*ahem* it’s Boeing 747-400, if your referring to that type, there is 747-200, 747-8, 747-SOFIA and the one that NASA made I forget what it’s called..... Sorry to bother >-
POW! YOU ARE DEAD! I AM DEAD! this guy is dead? yes, I AM DEAD. why is this guy dead? i dunno. i think it was- SHH, YOU ARE DEAD oke *gmod collision glitch sounds*
this guy was voted class "most likely to turn into an evil villain" Also, buying lasers online is the only time in your life you get ripped off by getting something better than you expected
Technically is not a laser, is a hologram created in a cylinder shape, laser is not holographic image, and neither lighting is electricity, is only holograms in the form of cylinders trying I repeat Trying to make it seem as if it was a laser, but is not, deceptive form of speech.
It’s good to see that the laser community is so safety conscious. It reminds me of the gun community. The difference is that lasers seem so innocent. Everyone knows guns can kill you. I was lurking the laser forums a few years ago, planning to build a really powerful (maybe 1W I think) blue laser. Then I started to realize that it’s just not worth it. You have to wear glasses to be safe, which means you can’t really even see the beam, and if you did accidentally hit something reflective that shot the beam back into your eye, you would be blinded before you can blink. Scary stuff.
the gun community carries many dangerous ideas. Most notably the idea that one should be in the chamber when carrying or at home. saying you should have one in the chamcer so youre ready to wake up and immediately protect yourself is about as stupid as saying it would ever be safe to wake up and immediately take control of a semi truck going 70mph. you're gonna kill someone. you need to have time to think before you aim that thing anywhere, and the time to chamber is at least some
@@fizzmoe9846 in your home is absolutely debatable, especially if you have kids, but you're an idiot if you don't think its practical to carry when out and about. the simple fact of the matter is that the broad majority of cases where you would NEED to draw your gun is in very close distances, and at such distances you might not be able to pull your gun out and chamber a round before your assailant either already fucked you up or caught wind of what your doing and either closes the distance or puts you out of business first. the reason i bring up distance, however, is mostly your point about "thinking where you're aiming" which is silly, you don't think; you act on your training, which is why most self defense advocates stress the importance of drilling yourself so that such actions become second nature. Likewise, at such short distances you don't need to carefully think and aim as if you were placing a long distance shot in a competition or something along those lines
@@MangasColoradas941 situational awareness beats everything else. seeing the situation unfold and getting the hell out is the best thing to do in most cases. Also, most people carrying guns don't have anywhere near a level of training with their firearm to be considered even competent. probably not even considered safe. Most people who carry a gun are putting themselves and others lives at risks by doing so. They should not have one in the chamber at a minimum
@@HealableToast he reminded me of Kevin from Home Alone as well. That's how I initially pictured him. 😁 Either way, he has a voice suitable for TV -- oddly enough for kid-friendly family television
Why? For those of us that didn't participate in the apocalyptic LARP, life pretty much went on as normal and we had a good laugh about the normies wearing face diapers
The random little bits of comedy you interject - like your power tool destruction or the way you stomp out that paper bag - are what elevates your videos from good to great
@@applesauce9718 We could learn how to do it ourselves. The science seems like something we can all get with enough practice and experience. -I plan to do something like it myself someday-
I think that laser would turn the burglars mushy, gelatinous orbs into a rapidly expanding, boiling mess of goo and gas. Burglar: Gimme all your... Styro: "Ah-ha! * pulls out laser and beams burglars eyes * Eyes: POPOP! Sizzle... *top half of head falls to floor with a wet splat.
you can't hate em tho, they pay all your favorite content creators in a way that bypasses YT's algorithms. they probably pay the creators more than you do.
@@intraterrestrial5035 sure I can hate them. While you make a good point, the product they're peddling is still a disgustingly predatory shitpile of a "game".
"Now if the laser was million times more powerful, it could rip apart the molecules in the air to make a conductive plasma. But *unfortunately* I can't do that" Unfortunately?
@@bingusiswatching6335 But it can be weaponized though... And that won't be good. And the extreme danger it possess if there was even the slightest mistake.
2021 styropro: "hey, guys I made and launched my own solar DEW(direct energy weapon)" 2030 styropyro: "check out my brand new death star, this thing can decimate entire planets and blow your retinas out, don't forget laser safety haha"
i watched this and several other videos a few years ago and it was absolutely entertaining. coming back having learned a tiny bit more it's both entertaining and scary as hell. nice! thanks for doing what you do my dude!!
Us military actually has lasers powerful enough to start fires from a few miles high. Dew's. Citizens of california reported seeing these lasers igniting Fields. these reports were written off as lies, Photoshop and other innocuous excuses. They exist, and are very real.
You're a damn smart kid! I'm just getting started into high power lasers and your videos are becoming a great resource for information. Keep up the great work!
