Valentine's Pure Motives

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  • @lemonyfish3303
    @lemonyfish3303 5 років тому +4747

    Jonathan's there like
    "I don't know what a stand is but I'm just gonna pretend that I do'

    • @p-nut2642
      @p-nut2642 5 років тому +37

      😂😂😂

    • @DJ-po4mt
      @DJ-po4mt 5 років тому +355

      Plot twist: Jonathan finds something sticking out of the ground and digs it up. He finds out it was an arrow and boom. Jonathan has a stand. Someone else decide what his stand is.

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 5 років тому +196

      @@DJ-po4mt Either it's an advanced/better Hermit Purple as seen in the part 3 anime and is called "the Passion" as in the non-canon Jorge Joestar novel OR a humanoid Stand that uses Solar powers(different from Magician's Red's flames).

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 5 років тому +58

      Joseph, too since it's young him so he doesn't have Hermit Purple yet. Oh, and Speedwagon, too

    • @DJ-po4mt
      @DJ-po4mt 5 років тому +101

      foldabotZ
      Stand User: Jonathan Joestar
      Stand Name: Gentleman’s Light
      Ability: Gentleman’s Light can control solar waves and manipulate them into any form JoJo wishes. It can also blind people. If JoJo infuses his stand with hamon, the solar waves will get stronger, but JoJo tires out more.
      Precision:A
      Speed: B
      Durability: B
      Development Potential: B
      Range: A
      Strength: C

  • @lfcs5014
    @lfcs5014 6 років тому +5354

    Jonathan be like:"why are all my Grandsons punks?"

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 6 років тому +3476

    All the Joestars together... oh and speedwagon is there too

    • @DanteEdgeworth
      @DanteEdgeworth  6 років тому +676

      Speedwagon is a jojo silly

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 6 років тому +386

      @@DanteEdgeworth hes the jojo who keep the family rich

    • @troglodude980
      @troglodude980 5 років тому +71

      So all the Jojo's

    • @carlos8495
      @carlos8495 5 років тому +29

      Rudol Von Stroheim and slow dancer

    • @lapaladejuan2833
      @lapaladejuan2833 5 років тому +98

      Speedwagon is obviously a jojo:
      (Jo) Robert E.O Speedwagon (Jo)
      See?

  • @andrew17s
    @andrew17s 7 років тому +1986

    Jonathan: I'm going to fight!
    *ignored*

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 років тому +114

      Andrew S lol it's beyond him, he's just being a good lad and staying quiet.

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 6 років тому +30

      Diet Sexual_Chocolate Jonathan can do work hello

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 років тому +57

      DEDEDELICIOUS I guess he could give dio a good scolding

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 6 років тому +113

      Jonathan can do as much as everyone else that isn't Jotaro in that situation. if I'm not mistaken, he's still a vampire in that state? Hamon should hurt regardless of stands or not. He doesn't have to be the centerpiece of the battle, but with him and Joseph pumping hamon while DIO has his hands full... maybe.
      If DIO still gets hurt from it, then Sunset Yellow Overdrive would absolutely fuck him up.

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 років тому +12

      DEDEDELICIOUS yeah but wouldn't Dio just erase him having hamon though or cheese him with time stop

  • @averydestin
    @averydestin 5 років тому +1286

    Love how everyone else is like “oh DIO’s soo evil we’ve got to kill him” and Josuke’s just like “oof Morio’s in danger guess I’ll fight DIO too”

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 4 роки тому +73

      Dont forget about gappy

    • @xiyaan5967
      @xiyaan5967 4 роки тому +28

      WHICH ONE? XD

    • @snowbringercult
      @snowbringercult 4 роки тому +115

      Funny how neither Josuke actually has a reason to fight DIO

    • @umi_tao33
      @umi_tao33 4 роки тому +39

      His moms in Morioh as well as Okuyasu and Koichi and everyone else. I don't blame him for saying the whole town.

    • @grandmasteryodamacewindu852
      @grandmasteryodamacewindu852 4 роки тому +5

      @@snowbringercult how's the infinite death loop?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 років тому +3159

    I like how Jolyne's the one who's like "HOLY SHIT! WAS THAT DIO?!" when she's never even met the guy, and Jonathan's like "Yeah, but about those Corpse parts, tho..."

    • @akiratakanashi2385
      @akiratakanashi2385 6 років тому +279

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache jonathan just done with his adoptive bro bs😂

    • @theemeraldblonde218
      @theemeraldblonde218 6 років тому +233

      Jonathan: What are stands?

    • @ningenrose3838
      @ningenrose3838 5 років тому +20

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache Ayyyy I see you normally in the jojo videos kind of seen you at least 5 times

    • @Champsr0ck2247
      @Champsr0ck2247 5 років тому +57

      All Jonathan saw was 3 of his descendants charge Dio and then easily swatted.

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 років тому +17

      It is to be expected, as he was the bozo responsible for making Pucci the one to kill them in Cape Cañaveral.

