I built a Laser Telescope Blaster!!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @yeetus_the_feetus-_-9324
    @yeetus_the_feetus-_-9324 6 років тому +6548

    Please keep uploading. What happened. I'm in September and you haven't uploaded in a month. I just found you and I love your videos, they are so cool. I liked and subbed

    • @styropyro
      @styropyro  6 років тому +2249

      UA-cam demonetizes or strikes nearly half of my new uploads. Demonetized videos become blacklisted in search results and get practically no views. I'd love to post more videos, but UA-cam clearly does not care about their smaller content creators and I have given up on attempting to post consistently. There will be more awesome videos coming up, but they won't be as frequent.

    • @sansanical98
      @sansanical98 6 років тому +210

      :'( feels bad man

    • @Vg-nu4fq
      @Vg-nu4fq 6 років тому +95

      500k is considered small????

    • @amalfi460
      @amalfi460 6 років тому +157

      Start making videos that UA-cam likes .....ie. gangstas dry humping their bitches etc..

    • @yeetus_the_feetus-_-9324
      @yeetus_the_feetus-_-9324 6 років тому +21

      @C Morton we totally should. UA-cam has been really weird.

  • @upengraden3792
    @upengraden3792 5 років тому +2315

    *Blows up a planet with the DeathStar*
    "Good, but I was expecting more power"

  • @zeus982
    @zeus982 5 років тому +3815

    Dude seems nice. Which is good. Dude is one shitty personality away from being a super villain

    • @danklyf4202
      @danklyf4202 5 років тому +48

      Omg right

    • @Neon-lt5jl
      @Neon-lt5jl 5 років тому +12

      This deserves more likes

    • @gab15briss
      @gab15briss 5 років тому +10

      I loved this LOL!

    • @jayi31
      @jayi31 5 років тому +3

      yeah DUDE

    • @thegrom225
      @thegrom225 5 років тому +4

      seriously though, hahha first thought ummmm sooooo this where the minion line starts?

  • @dailyyy5979
    @dailyyy5979 5 років тому +1612

    2118
    styropyro: i built a black-hole powered gamma ray bazooka

    • @MostlyRandom
      @MostlyRandom 5 років тому +149

      all from parts i got off ebay for under $12

    • @HelloTardis
      @HelloTardis 5 років тому +5

      Nah he will be dead by then......:) cause time.

    • @cyberium5020
      @cyberium5020 5 років тому +27

      @@HelloTardis no he won't be

    • @RazanAr51
      @RazanAr51 5 років тому +55

      @@HelloTardis at this rate i won't be surprised if he became immortal in 2052

    • @ArctikToast
      @ArctikToast 5 років тому +47

      @@HelloTardis hell build an anti aging machine using laser that he got from ebay for under 10 dollars

  • @dummy505
    @dummy505 4 роки тому +1217

    When you're taking a walk through a forest and instantly go blind

    • @CSDM15
      @CSDM15 4 роки тому +23

      😂🤣
      Edit: bruh I forgot I even made this reply

    • @DudeUnperfect21
      @DudeUnperfect21 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah with the invisible IR laser

    • @zenstappenbelt4982
      @zenstappenbelt4982 4 роки тому +8

      Laughed so hard

    • @isouravgope
      @isouravgope 4 роки тому +7

      F lmao

    • @gangstadonut982
      @gangstadonut982 4 роки тому +8

      @𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 was that how herobrine was blind

  • @craigparker2296
    @craigparker2296 5 років тому +4433

    This dude has definitely built lasers that he can't show us lol

  • @ooXxDrUmMeRxXoo
    @ooXxDrUmMeRxXoo 6 років тому +3608

    Someone get this man a fraction of the military budget.

    • @landonhayes7930
      @landonhayes7930 5 років тому +66

      AMEN

    • @MetalStorm98
      @MetalStorm98 5 років тому +228

      Lol we would have a planet busting weapon in a week

    • @coolguyrecords3553
      @coolguyrecords3553 5 років тому +36

      @nafia morris
      All abrahamic religion should be banned

    • @Doot-O
      @Doot-O 5 років тому +15

      We would have a REAL Death Star by now.

    • @davidkay7893
      @davidkay7893 5 років тому +25

      Not to be that dude on r/wooosh but its actually a war crime to use laser weapons in war.

  • @justhwsky
    @justhwsky 5 років тому +782

    “So I turned this vacuum into a black hole”

    • @walterbell7193
      @walterbell7193 4 роки тому +8

      Never use one too many partials otherwise your black hole will become too powerful n’ escape

    • @KayaAvali
      @KayaAvali 4 роки тому +8

      A purely educational black hole

    • @snoopsistired
      @snoopsistired 4 роки тому +12

      “It’s pretty cool, but I was expecting more power”

    • @dnasu
      @dnasu 4 роки тому +3

      @Ward Ulens did you get the joke tho

    • @dnasu
      @dnasu 4 роки тому +3

      @Ward Ulens bruh

  • @jasminiimendoza7996
    @jasminiimendoza7996 4 роки тому +407

    this guy's neighbor:
    There's an alien bombing the woods.

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 4 роки тому +35

      “Honey, the neighbor’s making a death ray again!”

    • @stonr7709
      @stonr7709 3 роки тому +10

      no he would be like 🔘_🔘

    • @commissarvigil4806
      @commissarvigil4806 3 роки тому +7

      @@stonr7709 🛫✈🛬

    • @jackluedtke6432
      @jackluedtke6432 3 роки тому +1

      you will never be white

  • @hugoisacson4205
    @hugoisacson4205 5 років тому +1431

    You should add a laser sight it'll make it easier to aim

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 6 років тому +395

    7:55
    "Very angry chemicals"
    The quality wordplay I subscribed for

    • @K1Pfand
      @K1Pfand 5 років тому +2

      What do you mean

    • @j_official4138
      @j_official4138 5 років тому +1

      Tf?

