Crying and Screaming and Farting

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  • Опубліковано 4 лип 2020
  • A jock at the gym sweats from his eyes
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  • @Evil_Ryo
    @Evil_Ryo 3 роки тому +4249

    50% of Jerma content is him making up a guy to be baffled at, and it works every time

    • @maxxvii2037
      @maxxvii2037 2 роки тому +257

      And this made up character is someone who only could exist in Jerma's head

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 роки тому +161

      Strawman factory

    • @aeiou901
      @aeiou901 Рік тому +15

      @@quantumblur_3145yeah jerma’s mind is a factory of strawman creation

    • @nosferattusx2
      @nosferattusx2 11 місяців тому +14

      Twitter

    • @polly5229
      @polly5229 11 місяців тому +8

      @@aeiou901 that's what they said yes

  • @kipjustice
    @kipjustice 4 роки тому +2997

    him pleading "No...no! No!" was the reaction that broke me, he physically could not stop himself from begging for this torment to end

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 8 місяців тому +72

      I couldn't fucking breath when he started pleading😭😭

  • @zepewto901
    @zepewto901 4 роки тому +5709

    The "no NO" kills me every time it sounds like someone is breaking up with him

    • @dissinyosandwich7548
      @dissinyosandwich7548 4 роки тому +822

      Jerma said "n-no, NO" with the pain and sorrow of someone who had just been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 3 роки тому +412

      7:40

    • @ganjinc
      @ganjinc 3 роки тому +93

      man

    • @Mammoth117
      @Mammoth117 3 роки тому +77

      :(

    • @ThePioolo
      @ThePioolo 3 роки тому +123

      Well. This now aged like fine milk.

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 3 роки тому +5400

    Imagine being an actor for a film, and you have to cry for an emotional scene. You can't make yourself cry, so you ask for some acting tips. And then the director gives you a farting and screaming playlist. Like the concept of that is killing me.

    • @anon6975
      @anon6975 3 роки тому +218

      if they practice the crying scene and get to the point where they were, but with the fart sounds, they will be able to make themselves cry after the fart sounds go away -- like a runner practicing with a parachute.

    • @gribo.9543
      @gribo.9543 3 роки тому +9

      Character on ur pfp?

    • @sanjum2475
      @sanjum2475 3 роки тому +4

      eyyyy your pfp is alemusa1 gg

    • @sanjum2475
      @sanjum2475 3 роки тому +3

      @@gribo.9543 alemusa1

    • @meirfa
      @meirfa 3 роки тому +14

      @@gribo.9543 Niko from One Shot.

  • @user-dv8eo5pb5v
    @user-dv8eo5pb5v 4 роки тому +8153

    It was only a matter of time until this masterpiece came here

    • @anarchistdora1990
      @anarchistdora1990 4 роки тому +27

      I just saw this highlight from some other channel today, too.

    • @Hence_Diane555
      @Hence_Diane555 4 роки тому +94

      @@anarchistdora1990 that clip was the first video i saw of jerma.

    • @anarchistdora1990
      @anarchistdora1990 4 роки тому +33

      @@Hence_Diane555 thats fantastic.

    • @ClaireDuhLune
      @ClaireDuhLune 4 роки тому +3

      Zachary Spencer I watched this one 2 days ago lol. Glad to watch it again haha

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 4 роки тому +29

      jerma laughing with facecam on is a serious treasure

  • @MrBenzene33
    @MrBenzene33 4 роки тому +5794

    The gameplay to rant ratio on this one is particularly impressive

    • @UnusGrunus
      @UnusGrunus 4 роки тому +408

      There's about 10 seconds of him reading dialogue at the end of the video, that's about as close to gameplay as it got in this one. And one second of him walking at the beginning but i think we can't count that. that's it.

    • @benkeates5396
      @benkeates5396 4 роки тому +72

      gameplay/rant - >0

    • @bencatzilla
      @bencatzilla 6 місяців тому +4

      what the fuck even is this game 😭

  • @drockrodriguez
    @drockrodriguez 4 роки тому +5996

    the voice quivers after every "hey man" is making me cry my eyes out laughing

    • @ludicrousfalcon413
      @ludicrousfalcon413 3 роки тому +332

      And then before he can even say the "hey man" he just breaks down

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 роки тому +40

      @@ludicrousfalcon413 Dave strider fart noises

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper 2 роки тому +9

      Battlefield 4

    • @pompourin
      @pompourin 2 роки тому +26

      3:04

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 Рік тому +10

      @@pompourin actually 4:25

  • @MadCarabiner
    @MadCarabiner 2 роки тому +3508

    I lose it at 3:55 when he says "why would somebody be listening to this at the gym?" even though he's literally the one who invented the situation lmao. True madness.

