Crazy Keychain Laser Pointer Upgrades. 5mW to 3000mW+
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- Опубліковано 24 лис 2020
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I've always wanted an extremely powerful keychain laser "pointer" so I made it happen, even if it took supercapacitors and some of the craziest laser diode tech out there.
Social media sillyness:
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first song is "Deserts" by Text Me Records/Bobby Renz
song at end is "Modern Situations" by Unicorn Heads - Наука та технологія
This man is literally my favorite person. He lives in the middle of nowhere, builds military level illegal lasers in his shed, and raises moths in his backyard. That is one hell of a life right there
Ultimate Madlad
The next Bob Lazar in the making. He must have gotten offers from shady ass labs by now.
Do a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Never hunger never prosper.
Just wait until he has a laser powerful enough to take down fighter jets.
Don't forget about them angry chemicals
My favourite 😂
You are one of the few UA-cam who whenever they're inactive the possibility of being dead is actually realistic
O:
no no, he's got a point.
Or in jail
false, michael reeves, nile red, but mostly Michael reeves
@@michaeljames9548 "one of the few"
My favorite genre of UA-camrs has to be calm and collected, yet mad & destructive scientists
You know any others? I want to see who the maddest scientist on UA-cam is. I don't know if Michael Reeve is calm enough but he's certainly a mad one
@@ricseeds4835 explosions&fire/extractions&ire does really cool chemistry with comedy, pyrotechnical, reactivechem, and dbx labs are great too.
@@ricseeds4835 nilered is a good bet
@@k1llallhumanz208 he has such calm and wholesome vibe but his videos are pretty damn crazy
@@ricseeds4835 Explosions and fire/Extractions and ire is a pretty good one, although replace "calm and collected" with "australian"
I came here for lasers, left with a certificate in physics.
FR THIS MAN KNOWS TOO MUCH
StyroPyro: Taking the "milli" out of "milliwatts" since 2014.
Yuo
Taking milli out of milliwatts and adding mega to it since 2014
Thats actually genius. You just earned a sub.
underrated comment
@Wolf. exe I’ll sub to u for asking;)
everyone is talking about him returning,
but that transition to his ad was clean
So clean that I actually used his code and got myself a vpn (finally). It's the first time ever an ad in a video got me to buy something.
Must be learning something with linus
@@almaefogo he does things with Linus? Or was that just a strange way to phrase it
@@squabbbb just a strange way to phrase it since English is not my 1 language and I kinda suck at it, since linus changes so smoothly to the sponsor spot I meant to say he learned about it from linus videos
Tri beam lasers were used for multi track reading. Allowed for less head movement and faster tracking of data on a DVD or reading 3 tracks at once giving 3x times read speed per revolution.
8:35 for myself, red keychain testing
13:42 upgraded red keychain testing
18:26 keychain of death..? (blue)
20:32 upgraded blue keychain, THE KEYCHAIN OF DEATH
23:35 make a big red laser out of this red diode array
Yep, we also watched the video too.
@@johncoops6897 I literally said that the timestamps are for myself. You literally had no reason at all to make a rude reply.
@@bitonic589 - and you literally wasted your own time typing all that out. Ever head of "bookmarks" in your web browser?
@@johncoops6897 Really? Bro it takes like 10 god damn seconds to type out, do people just have 2 second patience?
@@bitonic589 - LOL good for you, precious.
"Got a light?"
Whips out multiple pairs of safety glasses. "Here put these on. Yes, all of them"
Bruh. Thats too much
😂😂
you can do something similar with enthusiast level flashlights
Hahahahaha!
@@andymiller6474 there's torch enthusiasts!?
"Just because it's dumb, doesn't mean it's not awesome."
Words to live by.
Yeah lol
Also famous last words
@@myrealusername9998 😳
How to sum up Forrest Gump
Especially lighting the Corona virus on fire at 21:53 xD
being a fan of battle tech its cool to see the amazing things you can do with just light. would love to see a test with extreme voltage from a reactor or turbine to see what would happen
Im guessing the laser diodes would very quickly fry as they pull massive amounts of current
Only styropyro would say "most of the stuff I build is garbage." He could probably build a nuclear reactor in his basement if he wanted to.
