permeability, causing leaky blood vessels. When your blood vessels are leaky, you bruise more easily.

    • @zenburns9260
      @zenburns9260 4 роки тому

      @@GiratinaofFury You do the same if you are near 80 and have IV infiltration. If it were too serious, he probably would have made more of an effort to conceal it.

  • @schoolcraft420
    @schoolcraft420 4 роки тому +226

    "We're no good at war, and they're no good at being civil."

    • @chansonsnow6854
      @chansonsnow6854 4 роки тому +1

      Hala fukn yula !

    • @chansonsnow6854
      @chansonsnow6854 4 роки тому +5

      Very well said

    • @reedfry301
      @reedfry301 4 роки тому +23

      This literally means leftists are dogshit at war and the right will show no mercy if civil war ensues. Did anyone understand what Bill actually meant?

    • @dawnatkinson2722
      @dawnatkinson2722 4 роки тому +3

      @@reedfry301 Yes..

    • @reedfry301
      @reedfry301 4 роки тому +6

      @@dawnatkinson2722 all right. but let's keep pushing authoritarian leftism anyway. Idc if we aren't capable of defending ourselves.

  • @anniesue4456
    @anniesue4456 4 роки тому +33

    "In defence of looting" wtf I've seen it all now

  • @Joe-dd5ht
    @Joe-dd5ht 4 роки тому +493

    the average American is over-weight and/or has heart conditions, as long as there's NFL Sundays and dancing with the stars every week they won't get up from the couch.

    • @Karmal1st3k
      @Karmal1st3k 4 роки тому +6

      I threw my couch when xfl got cancelled for the 2nd time call me not american..lol im kidding

    • @phillipwilson8973
      @phillipwilson8973 4 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh this comment is on point

    • @dividedconquered3784
      @dividedconquered3784 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @grahamcampbell8297
      @grahamcampbell8297 4 роки тому +71

      I always wonder about this. I’m 62, retired and overweight. I couldn’t fight a civil war. I notice most of these so called militia members, who are so good at showing up and standing around with their AR15’s, are fat slobs who look as if they’re looking for a burger and a beer. Most of them couldn’t walk 400 yards, never mind live in the field for months on end fighting a bitter civil war.

    • @dividedconquered3784
      @dividedconquered3784 4 роки тому +2

      @@grahamcampbell8297 The gun will work for their fat ass! Fighting hand to hand is better and healthier!

  • @southerndeth
    @southerndeth 4 роки тому +40

    Everyone needs to watch "The Social Dilemma".

    • @daya820
      @daya820 4 роки тому +1

      It’s excellent!

  • @markozupanc6865
    @markozupanc6865 4 роки тому +154

    There's only one problem ... you can't reason with a narcissist ...

    • @sheilag2231
      @sheilag2231 4 роки тому +1

      Excuses. Excuses.

    • @RUTHLESSambition5
      @RUTHLESSambition5 4 роки тому +9

      If Trump wins I'm 100% ok with a civil war.. I can't take 4 more years.

    • @rynoburger1780
      @rynoburger1780 4 роки тому +11

      @@RUTHLESSambition5 The only problem is you enemy is better trained, better armed and better prepared than your side

    • @reedfry301
      @reedfry301 4 роки тому +11

      You don't know what it means to be a narcissist. The only people who we should even consider for the job as president are the ones who don't want it. If you believe you can and should be president of the most powerful nation on the planet, you are inherently a narcissist.

    • @OriginalRAB
      @OriginalRAB 4 роки тому +1

      You can trick them though. Just make it seem like it would benefit them more.

  • @leannhocuspocus4810
    @leannhocuspocus4810 4 роки тому +79

    When TV personalities have to actively add "Political De-escalation" to their resume. How did we even get here?

    • @nlgrrtt
      @nlgrrtt 4 роки тому

      Because they escalated 4 years ago

    • @darkriku12
      @darkriku12 4 роки тому +6

      @Shane Jones Lmao you "right winged" idiots that always thump your chest and want civil war, would never be able to endure the conditions of what civil war means. You can't even wear a mask without bitching and moaning for a year! Nevermind the fact that more than half of liberals are armed, yet don't feel insecure enough to have the need to wave them around everywhere to feel tough. You're the party of claiming to be silenced on a UA-cam video with 10 million views! A party of goddamn delusion and insecurity. Without any real foundations of actually being conservative or fiscally responsible.
      Most of y'all that want civil war can't even run 100m without having a heart attack from the McDonald's and meth. Don't waste your breath.

    • @maxphillips299
      @maxphillips299 3 роки тому +2

      the Left since 2016, pretty much.

    • @OutrageIsNow
      @OutrageIsNow 3 роки тому

      @@maxphillips299 smort!

    • @quabledistocficklepo3597
      @quabledistocficklepo3597 3 роки тому +3

      Leann Hocus Pocus
      His recipe for "Political De-escalation" is as sincere as Biden's plea for unity.

  • @schoolcraft420
    @schoolcraft420 4 роки тому +95

    6:03 I work at a grocery store, I want to yell that most nights.

