Gran Torino - All Insults and Racial Slurs - in 5 min

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2011
  • A great film, Clint Eastwood role is hilarious.

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  • @dordorio22
    @dordorio22 8 років тому +32837

    The legend says that Clint Eastwood wasn't even aware of the filming of this movie

    • @lauropadilla1114
      @lauropadilla1114 7 років тому +351

      Dor Yosef lmao

    • @salahal-saleh3076
      @salahal-saleh3076 6 років тому +260

      Dor Yosef you're a legend 😂😂

    • @davesaldana7263
      @davesaldana7263 6 років тому +73

      Dor Yosef DIP SHIT

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 6 років тому +198

      He was the director.

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 6 років тому +32

      Bill Bo Haggins How does that make sense that one who replied was named Kyle the one who made the joke everyone likes isn't...

  • @nolanculbert5049
    @nolanculbert5049 4 роки тому +9408

    This is the alternate timeline for Up

  • @andyhillhouse9813
    @andyhillhouse9813 11 місяців тому +1043

    It's funny how nobody has ever tried to cancel Clint Eastwood. Everyone suddenly understands he's an actor playing a character and shuts up. What a legend!

    • @smiley-qb3nt
      @smiley-qb3nt 10 місяців тому +47

      You're wrong it's bc they don't fuck with a money maker he's established he's a big man in Hollywood. Anyone else who doesn't play there narrative gets cancelled .

    • @keonhh10
      @keonhh10 10 місяців тому

      @@smiley-qb3nt??? his history of ignorant and racist remarks in real life doesn’t surprise me seeing at how comfortable he is at this role. the good thing about life is that old ass racists like him will die off, thank god, he’s too old and irrelevant for people to even bother to “cancel” him

    • @whutdatytopsy9651
      @whutdatytopsy9651 10 місяців тому +9

      @@smiley-qb3nt Even if that was John Wayne still wouldn't get cancelled.

    • @laurenurban3942
      @laurenurban3942 9 місяців тому +35

      Eastwood can finance his own movies. He doesn’t need anyone in Hollywood. That’s why they can’t cancel him.

    • @phaiz55
      @phaiz55 9 місяців тому +30

      It's a movie. No one is going to try to cancel him over a role in a fucking movie.

  • @gunslngrxero
    @gunslngrxero Рік тому +422

    "We use to stack you 5 feet high in Korea, use you for sandbags"
    That's the single handed, most ruthless line ever.

    • @Robert-lh4um
      @Robert-lh4um 7 місяців тому +19

      Sad part is that that actually happened in Korea once upon a time, so he wasn’t half lying.

    • @gunslngrxero
      @gunslngrxero 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Robert-lh4um I know. It really adds grit to the scene adding something so, well, real.

    • @JoshC95
      @JoshC95 5 місяців тому +3

      clint eastwood actually served in the army and deployed to Korea too@@gunslngrxero

    • @gunslngrxero
      @gunslngrxero 5 місяців тому +2

      @@JoshC95 I know brother I adore Clint he's a damned fine man, and an even finer director/actor. Damn they ran out of cloth when they was cutting him out.

    • @GOSTDatingandLifestyle
      @GOSTDatingandLifestyle 4 місяці тому +5

      you missed a word ;)

  • @SayNoKing
    @SayNoKing 3 роки тому +10542

    Nobody's safe. This whole film is just him roasting everyone in his sight

  • @saibau
    @saibau 3 роки тому +3702

    the final insult was to his family when he gave his car to the boy.

    • @donc7984
      @donc7984 3 роки тому +162

      No wonder they wanted to put him in a home so they could sell all his shit.

    • @jfoust7945
      @jfoust7945 3 роки тому +76

      Good point! That went over head!

    • @MaxSebastianMayer
      @MaxSebastianMayer 3 роки тому +140

      Bro and that lovely dog

    • @dannycolwell8028
      @dannycolwell8028 3 роки тому +62

      Wait… was it bad that he gave his car to the boy? Been awhile since I seen it but I thought that was a good thing, kinda showed his redemption

    • @saibau
      @saibau 3 роки тому +261

      No it was an fu to his “family” that were ready to cash out. The family he got close to took care of him. That’s why the boy got the car.

  • @JH-in5oq
    @JH-in5oq 10 місяців тому +239

    This was literally my grandfather. Veteran of Korea and Vietnam. I swear it’s like the person that wrote this script knew him.

    • @NotYourMamasChannel
      @NotYourMamasChannel 9 місяців тому +30

      My dad was a lot like him and he wasn't even a war veteran. He grew up in the 40s and 50s though.

    • @Josh-py9rq
      @Josh-py9rq 3 місяці тому +2

      My gramps was a ww2 medic clint reminds me of him exactly lol

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 Місяць тому

      Sounds like your grandfather was a racist POS

  • @buttersstotch601
    @buttersstotch601 Рік тому +95

    “Clint that’s not in the script”

  • @DonkeyWork420
    @DonkeyWork420 3 роки тому +5449

    I feel like his next slur is gonna be "smoothskin"

    • @j-desktop2945
      @j-desktop2945 3 роки тому +98

      This made my day

    • @2ez4micko
      @2ez4micko 3 роки тому +82

      Damn Gob

    • @erickellogg8532
      @erickellogg8532 3 роки тому +7

      what's that

    • @SuzukiGrandVitara-kx9se
      @SuzukiGrandVitara-kx9se 3 роки тому +203

      @@erickellogg8532 Fallout reference, ghouls are people affected by radiation. Their skin falls off and basically look like zombies. Some ghouls retain their sanity and live like normal people. Other ghouls are affected by the radiation as their brains rot away and they lose all sense of their humanity, turning into actual zombies. The ghouls with sanity are made fun of by normal citizens, and sometimes the ghouls call normal people “smooth skin” as they have their skin while the ghouls dont

    • @uhhrodney
      @uhhrodney 3 роки тому +7

      @@SuzukiGrandVitara-kx9se What if he is confused and thinks it's for real oh nooo

  • @crazybonesarecool22
    @crazybonesarecool22 4 роки тому +2410

    “Give me another beer dragon lady”

  • @mac2312
    @mac2312 5 місяців тому +59

    As an italian american , the barber roast had me crackin up. I almost forgot we were called dagos. Thanks Clint!