I thought it was joke at first. But I’m happy that he’s gonna get some revenue at last. (Not that I know how well he’s doing, but knowing the state of UA-cam 🤔🤔)
This would probably make a great home defense weapon.. Criminals expect dogs, alarms, guns, baseball bats.. But..... Imagine breaking into a house.. Suddenly you go blind and you start to catch on fire and you hear a faint voice in the background "It's slicing though him like butter!"
I like your profile. I saw the name, and was curious as to whether this is actually a brass axe in a comments section. So I did some digging and looked through your channel, though failing to find anything that might give me closure as to whether you are a brass axe. However, in your profile picture, you do clearly show an image of, what I can only presume is, yourself, which asserted that you are in fact an axe. I sent this image to one of my friend brass axe experts and he was able to verify that this axe (you) shown in the profile picture, is in fact made of brass. I would like to commend you on your accuracy of profile title, and profile picture, and also your ability to type as an axe. I hope you have a good day.
What creeps me out about this guy is that he keeps using the same family-friendly, monetizable youtuber tone of voice as he creates and tests out an incredibly dangerous weapon. He knows what he's doing, that voice is a cover. All of that can be summed up here: 13:06-13:30.
Process of discovering styropyro: Step 1: discover channel Step 2: proceed to watch every video Step 3: get sad after you watch every video Step 4: get excited when you see styro uploads one of his quarterly videos Step 5: descend into sadness once again Also I started typing as soon as the raid ad came up and couldn’t skip. Feelsbadman
Not me man i just discovered a video watched it once...not watch another one for like 2 years and then rediscover him and then watch him every once in a while
burglar wont realize he has ten small holes in his heart and he will never learn that a laser did it. also styropyro will also realize he screwed up because no laser goggles.
*He is like a mix of Marty McFly from Back to the Future, and Kevin from Home Alone, and the infomercial actors, and the Scout from Team Fortress 2, and Steve from Minecraft...*
*rolls eyes...yes dear...we've talked about this...and YES he did obtain the permit from Area 51 first and it IS in compliance with the Tyco Treaty within the civilian recreational clauses*
Angrymonkey it’s cause killing enemy combatants is a requirement for a soldiers job, but permanently disfiguring them isn’t. In some countries you wouldn’t even be legally allowed to use something like a laser targeting system unless you were explicitly planning on killing everyone you light up with the lasers
Every time i watch this guy hes sounds so terrifyingly innocent then i realize what im looking at is a pyromaniac child that exerts more raw power than the things he creates
*robber enters into his House* styropyro: Well i have never tested this on a robber before! *5 seconds later* styropyro: WoW It cuts through just like butter!! Edit: Thank you for 470 likes! I never got so many!
I was just thinking about this and was looking for a comment that points out the same thing. It's gives me an uncanny feeling, like he's straight out of a Disney movie, the way he motions, talks and moves his eyes/mouth while doing that.
*Points laser into the sky and slices a Boeing 747 in half*
Styro: "Wow cuts right through it like butter!"
“WWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOWW”
Oh that explains flight mh 17
*ahem* it’s Boeing 747-400, if your referring to that type, there is 747-200, 747-8, 747-SOFIA and the one that NASA made I forget what it’s called..... Sorry to bother >-
@@mug875 *NERD*
My thought exactly
"there is no reason this should exist"
Welcome to the internet.
I wonder what would be the rule 34 version of this..
The way this asshole talks is incredibly annoying..
@@trexmidnite who the UA-camr or one of the two commenters
“Hey guys I brought my own custom gun to laser tag”
Run!
@@lanye2708
You just had to ruin it with theism didn't you.
@@WhoThisMonkey mimimi he said a word I didn't like. Fucking idiot.
British Wrath are you fucking stupid
"Mother of God..." Broken Lizard Production - Super Troopers.
Imagine breaking into this guys house only to be vaporized by a handheld laser cannon
He's definitely got a stronger one for personal use 😉
POW! YOU ARE DEAD!
I AM DEAD!
this guy is dead?
yes, I AM DEAD.
why is this guy dead?
i dunno.
i think it was- SHH, YOU ARE DEAD
oke *gmod collision glitch sounds*
melted by acid, burned, exploded, shot by cannon, irradiated, microwaved, suffocated by toxic gas
This dude makes so many incredibly dangerous devices, breaks so many records, makes military grade lasers on the daily and puts it all on UA-cam
seriously, I'm upset that I'm discovering his channel now lol.
FBI open-up!!!
GuyInARoom yup LoL he should work for the military
this guy was voted class "most likely to turn into an evil villain"
Also, buying lasers online is the only time in your life you get ripped off by getting something better than you expected
Yeah, but he's more of a Hank Scorpio style, likeable supervillain.
He'll most likely turn into Tony Stark.
