+Adam Mullarkey Any particular moment? (Just remembered that's the one where he flips cars over himself isn't it, it's pretty good but I still say this is better)
I was one of the programmers of this game. Sadly we had to fix that bug (of course...). Not really happy with the outcome of the game. Could've done so much better, but publishers just don't give you the resources to really put an effort in these games -.-
5:14 That's gonna join the list of Nerd's best laughs along with the one from the Driving Simulator 2014 and that one laugh from that one Besiege video.
18:18 according to google a humpback whale is roughly 13 metres long, so a stopping distance of 4-5 humpback whales at 80kmh is actually quite good and nothing to complain about.
+minimilla That is something to complain about. Even the oldest cars would stop within the length of 1 humpback whales. If that's how long it takes that car to stop, then the person driving it is going to get into some SERIOUS accidents.
+BLARGTEHTACO Just went and listened to them side by side, the sheer power of the laugh here was stronger, but the driving sim had a solid aftershock laugh.
Someone make a video of the 5:14 moment at like, x10 speed, going forward and then in reverse over and over, set to that song. Please? I would but... You know...
that second of pause as the horse rolled over and Dan laughed was just so funny. It was like confusion, realisation and hilarity all happened in that order and in the matter of a second.
What made the part when the horse started rolling over (For me at least) wasn't actually the horse rolling over. But Dan's laugh was just the thing that made me die laughing.
+Silvah3466 yes, dans laugh was just so genuaine and you could tell it killed him so much cause it was so funny. i loved that part and laughed harder then i have for a while with his vids
I almost died laughing at 5:14 and I was glad Nerd³ did so as well, so I had a few minutes to restart my breathing process and wipe away the loads of tears I laughed out without missing something. I think that was the best abs exercise I did in a while.
HOLY FUCK, that horse *took a turn* for the worse :D I *wood* love to see Dan playing more games like this :D It's tiring making so many tree puns, I should stop *forest* :D I bet you never *saw* that coming :D
+Lurking Harris - Unofficial Pun Cubed Looks like you should -cut- down on the puns, I _wood_ not like to see you running out. Maybe I am just _barking_ up the wrong _tree_.
Thank you for keeping the entirety of the "horse" "physics" thing in. That was the most hilarious thing ever and I was laughing right along with you at that. XD
This was by far the funniest video you've ever made! The nerdcubed I found a year or two ago who played shitty games for fun broke free of Dan 3.0 or 4.0 I've lost track, and came out in this, I've been crying for the past 10 minutes because of this, thank you
The funniest part of this video to me is not the horse falling over, ad many say. It is not the laugh that last for so long. The funniest part is the glance, up and down, as if to confirm that he truly is seeing what he thinks he is.
5:14 Wow, Dan. I haven't heard you "dying" like that since you played that driving simulator when you hit that car and it practically flew into orbit. Gotta love these "simulators" that come out like every week or so. :P
just started watching this video as my boyfriend called, so i paused it... had a fight, came back, pressed play and the horse fell over. fucking tears. thank you dan ^-^
Game tester with a game maker Maker: got a new game for you Tester: ok what is it about? Maker: it's about a guy that chops down wood Tester: ok, what's it called? Maker: it's called Forestry 2017, the simulation Tester: takes off sunglasses* Mother of god Maker: I know it's called "the simulation" Tester: not that part. Maker: then which part? Tester: That it TIME TRAVELS
5:14, the end of UA-cam Gaming, that moment will never be topped.
true
+SPACKlick You need to watch laddergoat! That shit is the best
I'M FUCKIN DEAD NOW XD XD XD XD XD
+Adam Mullarkey Any particular moment? (Just remembered that's the one where he flips cars over himself isn't it, it's pretty good but I still say this is better)
Best UA-cam vid in history
OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT THE ICON FOR THE HORSE WAS ROLLING TOO
ho. ly. shit. balls. that just made that moment 20% funnier.
lol
I guess because the map is just an overhead view but with icons attached to objects, so it rolls with the horse.
Every time I feel unhappy in any way.
I come to this video and skip to 5:14.
It has never failed to cheer me up.