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 4 роки тому +6

      Me too. Our store just did a major reno and put a fence from the cash to the door, and we got new buggies that lock immediately if you try to go out the door without going through a checkout. First night we had them, I got almost 10 carts stuck in the door trying to put them back after working on a plano all night. Try explaining a shitload of stuck buggies in the door to the opening manager.

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 4 роки тому +1

      Well then give us free groceries and we wont need to steal from you.

    • @EnhancedChimp
      @EnhancedChimp 4 роки тому +9

      @@Mictla155 get a job and you won't have to steal🤔

    • @loungelizard836
      @loungelizard836 4 роки тому +2

      @@EnhancedChimp you can get a job with Trump administration and you won't have to work another day of your life! But your knees will always be scuffed and your nose brown! Or maybe orange.

    • @loungelizard836
      @loungelizard836 4 роки тому

      @@candie1230 Wow! Where is your store?

  • @G120-j6z
    @G120-j6z 4 роки тому +37

    Frank Zappa said the most common element in the universe isn’t hydrogen, it’s stupidity. That insight was sad and funny at the same time. Now we know the most common element is actually hate. That’s just sad.

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому +3

      Hate is a symptom of stupidity. So I think those words hold up.

  • @Lutherson1962
    @Lutherson1962 4 роки тому +94

    Family is most likely suspect in a murder... Just FN sayin

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +1

      @@NOT_ANOTHER_FPV
      Democrats don't stock ammunition
      Its religious right wingers that want a rapture, civil war.

    • @bradleysmith9431
      @bradleysmith9431 3 роки тому +1

      @@thereisnosanctuary6184 obama stock piled 1.6BILLION rounds of ammunition for the department of homeland security!

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому

      @@NOT_ANOTHER_FPV Funny, cuz he didn't tell anyone to revolt when Trump won in 2016.

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому

      @@bradleysmith9431 Yeah, and if he took those bullets away you'd call him an enemy of Homeland Security who hates America and wants our law enforcement not to be armed.

    • @zachkh
      @zachkh 3 роки тому

      @@bradleysmith9431 it’s cute you think liberals and conservatives are actual enemies.

  • @brandonpackard6112
    @brandonpackard6112 4 роки тому +16

    i'm a hardcore conservative but I love Bill Maher.

    • @Matlockization
      @Matlockization 4 роки тому +4

      Then you'll be welcomed in the democrat party, they need straight talking conservatives like yourself.

    • @spritualelitist665
      @spritualelitist665 4 роки тому +1

      @@Matlockization no thankyou..why would be come over to you progressive loonies

    • @Matlockization
      @Matlockization 4 роки тому +1

      @@spritualelitist665 I was being sarcastic, you are right of course.

  • @peterunge5811
    @peterunge5811 4 роки тому +36

    The two side can only heal if there are more sides aka parties. And this can only happen if the electoral system is changed, not only the president, but also parties according to popular vote. If you get 5%, you should have 5% of the seats. That way parties need to make alliances and can't just perma-hate one another.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 роки тому +3

      Hmm...intriguing.... Do we have examples of this in European action? "5% of the seats"...but to get things moving, vote along with the 50% majority.... I see.

    • @dusantomasevic5246
      @dusantomasevic5246 4 роки тому +3

      There is (was) Unity 2020 idea that came from Bret Weinstein. A concept that is meant to fight the duopoly. They started late for these elections and twitter also censored it but they will try making it work for 2024. You should check that out.

    • @intrepidtomato
      @intrepidtomato 4 роки тому +3

      @@markfoster1520 Ireland has a very interesting proportional representation system. You can't just vote for your preference, you can also rank the other parties in order of preference, which is (it's complicated) factored into the result.
      Bottom line, winner takes it all is evil and (as seen in the US and UK ) leads to bitter division, and leads people away from policy debates to 'my side right or wrong'

    • @reneewilliams1747
      @reneewilliams1747 4 роки тому +1

      When a President wins the election, he/she should have to choose the VP from the other party. I think that's the best way to work together and get along!

  • @wileyschmitt
    @wileyschmitt 4 роки тому +68

    The Battle of Trader Joe's didn't have a parking spot available for 5 full hours!

    • @planetearth7824
      @planetearth7824 4 роки тому +1

      and their stuff isn't even that good. while foods is better

    • @adamsdav2440
      @adamsdav2440 4 роки тому +1

      I've never had that problem on my bicycle!

    • @adamsdav2440
      @adamsdav2440 4 роки тому +2

      @@planetearth7824 Yeah, not! Whole Foods sucks, every since Amazon bought it. I hate it, that place really sucks balls.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt 4 роки тому

      @@adamsdav2440 Fo sho, I skate or walk, got tired of cars and all the hassle and stress that comes along with depending on one.

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 4 роки тому +40

    I blew out the hit I was trying to hold at "STEALING BAD" :D

    • @Yo_Gma
      @Yo_Gma 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao 🤣

    • @gregvondare
      @gregvondare 4 роки тому +1

      But, dude, you should do some thing about that cough!

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 4 роки тому +1

      Waste of waste.

  • @SuperHoldenC
    @SuperHoldenC 4 роки тому +133

    Holy hell the audience is annoying

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +7

      _Ikr?_
      After so many shows that have started being cast from homes, going back to an audience is annoying.