No wait he's right
Technically is not a laser, is a hologram created in a cylinder shape, laser is not holographic image, and neither lighting is electricity, is only holograms in the form of cylinders trying
I repeat
Trying to make it seem as if it was a laser, but is not, deceptive form of speech.
@@frumpycrust it's beyond our comprehension
he is a celestial being
a specimen above all
Laser: **shoots through metal**
THE US MILITARY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
ua-cam.com/video/UcatB6koV8o/v-deo.html the military has toys far more powerful already and god only know whats still classified
ua-cam.com/video/tyUh_xSjvXQ/v-deo.html
But he’d be pretty good at developing weapons for them
How do you know he dosent already 😉.
we're getting close to star wars territory
It’s good to see that the laser community is so safety conscious. It reminds me of the gun community. The difference is that lasers seem so innocent. Everyone knows guns can kill you. I was lurking the laser forums a few years ago, planning to build a really powerful (maybe 1W I think) blue laser. Then I started to realize that it’s just not worth it. You have to wear glasses to be safe, which means you can’t really even see the beam, and if you did accidentally hit something reflective that shot the beam back into your eye, you would be blinded before you can blink. Scary stuff.
But at least you'd only be blinded in one eye
the gun community carries many dangerous ideas. Most notably the idea that one should be in the chamber when carrying or at home. saying you should have one in the chamcer so youre ready to wake up and immediately protect yourself is about as stupid as saying it would ever be safe to wake up and immediately take control of a semi truck going 70mph. you're gonna kill someone. you need to have time to think before you aim that thing anywhere, and the time to chamber is at least some
@@fizzmoe9846 Um....no on every "point".
Liberalism and talking about guns should never mix.
@@fizzmoe9846 in your home is absolutely debatable, especially if you have kids, but you're an idiot if you don't think its practical to carry when out and about. the simple fact of the matter is that the broad majority of cases where you would NEED to draw your gun is in very close distances, and at such distances you might not be able to pull your gun out and chamber a round before your assailant either already fucked you up or caught wind of what your doing and either closes the distance or puts you out of business first. the reason i bring up distance, however, is mostly your point about "thinking where you're aiming" which is silly, you don't think; you act on your training, which is why most self defense advocates stress the importance of drilling yourself so that such actions become second nature. Likewise, at such short distances you don't need to carefully think and aim as if you were placing a long distance shot in a competition or something along those lines
@@MangasColoradas941 situational awareness beats everything else. seeing the situation unfold and getting the hell out is the best thing to do in most cases. Also, most people carrying guns don't have anywhere near a level of training with their firearm to be considered even competent. probably not even considered safe. Most people who carry a gun are putting themselves and others lives at risks by doing so. They should not have one in the chamber at a minimum
styropyro:*goes missing*
Military:”Nothing to see here”
Military:*holds styropyro hostage*
Media: um...whatcha got there?
Military: a smoothie
no they would have him develop weapons
@@Silverdev2482 thats what their saying
I r/wooooshed myself big oof
They got him
His voice is so commercial, it's like
"I'm styropyro, i made the most powerful hand held laser in the world, and you're watching disney channel".
Proceeds to burn Mickey Mouse into the camera lens with a laser
This is actually really flattering. Its a rare thing.
JKing I was thinking more Home alone Kevin type voice
Oh snap I actually heard his voice in my head as I read this sentence. I can't unhear that. He really does have a Disney channel voice. 😂
@@HealableToast he reminded me of Kevin from Home Alone as well. That's how I initially pictured him. 😁 Either way, he has a voice suitable for TV -- oddly enough for kid-friendly family television
Terminator: "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range"
Styropyro: "nice choice"
Terminator: "uzi 9 mm."
Styropyro: "Hey pal just what you see."
Hahahha, exactly
🤣🤣
Nice!
This is perfect! 😂
Gotta love the algorithm for putting that clip right before this one!
"It's 2020 and I want to celebrate" those words did not age well
Lmao...
This video was also uploaded on March 13...
@@tacosniffer 😂
this was before COVID too 🤣🤣
Why? For those of us that didn't participate in the apocalyptic LARP, life pretty much went on as normal and we had a good laugh about the normies wearing face diapers
Some kids in my engineering class were talking about this guy and I'm not disappointed. This guy is insane and I love it.
oh so you werent paying attention in class you sinner
@@esmemii584 We we’re talking about what models we were gonna build for our final project. Plus it was the end of class
@@jasper7586 It was a joke i believe lol.