    • @TheDavidish
      @TheDavidish 2 роки тому +105

      Probably reading chat

    • @meloncholy413
      @meloncholy413 Рік тому +98

      I saw someone watching a court hearing on their phone while they strut the treadmill for one hour

    • @AlissonSilva-ox4uz
      @AlissonSilva-ox4uz Рік тому +20

      That's the joke

    • @TheZombieCurryKid
      @TheZombieCurryKid 10 місяців тому +5

      I like to watch 60's - 80's kung fu movies while I excersize.

    • @madameghostie
      @madameghostie 6 місяців тому +4

      The more he thought about it the more baffled he became

  • @nathan5180
    @nathan5180 4 роки тому +5908

    Jerma: embarrassed by “shpee”
    Also jerma:

    • @doomsdayman107
      @doomsdayman107 4 роки тому +100

      When did jerma say he was embarrassed by shpee?

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 4 роки тому +838

      @@doomsdayman107 he brings it up every 5 minutes it's his version of white guilt

    • @nolcoznocloz9185
      @nolcoznocloz9185 4 роки тому +157

      That and the "No life nerd" bit

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 4 роки тому +34

      @@1810jeff what's white guilt?

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 4 роки тому +533

      Godlyvex5 you have no idea the can of worms you’ve just opened

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 4 роки тому +5732

    Jerma's mom must be very proud to know her son makes a living by laughing to screams and farting.

    • @doofsdoofs
      @doofsdoofs 4 роки тому +444

      After the oreos, she probably isn't surprised

    • @nevsnks
      @nevsnks 4 роки тому +11

      I would be

    • @emmanuelureta4161
      @emmanuelureta4161 4 роки тому +108

      *CRYING to screams and farting

    • @bingbabooie3697
      @bingbabooie3697 4 роки тому +10

      @@doofsdoofs frankly, thats an upgrade

    • @jizzboss8548
      @jizzboss8548 4 роки тому +4

      @@doofsdoofs dare I ask about what "after the oreos" entails?

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 4 роки тому +2307

    2:53 without audio this is like one of those videos where a new type of hearing aid let's a deaf person hear for the first time.

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 3 роки тому +423

      And the first thing they hear is s screaming and farting

    • @Rainlights13
      @Rainlights13 3 роки тому +269

      @@TheMegaPingasMobile "What...what is this? I thought you said there would be laughter and birdsong..."
      "we lied, It's just this"

    • @MultiSciGeek
      @MultiSciGeek 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 2 роки тому +275

      Congrats, someone actually made a meme out of that

    • @9SooS9
      @9SooS9 2 роки тому +18

      Amazing

  • @Wells13555
    @Wells13555 4 роки тому +7537

    I'm with jerma it's the concept of a guy coming up to you dead serious and you can hear this shit through his headphones. Like just thinking about it looping in my head is killing me.

    • @toolackluster2788
      @toolackluster2788 4 роки тому +207

      100% correct, I can picture it so clearly!

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 3 роки тому +540

      And he's spotting you so the whole time trying to lift weights you just hear the Wilhelm scream ft. farts

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin 3 роки тому +104

      it's a chad thing

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho 3 роки тому +74

      I genuinely haven’t laughed this hard in months, this concept is golden

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 роки тому +40

      I mean id just high five him and say “ Dude you listen to that too? Fuckin sick bro”

  • @JonSmythos
    @JonSmythos 4 роки тому +5504

    because of this bit I can’t help but wonder what an entire gym of people listening to fart sounds would be like

  • @Epichalestorm
    @Epichalestorm 4 роки тому +15228

    never thought the simple words "crying and screaming and farting" coming up in my yt notifs would fill me with such joy and anticipation

    • @KawaiiBabyTragon
      @KawaiiBabyTragon 4 роки тому +265

      It's the combination of all three. Just 1 or 2 wouldn't be as enticing.

    • @bloodybagal
      @bloodybagal 4 роки тому +52

      Ah my favorite Tumblr account getting jerma recognition

    • @lanty2092
      @lanty2092 3 роки тому +12

      @@KawaiiBabyTragon screaming and farting

    • @nathanfielderfan111
      @nathanfielderfan111 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @owentertainment2714
      @owentertainment2714 2 роки тому +8

      @@KawaiiBabyTragon crying and farting is quite the combo I’d say

  • @darrinlaw2832
    @darrinlaw2832 4 роки тому +5873

    Palevampyr96 was the chat member who suggested jerma to listen to the brown note while acting like he was a bro at the gym. His stray message out of many that jerma just so happened to see ended up breaking jerma beyond repair.