    • @av_8596
      @av_8596 4 роки тому +9

      They'll applaud to just about anything he says.

    • @haginmatt
      @haginmatt 4 роки тому +4

      It's the writers and crew.

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 4 роки тому +2

      Only if you’re a Republican

    • @smolsnek14
      @smolsnek14 4 роки тому +1

      at four and a half minutes in, Bill looks annoyed at the audience.

  • @bgaripov
    @bgaripov 4 роки тому +188

    “We are not good at war, they are not good at civil”.
    EDIT: for those who don’t get it, he’s asking left not to start the war. So who’s not good at civil?

    • @mattphoenix1342
      @mattphoenix1342 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated Comment

    • @Bawbster1
      @Bawbster1 4 роки тому +23

      Classic case of projection. I would put our civil behaviour during Obama's corrupt and divisive 8 years in office up against the left's behaviour for what will be Trumps 8 years in office any day of the week snowflake.

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 4 роки тому +43

      @@Bawbster1 Obama united, Trump divided.

    • @zombielove981
      @zombielove981 4 роки тому +13

      @@Mictla155 We've been divided since before Obama, idk when it started but Obama continued it. Trump is the one opening our eyes to the division and trying to reunite us.

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 4 роки тому +34

      @@zombielove981 No Trump is dividing us even more and has already begun to embolden right wing terrorist groups, imagine if he has 4 more years in power people are going to have to start killing the right, neighbor against neighbor against neighbor just to cleanse this country. It will be glorious like a purge movie every day.

  • @zz9840
    @zz9840 4 роки тому +74

    The seal screaming “woooo” is so annoying.

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 4 роки тому +1

      He got his powder from Trump Jr.

    • @GoldenPhil
      @GoldenPhil 4 роки тому +2

      yes i heard that woo wooing seal. out of control. someone please shut them up

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 4 роки тому

      'Murican tradition

    • @surfacegr1nder705
      @surfacegr1nder705 4 роки тому +1

      It’s one of the camera people or a producer. This happens almost every RT. I’m surprised it’s taken people this long to get annoyed with it. Usually it’s some guy, starting with a yelled “Yeah!!!”

    • @mroberts566
      @mroberts566 4 роки тому

      I made the mistake of reading your comment half way through the video. After that, all I could hear was "woooooooo."

  • @HeavyAndLow
    @HeavyAndLow 4 роки тому +49

    He talks about unity with divisive rhetoric. Very effective.

    • @charlesmcgowen7238
      @charlesmcgowen7238 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, divisive rhetoric always helps. And Bill Maher lines his pockets delivering it to his audience.

    • @j74s98
      @j74s98 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, let's belittle and condescend to the people you're trying to convince not to burn your castle down.

    • @loveworld5026
      @loveworld5026 4 роки тому +4

      At the end of the day he is a comedian and thats how he makes a living...how about you just taking the message and leaving the messenger out of it ...is that too hard for you?

    • @johnnino2755
      @johnnino2755 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly 👍

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 роки тому

      @TheReck IsComing Your lobotomy scar is showing
      Please remove your Ignoranium helmet

  • @pushuppoppies8718
    @pushuppoppies8718 4 роки тому +1

    love how he says it like it is

  • @vonBottorff
    @vonBottorff 4 роки тому +42

    We had one of the "neatest" civil wars in history -- nice neat border line, nice neat battles with guys nice enough to wear one of two uniforms. Only in a few places like Missouri and Kansas did the sh** get weird. So yeah, a typical civil war is where everyone's on top of one another -- or regional in very fine-grained way -- and the killing and destruction (and did I say killing?) is happening all around you. England's civil war was a bit like that -- and I maintain you can still see the collective PTSD almost 500 years later.

    • @j74s98
      @j74s98 4 роки тому +4

      Yugoslavia.

    • @lokroma
      @lokroma 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously?? This is sarcasm, correct?

    • @vonBottorff
      @vonBottorff 4 роки тому +2

      @@lokroma It's relativity. Relative to how bad a civil war can be, ours was _relatively_ neat and clean and well-defined. IOW, as bad as our Civil War was, it can be even worse. Get it?

    • @meatiesogarcia6478
      @meatiesogarcia6478 4 роки тому +7

      True. In Spanish Civil War almost more people died executed behind the lines rather than in battle. Families tear each other apart, and in many places the battle were regional: there wasn't a frontline, but two sides fighting for the same region until one would triumph and purge the other side, so they could join the general frontline. You could see a milita band coming to a village, they asked the locals about known leaders or sympathisers of the other side, so they could go to their houses, drag them out and shot them. Most of the time, they took them to walk around the village, so everybody would know what happens to the other side ("el paseíllo"). A Nationalist general accused all the reds of being homosexual, and encourage his troops to rape every woman to show them how manly the Nationalists were.
      Civil wars are fucking hell. I would prefer to lose a war against a foreign enemy than win it against my own.

    • @vonBottorff
      @vonBottorff 4 роки тому

      @John Rencheck Lincoln would have argued with you. "With malice toward none, with charity for all. . ."

