jerma - teacher noise

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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2019
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    clip is from his first LA noire stream
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  • @MsQuote
    @MsQuote 3 роки тому +12148

    my dratini in my pokeball plus telling me to play with it

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 3 роки тому +215

      This is such a good comment. I think about it every time.

    • @TimCan144
      @TimCan144 Рік тому +71

      this is adorable

    • @OverStrive2008
      @OverStrive2008 Рік тому +15

      So cool

    • @arbytimber
      @arbytimber Рік тому +31

      @@urbainleverrier1 shut
      Just
      Shut

    • @TY40.
      @TY40. Рік тому +13

      @@urbainleverrier1 banned

  • @oh-no-its-clara7574
    @oh-no-its-clara7574 3 роки тому +35770

    imagine one day being like "gee, I wonder where that weird ass substitute teacher is now" and then finding out he's doing twitch

    • @alsim.s8526
      @alsim.s8526 3 роки тому +4034

      Imagine you recognize your old substitute teacher from the “when imposter is sus” meme

    • @phishe4908
      @phishe4908 3 роки тому +1764

      @@alsim.s8526 i wouldnt be able to sleep

    • @dumworm6310
      @dumworm6310 3 роки тому +1898

      imagine seeing your substitute teacher dressed up as a fucking catboy

    • @denmark371
      @denmark371 3 роки тому +834

      Imagine seeing your substitute teacher's naked frame on stream

    • @Quartings
      @Quartings 3 роки тому +186

      And that he's now a catboy

  • @bigman1688
    @bigman1688 3 роки тому +9425

    when he said -.-. --- ..-. ..-. . . -.-. .... . . - --- ... -.-. .... .. -.-. -.- . -. i felt that 😩

    • @akaTandy
      @akaTandy 3 роки тому +508

      *COFFEECHEETOSCHICKEN*

    • @gordonf5553
      @gordonf5553 3 роки тому +65

      gotta morse this to the allies in ww3

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer 3 роки тому +113

      @@akaTandy lol i mixed up the L and F (.-.. and ..-.) so I got "COLLEECHEETOSCHICKEN"

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 3 роки тому +51

      I am both happy I understand what that says but also scared considering I only learnt morse code an hour ago and i just happen to come across this conveniently

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer 3 роки тому +30

      @@GoodieM8 the problem is hearing morse code. reading is easy as fuck but when it's sound? oh shit

  • @Lunamoonx.x
    @Lunamoonx.x 2 роки тому +4464

    A kid literally blew up and this man starts making alien gibberish

    • @orgyinthemorgue
      @orgyinthemorgue Рік тому +126

      this comment section is beautiful 😭😭😭

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 7 місяців тому +55

      Who else do you think blew the child up?

  • @NaCk210
    @NaCk210 2 роки тому +4830

    The teacher sound is great but I think his impression of "kids yelling and making a mess" is severely underapreciated

    • @custodeon
      @custodeon 2 роки тому +361

      I was amazed, literally the perfect impression of a chaotic classroom

    • @CirrowProductions
      @CirrowProductions Рік тому

      Stop, for the love of God, saying parts of youtube videos are 'underappreciated' or 'underrated.' Just Stfu the next time you want to say that.

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 9 місяців тому +96

      @@custodeonI mean he was a teacher and if he taught multiple classrooms he would know the sound too well

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 5 місяців тому

      Uh ngh fuck youuu! UAAÆÆHHG oh look out! Naaarg blfftt

    • @GDNachoo
      @GDNachoo 5 місяців тому

      OHH F- FUCK YOU! *waaAAAHHH* OH LOOK AT THAT! *whoosh*

  • @Bneboy
    @Bneboy 4 роки тому +29629

    it should be physically impossible for a human to produce such a noise

    • @kretduy6959
      @kretduy6959 4 роки тому +2105

      in sound design studios they have a poster that says, "the human body is unable to reproduce morse code at 19000 khz or more, Jerma doesnt know this, but he does it anyway"

    • @sirclownsalot5800
      @sirclownsalot5800 3 роки тому +647

      Who said he was human?

    • @chaosinsurgency6636
      @chaosinsurgency6636 3 роки тому +99

      The loed of jerma just keeps getting deeper

    • @eggsamillion
      @eggsamillion 3 роки тому +83

      That's why I think Jerma's an alien.