SO TRUE BRO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:46 Styro: “I did some rough calculations”
Me: Has no idea how to even solve that
Yes
Solving it is easy, getting the numbers to solve it is the hard part
I can solve the top part because its a basic algebraic equation but I have no clue what the 2nd part is.
It's just electromagnetic physics
@@Minurz optics the first part and the second is thermodynamics the third just energy stuff
Everest climbers: "No-one gets higher than us!"
Styro's electrical bills:
*people in planes*
He's probably made his own electricity generator or something
His current bills are nothing compared to what they would be if he went Photonicinduction V2.
I miss him
@@holliday72889 Same here.
Mark rober: Chaotic good
Nile red: Lawful good
Styropyro: Chaotic evil
This man would be the worlds new leader in a mad max situation.
Wait I just realized something, you've been doing this for years and never tried exploding air.. yes that's a thing lasers that are focused so tightly can actually make air pop... You need really high quality lenses and extremely powerful lasers but I got a feeling you've got both....
(Thumbs up this, get him to make laser plasma!)
He’s unintentionally done it before :)
Damn, I forgot about that, he needs to make one that constantly creates plasma! More power!
You people are feeding an already dangerous man more dangerous ideas. I love it
@@sasdagreat8052 never discourage ingenuity😉😂.
I'd also like to see him suspending particles like he did with the tip of his marker.
This guy is one tragic backstory away from being a supervillain.
AND HE WOULD WIN.
he also happens to be one Khyber krystal away from a planetkiller
🤣
He disintegrated paper
@@myarmsrgone nitrocellulose
Perry the platypus is there to save the day!;
Its hilarious that the more sketchy lasers get, the more powerful they are.
I've changed my mind about this guy: I used to think he was "touched" and needed to be kept in observation; now I realize he's touched by genius and I've subscribed to his channel...
"Completely educational."
"I like it when my lasers are a fire hazard."
Sure, let's call it that.
Styro *pyro* for a reason
US military: yeah let's spend several mill developing an anti drone laser rifle
Styro: give me 2 hours and 500 and I got you man
To be fair, he isn't manufacturing most of his own parts.
@@DarkDrai And the military may want less skeachy stuff lol
@@bunnyhop832
You'd be surprised...
@@emperorhadrian6011 military wants to know your location
@@juanyu10 lol, they do.
Styro out here making videos from 2009, and I love it. No annoying intros, no begging for subs and likes, no overblown ads, just showing us something interesting that he likes to do.
@22:50 Didn't you learn anything from Ghostbusters? "DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!" LOL
Interrogation Officer: "You set a man on fire with a... keychain laser?"
styropyro: "Well yes, but actually no."
Well yes, but actually yes :)
Yes its homemade
Styro: impressive right?
“Unfortunately, this is illegal” is the worst words anybody wanted to hear, yet nobody here disagrees
*Dr. Scott:* Good heavens that's a 5G signal booster
*Riff Raff:* Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure Cellar signal
I always feel like he says stuff like that in jest.
The government is corrupt and banning the most mundane things in the name of banning freedom, it will be just an idea that is imprinted into the brainwashed minds of schoolchildren
You could just disassemble it and call it a general laser kit.
@@GM_Neo Nah fam, instant-blindness beams are pretty fucking dangerous. Even this channel goes over how people would need a LOT of training to be safe with them (and most importantly to not harm others accidentally)
The biggest risk are laser diodes without a proper wavelengh filter system. Thats why safety glasses just work for good filtered laser diodes in the right wavelengh. Every other combination may still make huge damage on your eyes. As you said, for excample a green laser pointer. If you freeze it, it might not work anymore. But when you push the button and look into it you might get blind. It is just emmitting ir in this cold state, but is still powerfull enough to blind you. So take dare while using commercial unprofessional lasers for experiments.