    • @fp45
      @fp45 4 роки тому +336

      god bless

    • @insanneous
      @insanneous 4 роки тому +712

      the ultimate one guy

    • @thunka8033
      @thunka8033 4 роки тому +203

      What a legend, that guy.

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 роки тому +185

      One guy finally pulls through for us all. Bless you, based one guy.

    • @hsemicolonc
      @hsemicolonc 4 роки тому +104

      he's not one guy, he's one *god.*

  • @LoopyLongplays
    @LoopyLongplays 4 роки тому +3944

    Can't stop laughing thinking about some huge dude walking up to you asking if you need help and hearing farting and screaming blaring from his earbuds. I wouldn't know what to do, probably just ask for his playlist.

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 3 роки тому +182

      And the base drops and he starts tapping his foot

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 роки тому +44

      And crying

    • @pu-FP
      @pu-FP 2 роки тому +56

      He's speaking to through wired earphones aswell. HE CANNOT HEAR YOU. But still declares "need a spotter brah"

    • @tomvorat4173
      @tomvorat4173 2 роки тому +25

      And they‘re having a dead serious face as well

    • @Nick-vk4gw
      @Nick-vk4gw 2 роки тому +5

      Made me cry

  • @NopIenon
    @NopIenon 4 роки тому +6086

    Lofi farting and screaming - beats to relax/work out

    • @javierescudero7686
      @javierescudero7686 3 роки тому +301

      Beats to spot someone to

    • @monarosberg6036
      @monarosberg6036 3 роки тому +11

      @@javierescudero7686 i’m the 69th like give me all your munny

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms 3 роки тому +75

      Beats to cry to

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting 3 роки тому +10

      Please tell me someone made this real.

    • @internetvirus64
      @internetvirus64 3 роки тому +29

      @@GabrielShitposting yes
      ua-cam.com/video/hZRw38LjVWo/v-deo.html

  • @humanzbornfresh
    @humanzbornfresh 4 роки тому +8707

    I love when Jerma goes on rants and just forgets the chat is even there, it's like he's talking to himself and then has to justify the crazy shit he says.

    • @KawaiiBabyTragon
      @KawaiiBabyTragon 4 роки тому +167

      You mean like how his old youtube videos were before he even started streaming? 🙄

    • @Nathrezim0
      @Nathrezim0 4 роки тому +171

      @@KawaiiBabyTragon You cleanly ignored the 'justify' part there

    • @kainoahowell5646
      @kainoahowell5646 4 роки тому +53

      @Sightless_Seeker I think of it to be more of a 6 way intersection of people who ALL need to be somewhere and somebody randomly gets chosen to go

    • @Blockistium
      @Blockistium 3 роки тому +41

      PSYCHO STREAMER

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 3 роки тому +37

      Does he even have a chat or are they just voices in his head?

  • @darrinlaw2832
    @darrinlaw2832 4 роки тому +2075

    Alternative title: chat members single suggestion breaks a man beyond fixing

    • @benkeates5396
      @benkeates5396 4 роки тому +34

      idk what you mean the best hype music is scream and fart compilation

    • @darrinlaw2832
      @darrinlaw2832 4 роки тому +4

      @@benkeates5396 Ah, a fellow man of culture i see

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 4 роки тому +42

      Dude, that's the title for every single Jerma stream.

  • @THiNGYBOBinc
    @THiNGYBOBinc 4 роки тому +1004

    I love that "Monster Rancher 4" isn't even part of the video title

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 4 роки тому +107

      The cut to wholly unobstructed gameplay at 13:37 almost feels like a joke unto itself

    • @JakeRanney
      @JakeRanney 4 роки тому +3

      it's manually set up

  • @cbayer5012
    @cbayer5012 4 роки тому +1153

    LOCAL STREAMER goes to gym and gets PERMANENT EAR DAMAGE from FARTING AND SCREAMING PLAYLIST

  • @Lichzim
    @Lichzim 4 роки тому +4124

    Finally. It has been officially highlighted. Jerma cries to screaming and farting.

  • @kipples
    @kipples 2 роки тому +368

    imagine giving yourself tinnitus for the rest of your life over a fart joke. that's dedication

  • @louisbowels6858
    @louisbowels6858 4 роки тому +3237

    I love delusional Jerma trying to convince chat it wasn't the simultaneous farting and screaming that was making him laugh

    • @OscarGreenworth
      @OscarGreenworth 3 роки тому +292

      While that is absolutely hilarious, it’s way funnier imagining the scenario. Like I can have a straight face just listening to them both but the moment I start thinking about that scenario, I start to lose it.