@Tom next years school shootings are gonna be on a different level
@XxOVERLORDxX uhhhh
2030 styropyro: I have burnt a hole in the moon
CHA
Yep
i was literally just thinking about this
He's gonna piss on the moon like eggman
The sun
Is a deadly laser
This guy sounds so joyful about the fact that he just created a weapon to surpass metal gear
All hes missing is a mk 23 and genetic engineering which is probably something he can do
Haha soo true xD
The random little bits of comedy you interject - like your power tool destruction or the way you stomp out that paper bag - are what elevates your videos from good to great
2020 Styro: makes 100 watt laser
2030 Styro: Hey guys I made a fully working turbolaser turret from Star Wars
So true
*but I also thought that blowing a couple planets is not that much actually, so I implified the power of it just a little bit
This guy could be speaking in sarcasm and I wouldn’t know
Don P yes exactly
Dark_shadow don’t worry, id rather watch Michael too
He probably spoke about the ad with sarcasm, but because of this precise reason he knew about, it got lost :)
lmao he sounds like todd howard
SomethingSketches then why did you watch it..
2:34 "If you tried any of this at home, you'd probably die." His voice just sells it.
You stole my name😂
@@bigmac963 🤣👍
@@bigmac963 go away western spy burger
@@Guardrailkid which one?
@@Rew69 big mac
Watching a true machinist work is fascinating 😍
underrated comment 🤣
This guy is the king of “This video seems like its clickbait but its not” videos
Matt G
It *is* _pretty _*_crazy_* what this man can get up to, ngl.
@memelashoto
They _did_ shut him down for showing how to make weapons a few times though
Ivory AS we don’t realize it but he could legit become a super villican create laser swords bullet proof suit like I swear I’m kinda scared.
@@applesauce9718
We could learn how to do it ourselves. The science seems like something we can all get with enough practice and experience.
-I plan to do something like it myself someday-
Ivory AS your right th- what what
burglar: ima rob him
styro: hippity hoppity your eyes are my property
Макс нян кет his eyes gonna be liquid by the time Styro is done
Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t LMAO 😂
Макс нян кет *Insert Plankton screaming “MY EYES”*
I think that laser would turn the burglars mushy, gelatinous orbs into a rapidly expanding, boiling mess of goo and gas.
Burglar: Gimme all your...
Styro: "Ah-ha! * pulls out laser and beams burglars eyes *
Eyes: POPOP! Sizzle... *top half of head falls to floor with a wet splat.
LOL
i like it how at one point in the video he goes from a magician to an alchemist
So did he level down or up?
@@eggrolltheillegal6201 no he switched classes but alchemist is more powerful
Yeah I was already in awe of the laser stuff and then he just whips a potion and sets it on fire wtf
🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️
Bravo man. I'm so hooked on your vids. Between your experiments and your dry( genuis) sense of humor. I'm in. Good job dude
2020: World's most powerful CW handheld laser
2025: Death Star
2026: Hand held Death Star
2026 : particul Canon activated
2030: gamma radiation laser
2033: hand held gamma radiation laser
@memelashoto 2040: i met god and was not impressed.
memelashoto I killed the devil and was not satisfied
memelashoto I killed Jesus and was not impressed
Imagine being a swat sent to take away his super weapons then suddenly you are blind and on fire
Blind and on fire. Goddamn that's terrifying
He could take over a state 🤷🏻♂️
Scary part about this? In a few years you won't have to imagine anymore, if technology continues to advance like this.
Usage of lasers in warfare or combat is prohibited by most war conventions, so using it as an civilian is sure way to suicide.
Only not.
12:04 “The power density is already way higher than my laser bazooka” Your *WHAT*
Nathaniel Snyder ikr
ua-cam.com/video/IzUoe-9bKa0/v-deo.html (everyone who needs context)
Meanwhile in area 51
CLAP DEM ALIEN CHEEKS BOI
First time on the channel, huh? I'm pretty sure this kid is a super villain...or he's building an arsenal for one.
Imagine some poor guy robbing the wrong house and being blinded, cut in half, and set on fire
At this point it’s muscle memory to just skip ahead when I hear “raid shadow legends”
you can't hate em tho, they pay all your favorite content creators in a way that bypasses YT's algorithms. they probably pay the creators more than you do.
@@intraterrestrial5035 mmm hows that boot taste?
@@intraterrestrial5035 For real, tho
@@intraterrestrial5035 sure I can hate them. While you make a good point, the product they're peddling is still a disgustingly predatory shitpile of a "game".
More like Raid: Cancer Legends
>He makes powerful lasers
>He has a cat
Me: **concern**
his cat wears welding goggles
Don’t fuck with laser cats
Dr pyro
We have Chinese food
@@sa1936 I had almost completely forgotten how awesome laser cats was. The last time SNL was funny.
"Before we fire my new Death Star, I'd like to thank our sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends"
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Underated comment
This is a spoiler for the special video at December 2020
420 likes, nice
“This is going to look ridiculous at full power!” We thought that would be his last words, but the legend is still here.
"Now if the laser was million times more powerful, it could rip apart the molecules in the air to make a conductive plasma. But *unfortunately* I can't do that"
Unfortunately?
Yeah, it would be cool to have a laser that literally plasmises the air.
@@bingusiswatching6335 But it can be weaponized though... And that won't be good. And the extreme danger it possess if there was even the slightest mistake.