I was one of the programmers of this game. Sadly we had to fix that bug (of course...). Not really happy with the outcome of the game. Could've done so much better, but publishers just don't give you the resources to really put an effort in these games -.-
5:14 That's gonna join the list of Nerd's best laughs along with the one from the Driving Simulator 2014 and that one laugh from that one Besiege video.
Links?
+Lauri Kotila do you happen to remember the besiege episode?
+Lauri Kotila YEAH WE NEED NAMES AND NUMBERS
+NAPREDATOR the live stream :)
Cluverbuht?
5:14
Thanks for clearing my sinuses, Dan! I mean, I didn't want you to do it by making my tea go up through my nose, but it's the thought that counts.
Lmai
XD
Lmao
@@Stelum1000 Laughing my ass... in?
That's an outstanding string of words
See its called Forestry 2017 because it wont load till 2017.
genius
fat
+Mrmoocows99 damn u. U must've traveled to the past to steal my idea. 2:48 in and I had the idea to say that. I scroll down and here you are.
true
+Mrmoocows99 dammit, I was going to say that!!
5:14 Dan's laugh always makes my day.
+Englebert Magentaschweiger
The icon for the horse on the map spins with the horse lol.
i love the "dan" "yes brain?" moments so much omg
Same. My fave one is the Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Handgranades gym one.
@@ThatOneShortieHoOmg I forgot that video had one. I keep coming back to this video because it’s the one I remember
Did you know that a horse can output 15 horsepower?
On another note,
that ending was rather amazing.
I can't believe we've been fucking falsely advertised to this entire time!
Completes series
muahaha
Totally.
+Joseph Willingham y
Maybe after planet coaster.
+Tacobell1384 no not maybe will have to be AFTER planet coaster
lol the prometheus school of running away from things
YES
Ding!
+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. Your name. How the hell was that not taken?
+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. Sin Total: 79570864690648075995
Sentence: Magic Horses
* ding *
that whole "quality over quantity" thing works out well this was great
+Jakobly i agree
+Jakobly yep
Agreed
5:13: So Dave what should we put in our game?
"Barrel rolling horses, that slowly roll away from you."
You're the boss.
18:18 according to google a humpback whale is roughly 13 metres long, so a stopping distance of 4-5 humpback whales at 80kmh is actually quite good and nothing to complain about.
+minimilla That is something to complain about.
Even the oldest cars would stop within the length of 1 humpback whales.
If that's how long it takes that car to stop, then the person driving it is going to get into some SERIOUS accidents.
Love how when the horse becomes magical, the icon on the map actually does the same.
Dan laughed for a total of 1 minute and 9 seconds and to be honest my sides are hurting! X'D
I still laugh at this
5:14 Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Keep them horses rollin',
Rawhide.
That's the hardest I've ever heard Dan laugh. EVER.
This rivals his driving simulator vid for the laughs
+BLARGTEHTACO Just went and listened to them side by side, the sheer power of the laugh here was stronger, but the driving sim had a solid aftershock laugh.
Driving simulator, FS Flight Simulator, Cleverbot, Airport Simulator 2019(?) Are some other fantastic laughs.
The horse thing... I literally cried with laughter. I literally could barely breath.
THIS MOMENT WILL NEVER BE TOPPED EVER.
Okay, our games might not be the best example of German engineering.
But you gotta hand it to our horses! Rolling downhill, stiff as a stick!
Well, that escalated quickly, I swear I was waiting for the jumpscare or something
They see me rolling, they hating
OMG
they see me mowing, the gangsters
Someone make a video of the 5:14 moment at like, x10 speed, going forward and then in reverse over and over, set to that song. Please?
I would but... You know...
shady4091
we know what?
you're constuntly high?
that second of pause as the horse rolled over and Dan laughed was just so funny. It was like confusion, realisation and hilarity all happened in that order and in the matter of a second.
Did you notice that as he dismounted from the horse his mouse just went "heh-eh" like his brain just physically went "wait wut"
Dan is playing a shitty simulator again? Today is a good day.
+HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights Well I know what part will enter the highlights ;)
+telamonthe3nd14 pootispencer here
What made the part when the horse started rolling over (For me at least) wasn't actually the horse rolling over. But Dan's laugh was just the thing that made me die laughing.
