A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information
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Hi there. I'm making a movie, and I need your help: bit.ly/GOATLAS
Hello
no
Huh.. this will suck
Think of all the productive things you could be doing, instead of making a video like this...
Schools: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
69 likes
that made me laugh out loud
creative
hi Im that person who has like 1.4K likes on their comment
So true
“How do we do taxes? Or get a job?”
Public schools:
*t h e m i t o c h o n d r i a i s t h e p o w e r h o u s e o f t h e c e l l*
@@amcat8015 a sQuARe PlUS b SqUArE eQuALS c SquaRE.
THE LAVA IS CALLED MAGMA WHEN UNDER THE GROUND. WATER GETS DISTRIBUTED INTO HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN WHEN ELECTRIFIED
1+1=2
I actually learned some of these facts in school
I feel smarter every time I watch one of these videos but my mom gets freaked out when I tell her the exact temperature of a day that was about 6 years ago :/
I dated a girl that could remember every outfit she wore for as long as she could remember. It was pretty wild!
@@davontewaltonaldo3347 For me, that's easy.
Ehem.... shirt and pant
@@BobRossCat for its... Shirt
Only a shirt
@@davontewaltonaldo3347 I heard that is a condition, isnt it?
@@shanikafayeanada5493 it's gotta be
I'm adding this to my "information", "fun fact", and "meme" playlist
Can u share those playlists?
Just extend this to 18 years and you got yourself a school
:)
yay 69 :)
true
School is 12 years, not 18
@@snipersytemsrosyida.8677 guys look he made a funni
“This video is sponsored by squarespace” ah yes, the title wasn’t lying
I thought that, too.
*Dang*
I thought the same thing lmao
Krazy Falcon Eat your cereal
@@jamesvelazquez1004 I just did my fellow cereal eater
thank you for making us think of the productive things we could be doing instead of watching this, you made me feel so guilty I opened my biology book for the first time in a week
good choice! 💖did you learn abt the runny nose during crying there? also a shitton of birbs die thanks to windmills 😮🙈i don't remember any more useful info among those useless facts😸 u didn't miss anything ✨
Me watching this on my own time: "Cool!"
Me watching the same thing for a school assignment:
This is the kind of knowledge you need in “who wants to be a millionaire “
Perfect comment
Time for him to apply
Lol
Write it down, write it down
As well as Jeopardy
15 minutes of useless information:
Schools: *_pathetic_*
schools: are u challenging me??
Schools : > 6 hours of useless information
Seems legit.
You fools will never match algebra
@@sploog your a fool it's all about advanced calculus
This video is like history class
I absolutely love how your face looks every time you do a fact. It’s like “I can’t believe this is what you want from me. Are you happy now?” 😂
Answer: YES!!! I love learning “useless” information and I don’t know why 😂
Austin: "Think of all the productive things you could be doing instead of watching a video like this"
Me: Thinks about my chemistry homework I’ve been avoiding
Austin's whiteboard: "STEREOCHEMISTRY"
all these facts are like....ALMOST interesting, but they're not.
when are we getting "20 minutes of almost interesting information", or "20 minutes of almost finished information", this one the information just stops right before it finishes.
I mean the candy shrinking thing doesn't surprise me but I'm glad I know it now even if it annoys me
They are pretty interesting, I love learning random shit
That's a great way of putting it
All of this facts are super interesting.
This is a movie adaptation of clicking "Random article" on Wikipedia for 15 minutes.
You should read Wikipedia:UnusualArticles
Nice pfp Tim
Random article usually gets you a random person, U.S. constituency, or a chemical compound
@@bangbangliu2146 or a weird bugspecie
75% of the time, if you start on a random article and click the first link, you’ll end up on philosophy
literally every Austin McConnell video: "this video is sponsored by square space"
"Think of all the productive stuff you can do instead of watching"
me: think about how I am more productive when I listen to useless information while doing productive work
“15 minutes of useless information”
Schools: “6 hours take it or leave it”
* About 12 years five days a week
My days last 7 hours 😐
mine is abt 9 hours😍🥺
8 h o u r s
Moonlit_Sky2712 mine too
700 thousand people: "Hmm, interesting."
