dude for real until i see ur comment then i realized this video is a jk for getting women.even the first song is Metallica.not wodnerwall which i didn't find it sus lmaoo
I wish this video came out in the mid 90's when I was in my room playing all 3 of these songs. Who knew all I had to do was play in front of girls. It would have saved me from trying to hide a stack of magazines and the valuable VHS tapes labeled with names of all the different movies nobody would watch so they didn't pop them in the VCR. Hard to believe that nobody ever wondered why 16 year old me had all of the Benji movies.
That's too funny haha! In the 90's I had a VHS tape labeled "Fried Green Tomatoes" that had 3 adult films on it. Totally forgot about that until I read your comment lol
This was hilarious and entertaining and probably pretty sound advice too. But I was fully expecting and surprised when ‘Every Rose Has Its Thorn’ was not included. Liked and subscribed 👍🏼👍🏼
Thank you! I didn't even think of that song but I should've. Someone suggested I make an acoustic-guitar version of this video in the future and that song would be perfect for it. Again, thanks!
Love that you’ve a Syd Barrett poster behind you. He and Jim Morrison were my teenage heroes. As I became a more serious guitar player, they rapidly took a backseat to Jeff Beck, Dave Gilmour, Mark Knopfler, Buck Dharma, Lindsey Buckingham, and the one nobody gets amongst this crew-Jerry Cantrell.
Thanks. I'm not crazy about Pink Floyd (certainly don't hate them) in general, but I love their early stuff with Syd and Syd's solo stuff. Love the Doors, too. I think Jerry Cantrell is a great songwriter and guitarist - I have no problem with you throwing him in with those others :)
Ah man, I didnt realize that was going to be so funny.. ''the only guys who didnt get laid were guys playing Plush and Runaway Train'', ah that gave me a chuckle.
You Sir,Should be a required Teacher in Schools around America! Ya wanna stop violence and bring back Being Happy! At 48 yrs old,I can say your %100 correct at every detail you've said! I hope your words of wisdom spread to today's guys around the world! Time to start fkn and stop being so pissed off and the victim! Please Kids..Rock On,Have a Mother Fkn Great Time!!! Don't Hurt yourself or anyone...Just fck and rock and roll!
Thank you! The reason I decided to go with music-related comedy and not general comedy is because, if I was doing political jokes or social commentary, I'd be canceled reaaaaal quick cause I refuse to censor myself lol
I'll add to this, work in some funk dancy type songs, gets more females into the bar in the first place, and for some reason everyone loves feedback and waah pedal...id learn all these amazing shread solos, no one cared, but when waah the pedal comes on every head turns
In all honestly, I think it comes down to flashiness/showmanship a lot more than skill (in other words, perceived skill>actual skill). Not only does a wah pedal sound cool, it makes you look extra flashy cause you're using your hands AND feet... or at least foot lol. But in a bar setting, I totally agree with you. Funky, upbeat, and fun is the way to go. Thanks for watching!
I did consider it. It'll end up in some video I make eventually cause it's a good song, everyone knows it, and it's probably pretty easy to make fun of lol
This video is had me dead 💀 As a guy in his early twenties, the songs that have gotten me the most female attention were anime openings and 2000’s rock.
@MusicBsharp omfg brother. you have no idea how much i needed this today! i'm still f- laughing!! loloollololol "bassists without a band can't get laid." omfg MICDROP!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
From my own experience the 2 riffs that really impressed the ladies were the guitar riff of into the void by black Sabbath And the intro bass riff to N.I.B Oh and the bass riff to a song called dragonaut by sleep
@@billclinton3010 oh and you need to try and nail the sound the day i was playing these bass riffs in front of one of my female colleagues i remember that i made tons of mistakes but i was using tons of distortion and was visibly trying to hit the strings as hard as i can and she seemed to really like it which shows that looks and sound can sometimes be more important than the notes you play
While it's possible my philosophical insights come from the ugly beard that probably wasn't any more fashionable in ancient Greece than it is now... But more likely it's because I minored in philosophy as an undergrad ;)
Just gonna add,your the most real dude,coolest Fkr ever! Believe Im a little older than you,maybe not. But a man of truth is just that..thanks for sharing reality to youth! They need it now mote than ever!!
