Nerd³ Plays... American Truck Simulator

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  • @japanesepoptart
    @japanesepoptart 8 років тому +108

    "I'm going 60, and that 55 is still there, and everyone's going way faster than me."
    lol yep, the devs did their research well.

    • @CatBot007
      @CatBot007 2 роки тому +11

      I know its been 6 years but om going to reply anyways, in California the speed limit for cars with trailers is 55 while everyone else can go 65

    • @draugnaustaunikunhymnphoo6978
      @draugnaustaunikunhymnphoo6978 12 днів тому

      @@CatBot007 Trucks go 55, Cars go 75. There's a 20mph difference between trucks and cars, and it's really really bad.

  • @sonicthehedgehog0100
    @sonicthehedgehog0100 9 років тому +283

    The James May of video games

    • @rudybernal78
      @rudybernal78 9 років тому

      we've all known that for years

    • @Spaceman0ctopus
      @Spaceman0ctopus 9 років тому +4

      +Deli73 Nerd³ 2016.

    • @Delta4280
      @Delta4280 9 років тому +9

      More like Clarkson.... the James May of video games is Squirrel

    • @Arkiasis
      @Arkiasis 9 років тому

      +Deli73
      Nah, he doesn't spend hours talking about the specifications and how the gear shaft on the truck works.

    • @totallynotme6998
      @totallynotme6998 9 років тому +3

      +Hentai Woody Hammond is Dirt 3.
      Jeremy is Kerbal Space Program. With cars.

  • @jbobs99
    @jbobs99 9 років тому +123

    *drives on the left* "why am I getting these offenses?!" *realization* "OH SHI- WERE IN AMERICA!"

    • @urishima
      @urishima 9 років тому +50

      +jbobs99"Oh dear me, I forgot that I am in the colonies!"'

    • @theilluminati3033
      @theilluminati3033 9 років тому +2

      +urishima California was never a colony filthy loyalist

    • @RKNGL
      @RKNGL 9 років тому +2

      +The Illuminati
      It would have been a Spanish colony than an American colony before being promoted to a statehood.

    • @theilluminati3033
      @theilluminati3033 8 років тому

      Corrupted Archangel Not a tory colony though

    • @thomitch1995
      @thomitch1995 8 років тому

      The Illuminati Well obviously not, because it was never British controlled.

  • @Trash_prince
    @Trash_prince 8 років тому +90

    3:55 "I wonder how long it's gonna take for Dan to drive on the oncoming lane"
    3:57 "There we go!"

  • @imbibe9891
    @imbibe9891 8 років тому +315

    Imagine if once they have all of the US mapped out (and maybe Canada so you can get to Alaska), they combined this game and Euro truck simulator 2, so you could do something like a shipment from California to the UK

    • @14112ido
      @14112ido 8 років тому +58

      Michael Sherrill just give it time ... Maybe when quantum computer is released they will release Worldwide Truck Simulator...

    • @FirstLast-un3oe
      @FirstLast-un3oe 8 років тому +32

      Alaska to New Zealand road trip.

    • @pacogutierrez2484
      @pacogutierrez2484 8 років тому +58

      Trucks sailing the sea

    • @zacharyward171
      @zacharyward171 8 років тому +5

      Michael Sherrill what if they did what you mentioned but they split from truck games and you could be buses or taxis in NY for ex

    • @arandomsnek2551
      @arandomsnek2551 7 років тому +7

      what is this canada you speak of

  • @j.t.6261
    @j.t.6261 9 років тому +75

    while watching this video:
    "Either we're delivering bread or weed." Welcome to America.
    "Im speeding yet everyones going much faster than me." Welcome to America
    "This looks like the place people just go missing." Welcome to America
    I think you get my point (also im American)

    • @ranger6600
      @ranger6600 9 років тому +5

      That actually seems rather accurate.

    • @huski1645
      @huski1645 8 років тому +6

      +NoOne Here This is distressingly accurate.

  • @PixelKnighty
    @PixelKnighty 9 років тому +845

    I died at the ending.
    I came back to life to say this.
    We need an American Truck Simulator Road Trip.
    pls

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому +4

      +PixelKnighty I am 100% Sure he is gonna do it, And if he dosent...Thats MERICA

    • @markcobane5551
      @markcobane5551 9 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @1wilder
      @1wilder 9 років тому +2

      YESSS

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 9 років тому +5

      +PixelKnighty He's probably waiting until the entirety of america is added, then he'll probably do a RT from Maine to whatever location in ATS is furthest. That'll be a fun one, probably only for like 3 mil or something.

    • @Skeletonizer1200
      @Skeletonizer1200 9 років тому

      +PixelKnighty YES.

  • @trevorphillips2691
    @trevorphillips2691 9 років тому +230

    Can't wait until African Truck Simulator.

    • @loganwatts560
      @loganwatts560 9 років тому +19

      North Korean truck simulator :3 (the irony is nk civs are not allowed vehicles :p)

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 9 років тому

      +Trevor Phillips Uuga Booga

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 9 років тому +13

      Canadian truck simulator
      no joke, I would love that game.