    • @tomiglesiaspineiro8498
      @tomiglesiaspineiro8498 2 місяці тому +2

      First time I hear it, in fact, if it wasn't for u, I wouldn't have noticed.
      I searched for it and it apparently includes other Mediterranean countries.

    • @skinking2252
      @skinking2252 2 місяці тому +1

      He called him Wop and Dago in the same line lol

  • @lastcommodore2071
    @lastcommodore2071 Рік тому +523

    Society needs a few guys like him at each generational level.

    • @svnsetsomnia8280
      @svnsetsomnia8280 Рік тому +33

      I’m convinced there won’t be any in Gen Z when they’re old

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 Рік тому +1

      @@svnsetsomnia8280 my son has something to say about that. Gen z is actually turning out quite conservative, since MILLENNIALS are the morons.

    • @Tsugimoto1
      @Tsugimoto1 Рік тому +37

      @@svnsetsomnia8280 There will after WW3

    • @milotura6828
      @milotura6828 Рік тому +4

      @@svnsetsomnia8280 the old muslims are chalkin up to be those guys, i would live with one, less curses more complaining about immoral society.

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar Рік тому +4

      Hell no

  • @arachno4hobia852
    @arachno4hobia852 4 роки тому +5914

    he really hated everyone equally in this movie. nobody mattered lmao

    • @nesss99
      @nesss99 4 роки тому +300

      Shut the fuck up egg roll

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 4 роки тому +252

      @@nesss99 Zip your lip, fishhead.

    • @Pierre-zf9ew
      @Pierre-zf9ew 4 роки тому +109

      Including himself, sometimes you can tell

    • @Carfalog
      @Carfalog 4 роки тому +137

      Even his own family wasn’t off limits 😆

    • @mirror8519
      @mirror8519 4 роки тому +44

      Just like Dirty Harry

  • @thejkyle
    @thejkyle 4 роки тому +2584

    “You’re wrong, egg roll”
    Gets me every time 😂

    • @HardcoreHank
      @HardcoreHank 4 роки тому +58

      J Kyle click clack ding dong and Charlie chan just after is better 😂😂😂😂

    • @bobbyg7102
      @bobbyg7102 4 роки тому +25

      Calling the kids girlfriend Yum Yum was hilarious.

    • @patmccaffery1543
      @patmccaffery1543 4 роки тому +13

      'Click Clack Ding Dong and Charlie Chan' 🤣🤣..!!

    • @ConcussedGaming
      @ConcussedGaming 3 роки тому

      You wong egg wole.

    • @seoceancrosser
      @seoceancrosser 3 роки тому +2

      Shrimp dick 😂😂

  • @FreeKanal
    @FreeKanal Рік тому +47

    As Polish i will just say "Kowalski" is a legend. I love every movie with him.

    • @fearlesssockpuppet
      @fearlesssockpuppet 11 місяців тому +3

      What about The Vanishing Point?

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 9 місяців тому +2

      absolute kino

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 3 місяці тому

      what would he call polish neighbors if he had any?

    • @vrilmaxxing
      @vrilmaxxing Місяць тому

      ​@@AremStefaniaK polacks

  • @jaypaxton2222
    @jaypaxton2222 Рік тому +43

    “what the hell are you spooks up too?”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @realdad32
    @realdad32 3 роки тому +7441

    Mean old men are the most honest humans ever.

    • @michaeljordan6008
      @michaeljordan6008 3 роки тому +497

      And they’re usually right.

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 3 роки тому +15

      @Peter Nadreau lol

    • @niks983
      @niks983 3 роки тому +167

      I'm 37 but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be the get off my lawn guy.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому +93

      @@niks983 I am 43 and now I finally am the get-off-my-lawn-guy. Most people suck. Most times people just want you to to shit for free and then they annoy you with meaningless shit afterwards. I prefer to stick with my budgies and watch a good movie from time to time. After sitting on the terrace, drinking beer and looking mean, of course.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому +1

      @Mark Deaton you are not either.

  • @Motorhead-y3
    @Motorhead-y3 4 роки тому +3966

    When I was a Kid in the 70s , my Grandpa and all his buddys talked this way. I didnt know half their real names. Lol

    • @localshithead7430
      @localshithead7430 3 роки тому +95

      damn boomers

    • @travistoor6360
      @travistoor6360 3 роки тому +254

      The good ol days huh?

    • @tmad7105
      @tmad7105 3 роки тому +52

      A bunch o racist pricks? Lol 😂

    • @Motorhead-y3
      @Motorhead-y3 3 роки тому +696

      @@tmad7105 no. Hard working men who could tease each other without cryin like you girls

    • @larryfaulkner5705
      @larryfaulkner5705 3 роки тому +217

      They didn't have to deal with politically correct pussyass cry babies like we do. They were a generation of real men. Damn right!

  • @colton3927
    @colton3927 Рік тому +38

    "Get me another beer dragon lady" always gets me

    • @dianafrost936
      @dianafrost936 6 місяців тому

      And she didn't care. He really liked her and she him.

  • @Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley
    @Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley Рік тому +17

    "Uhh, Mr. Eastwood... I know you are directing aswell, but I implore you to follow the script please".

  • @FsMegaMan
    @FsMegaMan 7 років тому +1653

    What are you gunna do? Carry your tools in a rice bag? 😂😂

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 5 років тому +19

      That line makes me laugh every time.

    • @puffalump76
      @puffalump76 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @rickyjupe704
      @rickyjupe704 4 роки тому +9

      3:34 When a US Veteran and Vietcong veteran team up to rob a store

  • @RaginPooh
    @RaginPooh 3 роки тому +4018

    This isn’t racism.... this man hated everyone equally.