I feel like I lack the knowledge and experience to fully understand just how cursed these builds are. Beautiful.
Styropyro: waves one of his pointers around at the sky.
Meanwhile, on the ISS: Hull breech! Hull breech! We're venting atmosphere!
Haha
Voyager 1 reporting light anomalies... coming from, wait watt?
Close the doors
@@svampebob007
"Yeah, uhhh... something fried the cam on the mars rover..."
Haha comment killed me 😂😂😂😂
"Thats right, a literal child beat me at my own game. And I made up the rules!"
Never change Styropyro
13:50 like a lightsaber
4:07
"No filter cap, let alone any sort of current regulation"
Me, with 0 understanding of lasers: amateurs
From my understanding Laser Diodes are powered by LEDs and LEDs will pull as much power as they can from their power source until they burn out. For most LED circuits you use a resistor which limits the amount of power (current) that the LED can draw so it doesn't just burn itself out. In the case of both the original laser and the final one he used the resistance of the components themselves rather than a dedicated resistor to limit the current. Of course since the components aren't designed to act as resistors the exact resistance value will likely vary quite a bit more than a dedicated resistor which makes it somewhat risky (in terms of whether or not the laser will burn itself out). This also means that the exact output power of each laser pointer will change from one device to another as well as every time you change the batteries though at such low levels (for regular laser pointers) the variance shouldn't be noticeable.
@@grn1 ..........
@@grn1 thanks for that explanation!
@@grn1 wow thanks
@Truman Steinback Parrotte didn't someone else already say that somewhere else?
"If you were to try this stuff at home youd likely die"
Well said Styro especially with that ruby laser
I actually really enjoy that he tells us this every time! Reminds me that i really shouldn't mess with lasers!
The one house even the best thieves wouldn't dare approach
20:33 “holy F- Heck” I love how he said the F word but voice edited over the heck
"Hey, you wanna check out my keychain?"
"Aw, ye-“ *dies*
Asdf should include this in a new comp. lol
That’s got to be the smoothest sponsor introduction ever...
Hhhhh yeah I was like damn that was sleek
Smooth indeed but in my opinion beat by ua-cam.com/video/KBekVxvIe4s/v-deo.html
This video is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
@@slick-rick Oh my lord😂😂😂
I think adam raguseas are smoother
This could ( if done right ) be very useful. Just having one of these means never having to buy matches or lighter / lighter fluid ever again. Having this laser for life and just recharging it once in a while. Amazing.
Imagine accidentally pressing the button in you pocket tho...
Just don't forget your laser goggles! You could easily go blind even after looking at a reflection from this laser
and a nuclear electric powered car would last 10 years, but there is a reason we don't give dangerous things to the general public.
@@qlx-iA prepáli si ftáka!!DDD Takže tak 😂😂😂😂😂
*laser burns air* him: im disappointed i wanted it to break reality.
the mastermind himself finally remembered his youtube password
lastpass has to be his sponsor next
His videos take a lot of effort
@@uwunora r/woosh
"This laser is extremely dangerous and can easily light things on fire" he says as he casually waves it around at the ceiling
If he’s going fast and at objects more than a meter away it shouldn’t be able to generate enough heat in one spot
His ceiling is a shipping container, should be fine!
It ok his ceiling a mirror
If he has a wood roof it is probaply fine remember how hard wood is to light
_looks at keychain laser pointer_
"C'mon guys what's the worst that could happen?"
"And that's how my left eye was burnt, doc"
I randomly found your channel a few days ago and have watched so many videos. I just like how genuinely insane you come across, lol.
"This would be a great time for a giveaway, but unfortunately I would go to jail if I did this!" Had me like 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: "I wonder what Styro is up to..."
Styro: "Portable blinding stick."
Everyone: _"Yeah, we know, stupid question we should have known."_
How do you get *italic text*
@@awhopper3241 Instead of surrounding your text in * for bold, use _
"_example_"
_Example Without Quotes_
*_You can also bold italic too!_*
@@awhopper3241 There is also strikethrough which uses - instead
-Example-
"-Example With Quotes-"
You can use all three at once and can combine them. Hope thats helpful!