    • @chrxstt
      @chrxstt 3 роки тому +73

      That’s a jerma not a human

  • @FloydPinkerton
    @FloydPinkerton 3 роки тому +34724

    This man educated somebody's child.

    • @JermaLover
      @JermaLover 2 роки тому +3002

      That's terrifying knowledge.

    • @drifterjack1937
      @drifterjack1937 2 роки тому +2485

      Not as terrifying as whatever he taught them

    • @Alcatrax_
      @Alcatrax_ 2 роки тому +1560

      There’s gotta be someone out there who can tell us what he was like being a teacher

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 2 роки тому +237

      Holy shit

    • @faithfulfilo7994
      @faithfulfilo7994 2 роки тому +689

      I mean the man's a genius, who's gonna ignore that noise?

  • @Snalle
    @Snalle 2 роки тому +6877

    My middle age woman teacher did this once back in the day. She just yelled "SEX" and the whole room went silent and she started class like a boss.

  • @liyostr570
    @liyostr570 2 роки тому +1084

    Not only did he make a noise never before uttered be human vocal chords, he also accurately depicted classroom noise before class starts

    • @stefschouwenaars9562
      @stefschouwenaars9562 11 місяців тому +30

      He also perfectly mimicked the reaction to hearing the teacher noise

  • @dogshit1952
    @dogshit1952 4 роки тому +22537

    that's the sound a mini sentry makes

    • @VerbDoesStuff
      @VerbDoesStuff 4 роки тому +383

      @Smile_Slime THESE ARE MY BANANAS I JUST BOUGHT THEM

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому +274

      V3rb I WOULD HAVE TO WASH MY DISHES AGAIN

    • @benfos8109
      @benfos8109 3 роки тому +162

      That's why the kids go quiet. They're scared

    • @user-uq5rm7io8h
      @user-uq5rm7io8h 3 роки тому +52

      BAP

    • @JennyYesac
      @JennyYesac 3 роки тому +12

      this comment is really close to 985 likes

  • @estrogenizedbird9161
    @estrogenizedbird9161 4 роки тому +14346

    He was once a substitute teacher

    • @TheRealOGNed
      @TheRealOGNed 4 роки тому +540

      Mr. Kaczynski, we meet at Last

    • @lambdacalculus3505
      @lambdacalculus3505 4 роки тому +1725

      the teacher noise and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    • @reflx
      @reflx 3 роки тому +123

      @@lambdacalculus3505 based

    • @ratdoctor
      @ratdoctor 3 роки тому +217

      based? based on what?

    • @PrivateSchemers1
      @PrivateSchemers1 3 роки тому +74

      @@ratdoctor The opposite of debased.

  • @eugenenalpin6058
    @eugenenalpin6058 2 роки тому +333

    Jerma is actually fluent in Animal Crossing language, truly impressive

    • @frantic9724
      @frantic9724 Рік тому +8

      To the point he can rap in it!

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore Рік тому +334

    This noise makes my puppy stop biting me because it perplexes her so much. 10/10 thank you so much jerma

  • @Kylirr
    @Kylirr 4 роки тому +38225

    jerma really the first man on earth to speak in morse code

    • @ShazzaTheGoose
      @ShazzaTheGoose 3 роки тому +113

      More like mouse code cause jerma is a rat 🙈

    • @TheLordOfCorn
      @TheLordOfCorn 3 роки тому +623

      how else is he gonna talk to deaf people?

    • @shawnwdie
      @shawnwdie 3 роки тому +40

      @@ShazzaTheGoose ????

    • @astroabood
      @astroabood 3 роки тому +87

      @@TheLordOfCorn who's gonna tell him

    • @genericusername4206
      @genericusername4206 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheLordOfCorn yeah the boys

  • @bannanaslamaa318
    @bannanaslamaa318 4 роки тому +23890

    This man is actually insane

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge 2 роки тому +407

    An amazing insight into Jerma's teaching career, never before had I realised he was teaching in a warzone filled with elephants and explosions

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 2 роки тому +10

      Tbh that sounds like something jerma has done

  • @blue_axolotl64
    @blue_axolotl64 Рік тому +102

    the fact that a person could actually make that sound with their mouth is actually insane to me

  • @IanBpa
    @IanBpa 3 роки тому +16430

    The way he raised that beverage to his mouth was so inhuman

    • @saulocept
      @saulocept 3 роки тому +424

      your comment made me cry laughing tysm

    • @Jackenack
      @Jackenack 3 роки тому +1452

      That's what I'm saying...
      Why did he wave his arm around before grabbing the can as if he had to get ready
      Why did he make such a big deal out of grabbing his mic and then not even bother to move it away
      Why did he suck in air before taking a swig
      Why did he tilt his head back and raise his chest as if he was proud of what he did
      It looks like he's trying to participate in some sorta weird speed-swigging competition

    • @gavinclark6891
      @gavinclark6891 3 роки тому +154

      I don’t think you guys have done this before, it seems you’re over interpreting.
      It’s *just* weird. It feels weird, it works weird, it looks weird. It’s weird to do when you’re thinking about it.