  • @ZeroOskul
    @ZeroOskul 4 роки тому +53

    "[Tyrants] injure and oppress the people under their administration, provoking them to cry out and complain, and then make that very outcry the foundation for new oppressions and persecutions."~Andrew Hamilton, 1735 (NOT Alexander Hamilton)
    The Trial of John Peter Zenger for Libeling the Colonial Government in 1735 is why we have free speech and free press on this continent.
    A transcript of the trial, which was a popular little book at the time, was in possession of Thomas Jefferson when drafting the Declaration of Independence and inspired the First Amendment to the Constitution.
    This is a short section of the full transcript:
    www.dialogue2.ca/EG-alexander-hamilton-1735.html

    • @MorrigansRaven3944
      @MorrigansRaven3944 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you!❤💯👍

    • @PresidentUSVI
      @PresidentUSVI 4 роки тому +3

      Facts

    • @totalt6600
      @totalt6600 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you. If only the public schools taught history.

    • @thomasfraser9072
      @thomasfraser9072 4 роки тому

      So which side holds the tyrant today?

    • @poole4684
      @poole4684 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomasfraser9072 The one's currently in power of course, we'll see how Biden does when he's in office. I'm expecting disappointment, but as long as we control corona and get to some normalcy and I can ignore the president/politics for a while I'll be fine.

  • @b-meaker99
    @b-meaker99 4 роки тому +24

    "I don't want to fight the Battle of Trader Joe's" yeah, me neither, they have the best cheese crisps.

  • @urbanfabchic
    @urbanfabchic 4 роки тому +1

    Preach, Bill!

  • @travelwithme8989
    @travelwithme8989 4 роки тому +63

    the most important sentence in the end: "no other country will take us"

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 4 роки тому +12

      The border with Canada is closed indefinitely due to the U.S. being the most diseased nation on Earth.

    • @robwyers5306
      @robwyers5306 4 роки тому +7

      Canada will take New England, California Oregon and Washington state. Screw the rest.

    • @adamsdav2440
      @adamsdav2440 4 роки тому

      @@AnnoyingMoose Does that include your mother?

    • @adamsdav2440
      @adamsdav2440 4 роки тому

      @@robwyers5306 It should be called gay England.

    • @ravenwhiteduck6460
      @ravenwhiteduck6460 4 роки тому +6

      @@robwyers5306 no let me be very clear as a Canadian in the meanest way possible, please go away, thank you, sorry about that

  • @One-Headlight
    @One-Headlight 4 роки тому +98

    "I dont want to fight the battle of Trader Joe's" lol only in America people will get this

    • @j.s.m.5351
      @j.s.m.5351 4 роки тому +18

      It’s a grocery store, owned by a German company in fact. Non-Americans know what grocery stores are.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 4 роки тому +2

      Or Canadians who used to cross the border pre2016 to shop there. Love trader joes!

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 роки тому +5

      @@j.s.m.5351 You’ll have to forgive him. Many Americans think that every country outside of America is the third world.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 4 роки тому +5

      i'm american and i don't get this alleged joke

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 4 роки тому +4

      Oh the battle of Aldi’s is gonna be lit. (Btw I’m Canadian and I know Trader Joe’s & Aldi’s are grocery stores)

  • @milanfilipovic6426
    @milanfilipovic6426 4 роки тому +22

    Even when he’s trying to unify he’s divisive 😂

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 4 роки тому +9

      Trump has unified the country....against him.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 роки тому +7

      The left can’t help but be divisive. They hate America, yet won’t leave.

    • @chaznonya4
      @chaznonya4 4 роки тому +2

      @@squatch545 Except for the vast majority that's getting ready to reelect him. Yeah, we're pretty united in that we believe Demokkkrats are out of their effen minds. You haven't been this upset since we freed your slaves the last time.

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 4 роки тому

      @@chaznonya4 Lol....keep dreaming.

    • @chaznonya4
      @chaznonya4 4 роки тому

      @@squatch545 Yep, get mad, we are freeing your slaves from the demokkkrat plantation. No more victimhood, no more breaking up families, no more murdering babies.

  • @jamesmcneill9243
    @jamesmcneill9243 4 роки тому

    Straight real facts.

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 4 роки тому +28

    *STOP CLAPPING AND CHEERING EVERY 5 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @GoldenPhil
      @GoldenPhil 4 роки тому +2

      i know right his mindless clapping woo wooing seals were quite out of control today. spread the word maybe someone on the show can do something about it

    • @marquettegloves9907
      @marquettegloves9907 4 роки тому +3

      They have to laugh at every joke or Bill will call them a bad audience and whine about it. I love him but he does it nearly every show.

    • @afonsords
      @afonsords 4 роки тому +2

      @@marquettegloves9907 It's so awkward when he does that. And, in turn, the audience's reaction to 95% of whatever he says is also awkward.

    • @maxsalman783
      @maxsalman783 4 роки тому +1

      It was better when filmed from his home...

  • @mcgruff3309
    @mcgruff3309 4 роки тому +17

    Corporations win who ever wins, they have their filthy hands in both parties and that is the problem.

    • @59375
      @59375 4 роки тому

      Why isn't there a law prohibiting the participation of Corporate entities in politics. It seems like a simple solution to me. Anyone in politics found getting money, from any company, they go to jail. It's like you see the problem, you know the solution but implementing that solution seems hard. Also put some age restriction for governmental representatives, 70 is max and 35 is minimum.