  • @felixhightower851
    @felixhightower851 7 років тому +2913

    0:19
    Jotaro: ok, start the universal reunion Joestar, welcome all
    Speedwagon: hello

    • @metheguy1232
      @metheguy1232 7 років тому +252

      Cooper Dooper speed wagon best jojo

    • @milantrajkovic2988
      @milantrajkovic2988 6 років тому +67

      Imagine if Joshu joined in

    • @minhthunong6206
      @minhthunong6206 6 років тому +73

      johnny : don't forgot my slow dancer

    • @sr_papu626
      @sr_papu626 5 років тому +17

      What do you said of Speedwaifu?

    • @D4CBPQ
      @D4CBPQ 5 років тому +11

      That proved Speedwagon is a JoJo

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 4 роки тому +1585

    Valentine: "The one I'm here for is... you, Jotaro Kujo."
    Johnny: "B-but Valentine, I thought we had something special..."

    • @martaolim3715
      @martaolim3715 4 роки тому +172

      *Sad crippled noises*

    • @RNoctowl
      @RNoctowl 4 роки тому +151

      "No, i can't _stand_ seeing you here."

    • @gnp7074
      @gnp7074 4 роки тому +80

      Valentine: “I’ll do it later babe”

    • @ten-thousandbees8453
      @ten-thousandbees8453 4 роки тому +97

      Valentine : "I need a man with working legs"

    • @Yoloballmuncher22
      @Yoloballmuncher22 4 роки тому +1

      @@gnp7074 ah what

  • @goku_jerome1732
    @goku_jerome1732 5 років тому +2877

    Funny Valentine: legitamently tries to help the Jojo's defeat DIO
    Jonny: "No don't listen to him, he is evil"
    All the other jojo's: Listens to Valentine

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 років тому +372

      Johnny: Am I a joke to you?
      Jotaro: Yes, a cheesy, not funny joke. Yare yare daze

    • @gamergod98l86
      @gamergod98l86 5 років тому +155

      @Ps3Harrison you are sympathizing with a attempted rapist say whst you want , valentine was anything but heroic

    • @cleanchimera3870
      @cleanchimera3870 5 років тому +194

      Valentine did stuff for the sake of his country, while Johnny did so for his for his own well being

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 років тому +10

      Clean Chimera
      Nope

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 років тому +5

      Ps3Harrison
      Not true

  • @amarithecatmisc.9247
    @amarithecatmisc.9247 5 років тому +908

    Valentine: There's no time, so I'll be brief
    *Talks for eight minutes*

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 4 роки тому +63

      I mean, imagine how long the unabridged version would've looked like.

    • @fcnth
      @fcnth 4 роки тому +40

      It's like the napkin speech all over again

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 роки тому +14

      Dio takes like 2 minutes to talk when he supposedly stops time for 5 seconds, so

    • @samuelisaac4374
      @samuelisaac4374 3 роки тому +1

      💀💀

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 5 років тому +545

    9:17 JoJo storyline in a nutshell.

  • @ricowilkins9188
    @ricowilkins9188 6 років тому +5197

    Random but why doesn't Josuke just heal Johnny's legs..

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 6 років тому +457

      Rico Wilkins omg I was gonna comment that!

    • @pucciresetingthembobs5144
      @pucciresetingthembobs5144 6 років тому +138

      Lmao

    • @asifhossain8363
      @asifhossain8363 6 років тому +1492

      @U-S.I.F Sa-ad it doesnt need to be something crazy diamond did lol
      Remember kid who fell down and broke his bones?
      CD fixed it
      Remember kira's hand
      CD fixed it
      Basically they arent fixing his leg because it serves as a character trait to johnny

    • @bellaqua4324
      @bellaqua4324 6 років тому +941

      Johnny should've been able to walk at this point cause he already defeated valentine
      He could walk the moment he gets act 4

    • @cursingqbert
      @cursingqbert 5 років тому +494

      They really enjoy having his horse around.

  • @wolfgangkuro7976
    @wolfgangkuro7976 5 років тому +1093

    Everyone: *Says something heroic and noble*
    Josuke part 8: 14:32

  • @JC-co8nw
    @JC-co8nw 5 років тому +729

    DIO : I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD WITHOUT THE JOESTARS IN IT!
    Valentine : I Just Want To Be The Best President Of America, man....

    • @lylevillanueva8624
      @lylevillanueva8624 4 роки тому +35

      JoJo's : *N O*

    • @donquitaviousdemitrusbarrh5608
      @donquitaviousdemitrusbarrh5608 4 роки тому +26

      Also DIO: continues to fuck and impregnate women with a joestars body

    • @treyk4339
      @treyk4339 4 роки тому +8

      Kita just wants to live a peaceful life

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 4 роки тому +42

      Kars: Ok whatever lets do this
      Kira: Well can you atleast give me some women hands after this exilharating big fight?
      DIO: WTF?
      Pucci: I love you dio please marry me
      Diavolo: give me the requiem arrow >:)
      Funny valentine: huh? I think ill join the joestars, i mean they're not that bad (except that fuckers johnny) i just want to make murica best country

    • @pparisps5141
      @pparisps5141 3 роки тому +4

      Between all the jogo villains Valentine is the less bad one, I think that if he had to choose between psychopaths like kira and guys who want to take over and annihilate the whole world like Dio Pucci and Kars he would prefer to join the joestars since they would be the most logical decision having in mind that America is part of the world the other villains want to take over.