    • @technocarp
      @technocarp 3 роки тому +631

      @@Jackenack Jerma's said before that drinking in front of a camera makes him self-concious, so he has a "pretend" way of drinking things when his webcam's on, where he holds it out in front of him and sips it like a martini

    • @takcio9445
      @takcio9445 3 роки тому +37

      this comment made me laugh for 2 minutes, and brought me to tears list night. thanks

  • @Cam-jm9lk
    @Cam-jm9lk 3 роки тому +30160

    I’ve never seen this in context but the fact that he said it “worked” every time leads me to believe he’s actually done this

  • @PassTheSnails
    @PassTheSnails 11 місяців тому +59

    The way his whole body shifts and jitters about like a chucky cheese animatronic has me rolling

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 2 місяці тому

      "chucky cheese"
      BRUH

  • @neonarsenic8203
    @neonarsenic8203 Рік тому +61

    it’s still so funny to me how on the roblox stream the other day he didn’t even recognize that he made this sound when he got jumpscared by himself on evade😭

    • @MrSoso1050
      @MrSoso1050 Рік тому

      I know

    • @cupofapricotjam
      @cupofapricotjam Рік тому +5

      i'm pretty sure he did recognize the sound but acted like he was in denial. the second he heard the sound he said, "that's literally me??"

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan Рік тому +2

      ​@@cupofapricotjam No that was the screaming that came after it

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight Рік тому +1

      i’m pretty sure he was talking about the noise that happened after that

  • @charliemuhammadhebdo8907
    @charliemuhammadhebdo8907 3 роки тому +7581

    jermas house is so creepy, that weird closet door under the stairs, the next room and staircase both cloaked in shadows for something to be hiding in

    • @jessenorman91
      @jessenorman91 3 роки тому +861

      anything hiding in said shadows fled immediately upon hearing Jerma make that noise

    • @tgadin
      @tgadin 3 роки тому +275

      This wasn’t his house, it’s just a storage unit that Jerma was staying in while he was moving to Vegas

    • @polskillz
      @polskillz 2 роки тому +242

      Jerma's house is where they filmed Harry Potter

    • @pepsiman_fan6666
      @pepsiman_fan6666 2 роки тому +88

      Next thing Edgar Allan Poe’s gonna be writing about

    • @BomptonBillions999
      @BomptonBillions999 2 роки тому +24

      @@pepsiman_fan6666 oh lord that would be a pretty fun book

  • @itschudobs
    @itschudobs 3 роки тому +10239

    as a former preschool teacher, this would absolutely be effective. from ages 1-18 this would 100% be effective

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 3 роки тому +857

      I’m certain it’s effective for every human and creature alike.

    • @Trunch1312
      @Trunch1312 2 роки тому +396

      former? what did you do to the kids

    • @trashman835
      @trashman835 2 роки тому +674

      @@Trunch1312 she beeped at them to much and the parents complained

    • @matthewrayborn8557
      @matthewrayborn8557 2 роки тому +123

      @@trashman835 that is a fantastic string of words

    • @Reirek
      @Reirek 2 роки тому +84

      As a university student, it would definitely work on us.

  • @snakebagelz
    @snakebagelz 2 роки тому +20

    that was insanely attractive

  • @jgf4224
    @jgf4224 11 місяців тому +32

    When jerma said 📡📡👽🤖👾📟🖥 I felt that on a personal level 😔

  • @joytourmom
    @joytourmom 3 роки тому +3666

    they way he casually takes a sip of bud light after making the worst noise known to man has me rolling

    • @scottyb1300
      @scottyb1300 2 роки тому +76

      How dare ye mistake Downeast Unfiltered Cider for Bud Light.
      Seriously though, if you can get it near you, it's just about as good as a cider can get.

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 2 роки тому +21

      "worst" noise?

