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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2019
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Donald Trump Jr. getting subpoenaed.
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  • @yoitsjo8848
    @yoitsjo8848 5 років тому +1999

    “Mitch McConnel, who always looks like he’s watching a man slowly drown.” 😂😂😂👍🏾

    • @sunzet4640
      @sunzet4640 5 років тому +39

      I laughed for a a minute and a half straight at that. Funniest joke I've ever heard form weekend update this year.

    • @Tostorito
      @Tostorito 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @geraldjones8010
      @geraldjones8010 4 роки тому +9

      Hahahaha watched that stoned

    • @thevampirecielphantomhive2342
      @thevampirecielphantomhive2342 3 роки тому +8

      Or that if you scare him he'll go into his suit like a shell 🐢

    • @spornge
      @spornge 3 роки тому +3

      Oh my God I just saw this clip and for the longest time I have been trying to think how to describe his look and that is totally it .

  • @zakkhetfield1963
    @zakkhetfield1963 5 років тому +2051

    That Mitch McConnell "man slowly drowning" line is one of the funniest jokes told on Weekend Update, ever. Jost was on fire this week.

    • @stelladallasAlabama
      @stelladallasAlabama 5 років тому +46

      I laugh just thinking about mitch watching a man drowning. McConnell is spineless

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +3

      Love to hear Colbeet say that one lol

    • @lsubandtrumpet2014
      @lsubandtrumpet2014 5 років тому +8

      Looks like he got no neck and his chins smiles

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 років тому +3

      @@lsubandtrumpet2014you mean, neck-labia smile?

    • @snpandsnb1953
      @snpandsnb1953 5 років тому +2

      because its true

  • @beka9719
    @beka9719 4 роки тому +702

    “For the Florida Panhandle, it was basically the Gettysburg Address.”I live in the panhandle, and I’m gonna be honest, he’s right.

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 4 роки тому +2

      Lol!

    • @dethledr
      @dethledr 3 роки тому +16

      I grew up in the Florida Panhandle, and those comments were so on point. It's called Lower Alabama for a reason.

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 3 роки тому +3

      My condolences

    • @iggysixx
      @iggysixx Рік тому

      Helping you get to 666 likes ;)

  • @Jackieb741
    @Jackieb741 5 років тому +214

    “Eric got a subpoena from Detective Pikachu” oh my god 🤣

    • @ritwik1410
      @ritwik1410 3 роки тому +1

      I didnt get this. Can someone explain and inevitably ruin the joke for me?

    • @fablethewolf825
      @fablethewolf825 3 роки тому +4

      This version on Eric is...let’s say simple. Detective Pikachu’s sapena was so he didn’t feel left out when everyone else was getting into trouble.

  • @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946
    @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 5 років тому +1118

    Florida - The more north you go the more south it gets.

    • @KillaSin515
      @KillaSin515 5 років тому +19

      I understand that reference.

    • @maryanndickson107
      @maryanndickson107 5 років тому +3

      @@KillaSin515 Me too.

    • @ridingwithjon3048
      @ridingwithjon3048 5 років тому +7

      Lol as someone who left Jacksonville.

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq 5 років тому +28

      Well, they don't have long, the global warming they don't believe in, will take care of that peninsula.

    • @MadisonM1
      @MadisonM1 5 років тому

      Riding With Jon lol as someone who is currently leaving Jacksonville

  • @rogerwilliams4742
    @rogerwilliams4742 5 років тому +201

    That rally clip was UN-REAL. Wow..

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 4 роки тому +19

      Everything about this administration has been unreal. The first few weeks, it literally was not unusual for me to wake up and wonder if it had just been a nightmare. Oh, how I wish it had.

  • @valenciadale3506
    @valenciadale3506 5 років тому +74

    Michael Che was getting emotional. He’s such a proud father 😂.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 5 років тому +745

    Can't be married to the ultimate bully and run an anti-bullying campaign.

    • @victrola2007
      @victrola2007 5 років тому +18

      Is that anything like being married to a confirmed philanderer/rapist who also lied about his acts in the White House, discrediting a child rape victim as a defence attorney, demran her spouse's victims and still have the gall to run for presidency?

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому +17

      victrola2007 - Philanderer yes; rapist NO. Stop telling stories.