    • @twomestone9468
      @twomestone9468 5 років тому

      Facts lmaoo

    • @sashablackwood1755
      @sashablackwood1755 5 років тому +1

      The more important question is whats in that mixture for those targets... And the measurements for the chemicals

    • @dadolphinplayz
      @dadolphinplayz 5 років тому

      @@sashablackwood1755 gunpowder

  • @ExplosionsAndFire
    @ExplosionsAndFire 6 років тому +386

    Your videos are always the best mix of awesome and terrifying

    • @Agent_
      @Agent_ 6 років тому +9

      Wait this comment was made 3 days ago but it says that the video was released yesterday

    • @runeleichtlund1438
      @runeleichtlund1438 6 років тому +1

      UserOfName NameOfUser Lol Wtf 😂

    • @DrZiggyzoo1
      @DrZiggyzoo1 6 років тому +9

      Because the end of the video he said his Patreon backers got to see it first, before he listed it as public.

    • @Agent_
      @Agent_ 6 років тому +2

      @@DrZiggyzoo1 ohhh forgot about that

    • @phillipcsandoval9094
      @phillipcsandoval9094 6 років тому +1

      Explosions&Fire2 , I totally agreed! The best of the best and a super genius ! Thank you!

  • @kkranezz
    @kkranezz 4 роки тому +188

    4:24 "Step Aside NASA"
    Keep this up and you'll be able to say "Step aside US Military"

    • @maverick300
      @maverick300 3 роки тому +6

      Compared to what progression any top military country has you can consider this guy to be in the stone age whereas the countries are star trek

    • @kaiserbraune5177
      @kaiserbraune5177 3 роки тому +3

      @@maverick300 but who asked( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

    • @maverick300
      @maverick300 3 роки тому

      @@kaiserbraune5177
      This isn't FAQ it's a comment section anybody can comment

    • @_Circus_Clapped_
      @_Circus_Clapped_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@maverick300
      hope you are joking, military has all the money and intel and they couldn't beat rice farmers nor the terrorists across the atlantic...

    • @maverick300
      @maverick300 3 роки тому

      @@_Circus_Clapped_
      Military? You mean the US lost against rice farmers.

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 5 років тому +896

    Legend has it, if you drive up that road about a half mile further, you'll come across a bunch of blind campers.

    • @TheMadPhilosopher
      @TheMadPhilosopher 5 років тому +2

      Stupid meme

    • @strangerofthe2067
      @strangerofthe2067 5 років тому +90

      @@TheMadPhilosopher says the idiot with flat earth videos on his channel... LMAO!!!

    • @TheMadPhilosopher
      @TheMadPhilosopher 5 років тому +2

      StrangerOf The206 At least I'm not so unoriginal to rip off of retarded ass memes.
      Get your own comments. Maybe a brain, while you're at it.

    • @strangerofthe2067
      @strangerofthe2067 5 років тому +29

      @@TheMadPhilosopher GRRR GRRR arrrgh you're so stupid GRRR the earth is flat uuuggghhhh

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 5 років тому +3

      cooolloooll how exactly?

  • @Benlucky13
    @Benlucky13 6 років тому +667

    "very angry chemicals" is probably as detailed as youtube lets anyone get lately

    • @mynewschannel3100
      @mynewschannel3100 6 років тому +29

      Yes at least it wont get triggered as a micro-aggression lol

    • @humaneremoval
      @humaneremoval 6 років тому +2

      Benlucky13 ars old

    • @zaydabbas1609
      @zaydabbas1609 6 років тому +13

      This is just stupid. We should strike youtube and use dailymotion 😂

    • @thatcuriousguy
      @thatcuriousguy 6 років тому +5

      Ya so lame that he can’t explain the process or it gets taken down.

    • @jamieknight7366
      @jamieknight7366 6 років тому +6

      I need a shopping list... anyone help?

  • @nickgirouard6472
    @nickgirouard6472 5 років тому +1308

    Hey man, please don’t destroy the Earth.

    • @nosequeponer654
      @nosequeponer654 5 років тому +20

      Let him do it, I don't want to work anymore

    • @crocogile2352
      @crocogile2352 5 років тому +9

      Try mars instead

    • @Flacko-300
      @Flacko-300 5 років тому +8

      Nick Girouard I like how innocent this comment sounds 😂

    • @noahpwsc9505
      @noahpwsc9505 5 років тому +4

      don't worry, he makes sure he isn't being unsafe to anyone, including himself.

    • @leotheracoon2620
      @leotheracoon2620 5 років тому +1

      -god

  • @platypuswithaphone8590
    @platypuswithaphone8590 4 роки тому +124

    Styropro: defeats the barrier between time and space
    Also styropro: we can do better

  • @illlanoize23
    @illlanoize23 5 років тому +582

    Imagine you’re walking down a pleasant trail and you round the curve and see a guy holding what looks to be an actual gun that shoots laser beams

    • @agall664
      @agall664 5 років тому +20

      Area 51

    • @Celtic-Texan
      @Celtic-Texan 5 років тому +3

      It’s amazing how naive people are, we have over 1.8 billion acres in America, and you think random people will just magically appear on some remote neck of the woods on someones private property?

    • @jimmykrochmalska3501
      @jimmykrochmalska3501 5 років тому +36

      @@Celtic-Texan did you know "imagine" doesn't mean it will happen, you have to "imagine" it

    • @Celtic-Texan
      @Celtic-Texan 5 років тому +4

      Some of them are jokes, or being silly, but reading through a bunch of the replies I get the feeling a lot of people actually are freaked out by this guy and are in need of their safe space.

    • @rockymoney7742
      @rockymoney7742 2 роки тому +12

      @@Celtic-Texan it happens every day. That's why they have sold millions of signs that say no trespassing.