    • @mindlessreader1595
      @mindlessreader1595 Рік тому +18

      @@HavingCrumpets yeah idk how this is the worst noise, this is one of the few non abhorrent noises “jerma” has ever made

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ Рік тому +16

      "Casually" mans did a ballet with his arm to swig that shit

    • @monstrousmoss
      @monstrousmoss 4 місяці тому

      a LOUD sip too

  • @ItsMemeHere
    @ItsMemeHere 3 роки тому +12159

    jerma: *makes inhuman and physically impossible alien noise*
    also jerma: "y'know?" *takes casual swig of drink*

    • @k0lpA
      @k0lpA 3 роки тому +18

      hes your 69th like, godhood ascension complete

    • @hareeballsac9777
      @hareeballsac9777 3 роки тому +173

      that was the LEAST causal seig ooga drink i've ever seen
      edit: swig of a

    • @toozigooti
      @toozigooti 2 роки тому +101

      There was NOTHING casual about that soda swig, dude.

    • @c.ccarlhead5744
      @c.ccarlhead5744 2 роки тому +1

      I'll drink to that.

    • @urby000
      @urby000 2 роки тому +16

      @@toozigooti soda? downeast is 5.1% alchohol, he was getting ZONKED

  • @poljams2189
    @poljams2189 6 місяців тому +21

    I had a teacher that would meow everytime the class wasn't listening

  • @popslyme4280
    @popslyme4280 2 роки тому +13

    "Eeneeninibimini, Eenimi Binimini"
    -Jerma 2019

  • @Rasmos
    @Rasmos 4 роки тому +30984

    I found this by looking up "jerma makes sound"

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 3 роки тому +562

      He does a lot of that

    • @silverpower6912
      @silverpower6912 3 роки тому +56

      I found this in my UA-cam recommended

    • @gbrea6137
      @gbrea6137 3 роки тому +31

      Clip of the mini sentry?

    • @jed4110
      @jed4110 3 роки тому +24

      AA EE OO

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 3 роки тому +13

      Why is this so funny

  • @Buccarado
    @Buccarado 3 роки тому +3264

    jerma's vocal range is 20 octaves.

  • @Chili.P
    @Chili.P 2 роки тому +33

    He sounds like that one character from fucking smiling friends lmao.

    • @cats4gold
      @cats4gold  2 роки тому +18

      that guy was also named Jeremy lol

    • @Chili.P
      @Chili.P 2 роки тому +4

      @@cats4gold holy shit he was lmfao I'm dead 💀

    • @Chili.P
      @Chili.P 2 роки тому +4

      @@cats4goldanyway Hope you have a good day and thanks for the heart and reply I really needed that good vibe today thb thank you :)

  • @dollhana69
    @dollhana69 2 роки тому +21

    The fact that he said it worked every time implies hes done this multiple times to multiple children

    • @pizzarellayt
      @pizzarellayt 2 роки тому +7

      He has. He was a substitute teacher for a middle school for a while

  • @Xezian
    @Xezian 3 роки тому +4883

    He’s got a point though if anyone did that they’d immediately have everyone’s attention

  • @adirisdewitt
    @adirisdewitt 4 роки тому +8402

    this was nominated for worst noise but this is one of my most favorite bits that lasted for half a second

    • @propername4830
      @propername4830 4 роки тому +122

      Weird, I remembered it being best noise

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 3 роки тому +36

      @@propername4830 it was

    • @xxp0siZlayr
      @xxp0siZlayr 3 роки тому +5

      If you think thats a bad noise listen to the main beat in 216.mp3

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank 2 роки тому +2

      @@xxp0siZlayr found my new favorite song, thanks!

  • @maddym4020
    @maddym4020 9 місяців тому +10

    i’m so high

  • @thc_freebaser
    @thc_freebaser 2 роки тому +21

    Can we talk about how good his imitation of the classroom was

  • @AlmondDog
    @AlmondDog 3 роки тому +2450

    The pure confidence after he says "That worked every fucking time"

    • @felixsilvester518
      @felixsilvester518 3 роки тому +5

      Ello if fat vil

    • @felixsilvester518
      @felixsilvester518 3 роки тому +7

      I lof germ

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 2 роки тому +68

      considering that he was apparently a substitute teacher at one point, i don't think it's confidence. i think it's EXPERIENCE.

