it would be super fucking hilarious if another perpetual sends the emperor an actual cake with this on it during the siege of terra its just an immortal dude who is 25+k years old no psyker, no super human just some immortal dude who knows him personally CUZ, perhaps an old warlord of terra before the unification wars who now is just a citizen it would be fking hilarious and imagine the emperor taking 1 bite and its actually a good cake too that would be one of the most single funny moments ever when the emperor just contemplates on how much he fucked up, and its just a very subtle fuck you man from one of his old buddies
The fact that there's a bunch of The Thick of It qoutes by Big E makes me happy. I can just see Big E berating Magnus in an elevator. "You're a fucking...omnishambles."
Listening to this : "The Emperor of Mankind talking to one of his custodes about Lorgar Aurelian: Dion hand it over, now how does that make you feel." Fking commercials
Do you have any idea how *many* Guard Regiments there are? The Administratum has officially given up on trying to count them all. Thus they are *literally* uncountable.
Heard it said that Liverpool still being a thing was meant to be proof that it was a dark future. Guess I’m just left to take the word of a Hooligan otherwise because the only thing I know about Liverpool is that they were responsible for the Beatles
Leman Russ: "I hate psykers!" Magnus: "So you hate yourself?" Leman Russ: "...fuck, got me there." (For reference, Leman Russ is a relatively weak psyker himself, with mostly latent abilities that primarily pertain to drowning out other psykers)
Tonight on TopGear: vulkan dies yet again. Guilliman tries his damnedest to fix his father's broken Imperium. Leman Russ learns what memes are. And Jaghatai Khan goes really, really fast.
tounoight on BottomGear Warhammer edition: Everything is awful but suprisingly still in tact, Belisarius Cawl develips Primaris Astates and Primarchs Luigi and Papa Smurf are rolling around
@@KingLich451some say he’s 9ft tall and can deadlift a truck. Others say his legions relics only consist of hot wheels tracks. All we know is, he’s called the khan
TONIGHT ON TOPLEGION: Angron shows off his wig collection. Jaghatai Khan breaks the sound barrier in a Plastic Tricycle. Lorgar starts a Book Club. And Rogal Dorn watches Paint. Dry. TONIGHT ON TOPLEGION!
Leman Russ: Rune-Priests are not Psykers. Magnus The Red: Ahhh... Yes... and Squats are not dwarfs, Eldars are not elves... and you are not a damn Furry!!!!
5:32 I would argue it was a bit to harsh on the people that lived there since although they were in an uncharacteristic act of temperance evacuated before the bombardment started, still made refugees or forced to rebuild their homes and world views from scratch.
Don’t worry. Rune Priests are chosen by their connection to the Warp spirits of Fenris (which are not Chaos, btw). This means the Rune Priests are not psykers. They’re *sorcerers.*
Any Guardsman on a world at war where the population rebels against the defenders due to the harsh conditions the war brought dies laughing, knowing the horrors he was facing will vindicate him. He laughs imagining their expressions.
I recognized five things being referenced here Star Wars Team Fortress 2 Star Trek (easter egg) Top Gear Battlestar Galactica (I'm presuming because otherwise the likeness of those two officers is QUITE the coincidence) And Spider-man
magnus:you have no idea how much i want to eat your soul leman leman:...im sorry. magnus:...huh? leman:im...sorry i was a jerk and...im sorry i razed prospero. magnus:ya know this might be late for it but.....i forgive you. leman:wait really? magnus:i..got a lot of help so yeah
0:16 Captain-General Little Kitten really loves his enthusiastic walks.
Yes he does
hhmmm.... Want to take a bet on whether or not his names are also those of the heretics/mutants/xenos he's slaughtered?
Just imagine if Curtis Arnott (Takahata101) had voiced Kitten, rather than Santodes.
@@Archangel_Kali Oh sweet fucking Black Sabbath….I can hear that already…
This is just Custodes fanfiction written by a fanboy of Kitten... or Kitten himself. Probably the latter.
1:17 I mean anyone except Guilliman would actually go mad watching the 40k news
Dorn would at least scan the Headlines
Guilliman would just sigh in disappointment if we’re lucky. If we’re not lucky…
5:32
I love that emps uses the TTS theme as a ringtone
TTS yet lives on
I wanted to see SpeakerD voicing the Emperor in these comics.
@@QuaestorL same
1:58 nice touch: the number of casualities went up by 3k between panels.
fun fact the general discussion part is form a battlestar galactica paper shortage joke
First captain Sigismund after hearing about the Cult of the God Emperor: yo this shit is bussin
*4,0000 years later*
Black Templars: Emperor Vult! DEUS VULT!