  • @SenorMoody
    @SenorMoody 4 роки тому +5

    "The Battle of Trader Joe's" I laughed so hard, I choked on my coffee!

  • @arnoldfiebig9776
    @arnoldfiebig9776 4 роки тому

    One of your very BEST !

  • @varunchowdary599
    @varunchowdary599 3 роки тому +10

    Kodak shifted to making chemicals for various things including pharmaceuticals using their expertise in manufacturing photo films and chemicals. They're not a camera company anymore.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 3 роки тому

      @Jim Frazier they still don’t make drugs themselves. They only supply some chemicals. It’s insane to give them millions of tax dollars for something they can’t do

  • @hopeemch8511
    @hopeemch8511 4 роки тому +5

    The last couple days are so trying. Thank god I have this, Bill's absolute most brilliant and funniest of 2020, to bring me back to calm for the time being. Then a few more poll checks and my anxiety mounts and I'm back again laughing as much as I did the first time. I've shared it with everyone I know. I may survive the whole election mess because of this one video which brings the best out of Bill Maher the way I hope these elections will bring the best to the polls to take our country back.

  • @evanhce135
    @evanhce135 3 роки тому +3

    “If you lose, don’t loot the treasury” have fun looting the capitol!

  • @vlastaerickson6852
    @vlastaerickson6852 4 роки тому

    Excellent report, well said, thank you.

  • @jessimms3316
    @jessimms3316 4 роки тому +6

    War is not civil at all guys. Never take the term 'civil war' too literally.

    • @Dbusdriver71
      @Dbusdriver71 4 роки тому

      I really like what Maher said; 'The definition of family is people who hate each other WITHOUT resorting to violence'. Its so true. but sometimes Maher is FULL of 'sh#t'. Who was it that was looting and burning down whole city blocks and driving businesses out of town?

  • @jtrost87
    @jtrost87 4 роки тому +79

    I'm a registered independent. I live in small town America. I have friends and family who voted for Trump. I have friends and family who voted for Biden. At the end of the day we ARE supposed to come together and do what is right for the country.

    • @shakirawantstobeme288
      @shakirawantstobeme288 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly I don’t want to vote for Trump or Biden does this make me a bad person ?

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@shakirawantstobeme288 eh, I suppose you could vote for a third party. If you weren't planning on voting anyway, at least you're making a (very tiny) statement about what you would prefer. (I am certainly not doing this, but it seems like the best option in your situation short of pressuring you to vote for one of the major candidates).

    • @rubricscube_
      @rubricscube_ 4 роки тому

      @@shakirawantstobeme288 I don't think it makes you a bad person, though.

    • @yoyobrando9243
      @yoyobrando9243 4 роки тому +7

      @@shakirawantstobeme288 Nope. It doesn't make you a bad person. It means you're quite normal, and appalled by the circus. I would, however, make a recommendation:
      Suck it up, and vote for whomever of the 'big 2' you dislike the least. Whomever you vote for is totally your call, and your right. Go get the sticker. But don't vote third party, .... yet. Don't get me wrong, I believe the change we need will only happen when our binary party system had some opposition from a 3rd party with teeth. The problem is that as long as we have an electoral college a 3rd party candidate doesn't stand a chance. So vote, and then petition like hell to your congressmen, senators, mayors, governors to lead a movement to abolish the electoral college. Then, hopefully, in 2024 we'll have some candidates that we can be proud of. Until then hold your nose, and pull the lever for whomever doesn't make you actually vomit.

    • @1973Pippster
      @1973Pippster 4 роки тому +3

      There was a time I would agree. Not anymore.

  • @JBugz777
    @JBugz777 4 роки тому +24

    "Stealing BAD" now where have I heard that before??🤔

    • @dianemcdonnell1055
      @dianemcdonnell1055 4 роки тому +4

      The church going people.lol

    • @irider1201
      @irider1201 4 роки тому +2

      That one goes way back.

    • @douglei4413
      @douglei4413 4 роки тому

      @@dianemcdonnell1055 . it's not written in the bible.

    • @dianemcdonnell1055
      @dianemcdonnell1055 4 роки тому

      @@douglei4413 it's not right ok we're you not fought that

  • @tikvahaham8919
    @tikvahaham8919 3 роки тому +1

    He is brilliant

  • @justacrewchief4561
    @justacrewchief4561 4 роки тому +17

    This is a far cry from saying you’d want a recession to put the president out. Kudos.

    • @mirbramo94
      @mirbramo94 4 роки тому +1

      I was just thinking that the other day. Looks like he got his wish too and then some.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah Bill sometimes doesn't think through the consequences of his bright ideas.

  • @inSpihr
    @inSpihr 4 роки тому +30

    When you realize WW2 was only one lifetime ago so the probability of WW3 happening in our lifetimes is high.

    • @coolbrounderscore
      @coolbrounderscore 3 роки тому +5

      Super different world now. WWII was the end of an era of world history. The aftershock of WWI, which was itself the death rattle of the old monarchical societies. Not to mention we live in a world of nuclear weapons. We won't see another war like WWII ever again. We would nuke each other into oblivion long before it grew to that scale.