    • @jaditelady173mary4
      @jaditelady173mary4 5 років тому +16

      @@victrola2007 The law says you have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, then one will be assigned to you by the court. If you are assigned by the court to defend someone...you must to the best of your ability provide the best defense or lose your license to practice law. Hillary was assigned the child rapist case by the court. She asked to be removed from it, but was denied by the presiding judge.
      There are many cases that attorneys don't want to be put in the position to defend. But unfortunately there are a shortage of attorneys that work for legal aid..it doesn't pay squat and the resources to hire professionals to assist in your case is not there either.
      All you have to do is pull the court records to see this information to get a full understanding of why she had to defend this person. She was told to do it and she did her job. I just wish people would do some research before forming an opinion on something that's been repeated to reflect badly on anyone...And just watching Fox News is not research. Every city, state, etc have public records that can be assessed either in person or by going to their local or state government web sites.
      The federal government provides all kinds of information on the web these days. There is no excuse in not being able to find information that is backed up by reputable sources. Any reputable media outlet will provides sources of information to substantiate fact from fiction. The problem is people are too lazy to look something up themselves and will just believe any lie or statement made if they think it benefits them. And will continue to do so until it's too late.

    • @jaditelady173mary4
      @jaditelady173mary4 5 років тому +1

      @E. L. Hicks I think Victrola2007 was talking about Clinton and some of the others were referring to TRUMP. Unless Clinton has been married more than one time that I know of.

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому +10

      Gilda Provenzano - What are you talking about? I despise Trump. Victrola2007 was trying to deflect attention away from Trump's shortcomings by trying to put attention on someone else instead. Oldest, and most obvious, trick in the book. I clarified that Clinton may have cheated, but he wasn't a rapist. Regardless, it doesn't change Trump's culpability for his many lies and wrongdoings.

  • @brandonhunter3166
    @brandonhunter3166 5 років тому +339

    “Mitch McConnell, who always looks like he’s watching a man slowly drown” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @oggearhound2242
      @oggearhound2242 5 років тому

      His wife is the daughter of a CCP shipbuilding tycoon (tankers, freighters) worth mega-billions and sponsored by the ^^

    • @FUB654
      @FUB654 5 років тому +1

      Sheldon from Family Guy

  • @AmyBlackRoseCena
    @AmyBlackRoseCena 5 років тому +579

    Eric being served by Detective Pikachu lmao.

  • @keithcollier1457
    @keithcollier1457 5 років тому +54

    Fox and Friends couldn't even look into the camera--lying through their teeth.

  • @dogsforever5707
    @dogsforever5707 5 років тому +38

    I have to keep rewatching when Colin says "I love you guys in the pan handle y'all are murdering snake freaks" because for since reason his voice just keeps cracking me up

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo 5 років тому +225

    "And so he didn't feel left out, Eric got a subpoena from Detective Pikachu". 😅😂

  • @beastemeauxde7029
    @beastemeauxde7029 5 років тому +92

    Wow. Couldn't avoid the most obvious tell. Touched the face so hard she blocked her words.

  • @alexyandfriends
    @alexyandfriends 5 років тому +168

    “Most black players didn’t show up in protest”
    Said trump: “Perfect!”
    😂😂 MAN I LOVE SNL

  • @danandam7100
    @danandam7100 5 років тому +42

    "hello, Kook Squad??" 😂😂😂

  • @jfcha744
    @jfcha744 5 років тому +36

    This weeks jokes were 🔥🔥🔥 R Kelly babysitting 🤣 🤣

  • @TheFallenTM
    @TheFallenTM 5 років тому +382

    That Mitch McConnell line was Gold
    Edit: Thxs for the likes.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 років тому +6

      Nah, if McTurtle would be watching man drowning, he had that creepy smile on

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 5 років тому +6

      C,mon Kentucky, is this really who you are?

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 років тому +3

      @@beckyguelette5114 significant enough part to elect and re-elect such people like McConnell...

  • @lindamoize6959
    @lindamoize6959 4 роки тому +693

    Did this president ever do his job or just continue to hold rallies just to boost his own ego

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 4 роки тому +13

      SAD!

    • @bridgetwhyte7803
      @bridgetwhyte7803 4 роки тому +42

      I love that you say did in the past tense. It gives me hope.

    • @Sami19837
      @Sami19837 4 роки тому +28

      Bridget Whyte -Yeah you posted a month ago...it is worse. Now he’s actually killing people holding back masks from governors unless they show him respect. His ego is causing death.

    • @blueseruser
      @blueseruser 4 роки тому +14

      Egotistical mother,,.....ing bastard!!! The USA. Deserves better! History and the rest of his pathetic life will not be kind to him and the dastardly Republicans who saved his sorry ass from being removed.....,,!