    • @Fuk99999
      @Fuk99999 3 роки тому +154

      Just look how he talked to the Italian and Irish guys

    • @Calistopheles
      @Calistopheles 3 роки тому +3

      @@Fuk99999 Wrong he wasn´t

    • @RaginPooh
      @RaginPooh 3 роки тому +123

      Fuk99999 He’s an asshole who doesn’t give a shit. He’s not racist. Character comes first. Respect everyone equally.

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 3 роки тому +203

      Fuk99999 bro I’m Irish and that shit was hilarious. The only people who get offended by that stuff are Americans who think everyone else need to be babied

    • @mrmow7014
      @mrmow7014 3 роки тому +71

      South vietnamese immigrant family, and i aint even offended, shit was awesome

  • @tommyboyindy1157
    @tommyboyindy1157 Рік тому +63

    This is the story of Dirty Harry in the winter of his life. Who despite all his resistance found redemption through love. A brilliant movie. Damn Clint, ya done real good.

  • @WingmanStudios
    @WingmanStudios Рік тому +264

    Many people forget that he actually is an Army veteran. Not just an actor. He lived during those times. He remembers them. Although he didn't go into combat, he knew many men who did. And he was a part of the same culture they were, the same band of brothers. This movie wasn't just a character for him. It was him. The change was real. So was the redemption. No one chooses the society they grow up in. Just how they respond to it. Clint did good. Better than most. Few are capable of recognizing the flaws around them, let allow have the courage to fight them.

    • @danghoangluong2942
      @danghoangluong2942 Рік тому +22

      He never fought in Korea. He was a lifeguard in California during his time in military

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 9 місяців тому +9

      There’s a really cool story of him riding in the back of a single person plane and wrecking over the ocean and surviving for a couple days. Pretty hardcore shit

    • @oneeyedbuck
      @oneeyedbuck 8 місяців тому +6

      he didnt fight in any war he was a lifeguard in california who likes to pretend he's a vet. personally i think the stolen valour is funny

    • @RustieFawn
      @RustieFawn 7 місяців тому +7

      @oneeyedbuck Eastwood has never once claimed he was a combat vet.

    • @brandonbell5357
      @brandonbell5357 7 місяців тому +1

      And then the blacks came

  • @DC3Refom
    @DC3Refom 3 роки тому +3626

    That Mexican , jew and a coloured guy goes into a bar , the bartender says get the fuck out of here , that was hilarious

    • @frankwayne8480
      @frankwayne8480 2 роки тому +230

      Twitter has entered the chat

    • @stoggafllik
      @stoggafllik 2 роки тому +70

      @@frankwayne8480 Emily[BLM]✊🏿🌈🚀✨ is typing

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 2 роки тому +227

      @@stoggafllik Pronouns they/them

    • @doziert9511
      @doziert9511 2 роки тому +8

      Im sure it was

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 2 роки тому +111

      @@JohnnyLouisXIX Gender: non binary, status: offended

  • @BOBofGH
    @BOBofGH 3 роки тому +6761

    “Get me another beer, dragon lady”
    I’m fucking dead

  • @Hoglife
    @Hoglife Рік тому +19

    Clint Eastwood is a one of a kind actor/Director,Producer and a downright badass

  • @Insanityltself
    @Insanityltself Рік тому +26

    The random ''egg roll'' insult made me laugh harder than it should lmao. 2:30

  • @AMERICANLEGENDModelBuilder
    @AMERICANLEGENDModelBuilder 8 років тому +2777

    Clint Eastwood, Because even Chuck Norris needs somebody to look up to.

  • @Resentius
    @Resentius 4 роки тому +3717

    Bruh I didn't know Clint Eastwood was a gamer.

  • @Speeeeed
    @Speeeeed 10 місяців тому +56

    This is how my dad spoke all the time. So did most of his friends. So did I and all my kid friends. It was common to make little derogatory comments and nicknames for each other before the 80s. It was harmless and we could see who could take it as well as dish it out.

    • @meat.
      @meat. 8 місяців тому +5

      I don’t know why people started listening to the offended few

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 6 місяців тому

      @@meat.
      Me neither!!!
      It all started with the “politically correct speech” forced on everyone in the mid nineties and has just exploded like a wild forest fire to what we are experiencing today!!!
      We were told to change our vocabulary so as not to offend the tender hearted little pussies, now the little pussies want to force us to call them by words(pronouns) that never have reflected what or who they are!!!

  • @delagheezy1992
    @delagheezy1992 Рік тому +45

    I love that Clint even roasted his real life son in this movie lmfaooo

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 3 роки тому +2423

    "You're letting Clic clac, ding dong and charlie chan just walk out with Ms Whatsherface!" That line had me laughing more than any of them.

    • @lyleduragos5609
      @lyleduragos5609 3 роки тому +42

      That shit sent me ROLLING😭

    • @chrisblake5008
      @chrisblake5008 3 роки тому +4

      ………Boomer

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 роки тому +11

      I’m nervous about commenting something funny so I won’t say it

    • @lyleduragos5609
      @lyleduragos5609 3 роки тому +13

      @@WyWid DEW IT. *but on a throwaway account*

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 роки тому +1

      @@lyleduragos5609 lol

  • @i54Future
    @i54Future 7 років тому +4933

    I'm asian and I'm rather have a friend like Walt than all the PC people who said sugarcoated words in my face then stab me in the back.

    • @supreme3376
      @supreme3376 6 років тому +26

      i54Future is he Polish ?

    • @chess1458
      @chess1458 6 років тому +16

      Love it

    • @Bullzeye1000yds
      @Bullzeye1000yds 6 років тому +100

      You are so right!
      Does being an internet acquaintance count? I like the way you think.
      Old man from west Texas am I.

    • @troynov1965
      @troynov1965 6 років тому +19

      You godaman right .