    • @madameghostie
      @madameghostie 2 роки тому +41

      at max volume no less

    • @cogahan3105
      @cogahan3105 Рік тому +29

      @@OscarGreenworth That's literally how Patrick Bateman works out 😭

    • @pearlspring6328
      @pearlspring6328 Рік тому +14

      he laughs not from amusement at the sounds, but at the knowledge that this is a platinum supreme godly tier bit

    • @tricursor2481
      @tricursor2481 3 місяці тому +2

      My favorite Is toward the beginning where you think he has it, until you realize it was just silent and then you hear a tiny "tpppt" following by him immediately losing it.
      I find both funny. The sounds (especially combined) is funny and the scenario is hilarious. But everything is funnier when someone else is losing it, and jerma's laugh is so contagious

  • @l.ronhoyabembe5532
    @l.ronhoyabembe5532 4 роки тому +3738

    I haven’t literally cried laughing like this in years holy shit

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 роки тому +117

      Grab The Auto 5 does the same thing

    • @rent0
      @rent0 4 роки тому +160

      Like 50% of Jerma vids make me cry laughing. I have to pause to recover during many of the older videos just to not die laughing.

    • @Billy69
      @Billy69 4 роки тому +30

      I haven't laughed this much in like 10 years

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 4 роки тому +69

      @@rent0 the jerma slient wheeze always gets me man

    • @TheRealGrimblo
      @TheRealGrimblo 4 роки тому +27

      Now imagine me listening to this at work... When you cant laugh.

  • @hermionestranger4964
    @hermionestranger4964 4 роки тому +2006

    "crying and screaming and farting"
    Alternate title to Jerma's no-sedation colonoscopy story.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 роки тому +17

      They use sedatives for colonoscopies?

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +108

      @@jamesmccomb9525 Serious answer time: most people choose some kind of sedation during a colonoscopy, though generally they are just mildly uncomfortable (I wouldn't know personally, never had one). It is common to opt for a light to moderate sedation in order to lessen the chances of feeling pain or discomfort during the procedure, especially for first-timers or people whose bowels/colons are difficult to navigate due to internal bleeding, sores or what-not. Doctors will generally give you a wide variety of sedatives to choose from and the option to not use any at all or to only use them during the procedure when you feel uncomfortable.
      So as much as we're all clowning on Jerma for his colonoscopy story, kudos to Jeremy for doing a (first-time?) colonoscopy without any sedatives whatsoever.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 роки тому +41

      @@hermionestranger4964 Thank you for the response. Glad to know more about this since it might be relevant information to me soon.

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +46

      @@jamesmccomb9525 no problem, I hope it's nothing serious, but rest assured that it's not a nightmarish experience. Anyway, wish you the best!

  • @baconArchitect
    @baconArchitect 4 роки тому +1882

    7:39 it kills me how his hand movement is in sync with the farts. everything about this is gold

    • @vampiregoatz
      @vampiregoatz 3 роки тому +214

      WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THIS OUT IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

    • @Joesmho23
      @Joesmho23 3 роки тому +86

      It cracks me up every time. My abs hurt from holding in my laugh at work

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 роки тому +84

      airbender

    • @elifsudeisk5777
      @elifsudeisk5777 3 роки тому +12

      You mean brown right

    • @Zoopop13
      @Zoopop13 2 роки тому +14

      this comment made me cry i didnt even notice

  • @Rainlights13
    @Rainlights13 3 роки тому +2138

    I am shaking. It is three in the morning and I am an adult man nearing his mid twenties rendered HELPLESS by the simple mental image of a muscular dudebro offering to spot me with a deadpan, sincere expression whilst the distant sound of a ceaseless stream of glass-shattering flatulence issues from one earbud, agonised screams from the other...we were a mistake, just send the asteroid already.

    • @kaiju3375
      @kaiju3375 3 роки тому +78

      You won’t believe me but he’s actually in his mid 30s lol

    • @zach7482
      @zach7482 3 роки тому +87

      @@kaiju3375 I think he was saying that he was in his mid 20s.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 роки тому +11

      Same demographic here, same conundrum

    • @mylastaccountgotbanned2393
      @mylastaccountgotbanned2393 2 роки тому +20

      @@quantumblauthor7300 were both way to late to the farty

    • @pu-FP
      @pu-FP 2 роки тому +8

      Fucking screenshoted your comment. GODDAMNIT as soon as i lose the laughing fit i scroll down for safety and YOUR HERE 😂

  • @SlabMangrave
    @SlabMangrave 3 роки тому +402

    "Chrysippus of Soli was a Greek Stoic philosopher. He died during the 143rd Olympiad (208-204 BC) at the age of 73. [In one account,] he was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: 'Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs', whereupon he died in a fit of laughter."
    If ever there were a moment Jerma were to dodge fate, this would be the one.