+Silvah3466 yes, dans laugh was just so genuaine and you could tell it killed him so much cause it was so funny. i loved that part and laughed harder then i have for a while with his vids
This is the Nerdcubed I know and love.😄
me too, I don't ever want it to disappear. XD
I almost died laughing at 5:14 and I was glad Nerd³ did so as well, so I had a few minutes to restart my breathing process and wipe away the loads of tears I laughed out without missing something. I think that was the best abs exercise I did in a while.
5:12 Dan laughed like he did in Driving Simulator 2013 xD
+Ibirdball ikr
Ibirdball Love it when he laughs like that lol
+CoolSkeleton95 His voice goes so high pitched you'd think it was a girl :D
Also, did you notice the horse-icon on the minimap was FLIPPING while the horse was rolling?
'Billboard' distance changes the distance at which LOD objects, ie. trees, change from a 3D mesh to camera-facing sprites
I think he was joking
Did anyone else notice that while the horse was rolling around the icon on the map was rolling with it xD
00:36 ALL OF THE RAGE IS CHANNELED INTO THESE 4 SECONDS
HOLY FUCK, that horse *took a turn* for the worse :D I *wood* love to see Dan playing more games like this :D It's tiring making so many tree puns, I should stop *forest* :D I bet you never *saw* that coming :D
it's *tiring* not tiring pun cubed you missed a pun
+matthew clare leaf him alone
+Ranomas Lightbringer we should all *stick* to being civil :D
+Lurking Harris - Unofficial Pun Cubed That horse really flipped out.
+Lurking Harris - Unofficial Pun Cubed Looks like you should -cut- down on the puns, I _wood_ not like to see you running out. Maybe I am just _barking_ up the wrong _tree_.
Nvm the loading screen, Dan shoulda used a timer to show how long he laughed for...
5:14
5:14 that laugh cured cancer for a minute
Just that split second of silence as Dan comprehends what was happening to his horse is sheer gold
5:14 He must go, his people need him.
+jsegaul420 OMG xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Die Simulation"
Gotta love the German language.
My word 5:15 I do think I've heard Nerd laugh like that since Evie tried to say her own name.
What about the moment in Driving Simulator where the car fucks off into space?
that was fucking hilarious classic dan
Sadly I had headphones and then I died
+dylan G That moment needs to be animated by that guy that did the one for the plane simulator thing
Truly an exemplary example (redundancy) of a NerdCubed video. The horse, the plot development, it's incredible.
I was honestly expecting a jump scare at the end
so was i
This channel has returned to its former glory. I asked for more Plays comedy videos in the NerdCubed Community Census and I'm not disappointed
THE END TURNED DARK REAL FAST!!!! also, I couldn't be bothered to type that without caps on.
5:14 I hadn't heard Dan laugh so hard since the driving simulator.
5:14 cured cancer all over the world
omg that inner monologue was so freaking funny yet still gets topped by the rolling horse that is literally unbeatable
You were laughing for a solid 40 seconds without any interruption.
Thank you captain obvious.
imapie4688 it wasnt that obvious. I thought it was 41 seconds.
FrostiDrinks And the game still took about fifteen times longer to load
I think Generock should be the nickname for Roman Reigns.
yup
Generawk
It's 2024 now.
Nothing Generock about my Tribal Chuef ☝️
When the horse does its flips, calms soothing music begins, and a nature documentary voice takes over
Best Nerd3 Laugh EVER recorded!
Everyone needs to feel as much joy in their lives as Dan does upon the fall of the horse.
please never stop making videos dan! this video was one of your best! 10/10
My Guinea Pig died today. Watching this video really cheered me up. Thanks Dan.
That silence before a laugh that can destroy 10 Starkiller bases at the same time.
I loved that when the horse started rolling, the icon on the map did too
"It's only got one horsepower as well"
Oh, Dan.... :D
this is the only nerdcubed video i have ever cried for most of the video. i love this man.
5:15 Dan.exe Has Stopped Working...
Dan.exe has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
I guarantee that MatPat will make a ghost theory on this game
YES!!
Two months later...
Needs to happen.
I found my new favorite Nerd3 video, and only because of 5:14
this is why I love nerd3, back to his old great sim videos
5:16 best laugh ever on UA-cam!