    • @Wasaur
      @Wasaur 9 років тому +22

      +Trevor Phillips Russian truck simulator would be basically euro truck simulator with shitty roads, no fines for anything and bad pay, sounds great

    • @donhall06
      @donhall06 9 років тому +2

      +7 tales This game will either have Canada as a DLC, or maybe in American Truck Sim 2 they will have Canada

  • @askjt8090
    @askjt8090 7 років тому +146

    'German truck simulator was just Germany, and then it got an Austrian expansion pack.'
    _Sounds like a certain 'Adolf' we all know and love..._

    • @heyhoo292
      @heyhoo292 5 років тому +3

      Got an Anschluss

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 4 роки тому +1

      Alongside the Sudetenland and Alsace-Lorraine DLCs.

    • @AstroGoalHorns
      @AstroGoalHorns 3 роки тому

      Based and Anschluss-pilled

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 2 роки тому

      God that joke took me 4 rewatches of this video to realise the context

  • @Davidishka
    @Davidishka 8 років тому +269

    I'm from Florida, and let me just say that Dan's driving skills are an accurate representation of the average american driver.

    • @alexandralittke509
      @alexandralittke509 8 років тому +9

      +Somewhere in Aspen I'd have to agree; I live in Indiana, and most of the drivers around here have no business being on the road either. XD

    • @pears5547
      @pears5547 8 років тому +1

      +Alexandra Littke I can confirm this. We have accidents all the time in richmond

    • @Kiralitess
      @Kiralitess 8 років тому +3

      +Alexandra Littke Indiana here as well, so true. I can't wait till they release Indiana in the game, I'm interested in seeing what they decide to flesh out in detail, and what will be just a random house or small farm.

    • @tk98998988
      @tk98998988 8 років тому

      He should have been worse. There weren't nearly enough other drivers in Vegas

    • @pears5547
      @pears5547 8 років тому +1

      ***** Nah, Indiana, but that would be cool though.

  • @epicaza
    @epicaza 9 років тому +139

    Some say the trailer is still missing 'till this day

    • @VioletGames92
      @VioletGames92 9 років тому +60

      Some say if you drive through the tunnel at a certain time of night you can hear the trailer crashing into the entrance

    • @mediocrecontent2449
      @mediocrecontent2449 8 років тому

      +Red Lightning Games in febuary

    • @mediocrecontent2449
      @mediocrecontent2449 8 років тому

      +Drake Brown ikt thats even that trip wait yeah nope wait yes it was

    • @Charlie-yp6ub
      @Charlie-yp6ub 8 років тому

      +Generic Fucktard shit wrong here

    • @captainhwdie2888
      @captainhwdie2888 8 років тому +4

      He dropped the trailer when he was trying to turn off the wipers

  • @NoLoseJustLearn
    @NoLoseJustLearn 9 років тому +188

    Dan you should know, on American highways people typically drive about 10 over.

  • @justametalhead625
    @justametalhead625 9 років тому +165

    Fuck man, I miss 'Hello Procrastinators".

    • @Will-Xaru
      @Will-Xaru 9 років тому +12

      +JustAMetalHead I don't. It was too loud and obnoxious for some people. It was a good decision to scrap it, it can't be an easy decision to get rid of something you've had since the beginning as your kind of slogan, but I think it doesn't age well, and Dan wants to be SRS BSNZ.

    • @justametalhead625
      @justametalhead625 9 років тому +6

      Roll Fizzlebeef If he replaced it for something else I'd be fine. It just makes the video seem non prepared.

    • @davarokrollberg9796
      @davarokrollberg9796 9 років тому +6

      Me too. Video intros will never be the same again

    • @regisatlas
      @regisatlas 9 років тому +8

      +JustAMetalHead I really miss his old format all together :( it was way more fun

    • @sans8946
      @sans8946 9 років тому +3

      +Elyssae same

  • @rdococ
    @rdococ 8 років тому +127

    We need a worldwide truck simulator. With ships and airplanes.

    • @feefeee
      @feefeee 8 років тому +10

      I imagine if they make enough of these, they could start chaining them.

    • @Rhapbus1
      @Rhapbus1 7 років тому +13

      Would be more like Shipping simulator at that point lol.. sounds fun though

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 7 років тому +2

      yes but then it would become ship simulator, or flight simulator (my personal favourite) instead of truck simulator

    • @freddienicholson8204
      @freddienicholson8204 7 років тому +1

      rdococ where you can choose to be a cargo plane pilot or a truck driver?

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 4 роки тому

      Why does everyone forget about trains lol. Planes don't carry shipping containers, trains do. It's intermodal :P

  • @CleanShavenPuffin
    @CleanShavenPuffin 9 років тому +233

    Thought this would be super boring, found myself yelling 'God damn it you're a maverick Dan!' at the screen when he corners too fast

    • @CleanShavenPuffin
      @CleanShavenPuffin 9 років тому +8

      +TAPE Gaming Aaannnddd now he's jackknifed... fucking maverick

    • @IMWT
      @IMWT 8 років тому +5

      +TAPE Gaming Taaaaaapeeeee, Nuke Penguin already

    • @thomasbutler8415
      @thomasbutler8415 8 років тому +1

      for me it was that but when he was on the wrong side of the fucking road

    • @CpnGame
      @CpnGame 8 років тому +10

      He's a loose cannon trucker who doesn't play by the rules.