Wow original
including you 🙃
But it is
I love this meme going around
786k people: "hmm, interesting."
I have learned many lessons in my life, but none are more valued than this: no knowledge is useless, it’s merely a question whether it’s relevant or not.
Austin: this information is completely useless
Also Austin: tells us how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie
"this video is sponsored by Squarespace"
Me: damn this video comes straight to the point.
Hahaha
damn.
Ha, haha, nice
Haha lmao lol nice xDDD
“This video is sponsored by Squarepoint”
Me: damn this video comes straight to the space
Bonus:
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Only together can we stop this absolutely terrible thing
Woah
*wide grin* HEH HEH HEH HEH
Your parents were married the same day
Together we can STOP THIS
I was born at a very young age, so i didn't know...
The information about refrigerating your cookie dough is VERY USEFUL and very true. Another factoid to go with that is to carefully brown the butter first before creaming in the sugar. Mix as normal then refrigerate overnight. Try it.
Tornado watch: we have everything to make sloppy joes
Tornado warning:WERE HAVING TACOS RIGHT NOW, LOOK HERE COMES A TACO
now you know
It won't be "useless information" when I get on Jeopardy
Someone said it
BIG FACTS
fac
When someone asks why Draino is not good to be used in toilets, we know why
Rest in Peace Alex Trebek
Me, taking English, history and chemistry: *you fool. this is very useful to me.*
Ok
*lifts glasses and smirks*
ok
K.O.
Lmao this is a legit checkmate
*I'm trying to do my school work but for some reason this is more interesting*
Video: A solid 15 minutes of useless information
School: Are you challenging me??
It’s impressive that he can fit a whole semester of school into 15 mins
daaaaaaaaaaaamn
Proves that school is pointless
Yes! 15 mins is too much!
True
LOL
you say "useless" yet i remember literally the first fact was on my chemistry exam
so yeah it's all pretty useless
navity the one about square space?
Ooooooooooooh
Steriochemistry reminds me of radio probability so it seemed familiar to me on why they name it that.
Exams are useless
Same
The Cookies one is probably the most useful fact among these bc you can use it for a business
AustinMconnell : *makes 15 minute video of useless information*
Schools : You dare oppose me mortal
Well the information here is more useful than School
Mysteries of the universe:
1. Why was this on my recommended?
2. Why did I click on this?
RandomPotato Top ten questions science still can't answer
Why is this sponsored by squarespace and why is it useless information
I feel you.
Hey...the same thing happened to me.
Foonigy yes
*"insert overused school joke"*
*Insert lol true or any other common comment*
I'm mean the joke's not wrong.
Wellllll shoooootttt. I was about to make one.
@@bigboyexpress6668 *ba dum tss*
Liar
Austin: A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information!
Schools: hold my history class
Here’s another useless fact:
George Lazenby was the only James Bond actor that played the character for just one movie, that movie being On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, released in 1969.
And remember kids...
Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.
Edit: Yes, I know the importance of biology in life. My aunt is a general practitioner and my uncle is a nephrologist (kidney doctor). My grandpa was a veterinarian and later an official in the FDA. The point of the joke was to highlight the fact that the overwhelming majority of schools focus more on a part of a cell than they do on economics, finance, etc. In my years of schooling so far I have spent one unit every year since the 5th grade learning about cells and I have spent maybe 2 or three weeks total learning about economics and how to manage one’s finances.
Einstein was only able to do what he did because of this knowledge.
I thought it was my foot
This is useless for youtubers and trashmen i guess, because as a biochemist this is extremely important information that we use to create medicine that keep people like you alive and able to write comments like this on youtube.
Lucas Papadimitriou
Wooooooooosh
cant forget that lul
School: Only 15? Those are rookie numbers.