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 роки тому +10

      thats so deep dude

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 роки тому +34

      Ancient Greeks were proto-jermas

    • @Scanpoint556
      @Scanpoint556 2 роки тому +2

      That was a crappy joke.
      -2

    • @MariaHernandez-ps6rx
      @MariaHernandez-ps6rx 2 роки тому +25

      @@Scanpoint556 had to be there lol

    • @halo7oo
      @halo7oo 2 роки тому +11

      @@punished7030 It is, the donkey was eating from someone's pantry and he really did die from not being able to stop laughing.

  • @SamFreelancePolice
    @SamFreelancePolice 4 роки тому +672

    Imagine being an anime watcher and only getting this lore masterpiece a year and a half after the manga readers.

    • @thundervolt9764
      @thundervolt9764 4 роки тому +88

      As an anime-only, I can attest, this is like the coming of Christ.

  • @fuydpooppiss2321
    @fuydpooppiss2321 3 роки тому +315

    The "no...NO!" actually sounded like someone pulled a gun on him

  • @NotShiggy
    @NotShiggy 4 роки тому +786

    He really looks like the scout in this one.

    • @Dorf274
      @Dorf274 4 роки тому +178

      Imma frickin fart o'nature

    • @rheamer3437
      @rheamer3437 4 роки тому +12

      @@Dorf274 i popped

    • @hsemicolonc
      @hsemicolonc 4 роки тому +28

      he even has the cute lil' buckteeth.

    • @bruhment1068
      @bruhment1068 4 роки тому +56

      what else would the scout be listening to

    • @juliomontoya8824
      @juliomontoya8824 3 роки тому +5

      bruhment
      Tom Jones

  • @kingcoleleroy
    @kingcoleleroy 4 роки тому +2719

    This was such a legendary moment in jerma985 history, whenever people look back on his streaming career, this will be the first highlight along with jermacraft

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 роки тому +5

      No see this is good, you can use this to get her to watch Jerma vids

    • @LASAGNA_LARRY
      @LASAGNA_LARRY 4 роки тому +28

      @Amydillo I think that reply was meant for someone else. Lmao.

    • @inkartridge
      @inkartridge 4 роки тому +2

      hi deadhead

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 роки тому +3

      @@LASAGNA_LARRY ah shit you're right, whoops

    • @therandomperson02
      @therandomperson02 4 роки тому +2

      yoooo are you sans from the hit webshow tribeten

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 4 роки тому +386

    The "No... No..." absolutely Sent me down

  • @thekingofscrump
    @thekingofscrump 3 роки тому +330

    What fucking killed me was
    “I tell people to watch you for good content and this is what you DO TO ME?”

  • @quietplease1447
    @quietplease1447 4 роки тому +264

    Glad you like my gym mix, bro.

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 3 роки тому +315

    The bit with the 5 variations of Jerma would've been really wholesome but he completely fucks it up by wording this in an incredibly horrific way 12:52

  • @neighborhoodginger4444
    @neighborhoodginger4444 3 роки тому +338

    I find it hard to believe this man can stage an entire fake Thanksgiving stream with actors improving the whole time but can't keep a straight face with fart sounds playing in his ears

  • @Axol-Aqua
    @Axol-Aqua 2 роки тому +183

    The way he goes "no! no! no!" as he's on the verge of tears fucking slays me

  • @henryfarrari2023
    @henryfarrari2023 4 роки тому +303

    Jerma made himself laugh so hard that he cried with fart sound effects
    This man is rich

  • @knightogourd
    @knightogourd 4 роки тому +909

    I feel a kinship with Jerma because I find this exact shit hilarious to the point of crying

    • @bigballs2488
      @bigballs2488 3 роки тому +95

      The thought of a 270 pound ripped dude casually talking to you with this blasting into his earbuds is fucking hilarious

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727
    @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 4 роки тому +835

    Renowned acting school professor brought to tears over his students’ recent performance, “Gym Jock Chronicles”

    • @benkeates5396
      @benkeates5396 4 роки тому +17

      jerms is a talented actor

    • @SamFreelancePolice
      @SamFreelancePolice 4 роки тому +71

      That's the most interesting misspelling of renowned l've seen yet.