    • @jorkai_7852
      @jorkai_7852 8 років тому

      Me too

  • @zakharrison1244
    @zakharrison1244 9 років тому +134

    Weird how on a American truck simulator video everybody makes fun of America but on a euro truck video no Americans make fun of Europe

    • @thatoneguy4563
      @thatoneguy4563 9 років тому +16

      I haven't seen anyone make fun of America

    • @TeaAndBullets
      @TeaAndBullets 9 років тому +38

      That's because unlike like most Europeans, most Americans are respectful to most people of other countries.
      (If you disagree, take notice of my use of the word *most* )

    • @Ste97R
      @Ste97R 9 років тому +5

      +Cat418 oh dear

    • @alenko4763
      @alenko4763 9 років тому +13

      +Zak Harrison Yeah, because they have got literally nothing to say. Because the reality is that there are so many things wrong in the U.S

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 9 років тому +14

      might be because US is a country in Europe is a continent .

  • @cdk445
    @cdk445 9 років тому +109

    *cries watching Daniel's knowledge about American roads*

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 9 років тому +41

      +DRK Kaska *cries watching Daniel's lack of knowledge about roads in general*

    • @colenzi2623
      @colenzi2623 9 років тому

      mathiasrryba Everebody cals him Dan not Daniel

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 8 років тому

      +Danilo Otasevic his name is Daniel bro. get over it

    • @UlyssesJF
      @UlyssesJF 8 років тому +1

      American road system is shit. Also, no metric system? Imperial? Wtf?

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 8 років тому

      Goodcaptinkirk its sad that we have to specify sarcasm nowadays

  • @regisatlas
    @regisatlas 9 років тому +432

    wHERE DID YOUR TRAILER GO

    • @bgezal
      @bgezal 9 років тому +81

      +Elyssae It got ejected in the tunnel. Famous last words from Dan... --"I want to actually have to look at the wing mirrors"

    • @CloudHater
      @CloudHater 9 років тому +72

      +Miner 2049er "It got ejected in the tunnel." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bgezal
      @bgezal 9 років тому +101

      +RadioLogicalHazard He got excited and unloaded a bit too early.

    • @spikethompson2000
      @spikethompson2000 9 років тому +11

      +Miner 2049er that's what she said.

    • @ax3lia
      @ax3lia 9 років тому +9

      +Miner 2049er It wasn't in the tunnel, you can see in the right wing mirror in the next cut (the lights in the view are the trailer) but is then missing in the next cut.

  • @alsationfan
    @alsationfan 9 років тому +60

    Dan, the reason the cars were passing you when u were speeding is becuase there is a different speed limit for trucks that is slower than that for cars

    • @amberlewis012
      @amberlewis012 6 років тому +1

      Well god fuck America.

    • @thenathonator5708
      @thenathonator5708 6 років тому +11

      Amberlewis Gaming
      That's just in California and some other states (not many).

    • @wyattaker6422
      @wyattaker6422 3 роки тому

      @@amberlewis012 if u go to a good state (not california) stupid laws like that won’t exist.

  • @xjb09
    @xjb09 8 років тому +16

    10:15 - 10:29 Definitely one of my favorite clips from Dan lol

  • @cheatsenabled1662
    @cheatsenabled1662 9 років тому +97

    I wonder if Dan's driving on the wrong side of the road at the start was a joke or not. I mean, he plays GTA V a lot, that's set in America.
    But then again, this is Dan we're talking about. He can be _very_ silly at times. And that's why we love him.
    (yeshomo)

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому +2

      +CheatsEnabled Do you really think dan would actually care about driving on the roads properly in gta?

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 9 років тому

      Hellcatz181 //Normal Sub Good point :D
      Edit: I guess I play too much LSPDFR, where I actually obey traffic laws.

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 9 років тому +1

      Hellcatz181 //Normal Sub Indeed. I know, it's madness, right?

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому

      CheatsEnabled
      Honestly if there are law's in gta, Driving properly and obeying traffic would be against the law

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 9 років тому

      Hellcatz181 //Normal Sub So every other driver on the road is in fact driving illegally?

  • @EdadTace
    @EdadTace 9 років тому +31

    Dan should never get a drivers license. Never.

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому +17

      +mSkull Thats why he got his Truckers License

    • @pyr0b1rd
      @pyr0b1rd 9 років тому

      Much less can go wrong if you crash a truck

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 8 років тому +1

      +Pyrobird As long as you're the driver
      And not whatever person or thing you just hit

  • @Hendlton
    @Hendlton 9 років тому +17

    But what you may not have known is that SCS already made a series of games called 18 Wheels of Steel and every game in that series had all of America in it.

    • @CoffeeFurret
      @CoffeeFurret 9 років тому +1

      I didn't know SCS made those games!

    • @skytron9389
      @skytron9389 9 років тому +9

      +Hendlton All america, aka a small america with hardly any details in the map :P Regardless, 18WoS brings back great childhood memories

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton 9 років тому

      +OfficialTetraPoxy Yup, they did and 18WOS Across America was one of the few games my awful computer could run at the time so for a couple years, that was basically the only game I played and it was awesome.

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton 9 років тому

      +skytron There was little detail but there was a lot of variety like the Snowy are near Seattle was my favorite. This is basically a giant flat desert and the next state to be added is Arizona which is just more flat desert.