  • @Locksoli
    @Locksoli 6 років тому +1995

    Valentine: once we bring dio into contact with the corpse of this world's dio, it'll all be over
    Jotaro and old Joseph: Oooh yeah... about that
    Valentine: Oh god dammit

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 років тому +54

      Locksoli ikr that would have been so easy lol

    • @tobyjones7682
      @tobyjones7682 6 років тому +135

      counldn't they just use dio brando or diego brando though?

    • @rebirthnext8634
      @rebirthnext8634 6 років тому +104

      Or Jonathan...

    • @shonnew
      @shonnew 5 років тому +4

      @LELZz insta dead

    • @matiasbansi8006
      @matiasbansi8006 5 років тому +23

      @@tobyjones7682 They couldnd't they are from different eras, as Joseph asked it

  • @kevinwilliam964
    @kevinwilliam964 6 років тому +978

    Speedwagon be like
    Dang, I'm the only non Joestar

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 років тому +48

      Sinister Garbage he is more than strong enough,tho

    • @kevinwilliam964
      @kevinwilliam964 6 років тому +15

      IT'S SO FREAKING WEIRD he can beat any of the joestar

    • @asobimasho3588
      @asobimasho3588 5 років тому +44

      @@kevinwilliam964 well it's like that cool uncle who doesn't understand much but it's always friendly and tries his best.
      So you invite him for a gud time.
      (Also he pays for everything your family destroys or wanna do.)

    • @DrickRT
      @DrickRT 5 років тому +22

      Slow Dancer: Am i a jojoke to you?

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex 5 років тому +8

      Speedwagon is best JoJo

  • @Niiue
    @Niiue 5 років тому +436

    1:18
    TWOH: i punch you
    GER: no
    TWOH: no
    GER: wait what-

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +34

      No u
      No u No

    • @alam71us
      @alam71us 4 роки тому +19

      GER: no
      Over heaven: yes

    • @Nick-du7cc
      @Nick-du7cc 4 роки тому +6

      @@alam71us Star platinum:No TWOH

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 роки тому

      Technically it isn't canon so........GER still the most op stand

    • @TimeNVoid
      @TimeNVoid 3 роки тому

      @@moderncrusader1150 in term of defensive stand yes. In term of speed and ability, *Meidu in Hebun noice*

  • @ESCjukebox
    @ESCjukebox 5 років тому +755

    I guess Giorno doesn't even know they're talking about his father...

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 років тому +171

      Kacsa
      He probably knows Jonathan is his father now

    • @citruslllad
      @citruslllad 4 роки тому +113

      Watch Kengan Ashura Nah, he does, he knew who DIO was. He just doesn't acknowledge the guy as a father tho

    • @knee-deepin-doot8742
      @knee-deepin-doot8742 4 роки тому +126

      “DIO is my father but he sure isn’t my daddy”- Giorno, probably

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 роки тому +27

      Giorno literally has a line that says "DIO is my father" when talking to Jonathan

    • @EatDatButt445
      @EatDatButt445 4 роки тому +3

      Jonotthan is his father not dio. Dio was just the head that’s it everything else was jonotthan his sperm meaning he has all of his traits.

  • @uzunami810
    @uzunami810 5 років тому +6811

    Dio: Oi mate, wanna help me take over THE WORLD
    Valentie: Ay, sure mate
    (after a few seconds)
    Valentine: Wait... AMERICA IS PART OF THE WORLD

    • @chadsaturday3300
      @chadsaturday3300 5 років тому +85

      😂😂😂😂😂!! LOL!!

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 5 років тому +505

      More like "THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA!!"

    • @dogeman100
      @dogeman100 5 років тому +30

      Tsynami ayo send me the link to your profile pic

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 років тому +14

      American 😂😂😂

    • @twistymcyeet3765
      @twistymcyeet3765 5 років тому +114

      Dio: *laughs in British*

  • @satriosukarji1777
    @satriosukarji1777 7 років тому +551

    Just get Turtlenareff. Go to a parallel world. Put that world's DIO to sleep using Chariot Requiem. Kidnap him. Throw him at Heaven Ascended DIO. Done.

    • @PirateMatt-dz6gl
      @PirateMatt-dz6gl 6 років тому +31

      Ralph Caz he couldn’t control sc requiem

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 6 років тому +43

      PirateMatt 2020 It's automated, so it'll work still once you get the proper conditions in place.

    • @NotMyRealName69
      @NotMyRealName69 5 років тому +24

      Isnt Chariot Requiem dead? Like it and Polnareff split and they had to destroy it?
      And he is the turtle with the turtles stand now?

    • @NotMyRealName69
      @NotMyRealName69 5 років тому +7

      I ask the question why didnt Giornio requiem everybody up?

    • @troglodude980
      @troglodude980 5 років тому +33

      @@NotMyRealName69 Star platinum requiem , ability pull literally anything out of your ass.