    • @Locktwiste72
      @Locktwiste72 6 років тому +177

      You've got that right. At least Walt was honest and told it like it was. I'm black and this is one of my favorite movies of all time. Yeah, alot of the stuff Walt said was racist but even I respected his honesty. Give e the raw Corn Flakes over the Sugar Frosted Flakes anyday! All that PC crap nowadays gets to me.

  • @user-mc7bh9yg9k
    @user-mc7bh9yg9k 6 місяців тому +10

    “Get me a beer dragon lady.” That one gets me all the time!😂😂😂

  • @fettbub92
    @fettbub92 Рік тому +4

    Honestly, one of the best films ever made. A great American story too.

  • @bjusticeforever
    @bjusticeforever 3 роки тому +1651

    "What's this 'bro' shit?" Funny thing about that line, it was directed at his son Scott.

    • @Jake-qo3mp
      @Jake-qo3mp 3 роки тому +211

      Lmao the fact that he had his own son who literally looks like a 5'8 carbon copy of him audition for a role where he absolutely rinses him just folds me every time
      'These guys don't wanna be your bro and I don't blame them' LOL

    • @BigBadMogz
      @BigBadMogz Рік тому

      Retarded comment

    • @donaldhamilton5345
      @donaldhamilton5345 Рік тому +17

      Technically , Walt was out of earshot and couldn't have possibly heard " whitey " say any of that . Great movie though 👍

    • @hitmontree3736
      @hitmontree3736 Рік тому +4

      What I wanna know is how old Clint was when filming this scene. Ditto for his son too!

    • @jamesbondmd3
      @jamesbondmd3 11 місяців тому +5

      EASTWOOD DIRECTED AND PRODUCE THAT FILM

  • @captainhomes4344
    @captainhomes4344 3 роки тому +2061

    "Get me another beer, dragon lady" just sounds so fucking smooth

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 роки тому +5

      @GreenTea yeah but it's a racial slur e

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 3 роки тому +59

      @@itadapeeza8559:... Yeah... But its a FILM.

    • @platinumheart2505
      @platinumheart2505 3 роки тому +34

      @Dante Ryujin they are trying to portray Korean Vets.
      Korean war Veterans were tougher than any other type of Veteran in the 20th century.
      Feelings weren't in their vocabulary.

    • @mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo
      @mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo 3 роки тому

      I'm not sure if I've got the charm but I'm gonna try that one .

    • @Wayne72LEVRAI
      @Wayne72LEVRAI 3 роки тому

      @@platinumheart2505 in USA, yes.

  • @sonnycarson86
    @sonnycarson86 Рік тому +6

    Sometimes i put this on loop when I can't sleep

  • @user-vv8jk2nh2k
    @user-vv8jk2nh2k 7 місяців тому +2

    Best guy ever!

  • @infernovski1235
    @infernovski1235 3 роки тому +2442

    Alternate title: Clint Eastwood speedruns racism in his Batman voice

  • @eduardopadilla6464
    @eduardopadilla6464 Рік тому +601

    "What, are you gonna carry your tools in, a rice bag?" Was the best one yet lol

  • @dennissawin-lw7cr
    @dennissawin-lw7cr Рік тому +4

    Clint Eastwood, the director of his movies and the most awesome actor ever.
    What talent, he will always be #1

  • @dougler500
    @dougler500 Рік тому

    This is one of the best videos on UA-cam, always makes me smile.

  • @RJDough1313
    @RJDough1313 3 роки тому +2365

    It's crazy to see wat old captain america turned into after Peggy died

    • @lance_wavy
      @lance_wavy 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @valentin7693
      @valentin7693 3 роки тому +21

      Lmao, true tho. Thiw would be a more accurate representation of captain america

    • @RJDough1313
      @RJDough1313 3 роки тому +16

      @@valentin7693 I no right? And I'm sure bucky is soo much worse.. I bet when he's in winter soldier mode he just let's the n word fly. Lol hopefully people see these as jokes tho and just funny to picture, becuz it would probly have ben the case IRL

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 роки тому +4

      Lol for the longest time I thought the pic of "no, no I dont think I will" was a screenshot of this movie

    • @aleisterseverusgrey3778
      @aleisterseverusgrey3778 3 роки тому +3

      Please don't compare those Marvel scumbags to this man

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 3 роки тому +1250

    “What the hell are all you fish heads looking at anyway?”
    I’m in TEAAAARS 😭😂

    • @rblxduelist
      @rblxduelist 2 роки тому +10

      Ye that got me 💀🤣

    • @rblxduelist
      @rblxduelist 2 роки тому +9

      This dude reminds me of Rick from rick and morty if he was racist.
      (Which he probably is)

    • @IDKGeorge123
      @IDKGeorge123 2 роки тому +8

      Ayyyyyyy, tf is going on my guy?

    • @universal_wisdom3416
      @universal_wisdom3416 2 роки тому +11

      @@IDKGeorge123
      Now what’re the odds of that?

    • @torbendinesen7121
      @torbendinesen7121 2 роки тому +2

      😆😆😆😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️🐟

  • @Kamesuko
    @Kamesuko Рік тому +3

    Dude’s a menace. He antagonizes everyone on sight .

  • @SethComedyFan
    @SethComedyFan Рік тому +3

    Asian neighbor: "we're having a barbecue"
    Clint: "alright, just stay away from my dog"

  • @Johnnyjoejoe
    @Johnnyjoejoe 4 роки тому +2689

    I want to hear him say : "Hey there smooth skin"

    • @whatever6100
      @whatever6100 4 роки тому +21

      lmaoooooo

    • @funnyvalentine1807
      @funnyvalentine1807 4 роки тому +69

      "You smooth-skins don't know your place."

    • @iceq3974
      @iceq3974 4 роки тому +7

      thought the same

    • @zandoe
      @zandoe 4 роки тому +4

      This killed me🤣

    • @MarkoMagic
      @MarkoMagic 4 роки тому +30

      We used to stack smoothskins like you 5 feet high and use you as sandbags

  • @MarekUtd
    @MarekUtd 3 роки тому +5293

    I just wish Clint Eastwood did more movies where he acts just like this.