"unfortunately i cant do that with this one."
Unfortunately?
WAIT, WITH THIS ONE?!
The army already did it quite a few years ago it's called the lightning gun it's meant to disable vehicles.
@@pastafarianpanda5731 You've been reading too many SCPs
"so what can I even do with this thing?"
*shoots commercial airliner out of the sky*
Underrated
Remotely detonates a nuclear bomb in korea
causes enormous solar flare
...or set the moon on fire... ;)
It'd probably give the pilot a macula hole even from THAT distance.
"you've probably heard of raid 'cause everyone is shoving it down your throat."
You've probably heard of the right arrow key.
Raid your sanity
Do you want to SELL YOUR SOUL😈
Amazing. I think it's my favourite thing you've built. Thank you for the content
Someone: *breaks into his house*
This man: *”ALLOW ME TO MELT YOUR EYEBALLS”*
UI shaggy
Also styro: Now I'll laser engrave my name on your ass cheeks
His gonna snipe the ISS with his next project 😂
TARDIS VON ROUVEN ......??.?
@@tardisvonrouven1378 pla go back to reddit
2021 styropro: "hey, guys I made and launched my own solar DEW(direct energy weapon)"
2030 styropyro: "check out my brand new death star, this thing can decimate entire planets and blow your retinas out, don't forget laser safety haha"
He basically made a little mini Death Star just get a Lego version of Alderaan and then point that laser at it
His titles sound like clickbait *but they aren’t and that scares me*
Its even more scary that he clearly knows what hes doing with electronics
@@hd_narwalz6705 Kinda like electroboom. Seems like he'd be an idiot, but he's actually acting.
Skynet
"it's the year 2020 and I want to celebrate" that was both the last time that was said and the worst thing that could be said
Now i can't comment something about he not click bating scares me
3:21 delivery man: sorry i'm lost.
styro: look up and follow the beacon.
delivery man: omg i see it im not lost anymore thanks!
His parent in the middle of the night waking up to light is that the sun? Oh no its just our son creating the infinity stones
Owais Ahmad lol
Owais Ahmad omg lol
Add commas,but still funny
n0t. me add spaces, but still grammar
Omg bro correct
This is so awesome! Can't wait for our collab ;)
Never thought I'd see the day 😮😮
*inhales happily*
This shall go down in history
YESS!!!!
Holy mother of mars
“Where are the bodies of those robbers?”
*Gone, Reduced to atoms*
Robbers realising what house they are in after they here someone wake up
why do I hear boss music
Alexander Baumgartner ?
Alexander Baumgartner thanks I’ll fix it
You misspelled Raiders.
PLRLS or portable longrange lightsaber
i watched this and several other videos a few years ago and it was absolutely entertaining. coming back having learned a tiny bit more it's both entertaining and scary as hell. nice! thanks for doing what you do my dude!!
He sounds as if Kevin from Home Alone was narrating himself making his traps.
I thinks it’s just autism
Jamal O’Reilly definitely. I have autism and i am exactly like this
I was thinking the same thing lmao
@@yapflipthegrunt4687 damn, didnt know that
@@yapflipthegrunt4687 me too
Styro: "I wonder if it can cut through steel wool!"
Me: "You just melted glass, what do you think!"
Glass amd steel melt at different temperatures
@@Silrak50 yeah he knows that
*steel wool is already flammable, so yeah*
@@scottmantooth8785 *BUT HOW?*
Tristan Stephens idk
“The power density is already way higher than my laser bazooka” THE WHAT
@G.O.D 7 4years ago. imagine 4years from now. handheld laser that cuts a fcking car
@@COBRAC0MMANDER a whole planet you mean
close enough, welcome back symmetra
2011: pops balloons with handheld Lazer
2020: cuts metal with handheld Lazer
2030: cuts earth in half with handheld Lazer
Us military actually has lasers powerful enough to start fires from a few miles high. Dew's. Citizens of california reported seeing these lasers igniting Fields. these reports were written off as lies, Photoshop and other innocuous excuses. They exist, and are very real.
If you like it, you need to see my lasergun, based on 30w CO2 tube.
@GamingSpace GS Cereal contains synthetic mind control chemicals
@@djstatyk1540 wear your tin foil hat
@@djstatyk1540 DEW is supposed to be all capitalized. It's an acronym for Directed Energy Weapon.
This guy is not allowed within 1 mile of Lazer tag arenas...
DeviousReynard - You kids like my new weapon?
With a laser, that's not far enough.
i sawed this child in half
DeviousReynard - What about 1 mile and 1 centemeter!
Cuts through them like butter
2020: most powerful handheld laser
2040: man made Death Star
3000: hand held death star
3250: man just delete a planet !