    • @nhorvath6259
      @nhorvath6259 3 роки тому +2

      @@benkeates5396 Who would never let farts break him in a scene.

  • @boptics643
    @boptics643 2 роки тому +93

    There's something so fucking funny about thinking about all the emotional damage one must endure to become the person who unironically listens to farts mixed with screaming for pleasure

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, just to feel mellow, focused and content while working out! That's definitely why Jerma was laughing so hard, he cried. You found the words! Thank you!

  • @slasherpony
    @slasherpony 4 роки тому +305

    this finally being uploaded here is like the official blu-ray release of the screaming and farting joke

  • @prud5930
    @prud5930 4 роки тому +620

    This was one of the funniest shit to watch on stream. It was an hour long stream, jerma had to cut it short because he had a headache from laughing so much, it was about 10-15 minutes of gameplay and 45 minutes of this one bit, it was somehow funny the entire time

  • @SunsOfDorn
    @SunsOfDorn 4 роки тому +135

    "I listen to anything that isn't country or rap"

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 4 роки тому +797

    "I'm gonna get to see me grandson and my granddaughter get married"
    Aw that's cute
    "Here's the day of *the* wedding"
    What

    • @Maniakdemotow
      @Maniakdemotow 4 роки тому +77

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 3 роки тому +78

      13:21 the realisation, but it’s too late, the damage has already been dealt.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 Рік тому +1

      I can't breathe

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 3 роки тому +336

    Finally caught a Jerma985 stream the other night, he spent 10 minutes role-playing listening to screaming and farting in a gym and then cried laughing on stream. Great entertainer he is.

  • @topSurely
    @topSurely 4 роки тому +856

    I've been waiting for this highlight. Describing this to friends feels like a fucking fever dream.

    • @YourFatherVEVO
      @YourFatherVEVO 4 роки тому +197

      your first mistake was trying to describe a jerma joke

  • @justgas1903
    @justgas1903 4 роки тому +822

    Jerma is the only content creator that makes me laugh out loud when I'm sitting alone on my computer

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 4 роки тому +104

      Why would you sit on your computer

    • @marxist-leninist-protagonist
      @marxist-leninist-protagonist 2 роки тому +17

      @@Burialofagod Nice heat and vibration on my butty butt

    • @YEP753
      @YEP753 2 роки тому +6

      @@Burialofagod Isnt that what people do 😳✊

    • @Crazing
      @Crazing 2 роки тому +5

      @@marxist-leninist-protagonist fart kink

  • @vampk1zzer
    @vampk1zzer 3 роки тому +107

    Imagine that scene from clockwork orange but instead of Beethoven's 9th symphony you're locked in a room and forced to listen to screaming and farting on full blast

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Рік тому +49

    What I love about this bit is that Jerma invented this scenario and then goes on a rant like it actually happened

  • @vijayshah212
    @vijayshah212 4 роки тому +89

    7:13 it’s like he’s at a funeral and someone told him the funniest joke. He just tries to hold it in.

  • @erigthekid634
    @erigthekid634 3 роки тому +207

    I swear my favorite streams are when Jerma just completely derails from the game and goes senile on camera

  • @Chumpkins
    @Chumpkins 4 роки тому +323

    oh god people are finally gonna be exposed to this one

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 4 роки тому +62

      "Oh what's that? Jerma985, you say? Sure, I'll check him out."
      First video they watch:

    • @ghastlymainframe5194
      @ghastlymainframe5194 4 роки тому +37

      @@ESFAndy011 this is literally my first introduction to Jerma and I am pretty sure he's quickly becoming my favorite content creator

    • @squircle976
      @squircle976 3 місяці тому

      @@ghastlymainframe5194any updates?

  • @mint5438
    @mint5438 4 роки тому +182

    7:13 This right here is the _exact_ moment all sense of reason was lost.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 Рік тому +1

      All reason of sense was lost too.

  • @keklulu332
    @keklulu332 4 роки тому +650

    We did it everybody, it's here
    We're now officially living in ALTFAS (After Listening to Farting and Screaming)

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 4 роки тому +26

      ALTFAS looks like somebody terribly misspelling the name of the Borderlands manufacturer ATLAS

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 4 роки тому +9

      @gibus theinfamous
      u press alt then fas on the keyboard

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 4 роки тому +4

      @@blackshirts_and_breads alt does not spell out "alt"...