    • @roscoyoustupiddog9111
      @roscoyoustupiddog9111 3 роки тому +303

      The man is a walking skeleton at this point lol. I was surprised when I realized this movie came out 9 years ago.

    • @yunghopeless4017
      @yunghopeless4017 3 роки тому +268

      @@roscoyoustupiddog9111 right! But none the less, Clint is a freaking legend. Much respect for him.

    • @user-rd6uc2sf6i
      @user-rd6uc2sf6i 3 роки тому +237

      he's been acting like this for his whole career, but as he got older it started getting better and he really fit the role of the cynical old man

    • @subcultural1758
      @subcultural1758 3 роки тому +44

      That's mighty white of you

    • @MLB9000
      @MLB9000 3 роки тому +60

      A movie where Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson are neighbours would be great!

  • @JamesBond-uz2dm
    @JamesBond-uz2dm 6 місяців тому +2

    When I was a boy and growing up, many of the men in town were WW II veterans. If I got out of line, i was put back in my place by those men. The same men would save someone from drowning or dying in a fire.

  • @walls300
    @walls300 8 місяців тому +1

    Just a straight up awesome movie! While well-intentioned, this 5-minute video just doesn't do it enough justice. Definately worth watching!

  • @Grant25
    @Grant25 9 років тому +432

    I remember in the theatre i was laughing my ass off at all Clint's insults and when the lights came up sitting close to me was an Asian couple with a horrified look on their face. Lol

    • @MeowkolaTesla
      @MeowkolaTesla 9 років тому +52

      Jake Jarmel I'm Asian.. and I don't understand why anyone would be offended. It's hilarious.

    • @montydog35
      @montydog35 9 років тому +7

      MouthToAss Resuscitation is slopes okay?

    • @mmsrebms4779
      @mmsrebms4779 9 років тому +1

      I actually laughed out loud now.. just now

    • @PeacheSncuM
      @PeacheSncuM 8 років тому +25

      +Mami Burger - Gran Torino is a great study about a Korean war veteran and his healing. The slurs to me are not offensive because they fit his character. Nowadays, we need to relax and not take offense so easily. Clint's character did the right thing for the teen boy and the neighborhood even though his personality was grumpy. I agree that this film in many ways was hilarious.

    • @stoots1000
      @stoots1000 8 років тому +20

      +XxAleenazxX
      Guess you never hear about insults toward Irish, Italians, Polish, etc...there are plenty of slurs toward whites...they are just sub-categorized

  • @pullups2759
    @pullups2759 2 роки тому +3141

    Out of all the slurs in this movie, him calling the kid “egg role” had me dying more than anything else 😂😂😂😂

  • @vesubioromo9425
    @vesubioromo9425 Рік тому +6

    The bar joke was classic!

  • @bluelightning414
    @bluelightning414 Рік тому +4

    Clint Eastwood is the definition of the man’s man.

  • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
    @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 4 роки тому +1615

    People like this will never lie to your face. This the kind of person you do business with.

    • @raulmartinez3484
      @raulmartinez3484 4 роки тому +38

      The awkward moment when this comment gets more responses than the above comment.

    • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
      @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 4 роки тому +176

      Raul Martinez Don't worry, people who work for a living know what I'm talking about.

    • @Doxographophobe
      @Doxographophobe 4 роки тому +89

      @@raulmartinez3484 chill out young boy, those videogames seem to have grown you qualities you don't have

    • @skaettleskattle452
      @skaettleskattle452 4 роки тому +10

      @@RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts So, I work for a living and wouldnt ever do business with someone like this. I dont know if you've made it far enough from your shitty dead end job, but honest people always get fucked over when it comes to business. Along with that, you want a god awful public image for your business?

    • @hunt2151
      @hunt2151 4 роки тому +61

      @@raulmartinez3484 I think you missed the point dude......he is saying there are not many people out there with balls to tell you like it is, instead of back stabbing you with the bullshit office politics in a dog eat dog world. There are many people not born with a golden spoon in their mouth and have no time for school because they have to raise a family. As for working in a law firm, you worked with lawyers that lied, cheated and stole from hard working and sometimes innocent people probably. Dont think you should kick someone when the chips are down, he was making a suttle gesture that this dudes role was displayed as the type of guy you dont want to cross and would not lie to you. Reading your past comments your trust seems far fetched. 🤔

  • @R1ch4rd74
    @R1ch4rd74 6 років тому +719

    i loved the ending where his grand daughter DIDN'T get the car....and toad drives off with it. too damn funny.

    • @crazycar4015
      @crazycar4015 4 роки тому +78

      She only ever cozied up to him when she thought she could get free crap from him. It was heartwarming to see someone who was there with Walt, who could probably appreciate the work of art the car is more and worked for the right to own it get the car. Better than seeing it go to a spoiled girl who would more than likely just treat it like a disposable fashion accessory less than a piece of history and a gift from her beloved departed grandfather.

    • @crazycar4015
      @crazycar4015 4 роки тому +8

      @Arkadiusz Głuś Sorry, I guess I did just summarize what happened. But I just loved that they had that scene in the movie. Instead of just skipping over it to him driving off.

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 4 роки тому

      She never wanted the car

    • @-Lola.
      @-Lola. 4 роки тому +5

      uuuultra ✔️ Yes she did

    • @sagaciousgaming4237
      @sagaciousgaming4237 4 роки тому +6

      uuuultra ✔️ She did, she asks him for it at the start when he catches her smoking in the garage.