  • @michaeldilger9582
    @michaeldilger9582 6 років тому +606

    *Adds an under barrel laser for aiming*

  • @LucasGarrow
    @LucasGarrow 6 років тому +1788

    Quality over *RAW POWER*

    • @_xxx_mlg_pingu_xxx_1725
      @_xxx_mlg_pingu_xxx_1725 6 років тому +17

      *cough* Ali-A *cough*

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 років тому +19

      UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
      bout a hundred watts

    • @Kevin11XOutdoors
      @Kevin11XOutdoors 6 років тому +1

      Nice dp

    • @daniel_dz9517
      @daniel_dz9517 6 років тому +7

      oh man ur video was damn awesome..but you burnd part of ur camera sensor..just take a black shot with this camera and you will see purple dot instantly..it on the right side middle..

    • @dasraffnix9471
      @dasraffnix9471 6 років тому +2

      UNLIMITED POWER!

  • @_ZXCV_
    @_ZXCV_ 4 роки тому +129

    “So I invented a mini Death Star, let’s test it on the moon”

  • @xavierromero5920
    @xavierromero5920 5 років тому +551

    “Don’t try this at home”
    Me: Am I supposed to have a laser gun? Does everyone have a laser gun? Am I missing out on life?

    • @caloFi
      @caloFi 5 років тому +45

      Xavier Romero yes how do you not have a laser gun?

    • @kubs3661
      @kubs3661 5 років тому +34

      Such a loser lol doesnt even own a lAzaR guN

    • @yolishanaidoo3491
      @yolishanaidoo3491 5 років тому +8

      Yes

    • @barryo3654
      @barryo3654 4 роки тому +16

      You poor person. Get a fuckin laser gun. We all have one

    • @anikdey2100
      @anikdey2100 4 роки тому +15

      Lol .. you guys are still having laser gun ... I just ordered my deathstar on Amazon

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 5 років тому +650

    When you put all your S.P.E.C.I.A.L points into intelligence and tag Energy Weapons, Science, and Repair.

    • @4taenoa112
      @4taenoa112 5 років тому +14

      Good one, you just forgot V.A.T.S

    • @pewpews8263
      @pewpews8263 5 років тому +1

      🤣 absolutely love this comment!

    • @sippy-tj6xi
      @sippy-tj6xi 4 роки тому +4

      @@4taenoa112 what

    • @4taenoa112
      @4taenoa112 4 роки тому +3

      @@sippy-tj6xi im talking about fallout nv

    • @shotovfx9675
      @shotovfx9675 4 роки тому +4

      My fallout bois

  • @mentaal1406
    @mentaal1406 4 роки тому +283

    Do i understand: no
    Am i entertained: yeee

  • @yeet1469
    @yeet1469 6 років тому +251

    To show the power of this laser, I sawed this boat in half

    • @Skystrike70
      @Skystrike70 6 років тому +9

      Introducing FlexTape!

    • @dagameboy
      @dagameboy 6 років тому +7

      And repaired it all with flex tape

    • @atlashawthornemusic
      @atlashawthornemusic 6 років тому +2

      inntroducing, LASER TAPE! for all youre boat cutting match burning needs
      *in the distance* hey billy mays here

    • @jasenkamada9181
      @jasenkamada9181 6 років тому +5

      AND THE INSIDE *IS COMPLETLY DRY*

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 6 років тому +1

      NO

  • @Wazguu
    @Wazguu 5 років тому +334

    NASA: *hires this guy*
    News next day: NASA finally makes light pass through the black hole

    • @renoitas
      @renoitas 4 роки тому +11

      His ass is going to blow up the black hole

    • @hikdingle2210
      @hikdingle2210 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaeljoshua5040 Through, THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE!! TU COMPRENDO
      Edit. Must have deleted his comment

    • @heroninja1125
      @heroninja1125 4 роки тому +4

      More like *black hole energy harvested for planet destroying super laser*

    • @lucastornado9496
      @lucastornado9496 4 роки тому

      ???

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 4 роки тому +2

      Screw them get SpaceX on the line!!!!

  • @perfectchowder
    @perfectchowder 5 років тому +153

    This is the most underrated channel on UA-cam

  • @aureumhabat8411
    @aureumhabat8411 5 років тому +691

    This guy speaks the same way the home alone kid speaks, like all this hella smart shit he made is totally normal 😂

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +26

      "Have you guys had enough? Or are you thirsty for more?"

    • @valware6796
      @valware6796 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr I love it lol

    • @mechanicalruby
      @mechanicalruby 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @despy1855
      @despy1855 4 роки тому +7

      robert Stfu

    • @sniperslim
      @sniperslim 3 роки тому +4

      credit card?? you got it....

  • @PHADILIFE22
    @PHADILIFE22 5 років тому +282

    Imagine this guy pulls up in the hood with this

    • @shastealyomeal
      @shastealyomeal 5 років тому +6

      They robbing that whiteboy

    • @rdablock
      @rdablock 5 років тому +3

      Spaceghostpurrp - NASA THE MIXTAPE

    • @sidewinder7480
      @sidewinder7480 5 років тому +1

      I'll be on mars

    • @adonis6193
      @adonis6193 5 років тому +5

      This could instantly blind you

    • @adonis6193
      @adonis6193 5 років тому +7

      @@shastealyomeal this could easily blind you

  • @Force05289
    @Force05289 6 років тому +573

    Neighbors: damn this kid with his loud noises
    Neighbors: goes to house and sees laser and explosions.
    Neighbors: it’s not that loud...

    • @casey4689
      @casey4689 5 років тому +48

      Especially the fuckin Tesla coil video

    • @Joemama-xw2wy
      @Joemama-xw2wy 5 років тому +16

      They'd be blinded with the laser

    • @rednecksrus2487
      @rednecksrus2487 5 років тому +2

      Except that lazers are silent

    • @justinvance3177
      @justinvance3177 5 років тому +6

      Honey, uhhhhhhh our neighbors are aliens.