    • @Epic14Games
      @Epic14Games 9 років тому

      +Hendlton Yeap, but those games were 1. In a different, old engine, and 2. It was a job by a publisher, so they aren't allowed to use those assets anymore

  • @cedeelbe
    @cedeelbe 9 років тому +261

    It's so weird hearing him pronounce my hometown

    • @42tesla45
      @42tesla45 9 років тому

      +cedeelbe I know right

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 9 років тому

      +cedeelbe what one?

    • @gearfire123
      @gearfire123 9 років тому +9

      +aceman0000099 Probably Santa Cruz

    • @The2Trolles
      @The2Trolles 9 років тому +26

      +cedeelbe Nerd got it wrong. It's Santa Cruz(as in cruise)

    • @tcroft
      @tcroft 9 років тому +3

      Us English can't speak :-/

  • @blingminer1453
    @blingminer1453 9 років тому +56

    One of the best video endings ever

    • @calum13oc39
      @calum13oc39 9 років тому

      Yea it is 😂😂😂

    • @wyatt2437
      @wyatt2437 8 років тому +2

      actually when he crashed into that tunnel he still had a trailer

    • @robotman3440
      @robotman3440 8 років тому +4

      +Wyatt English then he lost it at 18:40 messing with the windshield wipers.

    • @amberlewis012
      @amberlewis012 6 років тому

      How did you know?

  • @Ryan-jr3ok
    @Ryan-jr3ok 5 років тому +8

    8:45 Playing The Dan Piano’s Notes From Lowest To Highest

  • @Bracketmeister
    @Bracketmeister 9 років тому +23

    Fresno? In what universe is Fresno better than Paris?

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому

      +Bracketmeister In a world where there's Nerdcubed

    • @yayco123
      @yayco123 9 років тому +3

      +Bracketmeister dat dreamworks movie's reference thoo

    • @Sparx632
      @Sparx632 9 років тому +4

      Good reference

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 9 років тому +2

      +Bracketmeister I literally watched that movie today

    • @TravisBickle0312
      @TravisBickle0312 9 років тому

      +Bracketmeister I'd rather visit Fresno.

  • @Hazzdark1
    @Hazzdark1 9 років тому +29

    If Sat-nav leads you to the middle of a wood and it makes a noise does it tree?
    Think about it.

  • @alexcaples3860
    @alexcaples3860 8 років тому +40

    as a truck driver, I found it hilarious when he lost his trailer

    • @EthanColicchie412
      @EthanColicchie412 7 років тому +1

      When did that even happen

    • @snowball8940
      @snowball8940 7 років тому +6

      The Dog Pound if you look in the mirrors when he hit the tunnel the trailer was still their but in the next cut if you look in the mirrors the trailer is gone

  • @charlesbartowski2373
    @charlesbartowski2373 9 років тому +4

    11:02 in the mirror
    When you finally realize that episode of star trek where the world is small, might of been taken seriously.

  • @viribuss
    @viribuss 9 років тому +26

    At 9:26 the cars go quicker because its the car speed limit which is 65 Mph and Yours is 55 Mph because your in a truck which is harder to control and its just bigger :)

    • @viribuss
      @viribuss 9 років тому

      +JackXbox Realsideways Also you can turn right on red because its american if we had that in the Uk it would be left on red

    • @viribuss
      @viribuss 9 років тому

      +Owen Pearson yes but in game ... There is

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus 9 років тому +3

      +Owen Pearson California does have a 55mph speed limit for trucks. So does Oregon and maybe Washington.

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus 9 років тому +2

      +JackXbox Realsideways because its California. 55mph for vehicles with trailers.

    • @stevenritter8719
      @stevenritter8719 9 років тому +2

      +Owen Pearson yes we do. Trucks have to go 10 mph slower than the speed limit for cars. Because they slow down a lot slower than cars.

  • @joshuaheape558
    @joshuaheape558 9 років тому +38

    Eventually they will make a truck simulator for every country and join them all together to make World Truck Simulator.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 9 років тому +1

      +Joshua Heape Not need, people create mods for that.

    • @joshuaheape558
      @joshuaheape558 9 років тому +1

      TheKeyser94 Hooray for modding!

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 9 років тому

      Joshua Heape You should go to a page of the Euro Truck Simulator, there are maps of Egypt, Spain, Brazil, Argentina, Russia, etc. I wonder how much it would take to make similar maps to this game.

    • @joshuaheape558
      @joshuaheape558 9 років тому

      TheKeyser94 Problem is, the cities are more complex in ATS, for a mod to look convincing as in-game content, it would take more time to make.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 9 років тому

      Joshua Heape Yeah, never the less, that isn't impossible, people created all such of things for Skyrim and Oblivion, complex castles to explore, they can do the same for this game, only it takes dedication and fans of this franchise certainly had it.

  • @arturaraujo73
    @arturaraujo73 9 років тому +566

    Coming tomorrow: " *Nerd Cubed Loves American Trump Simulator* ".

  • @offtheleashman
    @offtheleashman 9 років тому +19

    15:29 is Hotel California an actual place. I thought it was just a random song. also please do an hour long video of this like you did with Euro Truck Simulator. I don't usually like long videos, but there was something about the Euro video that was just easy to watch

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus 9 років тому +5

      Its a real place, though the song is actually about the music industry.