*_-EXAMPLE-_*
@@kapsaysin thanks *thanks* -thanks- _thanks_
*_-thanks-_*
_omlette_
Someone tries to break into his house:
Him: “You have lost eye privileges”
BAHAHAHAHA
pepper spray but powerful
No, no,
He'll probably use a laser cannon and fry them, proceeding to feed them to his cats, which get fried human-flesh meals relatively often due to the amount of thieves he’s burned into (mostly) ash.
@@OrangeCrabby when your joke is so long it doesn't actually look like a joke
@@saturniunyttech679 I’ve gotten pretty good at making shit like this.
Imagine if it wasn’t a joke.
What he did in this video:
Created a tiny laser
Dominated a child in his own game
I would imagine large companies or the government would be looking to hire this guy as their leading mad scientist. This dude is super smart!
Ten years in the future: you are a student in college, you attend a lecture on thermodynamics by a guest lecturer. This unassuming man walkes up and turns on a powerpoint. You settle in and take out your laptop. He clears his throat, introduces himself, and begins speaking. The first slide contains an equation that he begins explaining. He reaches into his suit pocket and pulls out a laser pointer. He clicks the button and the entire wall of the lecture hall is vaporized immediately. "My bad," he says. "Wrong one." He puts the laser back in his pocket and continues with the lesson.
Underrated
This comment is too long for it not to be funny
@@mikecove1 yes
😅😅i got it man
Yes
Me sitting in math class: when would I ever use this.
Styropyro:
yes
Me sitting in math class: when would I ever use this.
Styropyro:
4:56
"extracting these diodes can be tricky, but with a careful touch it can be done pretty reliably."
*proceeds to whack the shit outta the computer*
14:18 This man out here literally constructing the beginning of a siths lightsaber.
"I guess at this point i just have to concede defeat. I'm just kidding, it's time to build an abomination!"
He seems like the kind of person to create a laser grenade that burns everything in a half-mile radius
@@GM_Neo stop giving him ideas
@@francescoterracina1882 why, admit it we would all love to see that
That kid was like: Hehe I have the world record for the highest output power to weight!
Styropyro: Tries to beat it
The kid: Panik
Styropyro: Can’t make it cuz batteries
That kid: Calm
Styropyro: guess I have to concede defeat
That kid: Happiness 1000
Styropyro: Just kidding, time to build an abomination
That kid: Extreme panik
"Like, come on, I'm not even a weeb"
-styropyro 2020
Oh man, i've been getting those vacuum tube ads as well. Nothing like adult toys to say, "vacuum tube"!
I don't know why but I kind of had the feeling that he was
I’m angery now
@@mlouis0353 why’d you repeat your comment lmao 😂
15:00 This part of the video was awesome. I learned so much.
“Most importantly, it can burn stuff,” as he’s waving it around his room
“Only 40 times stronger than the legal limit, I’m going to have to do better”
waiting for the day I see on the news: "A youtuber has just carved his name into the moon with a laser pointer"
dont give him any idears lmao
Chris Hanley I would be genuinely impressed if anyone was able to do that
UA-camr awarded billion $ military contract to supply Atomic Laser Cannons to Venusian Space Army.
Emperor of Neptunev"Unhappy about it" sources claim.
Wouldnt that be pretty difficult due to the fact the moon is predominantly white/grey which would reflect a big chunk of the light
@@banann_ducc yes, that’s what I was thinking
Friggin awesome... Love the genuis, reckless attitude, and fun approach.
I love how delicately that PC was disassembled.
*Those “disclaimers” at the beginning of dangerous experiment sounds more and more like advertisements to me* 😳
oh yeah? if you are a real FBI agent, then whats Obama's last name?
@@von... his full name is Obama Care you fool
are you actually Obama ?,????