  • @zacharysorel9777
    @zacharysorel9777 6 років тому +300

    *"Very angry chemicals"*

  • @jakesavage1680
    @jakesavage1680 5 років тому +37

    This guy is the original builder of the Death Star!!!!!!

  • @dpsamu2000
    @dpsamu2000 6 років тому +94

    I am a machinist in the aerospace industry. I can tell you metal is not the way to go. It'll be heavier and won't solve the flexing because of the loose thread in the pipe. But there is a simple solution. Just put what you already have in a single larger tube to prevent the flexing by supporting your 'scope at its joints. A coil of paper in the tube to give the telescope a slip fit and leave enough scope sticking out to twist for focus.

    • @NathanCho
      @NathanCho 6 років тому +24

      Weird flex but ok

    • @pilot9266
      @pilot9266 6 років тому +14

      Awkward stretch but acceptable

    • @Elemental_Clash
      @Elemental_Clash 6 років тому +14

      unusual boast but alright then

    • @k4mi-
      @k4mi- 6 років тому +15

      Very intrusively awkward bend but alrighty then

    • @uninterestingperson161
      @uninterestingperson161 6 років тому +2

      But then we would need paper thick enough to not burn though

  • @justgame5508
    @justgame5508 5 років тому +72

    I built a control system for my telescope tripod, using an arduino gears and some stepper motors. I can control where my telescope looks from my computer and the image is fed back over WiFi. I think you could do something similar to aim your laser rifle. Could be a cool project, it was for me

  • @miguelguerrero3394
    @miguelguerrero3394 6 років тому +65

    I remember talking to you on laserpointerforums like 8 years ago. I've been watching your videos since 2009. Crazy to see you with 500k subs, but you totally deserve it.

    • @ofs5554
      @ofs5554 6 років тому

      just curious have you always used the same yt account

    • @miguelguerrero3394
      @miguelguerrero3394 6 років тому

      ِno I have not

  • @em8sal
    @em8sal 4 роки тому +111

    8:05 That's how they started California forest fires.

  • @thewizard2465
    @thewizard2465 5 років тому +498

    SHOOT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION OUT OF ORBIT
    'WOW,LOOK AT THAT SHOOTING STAR, THATS COOL HEH!'

    • @TimDimNuderu
      @TimDimNuderu 5 років тому +16

      Not today, CIA

    • @Enrico_SSz
      @Enrico_SSz 5 років тому +6

      @@TimDimNuderu Bye bye, FBI

    • @pxolqopt3597
      @pxolqopt3597 5 років тому +5

      @@Enrico_SSz До Свиданя, KGB

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 5 років тому +5

      @@Enrico_SSz good attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security

    • @flunting
      @flunting 5 років тому +4

      Dirty tricks, MI6

  • @chemicaldemoneye
    @chemicaldemoneye 6 років тому +262

    Do science, while it's still legal
    Love that quote

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 6 років тому +2

      lol :( til god bans it.

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 6 років тому +3

      @MrEmiXaM YEA But he has his crazy followers :) that vote.

    • @iota2260
      @iota2260 6 років тому +1

      @@MrEmiXaM who created us

    • @nyccollin
      @nyccollin 6 років тому +3

      If you didn’t say ‘love that quote’, you’d probably have over a thousand likes. People love to upvote the exact thing that the author said.

    • @kasperdedeyne5293
      @kasperdedeyne5293 5 років тому +1

      @@iota2260 nobody, we slowly evolved over millions of years

  • @Xanderhal
    @Xanderhal 5 років тому +171

    RIP to the firefly that lit up by the target right before it exploded at 8:30

  • @RKroese
    @RKroese 4 роки тому +52

    I don't know how good you are with software/hardware, but you could measure the distance with a laser and have the aperture automatically adjust itself to a perfect focal point. I think that would dramatically increase the burning efficiency.

    • @samuelallan7452
      @samuelallan7452 2 роки тому +1

      That sounds like a very cool idea, I guess the measuring laser itself would also need to converge but that can probably be mitigated by routinely trying various configurations until good focus is detected (?)

    • @Cyberguy42
      @Cyberguy42 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@samuelallan7452 The measuring laser doesn't need to be focused to converge on the target, it just needs to have low enough divergence that the majority of the laser light reflects off of the target.

    • @samuelallanviolin752
      @samuelallanviolin752 2 роки тому +1

      @@Cyberguy42 Maybe even that is not necessary - maybe just enough for there to be a visible reflection. You could determine the centre of the observed shape and then even if the radius at a certain distance is greater than the object, the centre of the observed shape (e.g. red circle) could be regarded as a point to use for distance calculation (? I’m just starting on electrodynamics)

  • @ishandraws8884
    @ishandraws8884 6 років тому +1291

    I bet his sister is always trying to show something to their mother but always fails!!!

    • @owah
      @owah 6 років тому +132

      You mean peinis and birb?

    • @xxfatbabbleboyxx6951
      @xxfatbabbleboyxx6951 6 років тому +6

      I sub to you

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 6 років тому +51

      @Matteo Leonardi Did you mean: *_Chungus and slurp_*

    • @nnnyel
      @nnnyel 6 років тому +44

      @@bellenesatan it's actually : *Pennywise and Herb*

    • @krispykrep912
      @krispykrep912 6 років тому +27

      Ya mean phoneas and frob

  • @joesTired
    @joesTired 6 років тому +352

    This kid won the genetic lottery. He's a genius and looks like he could be a fashion model or something lol. Good for you brother! I like watching your content with my son. He loves your videos and has taken a liking to science because of them and a few other UA-camr's content. Just wanted to say thanks and hope you keep them coming!