    • @offtheleashman
      @offtheleashman 9 років тому

      +GestapoSantaClaus oh okay cheers

    • @firesoldier343
      @firesoldier343 8 років тому +1

      +James Leishman I live in Ohio and about 30-45min from where I live there is a hotel called "Hotel California" (it opened up 1 or 2 years ago)

    • @agentorange153
      @agentorange153 7 років тому +2

      It is an actual place, and it's in Los Angeles!

  • @allieb.c.4009
    @allieb.c.4009 8 років тому

    I have no idea why this was such a soothing sort of video to watch, it was like taking a road trip with a strange British Uncle or something. I love it.

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 8 років тому +10

    Dan experienced the mysterious American driving anomaly. You can be going 90 above the speed limit and some fucker will always pass you.

  • @sheepgti390
    @sheepgti390 8 років тому +8

    No! Euro truck simulator 2 comes from German truck simulator that comes from UK truck simulator that comes from Euro truck simulator 1 (2008) that comes from the 18 Wheels of Steel series how do i know all this well this games are my childhood

  • @oneyearunder
    @oneyearunder 9 років тому +3

    this should be a game that Dan plays as a series

  • @gladysceniza
    @gladysceniza 8 років тому +2

    A British man in America would be screaming at everyone at the highway saying: you're going the wrong way, until he realizes that he's in America.

  • @samuellacey5166
    @samuellacey5166 8 років тому +1

    Not only does he drive on the wrong side of the road, but he also drives in the wrong lane. Right is for driving, left is for passing.

  • @ProtankGaming
    @ProtankGaming 9 років тому +7

    I am genuinely impressed of this game. I live in San Fransisco and I've sat in the 12 hour drive from Los Angeles to Las Vages. Although it is a bit strange where when going to Los Angeles, the highway changes from a 4 lane highway to a 6-8 lane, they have the general idea down when you are going down the coast, you generally see one side higher than the other side, they also perfectly recreated the mountains in the horizon. The highway barriers are what you see everywhere down the 101 and all the interstate highways. All of the hotels I was, although some might be missing all the major ones are there. I swear they made a accurate representation of California and Nevada

    • @ProtankGaming
      @ProtankGaming 9 років тому +2

      Also the trees later in the video show farms in the valley where they have stretches of farm land

    • @andrewwjs
      @andrewwjs 8 років тому

      +ProtankGaming Something tells me you grew up/were influenced by SoCal. I'm from NorCal, and it just sounded weird when you put "the" in front of freeway names. Not hating, just saying.

  • @lurkingharris
    @lurkingharris 9 років тому +206

    *American't* wait to see how Dan handles this game :D I can't *keep truck* of the amount of times I've checked his twitter and youtube for any sign of this vid :D American trucks are probably similar to European trucks, but I've heard you need to *yank* the gear lever a bit more :D Dan's *road* in vehicles like this before anyway, he'll be fine. :D

    • @thenotoriousdig610
      @thenotoriousdig610 9 років тому +10

      Lurking Harris be lurking

    • @KenDonMusicYT
      @KenDonMusicYT 9 років тому +1

      booooo

    • @lukesummerfield2883
      @lukesummerfield2883 9 років тому +3

      +Lurking Harris *claps and gives medal*

    • @ThyWaffl3
      @ThyWaffl3 9 років тому +1

      +Lurking Harris I swear this time american't be any puns. I trucked you, didn't I, it was just a simulation.

    • @zararule427
      @zararule427 9 років тому +1

      +Lurking Harris WE ARE AmeriCANS not AmeriCANTS

  • @Kristerkry
    @Kristerkry 9 років тому +77

    Metric should rule the world!
    Srsly. Amerika. Get your Metrics right.

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому +3

      +KawaiiKnifuu Its MERICA not MERIKA

    • @hellcatz1817
      @hellcatz1817 9 років тому

      KawaiiKnifuu
      Is it true in germany germans pronounce it Shermany

    • @PabloPhreshcobar
      @PabloPhreshcobar 9 років тому +4

      +Hellcatz181 //Normal Sub I thought it was Deutschland in their language.

    • @Kristerkry
      @Kristerkry 9 років тому

      +GucciMane'sMainMane It is Deutschland you damn right.
      And i never heard an German saying Shermany if they spoke english to be honest. Even thou if they have that heavy accent and using some German rules like pronouning several things different it could possibly happen.

    • @maglorian
      @maglorian 9 років тому

      +Hellcatz181 //Normal Sub I think you might be mistaken with English-speaking folks trying to do an impression of a dutch accent...

  • @josephcoffey7013
    @josephcoffey7013 8 років тому +1

    "I'm seriously speeding and everyone seems to be going faster than me" Anyone wanna tell him that's an almost perfect representation of US highways?

  • @illuminatiofficial7951
    @illuminatiofficial7951 9 років тому

    You have gotten the missing trailer ending. "There once was a truck driver named stan, stan would sit at an office controlling a truck remotely, one day stan drove over a bump and lost his trailer, when stan came to a crossroads, stan chose the road on his left."