Facts
Rocco Sullivan *15 years
Copied
School: you dare oppose me mortal
Copied comment
Let's have a round of applause for the guys who swap out our 10,000 taste buds in the dead of night every couple weeks.
"I hope that was everything you've ever dreamed of"
Yes. I am thoroughly satisfied.
If this were charades the answer would be the american school system.
Pretty much
Except it’s a solid 15 years of useless information
eendo_ 😂😂😂
r/rareinsults
Why are you hating on school
I could watch this over and over because I forget everything he says in a second
I thought that even before watching it lol
whoaaa
School in a nutshell
Same
How is that so true? 😂
I fell asleep during online class watching this. That says a lot.
Austin: 15 Minutes of useless information
2.6Million People: Intresting
Schools: Finally! A worthy opponent
OUR BATTLE WILL BE “EDUCATIONAL!”
And useless
💀
if this was 8 hours, we’d have an entire, completely pointless school day.
school isnt constant information, often just doing nothing or going over stuff everyone already knows
Rob or doing stuff no one knew but it’s completely pointless to know anyway
i cant find the funni pls help
@Zac Weston-Edwards yeah
Zac Weston-Edwards i said “pointless” not “worthless.” they have two different meanings. there’s barely any classes i know of that have a point of going to.
Literally didn’t know the Vizio thing and my stand snapped 😂
Let's be honest here, this is way more interesting then what schools actually teach us
Why would people dislike this, they got what they wanted.
I guess they got some useful information out of this.
They disliked to be hated
The L man I see dat Mio pfp
Dislike bots smh
I dislike because I got useful info not what I was here for
The fact we all clicked on this video is crazy
We didn't search for this it found us
@@chuuyaswineglass2930 nope I came hear from a meme
Chuuya's Wine Glass Nope found this on Instagram and came here
_We_ are crazy
@@chuuyaswineglass2930 instagram meme from @chillhenessy
UA-cam: Solid 15 minutes of useless information
Schools: Lets test students on everything in this video, parents will teach taxes instead.
Parents: School should have taught you taxes.
Me: I know right?
I watch this because I find it genuinely funny, just because of how random it is.
Schools: *that’s cute*
Lol yeah
Veronika Johns for about 20 years
Just like school but shorter and there's no homework.
Honestly, school is a joke.
@@Badinjava agreed
@@GoinGreninja agreed on your agreement
@@System3200 agreed on your agreed on his agreed
And no guns
My headphones are broken and when I bump them a certain way they pause videos and it paused it after he said “alright let’s get to it” so I’m just sitting here having a staring contest with him for like 5 minutes before realizing what happened. I’m just here like “ah so it’s gonna be a 15 minute staring contest”
to be honest this video is entertaining and addictive and full of General knowledge. want more of this.
These seem like their gonna be fun facts, but they’re just not
Theyre just facts
There not fun
This thread managed to spell "they're" every possible wrong way
" useless "
Reid LeBlanc "der."
My chemistry teacher was actually pretty impressed when I told him about Stereochemistry! Now he expects me to be smart on every test :(
Now you regret it but at the same time you dont
So the info wasn't useless.
It was against you.
F
Lol
Every action has its consequences
But,I'm I'm primary still and get the 2nd highest grade on my stigma tests
7:38 Actually Plastic pipes used for plumbing are UPVC (Unplasticised Polyvynilchloride) that is amorphous polymer which tends to soften and become more plastic over a wide range of temperatures (Typically pliable / workable from around 120 degrees C) meaning the temps any chemical agent combined with the cooling effect of the water in the pipe is unlikely to cause any failure in the pipe.
The yellow light is programmed to to last 1 second for every 10 mph speed limit, if it’s 45mph you have 4.5 seconds to cross that light
Austin: “15 minutes of useless information”
Parents: you misspelled “years”
- goldenJay - another useless fact: I was the 100th person to like this comment
Useless fact: I’m the first one to like your reply
- goldenJay - useless fact: thanks
Fiona Hickey im the 9th like on this last reply boom useless fact
Ros Dragon 2 Acc ok, well I’m the first to like yours
Anothrr useless fact:
Water is boneless ice.