    • @WinstonSmith1997
      @WinstonSmith1997 3 роки тому

      I fear China and Russia joining forces against the US.
      While people here are distracted by identity politics and trivial matters, China is getting stronger.
      BLM and Antifa want socialism.
      Be careful for what you ask for.

  • @joeyj6808
    @joeyj6808 4 роки тому +48

    "I cant believe Leopards ate my face!" says woman who voted for Leopards Will Eat Your Face Party

  • @marymcdermott9581
    @marymcdermott9581 3 роки тому

    Thank you Bill..........we have to turn now to reconciliation , understanding and acceptance

  • @jerryjones7293
    @jerryjones7293 4 роки тому +5

    I love definition of family. People who hate each other but don't resort to violence.

  • @abdenbichikoun2652
    @abdenbichikoun2652 4 роки тому +11

    King Hassan II
    « An old man is not the one whose body has aged, but rather whose mind has aged.»

    • @weblightstudio8215
      @weblightstudio8215 4 роки тому +2

      I am old. My mind thinks I am 23 but the pills and the look on women's faces when I flirt says. I am old

    • @randystone4903
      @randystone4903 4 роки тому

      As a teenager I was called an old man, now that I am old I'm living as a young man. More adventures, trustworthy friends, and more women who appreciate a decent guy.

    • @weblightstudio8215
      @weblightstudio8215 4 роки тому

      @@randystone4903 Happy for you Randy. That is how we wish it could be

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +1

      @@weblightstudio8215
      Feel ya, brah

    • @quabledistocficklepo3597
      @quabledistocficklepo3597 3 роки тому

      abdenbi CHIKOUN
      Hey, stop picking on Joe Biden. He can't help it if he's senile.

  • @HOTTIUSMAXIMUS
    @HOTTIUSMAXIMUS 4 роки тому +33

    So Bill: WHY didn't you give this message out four years ago?

    • @jayeell1253
      @jayeell1253 3 роки тому +11

      He did though, in alot different ways over the years

    • @ryanhaggett6626
      @ryanhaggett6626 3 роки тому +8

      Uhh he did.

  • @sircharlesnot
    @sircharlesnot 4 роки тому +2

    I love how you equate actual theft with perceived or unfounded theft. Your m.o. - Russia collusion etc

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 4 роки тому +4

    The Mitch McConnell joke was priceless! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edpool9007
    @edpool9007 4 роки тому +30

    Thief steals a loaf of bread: 1 year probation.
    Politicians/CEO’s steal millions: Re-elected/Bonuses/promoted.

    • @jeffbunnell
      @jeffbunnell 4 роки тому +1

      And when was the last time you saw one of those looters with a shopping cart full of bread? Never, unless bread now comes in boxes that says “65 inch OLED”🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @edpool9007
      @edpool9007 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeffbunnell who said anything about looters? Why are you making that correlation? I’m talking about the unjust unfair justice system and how politicians get away with theft everyday of their lives and they get rewarded.

    • @jeffbunnell
      @jeffbunnell 4 роки тому +1

      @@edpool9007 Nobody's running into these businesses for a loaf of bread.

    • @mad_cat_1st
      @mad_cat_1st 4 роки тому +1

      It's BILLIONS, Ed. With a "B". I hope they all get intestinal cancer and die bleeding from the ass.

  • @puravida5683
    @puravida5683 4 роки тому +7

    I left the country.......enjoying life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, in Costa Rica.🇨🇷

    • @frednicholson
      @frednicholson 4 роки тому +4

      I've been thinking New Zealand or Iceland recently.

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 4 роки тому +1

      I did the same but i live in africa- its amazing!!!!!

    • @kanaric
      @kanaric 4 роки тому

      lmfao costa rica? a country people literally flee from and people get paid $1 a day lmfao.

    • @EagleRockers
      @EagleRockers 4 роки тому

      Bye, bye!

    • @amyiverson8802
      @amyiverson8802 4 роки тому +6

      @@kanaric Costa Rican’s get universal healthcare and their democracy is rated as higher quality than ours, educate yourself trumptard

  • @yorkerold
    @yorkerold 3 роки тому +1

    And go straight towards revolution.

  • @sarysa
    @sarysa 4 роки тому +21

    A civil war in 2020 is something that would be not only pointless, but also we'd likely never recover from it. Military power is so much more overwhelming today than it was in 1861, one side would surely get shafted in that regard. If it went nuclear, it would end us.
    Though, if states were to secede again, would either side even want a civil war, given the predictable horrific outcome? It's likely that with today's MAD, the US would be forced to let it happen.

    • @sandysmith1005
      @sandysmith1005 4 роки тому +3

      sarysa...getting about 4 possible different meanings out of your statement, want to know what the bottom line Is! Dog whistles don't work for me..me human!

    • @IFKY
      @IFKY 4 роки тому

      I don’t care I want the other side to suffer

    • @MrAhuraMazda
      @MrAhuraMazda 4 роки тому +1

      Just dont "Race Appropriate" our nukes, guns and all the other weapons and medical tech we invented. If we're not allowed to "appropriate" your "culture", just remember that when push comes to shove and use spears and witch doctors please.

