TAINTED DEGENERACY featuring Baldermort | a Blood Angels 40k Parody
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2022
- The return of Chaplain Bald
Script written by: Barry Walts
Voiced by: Baldermort
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@@baldermort Longtime fan of your work Sir Servoskull
A part 2 please, love your work.
Barry you the goat
Don't get brother Kill involved he is from the death world of Australia
"extracting gene seed from your little battle brother"
well that's one for the books
That's the best one.
Comic gold
Yeah, that's where the joke got me too XD
Haha little battle brother
That one got a true belly-laugh from me.
Despite wearing a helmet he still somehow manages to look progressively angrier and angrier with each euphemism.
That's his emotional presence in the warp swelling with rage further and further
More emotion than Twilight.
Chaplains do be like that
That's some good editing right there
@@coconuttydragoon3445 *WHEEZE*
Balders makes Grimmaldus appear calm, composed and reasonable.
Grimmaldus: Ok settle down there, you proved your point
Chaplain Balders: *You lack a spine brother!!?*
@@the_forgotten_spartan3656 He was comparing them, mate...
To be fair Grimaldus is all of these things
He's Grimaldus if Grimaldus were also having to deal with flesh and blood hunger cravings on top of his already hot disposition :D
Tbf Grims is pretty chill for a chaplain, especially a templar reclusiarch
"Dropping the white drop pods from your strike cruiser!"
Sanguinius wept
"Not just discharging my flesh plasma pistol. Overcharging it."
@@matiasyannuzzi9655 By the Great Angel!
out of sheer and utter laughter
Yet another dropsite massacre.
Shame.
Baldemort in his own videos: 😇☺
Baldemort in Barry's vids: 👹👺
I love the contrast
When I first saw pizza vid, I thought "lol this chaplain sounds like a genocidal maniac who hit his pinky against a bed! Wait... Is it Baldemort? In his videos he sounds like a plushy teddybear-grandpa... Wow he have range! "
@@Alexander_Kaa I love the pizza vid.
"DO YOU LACK FAITH?! DO YOU LACK A *SPINE,* BROTHER?!?"
"Your hands are for bearing mighty weapons, NOT FOR WANKING"
I love this so much. Please give us more or angry chaplain
You could say he was wielding a sword at the time :)
Does the penur of a SM even work anymore after ascending to DemiGod Level?
@@donkface8509 Majorkill has a video on that...but I dare not go into this rabbit hole
-Saul Tarvitz to the rest of the Emperor’s Children at Istvaan
Just hearing Balders talk like that is pure gold.
"Extracting gene-seed from your little battle brother" laughed so hard I woke wife and baby. Cheers, they're both crying now. Nice one!
Must be a real horrifying laugh if your wife is also crying
Hol up
That one really had me 😂
@@saintofall3653 he didn't say that they were his wife and baby
Angry wife and traumatized child, 100% worth it
"You were extracting gene seed from your little battle brother."
I lost it at that one😂
This is the best on e
me too
I think that was the one where I actually lol'ed.
@@kristopherb Yup. IMHO that's the best 1 liner here but they're all good.
He was trying to explain, "The galaxy burns, and I just wanted to release some pressure." or something to that effect.
That was so funny to do. I had to stop due to laughing so hard. :)
I know people tell you this all the time, but your really cool.
This gentle listener was unprepared.
You are a legend, my friend!
Had to pause for a moment? You mean... youuuuu just waited!
"gentle wristener"
Love how the wanker marine tried to deny it at first and tried to escape with the duty excuse then tried to spin it as the galaxy sucks and he needed to do this but realize that was an horrible explanation and gave up like a child being disciplined by the parent and just wants to get it over with while dying on the inside.
Wanker marine, talk about a cursed founding.
Baldermort's impression of the chaplin is one of the best things ive heard. His A N G E R is the perfect blend of reasonable and unreasonable, It makes me want to start collecting blood angels for table top. This, is not just a certified kek, but a true to emperor Laugh Out Loud moment
it just made me want to get a chaplin for my black templars as i thought it'd fit them a bit more than my dark angels
“Of course hand holding is degeneracy! To slaanesh it is the ultimate degeneracy!” -chaplain bald probably
Hand holding is the weapon against Slaanesh and its loathsome lot.
Wholesomeness beats slaneeah
"YOU WERE EXTRACTING GENE-SEED FROM YOUR LITTLE BATTLE BROTHER" 🤣🤣🤣
Hearing Baldermort yell "treacherous twat" really made my day
baldermort makes a incredible chaplin. he demands loyalty to the emperor, pineapple upon your pizza, and the halting of revving the shaft of the chain sword.
“Extracted gene seed from from your little battle brother” I’m gonna be quoting this at work and sharing this.
You catching mfrs doing it that much? Where you work?
That Blood Angels chaplain was calmer than I expected.
Yep Astorath would have just killed him
He knows that if Sanguinius were alive right now, he’d be the one fuming
"You were unleashing your tainted exterminatus on the floor" best line
“You were extracting gene-seed from your little battle brother” oh my god 😂
That "treacherous TWAT!!" line was delivered with so much energy! 😅😂
"Your little Battle-Brother"
Literally crying on the floor from that one, did NOT see that one coming 🤣
The long awaited sequel finally comes. Emperor be praised
Brother Kill is going to have a brain aneurysm when he hears this.
Probably loading the bolter as we speak..
I love the way he says "WANKING" with such anger, brilliant
"extracting gene seed from your little battle brother!" I couldn't help but bust a gut laughing! My third lung even hurts!
Thought the chaplain was gonna give him the Emperor's mercy right then and there
"You were shooting thick white flame from your skin flamer!"
Oh lordy that sounds painful.