@@gvardiecky9507 we can't even borrow God's command block without getting banned
3500: Universe collapser prototype
@@palpatine_killer4605 'handheld' universe collapser prototype
You're a damn smart kid! I'm just getting started into high power lasers and your videos are becoming a great resource for information. Keep up the great work!
He’s 32 he ain’t no kid
@@SamuraiKai-i2p to me he is. You must not be aware of a little thing called "figure of speech"
@@hunterphille1280actually, I am aware of figure of speech I’m just telling you he is a grown man.
@@SamuraiKai-i2p did I offend you? I've heard McDonald's has adult happy meals now. Go grab one, play with the toy, and get some good rest son.
I didn't get offended but adult happy meals sound pretty good not gonna lie. Tryna get some with me?
Imagine breaking into this guys house and he pulls out a laser
Wrong UA-camr, but...
*_"Let me show you it's features...!"_*
@@isaiahmiranda7609 "laughs evily"
Dr Cure or he just says “this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends” the invader will run
@@isaiahmiranda7609 I cant tell which youtuber? Doug demuro?
@@nathan.847 JoergSprave
Styro: **lights house on fire**
Also Styro: “Oh man, wow! Look at that! Oh, and there goes my life savings. Wow! That’s so cool!”
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Corny
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This guy sounds so sarcastic when he’s surprised.
11:03 my favorite part in all the laser videos is when he says “that’s insane!”
I imagine his neighbors live in constant fear.
Having a nice cereal breakfast and a laser beam breaks through their walls and into his brain, instant death
Having a nice coffee and you see your neighbour create the fucking sun in garage
I'd probably tinfoil the outside of every window facing his house tbh...
If, by neighbours, you mean Canada ..... yes..... yes they do : )
Blue Bleach we annoyed him and he threw the fucking sun at us
Styropyro:World's most powerful CW handheld laser
Me: What did it cost?
Styropyro: Raid shadow legends
Everything!
@VËÑĮ VÎDĪ VÌÇÍ No, it cost him everything.
ua-cam.com/video/ehcp_lI5CAc/v-deo.html
I thought it was joke at first. But I’m happy that he’s gonna get some revenue at last. (Not that I know how well he’s doing, but knowing the state of UA-cam 🤔🤔)
Why..WHYYY
@ΔΠDRΣШ LΔSTΠΔMΣ Keep the dignity, this guy's got a deathray
Styropyro in 2050: I made a laser that can destroy the moon in one second... With a nuclear power plant that I found on eBay!!
Koro sensei wants to know your location
@@GoofyGoober9775 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol
Did you mean D battery?
Dave N imagine being called Dave 😂😂😂
@@GoofyGoober9775 who is Koro Sensei
help I can’t stop watching cool lasers
This would probably make a great home defense weapon.. Criminals expect dogs, alarms, guns, baseball bats.. But..... Imagine breaking into a house.. Suddenly you go blind and you start to catch on fire and you hear a faint voice in the background "It's slicing though him like butter!"
hahaha that needs to be a comedy skit
That was oddly sexual
@@callumwalker1299 get your mind out of the gutter
This is better than guns because how do you even defend yourself from this?
I like your profile. I saw the name, and was curious as to whether this is actually a brass axe in a comments section. So I did some digging and looked through your channel, though failing to find anything that might give me closure as to whether you are a brass axe. However, in your profile picture, you do clearly show an image of, what I can only presume is, yourself, which asserted that you are in fact an axe. I sent this image to one of my friend brass axe experts and he was able to verify that this axe (you) shown in the profile picture, is in fact made of brass. I would like to commend you on your accuracy of profile title, and profile picture, and also your ability to type as an axe. I hope you have a good day.
He's one bad day away from becoming a supervillain, someone make sure he gets what he wants
What creeps me out about this guy is that he keeps using the same family-friendly, monetizable youtuber tone of voice as he creates and tests out an incredibly dangerous weapon. He knows what he's doing, that voice is a cover.
All of that can be summed up here: 13:06-13:30.
Alexandre de Souza yeah if someone pisses him off he could single handedly start and win WW3
@@soccerflea4563 LMFAO
I imagined a hostage situation.
Alexandre de Souza that too
Lmfao
"we think of our electronics as getting smaller and more powerful"
Pans across phones getting progressively bigger.
*Nice*
Well the tech inside them is getting way smaller and more powerful
Yes.
300 likes in 15 minutes 🤔
Ok
@@Woe_YT yeahh, because everyone is a fucking moron.
Oh man I love the colors of that old laser you showed. The perfect Blue-Greens.
Styro is one traumatic life-changing event from becoming a super villian
Well... I will find out where his parents live and go there with this laser
He is like a super villan from The Incredibles ahhahaha
Now that's funny stuff, best comment!