    • @Masa6x
      @Masa6x 6 років тому +47

      He's super smart, looks and sounds just like Kevin McAllister from home alone lmao

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 5 років тому +4

      yea and his shoulders are pushed way back

    • @ashertheprophet9601
      @ashertheprophet9601 5 років тому +15

      And then you got me
      Who looks like a crack head Gollum and has no cromazons.

    • @urmomisthebomb4505
      @urmomisthebomb4505 5 років тому

      Have him your son check out Mark Rober

    • @wiskyr6510
      @wiskyr6510 5 років тому +3

      They had to compromise somewhere, so he had to get an awful monotonous voice

  • @TheBackyardScientist
    @TheBackyardScientist 6 років тому +690

    Awesome! I've been waiting on this video for awhile since you first teased it. Now you need a really long focal length lens and make it into a rocket launcher form factor >:D

    • @aspartame171
      @aspartame171 6 років тому +2

      Surprised no one replied

    • @geoserenity
      @geoserenity 6 років тому +1

      TheBackyardScientist and a sniper scope

    • @mozkitolife5437
      @mozkitolife5437 6 років тому +1

      Definitely need a scope for aiming these distances.

    • @darthwallace8259
      @darthwallace8259 6 років тому

      If styro ever reads this reply I would like to thank him for his work, also I have an idea for a laser you could make, it could be like one of them laser you get at laser light shows where it arcs out like a triangle from the diode and is like a scanner, an example if you have seen the movie,is oblivion where the drones have that sort of scanning mechanism

    • @doubletake8825
      @doubletake8825 6 років тому

      Hey backyardscientist I watch your vids all the time I love your DIY creations and other expiriments...

  • @sk8flipout29
    @sk8flipout29 5 років тому +68

    Hopefully someone big somewhere hires this brilliant guy.

    • @1lottrader436
      @1lottrader436 4 роки тому +1

      May be elon musk

    • @brodiemacleod69
      @brodiemacleod69 4 роки тому

      There are a lot of people who could build these thing (such as my dad) but are just to smart not too

    • @MouAresounTaPneusta
      @MouAresounTaPneusta 4 роки тому +10

      Hopefully he falls in love with some girl on his wavelenghth.

  • @HalkerVeil
    @HalkerVeil 6 років тому +106

    8:08 Only YOU can prevent forest fires...
    *"Take this nature!"*

  • @CommonShorts12
    @CommonShorts12 5 років тому +171

    everyone: Star Wars is just a movie.
    Styropyro: makes a laser cannon

  • @chasecooper670
    @chasecooper670 5 років тому +67

    I feel like Styro Pryro is just a really safe (and trusts basic laws of Science) version of the Nuclear Boyscout

  • @yeetboi6042
    @yeetboi6042 4 роки тому +136

    “U.S military would like to know your location”

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, they know it!!!

    • @olivergreenstone6874
      @olivergreenstone6874 3 роки тому +1

      The US military would like to know all our locations since we are now learning the jedi trade

    • @olivergreenstone6874
      @olivergreenstone6874 3 роки тому

      Sometimes I write things and only to be liked a month later and as I go back to see who liked my comment, I reread what I wrote. To much wine that night? lol

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 3 роки тому

      @@olivergreenstone6874 I always cringe at the past comments I posted

  • @nightrous3026
    @nightrous3026 6 років тому +400

    It needs to be an impulse laser. Because then you have more power, for a tiny moment till a cap recharges. The reason i say this, is because a constant low power source is less efficient. Because the surface your heating up, constantly radiates that heat as well. So if its an impulse, its more likely to cause damage.i dont know what you could fit in there, other than a short co2 laser.

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 років тому +51

      Could also help prevent overheating the laser itself. Would need diodes that can handle that kilowatt millisecond burst or whatever it is.

    • @spicybaguette7706
      @spicybaguette7706 6 років тому +39

      It would also be much easier to aim since you don't have to hold the laser still

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 років тому +3

      @@spicybaguette7706
      Very true

    • @johnepling3664
      @johnepling3664 6 років тому +44

      He also needs to hook it up to a better mobile power source. Like say a Tesla Power Wall that wears like a backpack. And boom, ghostbuster laser.

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 років тому +6

      @@johnepling3664
      Pretty much

  • @TheUKRifter
    @TheUKRifter 6 років тому +196

    When you move into a hollowed out volcano, can I be a henchman?

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 6 років тому +1

      But what if he decides your incompetent and pushes the button and senda you into a incinerator that you designed?

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 6 років тому

      I lost my shit when I read this lolol

    • @jasonc584
      @jasonc584 6 років тому

      I will allow it. If you pay me the sum of
      ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

    • @brianfreeman9421
      @brianfreeman9421 6 років тому

      Watch "Venture Bros" if you don't already! Henchmen prefer the term MINIONS! - The Mighty Monarch
      Yes, UKRifter VR... call the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Doctor Mrs. the Monarch is quite busy and doesn't usually take calls herself for prospective Henchmen/Minions.

    • @brianfreeman9421
      @brianfreeman9421 6 років тому

      @@jasonc584 Dr. Evil, I presume? Your work is fascinating. Your son makes a decent living off of animating Toys Humping! Props to Mr. Green.

  • @JacksonCryder1228
    @JacksonCryder1228 5 років тому +249

    Me in algebra: "I'll never use any of this ever."
    This dude building lazers: "I am a calculator."

    • @orion1181
      @orion1181 4 роки тому

      Iam the*

    • @arandomhorsevod3856
      @arandomhorsevod3856 4 роки тому

      Orion Gamer I am the*

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 4 роки тому

      Do you understand triangles, crosses and circles? Have you taken enough baths to understand how waves behave, and how that relates to circles, triangles, rational spread, quadrance, complex numbers, e and pi? And now you can use that to do moduloarithmetic on primes. Did you pay attention in art class and learn the core elements of projective geometry? Because if you paid close enough attention in your first 8 years of life, that's enough to take your first level of wizard. Go get a compass and straight edge and stop being so lazy.