  • @moonlux3834
    @moonlux3834 5 років тому +240

    0:15 I love how everyone else is standing but Johnny is just sitting on the ground

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 4 роки тому +231

    Johnny: I need to bring back Gyro
    Josuke 4: Morioh Town is in danger
    Joseph: This DIO guy sure sounds just as dangerous as the Pillar Men
    Josuke 8: I just want my memories back man

  • @LuckiSir
    @LuckiSir 7 років тому +349

    You can always count on Johnny to be the serious one. Very naicu

    • @asobimasho3588
      @asobimasho3588 5 років тому +32

      It's SBR Johnny, he learnt his lessons.
      Haven't read Gappy but he's my favourite. His development is so great.

  • @KeeveBlanco
    @KeeveBlanco 6 років тому +540

    They could’ve just thrown Jonathan at Dio and it would have worked.

    • @Solvernia
      @Solvernia 5 років тому +166

      Go on Jonathan take one for the team

    • @lobisomemfacanha4817
      @lobisomemfacanha4817 5 років тому +231

      Just imagine all of the JoJos carrying Jonathan like a football champion and throwing him at Dio

    • @wetraccs5747
      @wetraccs5747 5 років тому +216

      imagine a vampire running away from a group carrying a buff guy

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 років тому +41

      @@wetraccs5747 Glorious

    • @jonathandelgado3755
      @jonathandelgado3755 5 років тому +155

      Being the self sacrificial hero he is, Jonathan probably would’ve used those Rugby skills and made a straight charge at Dio Leeroy Jenkins style. Lol.

  • @bluehammermidget6728
    @bluehammermidget6728 5 років тому +1626

    "wE cAn'T tRuSt vAlEnTiNe bEcUz hE KiLlEd mY bOyFrIeNd GyRo"

  • @hirxken7851
    @hirxken7851 5 років тому +166

    15:00 Jotaro nods in disappointment He told her to stop callING HIM DAD

  • @platinumact4821
    @platinumact4821 6 років тому +832

    No need for the other Joestars. Speedwagon is enough

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 7 років тому +399

    Wait a sec, if two of the same things from different worlds disappear upon physical contact, then Jonathon better not touch Johnny and Duwang had better stay away from Gappy.

    • @theaniquiler7248
      @theaniquiler7248 7 років тому +85

      Lone Wolf The SJW not exactly, apparently they are from the same reality, I suppose that Johnny and Gappy were created after the reset of the universe.

    • @MrEddieKiller
      @MrEddieKiller 7 років тому +23

      So in case of Pucci`s power then in reality is like something Joseph and Old Joseph? A power that affects a world timeline and not transport counterparts from diferent dimensions?

    • @primaharianto1377
      @primaharianto1377 7 років тому +86

      No. Because they are completely different person. It's different from DIO's case because basically it's still the same DIO but just in different reality.

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 років тому +25

      Yuuki Kuroutarou jonathan and johnny is not the same person and josuke 8 is half kira and they are from another reality where evenrone in the OG tinpmeline didnt exits so i guess it just work

    • @samcolvett6752
      @samcolvett6752 6 років тому +7

      Josuke and Gappy aren't counterparts, Josuke and Norisuke are counterparts

  • @bootleg_
    @bootleg_ 5 років тому +265

    Valentine: I want to do what's best for this country and its people!
    Johnny: BULLSHIT! HE CLEARLY WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD HIMSELF

    • @aboiontheinternet507
      @aboiontheinternet507 5 років тому +3

      So true

    • @psychospeech6189
      @psychospeech6189 4 роки тому +24

      With Jonny on this one. Valentine was a scumbag

    • @susie1175
      @susie1175 2 роки тому +8

      If Johnny also knew about the whole Lucy incident, things would get ugly really fast

  • @Realisthicc
    @Realisthicc 5 років тому +169

    me seeing all the joestars together: OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER
    *speedwaifu appears*
    me: JEEESUS

  • @Tagmon
    @Tagmon 7 років тому +553

    Why couldn't they just Kidnap Part 1 Dio and bring him to DIO Over Heaven, I'm pretty sure that would do the trick efficiently. Sure DIO Over Heaven is using Johnathan's body, but the head is 100% Dio.

    • @Bermuda809
      @Bermuda809 7 років тому +27

      that would probably chang the timeline

    • @Tagmon
      @Tagmon 7 років тому +59

      Joke Of The Day Shit, that's a good point

    • @duskbringer4583
      @duskbringer4583 7 років тому +44

      Oh right, DIO had his body...

    • @omegashinobi
      @omegashinobi 7 років тому +71

      Uncle Frank because he hasn't had children yet.... So no more Jojo

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 7 років тому +28

      what about traveling in time to between after the fight between dio and jotaro, right after jorato kills dio, the guys pop in, grab the body, pop out, throw it at dio, and dio is destroyed by dio, simple as that

  • @DJ-po4mt
    @DJ-po4mt 5 років тому +61

    14:32 how about taking a look to your left.

    • @luaminguante2885
      @luaminguante2885 5 років тому +5

      He isn't even related to Josuke though

    • @DJ-po4mt
      @DJ-po4mt 4 роки тому +2

      Lua na I was dumb before 😂

  • @broster9211
    @broster9211 5 років тому +47

    Valentine: I want your help
    Johnny: Aw shit. Here we go again.