    • @thevampirecielphantomhive2342
      @thevampirecielphantomhive2342 3 роки тому +9

      No...no he doesn't...always remember this is what happens when you elect a rich trustfund baby as president

  • @DaMaLoJo
    @DaMaLoJo 3 роки тому +41

    I'm dying to know what Colin was hiding under the desk just before they went live

  • @BenjHouston
    @BenjHouston 5 років тому +30

    “Come on blonde lady..” lol

  • @paulford9120
    @paulford9120 5 років тому +208

    Some of the Trumpettes comments here are just too funny. They're SO desperate to avoid the facts. 🤣

    • @jerrycraig6522
      @jerrycraig6522 5 років тому +4

      The fact is he talks about it when it was happening and on the first episode of the apprentice, it's not new news morons get your facts straight, stop listening to propaganda!!! Was funny

    • @Aitcheoz
      @Aitcheoz 5 років тому +1

      You're the one crying about the most minor of descent in your circle jerk SNL hug box 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Aitcheoz
      @Aitcheoz 5 років тому

      @John3:16 Pitbull You watch msnbc and SNL, your opinion is invalid - brainwashed sheepy.

    • @gildaprovenzano2787
      @gildaprovenzano2787 5 років тому +5

      Paul Ford I know.Crying trumpflakes all over!!!

    • @gildaprovenzano2787
      @gildaprovenzano2787 5 років тому +1

      Aitcheoz LOL!!!!! CONSERVATIVES go after you morons.And those news sites do notclie like Fux News.I should know.I watched Fux for 5 years.And they only ones who had pussy grabbers and wife beaters.SAID BY CONSERVATIVE WOMEN. Fux knew for DECADES.

  • @komalkhan3695
    @komalkhan3695 5 років тому +36

    Bruh snl and late show hosts b keeping me alive for the past few years 😅

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 років тому

      What the fuck do. Is he talking about. He s brain damaged for sure. His he ll get us into a wsr and deny doing it. If he carried about america he d resign now and dis appear out of public site and continue to do his immoral illegal activities.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +459

    Trump - “So always keep your eyes open, be careful and let law enforcement know when you see a kook.”
    Colin - “Hello, kook squad?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AdolfoCardoza777
      @AdolfoCardoza777 5 років тому +4

      Democrats Empire want illegal immigrants as slave

    • @AdolfoCardoza777
      @AdolfoCardoza777 5 років тому +5

      CNN = Fake News

    • @RoseNoho
      @RoseNoho 5 років тому +5

      That was painfully funny.

    • @NicoleKe
      @NicoleKe 5 років тому +18

      Adolfo Cardoza Shut your face lil boy.

    • @oggearhound2242
      @oggearhound2242 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/f3PJF0YE-x4/v-deo.html

  • @stevenej9894
    @stevenej9894 3 роки тому +12

    "Stop re-litigating the election". Great advice, Mitch!

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 роки тому +1

      And...in 2020/21. Hmmmmmmm

  • @jonesq63
    @jonesq63 3 роки тому +5

    The boys came out swinging on this one. They were brutal. Brutally funny. Colin was taking no prisoners.

  • @KillaSin515
    @KillaSin515 5 років тому +61

    Yeah the Florida Panhandle is basically Alabama. I get it. lol

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo 5 років тому +44

    "Senate Leader, Mitch McConnell, who always looks like he's watching man slowly drown". 😭🤣

  • @lorrie2878
    @lorrie2878 5 років тому +317

    "Made in America" tags made in China, now, that's funny!

    • @abram730
      @abram730 5 років тому +10

      American flags are made in China.

    • @lucienberl
      @lucienberl 5 років тому +1

      Ya cause your brain washed to think we r not good enough.

    • @elywinn9675
      @elywinn9675 5 років тому

      Lorrie when the 1930’s?

    • @Jonnyc448
      @Jonnyc448 5 років тому

      @joe s Wow, typical leftists who says they hate America, but their able to say they hate America because they live in America. To put it in words you’ll understand, check your American privilege!

    • @gildaprovenzano2787
      @gildaprovenzano2787 5 років тому

      I Think My Dog Is a Cat The only traitors are trumptards.TRUMPISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER.Put up by lifelong CONSERVATIVE vet.Calls you traitors and pussies.

  • @aaronpartin1512
    @aaronpartin1512 5 років тому +14

    She was checking to see if her nose grew. Lol!

  • @Jaywalk-uq6wy
    @Jaywalk-uq6wy 3 роки тому +2

    “Gettysburg Address”
    😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

  • @BuildingCenter
    @BuildingCenter 5 років тому +511

    They opened up giggling. Lead story was just too audacious for Colin and Michael. I understand, fellas. I understand.

    • @alternativefacts3050
      @alternativefacts3050 5 років тому +77

      @Tim Mill Clarification: Are we complaining about people laughing on a comedy show?

    • @roccaflocca4312
      @roccaflocca4312 5 років тому +46

      They weren't quite ready for their shot, that's why they were laughing.