Thank you for all the kind words. I totally agree with everything you said in both comments. Life's too short to spend it angry & blaming the world for everything. I tried that for years and it got me nowhere. When I finally started to take responsibility for my own life and be more positive, amazing things started happening. Again, thank you. I'm trying to be funny in these videos first and foremost but also trying to keep it real. I think I may actually start a new channel, unscripted, where I'm just being real about whatever topic. With so many fake mfers online, there seems to be a real need for authenticity out there.
I can think of plenty more riffs, as a folk guitarist for 30 years, plenty of times, the oven was warm. Wish you were here, PF, Brown Eyed Girl, VM, Locomotive breath, JT. Pinball Wizard, TW, Knocking on Heavens Door, BD, Wild Horses, RS, Bad bad leeroy brown, JC. Anything from the Beatles, Clapton, Queen. If you expose yourself, women will flock.
Finally no bullshit guitar lesson! We can pretend we like art and instruments etc, but it all started to get attention from one particular girl) I’m working on a 1-1.5 hour Tool cover show exactly for these purposes😅 My ex wife hurt me so much I gotta have a lot of action to break even
Part 2 could be acoustic. Even less equipment. This could vary regionally, but "When You Say Nothing At All" originally by Keith Whitley and popularized by Allison Krause a decade later for the win in my area.
Instructions unclear, played the forbidden song at the guitar store. The girl was impressed, my guitar pal face palmed, and the guitar store dude gave me the boot. Yep, I knew I was playing with fire. And I deserved it
Listen to this man. Played a song For Talent show Freshman year of college. Barely knew how to play yet. Three hot blondes were giddy and wanted to take pictures with me after. I was a four-eyed, awkward, acne faced virgin. Attention from babes was all the motivation I needed to keep playing guitar to this day. If youre broke and/or ugly, Highly recommend guitar/singing skills. Play to win
How he never broke out in laughter is beyond me.
I like to imagine he breaks out in laughter after every cut lmao
Maysun beat me to it
Why would he? This is serious business.
Its becaus these are not jokes
you can hear him stuggle
As a grown man, I am so thankful he didn't pick up his guitar. I don't want to turn gay.
I've got bad news for you: 3:57
we support your declosetation in advance
@@Strummustunes Dear God. Noooooooooo!! (clutches pearls)
😂
dude for real until i see ur comment then i realized this video is a jk for getting women.even the first song is Metallica.not wodnerwall which i didn't find it sus lmaoo
@@brshkid666 wonderwall 🤣
Congrats on the sex bro
Thanks. It's pretty fantastic - especially when there's another person involved lol
No that’s bad, none before marriage
@@TheLuke...STAY HARD BRODERS ITS RAMADAN 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤜🤜🤜🤜
@@KasikerimStay strong bud.
@@musicbsharplmfao no way you do sex with another?
My family: he's learning so much in Music class
My music class:
The humor is kiling me while the song recommendations are reasonable
“1991 was a great year for pantie-wetting guitar riffs” - MusicBSharp, 2024
The writing in this is better than most Hollywood films
Thank you. Though if we're talking recent films, that's a pretty low bar to reach haha. But I'll still gladly take that as a compliment :)
Your delivery of this video is 10/10 dude , accompanied with the truth is just gold
Thank you, thank you!
Pretty funny man 😂
Bro didn't make a list, bro made a poem
He looks like he’s an NPC in a Tony Hawk game
Oooh, that's new. I've heard Minecraft character and GTA character... but this is the first THPS mention haha
HAHAHA TRUE
AHAHSHSGDGAJH ON POINT
100%
What a comment 👏🏼🤣🤣
I now regret learning the drums.
don’t worry ringo was pulling
@@spaghettisauce445ringo is STILL pulling to this day
Well I mean you did send up for a lot of beating
Don’t, buy a guitar and you’ll be better at it on day 1 than experienced guitar players, cause they don’t even know how rhythm is spelled.
most real comment I've ever seen@@denisblack9897
I wish this video came out in the mid 90's when I was in my room playing all 3 of these songs. Who knew all I had to do was play in front of girls. It would have saved me from trying to hide a stack of magazines and the valuable VHS tapes labeled with names of all the different movies nobody would watch so they didn't pop them in the VCR. Hard to believe that nobody ever wondered why 16 year old me had all of the Benji movies.