  • @brunoarres1187
    @brunoarres1187 11 місяців тому

    cant believe this guy just uploaded the whole movie to yt thanks man

  • @insidemyhead22
    @insidemyhead22 8 місяців тому

    Brilliant. Loved how you ended it with the one he talked shit to the most driving away with the car he inherited from him. Such a great story

  • @G35370
    @G35370 7 років тому +448

    "Click clack, ding dong, and Charlie chan" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NovacaineRebelxx
    @NovacaineRebelxx 4 роки тому +363

    3:34 “What do ya wanna do? Carry your tools in a rice bag?” 😂

  • @chelo4197
    @chelo4197 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for helping me expand my vocabulary, Mr. Eastwood

  • @stevenduering7155
    @stevenduering7155 Рік тому +2

    Rumor has it Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood

  • @RickyRisha410
    @RickyRisha410 4 роки тому +1659

    He looks like aged Captain America in ending of Endgame.

    • @martinh1309
      @martinh1309 4 роки тому +82

      RickyRisha410 no aged cap looks like clint

    • @RickyRisha410
      @RickyRisha410 4 роки тому +16

      Roy Keane ya I meant that way

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 4 роки тому +38

      When I first watched Endgame, I legit thought Clint Eastwood was playing Rogers.

    • @Daveluvutube
      @Daveluvutube 4 роки тому +3

      Commander Shepard he did they just our Chris face on him

    • @IkEisawesome7
      @IkEisawesome7 4 роки тому

      Commander Shepard I did too lmao

  • @Scott6794
    @Scott6794 8 років тому +650

    "Get me another beer, Dragon Lady." He meant that in an affectionate way!

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 6 років тому +3

      no, no... it was more of a, i don't hate you for what you are, slur.... xD what are all you fish heads looking at anyway? lol and 2:31

    • @adamortiz5846
      @adamortiz5846 5 років тому +8

      my wife is asian and I told her this....she didn't think it was funny

    • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
      @NochSoEinKaddiFan 5 років тому +2

      @@adamortiz5846 Well you gotta take people for who they are and between those two characters it was cool, I don't think she would mind. Some people are more chill than others I guess, to each their own.

    • @jbo4960
      @jbo4960 5 років тому +3

      @@adamortiz5846 can't please everyone

    • @Jackietreehorn39
      @Jackietreehorn39 5 років тому +1

      I always tell my girl that line 😂😂😂. Classic

  • @StevenCampbell1955
    @StevenCampbell1955 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best movies I have ever watched.

  • @handlmycck
    @handlmycck Рік тому

    amazing how you managed to condense the whole movie into 5 minutes! it was just like i remembered

  • @VforVictor
    @VforVictor 8 років тому +1618

    "What are you half Jew or something?!"

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 7 років тому +37

      that one gets me because i'm half jewish lmao

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 7 років тому +31

      +N Marbletoe you can't be 1/2 Jewish either you are or are not.

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 7 років тому +43

      in Korea we used to stack fractions like that five deep, use them as sandbags.

    • @chasekaplan3731
      @chasekaplan3731 7 років тому +4

      +Frank Castle I think if your father is jewish then you can be half Jewish, but if its your mother then by law you are whether you are religious or not

    • @xXcripledninjaXx
      @xXcripledninjaXx 6 років тому

      V-FOR-VICTOR I

  • @Bluecloudprod
    @Bluecloudprod 3 роки тому +668

    "You're wrong egg roll, I know exactly what I"m talking about."

  • @S1XxX777
    @S1XxX777 9 місяців тому

    I like how the video starts with "thanks for coming Al" it's like a subminal message from the creator of the video to the viewer.

  • @jakeeheredia
    @jakeeheredia 8 місяців тому

    One of the best movies ever, showing this to my children.

  • @ferntheyoutuber9960
    @ferntheyoutuber9960 8 років тому +1623

    People are easily offended lol. Loved this movie.

    • @ferntheyoutuber9960
      @ferntheyoutuber9960 8 років тому +42

      This movie made me kinda hurt tho. I feel bad for all the things the family went through, especially Sue.

    • @austinking2k
      @austinking2k 6 років тому +20

      Vince You’re doing it wrong spook

    • @H1kkiMouse
      @H1kkiMouse 6 років тому +12

      Still, I belive you got my point - it's either okay for everyone to use racial slurs(attention: as a joke, not as an actual insult, I'm all for punishing real racists, not edgy 12 years old) or not okay for EVERYONE. We must also distinguish racism from racial jokes, the latter is what black comedians are famous for, yet as I said before people of color lose their shit when whities do that. That's kinda...racist? It's like one racial group thinks that they're superior to another to have an exclusive right to say/do anything.

    • @moniqueeebite
      @moniqueeebite 6 років тому +11

      I think there's a difference between saying a white person is bland like a biscuit and "zipperhead," where troops used to run over asians with jeeps and would leave tire marks on their hand. That's a racist ass word to use. Honestly what is the most racist thing a person of color could say about a white person? You can't handle spicy food? Come-fucking on. lol

    • @H1kkiMouse
      @H1kkiMouse 6 років тому +23

      The worst racist thing colored people can say to a white person is the one that have been used for a while: "You're wrong/guilty/bad because you're white!" or "You don't have the right to talk about racial matters because you're white!". That IS the definition of racism - making a negative statement/action that based solely on one's color.

  • @tlee717
    @tlee717 4 роки тому +1039

    Clint Eastwood can’t contract coronavirus it’s too scared to enter him

    • @ginger-jc7ti
      @ginger-jc7ti 4 роки тому +12

      Chuck Norris as well.. Lol

    • @admiralsquatbar127
      @admiralsquatbar127 3 роки тому +36

      @@ginger-jc7ti Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.

    • @stephenlynch2193
      @stephenlynch2193 3 роки тому +4

      How true very true

    • @hunterjo118
      @hunterjo118 3 роки тому +5

      Why do you think Clint has lived so long?

    • @outlaw6866
      @outlaw6866 3 роки тому +5

      HunterJo 118 death is scared to tell him it’s time to go

  • @dainiukas13
    @dainiukas13 7 місяців тому +3

    damn, Clint's acting is amazing!

  • @ldreese33
    @ldreese33 8 місяців тому +1

    You left out the will reading at the end of the movie, absolutely hilarious.