  • @NEUTR0NDANCE
    @NEUTR0NDANCE 6 років тому +567

    I hate how Johnny has Koichi's voice and Josuke has some other voice

    • @blake8671
      @blake8671 5 років тому +136

      Johnny’s voice is perfect, Josuke’s anime voice is better than the game

    • @dabeetlejuice
      @dabeetlejuice 4 роки тому +7

      @@revbladez5773 tbh i'd like it more if they used johnathans VA again just like they did with diego and dio

    • @SimplyHawa
      @SimplyHawa 4 роки тому

      ChampWolf Yeah, that’s what I imagined when reading the manga

    • @MR-ez8hh
      @MR-ez8hh 4 роки тому

      Rev BladeZ Johnny Joestar is just when koichi was adopted by jotaro confirmed

    • @procrastinatkivaz
      @procrastinatkivaz 3 роки тому

      *kaji yuki*

  • @hue_lord_4208
    @hue_lord_4208 6 років тому +234

    If Dio can re-write reality, then why hasn't he made a stand alone Obi wan Kenobi starring Ewan McGregor yet?

    • @lobisomemfacanha4817
      @lobisomemfacanha4817 5 років тому +43

      Dio is a complete bastard, he was the one who re-wrote reality and made the disney sequels

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 роки тому +2

      @@lobisomemfacanha4817
      The Madman!

    • @azdeigames
      @azdeigames 2 роки тому +8

      You predicted it!

    • @hue_lord_4208
      @hue_lord_4208 2 роки тому +8

      @@azdeigames the madlad actually did it.
      tbh, I completely forgot about this comment until you replied to it, so thanks for making me remember this absolute 5-head prediction, lol.

    • @airwreckshaun8589
      @airwreckshaun8589 2 роки тому +3

      😐

  • @ftoast289
    @ftoast289 4 роки тому +51

    6:28
    “He’s obviously got some ulterior motive!”
    “Everything I’ve been telling you is true.”
    Yeah, that’ll do it.

  • @charlieGee64
    @charlieGee64 6 років тому +229

    Speedwagon is the most powerfull Jojo

  • @ProfessorHX-tc5ss
    @ProfessorHX-tc5ss 5 років тому +55

    Jonathan: Mom says its my time on the XBOX DIO!
    Dio: *Smacks Jonathan and runs away* WRYYYYYYY

  • @antoniorand1833
    @antoniorand1833 7 років тому +229

    Waifu Valentine

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 років тому +5

      antoniorand best jo girl

    • @jimkas3606
      @jimkas3606 5 років тому +3

      @@theonlychickensama8353 Joseph is best Jo-girl

    • @josue0001
      @josue0001 5 років тому +1

      @@virtualinsanity589 lol

    • @carlosalbertodaluz5276
      @carlosalbertodaluz5276 5 років тому +1

      he's not a fucking woman to be called waifu, and doen't start saying he's a woman because he's not.

    • @AudiZYX
      @AudiZYX 5 років тому +7

      @@carlosalbertodaluz5276 he's the manliest man to ever man

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 5 років тому +54

    13:29 - Father and Son (and alt universe Father)
    14:08 - Father and Son (and Speedwaggon)
    15:01 - Father and Daughter

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 4 роки тому +2

      Jonathan and Giorno? In a way, yeah.

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 роки тому +9

      @@cameronjr8 Giorno came from Jonathan's nutsack. He has the Joestar birthmark and he has the face of a Joestar according to very reliable Koichi (when he says to Jotaro that Giorno in the photo looks like him). That tells me enough of the DNA in the sperm was largely Jonathan's and DIO hadn't corrupted it enough yet

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 4 роки тому

      Just One Guy Last month, I FaceTimed Phillip Reich (voice of Giorno Giovanna). I asked him if he met Patrick Seitz and Johnny Yong Bosch and he told me he met Patrick Seitz (voice of Dio) but he never met Johnny Yong Bosch (voice of Jonathan Joestar).

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 роки тому

      @@cameronjr8 interesting

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 роки тому

      @@cameronjr8 amazing

  • @awsmdude12345
    @awsmdude12345 5 років тому +94

    Johnny: WE CANT TRUST WHAT HE SAYS
    Valentine: I am telling the truth
    Everyone else: yea, I think he's telling the truth...
    Johnny: 😫

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 роки тому +12

    I like how slow dancer acts as a soap box for Johnny to raise himself upon so he can vent his frustration to everyone

  • @andrewadachi9306
    @andrewadachi9306 5 років тому +88

    I hope they keep the same voice actor for Funny valentine.Cause he just sounds so good.
    But most often they don’t keep the same voice actors in the anime which is a shame none the less I’m still hopeful

    • @bundthead
      @bundthead 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Adachi Ikrrr saaameeee 👌😩

    • @Kossestu
      @Kossestu 4 роки тому +4

      I think josuke giorno and diavolo were better in the anime
      But I'll doubt you can have a more fitting voice for Valentine, and Johnny and Gyro

    • @jayck7686
      @jayck7686 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kossestu EOH Jonny is anime Koichi

    • @theultimatehomiegsenior3058
      @theultimatehomiegsenior3058 3 роки тому +3

      @@jayck7686 this proves that koichi is a true joestar

  • @MortanAMrk
    @MortanAMrk 6 років тому +35

    all the joestars and then speedwagon.
    perfect

  • @VJ-jq2vu
    @VJ-jq2vu 4 роки тому +73

    When Johnny said 🅱️ALENTINE..
    I felt that

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 3 роки тому +3

      He actually said barentine, Because the V and L don't exist in Japanese

  • @imaginary9588
    @imaginary9588 5 років тому +23

    *VALENTINE WAS THE TRUE HERO OF PART 7*

  • @mustafa1484
    @mustafa1484 5 років тому +27

    Valentine: Yo lets use DIO body to kill DIO
    Jotaro: About that...