*Crusading Intensifies*
0:50 I guess Big E lost His medical license long ago.
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school
@@StarboyXL9 Big E: No. I AM THE MEDICAL SCHOOL
TF2 Medic reference
4:07 Queen Elizabeth still lives even in the 41st Millennium huh?
She got revived a few years back when they realized there were new planets that need High Gothic lessons
This aged like milk
5:01 The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree even if you shake it hard enough
1:10
>Top Legion
>No Jagathai Khan
I am incredibly disappointed.
He is the STIG. Or, KHAN here i guess.
I mean, three Custodes characters CAN TAKE A SMALL GUARD ARMY on the tabletop, so... Yeah. Fear, and dead men/women/tanks/sentinel/etc.
Provided the dice gods like you that day.
@@josephstahl9119 that can go for anybody though
@@amandag.6186 its extra punishing for custodes because they suffer from point costs. A single model lost is a hit to the kneecaps.
Well, lore wise, a Custodes could probably win against a Titan, so
it would be super fucking hilarious if another perpetual sends the emperor an actual cake with this on it during the siege of terra
its just an immortal dude who is 25+k years old
no psyker, no super human
just some immortal dude who knows him personally CUZ,
perhaps an old warlord of terra before the unification wars who now is just a citizen
it would be fking hilarious
and imagine the emperor taking 1 bite and its actually a good cake too
that would be one of the most single funny moments ever
when the emperor just contemplates on how much he fucked up, and its just a very subtle fuck you man from one of his old buddies
honestly i think it'd be even more hilarious if it was Horus who sent it. "i fucking hate you dad, but it's your birthday so have a fucking cake"
@@shadowbolt_bloodmane this was during the unifaction of terra. horus didnt exist yet.
Plot twist the cake is from the Chaos Gods
Ollanius Pius?
@@michatuodziecki2079 Sends him a birthday cake and dies for him. Hell of a guy that Ollanius Pius.
The fact that there's a bunch of The Thick of It qoutes by Big E makes me happy. I can just see Big E berating Magnus in an elevator.
"You're a fucking...omnishambles."
1:18 God, poor Guliman looked at the news.
1:38 I see Alpharius in the nice portrait
First! Notification squad unite green ranger dragon zord!
:Purity seal:
Wut
Based
Notification Squad unite Red Ranger Tyranozord!
Rip
2:29 gotta love those shoulder mounted nuclear warheads
1:23 The Stig is one of the watchers
I really like all the references to "the thick of it "
Listening to this : "The Emperor of Mankind talking to one of his custodes about Lorgar Aurelian: Dion hand it over, now how does that make you feel." Fking commercials
0:56 is that the EMH from Star Trek voyager with alpharius
good spot my lad
Anyone watched TTS?
Imma watch it again
For like, the third time
4:20 Instructions unclear: fell to Cult of Slaanesh
3:44 *FERRUS ELBOW!*
7TH GONNA GIVE IT TO YA!
Happy Birthday Emperor is fantastic. Emps really does have a Tuckeresque vibe to him
I love the pintel and regetti bit at 2:50
Like that team fortress 2 meet the medic video reference
2:32 It could have been worse.
Thanks for the video.
The tf2 one lmao
Youre amazing, dont get me wrong, but the slow reading of some of the texts kinda drives me crazy
2:40. Wasnt an insult. It was a genuine gift from the Ausemulian confederation
oh i sure hope you plan to do this to all your battletech ones too!!
What I don’t understand is why not put one adeptus custodies with each guard legion.
Do you have any idea how *many* Guard Regiments there are?
The Administratum has officially given up on trying to count them all. Thus they are *literally* uncountable.
1:45 Situation is truly dire when an Imperial Guard officer can't even afford a cool cyborg eye.
Who does this guy think he is Darth Vader
Star Wars reference
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
THIS MAN GETS ME!!!😂😂😂
Liverpool hivecity? Liverpool still a thing even in the grim dark future?
Heard it said that Liverpool still being a thing was meant to be proof that it was a dark future. Guess I’m just left to take the word of a Hooligan otherwise because the only thing I know about Liverpool is that they were responsible for the Beatles
"Lol" said Leman Russ "Lmao"
Big E: Sigh, Lorgar... I hate Lorgar as much as... I guess as much as you hate any given Primarch
Valdor: Wow, that's a lot of hate
I just appreciate how the webway uses a stargate from the Stargate franchise.
You are surrounded.
Custodian: I like those odds.