@@tylerdurden629 yes he is
@@tylerdurden629 yes
Kid: Breaks a record
Styropyro: I'm about to end this whole mans career
Styropyro: "That made it personal to me", *Went on to burn kid's house from 8000 miles distance*
This man's whole career? He/She is still a kid though
@@francismoriba9963 Destroyed his career before it even began!
or the start of a wonderful rivalry
@@francismoriba9963 Nah not his whole career, only a portion of it. But it was the career of all of him.
This sounds confusing even to me, but that's what he wrote.
Stumbled across this channel today! Now this is what UA-cam should be! You should have way more subscribers!
That was the smoothest transition to a ad ever.
Man i love how you have a secret global community of sketchy people getting you monstrous laser diodes, its like the science mafia.
fine wares for felonious scientists
“The problem here isn’t skin damage, it’s catching a reflection and going blind forever” famous last words
Who said you have to sling gats in sketchy places. Just have one of these invisible bastards and your mugger won't even know what hit him. Almost nobody gets hurt 😃
“Come on I’m not even a weeb”
IS EXACTLY WHAT A WEEB WOULD SAY
@Flammable Flame 505 he looks Canadian
@@leechylivey4881 he acts canadian
He is american
@@biggangsta1421 he looks, sounds and acts european to me
I can confirm he is American I live 15 minutes away from him.
5:00 “but with a careful touch” *beating it relentlessly with screwdrivers and hammers*
15:43 Now I know how to make my Thanos bracelet.
A 15 year old who owns an oscilloscope and builds class 4 lasers. That kid is going places.
Well he's not really a 15yr old
@@vrawl5461 he's talking about the kid from greece who nearly broke the record
And he own keysight oscilloscope. Even for me working in a electronic lab that kind of brand is a luxury.
@@saikhamhein maybe he won it from an electroboom giveaway jeje
Would those google take a direct hit from the laser. I don’t think so. Should test it.
“13 years ago” - man who looks like he’s 20
he did build his first laser when he was like 12 or something...
And he refers to someone who is 16 years old as "a child"
he has no age
If you're curious he was born in 1992 source is his website from his about page on his channel
@The Emperor Yea, but he looks l,ike 16 too.
”Just because it’s dumb doesn’t mean it’s not awesome” pretty much sums this channel up.
*_I like how casually he says "if you try this, you'd probably die" with a smile on his face_*
"Its an extremely dangerous near ir laser"
Instantly follows it up with
"I always find it entertaining to stick my hand in it"
Lol
Its not dangerous for your hands cuz they dont absorb the light
@@michaelhenar unless u black
@@alocalpotato no no he has a point, black colour absorb all light
@@alocalpotato tell us: why the hell is that racism??
"Oh my gosh, that thing should NOT exist!"
That's the motto of this entire channel, really. That's why its so great though.
Imagine him in starwars.
Holds tiny light saber.
Everyone starts laugting.
Turns it on. Half of the ship just got vaporized.
1953 : We'll have flying cars and cure for cancer
2023 : We have lasers!
“I mean it feels like a toy but it’s actually extremely dangerous” as he waves it back and fourth across his ceiling.
Well, he can't blind his ceiling
Ikr
He's moving it back and fourth across the ceiling in order to not set fire to the ceiling.
@@redmadness265 unless it’s alive
My thoughts exactly lol. I was waiting for him to say. Crap my ceiling is on fire end of video lol 😂😂😂😂
Me taking apart a laser pointer and putting back together: “wow I’m such a genius”
Styropyro: “hold my beer”
In this case it should be "Hold my BEAM"
hold my laser
I messed with my laser pointer (accidentally, kinda) and it doesn’t work any more
When the zombie apocalypse comes along this guy's gonna be cutting them in half with laser turrets
Yes! I’ve always wanted to change my keychain laser pointer into a thermonuclear warhead!🤩
Imagine breaking into this guys house and hearing “lets try it out” then you get instantly set on fire and blinded.
Lmao
Lamo
Lmao
Lmao
Lambo
Thank God this kid isn't in to nuclear physics as a hobby ! We would be missing a city somewhere.