That's too funny haha! In the 90's I had a VHS tape labeled "Fried Green Tomatoes" that had 3 adult films on it. Totally forgot about that until I read your comment lol
😂
@@musicbsharpI hope whichever old lady bought your VHS at a garage sale enjoyed your version!
The way this guy articulates his speaking is HILARIOUS 😂
Thank you!!!
That was 12 and a half minutes of absolute truth. ;)
Im assuming you banged him in High School?
What can I say? I always keep it real haha. Thanks you!
Glam Metal melodies got me laid the most.
Punchline?
Joking
This was hilarious and entertaining and probably pretty sound advice too. But I was fully expecting and surprised when ‘Every Rose Has Its Thorn’ was not included.
Liked and subscribed 👍🏼👍🏼
Thank you! I didn't even think of that song but I should've. Someone suggested I make an acoustic-guitar version of this video in the future and that song would be perfect for it. Again, thanks!
If there was a contest for the best video title, this one would win.
Played guitar for years and not once has it got me so much as a date.😂
Wonderwall, smells like teen spirit, yesterday
That's riff?? 🤣
Yesterday is way too hard … stick to the first two😊
as a girl who goes CRAZY over guitarists, its not even funny how all of this is so true.
guitar players, hit me up 💋🤘🏼
ahem ahem, arctic monkeys arabella solo, ahem ahem
@@148v2.St Anger spotted
Don't make me play off-beat thunderstruck...
Im right here, been playng electric for 3 years almost 4
@@huntzzioMY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE😭
7:39 Ah so this is why its called the forbidden riff. Guitar center really tryna keep it family friendly
This is the best musical video of all time!
Were gonna need a pt2
Oh, you'll get it... eventually ;)
@@musicbsharpWe’re gonna need at least 16 parts, but we won’t pressure you yet 😁
@@musicbsharpyeah man at least 3 parts
Missed this guy ever since I deleted TikTok, glad he appeared on my recommendeds
Me too :)
I've been looking for this video all my life.
Just discovered this channel and good Lord I LOVE THIS GUY ALREADY 🤣
I didn’t play guitar until after high school, but I attest these riffs seem to impress everyone who can’t plant guitar.
How do you plant guitar? Mine keep dying. . . Maybe I'm over watering them.
@@siraxlrose5659How much Miracle-Gro are you giving them?
@@siraxlrose5659is it near sunlight?
@@siraxlrose5659lmao
Finally I've found worthwhile content on YT!
Just In Bloom, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Something In The Way, stairway to heaven and house of the rising sun nearly got me laid during junior year
I love this guy, comedy gold
Someone finally had the nuts to name their guitar video this… I’m jealous?
If you think this title's ballsy, wait till you see/hear some of the other ideas I have coming along for future videos haha
Well those nuts have been well involved anyway
this is by far the best damn video ive ever watched. how he kept a straight face for this is beyond my ability to understand.
This is AWESOME....some of the best stuff i heard in some time....👍👍👍
Thank you! :)
Love that you’ve a Syd Barrett poster behind you. He and Jim Morrison were my teenage heroes. As I became a more serious guitar player, they rapidly took a backseat to Jeff Beck, Dave Gilmour, Mark Knopfler, Buck Dharma, Lindsey Buckingham, and the one nobody gets amongst this crew-Jerry Cantrell.
Thanks. I'm not crazy about Pink Floyd (certainly don't hate them) in general, but I love their early stuff with Syd and Syd's solo stuff. Love the Doors, too. I think Jerry Cantrell is a great songwriter and guitarist - I have no problem with you throwing him in with those others :)
Ah man, I didnt realize that was going to be so funny.. ''the only guys who didnt get laid were guys playing Plush and Runaway Train'', ah that gave me a chuckle.
Thank you! I feel like every guitarist in high school just played those 2 songs over and over lol
this video is art at its finest
Thank you!