    • @swallowme535
      @swallowme535 3 роки тому +3

      ALTSAF is so much better. Both as an acronym and because screaming and farting is better

    • @nateharants6730
      @nateharants6730 3 роки тому +4

      ALTFAS sounds like the acronym for a Caretaker album

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 3 роки тому +66

    The idea of some ripped dude listening to a scream and fart compilation while he lifts the heaviest weights in the gym

  • @GeeGe.
    @GeeGe. 4 роки тому +58

    "You lifted those weights pretty shitly, for a weakling." - The scene that got Jerma an Oscar in 2037

  • @alisonpumpkinhead4554
    @alisonpumpkinhead4554 4 роки тому +428

    The thing I love about jerma is that if he wrote a sketch comedy series it’d be up there with the best of them but it’s so much better seeing these bits form organically in the context of twitch. Transcendent. Pure comedy genius. 10/10

  • @owownwowlson8524
    @owownwowlson8524 4 роки тому +147

    Jerma: earphones
    Me: here it comes

    • @Inhake
      @Inhake 4 роки тому +4

      Jerma: "It's pretty fuckin' loud."
      Me: Yes, YEEEESSSSS

  • @TheVorran
    @TheVorran 3 роки тому +134

    Jerma's definition of spotting being him and the other person both laying on the bench at the same time and lifting together is what really gets me

  • @Orangestar1
    @Orangestar1 4 роки тому +150

    So this is what the kids call "Fecal Funny"

  • @Leander_
    @Leander_ 2 роки тому +43

    Imagine getting permanent hearing damage listening to fart and scream compilations

    • @jigsaucemusic
      @jigsaucemusic 2 роки тому +3

      The fact that we can do that to ourselves is ridiculous lol

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 7 місяців тому +1

      @@jigsaucemusic It's funny how there's nothing stopping us from just biting our tongues clean off right this second other than pain

  • @AManWithAVoice
    @AManWithAVoice 2 роки тому +161

    So glad he got his hearing back!!

  • @LilBozo167
    @LilBozo167 2 роки тому +138

    Came here after I saw a meme of him being deaf and hearing for the first time in 30 years

    • @buenta6011
      @buenta6011 2 роки тому +11

      inhalemybees post

    • @Saiintniic
      @Saiintniic 2 роки тому +5

      @@buenta6011 indeed

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 Рік тому

      Were you like me and knew exactly where the footage came from and exactly where the video was going?

  • @cosmicality8002
    @cosmicality8002 4 роки тому +67

    7:38 Local streamer controls fart with his hands

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 3 роки тому +70

    This would be the ultimate test of somebody's composure. Give someone these headphones and tell them to give you some serious dialogue without actually telling them that the sounds of farts and Wilhelm screams are about to be blasted into their ears. Enough to break almost any man.

  • @slyseal2091
    @slyseal2091 4 роки тому +362

    I feel like I've seen this clip in varying length 5 different times now

  • @jamesklark6562
    @jamesklark6562 4 роки тому +329

    Whenever I'd ask someone to spot me at the gym they just look at me with a braindead stare, their mouth hanging open like a zombie and just continue on to whatever they were going to go do.

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 4 роки тому +191

      They couldn't hear you over the loud farts.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 4 роки тому +91

      @@Zanpaa *AHHGGHGH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARRRHGGGGHHH!!! PPFFFFFTTTTTT! AHHHHH!!!*

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 3 роки тому +20

      Were you at a planet fitness?

    • @jamesklark6562
      @jamesklark6562 3 роки тому +16

      @@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp of course

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому

      That's because you aren't real

  • @XGames-94
    @XGames-94 4 роки тому +96

    A classic tear jerking soundtrack, "screaming and farting"

  • @riffofthegods
    @riffofthegods 3 роки тому +36

    local streamer ruptures eardrums to satisfy fart fetish

  • @FantasmaNaranja
    @FantasmaNaranja 4 роки тому +165

    the farting and screaming compilation hospitalized jerma

  • @lmao-ev6nz
    @lmao-ev6nz 4 роки тому +159

    7:00 The moment we've been waiting for

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 роки тому +27

      You made a type. I think you meant 0:01

    • @KawaiiBabyTragon
      @KawaiiBabyTragon 4 роки тому +3

      Typos. The word you are looking for is typos.

    • @SummieButt
      @SummieButt 4 роки тому +3

      turnip no it’s type

  • @balltavorb
    @balltavorb 4 роки тому +25

    My favorite part of this bit is when somebody suggested that the scene was the issue

  • @Catman2030
    @Catman2030 4 роки тому +622

    7:05 He goes down a white boy, and comes back up a lobster.