    • @jongottem9601
      @jongottem9601 5 років тому +5

      no whats stupid is trump wrote a book about his loses,this news is decades old lmao hell he even said it during the opening on the show Apprentice.hahahah Its sad the false narratives and lies people believe.

    • @roccaflocca4312
      @roccaflocca4312 5 років тому +23

      @@jongottem9601 ... Like the one where Trump pretends to be a successful businessman?

    • @ledagra5266
      @ledagra5266 5 років тому +4

      @@roccaflocca4312 #gottem

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 5 років тому +196

    My daughter spoke complete sentences that made sense at 1 year. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @cassidyclay463
      @cassidyclay463 4 роки тому

      no she didn't? kids don't do that at one year

    • @breadsrights6824
      @breadsrights6824 4 роки тому +6

      Cassidy Bell if u knew the joke

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 4 роки тому

      No u

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 4 роки тому

      @jcriesforanhour I am very sorry for what I said but so should you considering your stupid sewing playlist

    • @Rssul
      @Rssul 3 роки тому

      I bet trump took him 7years.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 4 роки тому +14

    Did he really just say to ‘let law enforcement know when you see a kook’? 😳😳😳

    • @melanieclark2668
      @melanieclark2668 4 роки тому +6

      He did indeed. But for the last two-plus years countless people have been reporting a kook in the White House and law enforcement hasn't done shit about it.

  • @hobbicles28
    @hobbicles28 5 років тому +13

    “Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows.” (Peggy Noonan, “What I Saw at the Revolution,” 1990)

  • @kingofarkansas2710
    @kingofarkansas2710 5 років тому +19

    0:25 Seriously why does Trump look like Count Dracula in the picture

    • @MetteC5
      @MetteC5 5 років тому +7

      Because he sucks
      ... life out of people

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +305

    There is no "Be Best" campaign. We know it and Melania knows it. Lol

    • @NicholasLittlejohn
      @NicholasLittlejohn 5 років тому +16

      It's said Melania is paid a million a month to escort Trump.

    • @oggearhound2242
      @oggearhound2242 5 років тому +5

      You're correct! Just Be You! ~:-¤

    • @TheEnigmaticDeenTruth
      @TheEnigmaticDeenTruth 5 років тому

      I've seen 3 different Be Best events....

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 5 років тому +6

      The Don of Truth Seekers...and it’s been a year That sounds about right.

    • @carltonwomble9038
      @carltonwomble9038 5 років тому +2

      Ikr?

  • @Jaywalk-uq6wy
    @Jaywalk-uq6wy 4 роки тому +4

    “Florida Panhandle........Gettysburg Address”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 5 років тому +31

    It's amazing that they laughed when this opened. This is just too ridiculous!! You can't make this stuff up!!😝

  • @rineetajose7518
    @rineetajose7518 5 років тому +75

    Literally kept refreshing to see Weekend Update!!!

  • @OffbeatWorlds
    @OffbeatWorlds 5 років тому +25

    "And just to give you an idea of how bad it was, it lasted 33 years less than Spirit." 😂😂😂

  • @cookie9655
    @cookie9655 5 років тому +16

    The wypepo laughing and clapping in the background at a man screaming "SHOOT EM!!" as a solution to the imagination conversation made me so sick lol idk why I was even surprised

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому +4

      crushpetals - IKR?! And he smiles at them instead of setting them straight.

  • @darksungate
    @darksungate 3 роки тому +18

    I like how Trump hosted SNL and yet they still insult him whenever they say his name

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +428

    “Well guys, it turns out that Donald Trump may not be the financial genius that no one ever really thought he was”. 😜😂🤣🤣

    • @matimi0sbackflip455
      @matimi0sbackflip455 5 років тому +8

      Unemployment below 3% ...

    • @breakingames7772
      @breakingames7772 5 років тому +18

      You guys treat American people like retarded, racist sexist, idiots, he said he lost billions in the first episode of the apprentice! And his book! Please Keep up the Stalinistic socialist attitude it's getting him re-elected

    • @TheGuerillapatriot
      @TheGuerillapatriot 5 років тому +9

      Trump wrote about all of this, it's called The Art Of The Comeback. Hello?

    • @Spectre11B
      @Spectre11B 5 років тому +28

      @@matimi0sbackflip455 Unemployment is 3.8%... It was 4.7 when Obama left office. and was 7.8% when he took office. You do the math....

    • @choochdrews
      @choochdrews 5 років тому +23

      @@Spectre11B Stop using logic these people have no use for reasoning.

  • @melme33
    @melme33 5 років тому +129

    I wonder how much he made off of that book he didn't write? 😂

    • @danielbaig
      @danielbaig 5 років тому +8

      Mel F
      A hell of a lot, actually, sadly. It sold a massive number of copies, and was on the [er, "failing"] New York Times bestseller lists for ages.
      It was probably one of his very, very few legitimate successes, no doubt in large part due to the fact that he didn't write it.