😂😂
where's the Archemedes
I am Alpharius.
darth custodes
lorgar: FATHER, 😢🖕
big e: hmmm🖕
let me guess, that birthday cake could be from lorgar
1:15 tbf Sangy would be a rocking Regent. Dude was definitely better at the ruling bit than Emps himself was.
I love the sprinkle of TF2 references in this video
5:00 Uh-huh. Thanks for another connection with Iron Warriors primarch.
Leman Russ: "I hate psykers!"
Magnus: "So you hate yourself?"
Leman Russ: "...fuck, got me there."
(For reference, Leman Russ is a relatively weak psyker himself, with mostly latent abilities that primarily pertain to drowning out other psykers)
Love that the Aquilas at 0:30 are ready to throw down as well.
I like how alpharius is in every one of these
Finding all alpharius
1 0:57
2 1:18
3 1:37
4 4:48
5 5:53
6 7:35
?3:44
?4:22 the in right have horns?
?2:33
hahahahahahaha genius
2:38 Konrad Curze: It from *all* of us.
don't know why but general discussion 01:27 just has me giggling.
7:38 this is the most EMPEROR thing after bad parenting and being basicly God 2
4:50
Code Name: *P A P A S M U R F*
Kreiger: what is this place
Malcolm Tucker reference??! Damn
1:24 The stig is their too
Stig is a Perpetual
Personality trumps all.
Tonight on TopGear: vulkan dies yet again. Guilliman tries his damnedest to fix his father's broken Imperium. Leman Russ learns what memes are. And Jaghatai Khan goes really, really fast.
Jaghatai Khan would be one heck of a test driver
One primarch to best even The Stig
tounoight on BottomGear Warhammer edition: Everything is awful but suprisingly still in tact, Belisarius Cawl develips Primaris Astates and Primarchs Luigi and Papa Smurf are rolling around
@@KingLich451some say he’s 9ft tall and can deadlift a truck.
Others say his legions relics only consist of hot wheels tracks.
All we know is, he’s called the khan
TONIGHT ON TOPLEGION: Angron shows off his wig collection. Jaghatai Khan breaks the sound barrier in a Plastic Tricycle. Lorgar starts a Book Club. And Rogal Dorn watches Paint. Dry. TONIGHT ON TOPLEGION!
“You are clearly outnumbered”
“But you are clearly outmatched”
Leman Russ: Rune-Priests are not Psykers.
Magnus The Red: Ahhh... Yes... and Squats are not dwarfs, Eldars are not elves... and you are not a damn Furry!!!!
I like how he has the last of terras grass
5:32 I would argue it was a bit to harsh on the people that lived there since although they were in an uncharacteristic act of temperance evacuated before the bombardment started, still made refugees or forced to rebuild their homes and world views from scratch.
Wait wait wait.... The astartes legions were a plan B?...
Don’t worry. Rune Priests are chosen by their connection to the Warp spirits of Fenris (which are not Chaos, btw). This means the Rune Priests are not psykers. They’re *sorcerers.*
Any Guardsman on a world at war where the population rebels against the defenders due to the harsh conditions the war brought dies laughing, knowing the horrors he was facing will vindicate him. He laughs imagining their expressions.
You actually do not get credit for trying to read the Lectitio Divinatus.
I recognized five things being referenced here
Star Wars
Team Fortress 2
Star Trek (easter egg)
Top Gear
Battlestar Galactica (I'm presuming because otherwise the likeness of those two officers is QUITE the coincidence)
And Spider-man
And Batman.
IT would have been an interesting "what if" scenario where magnus the red called out and convinced leman of his BS with the priests
Credits really should be given to The Thick of It.
7:31
I see that magnus visited fenris. He got some of that fenrisian hospitality.
guest pass xD
I really like who Alpharious Omegon seems to be always in the background.
He was there during the conquering of Tera and the during the death of the thunder warriors
magnus:you have no idea how much i want to eat your soul leman
leman:...im sorry.
magnus:...huh?
leman:im...sorry i was a jerk and...im sorry i razed prospero.
magnus:ya know this might be late for it but.....i forgive you.
leman:wait really?
magnus:i..got a lot of help so yeah
konrad:hey uh sevatar?
sevatar:yeah?
konrad:we probably should have gotten therepy right.
sevatar:you especially? oh yeah
5:32 I KNOW that ringtone.
An excellent choice. Trully, Excellent.
1:28 Trulry proves that all that happened before will happen again, looks like even that pilgrimage from 12 worlds didn't help in it at all!
2:38 its funny cause its true!
Glad to see Elizabeth is doing well in the 41st millennium
🤣😂🤣
to this day, I still don't know who the cake was from...
it was still pretty good though
well it could have been from your divorced wife
Hint hint it starts with a Z