  • @seanspit0227
    @seanspit0227 8 років тому +12

    It says 55 mph because that's the truck limit, the cars can go faster

  • @marktopman1487
    @marktopman1487 9 років тому +16

    They should make Atlantic truck simulator

    • @SamPhoenix_
      @SamPhoenix_ 9 років тому +16

      +Mark Topman You can't drive on water...
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @marktopman1487
      @marktopman1487 9 років тому +32

      SamPhoenix Not with that attitude (⌐■╭͜ʖ╮■)

    • @spikethompson2000
      @spikethompson2000 9 років тому +4

      +Mark Topman Jesus truck simulator.

    • @reaperoa
      @reaperoa 9 років тому

      +Mark Topman Yea, but if they let you go to the south, it's either remove all the black avatars, or put in the lynch mobs, so you know, it's a bit of a pain.

    • @clxrkebar
      @clxrkebar 8 років тому +1

      Middle east truck simulator sounds better

  • @ПётрИльи́чЧайковский-ь9м

    Yes! I have been waiting for this for a long time now. Also, NASCAR is more american than trucking.

  • @GVXVI
    @GVXVI 9 років тому

    There's no joy greater than being an American and watching Dan drive on the wrong side of the road.

  • @HowDoPlayGame
    @HowDoPlayGame 4 роки тому

    Four years, nearly five years on, the game is a work of art. If you're reading this, it still holds up and regularly goes on sale at 75% off and is getting regular DLC map updates. Highly recommend!

  • @cheesepuff327
    @cheesepuff327 8 років тому +18

    I'm just waiting to buy this game when it adds my state.

  • @pandaplayz4146
    @pandaplayz4146 9 років тому +27

    Why doesn't he say hello procastonators

    • @anonymoususer3112
      @anonymoususer3112 9 років тому +5

      Because he thought it was getting a little too old and he wanted to change.

    • @pandaplayz4146
      @pandaplayz4146 9 років тому

      Ok but what about that ashins guy?

    • @JacquesWS
      @JacquesWS 9 років тому +9

      +owenj istheman This is Ashens; he runs the channel now.

    • @thecrypticconcept1413
      @thecrypticconcept1413 9 років тому +2

      +Jack Savage Yeah, sad times since dans left, but ashens is holding up really well.

    • @duhtz237
      @duhtz237 9 років тому

      +ThiefHQ the fuck? Since when was Ashens running the channel... I miss the old Dan :(

  • @extrad0g651
    @extrad0g651 9 років тому +5

    "OH Fuck it's America!"
    -Dan 2016

  • @FenderBridge
    @FenderBridge 9 років тому

    Dan pulls in for his last stop of the day.
    He rolls down his window and shouts out to the guy sweeping the driveway, "I'M A TRUCK DRIVER!"

  • @sebastiangee6736
    @sebastiangee6736 9 років тому +1

    "Oh shit brake, oh shit brake" Acellerates

  • @JohnMichaelson
    @JohnMichaelson 9 років тому +7

    It's nice, it's pretty, but it also has some ridiculously unrealistic portions...like stoplights on an interstate which virtually never happens, especially in the west.

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 9 років тому +2

      +John Michaelson It's made by Czechs, what do they know about USA? lol

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 9 років тому

      There is a stop light on an interstate a few miles from my house, but it is in the east.

    • @texannationalist5887
      @texannationalist5887 8 років тому

      also a two-way highway was separated by plastic flaps rather than concrete walls

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 8 років тому

      *****
      There is enough development near the intersection that any sort of fancy on/off ramps would mean demolishing a bunch of houses, so a traffic light was used.

  • @jamesd8350
    @jamesd8350 8 років тому +4

    i found something wrong with that game it happens at 14:54 RAIN DOESN'T EXIST IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

    • @issac9930
      @issac9930 7 років тому

      zombiekillerdude 2123
      When you commented, that was true. The past couple of months now though, California has had to much rain. You jinxed it! :P

    • @jamesd8350
      @jamesd8350 7 років тому

      Isaac Detherage I love rain when it happens

    • @issac9930
      @issac9930 7 років тому

      zombiekillerdude 2123
      Are you in Cali?

    • @jamesd8350
      @jamesd8350 7 років тому

      near san pedro

    • @issac9930
      @issac9930 7 років тому

      I'm in Oklahoma right now, but my family is from So-Cal. My dad's from Ventura-Santa Barabara area if you've hear of that. Just north of LA. And my mom is from central valley, but moved to Orange Country before coming to Oklahoma-Arkansas area. idk why they ever left. As soon as I leave college, I'm moving to Los Angeles to get a job as a Psychiatrist. It pays at least $212,000 every year, and can go up into the millions if I decide to open my own clinic. I'm excited to move there.

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 9 років тому +6

    we need an ice road trucker simulator

    • @mak47HDTrains
      @mak47HDTrains 9 років тому

      +Callum Uchiha YES and failures and multiplayer =D

    • @matthew7867
      @matthew7867 9 років тому +2

      18 wheels of steel extreme is one

    • @bt1234567892010
      @bt1234567892010 9 років тому

      +Callum Uchiha I got to thinking about this after ATS released. maybe adding Canada after the states are done (save Hawaii and Alaska, the latter could be added with Canada), then bam, ice road trucking added.