    • @EliteWheatProdctionZ
      @EliteWheatProdctionZ 2 роки тому +33

      Plus the absolute bravado in that little wrist twist afterwards

  • @creamcorn31
    @creamcorn31 2 роки тому +24

    Jerma made this noise 3 years ago and people still talk about it, I love you guys.

  • @sebbyackiner
    @sebbyackiner 2 роки тому +13

    I LOVE JERMA985

  • @johndxdxd
    @johndxdxd 4 роки тому +2998

    everyone talking about the nininini sound but jerma fully replicated the hunter sound from half life 2 episode 2 while doing the child noices

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 4 роки тому +28

      L I N K

    • @absentchronicler9063
      @absentchronicler9063 3 роки тому +11

      what video

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 3 роки тому +17

      Give us the video you fucking bastard, I wanna see this

    • @venomasmark154
      @venomasmark154 3 роки тому +113

      They mean in this video, it's the part where jerma goes "WOAH, FUCK YOU, EHRHFH, BOOM"

    • @venomasmark154
      @venomasmark154 3 роки тому +53

      Specifically around 0:04

  • @2014dotcom
    @2014dotcom 3 роки тому +797

    This was my first impression of this man.

    • @micheal8672
      @micheal8672 3 роки тому +8

      Same omg

    • @mishell128
      @mishell128 3 роки тому +78

      You got lucky, mine was the "Jerma cries to screaming and farting" video

    • @TheMainPoint
      @TheMainPoint 2 роки тому +6

      @@mishell128 wait that exists?

    • @khaotikkat_7008
      @khaotikkat_7008 2 роки тому +7

      Me too. I have no idea who he is but he definitely has my attention

    • @aijint
      @aijint Рік тому +1

      mine was the pizza delivery video

  • @goon_ass1675
    @goon_ass1675 2 роки тому +6

    one of the subs at my school does this, I asked her why and she said she got it from Jerma so here I am

  • @beswes7907
    @beswes7907 2 роки тому +15

    The inhuman manner in which he grabs that beverage is astonishing.

  • @peepeestorm2178
    @peepeestorm2178 4 роки тому +2369

    everybody gangsta till the local streamer start speakin morse code

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 3 роки тому +8

      The one person who understands Morse in chat who heard him say he was about to make ww2 look like a tea party: 😳

    • @zirlok3529
      @zirlok3529 3 роки тому +1

      Local

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 Рік тому

      @@Frog101_Real uk in a nutshell

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 3 роки тому +2448

    But what happens if the students beep back?

  • @byersxxkarate5177
    @byersxxkarate5177 5 місяців тому +5

    I never knew the full context of this video, and now learning that this is his logic to quiet a room full of kids makes it even funnier

  • @NuroMC
    @NuroMC 6 місяців тому +6

    “It works every fuckin time” *takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen*

  • @jeffalong
    @jeffalong 3 роки тому +386

    He's making that noise that cartoons make when they are "sneaking"

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 роки тому +3480

    Holy fuck I _wish_ I could be in high school, the classrooms a fucking jungle before the teacher gets in. We know it's a substitute so we're a little excited for a day of nothing.
    Then out of nowhere, IN walks Jerma985 and IMMEDIATELY starts doing that weird impossible noise. How fucking surreal would your day become.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 3 роки тому +163

      the epitome of fantasizing

    • @cartereckblad
      @cartereckblad 3 роки тому +337

      the classroom is an AUDIO JUNGLE?

    • @chairger
      @chairger 3 роки тому +122

      Jerma as a substitute would be unironically amazing

    • @urielseptim910
      @urielseptim910 3 роки тому +88

      @@cartereckblad audiojungle AAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO audiojungle

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 2 роки тому +21

      And then you wake up in a cold sweat

  • @RobtheMeower
    @RobtheMeower Рік тому +6

    I named my fish after jerm

  • @pokefreakgaming8175
    @pokefreakgaming8175 11 місяців тому +4

    being a kid hearing that must of felt like being in the recording studio with the beatles when they wrote let it be

  • @pantstime4529
    @pantstime4529 3 роки тому +679

    the aggressive swig of beer at the end is the cherry on top

    • @Fanchus
      @Fanchus 3 роки тому +39

      The way he swings his left arm before grabbing it is funny to me too for some reason lol

    • @andrewmiles4396
      @andrewmiles4396 3 роки тому +2

      Its Down East cider and its fucking delicious

    • @scottyb1300
      @scottyb1300 2 роки тому +1

      @@andrewmiles4396 New England gang

    • @M3x1cola
      @M3x1cola 2 роки тому

      its like he tells the most insane psycho thing ever and then just swiftly moves away from that statement

    • @user-cs4gs1kp8r
      @user-cs4gs1kp8r 2 роки тому

      Like he's taking a vodka shot or has a sudden shoulder muscle cramp.