  • @Ratiroth
    @Ratiroth 4 роки тому +3639

    He sounds like an old man version of filthy frank
    Edit: can't believe I got this many likes for a mediocre joke

    • @thesenate9455
      @thesenate9455 4 роки тому +81

      Micah Bell shut up Micah

    • @depressedhulkhogan2770
      @depressedhulkhogan2770 4 роки тому +50

      Go share a bunk bed with Bill Williamson

    • @Ratiroth
      @Ratiroth 4 роки тому +35

      @@depressedhulkhogan2770 nah I'll share one with abagail

    • @javiertrejo663
      @javiertrejo663 4 роки тому +20

      What the hell is wrong with you guys. You guys are pure cringe

    • @Ratiroth
      @Ratiroth 4 роки тому +33

      @@javiertrejo663 they started it

  • @pearlescent_ftw
    @pearlescent_ftw 7 років тому +642

    "Get me another beer, dragon lady" I'm fucking done lmao

    • @jucleinisliriano604
      @jucleinisliriano604 7 років тому +1

      Yoooоu сan't find this mоvie with bettеr quаlity than herе => twitter.com/da618aa7fd324aef0/status/795842707897786368 Grаn Тorinо All Insults аnd Raсссial Slurs in 5 min

    • @scdevon
      @scdevon 7 років тому +19

      That line sneaks up on me every time and I bust out laughing.
      There's something about the way Clint says it and the look on the actress's face.

    • @plr985
      @plr985 6 років тому +1

      Pearlescent Pearl man I fell over after hearing that

  • @Theocracy_enjoyer
    @Theocracy_enjoyer 8 місяців тому +2

    Honestly the best walks into a bar joke ever

  • @ndhickson3599
    @ndhickson3599 Рік тому

    The perfect compilation video doesn’t exi-

  • @jedrayne3636
    @jedrayne3636 3 роки тому +1658

    a Korean war vet once told me a joke i didn't get when I was a kid. "Three North korean soldiers walked into a BAR." I asked what the joke was. and he said it wasn't.

    • @rall172
      @rall172 3 роки тому +28

      ooofff...😂

    • @finnmccool684
      @finnmccool684 3 роки тому +129

      Most won't get that joke. I do. Semper Fi.

    • @AECRADIO1
      @AECRADIO1 3 роки тому +172

      Browning Automatic Rifle type of BAR...YES!

    • @finnmccool684
      @finnmccool684 3 роки тому +21

      @@AECRADIO1 Roger that.

    • @jacobdemuth3717
      @jacobdemuth3717 3 роки тому +28

      I heard my Grandfather a ww2 vet say the same thing but with nazi's

  • @Damage_Kase_99
    @Damage_Kase_99 4 роки тому +875

    Gran Torino? More like Get Off My Lawn: The Movie

    • @ShaneFlett
      @ShaneFlett 4 роки тому +2

      America now:

    • @johnnymichael1804
      @johnnymichael1804 4 роки тому +18

      @@ShaneFlett you mean the same America that voted for a black man suddenly went full racist...
      Me thinks you're uninformed and parroting bs...

    • @dagwood5041
      @dagwood5041 4 роки тому +5

      @Bad Cattitude can it, zipperhead.

    • @ColeDuarte-tl9jl
      @ColeDuarte-tl9jl 4 роки тому +5

      Johnny Michael he’s a dum fuck entitled liberal. Wait til these people see real racism

    • @paulbannon1311
      @paulbannon1311 3 роки тому +1

      Gold 😂😂😂

  • @sasumaro1
    @sasumaro1 Рік тому +2

    clint eastwood is a gamer

  • @mistersmith3986
    @mistersmith3986 6 місяців тому +1

    I had a neighbor just like this when I was a kid. He was so old and has been in every American war. He still had a grudge against the Red Coats.

  • @asteve4914
    @asteve4914 5 років тому +280

    “Click Clack, Ding Dong and Charlie Chan”

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 4 роки тому

      Yoire wrong, egg roll

    • @markblankenship5788
      @markblankenship5788 4 роки тому +3

      A Steve I about pissed my pants when I heard that and the scene where he’s trying to teach the kid how to talk to someone in the barbershop. “My ass is sore from all my construction guys” classic

    • @drafpor
      @drafpor 4 роки тому

      lol i think that is absolutely the winner

    • @nathelm
      @nathelm 4 роки тому

      Milk, meet screen.

  • @tracer0017
    @tracer0017 3 роки тому +607

    At least with a man like that you know where you stand.

    • @garymarkow7005
      @garymarkow7005 3 роки тому +14

      @Paul Monroe there are people like that in every generation, but because of the internet they are more visible. But yeah we need more strong male role models for the youth so they learn how to toughen up. That's how it's always been, but now it looks like the places people used to go for that are going out of style (the scouts, church, fraternal orders, your father). We just need a new era where those things get reinvigorated, which can only happen through the action of individual men raising their boys and ultimately the community.

    • @benjibenj7406
      @benjibenj7406 3 роки тому +2

      @Paul Monroe imagkne complaining about communists lmao cringe

    • @benjibenj7406
      @benjibenj7406 3 роки тому +2

      @Paul Monroe snowflake😂

    • @benjibenj7406
      @benjibenj7406 3 роки тому +2

      @Bomb La Tour china isnt communist and neither is venezuela

    • @benjibenj7406
      @benjibenj7406 3 роки тому +2

      @Bomb La Tour i just said neither are communist dumb right winger

  • @dalefutrelle1441
    @dalefutrelle1441 Рік тому +3

    The fact that the Asians in this movie and most of the Asians I know in real life have real thick skin and aren't bother by race jokes, makes this movie all too real to me. What an amazing actor you are, Mr. Eastwood.

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 8 місяців тому +3

    "Lets go downstairs and get some of that good g**k food" is crazy. He aint even mad 😂

  • @doodoobonejones
    @doodoobonejones 4 роки тому +420

    *Spends entire time insulting everyone at the party*
    One second later
    "Why is this on me all of a sudden?"