As an old song called "I ejaculate fire"
I already thought Baldemort was awesome, this is just more hilarious confirmation
the sheer rage from brother Bald's voice makes even a Black Rage marine looks calm
The Baldemort’s delivery of that line at 0:20 is absolute perfection. Keep this shit up 😂😂
"Dont you DARE deny it! You were masturbating!"
The Chaplin we all need
"THEY ARE NOT FOR WANKING" kills me every time I watch this masterpiece
I think you missed a line in the final cut Bald & Barry
“ you were beating on your pink horror!”
This was so many good lines non stop I had to rewatch to hear more that I missed laughing
Each line was gold, white gold
More Baldermort? This is a massive win!
TTS Throne Emperor: "I SUMMON PROHIBITION HAMMER!"
Barry Walts: "Prohibitions only expand demands!"
"Extracting gene-seed from your little battle brother"
goddamn, he just got roasted
The fact this could be in the show and wouldn't seem out of place is amazing
"Revving the shaft on your chain blade"
"You were extracting geneseed from your little battle brother"
My favourites
"you were extracting Gene seed from your little battle brother"........thats enough internet for me today.
"Extracting gene seed from your little battle brother" I'm gonna use that
"You were sparking from your power sword!" This had me dead 💀
I am a simple man. When I see Chaplin Balder, I watch. When he speaks, I laugh.
BTW, I really hope we get a sequel to this with Brother Kill
I was not prepared for this many 40k-themed euphemisms. This is hilarious.
I *need* the behind the scenes of Baldermort recording these lines... for research
Chaplain pastimes: vigorously murderizing the enemies of the Imperium and taking the piss out of others with excessive (and aggressive) wordplay
"Extracting gene-seed from your little Battle Brother". I have to remember that one. Classic
Your hands are for holding the Imperium's mighty weaponry!
They were!
Baldy collab is always fun
Baldemort is such a talented voice actor and narrator
I am formally requesting that Chaplain Bald be featured in every video on this channel, from now until the Emperor, beloved by all, deems otherwise.
Chaplain Baldermort is so loyal, he makes the inquisition question their love for the emperor.
“You were extracting gene-seed from your little battle brother!” That got me. I’m calling it that from now on
A fury so mighty you could chew it.
Edit: Extracting gene-seed from your little battle brother is by far the best. Got me laughing it off like a nut job at the office.
I Didnt know I needed angry baldemort in my life but now I see that I cant live without
Has been 2 months and still i can't wait to hear what Brother Kill has to say about it
“They are not for *WANKING!* “ lmao 😂
"extracting gene seed from your little battle brother" i almost died from choking on my drink
“He’d be fucking fuming” had me in bits 😂😂😂
Every time I come back to this video it's the " you were extracting geneseed from your little battlebrother! " that gets me! 😂
Chaplain Bald is the ULTIMATE!
Needs his own movie.
Extracting Geneseed from your little battle brother. Got me dead.
Omg baldermort is the best at voice acting a space marine with such anger
Love his voice acting. Fit for a Chaplain.
Need more Baldermort as the eternally angry chaplain🤣
I am 100% sure Brother Kill is a real space marine, and not a joke.
You forgot one. He was "wasting his Emperor's Children"
"Little battle-brother"
*dies laughing* 😂😂😂
Ho-ly-fuck! This was fucking brilliant 😂 You've taken production up a notch!
Balder is perfect for the space marine chaplain role.
_'You were extracting gene-seed from your little Battle Brother!'_
is the best euphemism, in my opinion lol
I wish all the chaplains were like this
I love the whole "Strike Cruiser" and "Little Battle Brother" analogy was suggesting how small it was.😂
Extracting Gene-Seed from your little Battle Brother. Classic.
"Unholy chaos noises"
From that point I knew this was going to be hilarious 😂
Brother Baldermort is such a good voice actor
I just discovered the channel yesterday and today you upload this. Please continue executing the Emperor's Will and give us more Angry Chaplin
Chaplain Balde really making me and my little battle brother feel guilty today.
GENE SEED FROM YOUR LITTLE BATTLE BROTHER I FUCKING CANT BREATHE
I wonder how many takes that took for Balder to say with a straight face and not lol out loud while recording.
Ok, that gene seed part.😂
*"They're not for WANKING!!!"*
My body is feeling like crap and could barely get any sleep, this has made me feel 10x better, thank you so much.
Fucking lost it at "THEY'RE NOT FOR WANKING!" 🤣
Chaplain baldimort "lets hope the sisters never find out about this, or their gonna launch a crusade against our little battle brothers"
I can't imagine how much more insane Brother Kill has to be than Chaplain Bald if the Chaplain defers to Brother Kill.
“You were revving the shaft of your CHAINBLADE!”
I weep, brothers. I fucking can’t, lmfao.
EXTRACTING GENE SEED FROM YOUR LITTLE BATTLE BROTHER
oh lord I have fallen and I cannot get up
In the other Emperor's Angel's defense, his skin flamer is, in fact, one of the Imperium's mighty weapons. Rumour has it that even a Sister of Battle shivers at it's sight.
Extracting gene seed from your little battle brother. 😂😂😂 magnificent. It’s always so fun to hear baldy do videos like this
I would love if this became a series it's funny and I never get enough of it
1:05 banished my sides to the warp.
I like to think all chaplains are like this. Just giant sized drill sergeants waiting for the opportunity to go on an ear blistering rant that gets progressively crazier and more creative as they berate some poor soul into oblivion with his superhuman lung capacity.
Quite a reasonable Chaplain, only reprimanding his battle brother with words.
My brother in christ SPACE MARINES ARE CHEMICALLY CASTRATED
Extracting gene seed from your little battle brother.
I wonder where he learned all those metaphors.
Poor guy just doesn't want that premium seed to go to waste.
"You were extracting gene-seed from your little battle brother" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