  • @shoganflamemasta3975
    @shoganflamemasta3975 3 роки тому +949

    This actually makes sense. You wouldn't hear a single soul after witnessing something like this. It would work every time.

  • @Real_Pyrogenic
    @Real_Pyrogenic 2 роки тому +6

    Man said ...-..--.....

  • @dankon5578
    @dankon5578 2 роки тому +6

    He literally went "00101010011" for a second there

  • @lexij2159
    @lexij2159 3 роки тому +406

    God imagine being the guy who's like "remember that weird substitute teacher we had who spoke in like morse code? I wonder what he's up to now?"

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL 2 роки тому +32

      And then randomly seeing your substitute teacher on UA-cam with millions of people watching videos about him.

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 9 місяців тому +10

      Then searching “Jeremy Elbertson” and you find his whole twitch channel

  • @seans758
    @seans758 4 роки тому +801

    0:10 Replay Button

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann 3 роки тому +4

      Press 4 on your numpad for shortcut

    • @quickfeather
      @quickfeather 3 роки тому

      @@tiredmann sum ppl on mobile

    • @wowo316g5
      @wowo316g5 3 роки тому +21

      Use 0:09 instead

  • @colin_curtin
    @colin_curtin 2 роки тому +6

    I cant believe that sound was made by a human

  • @AstraRoyale
    @AstraRoyale 2 роки тому +5

    those are probably mind control frequencies he just emitted

  • @glikcat
    @glikcat 3 роки тому +221

    but, see, not all humans can go 'beenene beenene be be beenene' like that, jerma

  • @whosaprettykitty5076
    @whosaprettykitty5076 3 роки тому +631

    Jerma is a rare breed of human

  • @phasedcloak2835
    @phasedcloak2835 2 роки тому +6

    man just:
    -enter a classroom
    -speak animal crossing
    -refuse to elaborate
    -leave
    wow
    *he's certainly got My Attention!

  • @hel2727
    @hel2727 2 роки тому +6

    he was a teacher. oh my god he was a teacher.

  • @voidheir
    @voidheir 3 роки тому +385

    as someone who works in an elementary school; this is solid advice, and I will be using it.

  • @vj7248
    @vj7248 3 роки тому +395

    Everyone gangster until the substitute teacher turns into a fire alarm

  • @ahmedelmokaly3229
    @ahmedelmokaly3229 2 роки тому +6

    I peeped the horror

  • @francescodemaglie6011
    @francescodemaglie6011 Рік тому +5

    bro really said "...././.-../.-../---"

  • @elferson
    @elferson 3 роки тому +285

    I love the way he flicks his wrist in a smooth motion before he drinks

  • @426cylinders7
    @426cylinders7 3 роки тому +106

    “That worked every fucking time” implying that he actually used this on students.

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 3 роки тому +21

      Would you *really* be surprised if he has done this to his students?

  • @darraghbrowne8478
    @darraghbrowne8478 3 роки тому +3

    That noise makes my dog bark like mad

  • @_kafkaesque
    @_kafkaesque 2 роки тому +6

    came for the teacher noise, stayed for the side profile of red among us

  • @theironpancake7900
    @theironpancake7900 3 роки тому +79

    "I was once a substitute teacher"
    *Chugs beer*

  • @lintlickerize
    @lintlickerize 3 роки тому +572

    i need a montage of every single time he's made this noise.
    ive heard him do it a lot, and after i hear it, i can't fucking find it again because it was some obscure joke or some shit
    i just call it "the jerma beep"
    it brings me so much joy
    i don't understand why

    • @rorokhorosho
      @rorokhorosho 3 роки тому +56

      yes please oh my god
      i need
      this.

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 3 роки тому +32

      For some reason whenever jerma makes this type of noise I crack up, please someone do this

    • @Subjecttochannel
      @Subjecttochannel 3 роки тому +9

      Only other place I can think of he does this is the old "what's that sound" tf2 video

    • @cats4gold
      @cats4gold  2 роки тому +22

      i just heard him do a beep at the Sen's Fortress bonfire in dark souls. not the same noise but close

  • @nat6429
    @nat6429 2 роки тому +5

    I am all-encompassingly fascinated by this video. I study it, daily.