You Sir,Should be a required Teacher in Schools around America! Ya wanna stop violence and bring back Being Happy! At 48 yrs old,I can say your %100 correct at every detail you've said! I hope your words of wisdom spread to today's guys around the world! Time to start fkn and stop being so pissed off and the victim! Please Kids..Rock On,Have a Mother Fkn Great Time!!! Don't Hurt yourself or anyone...Just fck and rock and roll!
I have never had a video hit so close to home.
Be careful to not get cancelled, bud!
Love the writing of this monologue.😁
Thank you! The reason I decided to go with music-related comedy and not general comedy is because, if I was doing political jokes or social commentary, I'd be canceled reaaaaal quick cause I refuse to censor myself lol
One of the greatest tutorials I've ever seen
Why thank you!
Thank you UA-cam algorithm for popping this rando into my feed. More like this please. I subscribed
This mf is actually a comedic genius. Like the other guy said, I dont know how he kept the straight face throughout the video. Well done mate.
Thank you much! I appreciate the kind words
I died when he put his arm behind his back while talking about Def Leppard 's drummer rofl
Rock solid practical wisdom! Great word play. A+
Thank you very much!
the only thought in my head as im watching this is "bruh.."
This came out at the best time, me and my friend started a band and were looking for songs to play
I'll add to this, work in some funk dancy type songs, gets more females into the bar in the first place, and for some reason everyone loves feedback and waah pedal...id learn all these amazing shread solos, no one cared, but when waah the pedal comes on every head turns
In all honestly, I think it comes down to flashiness/showmanship a lot more than skill (in other words, perceived skill>actual skill). Not only does a wah pedal sound cool, it makes you look extra flashy cause you're using your hands AND feet... or at least foot lol. But in a bar setting, I totally agree with you. Funky, upbeat, and fun is the way to go. Thanks for watching!
That was a great vid! laughed my a off, hope the wokers don't shut it down, subbed!
Real surprised Sweet Child O’ Mine wasn’t there
I did consider it. It'll end up in some video I make eventually cause it's a good song, everyone knows it, and it's probably pretty easy to make fun of lol
Now we’re asking ourselves the real question here
This video is had me dead 💀
As a guy in his early twenties, the songs that have gotten me the most female attention were anime openings and 2000’s rock.
@MusicBsharp omfg brother. you have no idea how much i needed this today! i'm still f- laughing!! loloollololol
"bassists without a band can't get laid." omfg MICDROP!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Thanks! I'm glad I could make you laugh :)
Not playing South of Heaven after playing Under the Bridge… Got it!👍
From my own experience the 2 riffs that really impressed the ladies were the guitar riff of into the void by black Sabbath
And the intro bass riff to N.I.B
Oh and the bass riff to a song called dragonaut by sleep
Lmao no way, beginner guitarist here and I just learned NIB and now learning Dragonaught🤣🤣🤣
I love the bass intro to NIB. I can't pick up a bass without playing at least part of it lol
@@billclinton3010 oh and you need to try and nail the sound
the day i was playing these bass riffs in front of one of my female colleagues i remember that i made tons of mistakes but i was using tons of distortion and was visibly trying to hit the strings as hard as i can and she seemed to really like it which shows that looks and sound can sometimes be more important than the notes you play
and that's the reason i play bass
but also give that other song i mentioned a listen its called dragonaut by Sleep@@musicbsharp
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY UNDER THE BRIDGE
lucky im already working on it lmao
under the bridge has always been my go to for just this reason 😂
I would add Do I Wanna Know, it works like magic for gen-z.
this is the funniest guitar video ever. 😂
Thank you!
This 100% true . I did the same type of thing back then. I took a slightly different approach. We should talk 🤣🤣🤣
Top 3 bass riffs to get you laid
1.
2.
3.
hahaha
How is this man so philosophical? Is it maybe his appearance akin to Plato???
While it's possible my philosophical insights come from the ugly beard that probably wasn't any more fashionable in ancient Greece than it is now... But more likely it's because I minored in philosophy as an undergrad ;)
Oh my God I just remembered it was because of a recording my band did of moonage daydream that I clinched the deal with my second wife!
Going to put these to the test next week, wish me luck🙏
"Even the drummer from Def Leppard could play the first 8 notes or so" 😅😅😅😅 Im choaking.