I never knew that
Ice is water with a boner
All ice is boneless
@@mangooverlord2014 they never said it wasn't
You know what else is boneless?
Jesper
*Clicks on video labeled A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information*
Video begins... "This video is brought to you by Squarespace."
Me: I see we're off to a great start.
Funny thing about this video is that the longer you watch it, the more ideas you gain of things that you could do instead of watching it
I SAW THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED AND I WAS LIKE: USELESS INFORMATION? GIVE ME
You know, this comment would be funnier if you didn't caps lock the sentence.
Klein nice
CAP LOCKS IS ANNOYING DONT USE IT
Same 😂
Diego Martín I WONT STOP >:)
This was useful
It taught me school is a waste of time
amelie rants this is the only, information my brain can remember without having a seizure XDv
Where did you learn to write?
@@coiledbug2394 Are you really gonna wooosh someone with a valid username?
ボン oh wow I didn’t read the username
@@hello.500yearsago8 You're wooooshing yourself
I used to think that homeschooling sucked, after reading the comments about people comparing this to public school, I think I'll stick to homeschooling. I enjoy knowing how to pay my taxes and how to fix my car.
I'm from Lubbock, it's just like any other small city not anything crazy but nothing boring about it
Game show researchers:
*"Write that down! Write that down!"*
Is that a Charles Le French reference
As a trivia night host at a bar, these videos have come in handy
@@chachaloup6673 no
Schools: *Noted*
500 laike
Now just imagine 8 hours of it. You got yourself a public school day
Kiwi Kiwi I was just gonna make that joke 😆 like I have 12 years of useless information
And I bet if you cut out all the fat; lunch, inbetween class time, work time and bathroom breaks, etc. You would have like 4 hours.
And I bet if you cut out all the fat; lunch, inbetween class time, work time and bathroom breaks, etc. You would have like 4 hours.
This will be top comment. I can see it
exactly...
I turn these videos on to sleep because Austin's voice is so soothing
It started off great: stereochemistry! Why not carry on and discuss chirality, enantiomers, and circular polarized light?
These aren’t completely useless. There has to be a time when some of these need to be needed. They’re more pointless than useless
Castle Crashers? Nice matey...
The one about cookies is definitely not useless
The one about tornadoes is definitely useful
i mean to be fair, they’re needed for this video to exist
Thanks for playing along
Austin: *15 min of useless info*
American School System: *a decade of useless info*
I would say do your work but I doubt you'll be anything great
Well said bro . School just teaches a bunch of shit .
It’s every school in the world
@@bro6046 come in northen Europe
In finland and denmark
Its Genti he’s not wrong though, schools across the globe teach an excess of info which renders a lot useless
In the Groundhog Day musical, which is about a guy named Phil, there are songs called “Philandering” and “Philanthropy” 😁
Ah yes
schools: vErY iMpoRtanT fAcTs yOu mUsT KnoW tHem
useless information:
starts with a mention of a sponsor
yep we got a great start
It's called UA-camrs need money to eat too, Karen -_-
@@allie7601 But do we, the viewer, care about the sponser?
@@Deadchannel547 No, but it's not _useless_
and it's not really information, either
It was especially useless since they didn't explain what a sponsor is.
Stolen comment
People making school jokes but I actually recognize some of these facts from school
Eat your cereal
And these facts are useless
Soooo you stole my Froot Loops
Eat your cereal.
Which means you're also learning useless stuff in school... Like all of us
thank you for helping me sleep to useless info better than social media useless info
Imagine watching this instead of stuffing for your finals.
Just image.
I’ve never heard the rules of Simon Says explained in such a sophisticated manner.
Imagine him describing Rock Paper Scissors.