    • @Matt-fl8uy
      @Matt-fl8uy 5 років тому +5

      @@danielbaig But he reported losses for the 4 years that followed it, so he still lost more in other endeavors than he made with that crappy book.

    • @danielbaig
      @danielbaig 5 років тому +2

      @@Matt-fl8uy
      Good point!

    • @danielbaig
      @danielbaig 5 років тому +11

      You know, I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to Trump supporters, but, as a comment posted just above demonstrates, it's hard to do that when they actually think they're being clever(?) or something by making incredibly juvenile homophobic, sexist, racist, etc. "jokes".
      I guess it makes them feel good? Because such, er, arguments?, certainly aren't exactly, uh, "persuasive" to anybody who's not at their same sub-sophomoric level.

    • @Matt-fl8uy
      @Matt-fl8uy 5 років тому +7

      @Dale Anderson You're just upset that donny needed to use ghost writers for all of his books. When you read his Twitter feed, it becomes obvious why.
      Also, fun jab at the homophobia, but your kind are dying out. In 30 years, history won't be kind to you.

  • @TheOriginalFrankMatthews
    @TheOriginalFrankMatthews 5 років тому +69

    Never thought I would want Bush back.

    • @Aitcheoz
      @Aitcheoz 5 років тому +2

      Of course a libcuck who subscribes to identity politics would want his globalist back.

    • @gildaprovenzano2787
      @gildaprovenzano2787 5 років тому

      Aitcheoz LOL!!!!! Traitor trumptards are too funny!!!

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 5 років тому +4

      Trump makes Nixon look like an honorable man. Tell me I'm wrong.

    • @gildaprovenzano2787
      @gildaprovenzano2787 5 років тому +1

      KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS Nope. You are not wrong.

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 5 років тому

      Bullsheit

  • @liammiller2139
    @liammiller2139 2 роки тому +2

    McConnell saying Demos should "Stop Re-litigating the election" Is so funny and ironic in 2021

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 5 років тому +586

    People in insane asylums look at clips of Trump's deranged and incoherent ramblings at his rallies and think to themselves " wow....I could be president too."

    • @chadnuts
      @chadnuts 5 років тому +5

      People see that Obama could be president, now they think racism still holds people down.

    • @ryanlawrence2225
      @ryanlawrence2225 5 років тому +3

      You could make Obama look like an idiot if you cut up his videos too, but you don't really have to cut up his videos to make him look like an idiot.

    • @charlescruz2180
      @charlescruz2180 5 років тому +26

      Ryan Lawrence. You are whats called in the Con game as "A MARK".

    • @gopstench1883
      @gopstench1883 5 років тому +19

      Not to mention, how many of them in asylums are smarter than Trump !

    • @gopstench1883
      @gopstench1883 5 років тому +25

      @@ryanlawrence2225 Lol The only ones who make Trump look like an idiot is him and his supporters.

  • @Jonnyc448
    @Jonnyc448 5 років тому +8

    He wrote an entire book about losing money in the 90s, this is public knowledge!

  • @pica8039
    @pica8039 5 років тому +20

    Colin and Michael, YOU ARE DA BOMBS!!!! Thanks for your show!!!! Keep it up!!!!

    • @trcy1977
      @trcy1977 5 років тому

      They are sexual predators. Stink bombs.

    • @jenniferhodges7281
      @jenniferhodges7281 5 років тому

      what do you mean they are sexual predators?

    • @trcy1977
      @trcy1977 5 років тому

      @@jenniferhodges7281 History! DNA doesn't change. Persians are boy/girl lovers.

    • @jenniferhodges7281
      @jenniferhodges7281 5 років тому

      the Persians thing that might be true,but colin and michael aren't Persians

  • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
    @cleverusernamenexttime2779 3 роки тому +2

    That talking into the hand joke is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 5 років тому +9

    Maybe trump spent the billion on replacing lost golf balls with the one up his sleeve. 🏌️‍♂️

  • @englishhomework8330
    @englishhomework8330 5 років тому +74

    "watching a man drown"
    mhm he's watching the country drown

  • @amelias8236
    @amelias8236 5 років тому +2

    1:46 AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA I love it...that is now one of my all time favorite lines ever. Colin was on fire today

  • @ASLUHLUHCE
    @ASLUHLUHCE 5 років тому +76

    He's only rich because of his father. Look into it.

    • @gildaprovenzano2787
      @gildaprovenzano2787 5 років тому +4

      Anonymous That has been established as FACT.Except for trumptards.