    • @johnlink9397
      @johnlink9397 3 роки тому +65

      This is the funniest comment I've ever read

    • @kingamity1985
      @kingamity1985 2 роки тому +13

      Skilled shapeshifter he is

  • @shrekspaghettitacos
    @shrekspaghettitacos 4 роки тому +111

    Local streamer recollects the days where he would work out while laughing, screaming, crying, and farting

  • @DirtyyJerz
    @DirtyyJerz Рік тому +11

    "You wanna learn how to act? You wanna learn how to compose yourself in a scene?" he says while literally fighting back crying laughter

  • @DavidDinkleberry
    @DavidDinkleberry 2 роки тому +16

    7:37 this looks like the scene in interstellar where he watches all the videos his family sent him

    • @fungo11
      @fungo11 2 роки тому

      this is so true mant his made me laugh out loud so hard

  • @stephanief5794
    @stephanief5794 Рік тому +8

    i’m watching american psycho and there’s a scene where patrick bateman is doing sit-ups while watching a movie with lots of screaming and it immediately reminded me of this. it’s also directly after his interview with willam dafoe so that’s just a cherry on top.

    • @peepeepants5332
      @peepeepants5332 Рік тому +2

      patrick bateman listening to music while walking through the office but it’s actually just screaming and fart noises 🙏

    • @stephanief5794
      @stephanief5794 Рік тому

      @@peepeepants5332 who’s going to edit this

  • @bungus808
    @bungus808 4 роки тому +132

    THANK GOD THIS WAS UPLOADED

  • @colef2222
    @colef2222 4 роки тому +90

    Local small gymnast gets outed from his gymnasium after found playing fetish music doing reps

  • @beefpatty4193
    @beefpatty4193 5 місяців тому +4

    a clockwork orange is still the funniest chat message ever sent in a jerma stream

  • @lonelyplanet2250
    @lonelyplanet2250 3 роки тому +38

    It’s amazing that he can take something so tiny, not even that funny, he can make it into a 14 min bit. Pure fucking comedy genius right here.

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 4 роки тому +95

    Thank you David for manifesting the joke into it’s fullest potential with that intro

  • @FortuneHatter
    @FortuneHatter 4 роки тому +87

    Crying while working out to screaming and farting?
    The absolute state of jermaPsycho

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 6 місяців тому +7

    The "Wilhelm Scream" Jerma mentions being from every weird video game was very prominently featured in Soldier of Fortune, where, indeed, it felt comical and out of place even coming out of a disemboweled Iraqi insurgent.

  • @me-fp3cg
    @me-fp3cg 2 роки тому +47

    It used to be a meme but now I unironically workout to screaming and farting sounds completely stonefaced. I listened to it so much it stopped being funny.

  • @some_condiment
    @some_condiment 4 роки тому +83

    ironically, because of this, now i will make a playlist exclusively out of screaming and farting sounds.

    • @swarler
      @swarler 2 роки тому +1

      where is it

  • @killanelle
    @killanelle 6 місяців тому +6

    jerma cries so beautifully. like the virgin mary

  • @hibixus5933
    @hibixus5933 2 роки тому +13

    Fucking walk past this big, scary, buff guy who's jogging with the most focused face ever, jaw clenched and all, and you hear this guys listening to a compilation of screaming, crying and farting . 💀

  • @ProducedByRIFT
    @ProducedByRIFT 2 роки тому +8

    'nice monster rancher stream' is such a good comment

  • @HKT-4300
    @HKT-4300 2 роки тому +9

    He is such a little character.

  • @googleygareth
    @googleygareth 4 роки тому +4

    Peak Jerma content.

    • @illuminati955
      @illuminati955 5 місяців тому

      How has no one else replied to this yet lol

  • @r3znor_x
    @r3znor_x 4 роки тому +60

    We did it, boys, we've reached the Jerma season 2 finale

  • @tricky8579
    @tricky8579 Рік тому +16

    I have to come back and watch this every 6 months for the best laugh of my life

  • @elizabelthe
    @elizabelthe 2 роки тому +9

    i love how he calls himself "this person"

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 2 роки тому +19

    Jerma is simultaneously extremely handsome and genuinely mortifying

  • @AverageMoose
    @AverageMoose Рік тому +7

    I just realized this would be perfect as an impractical jokers punishment. You're forced to walk up to someone and strike up a conversation while farting and screaming is blaring from your earbuds

  • @pckables
    @pckables 4 роки тому +62

    7:38 - 8:40
    A tragic moment on stream, Jerma shares with the chat his PTSD from when saw his mother murdered before his very own eyes by an oiled, tank-top wearing man at the Gym.
    What a brave man, an inspiration to us all.