    • @sandysmith1005
      @sandysmith1005 4 роки тому

      FORCED? You aren't going to be forced, that's your sad choice...NOT what America is!

    • @michaelschweigart3517
      @michaelschweigart3517 4 роки тому

      Putin and his minions would be reclining back and admiring their handy work

  • @mcawesome4150
    @mcawesome4150 4 роки тому +25

    "the definition of a family is people hating each other without resorting to violence" spot on

    • @faragar1791
      @faragar1791 4 роки тому +3

      1. I don't think that's even in the same ball park as the actual definition of "family".
      2. As someone whose family has a long history of divorces, I can guarantee you that in a family where everyone hates one another, that family isn't going to be a family for long.

    • @mcawesome4150
      @mcawesome4150 4 роки тому

      @@faragar1791 What are you rambling about? And who said anything about being together?

    • @faragar1791
      @faragar1791 4 роки тому

      @@mcawesome4150
      "The definition of a family is people hating each other without resorting to violence"
      Im saying that "definition" sounds nothing like what an actual family should be.

    • @mcawesome4150
      @mcawesome4150 4 роки тому +1

      @@faragar1791 reality is often disappointing

    • @faragar1791
      @faragar1791 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcawesome4150
      A family where everyone hates one another isn't a family.

  • @1mespud
    @1mespud 4 роки тому +4

    Can't comment for the rest of America,
    but you gotta feel respect for these Bill Maher gospel moments..

  • @josephgamby8882
    @josephgamby8882 4 роки тому

    Right again bill.. You're simply the best

  • @Gess575
    @Gess575 4 роки тому +45

    "Selling pardons on Craig's List" funny, not funny

    •  4 роки тому +1

      Accurate. Not funny.

  • @thrillmonkey
    @thrillmonkey 4 роки тому +14

    Social media is seriously the worst thing that ever happened to this country

    • @johnsmith-zd5he
      @johnsmith-zd5he 4 роки тому

      AMEN!!!

    • @michaellongo3538
      @michaellongo3538 4 роки тому

      Social media is AMERICA'S CONSCIOUS.

    • @johnsmith-zd5he
      @johnsmith-zd5he 4 роки тому

      @@michaellongo3538 Yes but super biased against anyone who goes against the left narrative. Needs burned down and a fresh rebirth unlike all these innocent peoples homes and businesses burned to the ground.

    • @Anuthal
      @Anuthal 3 роки тому

      @@michaellongo3538 Social media is for idiots.

  • @jacquelinehartvelt
    @jacquelinehartvelt 4 роки тому

    You are wonderful and so intelligent !

  • @jeanius123
    @jeanius123 4 роки тому +14

    my take on this is america is bankrupt and will be held to those terms. however, poor people in poor neighbourhoods are so so so polite to each other because they know... there is no 5 - 0. we will survive!

  • @chepaukground7608
    @chepaukground7608 4 роки тому +18

    5G: Exactly the same thing happened in India 12 years back. It was 2G then and the govt in power awarded it to cronies via no bid contracts, the people of India lost.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 4 роки тому +1

      George Bush got away with it in Iraq. Trump will probably get away with it here.

  • @beltop5
    @beltop5 4 роки тому +8

    Admire ya Bill, good on ya for coming through when the chips are down, spilling off the table and pouring into the gutter.

    • @michaelschweigart3517
      @michaelschweigart3517 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sorry, I don't understand what your analogy is for. Don't get me wrong though, I can most definitely "see" it

    • @dannywitt5160
      @dannywitt5160 4 роки тому

      Bill M. is a Liberal Beta male ! He made his huge fame off Bush now Trump ! F him

  • @nikgarcia2823
    @nikgarcia2823 4 роки тому

    Touché, Pussycat!

  • @frednicholson
    @frednicholson 4 роки тому +17

    People might get along better if media personalities didn't lie about what the other side is doing.

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 роки тому

      But that's their whole business model

    • @hubgiles7889
      @hubgiles7889 4 роки тому

      Media does not lie, Trump is the liar. The media merely
      revels his lies.

  • @valwhitehead7777
    @valwhitehead7777 4 роки тому +6

    I'm with the "red" state side... But thank you for being heart felt and enternaining.... :}

  • @officialcalvinwayman
    @officialcalvinwayman 4 роки тому +4

    It’s so epic seeing this now-on the Friday the week of election (it’s not currently “called” but looking like Biden is going to win). And Trump is behaving EXACTLY how Bill is describing here.

  • @sukhs1317
    @sukhs1317 4 роки тому

    Good inspirational speech Mr Maher.

  • @Travisonring
    @Travisonring 4 роки тому +4

    Thing is we do get along, we generally have similar views believe it or not. I have yet to talk to any democrat in any form of anger or resentment when we actually sit down and talk. Unfortunately the media is encouraging bad behavior to get hits for money.

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 роки тому

      The media's main philosophy is "divide and conquer"

    • @xQuinn2013x
      @xQuinn2013x 4 роки тому

      We all generally want the same things, the difference comes with how we get there

    • @erl7466
      @erl7466 4 роки тому +1

      guys, let’s not blame the media so much. how about those tv ads eh? how about the constant press of lies and misinformation that goes back centuries being provided by businesses and especially corporations. the media is tame compared to them, with some exceptions. repeating the narrative that the media is the enemy is getting tired when you ignore all the much worse concerns.