    • @pablohernandez3899
      @pablohernandez3899 4 роки тому

      Sara Danhoff r/wooooosh

    • @kvash1039
      @kvash1039 4 роки тому

      @@saradanhoff6539 I'm actually a sorcerer, so no math required

  • @vevenaneathna
    @vevenaneathna 5 років тому +6

    Cool vid man. A note on the pvc thread adjustability.
    In the world of fine espresso, a common mod is to add teflon tape to the threads of your grinder to add bulk and fine tune them. This can require the use of a clamp/wrench to make adjustments but is usually able to achieve much more preside thread depth

  • @smoore8552
    @smoore8552 5 років тому +172

    This guy, for some reason. Gives me Kevin from home alone vibes.

    • @misutasa
      @misutasa 5 років тому

      Me as soon as i saw a video from this channel

    • @delbrick5253
      @delbrick5253 5 років тому +14

      for some reason?
      you mean his voice and talent at building deadly weapons...

    • @misutasa
      @misutasa 5 років тому

      @@delbrick5253 maybe that's the reason?

    • @heiseiren7660
      @heiseiren7660 5 років тому +1

      It definitely sounds like Kevin, but if he took a Mechanical and Electrical Engineering Major.

    • @noahpwsc9505
      @noahpwsc9505 5 років тому +1

      i really wish i didn't have to think about macaulay culkin

  • @matthewwillson6515
    @matthewwillson6515 6 років тому +101

    Somebody from the government give this lad a job and let him play with the big boy lasers. He's one smart cookie👍

    • @criemer2586
      @criemer2586 6 років тому +11

      I get the impression he wouldn't really want to work for them

    • @matthewwillson6515
      @matthewwillson6515 6 років тому +1

      @@criemer2586 they must kidnap him then and keep him as an evil genius mwhahahaaa

    • @kittymcpaws4862
      @kittymcpaws4862 6 років тому +2

      matthew willson governmemt already have better lasers

    • @matthewwillson6515
      @matthewwillson6515 6 років тому +1

      @@kittymcpaws4862 really I would have never of thought that 😅😅😅

    • @kittymcpaws4862
      @kittymcpaws4862 6 років тому +2

      matthew willson i'm sorry didn't you just imply that he's so smart that he can make something better if he plays with the big boy lasers? Something government already have a decade ago, and not just lasers, actual scientists too. Just because something looks complicated to you does not mean you need to be insanely smart to do it. Specially that this one is generic knowledge that does not require a degree. Even kids played with it using magnifying glass.

  • @KaosSaBotazs
    @KaosSaBotazs 5 років тому +222

    "Step a side NASA" LoL

    • @casey4689
      @casey4689 5 років тому +11

      Well he can probably shoot down the ISS or something

    • @andyblarblar279
      @andyblarblar279 5 років тому +6

      @@casey4689 The funny thing is, he probobly could so long as his lens was high enough quality

  • @andreamaul1603
    @andreamaul1603 4 роки тому +43

    Imagine his school's science fair

    • @alexfacer6338
      @alexfacer6338 4 роки тому +4

      He 100% got first in every science fair

    • @Vergil_son_of_sparda_DMC
      @Vergil_son_of_sparda_DMC 4 роки тому +3

      He probably made something that destroyed 5 cars in a row and said man I was expecting better

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 роки тому +4

      After making the entire audience blind.

  • @picax8398
    @picax8398 6 років тому +45

    Its always a good day when styropyro uploads

  • @devonscope6222
    @devonscope6222 5 років тому +116

    Now we know who's been starting all these fires in California.
    Just kidding, its PG&E

    • @bradchampion8072
      @bradchampion8072 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @MF-XYLYL
      @MF-XYLYL 4 роки тому +1

      Northern californian, can confirm.

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 роки тому

      @@MF-XYLYL same but more southern

    • @MF-XYLYL
      @MF-XYLYL 4 роки тому +3

      @@DTorto my friend's mom is a pg&e worker, she got multiple death threats. She's a secretary and is an amazing woman. Not saying they didn't fuck up, but SHE sure didn't.

  • @TerrionProjects
    @TerrionProjects 6 років тому +237

    Don't try it at home - try it near trees.

    • @rukas2961
      @rukas2961 6 років тому +4

      I have a tree in my home

    • @nabzim
      @nabzim 5 років тому +2

      My home is MADE OUT OF TREES...

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +3

      I have a tree made out of houses

    • @_enot_
      @_enot_ 5 років тому +1

      Does bamboo count?

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +1

      @@_enot_ bamboo is grass

  • @yin_va.a
    @yin_va.a 4 роки тому +13

    this is going to be the first man to make a lightsaber and I'm calling it now. He will someday figure out how to stop the beam and make a lightsaber

  • @andrewhall5288
    @andrewhall5288 6 років тому +143

    This dude makes lasers in his garage and Im here trying to work my tv

    • @gary1471
      @gary1471 6 років тому +1

      Andrew Hall ,I’m here trying to figure out how to use a dog laser

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 6 років тому +1

      *Today I will drop my Gas Tank and replace my Fuel Pump, only to find out (FML!!), that I just needed a Fuel Pump Relay.*
      *BTW In 2weeks the new, unnecessary Fuel Pump will fail and I won't remember where I put the good one.*

  • @ohlievherarango4397
    @ohlievherarango4397 5 років тому +248

    i feel like satan is staying away from this dude

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 4 роки тому +7

      satan would piss himself as soon as he sees the dude soooooooooooooo

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 4 роки тому +5

      @The Xenomorphian fuck doom's "rip and tear" we have styropyro's "laser and destroy"

    • @pixel_biscuit
      @pixel_biscuit 4 роки тому +11

      Styropyro is going to see hell and go: "man, I was expecting it to be hotter...this tickles."