    • @raptorm8242
      @raptorm8242 4 роки тому +5

      His father wasn’t 3 billion rich. More like 300 million, which was divided amongst his siblings. Trump has obviously had more successes than losses or he would have blown his inheritance. I know it’s “fun” to pick on him but let’s think logically for a moment here.

    • @ASLUHLUHCE
      @ASLUHLUHCE 4 роки тому +1

      @@raptorm8242 ua-cam.com/video/SN7YFw3pQKI/v-deo.html

    • @Stamprisk21
      @Stamprisk21 4 роки тому

      Jost?

    • @darksungate
      @darksungate 3 роки тому +3

      Anonymous, so you believe everything you see on UA-cam? Also, when you study arguments, study both sides

  • @roccaflocca4312
    @roccaflocca4312 5 років тому +5

    Donald Trump claiming to be a billionaire is like KFC claiming the Double Down is the world's healthiest sandwich.

    • @oggearhound2242
      @oggearhound2242 5 років тому

      your highschool teacher called and said, "..you can do better than that."
      now go smoke another bowl and forget i was here.

    • @terencetaylor6880
      @terencetaylor6880 5 років тому

      He is actually a billionaire....

    • @roccaflocca4312
      @roccaflocca4312 5 років тому

      @@terencetaylor6880 Prove it. He won't. Most of his assets are real estate and his personal valuation of those properties, not the actual value.

  • @bigtaz504
    @bigtaz504 5 років тому +10

    They are killing it on weekend update

  • @ericl9738
    @ericl9738 4 роки тому +4

    3:58 that kid in the front looks so lost 😂

  • @samira7164
    @samira7164 5 років тому +2

    lmao Jost looked like he was about to fall out of his chair at the beginning lmao

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 5 років тому +22

    "senator mitch mcconnell, who always looks like he's watching a man slowly drown". well he did call himself the "grim reaper" for universal health care and global warming legislation.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 5 років тому +28

    like anyone believes he actually wrote anything

    • @oggearhound2242
      @oggearhound2242 5 років тому

      (:-þ) ua-cam.com/video/f3PJF0YE-x4/v-deo.html

    • @philphillips1810
      @philphillips1810 5 років тому +5

      Well, truthfully, he "wrote" quite a few bad checks when he was stiffing workers. 😂😂

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 5 років тому +1

      signing his EKG name doesn't count

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому

      You're right. He hired someone to write it for him. If he were as smart as he says he is, he'd never open his mouth unless it was to read someone else's words. But alas, the man's a freakin idiot.

  • @lopiklop
    @lopiklop Рік тому +1

    That "Made in USA" tags are made in China joke was hilarious. That should be a satire headline.

  • @phunchurchgirl
    @phunchurchgirl 5 років тому +7

    I miss that one week where SNL uploaded the Weekend Update clips in order

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 5 років тому +74

    when Faux News is more SNL than SNL.

    • @andrewwilliams5635
      @andrewwilliams5635 5 років тому +1

      Fox

    • @coreyfrasnelly7364
      @coreyfrasnelly7364 5 років тому +2

      The number 1 news network

    • @jensen1901
      @jensen1901 5 років тому +8

      @@coreyfrasnelly7364 number one for idiots who like liars and chicks in short skirts.

    • @Aitcheoz
      @Aitcheoz 5 років тому +2

      @@jensen1901 Yes because CNN, MSNBC etc are so much better. You people that point out shitty Fox are the funniest of all. Shows exactly how behind the times you are.

    • @jensen1901
      @jensen1901 5 років тому +3

      @@Aitcheoz CNN sucks ass but MSNBC has a lot of quality shows and they deal in facts, with actual reporters frequently on the network. Can't say the same for Fox, who have literal clowns on all the time to spew absolute nonsense.

  • @Mr_DPZ
    @Mr_DPZ 5 років тому +8

    This is the most SNL has made me laugh... ever.

    • @paulford9120
      @paulford9120 5 років тому +1

      Sometimes it's easy - report on anything the pres says! 🤣

  • @johnnarohlman
    @johnnarohlman 3 місяці тому

    “Hello kook squad” might be my favorite SNL line of all time

  • @lamontebenberry498
    @lamontebenberry498 4 роки тому +1

    R. Kelly writing a book on babysitting, absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 5 років тому +9

    Hey Mitch,
    " It ain't over 'til it's over" - Yogi Berra

  • @sennicgs
    @sennicgs 5 років тому +17

    They didn’t joke abt Trump tie Ivanka shoes MAGA hats all made in China.... but love Che’s personal take on that

  • @blankspace6799
    @blankspace6799 5 років тому +8

    Y did his rally in Florida look like he was in front of a green screen

    • @johnhorter1859
      @johnhorter1859 5 років тому +2

      I'm hoping that there are fewer trumptards nowadays that they can't surround by 360 degrees, requiring camera trickery. The images appear to be genuinely timed though because the admirer in blue cheers to the infantile "edge edge" chant synchronously with the Orange.