  • @Vexcenot
    @Vexcenot 2 роки тому +4

    jerma sends morse code to distant planets

  • @Baba-yv6ml
    @Baba-yv6ml 4 роки тому +390

    I've tried to replicate this noise so many times... but I haven't been able...

    • @madster01
      @madster01 3 роки тому +8

      I broke my throat trying to do that

    • @rove8620
      @rove8620 3 роки тому +30

      Are you teacher? Probably teacher-only thing

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 3 роки тому +22

      he built different

    • @atkvin
      @atkvin 3 роки тому +1

      @@rove8620 teacher diff

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 2 роки тому

      You have to practice your noises in the shower first

  • @emotionjournal
    @emotionjournal 3 роки тому +291

    Jerma Sounds like an Animal crossing character

  • @Benny-eo5xh
    @Benny-eo5xh 2 роки тому +8

    I honestly beilive this man could do literally anything

  • @negativenancy3738
    @negativenancy3738 Рік тому +6

    Ah yes, the war cry of my people🙏

  • @Violet-2200
    @Violet-2200 4 роки тому +174

    0:05
    How I explain something when I’m out of breath

    • @xxalex423xx
      @xxalex423xx 3 роки тому +16

      Courage the Cowardly Dog be like

    • @hideyereyes4915
      @hideyereyes4915 3 роки тому +3

      @@xxalex423xx holy shit that’s priceless

    • @xxalex423xx
      @xxalex423xx 3 роки тому +1

      @@hideyereyes4915 thank

  • @CarlBergsdorf
    @CarlBergsdorf 3 роки тому +77

    Everyone gansta until you start speaking the language of cartoon ants.

  • @kawaiilombax
    @kawaiilombax 2 роки тому +11

    I genuinely thought that sound was edited for ages but no, of course he actually made that noise

  • @MyUsernameIsGoofy
    @MyUsernameIsGoofy Рік тому +5

    I refuse to believe jerma was Allowed near children

  • @shprite781
    @shprite781 3 роки тому +238

    This man has massive shoulders

  • @Sindillermo
    @Sindillermo 3 роки тому +70

    I'm in college studying to be a teacher and this is the best advice i've gotten in the past 3 years

  • @Artemis-to8fk
    @Artemis-to8fk 2 роки тому +6

    sooo adorable

  • @a-very-uncreative-handle
    @a-very-uncreative-handle 9 місяців тому +6

    this is the audio equivalent of that one image of matpat

  • @tarragon3280
    @tarragon3280 3 роки тому +57

    Imagine having Jerma as your substitute teacher for a class one day, then finding his streams many years later

  • @cochleax
    @cochleax 4 роки тому +88

    this is what you learn while getting ur teaching credentials

  • @telosnium
    @telosnium 7 місяців тому +3

    He moved like a video in reverse when he took a sip of the drink

  • @axemen210
    @axemen210 2 роки тому +5

    My man be speaking Animal Crossing

  • @lopey5035
    @lopey5035 3 роки тому +33

    Local funny man intimidates children

  • @averagemale7845
    @averagemale7845 3 роки тому +53

    I just want a compilation of the sounds this man has made.

  • @daylendbristol7012
    @daylendbristol7012 11 місяців тому +6

    that's the language they speak where he's from

  • @dragonpng4982
    @dragonpng4982 2 роки тому +3

    literally the sound a creature from Spore makes

  • @beargocrazy_
    @beargocrazy_ 4 роки тому +214

    nininininiininininnininii

    • @hullian1113
      @hullian1113 3 роки тому +14

      *backs off in chair* The fucking...

    • @Hazelnutz3
      @Hazelnutz3 3 роки тому +2

      Ninininininibweninininine

  • @Necrogeared
    @Necrogeared 3 роки тому +75

    This makes me think of the noise cartoon characters make when they run in place before shooting off.

  • @bean9482
    @bean9482 2 роки тому +3

    i swear he gives me serial killer vibes

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy 2 роки тому +2

      An investigation against him has already begun because of all these implicit "serial killer" accusations; guess the vibes manifest destinies.

  • @monster_madeline
    @monster_madeline 2 роки тому +4

    I had a dream that jerma was the sub in my science class and everyone just kept calling the among us guy