  • @retro3098
    @retro3098 5 років тому +34

    To think this all happened coz a dog called Danny died

    • @carlosalbertodaluz5276
      @carlosalbertodaluz5276 5 років тому +5

      all this because of a dog, just like John Wick

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 роки тому +3

      Because of a driver

    • @Red-Lemon
      @Red-Lemon 4 роки тому +4

      Because a fucking carriage driver made a mistake

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 6 років тому +45

    I'm a simple man....I see all the Jojos together in one place, I cream my pants

    • @rras6441
      @rras6441 4 місяці тому

      And Speedwagon, especially Speedwagon

  • @neopolitan21
    @neopolitan21 4 роки тому +17

    Valentine:"There isnt much time,so I will make it brief"
    Valentine: *proceeds to talk for about 9 minutes*

  • @ilijansmokovski
    @ilijansmokovski 4 роки тому +16

    So Valentine had the opportunity to choose from every JoJo and instead of going for Johhny or Giorno who have near infinite power and crazy good abillities, he went for Jotaro

  • @jemswhy7382
    @jemswhy7382 5 років тому +62

    Ahem. Jonathan could just hug dio and dio would die bcuz dio is using jonathan's body

    • @shouzeki8202
      @shouzeki8202 5 років тому +11

      But... Jonathan would also die

    • @jemswhy7382
      @jemswhy7382 5 років тому +7

      @@shouzeki8202 Its a great sacrifice

    • @shouzeki8202
      @shouzeki8202 5 років тому +46

      I think we can agree the poor boy has suffered enough already

  • @mattmarino-ut4yw
    @mattmarino-ut4yw 7 років тому +38

    Surprised the never touched on the other protagonists, johnny was focused in on this scene

  • @Hunk_Streams
    @Hunk_Streams 6 років тому +57

    Speedwagon, the 9th JoJo

  • @foldabotZ
    @foldabotZ 5 років тому +8

    0:15 All of the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~JOs!! And Speedwagon.

  • @taboolado
    @taboolado 5 років тому +49

    *video starts* Lol poor Jhonny he's here on the floor. How's he going to sit in the horse? Since i only read the manga the 'spin' he does to jump in the horse looks legit *0:46** Spin to jump in thr horse* Ok. Those arms are strong with this one. Even Gyro envy your spin technique.

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 роки тому

      You mean Julius Caesar Zeppeli?

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 роки тому

      He could have just used his stand...

    • @taboolado
      @taboolado 4 роки тому

      @@wellifailed392 you mean tusk?

    • @Z3Milesky
      @Z3Milesky 2 роки тому

      He's like Lorian you know

  • @ProjektTaku
    @ProjektTaku 2 роки тому +6

    joestar reasons for fighting dio
    jonathan: He's caused so much pain to my life and my family.
    joseph: That bastard stole my grandfathers body and has haunted my family.
    jotaro: This guy has caused so many wrongs in the world, and to my life.
    josuke: Uhh morioh's in danger I guess so I gotta fight yhis guy.
    Giorno: I must overcome my father to truly control my destiny.
    jolyne: This guy ruined my life and killed my friends.
    johnny: He's basically diego, so I have to stop him.
    josuk8: I just want plant man.

  • @yorunoraida
    @yorunoraida 5 років тому +20

    Johnny hurts my feelings

  • @pnayangel1089
    @pnayangel1089 4 роки тому +8

    Valentine: someone has to learn his ability
    Jotaro:some one call kakyion

  • @thewormsalad
    @thewormsalad 5 років тому +12

    Speedwagon: I may be late with this but that was a weird converstion.
    Speedwagon is such a gem xD

  • @lilmya-nee-4686
    @lilmya-nee-4686 4 роки тому +6

    I Just Love How Speedwagon is Always a Plot Relevant Character.
    In The Manga, In The Anime And in This Game.

  • @LazyAndFabulous
    @LazyAndFabulous 4 роки тому +10

    Jonathan (In his brain):
    WHAT IN HEAVENS IS EVEN HAPPENING?
    All I know is that Dio is just a young brother with his hope to take over the world as vampire!
    How did the vampire event become this?

  • @spooksahoy5097
    @spooksahoy5097 4 роки тому +8

    I just love how all the JoJos are questioning Valentine meanwhile Señor Speedweed is just sitting there in the background

  • @schaefer76
    @schaefer76 4 роки тому +6

    "There's no time, so I'll be brief."
    *Talks for over 10 minutes*

  • @gfrzcr9982
    @gfrzcr9982 5 років тому +7

    0:19 legs.exe booting up
    Approximate time: *FOREVER*

  • @shinyjuni7
    @shinyjuni7 6 років тому +5

    "Oh cool! All joestar is here!"
    .
    .
    .
    "Wait a fucking min.... Is that speedwagon?"