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 4 роки тому +489

    "Just keep your hands off my dog" HAHA

    • @ryk3rofficial524
      @ryk3rofficial524 4 роки тому +26

      I feel like this was overlooked by so many people lol

    • @ChrisE-iy7ok
      @ChrisE-iy7ok 4 роки тому +9

      there is an even funnier scene which was missed out in this video, where he makes food for them, and he says
      how do you want you dog, i mean steaks 😂😂

  • @Firealone9
    @Firealone9 Рік тому +2

    "hey Kennedy you drunken Irish goon" bro not even the Irish are safe in this 😂

  • @josephpowelliii9169
    @josephpowelliii9169 8 місяців тому

    "Yeah...I love you too"....
    Priceless!❤️

  • @Hybzy
    @Hybzy 3 роки тому +3568

    The message is: words don't mean shit, it's actions that count

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 роки тому +281

      Yeah, the guy was overly racist the entire time, but when push come to shove he put up a fight for his community, including the newcommers. I'm Argentinian, so he'd probably tell me to go back to my country until I started insulting him back. Then we'd share beer and talk shit about the people we both hate!

    • @nickynicks_
      @nickynicks_ 3 роки тому +159

      @@laurocoman Yeah but he hated everyone honestly. I mean, he insulted the Italian and Irish guy too XD!

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 роки тому +35

      @@nickynicks_ yeah, Clint's equality!

    • @loganshotrod4x464
      @loganshotrod4x464 3 роки тому +92

      Finally, another person that gets it, thank god! Americans need to remember what we stand for, we’re a melting pot, we’re supposed to rip on each other, talk shit, sometimes we’re even supposed to get in fights but we should always end it with a joke, a laugh & a commitment to one another as human beings.

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 3 роки тому +24

      Nice to see all you ignorant fuckers agreeing on how wrong you are. Have you tried being a nice person? Cos that seems a better idea

  • @APBT-Bandog
    @APBT-Bandog 4 роки тому +348

    He is the only one in the movie that stood up for not just himself, but also his innocent neighbors...regardless of them being of a different race.

    • @HTHTucoTheRat
      @HTHTucoTheRat 3 роки тому

      I agree...right up until the end. At least some of the neighbors testified against the lil gangsta wannabes.

  • @colinbrown7310
    @colinbrown7310 10 місяців тому +4

    It was the way generations of men talked, to each other and to everybody else, before we all went soft in the head. Result? A well ordered society in which everybody knew where they stood. Pity my grandad never got to see this!

  • @alessandrorigobello7551
    @alessandrorigobello7551 Рік тому

    simply outstanding!

  • @SmallPocketsBigRockets
    @SmallPocketsBigRockets 3 роки тому +2495

    “Get me another beer dragon lady”. Gonna say that to my girlfriend from now on, because we’re both Asian. Even if we weren’t, I’d say it anyways, because who gives a fuck.

    • @neophyte1994
      @neophyte1994 3 роки тому +116

      Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty happy if I were Asian and someone called me dragon guy

    • @chuckjeffery944
      @chuckjeffery944 3 роки тому +8

      Thats a funny line ok. Guess what, anyone can say it!

    • @maxkronader5225
      @maxkronader5225 3 роки тому +107

      If she's good with it, she's keeper. A previous girlfriend (who is Vietnamese) would occasionally get drunk, put on her tightest and shortest miniskirt and imitate a war movie hooker by saying "Hey GI, you want good time? Five dollah. Me love you long time."
      She was always embarrassed when she sobered up the next morning, but I never complained.😁

    • @thedevilsadvocate3135
      @thedevilsadvocate3135 3 роки тому +29

      "because who gives a fuck" probably some self righteous white teenager my broski

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 роки тому +6

      thats the best attitude to have.
      indifference to hate and differences does more to erase it than anything else.

  • @karllundmark8886
    @karllundmark8886 3 роки тому +359

    "Click-Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan..." I was laughing for hours when I first heard that one!

    • @IMCcanTWEESTED
      @IMCcanTWEESTED 3 роки тому +16

      Dad was a kind man, but told racist-as-fuck jokes. He opened the silverware drawer and asked me what it was. Of course I said, "Silverware." He said, "WRONG. It's a volume of common names for Chinese babies. Take a dozen or so pieces of silverware and begin dropping them on a tile floor. Name your babies after the noise each utensil makes. "Ching." "Twang." "Ding-Wong." "Quing-Ting."

    • @mwc1988
      @mwc1988 3 роки тому +2

      “Just walk out with Miss Whats Her Face”.

    • @lastzeit2251
      @lastzeit2251 3 роки тому +4

      Bobby Hill jesus the same joke my father told to me back in Croatia about 20 years ago,the only difference was you take a pan and throw it down the stairs.

    • @TheRealDrJoey
      @TheRealDrJoey 3 роки тому

      I used to work with a guy who took a tin can, put some nuts and bolts in it, and wrote on the outside "Drop for theater of Doh."

    • @dl30wpb
      @dl30wpb 3 роки тому +3

      @@IMCcanTWEESTED Why can't Asians have a white baby?? Because 2 wongs don't make a wite

  • @canadianbacon2754
    @canadianbacon2754 11 місяців тому +1

    Imagine when you could make a movie reflecting how people actually felt and acted. Kudos Mr. Eastwood, you sir are a legend.

  • @BVMUSICNJ
    @BVMUSICNJ 4 роки тому +831

    90% of people on the internet's heads would implode if this was released in 2019.

    • @lenley.1379
      @lenley.1379 4 роки тому +107

      That'd be nice they would stop wasting space

    • @Unclejemima14
      @Unclejemima14 4 роки тому +23

      And to think this flick was put out 10 years ago! Ridiculous

    • @wojakthecrusader1410
      @wojakthecrusader1410 4 роки тому +20

      This is why i loved early 2000's.

    • @maxg9165
      @maxg9165 4 роки тому +15

      Could only hope, especially in this snowflake day n age.

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 4 роки тому +3

      90%? That's giving them way too much.