  • @frankieocnarf536
    @frankieocnarf536 5 років тому +2

    3:20 that man is standing in front of a greenscreen. He thought I wouldn’t notice but I did.

  • @leslieday17
    @leslieday17 5 років тому +7

    "Kook Squad" - YES

  • @tobydion3009
    @tobydion3009 5 років тому +28

    If only someone loved Trump enough to get him the help he needs since it's clear that he lost his mind a long time ago.

    • @NicholasLittlejohn
      @NicholasLittlejohn 5 років тому +2

      Anyone loves Trump? lolol

    • @WilliamBruhhh
      @WilliamBruhhh 5 років тому +1

      Nicholas Littlejohn I love him. He’s a great prez.

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 5 років тому +1

      You might want to stop getting your news from a comedy sketch show and do some research

    • @peackpr9
      @peackpr9 5 років тому

      @@ISOCZAR Why? Did the comedy sketch show lie like the president does?

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 5 років тому +2

      David Alves research what? We watched a clip of him ACTUALLY speaking... kudos on your love for the king of delusion 🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @Someone-ox3ot
    @Someone-ox3ot Рік тому

    "Let law enforcement know when you see a kook" wrong state sweetie lmao

  • @catfishmudflap
    @catfishmudflap 5 років тому +5

    This was the most hilarious episode Weekend Update...

  • @rickfrye9525
    @rickfrye9525 5 років тому +5

    I'm watching this from the Panhandle, he's right...

  • @rhoc1472
    @rhoc1472 5 років тому +28

    Reasons I moved from the panhandle- just wrap that speech up with a confederate flag🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Drwhy-wr4kc
    @Drwhy-wr4kc 4 роки тому +9

    Or Steve Harvey writing a book on relationships.

  • @KathySexton-dl2sx
    @KathySexton-dl2sx 5 років тому +3

    Im originally from the Florida panhandle and your right it was the Gettysburg address! LMAO. We have some backwoods people in our neck of the woods. LMAO Kook Squad

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 5 років тому +280

    But how can he _not_ be a billionaire? His coat is also a CAPE! Only RICH people wear stuff like that!!

    • @BenGrem917
      @BenGrem917 5 років тому +15

      90% Appearances, 7% Lies, 2% Assets from Daddy, 1% Self-earned Wealth

    • @Joby1980
      @Joby1980 5 років тому +10

      He looks like a super hero.
      “Captain Baby Carrot”

    • @judithmorneau6203
      @judithmorneau6203 5 років тому +5

      Wears cape thinks he looks slimmer.Fat & bloated more like it...

    • @terrikukla5017
      @terrikukla5017 5 років тому +8

      @@BenGrem917 fake university,slum lord, fake books, stealing from charities, money from Russia.

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 5 років тому +4

      @@judithmorneau6203
      OMG, I know. There's a teacher at my grandchildren's Jr High school that wears the same type coat, complete with the long red tie. I had to bite my tongue when I picked up the 7th &8th graders to keep from saying "Now all he needs is a hair weave to cover his balding head."

  • @theolamp5312
    @theolamp5312 5 років тому +23

    Forrest Gump was better at business than DJT.

    • @SLPMEX
      @SLPMEX 5 років тому +2

      Absofknlubtly yes,,he invested in some fruit,great business guy

    • @theolamp5312
      @theolamp5312 5 років тому +2

      @Jose Osomia - And, Forrest invested in shrimp. But, Trump hates being associated with small things.

  • @mulvaney6067
    @mulvaney6067 3 роки тому +3

    this aged so well

  • @helenlowe8445
    @helenlowe8445 5 років тому +1

    Not come on BLONDE LADY😂...I CAN'T WITH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 😅

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +49

    “Now, I love that during that period when he was losing a billion dollars he had the audacity to write a book about how great he was at business” 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @AdolfoCardoza777
      @AdolfoCardoza777 5 років тому +4

      Democrats Empire want illegal immigrants as slave

    • @AdolfoCardoza777
      @AdolfoCardoza777 5 років тому +5

      CNN = Fake News

    • @HappyBlanabaPlant
      @HappyBlanabaPlant 5 років тому +7

      Adolfo Cardoza you misspelled Fox

    • @AdolfoCardoza777
      @AdolfoCardoza777 5 років тому +2

      @@HappyBlanabaPlant I'm sorry that you can't read and don't understand stand English

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 5 років тому +4

      "The Art of The Deal" ….."I leveraged my last name to companies who had ideas and they actually made some money off of it to help me out of bankruptcy." This guy is now the president. So embarrassing.