  • @Papriqa
    @Papriqa 7 років тому +133

    How is this still the main world if Pucci reset it? Or is the SBR universe and Phantom Blood universe still technically the "main world"?

    • @jorgenitales412
      @jorgenitales412 7 років тому +107

      over heaven stands and D4C fucked up reality really BAD this time.
      DIO with his over heaven and pucci with his made in heaven and D4C(unintentional) made this whole mess.
      in the moment DIO over heaven meet valetine, time and space got fucked up beyond recognition.

    • @rockytokyo
      @rockytokyo 6 років тому +69

      The universe that SBR and Jojolion takes place in wasn't actually created by Pucci fucking with time, it's just an alternate universe.

    • @housinengi9512
      @housinengi9512 6 років тому +11

      since basicly we have no confirmation since we only seen others we never seen Jotaro other version just his daughter irene unless we see both in part 8 or 9 its a different alternte world then that one

    • @rockytokyo
      @rockytokyo 6 років тому +13

      Housin Engi Dude, Kira in Part 8 is alternate universe Jotaro.

    • @housinengi9512
      @housinengi9512 6 років тому +2

      so then yeah i thought he was just kira from part four since he has killer queen then i just looked it up and your right since his mother s holy joestar. so then that universe pucci made means nothing then since the kira is to younge to be a father of an 18 year old girl who going to ask for her father permission

  • @kakateboi42
    @kakateboi42 4 роки тому +4

    2:23 he said it he said the thing
    *insert doyaa~n airhorn sound

  • @brunoveloso5693
    @brunoveloso5693 7 років тому +18

    Game:Phantasy Star Online 2
    Great job UA-cam....

  • @jamretro1336
    @jamretro1336 Рік тому +4

    13:30 Giorno is technically standing between his two dads.

  • @jmanjman2685
    @jmanjman2685 5 років тому +9

    The one villain to actually work against DIO

  • @izumimiu1203
    @izumimiu1203 5 років тому +13

    By this logic Jonathan and Dio would cancel each other out, wouldn't they?

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, with the amount of time that dio has had johnathans body the ship of thesius logic applies. After about 7 years all of the cells in your body that you had 7 years ago have been replaced, the only exception being brain cells. There isn't a single original johnathan cell left

  • @ThunderingSkies-w8h
    @ThunderingSkies-w8h 6 років тому +37

    Valentine's attempt to fight Heaven Ascension DIO in this game makes me feel like he's not an antagonist at all

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 років тому +18

      Well he is the antagonist. He's what you can call the heroic antagonist.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 роки тому +1

      Valentine's an antagonist sure, but in this situation he's the lesser of two evils.

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 4 роки тому +5

    I uh still wonder how tf Johnny just got on the horse like fWHHEEEEP 💀

  • @jbgra2566
    @jbgra2566 5 років тому +8

    I liked Giorno's voice in the game more than in the anime. On the other hand, I'm glad Josuke's voice was changed for the anime.

  • @gfrzcr9982
    @gfrzcr9982 5 років тому +11

    *[THE WORLD REQIUEM OVER HEAVEN ACT 5 ft. Epitaph]*

  • @tylerlee328
    @tylerlee328 5 років тому +9

    Part 3: Uses “same type of stand “ to explain Jotaro’s ass pull
    Fans: Kinda lame but cool fight
    EoH: Uses “same type of stand” to explain Jotaro’s ass pull
    Fans: ........aight once was enough....

  • @nick9115
    @nick9115 4 роки тому +7

    0:47 10/10 animation

  • @MiguelAngel-nj5tf
    @MiguelAngel-nj5tf 7 років тому +75

    speedwaifu 😲

  • @Nicofaster21
    @Nicofaster21 5 років тому +12

    joseph said that he was standing next to his old version, but old joseph isnt there lul

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 років тому +6

      Nicofaster 21
      I think he’s in the turtle

  • @thesilly3950
    @thesilly3950 4 роки тому +4

    0:47 and this is how you get on a horse everybody

  • @silverwheelchairiot6525
    @silverwheelchairiot6525 5 років тому +15

    I have a theory Jotaro's ability is the ability to evolve. When he can't win a fight his stand evolves to allow him to win. That's what made star finger and time stop a thing. His stand evolves and gains a new ability to match the power of an enemy. He says "It's because we have a similar stand" because he doesn't know. After a period of time the new ability weakens explaining how time stop was worse in diamond is unbreakable. He then found a need for it again so he evolved to have it last longer before it went away. He had no need for star finger anymore so he never did it after or could do it again. This is why star platinum is so op.

    • @thephantomoftheparadise5666
      @thephantomoftheparadise5666 4 роки тому

      So he's basically a Super Saiyan?

    • @theultimatehomiegsenior3058
      @theultimatehomiegsenior3058 3 роки тому

      i dont think he "loses" the abillity i think he just gets out of practise with it

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 роки тому +2

      thats technically how stands work
      Stands do in fact evolve (Koichi- Echoes act 1-3, Kira - Bites the Dust) with their user
      you could also technically count requiem but i dont really think it counts

  • @aclevernickname8560
    @aclevernickname8560 7 років тому +21

    I fucking love Valentine's voice.