😁😁😁
Styropyro: “this thing is a lot of fun”
**immediately tries to prevent his house from burning down**
12:31
cracks me up every time
"hey kid, the house always wins"
"i'm going all in, double or nothing"
good pfp choice
I like his "Huh, well that's terrifying." right before
Technosaurus Arcanex the guy is giving me mixed feelings LMAO
NpDGilQTST STSETZXuXz ayeeee pilotredsun
alternate title: man flexes his literal death ray for 20 minutes
Eh include the sponser
Pucci? Funny seeing you here
Alternate title: Man blinds entire town by shining a laser
lol
Near Florida man lights block on fire. More at 19:00 p.m.
You are the only guy who wanted to celebrate 2020
Process of discovering styropyro:
Step 1: discover channel
Step 2: proceed to watch every video
Step 3: get sad after you watch every video
Step 4: get excited when you see styro uploads one of his quarterly videos
Step 5: descend into sadness once again
Also I started typing as soon as the raid ad came up and couldn’t skip. Feelsbadman
download ublock origin or adblock, you dumb uncultured heathen.
It wasn't an ad sadly...
@@sqlevolicious It wasn't a UA-cam ad.
Not me man i just discovered a video watched it once...not watch another one for like 2 years and then rediscover him and then watch him every once in a while
Use brave browser, no more adds ever again, and don't worry youtubers still get paid for ads
I would like to use this to deal with wasp nests around my house!
“The Wasp Incenerator 9000
Literally vaporizes the wasps!*
*May vaporize anything product points at.”
He has a modified fly swatter video, look at that.
Burned a wasp nest pretty well.
Commander X16 laser add-on?
I would love this thing
Its so bright it turns off the light in the room. Of course it will handle the bees
Imagine someone robs him and he pulls that out
burglar wont realize he has ten small holes in his heart and he will never learn that a laser did it.
also styropyro will also realize he screwed up because no laser goggles.
@@megugu2155 or he could keep his eyes closed and 360 no scope!
@@nishitsoni3297 killing everyone in the vicinity
Instant permablind
Blinding em
Dude that’s awesome. You are f brilliant! Might want to add a physical lock out switch, if that mosfet fails could end up with laser stuck on :)
"This thing can easily cause fires"
Shows him shining it in a forest on the thumbnail
Pooker Plays that image shows up later in the video when he’s talking about other people that have built pulse lasers much stronger than this
They exist . And are being used . Wakeup
ANON Lilly he never said they didn’t exist, just that he thought it was him in the thumbnail
I think he caused the New Zealand fire
Team trees: I'm about to end this whole man's career
.
This man is one lab accident away from being a super villain
.
Well usually the super villains are overlooked before being super villains
He can be A super hero instead
Hey. I understood that reference!
He's literally Syndrome from "The Incredibles"
@@matthewwriter9539 Big Bang theory?
Murder: breaks into StyroPyro’s house with a knife.
StyroPyro: you brought a knife to a laser fight.
Like trying to rob Tony Stark 😂
Jeseph Willis maybe he will become real life tony stark with a different origin story?
@@J0hnB09 this man is bored. He became a hero and then accidentally destroyed the Andromeda
@@J0hnB09 that is the hack Smith they made a iron man suit a captain America shield and stornreaker and the hammer
Murderer: *uses knife to reflect laser*
12:25's "Huh, that's terrifying" in the most ambiguous tone ever has me in shambles
Society: “You can’t be successful by just sitting in your house all day.”
One psychopath in his garage:
“Hold my laser diode.”
Nekomair one laser pointy boi
Psychopath?
And my RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Imagine a crossover event with Michael reeves
@@Dams936 Subtle. However would they catch him?
This man is explaining physics with a screwdriver shoved in a wall socket... I love this channel.
Its _fine_ , he has a reason to have a screwdriver in the power outlet
Timestamp?
@@onepangaean3018 0:01 lol
@@slaytorr. shit I didn't see that first time wow
He has it in the ground pin, to ground something out, perfectly safe.
Police arrive at his house...
Police: "where's the burglar"
Styropyro: "he's that black smoking charcoal looking object"
😂😂😂😂
“Yeah, he set off one of my thermite landmines, his fault. I even had signs posted!”
@@Electric_Bagpipes "one of them?"
*explosion*
"what do i even put those sings up for!"
Lol
Noice and crispy just the way I like it
Everyone was waiting for him to go outside and point it to the sky but he never did.
plot twist when he says don't try this a home he is talking about raid
word of advice, DO NOT play laser tag with him.
agiyks gscw rikf nw dppmwt
@@booleybTheClown same
styropyro Vs. Michael Reeves in a laser tag game to the death: who wins
You couldn’t have told me that before I lost my arm?
i would if i was blind and able to still see him
He sounds like one of those kids from those cheesy 90’s safety commercials
@Ryan Laffler or malcom from malcom in the middle
Ha nice
I heard Kevin McAllister grew up and is now building Iron Man suits for the military 👀
But he's the one you need to stay safe from
*He is like a mix of Marty McFly from Back to the Future, and Kevin from Home Alone, and the infomercial actors, and the Scout from Team Fortress 2, and Steve from Minecraft...*
*cuts right through entire earth* “Woah, look at all of that damage! Let’s see if we can do better.”