    • @thekiaracooper
      @thekiaracooper 4 роки тому +4

      Satan been real quiet since this dropped.

    • @t-yoonit
      @t-yoonit 4 роки тому +2

      Literally can melt the dark side with blinding lights. This man can melt demons.

  • @Lovreli
    @Lovreli 6 років тому +219

    I wana see this before it gets taken down :(

    • @thepurdychannel8866
      @thepurdychannel8866 6 років тому +1

      Why would it get taken down

    • @Lovreli
      @Lovreli 6 років тому

      @@thepurdychannel8866 his recent videos have been taken down and the other youtube mess

    • @thatcuriousguy
      @thatcuriousguy 6 років тому

      He explains them to in detail, and is therefore banned . So lame

  • @mii5727
    @mii5727 4 роки тому +81

    2020 Can't be any worse...
    a few month later:
    *Styropro:Build real life BFG 10,000*

    • @bruh6217
      @bruh6217 4 роки тому +9

      The video before that: I accidentally opened a portal to hell on mars

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 4 роки тому +3

      A few months later he shoots a hole in the surface of Mars

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 роки тому +1

      Ah, men of culture...

    • @ssxxxss
      @ssxxxss 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @siresparky2917
    @siresparky2917 6 років тому +40

    4:03 Subtle, very subtle. Always looking for those in your videos Drake!

  • @chrisaussie1629
    @chrisaussie1629 6 років тому +28

    I don't understand a single word he's saying and those equations look like alien maths but I still love it.

  • @fuzzyboi1721
    @fuzzyboi1721 6 років тому +280

    *US Spaceforce wants to know your location.*

  • @haddontube
    @haddontube 4 роки тому +38

    This guy: blows up chemicals making a literal mushroom cloud: “good but I was expecting more power

  • @ariuhh823
    @ariuhh823 5 років тому +37

    i have no idea what he is talking about... BUT ITS COOL

  • @FlexLogs
    @FlexLogs 5 років тому +69

    “So you are the guy who starts wild fires” says Smokey

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 4 роки тому +6

      last words of Smokey before being incinerated with some huge fucking laser

    • @dontmove_so2
      @dontmove_so2 4 роки тому +3

      @@rebel6301 underrated comment

  • @metanumia
    @metanumia 6 років тому +27

    At 2:34 styropyro effectively presents the science of laser beam focusing at varying distances by *using* *a* *blue* *laser* to present a chart of aperture sizes. Presented like a true laser enthusiast! ;)

  • @ejt4012
    @ejt4012 3 роки тому +4

    3:40 e raised to the power of "i know right"

  • @meninblu3
    @meninblu3 6 років тому +41

    Is no one gonna state the fact that my guy is actually smart af?

    • @broskydoodle6697
      @broskydoodle6697 6 років тому

      @Slender Dog not really, Styro _is_ smart af

    • @camreed2112
      @camreed2112 6 років тому +2

      Slender Dog wtf nigga I’d like to see you build a laser

    • @rukas2961
      @rukas2961 6 років тому

      Fucking no shit sherlock

    • @bean-whipped864
      @bean-whipped864 6 років тому +1

      Slender Dog broooo relaxxxxx at the end of the day there’s no way either of you are going to prove any point that shows your intellect because you’re arguing with your thumbs buddy there’s nothing to be won here just enjoy the video.

    • @saylor6853
      @saylor6853 6 років тому

      Slender Dog *disrespects a dead person*

  • @joeljacques3635
    @joeljacques3635 6 років тому +215

    I'm watching before UA-cam removes it :(

    • @xuNsh1ne
      @xuNsh1ne 6 років тому +3

      Sorry, but well deserved - may be a good video but playing around with a laser that can blind you almost immediately in the public is not really responsibly

    • @mobyhond2000
      @mobyhond2000 6 років тому +17

      That's not his problem is it, he's just showing a project

    • @theseabast6515
      @theseabast6515 6 років тому +12

      @@xuNsh1ne He's in a secluded wooded area, not very dangerous.

    • @styropyro
      @styropyro  6 років тому +64

      what do you mean in the public?? im on my property

    • @eden_yu
      @eden_yu 6 років тому +24

      Well, Considering that he has a PhD and is an expert in the use of lasers...
      You're probably one of those ppl who says "video games are bad".

  • @DjowAngu
    @DjowAngu 6 років тому +8

    Just got to this channel by accident and i’m quite surprise with how remarkably smart and creative this dude is. Great video

  • @madmax8261
    @madmax8261 5 років тому +5

    That explosion was like a nuke for the bugs hanging around there

  • @Otaner142
    @Otaner142 6 років тому +145

    I remember you from a laser forum about 7-8 years ago... XD u had no subs at all, and u wanted to quit..

  • @ThatGuy-Jai
    @ThatGuy-Jai 6 років тому +129

    Looks like I found Jimmy nuetron

  • @kazotiey6908
    @kazotiey6908 5 років тому +111

    Nasa: WE HAVE MADE THE STRONGEST LASER!
    styropyro:hold my beer.

    • @chansarkis
      @chansarkis 5 років тому

      Kazotiey pwned you hold my nuke*

  • @flipflop356
    @flipflop356 3 роки тому +4

    Everyone gangsta, till he pulls this out in a laser tag match

  • @kyledickey1006
    @kyledickey1006 6 років тому +61

    "Satanic laser mathematics..."

  • @phineas7423
    @phineas7423 6 років тому +36

    It's not a Lazer bazooka, it's a light launcher.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 6 років тому

      E3qualsz None it’s a full sender

  • @MaydayYT
    @MaydayYT 5 років тому +21

    Normies: *uses a rifle to protect their home*
    StyroPyro: *Uses an ultraviolet laser to protect his home*

    • @shannonp4037
      @shannonp4037 2 роки тому +1

      I'm here thinking something similar to laser protection. I think I may have settled on numerous lasers shining through a defractor on a dual pivot for sideways and up/down. Blind the intruders rather than burn/kill them. Mostly a SHTF situation.