  • @sonpanchan
    @sonpanchan 2 роки тому +6

    I would really like a manga/OVA type of adaptation of this story since I think it could make for a more interesting story once it's more character focused (Josuke's relationship with the Josephs, Jolyne getting to bond more with young Jotaro, Giorno realizing he's also a Joestar through Jonathan, how Joseph and Jonathan react to each other and not having Stands or developing them, etc...) than it being tailored for a video game. Also I get part 3 Jotaro being the main hero, especially when it comes to a story within a video game, but IMO it would be more interesting if it was a JoJo joint effort that defeats DIO.

  • @aqn01
    @aqn01 4 роки тому +4

    01:51
    jotaro: my ability? i just punch really hard and my stand its the same type..

  • @shag6242
    @shag6242 4 роки тому +2

    Jonathan sitting there acting like he knows what Valentine is talking about

  • @amaulana090
    @amaulana090 5 років тому +4

    Valentine just pulled a Johnny on Johnny

  • @c.u.b.e6961
    @c.u.b.e6961 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone: im doing this for my family and friends...
    Josuke 8: i just want to know who i am
    Speedwagon: m o a r h a t

  • @KichiJc
    @KichiJc 4 роки тому +6

    Everyone: fights dio cause how dangerous he is.
    Josuke4: oh morioh is also part of the world
    Josuke8: lol idk who i am but ok

  • @brunobucciriati.129
    @brunobucciriati.129 3 роки тому +2

    All: staying at cool poses and talking*
    Jos8ke: looks on random places and silents*

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 5 років тому +4

    Valentine: It's over, Jotaro! I have the high ground!
    Jotaro: You underestimate my power!

  • @AXCWZ
    @AXCWZ 4 роки тому +5

    8:48 i love this part

  • @jamvously7170
    @jamvously7170 4 роки тому +3

    Valentine : "Look at my stand. It can clone me and go to Alternate Universes."
    Jotaro : "So it's the same type as Star Platinum."
    Valentine : "What?"
    Jotaro : *proceeds to clone himself so that they can beat Funny Valentine to death.*

  • @RomanGamerYT0
    @RomanGamerYT0 3 роки тому +2

    "not even my user is aware of this ability" OH REALLY?

  • @scrumpton296
    @scrumpton296 6 років тому +19

    Wait, if Johnny is an Alternate version of Johnathan wouldn't that kill both of them?

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 6 років тому +6

      Scrumpton Mc.Laddy They are not the same person.

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 років тому +20

      Different dimension rule doesnt apply to different universe.

    • @mochachino56
      @mochachino56 6 років тому +1

      They are not the same person.

    • @phsycowolf3642
      @phsycowolf3642 3 роки тому

      @@FusionComet same person johnny real name is jonathan

    • @phsycowolf3642
      @phsycowolf3642 3 роки тому +1

      @@mochachino56 but johnny real name is literally jonathan

  • @duckentity4515
    @duckentity4515 4 роки тому +2

    0:47 lets make this a deal boys, we keep this a secret underworld meme

  • @PRubin-rh4sr
    @PRubin-rh4sr 6 років тому +20

    Valentine did nothing wrong

    • @lylevillanueva8624
      @lylevillanueva8624 5 років тому +1

      But in SBR. He made murder. Not in this Game. He became normal guy.

    • @cmydagger9761
      @cmydagger9761 4 роки тому +2

      Why do people say this when he forced himself on a 14 year old girl, and tried to trick Johnny into believing he would bring Gyro back at the end of part 7.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 4 роки тому +1

      @@cmydagger9761
      They probably say it ironically/sarcastically.

    • @yakthekuza7296
      @yakthekuza7296 4 роки тому +1

      Firm & Dry Why we acting like valentines the worst villain? Like y’all forget dio made a mother eat her baby.

  • @holywater7813
    @holywater7813 3 роки тому +1

    Giorno: So, it's the opposite type of stand as Gold Experience Requiem

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 4 роки тому +3

    Jotaro: There's nothing of DIO's body left
    Pucci who still has DIO's bone: **laughs in homosexuality**

  • @deprecatedchannel3877
    @deprecatedchannel3877 5 років тому +2

    Here we see 9 people of the same family,2 from another universe.The first 2 have breathing powered sun powers,while all the others have ghosts with punchy abilities and some other abilities.
    They go in order like this:
    Friendly english schoolboy from the 1800s.
    Guy who defeated 3(and launched another into space) vampire gods.
    Guy who beat up a vampire with the body of his great great grandfather(our first guy).Also got helped by our 2nd guy,who is his grandfather.
    Highschooler who is the illegitimate son of our 2nd guy.
    Some mafia boss who wants to stop drugs. Also the son of the vampire that our 3rd guy beat up.
    Daughter of vampire beater.
    Alternate universe first guy - now a cripple horseracer.
    Some dude with 4 balls.
    And they're fighting the president of the US (from an alternate universe),sent by the ultimate version of vampire guy.