This channel in a nutshell
2040:
"So today I'm overclocking the Death star's laser since it's obviously underwhelming, oh wow I ripped a hole in space and time!"
Kinda cool but it won't keep me entertained for too long. Let's try an add some more power
Oh cool I just blew up a whole galaxy now that’s some power
Sir Boring Name but the new 2.0 laser is boring, I’m thinking we should add some more power to it
I’ve invented the 3.0 laser and oh wow wait why is the universe imploding in on itself
Heh let’s try some more
He hasn’t uploaded in a while so that can mean only 2 things
1) he has something HUGE coming
2) he’s been abducted by the government
Yep
YES..
He's the December calamity of 2020
3) the batteries in the laser made contact and exploded
He’s on tiktok posting a lot on there so he has something big coming
“Honey the neighbors are building death rays again”
Lol
I'm sure all his neighbors moved away a long time ago.
@@kentarouification yea I bet lmao
*rolls eyes...yes dear...we've talked about this...and YES he did obtain the permit from Area 51 first and it IS in compliance with the Tyco Treaty within the civilian recreational clauses*
Copied
you got me seriously interested in lasers.
That one kid in class with the laser pen: "Haha, look at this."
Styropyro: "Haha, yeah, don't look at this, _you'll go blind and die."_
Don't forget the smiley face 🙂
The government: laser weaponry is not possible
Styropyro: *this laser will melt your eyes, literally!*
The navy literally just made a laser that can blow up aircraft? Wdym?
@@tf2scoutpunch175 I think he means a handheld laser
The use of blinding lasers in warfare is outlawed by the geneva convention, but somehow "death rays" aren't
Angrymonkey it’s cause killing enemy combatants is a requirement for a soldiers job, but permanently disfiguring them isn’t. In some countries you wouldn’t even be legally allowed to use something like a laser targeting system unless you were explicitly planning on killing everyone you light up with the lasers
@@ThatAMGguy correct
2020: World's most powerful CW handheld laser
2070: Handheld Death Star
Anyone wanna play minecraft with me?
honestly ur not far off considering he demonstrated a laser that is 1000 times stronger and 4000 times more efficient than a laser from 20 years ago.
it ya boi sure dude
I want to play
you had me dying on the floor while i read this XDD
2:29 at this moment an ad pops up saying "play war thunder now"
Every time i watch this guy hes sounds so terrifyingly innocent then i realize what im looking at is a pyromaniac child that exerts more raw power than the things he creates
A 28 year old child?
@@tentedkarma7465 a pyromaniac's, yes
@@tentedkarma7465 he’s 28???
@@Mo-xj8sx yep although he sounds 15 he's 28
@@tentedkarma7465 I thought he was like 19
Nobody:
Styropyro: I'm going to make an illegal military grade laser in my garage
Basically
And put it on YT
Amazing
"Nobody"? Perhaps you mean, "Everybody else".
Common mistake. It occurs when one blindly follows others with little forethought.
@@WhiteUnicorn82 it’s a meme bro
He talks like he lives in the 90's and I love it.
No blackpink or anime influences, just pure star wars
I was just going to comment the same lmao He sounds exactly like how i remember the 90s.
Bill Nyes son lol
Underrated comment. This is hilarious and wildly accurate 😂💯
I feel like it's a video from Nickelodeon but for adults who grew up watching Nickelodeon because it's dangerous lasers and stuff
If a man can do this in his garage with parts from eBay and junkyards, can you imagine what the government actually has in its arsenal?🤣
Him: *builds the death star and uses it on jupiter*
Also him in a half assed tone: “Wow, thats crazy!”
Hahaha
Jupiter is just a gas so you know what it mean
That’s cool, but I think we can do better
🤣
@@lizard9912 that’s not really true though
*robber enters into his House* styropyro: Well i have never tested this on a robber before! *5 seconds later* styropyro: WoW It cuts through just like butter!!
Edit: Thank you for 470 likes! I never got so many!
Hahahahaha
First we aim at his eyes
*fucking blinds the robber and puts on a waveguide turning the laser blue*
Then we go for his arteries
@@missingno2401 don't think you need to aim at the eyes with that thing to blind someone.
First : Discombobulate
WOW, That's amazing!
The way he talks reminds me of a 90's cartoon protagonist giving a psa
Sonic says
I was just thinking about this and was looking for a comment that points out the same thing. It's gives me an uncanny feeling, like he's straight out of a Disney movie, the way he motions, talks and moves his eyes/mouth while doing that.
I was going to say Kevin McAllister from home alone
He Sounds Like the Protagonist of fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (Anime)
@@ILeMaHPiX yeah he sounds like he voiced the (manga)