  • @hokku3492
    @hokku3492 5 років тому +36

    He sound like Kevin from homealone

    • @baxton3511
      @baxton3511 4 роки тому +1

      Glad I'm not the only one

  • @kaihymas5375
    @kaihymas5375 5 років тому +50

    I’m gonna pretend like I know what he’s talking about😂

  • @Plasmaggie
    @Plasmaggie 6 років тому +38

    Energy Weapons: 100

  • @jaycrotty1825
    @jaycrotty1825 5 років тому +58

    This guy: Catches on fire
    wow that’s amazing I’m literally on fire

  • @zionleach3001
    @zionleach3001 3 роки тому +2

    *DON'T* break into his house, you will disintegrate.

  • @Ryan_Lundy
    @Ryan_Lundy 6 років тому +21

    Now you just have to add a range finder and an auto focus.

  • @AriesArriesgado
    @AriesArriesgado 5 років тому +38

    Ok I remember when I was in grade 6. I drew a plan of a gun that looks like the proton gun of the Ghostbusters. Then I plan to put mirrors inside this chamber and a magnefying glass hoping to get the power of the sun and contain it inside the chamber and fire it hahaha.... then I saw this video. Dude you are making it a reality.

    • @pikachuluck5250
      @pikachuluck5250 3 роки тому

      Better design something more powerful than mirrors with a huge power source in the middle with a small hole for a beam to go through this creating a literal fucking laser gun and also it would have to have a huge core in the back fueling into that chamber so when released in that small hole creating a very powerful charged beam gun

  • @arcaneexcalibur1508
    @arcaneexcalibur1508 6 років тому +15

    So happy you are back, We missed you!

    • @styropyro
      @styropyro  6 років тому +7

      what do you mean? i've posted 4 videos this month (including one on my backup channel)

    • @arcaneexcalibur1508
      @arcaneexcalibur1508 6 років тому

      styropyro I meant that you are back into the swing of things

  • @fr33kSh0w2012
    @fr33kSh0w2012 5 років тому +3

    You could make the beam even more intense with the use of small Mirrors to catch the beams and focus them to an EXTREME point

  • @phillipbrewster6058
    @phillipbrewster6058 6 років тому +28

    your a very intelligent young man keep inviting before you know it you'll of created the worlds first modern real light saber!!

    • @user-cm6kx9cg3l
      @user-cm6kx9cg3l 6 років тому +1

      No kyber krystals here on earth m8

    • @user-cm6kx9cg3l
      @user-cm6kx9cg3l 6 років тому

      @@backwards1746 shut up karen, nobody wants to go to your baby shower

  • @_CMStuff_
    @_CMStuff_ 6 років тому +68

    Here before youtube pulls this down due "innaccurate fake science!"

    • @mistergrieves
      @mistergrieves 6 років тому

      I don’t get it. :(

    • @theflerffyburr7919
      @theflerffyburr7919 6 років тому +5

      @@mistergrieves UA-cam has a habit of removing any science video that doesn't preach the status quo of global warming or some inane useless crap or high school basic chemistry

  • @lucasl7909
    @lucasl7909 6 років тому +39

    I wonder how many ants you blinded while randomly using that. xd

    • @fastix9947
      @fastix9947 6 років тому +6

      ants are already blind

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 5 років тому +5

      fastix Some ants are blind like driver ants, but most ants have eyes but have poor eyesight, although a few species have exceptional eye sight like the australian bull ant

    • @larsvanmil4226
      @larsvanmil4226 5 років тому +5

      eggrollsoup you how the fuck do you know so much about ants

    • @rich-xf3sh
      @rich-xf3sh 5 років тому +1

      Forget about the ants. Soon, he's gonna have an army of blind animals from that forest sniffing their way to find him and finish him off😂😂

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 5 років тому

      Blinded? You mean burned?! (What a roast...)

  • @fezzeniicrazysequel9893
    @fezzeniicrazysequel9893 4 роки тому +39

    Me: **talking to nasa** so is it possible to use a laser pointer to put a red spot on the moon?
    NASA: idk dude it’d be probably impossible so no.
    This guy: step aside

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf Рік тому +2

      I know this is joke but that's actually a real thing nasa does
      On apollo 11 they brought a mirror that they pointed back to earth from the moon, this mirror is then targeted by nasa using a laser so they can calculate the position of the moon by how long the beam takes to come back to earth after it hit the mirror

    • @fezzeniicrazysequel9893
      @fezzeniicrazysequel9893 Рік тому

      @@Alucard-gt1zf ...fascinating, plus woah I posted this around 2 years ago, things were different xD
      have a good one

    • @sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462
      @sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462 Рік тому

      @@Alucard-gt1zf bitches love laser cannons.

  • @lexweaver7982
    @lexweaver7982 5 років тому +8

    Your such an interesting character your like a 90's teen sitcom character I like it lol good videos too keep it up

  • @jbolo5378
    @jbolo5378 6 років тому +54

    Oh Drake, this is gonna give the UA-cam censors a collective myocardial infarction, lol

  • @emeraldb1690
    @emeraldb1690 6 років тому +34

    Quality content.

    • @lubostankosky736
      @lubostankosky736 6 років тому

      It would be, if he would also mention his measurements in the metric system...

    • @ofs5554
      @ofs5554 6 років тому +4

      stuff like this is illegal in 90% of the world so why bother

    • @lubostankosky736
      @lubostankosky736 6 років тому +1

      guess you're right

  • @txikitofandango
    @txikitofandango 2 роки тому

    I love how all your videos make some mention of the history of science and your connection to it