I like how when the horse was rolling down the hill, It's icon on the minimap was rotating as well. Best game ever.
when the horse started rolling down the hill XDDDDDDDDDDD
IM CRYING WTF
"When your legs don't work like they used to before" -Gilbert the horse 2016
Tears of pure joy roll down my face 5:15
+Cartoonman154 i broke two ribs and watched this i cried and laught at the same time
3:37 I don't think I've ever forgiven Dan for not using the absolute gold that is "2x German? Surely that's Double Deutsch"
The loading screen was waiting for 2017 :D
"allergic to people with hayfever" oh Nerdcubed how I love you
Holy shit, I thought I was getting bored of this channel. This is the NerdCubed I remember! What's with the sudden jump in quality?
Remember My Face Another reboot. 3 comedy videos a week and a completesdaily
Craig Bonar WHAT!?
THIS IS A DREAM.
Cant believe he didn't notice at 13:41 you can "Climb in" the horse
5:16 is the funniest shit. I laughed just like the uploaded did and at the same time. It's Hilarious!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAA
5:19 i dont know which is better, Dan's laugh or the tumbling horse.
I have never heard Dan laugh like that holy shit
Thank you for keeping the entirety of the "horse" "physics" thing in. That was the most hilarious thing ever and I was laughing right along with you at that. XD
This is the funniest video in a long time.
this has 1 of my favorite endings of all his video and after he sees the person he put scary music over it
I've genuinely never heard him burst out like that.
+Q009 watch "Nerd³'s Hell... Driving Simulator 2013" at about the 14:30 minute mark
This was by far the funniest video you've ever made! The nerdcubed I found a year or two ago who played shitty games for fun broke free of Dan 3.0 or 4.0 I've lost track, and came out in this, I've been crying for the past 10 minutes because of this, thank you
Puahahahah I lost it at the Horse part xD
The funniest part of this video to me is not the horse falling over, ad many say.
It is not the laugh that last for so long.
The funniest part is the glance, up and down, as if to confirm that he truly is seeing what he thinks he is.
5:14 that is a longer laugh than from Driving Simulator....
Dan likes Rolling things better than Flying things.
As someone who works in forestry, I can tell you that if you try and cut a tree down and process it like that, ya blew it.
0/10 would not timber again
5:14 I'm deaf now.
I'm bored of watching boring videos, then i find this gold. I practically died at 5:14 Best moment on UA-cam Ever!
#generock
+Daniel Knellor *generawk
I know what he said I didn't want to put generowk so I put rock
When you have spent an entire day going through all of Dan's videos (literally) and liking them.
.......I have zero life........
That moment the horse starts rolling, ROFL
I see what you did there
5:14 Wow, Dan. I haven't heard you "dying" like that since you played that driving simulator when you hit that car and it practically flew into orbit. Gotta love these "simulators" that come out like every week or so. :P
Is that how horses work in Germany?
i would've payed real actual money to see Dans reaction at 5:14
5:14 XD I need a new keyboard as I was drinking water at the time and it went everywhere!
+MeatballandSausage Then how did you type this?
+Lucas Choi Drawings lel
YOU LAUGHED FOR 1 MINUTE AND 18 SECONDS AT 5:14 DANIEL HARDCASTLE DO YOU NEED A NURSE
No he needs better games
Can someone make a 12 hour loop of that horse glitch with the limp bizkit son Rollin over the video XD
I just love the new schedule of this channel. So many good videos now! Keep it up, Dan, this is how it always should've been!
It's called 2017 because it's German. You're forgetting about the time difference.
lol
No, it is because that's the year it'll load.
XD
The 1 day time difference
+Altrade Cull *year
Thank you dear horse. The Nerdcubed we love is back
I'm sorry Dan, The horse thing Killed me xD
just started watching this video as my boyfriend called, so i paused it... had a fight, came back, pressed play and the horse fell over. fucking tears. thank you dan ^-^
I think it's called "2017" because, with the loading screens, it's gonna take that fucking long till you can actually play.
Game tester with a game maker
Maker: got a new game for you
Tester: ok what is it about?
Maker: it's about a guy that chops down wood
Tester: ok, what's it called?
Maker: it's called Forestry 2017, the simulation
Tester: takes off sunglasses*
Mother of god
Maker: I know it's called "the simulation"
Tester: not that part.
Maker: then which part?
Tester: That it TIME TRAVELS