  • @yvettebenjamin8683
    @yvettebenjamin8683 4 роки тому +10

    Did Bill ever think that he put the idea of Trump not leaving the White House. He said it often enough. Did he subconsciously want Trump to do this?

    • @soilhalo27
      @soilhalo27 4 роки тому +1

      Put idea in trump's head possibly. Bill want him to try I don't think so

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm 4 роки тому +5

      He just verbalized all the "hints" Trump was putting out there and everyone else was ignoring.

    • @heathercommonsense377
      @heathercommonsense377 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe he had a moment of clarity, realizing that the USA may very well re-elect Trump, followed by the realization that if so, the radicals will attempt to totally destroy our imperfect, yet beautiful American communities beyond recognition.

    • @AlohaBlockchain
      @AlohaBlockchain 4 роки тому

      Hillary straight out that Biden should never concede.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 4 роки тому +1

      You never know. He did say he wanted an economic crash so severe it would lever Trump out of office next election. He was also pro-Vietnam-war. He is a means justifies the ends guy, happy to recommend dire consequences ... for other people, that is.

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 4 роки тому +10

    I left the country. I moved to Mexico in March.

  • @ianstolar
    @ianstolar 4 роки тому +1

    Perfect.

  • @gcnd9031
    @gcnd9031 4 роки тому +8

    As a well armed conservative who falls into the 34%, I appreciate and agree with this message.
    However, a note of warning: we're no longer being pushed around. Take your wins and back off...America is a pretty awesome place.

    • @ZimmZutinZayai
      @ZimmZutinZayai 2 роки тому

      As a slightly armed liberal who's unaware of the percentage I fall into, so do I. Oh, and America is fucking awesome!

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 роки тому +4

    Conservatives live in very remote areas to not know what being human is...

  • @louielouie22
    @louielouie22 4 роки тому +22

    Here we are election day and trump is already demanding a recount in Wisconsin! Bill you were right hes not leaving

    • @TheDneaves
      @TheDneaves 4 роки тому +1

      @Keith Dupree Yeah, whatever you say fruit cake

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому +1

      @Keith Dupree If America was built on the Word of God, the First Amendment would look more like the First Commandment. As it is, the two are somewhat contradictory in nature.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому

      @Keith Dupree Wasn't sure if you were gaslighting, or confused about Cuba. Literally nothing of what you just said is true. The Democrats aren't Communists, and aren't even socialists. Politics in the US is so far skewed off the Right end of the spectrum that your Democrats are more closely aligned with Canada's Conservative Party, or what the REST of the world calls, "the Right."
      Democrats don't support killing babies, much less black babies. They support a woman's right to choose whether or not to remain pregnant. After all, even IF you were to give the fetus rights, those rights would then be infringing on the rights of the mother, and as the saying goes, "your right to swing your fist ends at my nose."
      God doesn't exist, and the Devil is no more real than Lord Voldemort. They're all fiction, so grow up and stop believing in the fairy tales of bronze-age goat-herders.
      If you had even a passing familiarity with Jewish laws and custom (you know, where your precious 10 Commandments come from?), then you'd know that a fetus is not a person until it breathes the breath of life. In other words, until that fetus reaches term and can survive on it's own, it is considered to be a part of the mother. And if you've ever actually read the Old Testament, you'd know that God doesn't give a shit about babies.
      Now, if you don't want people to get abortions, there's an easy solution: Condoms, and a comprehensive sex education, rather than that "abstinence only" failure that you Christians keep throwing around. The Jews allowed for abortion if the woman's life was in danger, but you overly-religious bigots won't even allow that.
      You can't stop people from having sex. More abortions are carried out in Conservative states than in Democratic ones. The same is true, and to the same degree, of teen pregnancies, and the reason is obvious: Those secular Democrats aren't afraid to teach their kids about safe sex.

    • @dobryden22
      @dobryden22 4 роки тому

      and for good reason. if you sold you car and got paid in counterfeit would you fight it or accept it?

    • @mc00094
      @mc00094 4 роки тому

      It's a constitutional right of any candidate to ask for a recount, Biden could do it too, Al Gore did it, wtf you on about?

  • @JessieG0226
    @JessieG0226 4 роки тому

    Take what you like and leave the rest! This is ‘some of’ Bill Maher’s best!

  • @minnehonk1
    @minnehonk1 4 роки тому +22

    I left..I’m not rich.. unless having 12 kids makes me rich.. all voting blue...lol 🤣

    • @adamsdav2440
      @adamsdav2440 4 роки тому +1

      Just remember the electoral college decides the president and those votes are controlled by the illuminati, so you're vote as an American citizen for US President is worthless!

    • @Kittymancer78
      @Kittymancer78 4 роки тому

      💜💜💜

  • @abdenbichikoun2652
    @abdenbichikoun2652 4 роки тому +3

    It happened on this day, November 2
    1917 Balfour Declaration proclaims support for a Jewish state in Palestine.