Music makes you more emotional and expressive; also this guy 💀
I love the delivery it's perfect and pretty funny.
Finally, a guitar lesson that relates to me
Just gonna add,your the most real dude,coolest Fkr ever! Believe Im a little older than you,maybe not. But a man of truth is just that..thanks for sharing reality to youth! They need it now mote than ever!!
Thank you for all the kind words. I totally agree with everything you said in both comments. Life's too short to spend it angry & blaming the world for everything. I tried that for years and it got me nowhere. When I finally started to take responsibility for my own life and be more positive, amazing things started happening. Again, thank you. I'm trying to be funny in these videos first and foremost but also trying to keep it real. I think I may actually start a new channel, unscripted, where I'm just being real about whatever topic. With so many fake mfers online, there seems to be a real need for authenticity out there.
0:58 - I beg to differ. I never played in a band. If I leave karaoke night alone, it's because I choose to.
I can think of plenty more riffs, as a folk guitarist for 30 years, plenty of times, the oven was warm. Wish you were here, PF, Brown Eyed Girl, VM, Locomotive breath, JT. Pinball Wizard, TW, Knocking on Heavens Door, BD, Wild Horses, RS, Bad bad leeroy brown, JC. Anything from the Beatles, Clapton, Queen. If you expose yourself, women will flock.
You're absolutely right. Any of those songs - when played with confidence and passion - will have 'em flocking.
The dead and factual tone of your voice means I can listen to this within earshot of my kid with zero worry of them paying attention.
That's hilarious! haha
Cyberpunk 2077 fucking street ad lmao
Hell Yeah. I'm buying a guitar right damn now
As an older dude. I can attest these riffs worked in the 70’s too… 🤔😁🎶🎵
I bet Stairway absolutely slayed the babes in the 70's. But I'm sure anything played with confidence and emotion did :)
@@musicbsharp - Alas: my mediocre strumming got more tail as a young man; than excellent playing as an old one… 🙄
Finally no bullshit guitar lesson!
We can pretend we like art and instruments etc, but it all started to get attention from one particular girl)
I’m working on a 1-1.5 hour Tool cover show exactly for these purposes😅
My ex wife hurt me so much I gotta have a lot of action to break even
Thanks bro, Under The Bridge was a real pantie dropper for me.
I can confirm these songs do get you chicks
This is the funniest shit ever. I’ll learn nothing else matters right now
This was the best thumbnail in the thumbnail history
your humour is great
Thank you!
@@musicbsharp my pleasure
Hilarious! And probably true! :)
Incredibly underrated video
This is so funny good job dude
Thank you!
This has to be the dryest humor of all time 😂
Part 2 could be acoustic. Even less equipment. This could vary regionally, but "When You Say Nothing At All" originally by Keith Whitley and popularized by Allison Krause a decade later for the win in my area.
This video is gold
"with no reciver, the qb can't score"
lamar:
Fair point lol
Kendrick Lamar is the 🐐 QB
Instructions unclear, played the forbidden song at the guitar store. The girl was impressed, my guitar pal face palmed, and the guitar store dude gave me the boot.
Yep, I knew I was playing with fire. And I deserved it
Kiedis is worth knowing as well
And how about those solos using the finger slide? Very efficient too! Hahaha.
I’m picking up guitar now
This guy is hilarious.
most accurate guitar video on youtube
Nice I can already play all 3
Thank you sir
Those songs may lure in avg girls, but if a girl jumps on you after playing Raining Blood by Slayer, you got a keeper!
That's an excellent point haha
Instructions unclear, I played the sweater song by weezer and now women won't even come near me
Listen to this man. Played a song For Talent show Freshman year of college. Barely knew how to play yet. Three hot blondes were giddy and wanted to take pictures with me after. I was a four-eyed, awkward, acne faced virgin. Attention from babes was all the motivation I needed to keep playing guitar to this day. If youre broke and/or ugly, Highly recommend guitar/singing skills. Play to win
Didn't they just steal the spotlight?
stop telling everyone our secrets omg 😭😭
2 mins in..and so damn true!!
5:13 thats poetic