@@themblue8236 69 likes
@@jackbaldyga7952 I'm 70 likes lol
Very true
No because he would have it all under control
Ya'll know he's up to something if the news tell you that some has raided warehouses full with those old watches that shine in the dark (cesium or radium?). I would be surprised if he can use his lasers to magically convert lower order radioactive material to uranium...
I used 20 huge ass capacitors and boost converters. It immediately fried my TO-can diode. Rip diode. He was a good diode. He lived a good life.
This was amazing to watch. Thank you! 🙌
"Don't try this at home!" he says, before trying this at home.
I know this is a joke, I'm just gonna throw some other information out here for anyone else that happens to see this. This is more telling those that have no qualifications to not attempt this stuff lightly as with no qualifications, as Styro says when talking about the diodes from the DVD player, If you pull the wrong thing (in this case the near-IR CD-burning laser diode) you could very easily cause significant harm.
Dude just committed 16 war crimes against computer kind
@@ThatWhichObserves As someone who has had 1,800 watts of power run through my tongue, I can attest to that.
@@sl1pz369 ????
Someone from my college ended up in the hospital because of some photonics research project.
22:50 that reaction time tho
"I like it when my lasers are a fire hazard." My man
Roses are red
Violets are blue
As long as styropyro destroys something
He gets my view
wtf but good
69 nice
Danny nice one
* Lasers are Red
Lasers are blue
legit the best comment i've seen in a while
“I dont know about you but I like my laser poiners being a fire hazard”
-stryopyro 2020
You should have measured how powerful the leakage was on the blue laser. Looked pretty eye-melting
Bro makes the most cursed plans in the most sane way possible
Safety ratings: *exist*
Styropyro: Speedrun to get over class 4 laser
Lol
Do do do doo
If you do not have laser goggles, youre speedrunning blindness
@@na9565 if you don't have the right ones, you're speedrunning blindness.
@@worldprops333 Very true, so thats why my goggles are made of folded paper holdthingys with some cardboard things
This man has the voice, face, and mind of someone who would play with deadly lazers for fun
I love it
his cheek bones scare me
@@xtdycxtfuv9353 his eyes are basically the eyes of one of those furby doll things that blink I forgot their name.
@@deviousnefariousvillainous2370 furby lmao
@@user-yc1kh7qn7q o
@@deviousnefariousvillainous2370 They’re pretty attractive ngl
"I don't know about you guys but i like when my lasers are a fire hazard" 😂😂😂
"with a careful touch it can be done reliably"
Styropyro, who then proceeded to take a hammer to it not even a minute later.
5:00 As a PC enthusiast, this was horrifying. Both the “deconstruction” and the PC itself
I mean he took out the ram first so he probably saved that. Also the cpu and motherboard looked fine so tbh nothing lost except an ugly case
What was wrong with the pc lol its from like 2011. So ya its probably dusty, I assume it was an old system he had lying around. I have had like 3 or 4 pcs that are just laying around before. As I'm sure you know its easy to start stacking parts when you build a main pc and keep upgrading it.
To be honest he probably can probably build one from scratch it’s just he doesn’t even know that thumb screws were on the rear which was painful to watch
@@potatodaddy4935 Dude come on I thought everybody will get the joke
Its his humor.
he literally destroys everything.
Let me introduce you to PlainRock124.
"Like come on, I'm not even a weeb"
Thats definitely something what a weeb would say.
I can confirm
Like insanity, it cannot be plausibly denied?
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
“Like come on, I’m not even a weeb”
THAT sounds like something a week would say
"Most importantly it can burn stuff, and that's what's really important."
I love this guy!!!!
bro this is literally sid from toy story if he went to collage
Oh man, i've been getting those vacuum tube ads as well. Nothing like adult toys to say, "vacuum tube"!
😂
What is your favorite "vacuum tube"
@@iwinrar5207 your mom
@@iwinrar5207 Your dead
Thought you were talking bout the hyperloop scam