  • @wyattwoodson607
    @wyattwoodson607 9 років тому +1

    "I'm going 60, the speed limit is 55, and everyone is still going way faster than me"
    Yup, driving in America in a nutshell.

  • @zacharyseeley6645
    @zacharyseeley6645 9 років тому +1

    It's funny when you run someone off the road in a simulator, not so funny when you're the one driving that tiny little car next to the huge trailer IRL

  • @mikeplaysit
    @mikeplaysit 9 років тому +5

    "This is my best turn yet." *......crunch*
    Congrats Dan... :-/

  • @Luke-ks5gg
    @Luke-ks5gg 9 років тому +4

    NERDCUBED CHALLANGE!
    Drive across America (When the rest of it comes out)

    • @buba4267
      @buba4267 6 років тому

      luke metcalf it’s spelled CHALLENGE you moron.

  • @evilfuzzybunny100
    @evilfuzzybunny100 9 років тому +3

    This game is unrealistic. Raining? In California? I don't think so

  • @YoloMonstaaa
    @YoloMonstaaa 9 років тому

    Hearing someone say "James may" after so long brought a tear in my eyes.

  • @rubygem_8841
    @rubygem_8841 9 років тому

    All we need now is some Eddie Stobart trucking songs playing and this game would become the most glorious trucking game ever made

  • @Jerbear1022
    @Jerbear1022 9 років тому +5

    When Dan was confused about driving on the wrong side of the road... ah. Merica!

  • @tkj5168
    @tkj5168 8 років тому +4

    Wow. That looked exactly like Las Vegas. Well done game, well flappin' done

  • @TheRetroShepherd
    @TheRetroShepherd 8 років тому +23

    Just for future reference, and because I'm Grammar Nazi trash (Or, I guess it would be "Pronunciation Nazi" in this case)
    Santa Cruz is pronounced the same way you'd pronounce "Santa Cruise." The more you know. Don't blame me, blame the Spanish language.

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd 8 років тому

      David Gray You sure? I remember in his Desperate Housewives video that he mispronounced Cruz there too.
      Oh well, I'm not gonna judge either way. I'm completely unable to pronounce any part of the French language, so I can't complain.

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd 8 років тому

      Whiteblooded Ah, okay. Thanks for clearing that up, then.

    • @BippyTheGuy
      @BippyTheGuy 7 років тому

      +David Gray Considering how the Brits pronounce Los Angeles, I doubt it.

    • @Beast80001
      @Beast80001 6 років тому

      TheRetroShepherd that's where I was born, yay!😊

    • @mariokart6309
      @mariokart6309 6 років тому

      Well I'll trivia you with this: in Spanish it would be pronounced Santa Cruth because of how 'z's work in Spanish.
      Unless Santa Cruz is irregular for unknown reasons. I'm pretty sure it's just the English way to say it as cruise

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 9 років тому +2

    "When will America change to the metric system?"
    Dan, do you remember your ETS2 road trip? You're from the UK and YOU haven't even converted to metric!
    Joking aside though, yeah, we really need to convert to metric.

  • @jackraider1039
    @jackraider1039 2 місяці тому

    Man, it's impressive how the game has had so many updates and DLCs over the years. Not to mention the graphics have improved severely well.

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 8 років тому +18

    XD it took way too long to remember you were in America

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 8 років тому +3

      also the reason why the other people were going faster was because 1. the left lane is the passing lane and 2. Americans tend to take speed limits as more of speed suggestions

    • @YoloMonstaaa
      @YoloMonstaaa 7 років тому +1

      MooshroomGaming Not the American people, the American cops take speed limits as speed suggestions.

    • @jacksemmer2270
      @jacksemmer2270 7 років тому +2

      They do kind of follow it, but everyone just goes 5-10 mph faster than it

  • @SadMarinersFan
    @SadMarinersFan 8 років тому +6

    Rimes with what? Because I said so. 😂

    • @YoloMonstaaa
      @YoloMonstaaa 7 років тому +4

      Andrew Behrend It rimes with rhyme.

  • @fancyman4006
    @fancyman4006 9 років тому +8

    Primm? like in Fallout?

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 9 років тому

      No, like real life. :D

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 9 років тому

      Pan kurczak ​No shit, Sherlock.

    • @NoQuestions4sked
      @NoQuestions4sked 8 років тому

      +Fancy “Wandwuff” Man Yeah, the towns in FNV are actual towns in the surrounding areas of Las Vegas, they're just scaled down.

  • @VXBAKER
    @VXBAKER 4 роки тому +1

    When a highway says 60 in America it really means 80 and if you're in Texas it means just go as fast as you like.

  • @brodylee3933
    @brodylee3933 9 років тому

    Things to know about American highways Dan
    1. Left lane is the fast/passing lane
    2. If you're doing the speed limit your not going fast enough
    3. If you see someone trying to get on the highway via on ramp, move over a lane if you can because its the nice thing to do :)

  • @svpracer98
    @svpracer98 7 років тому +3

    It's my best turn yet! *crashes*

  • @TheBoolinRedneck
    @TheBoolinRedneck 8 років тому +5

    dan that red truck was a peterbuilt

  • @thomasparker2662
    @thomasparker2662 8 років тому +6

    Pls do a road trip when they add most of the states

  • @breadngames
    @breadngames 9 років тому +1

    Nerdcubed cutting across two lanes to make his exit? he's a true Californian already.