  • @shauniebnaturalista6672
    @shauniebnaturalista6672 5 років тому +228

    President Broke-ahontas. Just what we thought.

    • @melme33
      @melme33 5 років тому +8

      I wish I could thumbs up that more than once. Dems need you for their campaign solely to make up nicknames. Someone hire this person immediately! 😂

    • @oggearhound2242
      @oggearhound2242 5 років тому +5

      TRUMP 2024 for President of The Moon!

    • @abi7183
      @abi7183 5 років тому +2

      Mel F Swiped from Bill Maher’s opening monologue on Friday! Lol 😂

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 5 років тому +1

      See, lefists can be racist too. Good job to you and Bill Maher for pointing that out!

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 5 років тому +2

      @Jennifer Erickson I'm pretty sure you don't know what a liberal is and I'd bet trump's negative billions you're a racist yourself.

  • @yankeeladee02
    @yankeeladee02 5 років тому +9

    “Hello, Kook Squad 📞” 😂

  • @tonylopezssharts
    @tonylopezssharts 3 роки тому

    MITCH MCCONNEL WHO ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HES WATCHING A MAN SLOWLY DROWN
    I TOOK A SIP OF WATER AND ITS COMING THROUGH MY NOSE LMAOIDNFOWIENF

  • @dillon8188
    @dillon8188 5 років тому +42

    Cory booker looks like a goofy version of Keagan Michael Key

    • @nope_no_nunya.
      @nope_no_nunya. 5 років тому +1

      😂Now I can't unsee it.

    • @sarar3385
      @sarar3385 5 років тому

      I’m sure this parody may happen for the 2020 election parodies

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 5 років тому

      Jodie Banks the fact you think communism is cool is laughable... probably up to the point where it effects you, will you see how idiotic you were and probably still will be 🤦🏿‍♀️

    • @aaronmaberry4815
      @aaronmaberry4815 5 років тому

      Mixed with van disel

    • @raptorm8242
      @raptorm8242 5 років тому

      Donny Ray Who cares leave him alone you fucking bomosexual

  • @aherrodlhs
    @aherrodlhs 5 років тому +4

    The weekend update is my favorite segment

  • @celinebb4021
    @celinebb4021 4 роки тому +5

    When he laughed about the border I was like wow we REALLY put him in office huh

  • @tripjet999
    @tripjet999 5 років тому +2

    @2:52 - "Separetely"? LOL.

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому

      Che's right then, the tag must have been made in China.

  • @LemonadepieX
    @LemonadepieX 5 років тому +61

    We’ve basically elected Bernie Madoff as President.

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 5 років тому +2

      That makes no sense , stop getting your news from a comedy sketch show and do some research

    • @LemonadepieX
      @LemonadepieX 5 років тому +11

      David Alves you’re right, it doesn’t. Bernie Madoff knew how to do his job. And are you triggered that a comedy show is mocking the utter failure that is your orange Jesus?

    • @kensmusic13
      @kensmusic13 5 років тому +3

      Unfortunately, it appears you are correct.

    • @heidithaw1072
      @heidithaw1072 5 років тому +10

      Except Bernie was smarter.

    • @mauriciovaladez8104
      @mauriciovaladez8104 5 років тому +4

      Worst president EVER !

  • @NKrypt
    @NKrypt 5 років тому +3

    I’m in high school and I don’t think I have ever even heard of Melania’s anti-bullying campaign until now

    • @Blackporto47
      @Blackporto47 5 років тому

      Probably because u are a bully

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому

      Her campaign is co-opted by her husband, President 💩. It’s now basically saying that bullies may torment anyone they like, and that any attempt to bring them to justice is criminal.

  • @laurasutherland2352
    @laurasutherland2352 5 років тому +1

    Melania is looking more and more like Lord Voldemort.

  • @seanoakley87
    @seanoakley87 5 років тому +2

    is Michael wearing jeans at the beginning hahaha

  • @riosricardo7400
    @riosricardo7400 5 років тому +45

    Honey you really wanna “ be Best “ You should respect yourself and walk away from that piece of shxt........... Just saying.....👮🏼‍♀️

  • @vintagegal7376
    @vintagegal7376 5 років тому +2

    These 2 are the best hosts of this show ever.

  • @saraups
    @saraups 4 роки тому

    When he said in a basket with strong rivers I was like MOSES?

  • @kathytripp8617
    @kathytripp8617 4 роки тому +2

    Great job you guys, I love it!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 5 років тому +11

    Trump was told how to pronounce Pete's name because he knew to well how to break it up into syllables.