@@jakepriddy3709 o no
@@jakepriddy3709 or tic tac toe
@@ochacouraraka219 Tic Tac Toe is a game where you make a 3x3 grid and strategically place either x’s or o’s. Players must take turns until a player gets 3 in a row or all 9 areas are filled. In that case it would end in a tie. (That’s most likely how it would go)
Or checkers and chess
Funny how humans understand that this is useless, which makes us want to click it more
Why "Funny how humans"? Are you a Alien?
Oliver Simão 🤣
@@olivercarrara I was saying the same thinhs
Going to school does that to you
Like how we know school is crap but still goes anyway
it’s the not the information we needed, it’s the information we wanted
"In second place of most useless information over a long period of time, AustinMcConnell with 15 minutes."
"In first place, school, with roughly 16 years of useless information."
“I’m up for it” is the same as “I’m down for it”
“Can’t you?” is the same as “Can you?”
And "maybe" is the same as "maybe not".
@@ezren_7140 maybe
@@sr.lontra maybe not
Can't you is not the same as can you
Can you hear that?
Can't you hear that? (This is a negative saying questioning someone's ability)
it is the same
Ngl this was one if the most informational 15 minutes I've ever had in my life.
And all of it was useless
Kinda sad
To be fair, it was a solid 15 minutes of information
Some of that was super usefull
Oh my god like a few minutes ago out of no where I was thinking if not gonna lie was a thing like ngl and I see ur comment
In the original Super Mario Bros., the power-up sound effect is a very sped-up version of the tune that plays after Mario clears a level and enters a castle
This has NBA stat commentary level of useless info. I salute this legendary approach.
Fun fact: Back when dinosaurs existed, there used to be volcanoes that were erupting on the moon.
Ehm... No
Does that mean it would’ve been possible to see lights on the surface of the moon?
Ok but that’s actually fairly interesting tho
@@Wert-eo7sz its a theory not fact.
People tend not to now the difference. Its like giving an answer for what dark matter is. There is only theory no satisfying mathmatical answer
@@silasglam2452 From wiki:
"A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method."
Relativity, natural selection, heliocentrism are all "only theories", despite being *hugely* researched and repeatedly confirmed. To say something is a theory doesn't mean there isn't mountains of evidence supporting it.
"This video is sponsored by Squarespace"
Yeah that's pretty useless information
69 like NICE
Hallo Benjamin ich liebe dich ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@ichmagpommes7949 Hallo
This would make a great reel to have playing in the background of a game for ambience, like a tv in the distance or something.
15 mins of useless information: exists
Schools: look what he needa just to mimic a fraction of my power
*99% of people:* SchOoL Is UsELess
*1% of people:* Other
*0% of people* wow I learned something
so im the 0%?
kingslayers shall rise r/wooooosh
7:21 that was legitimately one of the most helpful things i’ve learned all month
wow I learned something
@Aidan Gillespie Nyo-ho bro. Nyo-ho
“Which apparently causes cancer and reproductive harm when used in California”
*logic has left the chat*
i see those signs everywhere in California
*sigh*
California government
🤦
(read my name btw)
@@ddodd69 how is that a challenge ur literally doing nothing 😂
1k subscribers without any videos? CHALLENGE nobody wants to sub to you man
I NEVER KNEW THE SPACE BAR THING THAT COULD YAVE SAVED ME HOURS OF BEING FRUSTRATED TRYING TO GO TO ONE WORD OR LETTER DAMMMMN
I found a lot of these facts to be genuinely useful. I can't remember them though.
This is just a shortened version of every highschooler's school day.
Can confirm
Yup
y e s
yep
Except these are fun facts compared to what they teach you in high school
my mans just pressed "random article" on wikipedia about 30 times
Oh so I’m not the only one who did that?!
Its a common thing just like everyone watching same video in bed at 2 or 3 am or everyone imagine performing some great music in front of their class when they listen to it it on youtube or saving your class from evil ninjas or terrorist........ I think my commemt got too messy lol
PartTimeNoob what
PartTimeNoob don’t worry. I kinda understood you, lol.
"A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information"
First 3 seconds: "This video was sponsored by Squarespace"