  • @darksongoftheshadows9263
    @darksongoftheshadows9263 9 років тому

    i love the fact that Dan forgot he was in america in a American Truck simulator. Best part

  • @Christgaming_5464
    @Christgaming_5464 7 років тому +8

    I'm a cat and when I drink coffe I can type for 60 seconds its fddh meow meow meow
    edit:wow 1 like

  • @simpletoncreations3928
    @simpletoncreations3928 8 років тому +9

    Haha prim! God I miss fallout new Vegas

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 6 років тому

      simpleton creations I believe it’s Primm

  • @TheMandalore4
    @TheMandalore4 8 років тому +5

    so does it legit take 6&1/2 hours to drive between locations??

    • @pospac9870
      @pospac9870 8 років тому +6

      No. There was recently an update to make the world in 1:20. That means it is 20 times quicker on this game than it is in real life.

  • @xenntric7856
    @xenntric7856 9 років тому

    'You can't road trip across America. Yet' Is this foreshadowing a future Nerd3 road trip? God I hope so.

  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 8 років тому

    fking love this game. Anyone complaining about only two states obviously haven't played much of the game, because the amount of detail and unique feeling each city has is very impressive and shows a lot. SCS has worked really hard avoiding 'copy and paste' style of development for a game like this. I for one appreciate that.
    Forgot to mention: All the states are eventually coming through DLC.

  • @tylerjackson8564
    @tylerjackson8564 8 років тому +14

    AMERICA GREATEST OF ALL TIME

  • @anonbuttercup5383
    @anonbuttercup5383 8 років тому +3

    I live in Fresno lol

    • @JacksonCosby
      @JacksonCosby 8 років тому

      Same sort of, I live about 40 miles away in a little community called Yosemite lakes park. I go to Fresno every week though!

    • @schon2395
      @schon2395 8 років тому

      Does it look like Fresno?

  • @crimsonlemures5295
    @crimsonlemures5295 9 років тому +4

    Im hear early better make a joke,
    I'm just trucking along,
    That was shit.

    • @kamiash2487
      @kamiash2487 9 років тому

      That was a whopper of a joke, no nun intended

    • @cipher2862
      @cipher2862 9 років тому +1

      "Hear"

    • @crimsonlemures5295
      @crimsonlemures5295 9 років тому +1

      no, my name is hear early. Yeah my parents thought it would be funny, so when Im late and im new I can be all like "So sorry I'm late, Im hear early."Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here

  • @JehanKateli
    @JehanKateli 9 років тому

    "This is the James May of video games"
    This statement is unbelievably accurate.

  • @crashasmack
    @crashasmack 9 років тому

    I feel like Dan is the embodiment of a new driver in America. Don't get distracted. Late lane changes. Going the speed limit. etc.

  • @RoboticNerd
    @RoboticNerd 9 років тому +3

    Why do you sound like one of those stuck up brits? American English just means it has our dialect...

    • @RoboticNerd
      @RoboticNerd 9 років тому

      I know I sound like an ass hole... But it really is one of my biggest pet peeves

    • @bpfuels
      @bpfuels 9 років тому +2

      +YTPmaster It annoys me when a program/ website has a language select and the English icon is an American flag 😡

    • @RoboticNerd
      @RoboticNerd 8 років тому

      Ben Paulsen Why? If it's made in America, then it will have that...

    • @bpfuels
      @bpfuels 8 років тому +2

      +YTPmaster Because the icon represents the country in which it is associated with, and it should be associated with the country in which it was created

    • @RoboticNerd
      @RoboticNerd 8 років тому

      +Ben Paulsen It doesn't have to be...

  • @jacks1969
    @jacks1969 9 років тому

    We totally need a 6 hour uncut video of Dan driving across America.

  • @reddancer2542
    @reddancer2542 8 років тому

    I almost didn't watch this, then I realised how absurdly hilarious it is watching you drive.

  • @Peshuu
    @Peshuu 9 років тому +1

    Here in america you aren't speeding until you are doing 10 over the speed limit, 9 over the limit? Nope you're good

  • @toad9229
    @toad9229 8 років тому

    also tip for this game with the newer looking trucks, have your hood ortiment lined of with the line to the right of your lane and you`ll be almost perfectly centered

  • @yojon75
    @yojon75 9 років тому

    I live in las vegas, and I have to say, they did a really good job modelling the city. all the major and moderate landmarks are there. probably the best job I've seen a video game do.

  • @IIIRobIII
    @IIIRobIII 9 років тому

    the day dan gets an actual license in real life the world will be a considerably more perilous place

  • @rjoyhelvie
    @rjoyhelvie 8 років тому

    Automatic thumbs up for Fresno-to-Bakersfield. I went up and down that stretch SO many times in my childhood to visit my cousins.

  • @Its_Dino
    @Its_Dino 5 років тому +1

    this guy has more awareness of California then most americans

  • @Flabulo
    @Flabulo 8 років тому

    Someone needs to buy this game and drive from LA to Las Vegas, just for the reference when your around Barstow, on the edge of the desert.
    "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive ." Hunter S. Thompson